my favorite part of deaf girl tik tok is the girls who put lotion on their hands before they go OFF signing. it’s the equivalent of drinking water before yelling at someone
The criminal TikTok that Mac saw: *sexy men who take fake mugshots* The True criminal TikTok: “ok guys today I’m going to teach you how to get away in a manhunt”
Fun fact! Based on Marilyn Monroe's diaries and personal journals, she was homoromantic and asexual :>. She had repeatedly shown disdain for her oversexualized treatment in the media, and pondered on whether she was sick for not craving sex like how others seemed to.
@Ilovebrushingmyhorse apparently so, she just never confirmed it? Kinda? Apparently she said that she's never had an orgasm, paused, and specified with a man. So it's possible that she was gay
that is NOT what grass tik tok is about. grass tik tok is about abolishing the preppy mowed "I'm rich" kinda lawns. grass tik tok is about natural biodiversity.
The vintage girl you looked under vintage TikTok lives by that statement. She’s absolutely in love with the clothes and make up of the time, not the ideals and she’s often repeating herself. She’s truly adorable!
I love how Mac is all laughs and jokes, and then he starts talking real shit outta nowhere without you even noticing, he's educating us "Stop romanticizing history, that's how I get killed on the streets"
Issues that Mac addressed in this series while still being entertaining: 1) Private Zoos 2) Blm movement turning into a trend 3) romanticizing crime and the mafia 4) romanticizing politicians 5) romanticizing the past 6) teachers not being paid enough 7) joking about police brutality 8) conservatives not having a personality beyond hating on people 9) people not wearing masks 10) people going to party and not staying home 11) not giving doctors and nurses as much credit as they deserve Mac is an icon and none of you can take that away from him.
@@edgytypebeat781 Oh! so that's what it means, yeah I don't do that, like messing and making fun of disabled people is hella messed up I have friends who are disabled and thinking about shit like that makes me disappointed, mad, and lose hope in humanity
@@edgytypebeat781 i think you forgot about sexist which, thank god, I'm not, my moms beat manners into me so I can't even try to disrespect somebody unless they my friends of course we all rude as hell with eachother but we still would die for eachother
@mikans stalker No, homophobic people happen to be Christians, *NOT* the other way around. I can tell you that the Bible also says "Love your neighbour as you love yourself," "God loves and supports everyone," "Be kind to all." Christianity is literally built around kindness, love and support so it's really irritating seeing people spread negative things over verses that aren't what Jesus preached.
@Zach The Gay First of all, where did the racism come from? I thought this was about homophobia. Secondly, yeah, I see why you quit and on behalf of all those Christians who enforce what the Bible says only in situations that benefit them, sorry. Thirdly, seriously, Christians aren't homophobic. Christians aren't even allowed to judge people because that's what makes them go to hell not loving people. And totally, the Bible has some VERY outdated laws but the way I see Christianity is that even though the Bible can be a little bit of a stretch at times, it's what in it you believe that matters. And it's not necessarily that type of lie that Christians shouldn't tell 😂 And in truth, a lot of the Bible is about a man who wasn't even Christian, so others views shouldn't pass as the same as the whole community's. Have *your own* definition of what Christianity means to you and respect God, it will do a lot for you, really. Please come back if/when you ever feel comfortable enough, it's a great religion when you realize what it means to you and the things that God can do for you.
I saw a TikTok that was this guy saying “if you don’t accept trump as our president then I’ll drive you down to the airport myself” and most of the people commenting including me were saying “HECK YEAH BRO!! WILL YOU PAY FOR MY TICKET TOO?!”
i wish i could play dnd, creating your character, fighting mf dragons, etc. seems fun buuuuut i got no friends so i just watch mac react to more random stuff 🤪
Fun fact about the mafia: you probably wouldn't find out people are the child of a mafia boss. The mafia is barely talked about with the people who are in the mafia. And there are some acting bosses who are fake bosses so the true identity of the boss wouldn't be caught
Because I'm from south italy I had/have some family members in the mafia, the roughest thing was, the cousin of my mother got shot (If someone wants, just google, Agostino Potenza, dunno if it stands somewhere in english but in italian its in every news paper allso online, he was very famous and the boss of my region)...but yeah never say anything to anyone its the best thing, u cant know if someone has something to do with a mafia member👍😂
Additionally,I know that a lot of children of mafia leaders & bosses usually don’t even know of their father/mother until they’re an adult,for safety reasons. Gangs & mafias are scary.
my mother was friends with a mafia's daughter when she was young. it was a really tough life and she ended up running away after her parent's death. i hate the trend as I can see it really affected my mother.
@@Grapeegrapee Yeah, my whole family had to change home and the childrens couldn't go to school for a year, for saftey, his wife allso had to run away with a stranger, its rly rough
Organizing a room when you have whole areas dedicated to small shiny things you found somewhere is absolute hell and i get distracted by them while trying to organize 7-7 due to the fact that im a short gremlin and i often get sidetracked and go “ooh shiny!” Help.
“He had NO brain damage” Me, a psych major who just took a course in Neuropsychology: *sniffs* where did...*sniff* why does my room smell like CAP all of a sudden?
15:00 so as far as I know, mushroom cultivation is about mushroom farming. Water grows more mycelium and mycelium grows mushroom shoots. And basically it all comes from this host of compost, wood, and mycelium netting.
Bible: Literally dont lie, *like Im serious, Gods word and stuff, people wont believe in Me if you do as well* This mans: "Weird, must be a misprint on every page"
There was so much wrong in that Christian guy's story: first of all, you're not getting into an ICU unless you're family or a health professional. Those are maintained as sterile environment. Second of all, if he's in a coma, he's not braindead, those are 2 separate things. Third of all, he wouldn't have his eyes "wide open" cause they would dry out, the health professionals would've made sure to get them closed and keep them that way. That guy is just a liar pushing a weird agenda for fake recognition of his imaginary friend for likes on Tik Tok... What a great Christian...
What bothers me is that he didn’t even have to make up a fake story if he really wanted to talk about his faith. It would have been enough to share a personal experience about how he found comfort or community or whatever else through his beliefs and I wouldn’t have had a problem with it. I’m not a religious person myself, though I respect that it does have a place and a benefit for many people. But where you lose me is when you either use your religious beliefs(or lack thereof) to be hateful toward others, or use fake or manipulative actions to try and force people to follow your specific religion. I’ve noticed the latter is particularly common among certain Christians, like the guy in the tiktok
@@PochamaRex Exactly! I'm not particularly religious, though I've been raised Catholic. To me faith is valid, people need to process the world and everything around them, and if faith helps them do that, more power to them. But the most basic mantra of any monotheist religion is: "Love each other". Religion is not and should never be a weapon. That's not faith, that's bigotry. And Jesus himself (to talk about the Christian faith that I know, though I'm sure the same is true in other religions) condemned bigots and people who valued their faith over other people. He was preaching for acceptance of the other, regardless of their background (prostitute, criminal, cripple, homeless, etc.) and even blessed a homosexual union between two men (that's in the Bible, folks). Faith is not something to be forced onto someone, it's something that comes from within. It will never be genuine if it's forced.
i was just about to say that! the moment i heard brain dead and coma in the same sentence i was like nope. plus doctors usually allow people that are brain dead to stay hooked to life support for 6 hours after their diagnosis so he would probably be unhooked by the time they guy prayed.
As a re on the vintage Tik Tok, we have a saying the community, “vintage fashion, not vintage values” and ironically enough most of the creators I’ve seen on there are leftists who just really like fashion history
if you mean the clip w/ the dead mantis, it actually does appear to be hand sanitizer! its a low cost and relatively simple method of preserving invertebrates without sacrificing visibility :)
@@tojisworm3585 Ugh- actually a lot of DnD players are pissed off because of Stranger things, cause now when you tryna talk about DnD stuff, random people just pop up and says "oh like stranger things"... Like, yeah, but no
Okay the criminal tik tok with the fake mugshots isn’t the real one... theirs two sides. Ones telling you tips like how to escape the police ect. The other side is talking about it
@@kyntak5244 yeah, take small things, then if its in a bix go to the bathroom in a hoodie. hide it under the hoodie, and then take it out in a stall. make sure they cant find the evidence by ripping up the box and flushing it. edit: spelling
Ill be honest, DND isnt as complicated once you start playing. Yesterday I did a one shot campaign and made up everything as we went. The party was stranded on an island floating in the sky when these hot air pirate women come and save them. Theres also this guy named Rinaldo who is secretly the great spinning roach god who the pirates worship. After some sexy times in the pirates bed, they go to a town, have a tostito scoop drinking game against a femboy oblex, get second place, burn down a church, become the new god, then bald Harry Styles offers you a red and blue animal sponge. Marry the pirates, marry Harry Styles, then Harry Styles gives birth, and then it finished.
@@itsme1529 Well, like... As someone in the US, that could mean both actual "criminals" and people who happen to be screwed by the system. 😡 Someone glorifying illegal things because they're illegal is a whole different vibe, in my opinion. 😅
14:52 8 months later and I just found out why some people cultivate mushrooms. Because it’s the most profitable agricultural business that you can start with low investment and minimal space. Wild Also mushrooms main psychedelic component is structurally similar to serotonin and shows promise as a treatment for depression and other mental illnesses 💀
HOW CAN THE CHRISTIAN GUY JUST GO INSIDE A RANDOM PERSON’S ICU WHSJCJNSKSNSKSKS 😭😭 you can’t even go inside the ICU of someone you just know bc you should be in the guestlist and immediate family are the only ones usually entertained to go inside lmao
Tsukiko Furude i mean yea..... it was kinda obvious apart from when he lied about this ICU thing because you CANNOT LITERALLY UNDO BRAIN DAMAGE 😭😭 wasn’t the brain damage thing supposed to be common sense how could he not know that somebody does not recover from that WHDHDXNXJNSJS
"America isn't just about politics, that's not all we are." As a foreigner I can tell you that's EXACTLY how you look to other countries. Edit: the fact that this blew up so much concerns me...
I live in America and to be honest mostly all the adults do is politics, politics, politics here- I just wanna have fun as a stupid teen and not worry about economic crashes lol
I once saw a TikTok POV title “You hand out your resume to work for the most dangerous illegal gang in America” It was 100% serious and im so mad I’ll never read anything funnier.
goblincore is cottagecore's sibling. it is all about collecting everything and being a bit more secluded. cottagecore is living in a small town in a small house with nature and soft clothing. goblincore is living alone in a cottage and adding more and more things to your collections to then find friends and show them your hoard
idk if you’ve heard abt it but big oof: calling it goblincore is not good, cuz goblins are antisemitic caricatures. i’ve seen people using corvidcore instead, which is a good alternative (and it also just kinda sounds cooler imo)
@@thefandomfish3071 yes, it is cool. but are u sure? i get the synoymization of goblins with those in jk rowling, the wretch, who were honestly gross. but are you sure the word itself is? goblin has been in many folklores around the world. its hard to believe it has strong roots to antisemticism rather than the normal trickster, thief, or fiend edit: grammar
The hardest thing I had believing with that story is that the hospital let some random guy into a child's hospital room because he claimed God told him to pray over him.
@@toncraygirl yes!! omg i was literally thinking to myself “how does this guy have so much information of the patient?? because with hippa no one is allowed to disclose any medical information about patients to other people that are not family or married to them.
I love that in that Christian story all he said is that god can bring kids back to life but won’t unless you beg and plead him to because apparently he needs an ego stroking before he does the right thing!
Bruh the guy at 5:05 had a sign that said “CRIME - LOVE” like “omg, imagine a world where being in love is a crime, imagine going to jail or dying for being in love” OH WAIT, BEING GAY IS STILL ILLEGAL IN PARTS OF THE WORLD.
13:1813:30 WHY WAS HE IN THE KIDS ICU??? WHO LET HIM IN!?!?! You're telling me that this man went to a hospital and was immediately sent to the ICU to pray for people's kids and no one felt bothered by that??? HE GON TAKE YO KID
Why does this comment remind me of when a girl on Snapchat was showing her Weed collection. Her title was "My sweet collection". My dumbass thought it was moss in a glass container.
Idk if that's really true though. Most of the tiktoks I've seen have been for non psychoactive edible mushrooms. But I also have only seen the video through third parties since I don't actually have tiktok, so maybe I've just missed a huge portion of that community.
@@jordanshriner8630 i mean not quite true, but they wouldnt keep you in the hospital long enough to call it a coma you can be braindead for a short amount of time and still come back, just youll also have brain damage. longer youre brain dead more damage therell be, too much youll be absolutely dead. my gf has been through that and you dont just walk out of the hospital same day. also you dont just come back without any medical care. still doesnt count as a coma or vegetative state at all
Goblincore is pretty much hyperfication over tiny trinkets and objects that give them joy It's collections but random without meaning because Goblins like shiney things and like to hoard them so yeah
That first Christian tiktok though... They do know that lying is a sin, right? If they wanted people to fall for that bullshit story they could have at least tried to make it more realistic
Yeah.... And also, I don't want to live in any world where a god(dess) would let anyone die if they didn't pray. Like, think about it, has nobody noticed that their "God" would've totally let that little boy die if that man didn't pray (if this was real anyway) like, JEEZ God ain't selfless what y'all talking about!!
TheGinger6readH0use hi it’s fine if you dont believe in him but can you plz not “mock”/joke it cause I’m a Christian and it feels like your mocking my religion and making fun of it.Can we plz just respect all religions even if we don’t have the same beliefs. Bye now
@@kirstendavis1696 Very sorry, I didn't mean to mock it. I got a little carried away. Deepest apologies I definitely respect your beliefs all the way through just as I would want someone to respect mine. I was just trying to get a point across and I, as I said, got carried away. Once again, my apologies 🧡 (P.S, to anyone reading this later, I deleted the OG comment that this was replying to so you all know it wasn't for something else I said)
seriously..he would have been tackled by at least 3 nurses if he tried to walk into the ICU.. now there HAVE been "miraculous" recovers of people in comas...but...you can't just WALK into the ICU....
when he said "why do people talk about politics all the time and devote their passtimes to it, like there's so much more to America than that" SING IT MAC also the girl who has Monroe's aesthetic from vintage tiktok is actually very feminist and progressive! she's constantly saying shes only a fan of the visual aesthetic, and constantly denounces the social / political circumstances of the time.
Okay but I see this message all the time on the left and then they literally nail religious/people on the right to a wall. At the same time yes people on the right love to complain about snowflakes. I get it, it goes both ways. You cant just preach for unity and say, "yeah but these people ARE NUTS" like no dip sherlock everyones nuts right and left if you search for them. You can find 10 crazy always Trumpers and I can find you 10 crazy never Trumpers each with valid opinions but vastly different values Its not about finding THE correct solution. Sometimes you got to work with the other side and you both give a little bit. Like right and left both think they are right, sometimes an "imperfect" solution is the best kind whether that be in politics or everyday arguments
@@10thletter40 republicans want to abuse human rights and stop black, lgbtq+, and "illegal" folx from living freely in this country built on freedom for all... there's no "compromise" in this situation. you're either on some version of the left side whether democratic, leftist, socialist, communist, whatever it may be, or you're on the wrong side.
@@CalamitousChivalry Literally thats not how that works. Republicans think democrats want to kill babies, destroy the economy, destroy religion, and create a communist government. And Im sure some of you think thats okay right now. Especially if you think only being on the left is okay even if its communism
@@CalamitousChivalry You have very little republicans actually want to stop "human rights" and thats so stupid to blanket every republican as evil. Like why, where does that get you in life assuming 50% of the pop wants you dead. They dont. At all Btw you can legally immigrate, you dont have to cross here illegally. If your country has purely open borders its not a country anymore. You will get torn apart 100% of the time
Me, a gemini, fully aware that I could kill someone for looking at me wrong and have the capabilities of doing it just not the motivation or the energy: *DOUBT*
Me an Aries: **awkward side glance** hehe I definitely didn’t punch somebody in the face for bullying my friend and got suspended. That’s definitely not what happened.
yall know that one christian that talks about how it's wrong to be gay and Islam is wrong and anxiety isn't real and is crying in literally every video
The fact he started singing a song from Annie- I am going to be a maid in Annie. I get to wear a maid dress. My parents are disappointed in me. I like maid dresses.
We love the look of being dead inside during the hysterical laughter.
Your Username.... I Love It💀
Xx Aspen The Queen xX thanks 😂
did the tap water make you gay too?
Froggy Chair not just me, the frogs too.
It’s me. I’m that bitch.
my favorite part of deaf girl tik tok is the girls who put lotion on their hands before they go OFF signing. it’s the equivalent of drinking water before yelling at someone
glad we deaf girls could satisfy you with our lotion ✨💕🧚🏻♀️🙈🦋
yeah they prey for there kid to be better so god invents asprin, but they dont use that
That's when you know they gonna go off on your ass
@@woofysis ?
@@whateverwhatever860 sorry, I replied the the complete wrong comment😂😂
Twilight tiktok is honestly everyone coming together to simultaneously talk shit and appreciate it and I love that.
I’ve following a tiktok that’s literally annotating the good, the okay, and the gaslighting in twilight.
I just finished reading Midnight Sun an hour ago and then when I saw the Twilight tiktok on the list I busted out laughing XD
Gracye Allen lmaoo😂 I can’t wait to read it
Trump is afraid that tiktok will make him lose the election, so he uses national security reasons to ban tiktok and smear China by the way.
什么名字好呢?什么名字好呢? Ik, he’s also stated that he is messing with mail voting, cause hes scared, that he’ll lose
Mac: you can’t romanticize criminals
Mafia wattpad: 🧍♀️
Nice pfp
@@beansoda2772 yea
@@beansoda2772 nice pfp
FR-
Honestly…. per💅
conservative tiktok: exists
Light in his eyes: dies
Mac: leans back, accepts death
also Mac: Let's Go!
Hotel: Trivago
Totallynotalive *Cease*
James Cook why are you if you hate tiktok and liberals
Very accurate
Me reading this at the same time as he said it: made it
The criminal TikTok that Mac saw: *sexy men who take fake mugshots*
The True criminal TikTok: “ok guys today I’m going to teach you how to get away in a manhunt”
I got that exact tik tok
Lol or info about serial killers
I remember seeing one about getting away with arson 😌🥰
I get those ‘borrowing’ tiktoks 😼😼
y'all see the one about getting away with murder 😳
The woman who looked like Marilyn Monroe actually lives in Marilyn Monroe's house
Is she her ghost lmao
i mean she does say its kinda haunted so *shrug*
That’s obsessive get ur own personality at that point
Yeah, I found out about her just today :0 I follow her on Instagram
Bee k , How about you just don’t judge her for being who she wants to be.... because it’s not your place to comment on someone’s lifestyle.
Fun fact! Based on Marilyn Monroe's diaries and personal journals, she was homoromantic and asexual :>. She had repeatedly shown disdain for her oversexualized treatment in the media, and pondered on whether she was sick for not craving sex like how others seemed to.
I just teared up-
Source: trust me bro
@Ilovebrushingmyhorse apparently so, she just never confirmed it? Kinda? Apparently she said that she's never had an orgasm, paused, and specified with a man. So it's possible that she was gay
@@Ilovebrushingmyhorse "Based on Marilyn Monroe's diaries and personal journals"
@@alguien3950 I don’t remember if I said that as a joke or not but maybe I just was out of it and didn’t see the first line
that is NOT what grass tik tok is about. grass tik tok is about abolishing the preppy mowed "I'm rich" kinda lawns. grass tik tok is about natural biodiversity.
SO TRUE. This whole video makes me realize the disconnect gay millennials have with younger gays
@Yotecai Luz Everything
first name last name what does it have to do with it?
Kylie P. wtf r u on about
@@kyliep.4858 what???
Mac's confused joy over bird tiktok is giving me life
I know. I stan Queen Mac👑
Him almost crying of joy was such a mood
Excuse you. Birb :p
Ahem... *BIRB* excuse you.
Ahem... *BIRB* excuse you.
The girl who looks like Marilyn actually lives in marilyns old LA house. She’s actually really cool :)
Yeah I follow her👁👄👁
She really pretay 👁👄👁
Yeees ❤️❤️
she’s prwetttyyy
She's so pretty 👁️👄👁️
The vintage girl you looked under vintage TikTok lives by that statement. She’s absolutely in love with the clothes and make up of the time, not the ideals and she’s often repeating herself. She’s truly adorable!
This was just Mac having PTSD from bean tiktok and not trusting any community name
I love how Mac is all laughs and jokes, and then he starts talking real shit outta nowhere without you even noticing, he's educating us
"Stop romanticizing history, that's how I get killed on the streets"
Mac going off about private zoos in a way that separates them from accredited zoos is something I really didn’t expect but am HERE FOR
“I was afraid it would be a bunch of people in goblin makeup flappin around like this”
me: o no, Mac doesn’t like me :(
He quoted Tiger King, which was a shityy documentary that glorifies a guy who abuses tigers. But I'm glad that Mac called it out
Same-
Puck Bryn
I read that as he said it-
Same
timestamps!
0:30 astrology
3:14 designer
4:32 criminal
6:10 home decor
7:19 rock
8:00 twilight
8:56 welding
9:15 nature
9:45 asl
11:39 DND
Still waiting for the rest 😭 what happened gurl
it’s been three years are you alive??? 😭😭😭
@@taygeniused i fear she was llamaggedonned 😞
@@rockyraccoon24 shh vro shes sleeping
Issues that Mac addressed in this series while still being entertaining:
1) Private Zoos
2) Blm movement turning into a trend
3) romanticizing crime and the mafia
4) romanticizing politicians
5) romanticizing the past
6) teachers not being paid enough
7) joking about police brutality
8) conservatives not having a personality beyond hating on people
9) people not wearing masks
10) people going to party and not staying home
11) not giving doctors and nurses as much credit as they deserve
Mac is an icon and none of you can take that away from him.
wait i'm a moderate conservative... do i not have a personality?!?!
And all it took was 2 videos. We stan
damn I wrote whole ass paragraph sorry people who's going to read my reply to pinkisten, especially to the person I sent it to
@@edgytypebeat781 Oh! so that's what it means, yeah I don't do that, like messing and making fun of disabled people is hella messed up
I have friends who are disabled and thinking about shit like that makes me disappointed, mad, and lose hope in humanity
@@edgytypebeat781 i think you forgot about sexist which, thank god, I'm not, my moms beat manners into me so I can't even try to disrespect somebody unless they my friends of course we all rude as hell with eachother but we still would die for eachother
Mac: Christian tiktok
Me: *a child of a minister and is bisexual in the closet* here we go again.
Oof
@@Freja_snail Not oof, Christianity supports it, I'm tired of people saying the religion is homophobic.
@mikans stalker No, homophobic people happen to be Christians, *NOT* the other way around. I can tell you that the Bible also says "Love your neighbour as you love yourself," "God loves and supports everyone," "Be kind to all." Christianity is literally built around kindness, love and support so it's really irritating seeing people spread negative things over verses that aren't what Jesus preached.
@mikans stalker Yeah, np, I won't blame you because a lot of people really think that and spread the false news.
@Zach The Gay First of all, where did the racism come from? I thought this was about homophobia. Secondly, yeah, I see why you quit and on behalf of all those Christians who enforce what the Bible says only in situations that benefit them, sorry.
Thirdly, seriously, Christians aren't homophobic. Christians aren't even allowed to judge people because that's what makes them go to hell not loving people.
And totally, the Bible has some VERY outdated laws but the way I see Christianity is that even though the Bible can be a little bit of a stretch at times, it's what in it you believe that matters. And it's not necessarily that type of lie that Christians shouldn't tell 😂
And in truth, a lot of the Bible is about a man who wasn't even Christian, so others views shouldn't pass as the same as the whole community's. Have *your own* definition of what Christianity means to you and respect God, it will do a lot for you, really. Please come back if/when you ever feel comfortable enough, it's a great religion when you realize what it means to you and the things that God can do for you.
I saw a TikTok that was this guy saying “if you don’t accept trump as our president then I’ll drive you down to the airport myself” and most of the people commenting including me were saying “HECK YEAH BRO!! WILL YOU PAY FOR MY TICKET TOO?!”
Ive seen that one too lol
PFFT- AHAHHAAHJSAJDMSIJDMISUM
THAT GUY IS A KING OMFGGGG
I mean if I’m getting out of America I’m down when u giving me the money
@@adambunnell4418 I dont live in America but, damn. It must be hell-
People against immigration sure love to help people immigrate XD
11:07
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW SUPPORTIVE AND PROUD HE LOOKS PLS THATS SO SWEET- 💞😭😭
no one:
Christian white boy: walks into random hospital's intensive care unit
How is that possible?
I like ur username
your profile makes me happy
"dnd is like larping sitting down" mac. mac. thats literally it. larp is live action role playing, dnd is a tabletop role playing game. mac.
I WAS LIKE MAC,,, PLEASE,,,,,,, IT’S AN ACRONYM
He is so right!
i wish i could play dnd, creating your character, fighting mf dragons, etc. seems fun buuuuut i got no friends so i just watch mac react to more random stuff 🤪
"grass tiktok"
me:ITS GONNA BE ABOUT WEED
grass tiktok:is actually about grass
wtf
IS THAT A WEED
no, it's a grass
@@SwashBuckTief I'M CALLING THE POLICE
@@freddyriley1333 *X-Files theme*
I saw that joy immediately leave your eyes when you went from puppy to conservative tiktok.
And christian tik tok. Mac's face just went -_-
Fun fact about the mafia: you probably wouldn't find out people are the child of a mafia boss. The mafia is barely talked about with the people who are in the mafia. And there are some acting bosses who are fake bosses so the true identity of the boss wouldn't be caught
Because I'm from south italy I had/have some family members in the mafia, the roughest thing was, the cousin of my mother got shot (If someone wants, just google, Agostino Potenza, dunno if it stands somewhere in english but in italian its in every news paper allso online, he was very famous and the boss of my region)...but yeah never say anything to anyone its the best thing, u cant know if someone has something to do with a mafia member👍😂
Additionally,I know that a lot of children of mafia leaders & bosses usually don’t even know of their father/mother until they’re an adult,for safety reasons. Gangs & mafias are scary.
my mother was friends with a mafia's daughter when she was young. it was a really tough life and she ended up running away after her parent's death.
i hate the trend as I can see it really affected my mother.
@@Grapeegrapee Yeah, my whole family had to change home and the childrens couldn't go to school for a year, for saftey, his wife allso had to run away with a stranger, its rly rough
@@Ile.D yeah, it's horrible how they can romanticize it. please send your family my regards.
I know that Marilyn Monroe girl she actually lives in one of marilyns houses and that’s her main aesthetic
can’t wait to get to that one !!
I love her
That’s a lot of dedication :0
Yeah, I've seen her on tiktok too. She's nice -w-
Honestly on her tiktoks she seems lovely
"Don't romanticize history"
Hamilton Fans: *looks away*
the lams shippers: i pretend i do not see it
Hamino
@@saneplathreader637 did you know hamilton and laurens really did write love letters to eachother?
@@littlefairytail4802 yeah i've read them all lmao, the infamous "cold in my professions"
i mean, good hamilton fans don't romanticize history, bad hamiltons fans didn't get the point of the musical
"You can't romanticize being a criminal"
You... haven't seen all the people with crushes on literal convicted serial killers have you
Idk how well this explains them but here you go
Cottagecore: Bread
Goblincore: Mushrooms
Crowcore: *SHINY*
cottagecore is definitely berries or daisies imo
@@mandywallace6638 Berry bread decorated with daises
Also goblin core is defo shiny
@@niamhrtditchfield2348 and moss
Organizing a room when you have whole areas dedicated to small shiny things you found somewhere is absolute hell and i get distracted by them while trying to organize 7-7 due to the fact that im a short gremlin and i often get sidetracked and go “ooh shiny!” Help.
"Don't romanticize history"
*Hamilton fans have left the chat*
Idk I consider that about as historical as Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.
WHY U GOTTA CALLL ME OUT
Don't be dissing my hamilton
@@arielsmith5157 Not dissing at all, I myself am in love with John Laurens😂😂
I FEEL ATTACKED
“He had NO brain damage”
Me, a psych major who just took a course in Neuropsychology: *sniffs* where did...*sniff* why does my room smell like CAP all of a sudden?
Me: *ducks* Woop, almost got hit by your BULLSHIT.
*sniffs* THE CAP
HAHAHA
What the hell is CAP
What is CAP? Ive seen that alot of times but never saw what that means?
15:00 so as far as I know, mushroom cultivation is about mushroom farming. Water grows more mycelium and mycelium grows mushroom shoots. And basically it all comes from this host of compost, wood, and mycelium netting.
Man: Here's how to make a breakfast sandwich
Mac: **actually crying**
The way he said jesus christ was hilarious
Christian guy: “Make sure you share it with a friend.”
Mac: “no”
Also Mac: **proceeds to share it with his 2.2 Million subscribers**
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Love it🐥
For us all to make fun of that man's lies lmao
@@FaiaHalo And we definitely did! 🤣
@@laylasing1432 of course we did ;)
But he didn't share to his "friends" exactly, but for his subscribers. I think that was the logic xD
Bible: Literally dont lie, *like Im serious, Gods word and stuff, people wont believe in Me if you do as well*
This mans: "Weird, must be a misprint on every page"
"DnD is like larping except you're sitting down"
That's exactly why I prefer DnD lmao
Same🤣
Yep, I'm lazy.
Plus I can knit while I play.
Same lmfao
I'm disabled, so I find DnD fun, larping would suck from a wheelchair
@@GrimTheguy you could be a gladiator! And your wheel chair is your chariot!
"I love the bond teachers make with their students"
me: *avoids my teacher like the plague*
There was so much wrong in that Christian guy's story: first of all, you're not getting into an ICU unless you're family or a health professional. Those are maintained as sterile environment. Second of all, if he's in a coma, he's not braindead, those are 2 separate things. Third of all, he wouldn't have his eyes "wide open" cause they would dry out, the health professionals would've made sure to get them closed and keep them that way. That guy is just a liar pushing a weird agenda for fake recognition of his imaginary friend for likes on Tik Tok... What a great Christian...
What bothers me is that he didn’t even have to make up a fake story if he really wanted to talk about his faith. It would have been enough to share a personal experience about how he found comfort or community or whatever else through his beliefs and I wouldn’t have had a problem with it. I’m not a religious person myself, though I respect that it does have a place and a benefit for many people. But where you lose me is when you either use your religious beliefs(or lack thereof) to be hateful toward others, or use fake or manipulative actions to try and force people to follow your specific religion. I’ve noticed the latter is particularly common among certain Christians, like the guy in the tiktok
@@PochamaRex Exactly! I'm not particularly religious, though I've been raised Catholic. To me faith is valid, people need to process the world and everything around them, and if faith helps them do that, more power to them. But the most basic mantra of any monotheist religion is: "Love each other". Religion is not and should never be a weapon. That's not faith, that's bigotry. And Jesus himself (to talk about the Christian faith that I know, though I'm sure the same is true in other religions) condemned bigots and people who valued their faith over other people. He was preaching for acceptance of the other, regardless of their background (prostitute, criminal, cripple, homeless, etc.) and even blessed a homosexual union between two men (that's in the Bible, folks).
Faith is not something to be forced onto someone, it's something that comes from within. It will never be genuine if it's forced.
i was just about to say that! the moment i heard brain dead and coma in the same sentence i was like nope. plus doctors usually allow people that are brain dead to stay hooked to life support for 6 hours after their diagnosis so he would probably be unhooked by the time they guy prayed.
As a re on the vintage Tik Tok, we have a saying the community, “vintage fashion, not vintage values” and ironically enough most of the creators I’ve seen on there are leftists who just really like fashion history
#vintagestylenotvintagevalues!!!
YESSS!!!! you can have the aesthetic while have completely different beliefs
"Let's not romanticize history."
*Hamilton fans:* That sign can't stop me because I DON'T CARE.
hqiswgdehwfew true
*i can't read
@@a_ridiculous_potato1259 did you smash your head on the keyboard m8?
@@pennydreadfuls_ why yes i did qwq
GET THEM 👆
Is no one gonna talk about Mac calling resin “Hand Sanitiser”
if you mean the clip w/ the dead mantis, it actually does appear to be hand sanitizer! its a low cost and relatively simple method of preserving invertebrates without sacrificing visibility :)
"dnd is just larping but you're sitting at a table and rolling dice"
where's the lie tho
D&D is just role play with a ton of rules
dnd is a type of larping anyway, so he's literally not wrong
Honestly I thought I would see a Stranger Things reference
UwU :l same-
@@tojisworm3585 Ugh- actually a lot of DnD players are pissed off because of Stranger things, cause now when you tryna talk about DnD stuff, random people just pop up and says "oh like stranger things"... Like, yeah, but no
Fun fact about the Marilyn Monroe look-alike, she lives in one of Monroe's homes with her husband
Are we sure Marilyn Monroe didn’t just reincarnate and go “well back to it then”
DeathnoteBB then she saw the current president and said “ohhhh nvm”
Kría Kolbeinsdóttir HAHAHA
ayyyyeee i see that ddadds pfp
Wooooww
Okay the criminal tik tok with the fake mugshots isn’t the real one... theirs two sides. Ones telling you tips like how to escape the police ect. The other side is talking about it
yeah i reached it last night and stole a few things with a few tips like 4 hours ago
Marquis de Lafayette good job 😌
@@Eli_skels lol it was just a few pencils and art shit.
@@nectarinedreamsmusic any *good* advice tho?
@@kyntak5244 yeah, take small things, then if its in a bix go to the bathroom in a hoodie. hide it under the hoodie, and then take it out in a stall. make sure they cant find the evidence by ripping up the box and flushing it.
edit: spelling
Ill be honest, DND isnt as complicated once you start playing. Yesterday I did a one shot campaign and made up everything as we went. The party was stranded on an island floating in the sky when these hot air pirate women come and save them. Theres also this guy named Rinaldo who is secretly the great spinning roach god who the pirates worship. After some sexy times in the pirates bed, they go to a town, have a tostito scoop drinking game against a femboy oblex, get second place, burn down a church, become the new god, then bald Harry Styles offers you a red and blue animal sponge. Marry the pirates, marry Harry Styles, then Harry Styles gives birth, and then it finished.
this is two chaotic like tf 💀
"Grass Tiktok"
*long pause*
*ad break*
"Sure"
Lol
Mac: * post *
Me: * gay excitement * I have been summoned
Same same same same S A M E
Btw love ur pfp and username 😂🖤
why does your pfp look like a mix of lisa from black pink and aisha from everglow
but it’s lisa right
@@terra5857 yes its lisa
IDK NAN MOLLA your name 👁👄👁
I don't think hospitals allow random strangers who don't know the person to walk into the room of a person who is in a coma
who’s gonna tell, the coma victim
As far as i know and everybody else should, only those of family or certified guardians are allowed
Especially nowadays. And with a child? Girl electric chair. You and Jesus can wait behind bars.
i mean it's pretty obvious he made it up lol
Yeah, usually it's only family, and usually only close family
As someone who lives in England, the way the girl pronounced "Cambridgeshire" SENT me
Made me bleed from my ears frankly
“Kam bren shyer”😩💅
Even Soham was pronounced horrifically!
As someone who HAS brain damage, that story from the Christian seems insulting
hope u recovered well and r doing good
@@pandapandaexpress6462 aw thank u! This is from when I was a toddler so I'm definetely recovered now haha just a few annoying things
right?! super ableist. disabled people aren’t inspiration porn
@@Queerbookwitch you speak holly words
@@Queerbookwitch exactly
Honestly most people who call people snowflakes are just mad that other people have feelings and don't know how to react to that 💀
People who call other people snowflakes *deserve to die*
..Too much?
They get mad at literally the most stupid things. They are the snowflakes
i swear to god, you cannot have an opinion that differs from theirs otherwise you're a snowflake. it's so stupid.
Also those people by their own definition should be deemed snowflakes because 90% of the time they are annoyed by a group of people just existing.
I thought they were talking about snowflakes like the snow❄️😟 is that not what it means?
my criminal tiktok: legit people confessing their crimes and recording illegal stuff they are doing 💀
😰
Yep ive even seen some that are literally in jail lmao
@@itsme1529 Well, like... As someone in the US, that could mean both actual "criminals" and people who happen to be screwed by the system. 😡
Someone glorifying illegal things because they're illegal is a whole different vibe, in my opinion. 😅
No that’s Subwaysurfers TikTok
I learned how to kill someone without getting charged💀
14:52 8 months later and I just found out why some people cultivate mushrooms.
Because it’s the most profitable agricultural business that you can start with low investment and minimal space. Wild
Also mushrooms main psychedelic component is structurally similar to serotonin and shows promise as a treatment for depression and other mental illnesses 💀
When you're in a coma YOUR EYES ARE NOT WIDE OPEN
They are open tho, a guy i know is in a coma and his eyes are in fact open, not WIDE open but definitely not closed
Exactly it’s called being dead
HOW CAN THE CHRISTIAN GUY JUST GO INSIDE A RANDOM PERSON’S ICU WHSJCJNSKSNSKSKS 😭😭 you can’t even go inside the ICU of someone you just know bc you should be in the guestlist and immediate family are the only ones usually entertained to go inside lmao
that's the kicker...he can't...he lied...
IKR I'M A CHRISTIAN AND I WAS LIKE "WAIT HOL UP👁️👄👁️"
Сука Blyat same lol
Showed that to my sister and she fucking lost it
Tsukiko Furude i mean yea..... it was kinda obvious apart from when he lied about this ICU thing because you CANNOT LITERALLY UNDO BRAIN DAMAGE 😭😭 wasn’t the brain damage thing supposed to be common sense how could he not know that somebody does not recover from that WHDHDXNXJNSJS
Him: “teachers love there jobs”
My teacher: I know you hate me, and I hate you. If you just shut up, we can get work done.
Lol I’m a teacher and he said that and I was like…. Hmmmmm then why am I quitting this year Mac?? Love the awareness though
13:43 that story is as real as my imaginary friends
The idea of a middle aged white teacher vibing with Todrick Hall's Attention is amazing.
Mac- "Why are they called birbs"
Also Mac- "A LITTLE POOPY POO"
"America isn't just about politics, that's not all we are."
As a foreigner I can tell you that's EXACTLY how you look to other countries.
Edit: the fact that this blew up so much concerns me...
Same
I live in America and to be honest mostly all the adults do is politics, politics, politics here- I just wanna have fun as a stupid teen and not worry about economic crashes lol
true
lol i'm a foreigner too and my family says "our politics may be worst but at least our president is not a dumbass
America must look like a hot ass mess outside looking in.
cause it's a hot ass mess on the inside looking out too lol
"excuse my screaming I was -scared."
18:03
I'm dyyyyying, why is that so funny to me?
mac: "what is a birb."
mac two seconds later: *GAY SCREECHING OVER A BIRB TAKING A BATH*
More communities: leftist tiktok, autism tiktok, ADHD tiktok, DID tiktok, hamilton tiktok, POV tiktok, mom tiktok, therapist tiktok, trauma tiktok
Lin TikTok 😳
Notquitekris lintok is terrifying
@@Notquitekris beŠTÿ 😍✨ CØMe tO trë 🌲
I’m on all of those 😅
YASSS I LOVE THOSE
"Stop romanticizing history-"
Miku binder Jefferson: I'm gonna stop you right there
**PTSD FLASHBACKS**
Hamilton fanfic writers: *nervously laughing*
**WAR FLASHBACKS**
**oh gods I thought that was in the past**
NO NO FUCK NO
I just want y'all to know... my dad walked in on this bit 2:56 and walked away saying "...no, no judgement.. nope" 😂😂😂
😂
I once saw a TikTok POV title “You hand out your resume to work for the most dangerous illegal gang in America”
It was 100% serious and im so mad I’ll never read anything funnier.
T F? WHATS HE GONNA HAND IT TO?
THE KKK?! I can't with tik tok-
HAJAHHAA LMAOO
Sir. Sir. You can't just walk into patient's rooms. No matter how much you wanna pray.
THANK YOU
Nor can a brain dead person come back to life 🤣🤣
especially an ICU 😳
THIS! Friends of a patient aren't even allowed into the IC, it's family only
to be fair, marilyn monroe was actually kind've an icon, advocated for a lot of women and human rights at the time
9:37 the flower stem is in between her fingers then she pulls the stem down and reverses the video lol
goblincore is cottagecore's sibling. it is all about collecting everything and being a bit more secluded. cottagecore is living in a small town in a small house with nature and soft clothing. goblincore is living alone in a cottage and adding more and more things to your collections to then find friends and show them your hoard
@chicken nuggets oh definitely. i just mostly see the collector and hoarder side of goblincore.
idk if you’ve heard abt it but big oof: calling it goblincore is not good, cuz goblins are antisemitic caricatures. i’ve seen people using corvidcore instead, which is a good alternative (and it also just kinda sounds cooler imo)
Cottagecore: cottage in the forest
Goblincore: cabin in the woods
@@thefandomfish3071 yes, it is cool. but are u sure? i get the synoymization of goblins with those in jk rowling, the wretch, who were honestly gross. but are you sure the word itself is? goblin has been in many folklores around the world. its hard to believe it has strong roots to antisemticism rather than the normal trickster, thief, or fiend
edit: grammar
Ah, yes. Become Garrett Watts.
Kid taking a nap:
Christian boy comes in and prays:
Kids wakes up and presses the panic alarm because wtf is this:
Christian boy: GOD
🤣yup
The hardest thing I had believing with that story is that the hospital let some random guy into a child's hospital room because he claimed God told him to pray over him.
@@toncraygirl yes!! omg i was literally thinking to myself “how does this guy have so much information of the patient?? because with hippa no one is allowed to disclose any medical information about patients to other people that are not family or married to them.
"Wow she still has not said Sagittarius yet..."
Me, a Sag: **Nervous Laughter**
you may be a sag but i’m a fa-
@@jumana7433 and im over here being both lmao
Jean yesssss
"wow she still has not said sagittarius" sweetie she still hasn't said scorpio, I am just as nervous as y-.... Oh first place.... Fuck
Se saltó virgo ;-;
I love that in that Christian story all he said is that god can bring kids back to life but won’t unless you beg and plead him to because apparently he needs an ego stroking before he does the right thing!
The girl that looks like marylin monroe actually owns marylin monroe's house
Interesting 😊
Wait what...
WAIT NO WAY REALLY??
The reason I know this is because I followed her 😂
YUP, also i think she's done few house tours
as a cottagecore lesbian that practices witchcraft christian tiktok is the scariest place for me and they keep commenting on my videos 😭
Haujsks how dare they do that to fellow cottagecores 😔😔😔
Okay but what’s your @ on tik tok I wanna follow you 🥺
You called me out lmaoo- except i dont have a tiktok
Well now I want your @ just to like all of your tiktoks
Oh. No.
Its such an old meme, but im still lmfao at the "george bush doesnt care about black people"
22:12 this would be the only reason id get tiktok. Nothing controversial or rights being taken away, just feathery wholesome kids :>
“D&d is like LARPing except you’re sitting down” yep
13:48 the boy named Dylan woke up just to ask the guy to stop bothering his coma
Bruh the guy at 5:05 had a sign that said “CRIME - LOVE” like “omg, imagine a world where being in love is a crime, imagine going to jail or dying for being in love”
OH WAIT, BEING GAY IS STILL ILLEGAL IN PARTS OF THE WORLD.
OOP-
It's honestly sad
that's extremely sad that people still romanticize that when it is actually a "crime" in a lot of places and gay people can't be themselves
13:18 13:30 WHY WAS HE IN THE KIDS ICU??? WHO LET HIM IN!?!?! You're telling me that this man went to a hospital and was immediately sent to the ICU to pray for people's kids and no one felt bothered by that??? HE GON TAKE YO KID
So who’s gonna tell Mac that the mushroom cultivating is mainly for ... tripping out? 😂
Why does this comment remind me of when a girl on Snapchat was showing her Weed collection. Her title was "My sweet collection". My dumbass thought it was moss in a glass container.
i was looking for this comment💀💀
@PrettyRandomTaco!シ LMAOOO I LOVE THAT
Idk if that's really true though. Most of the tiktoks I've seen have been for non psychoactive edible mushrooms. But I also have only seen the video through third parties since I don't actually have tiktok, so maybe I've just missed a huge portion of that community.
Random individual: hello, yes I’d like to browse the ICU in the name of Jesus please. No, I don’t know anyone specifically.
Staff: um.... no.
damn that christian guy straight lied for his whole story
seriously...NO WAY HE GOT INTO THE ICU....
oh no no it _really_ happened!!!
...
in minecraft
Bro if your brain dead your just dead. Your not in a vegetative or spontaneous state, your just...dead. U can’t come back. Sorry had to go off.
@@jordanshriner8630 i mean not quite true, but they wouldnt keep you in the hospital long enough to call it a coma
you can be braindead for a short amount of time and still come back, just youll also have brain damage. longer youre brain dead more damage therell be, too much youll be absolutely dead. my gf has been through that and you dont just walk out of the hospital same day. also you dont just come back without any medical care. still doesnt count as a coma or vegetative state at all
potato lettuce , true, thx for the info.
Goblincore is pretty much hyperfication over tiny trinkets and objects that give them joy
It's collections but random without meaning because Goblins like shiney things and like to hoard them so yeah
That first Christian tiktok though... They do know that lying is a sin, right? If they wanted people to fall for that bullshit story they could have at least tried to make it more realistic
Yeah.... And also, I don't want to live in any world where a god(dess) would let anyone die if they didn't pray. Like, think about it, has nobody noticed that their "God" would've totally let that little boy die if that man didn't pray (if this was real anyway) like, JEEZ God ain't selfless what y'all talking about!!
TheGinger6readH0use hi it’s fine if you dont believe in him but can you plz not “mock”/joke it cause I’m a Christian and it feels like your mocking my religion and making fun of it.Can we plz just respect all religions even if we don’t have the same beliefs. Bye now
@@kirstendavis1696 Very sorry, I didn't mean to mock it. I got a little carried away. Deepest apologies I definitely respect your beliefs all the way through just as I would want someone to respect mine. I was just trying to get a point across and I, as I said, got carried away. Once again, my apologies 🧡 (P.S, to anyone reading this later, I deleted the OG comment that this was replying to so you all know it wasn't for something else I said)
As someone with medical knowledge I literally burst out laughing. Like. NO WAY SOMEONE WHO WAS BRAIN DEAD GONNA WAKE UP WITHOUT BRAIN DAMAGE.
seriously..he would have been tackled by at least 3 nurses if he tried to walk into the ICU..
now there HAVE been "miraculous" recovers of people in comas...but...you can't just WALK into the ICU....
I LITERALLY LOVE HOW HE DOSENT TAKE LIKE 10 MINUTES TO TALK ABOUT HIS MERCH
i hate it when ppl do that!
OMG he spent 2 WHOLE SECONDS BLABBING ON ABOUT IT URGH 🙄🤠
*merch* ok back to the video
12:57 i wont attack gays even though im christian cause i full heatedly support them and also im bisexual!
13:02
The motto of the vintage community is "Vintage fashion, not vintage values" and i think that's wise and fair and on point :)
when he said "why do people talk about politics all the time and devote their passtimes to it, like there's so much more to America than that" SING IT MAC
also the girl who has Monroe's aesthetic from vintage tiktok is actually very feminist and progressive! she's constantly saying shes only a fan of the visual aesthetic, and constantly denounces the social / political circumstances of the time.
Okay but I see this message all the time on the left and then they literally nail religious/people on the right to a wall. At the same time yes people on the right love to complain about snowflakes. I get it, it goes both ways.
You cant just preach for unity and say, "yeah but these people ARE NUTS" like no dip sherlock everyones nuts right and left if you search for them. You can find 10 crazy always Trumpers and I can find you 10 crazy never Trumpers each with valid opinions but vastly different values
Its not about finding THE correct solution. Sometimes you got to work with the other side and you both give a little bit. Like right and left both think they are right, sometimes an "imperfect" solution is the best kind whether that be in politics or everyday arguments
@@10thletter40 republicans want to abuse human rights and stop black, lgbtq+, and "illegal" folx from living freely in this country built on freedom for all... there's no "compromise" in this situation. you're either on some version of the left side whether democratic, leftist, socialist, communist, whatever it may be, or you're on the wrong side.
@@CalamitousChivalry Literally thats not how that works. Republicans think democrats want to kill babies, destroy the economy, destroy religion, and create a communist government.
And Im sure some of you think thats okay right now. Especially if you think only being on the left is okay even if its communism
@@CalamitousChivalry You have very little republicans actually want to stop "human rights" and thats so stupid to blanket every republican as evil. Like why, where does that get you in life assuming 50% of the pop wants you dead. They dont. At all
Btw you can legally immigrate, you dont have to cross here illegally. If your country has purely open borders its not a country anymore. You will get torn apart 100% of the time
10th letter yes you can immigrate here legally but it could take years and most people who are immigrating here don’t have years.
Mac: Watches birb tiktok
No one:
Literally no one:
Mac: Ahhyb ayualasisjsjsnshus omhhhh omggggg ThATS SO cUtE
Wdym ‘Literally no one’ I was doing that too
Honey you mean ***literally everyone***
24:13 he thinks of himself as an Alpha male FOR SURE. 😭💀💀💀
"Number seven, Libra. They don't wanna hurt you - but they will" i-
@@h.650 I actually thought you said
Me, a liberal: *So you've chosen death.*
They really called us out like that huh-
No cap 🧢
Yes. I dont wanna hurt somebody thats SERIOUSLY pissing me off, but i *will*
i feel you guys in the replies. like i don't wake up thinking about how much i wanna smack some of y'all, but i WILL obliterate a cop on sight
“Most dangerous; Virgo.”
Me, a Virgo:
I can’t even kill an ant like-
*W H A T ?*
me: a virgo
makes fun of everyone to show love
Me, a gemini, fully aware that I could kill someone for looking at me wrong and have the capabilities of doing it just not the motivation or the energy: *DOUBT*
Plagg cancers are the sensitive group
Me an Aries: **awkward side glance** hehe I definitely didn’t punch somebody in the face for bullying my friend and got suspended. That’s definitely not what happened.
me a gemini, at the bottom of the list: 👁👄👁
The wall behind Mac: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈💙💜💗
Me: :)
:D
hell yeah!
👉👉
Yass queens
:D
This is- this is the best channel I’ve seen.
It makes me laugh
Makes all of us happy
And just makes us feel like we’re there.
im so sad that he didn’t actually see rock tik tok! its like pretty rocks and shit that people tumble and theyre so cool!
Also the wrong criminal tiktok :(
and the (on another vid) the witchtok :( they were just advanced wiccans that were hexing and stuff ;/
“I’m a birb stan”
Me, who plans to get a yellow bird and name it Lemon Boy: mood
Omg queen I have that moth picture on my phone, your profile pic is blessed I'm sorry
Cavetown would be proud!
Lemon boy and me started to get along together
THERE ONCE WAS A BITTERSWEET MAN AND THEY CALLED HIM LEMON BOOOY-
yall know that one christian that talks about how it's wrong to be gay and Islam is wrong and anxiety isn't real and is crying in literally every video
Dont be shy, drop the @
You mean half of my family?💀
Wait drop the @ i wanna see that lmao
Yes and he said that the if there was a god sound was disgusting 😹😹
Drop the @ bish
The fact he started singing a song from Annie-
I am going to be a maid in Annie.
I get to wear a maid dress.
My parents are disappointed in me.
I like maid dresses.
As a christian, that guy was LYING LMAO. Sometimes miracles happen, but his story just didn't make any sense
yeah that sounded like some bull imo
Who tf let a stranger near a kid like that though?
Also, Brain death is death. There's no coming back from it; you can recover from commas and brain damage but brain death? nu-hu
yeah he really said "I walked into the intensive care unit" bruh they don't let random ass people just walk into the icu
Even a braindead kid would know he was lying lol.