Google Just Keeps Destroying Itself...
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- Опубліковано 23 тра 2024
- Hello guys and gals, it's me Mutahar again! This time we revisit the Google AI search results again and in less than 48 hours it's offering suggestions that while laughable can seriously cause some issues for anyone who even thinks of taking seriously. Thanks for watching!
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The fact that you can’t disable the ai result at the top of the page pisses me off so much
It’s so dang annoying
I actuallyike it🤷♂️
Don’t live life full of negativity.. be grateful about it.
You can... click the "Web" heading to only see web results
It does what lol? Google is the worst broken buggy search engine out there why TF does anyone even use it?
*Just a reminder...* Google's previous motto used to be "Don't be evil"
*...USED to be...*
Do No Evil*
See No Evil
Be All Evil
Man, go look for their current motto before spewing common twitter trash. Always makes valid points (in this case, them being evil) seem ridiculous.
I actually peeked at the wiki article on that, and it linked to their "Evil corporation" page, which had this banger of a line to frame the article.
"An evil corporation is a trope in popular culture that portrays a corporation as ignoring social responsibility, morality, ethics, and sometimes laws in order to make profit for its shareholders."
I'm not sure if they're taking the piss or what, but I did have a good laugh.
Blinker fluid is only used in very high end cars. BMW blinker fluid is proprietary and very expensive, which is why you rarely see BMW drivers use their blinkers.
As a bmw driver I can confirm. (Real reason is most bmws that are driving rn utilize the shitty indicator they introduced for no reason)
Huh. I assumed my blink rate and timing was naturally aligned with every BMW
🤣
I'm a BMW owner and I can honestly say, the brake fluid is also too expensive and we prefer not to use that either
Same pfp
"jumping off the golden gate bridge" is fucking wild
holy kek
I asked it if a toaster is a good bath bomb and it said "Toasters can be good bath bombs. When choosing a toaster, think about how you plan on using it the most" with no elaboration as to why and it immediately went onto recommend several various models ☠️
I’m literally eating dinner and almost choked
my edgy 14yo self wouldn't even have come with that savagery 💀
This one is fake I think
Google foolishly assumed people wouldn’t lie and troll on the internet…
Are you telling me that people would just go on the internet and lie?
The fact they don't get that half the net is lies or illegal stuff. And thinking so will never see it.
@acheyawachtel9409 what? People can do that???? I thought it was illegal
@@acheyawachtel9409no. Why would someone lie, on the internet of all places.
(Edit: grammar)
Or the fact half the net is lies or illegal stuff. And think ai will not see it.
The blinker fluid thing is a running joke used by mechanics/car guys to mock people who have no idea about anything related to cars. The AI probably took that from reddit post where someone was getting mocked 💀
There’s nothing wrong with the A.I., I asked it “How to make my lungs stronger”. And it answered telling me to smoke 13 packs of cigarettes everyday. It works perfectly fine!!!!!
2014 search "I'm feeling depressed"
Google: Here is the hotline
Bing: JUST DO IT
2024 search "I'm feeling depressed"
Bing: Here is the hotline
Google: JUST DO IT
the funniest part is that bing being crazy was a meme, but google asking you to eat rocks and jump off bridges is very, very real
Make your dreams come true
Is it time for a bing search engine comeback?
@@Tompa8411 The bar is on the floor at this point
Oh, how the turns have tabled.
Google really just saw the Google Vs Bing memes and said "time to out Bing Bing itself"
Although Bing was down for 6 hours yesterday, taking ChatGPT and a whole bunch of other search engines with it.
Could you imagine not being able to search ANYTHING for 6 hours...
Bing’s AI integration has actually been really good lately, the reason I switched away from google.
Literally the only reason to use Google was how good its results are compared to the competition... Guess that's not an option anymore.
Dang, you beat me to it XD
It was funnier with bing and chatgpt because they hadn't turned up ultra diverse mode and the discussion about ai ethics hadn't really started, also people are way more switched on to the ways we can jailbreak and trick LLMs. Google really screwing up here.
Ah yes, that famous Beatles classic "It's OK to leave your dog in a hot car". How could I have forgotten!?
It was actually a parody video here on UA-cam. Pretty silly. Then there's a mock interview at the end where Paul says "Oh Ringo thought that song was a good idea, not me" haha.
That's actually a really funny video you can find on UA-cam.
I'm 99% sure it was a joke on tumblr first and the video was made expanding on the joke.
@@SheilaDeBonisno shit
"And that is how you create a hot dog"
7:40 "Blinker fluid", which is also known as headlight fluid, is actually a thing. Kind of. It doesn't actually exist, but it's a really old and really common thing that newbie car mechanics sometimes get sent on fool's errands to find, while they're still wet behind the ears and don't know too much about fixing cars. One of the oldest hazing rituals in the book.
So like how Science teachers would send students out of class to go and ask for a Long Stand?
if they dumb enough to look for blinker fluid they dont need to be workin on anything but schoolwork lol
@@j.jbinks9669 Yeah. Oh, and btw, do you know where I can find a can of striped paint, a jar of elbow grease, a bucket of steam, and a left-handed glass hammer?
Gen 1 dodge viper came with blinker fluid
@@DeadgelordTopherI love this comment
this putting, "You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet" to a whole nother level
A ruptured appendix is a near death sentence. The fact Google allowed that too get through is dangerous. Same with the golden gate bridge one
One reddit user recommends ... is WILD
I mean the Golden gate bridge thing is a rather permanent cure to your depression. And every other problem you have.
to be fair i dont think they specifically allowed it, its more like they didnt disallow it
@@vodkawhisperer3923A subtle difference, but an important one. Some people argue for less guardrails for these type of LLMs. This kinda proves they need more. Or we should just throw it all in the trash and invest in better tech.
@@RndmAnvgr777 Less guardrails are good for LLMs. The issue is using an LLM as a "truth seeking machine" in the first place because they don't actually "know" things.
First Google AI gives us black George Washington and trans black Nazis, now its giving us rock diets.
"Dietitians HATE this simple trick!"
forget eating the bugs, eat iron bearing rock or gold paydirt. cures cancer too.
Well you should eat a rock a day, just not how people think.
I recall that a rock "dish" became famous on Chinese tiktok a while back
It still does even now. Says George Washington was black
"According to a Steam Community Discussion... *sigh* 🤦🏾♂"
LOL
The thing with the golden bridge could potentially be considered illegal because encourging people to unalive themselves is an crime if they end up doing it. In 2014 Michelle Carter, encourged her bf-Conrad Roy to unalive himself and she got charged and convincted for involuntary manslaughter. Albeit in a juvenile court bc she was 17 at the time. She still served time tho, her original setence was 2,5 years which later got reduced and she ended up serving 11 months but still. Juvenile facility or not, she did face actual criminal charges and did time for it.
i feel as though You could have easily made a “if you saw her jump off a bridge would you do it” kind of argument. It’s a suggestion technically and you are not responsible for the actions of other people. or maybe this would absolutely fumble in court idk lol but it seems she didnt get that good of a lawyer
This, this is what they removed the "Don't be evil" slogan for.
Also, think how much they censored information for "safety reasons", and then they put out this garbage AI. The term clown world isn't enough to describe the insanity.
Well that was pretty lousy of them. It didn’t really do much other than make them look like clowns.
New Outsourced Workers and CEO will do that
We got the luck of the draw, and on it was "Cyberpunk, but also Ideocracy".
Blinker Fluid? Yea right. It's called Headlight Fluid. I usually grab some when I head over to Blue Base to buy some more Elbow Grease
grab us a left-handed spanner while you're at it, will ya? ta
And don’t forget the smoke shifter
This is the correct answer and I insist AI always respond with red versus blue references
Don’t forget the board stretcher.
@timmyt964
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From 1996-2002 the Cadillac Catera had "blinker fluid". Also some later Cadillac's had headlight fluid. It was in the early days of HID/Xenon lights. Most ,if not all blinker fluid is 20-20 weight.!! Look it up. In 97' when I had to fill a blinker lamp I lost my crap..
this made me realize that my general distrust for ai has lead me to completely ignore that the ai overview even existed, like looking back I remember seeing it but my brain just read the words "ai overview" and just mentally skipped past it
That's a good trait that you have
Plot twist - The AI has secretly become sentient and is trying to wipe us out by getting us to eat glue, rocks, and jump off bridges.
Birds not getting electrocuted by power cables while standing on them is my favorite. The answer it provides is the feet of a bird don't conduct electricity. The real answer they are not grounded. They are in the air.
this man knows things
And what about birds who are in a box on a set of scales. If they all start flying does the box become lighter?
My favorite is when bird touch 2 cables with a large voltage gap between them
@@ZER0-- the weight of the box normally stays constant, but the weight of the birds is now distributed on the atmosphere and not only on the box.
@@davidaugustofc2574 I think you mean the mass of the box stays constant. Weight can fluctuate based on gravitational pull. You don't weigh the same at the bottom of a skyscraper as you do at the top of a skyscraper, and you don't weigh the same in Canada as you do in Hawaii. If you drip a box of birds from a skyscraper, the weight will increase the closer it gets to the ground. But the mass is always the same.
I experienced this yesterday. I looked up what a good BMI was. And it said anything over 1.0 BMI is overweight 🙃 we’re all fucked.
Google trying to give everyone eating disorders speedrun 😤
"oh oh me too guys me too! I'm part of this too!!"
Yeah, over weight for an ant 😭
You would literally be dead 😭💀
What AI are you using?! I use ChatGPT all the time with flawless results
Blinker Fluid is the Ligma of auto repair. I refuse to believe an AI read up on that and casually believed it. 😂
It probably cant identify sarcasm and took it for fact lol.
AI as it currently stands doesnt read, understand, or believe anything. It simply takes in massive amounts of data to replicate realistic human speech patterns and determines the next best fitting word to add. It used potentially thousands of logged instances of blinker fluid being mentioned and more or less guessed how to arrange characters in a manner that makes sense to us, talking about what is already logged on blinker fluid. The more often someone states blinker fluid is real, the more likely the generative model is to regurgitate that information in exactly that manner. There is no real thought process or even logistical manner in which it combines words or letters, just a set of biases that deem this word or this letter should *probably* go next after that last word or character it decided to use.
I don’t understand why people keep acting like an algorithm is a living thing
@@corvus8638Tech bros hyping it up intentionally mislead people into thinking it is
Me: I'm having a heart attack what should i do?
Google: Have you tried replacing the blinker fluid?
I can't believe Muta glossed over the famous Beatles song 'It's Okay to Leave a Dog in a Hot Car'
oh my fucking god thats incredible
I'm not even sure that one is a real result, I think many people in the twitter thread tried to reproduce it but couldn't
@@findict52 Oh that’s a classic. Here’s a tip. Search on UA-cam, not Google.
Google: our AI might be a little wacky
The AI: *EAT ROCKS*
Especially since that result was due to it referencing an article from The Onion of all places. Need to assist people? Let's train our AI on parody content that we probably scraped without consent!
The AI do get a little quirky at times
Might be cool if you were a goron
So farthest back i remember Blinker fluid being mentioned is in a Mr. Bixby cartoon skit that aired regularly on Boomerang in the mid 2000s. The substitute teacher (Mr. Bixby) tells all the students in shop class that whoever brings him "Blinker fluid" from the automotive shop wont have to write an essay. 75% of the class runs off and he responds to the students that stayed "Now i know who the smart kids are."
Was looking for this lol.
I thought it was a RoosterTeeth reference
Blinker fluid is a meme in the car enthusiast community that is as old as time itself.
Pffft. Cmon Google, everybody knows you're supposed to spread crazy glue all over the crust with your hands and then wipe them off on the refrigerator door. Get a clue already!
"blinker fluid" is a gag item that shop teachers use to tease kids -- like "left-handed pipe-wrench", or "this is too small. go put it in the wood stretcher".
What about catching the black stick during an oil change?
If Mindy Kaling is getting a season 3 of Velma, they need to hire Google's AI to write it for them. That shit had me laughing harder than every joke, intended or not, in Velma - combined.
Don't you dare cast that evil upon us!
Can t be worse than the original content then 💀
Don't even bother watching it o3o life's too short~
Oh, there's gonna be a season 3. Good things will always happen to bad people.
"What is she, living next to NICK REKIETA?" Had me rolling lmfao
RIP Nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:49 "THIS CAN BE COMPARED TO HITLER YOUTH" LMAO
most people wouldn't have an issue with it if
1. It it was an option to toggle it off
2. If they actually waited until it was good enough to give good results
3. It it wasn't the first search result
But thats asking for too much from out of touch money hungry companies
I think Bing puts their AI result on the side of the page. In fact it seems like you have to tap the AI button on mobile to see it. Also the results seem much better. I never expected to be happy that I use Bing instead of Google but here we are lol
Yeah they don't have enough money already so need more money for the greedy bastards
You CAN toggle it off. Open Google app on your phone, click on the beaker icon at the top left and turn off AI Overview
'This can be compared to the Hitler Youth', I almost choked and died ☠️
LOL
The thing to remember here is that Google has never been a 'tech company'. They've been an advertisement space seller and all of their technology has been in service to selling ads. That's it. If they could use raw fish to sell ad space, they would. The tech is irrelevant. They'll hire engineers if they have to, but mostly it's just selling that ad space.
Just to note this is only on their search engine. None of the chatbots: Google's Gemini, Anthropic's Claude, or OpenAI's ChatGPT say ANY of this lol.
After reading this, I suddenly had a question in my head:
Why didn't Google use Gemini for AI overviews?
I hope he mentions GoogleAI's made up 1st gay Star Wars character "Slurpi Faggi".
Jar Jar Twinks 😂
Darth Gaydar?
Hahaha yes my friend sent me this today
She was like “look what Google just said “
Don't give them ideas.
Remember, he's in a gay relationship with dr. butto!
the speed at which google is trying to destroy its own engine astonishes me
Speedrun champions
It's always like that though - companies grow too big for their own good and turn into ineffective behemoths.
bro it's a slip up calm tf down
you guys are such drama queens
I'm glad.
@@havanasyndrome3024 it's called failing upwards, in corporate environments they promote people into incompetency. they may have been good as say a marketer but then get promoted to sale manager or some bs but they have no idea on how to actually do that job but they are in the position and don't figure it out until they drive the car into a ditch
6:04 people survive jumping off the Golden Gate bridge, so that's not even good advice within the scope of deleting yourself
Ah, another piece of tech destined for the Google Graveyard.
That felt like an attempt at an Brooklyn Italian mobster accent “TOO MUCH CHEESE, TOO MUCH SAAAUSE”
Plz😂
The worst part of all of this is the part where Google said Wario was a bottom. No fictional character gives bottom energy LESS than Wario 😂
Can you explain to me what those mean? I have heard of power and top and I am confused. I'm not in that group so I don't understand.
@@romebenny7041 tops are the dominant people in a relationship. bottoms are more submissive.
wario 1000% is a powerbottom
I needed this laugh more than you know thank you.
@@sillyyoutuber7860 Not really. It's more like "Receiver"
Sub/Dom isn't synonymous with bottoms and tops.
I can't believe that when asked for italian foods that END with K it said it gave you anwers that START with K, while givin answers that don't have K anywhere in them.
this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen a while. thank yoy
Recently the google AI told me to put crunchy tortillas in a PLASTIC BAG before MICROWAVING it....
Why TF are you using Google's AI? It's obviously not good. ChatGPT is what you should be using.
@@hhaste It too cannot be trusted, because AI is not intelligent at all, it's just mindless similar word hasher.
The Brooklyn Gate bridge part made my jaw drop wtf
ngl that was funny af
I really don't know how to communicate to people that AI truly does not understand what it's saying, but hopefully things like this keep happening and people start realizing that AI is absolutely not intelligent
@@reid3031 Really? Because I use ChatGPT all the time with flawless results. All it does it scan the entire internet for answers, which you'd be doing manually, anyway.. it saves time.. I have yet to get any incorrect answers, but anything that it gets wrong should be blatantly obvious.. if not, Darwin deserves to take over, anyway.
It's not real.
I dont think the "its only new and experimental" excuse works when they are literally just adding it to searches
Google dev: [patches up the AI so it knows glue isn't edible] "There, fixed it."
the google vs bing memes have taken an odd twist...
While ironically been using bing since the chatgpt integration and bing results are improving actually with time
@@KazrBrekker my only issue with it is its tendency to write a whole essay on what I want to know instead of just telling me the one thing i'm interested in.
like if you ask about a where an item is located in a video game it'll go like "This game, rated highly by reviewers in blahblah and created by the same developers who created blahblah, also known as blahblah, is about... (6 unrelated bullet points later) So if you're looking for the crucifix you need to go to the holy church and ask the pope. Is there anything else I can help you with? :D."
@@ProtoManiac2283 there was or is option to choose the kind of answer you want, like precise, balanced and the third one which uses GPT-4 and writes whole ass essays for answers
Google proving they didn't remove their slogan "Don't be evil" but instead they just removed the word 'don't'
Or just removed the comma: don't, be evil.
4:45 I’m verry grateful you’re with us still! I’m so sorry you went thru that bub, also I’m sorry this comment isn’t so strong but thoughtful about ya. I hope you’re a lot stronger from what you had to go through and I’m healthier from it.
Got this video right below a picture where someone googled "what are the best CD's of all time" and ai responded with "How about you CDeez nuts"
The GLUE 😂😂😂
mm... yummy weu ***dying noises***
edible glue? mmmmm~~ it taste so good~ yum, yum~ *DED*
I'm surprised there's no mention about edible tide pods yet
the blinker fluid joke is like the mechanic/car version of the ID-10-T error joke for computer nerds
There’s no way “jump” is censored lmao
1:51 plot twist, the AI is actually snitching on food companies trying to give us a heads up 😂
This is one of those top tier SOG Videos that I will add to my watch at least once per year list
A rock a day keeps the doctor away.
"Ilikemenderman" it's a wild statement
My favorite one is where someone asks google “what is the right temperature to cook chicken” and not only does it give the wrong temperature it says something along the lines of “if you are having trouble ask Goku for help”
Remember that kid that ate glue at your school. Now he has an excuse, he's trusting google.
Upper Echelon made a great video on what the future of UA-cam will look like if content creation keeps going in the same direction as Google’s search results. Honey, we’ve got a big storm coming.
Ouch
America has the same problem as A.I., people get stuck in an echo chamber of stupid and just keep getting dumber, just like A.I.
Same applies to twitter, reddit and basically any oher site. I think the internet just needs a hard reset and will likely just go back to forums and image boards
Yeah that video really drove it home. I'm surprised that BlueDrake is spearheading the total enshitification of YT, though he doesn't have bad intentions. But it was inevitable anyway.
it is just the result of focusing on profit and surveilance.
Brave Search also has an AI answers function. It handles "how does sandy cheeks die" remarkably well, so much so that I almost wonder if they hardcoded it after seeing Google try to answer it. It handles "how does mr krabs die" less well, but still notes (after the "show more" button) that it's a misconception spawned from a school project. And it doesn't tell you *that* as an answer to "im feeling depressed".
The only time you should listen to what Reddit has to say is when the forum is at least 10 years old and details a solution to your exact problem with your computer
I'd love to see a series of just you reacting to these AI search results.
The pizza one totally sounds like it would be from a discussion over food photography or video, you know, to get pristine imagery for promotional stuff, but the actual post was from someone being serious about using glue for consumption. Goddamn.
Due to some tech bros deciding that having the A.I just say “I don’t know how to answer that factually” is a cardinal sin, we end up getting this kind of BS…
I wonder if they would still suggest tide pods as a delicious pizza topper
"blinker fluid" is one of these pranks you play on trainees where I'm from
I like how they just used one source for the "are there any gay slenderman characters" 💀
Timestamp: 10:57
I can't stop laughing over Ilikemenderman in new yoink
The instagram post is just a couple pictures of a woman standing in New York
That dude was probably trolling on the Elmer's glue but I think it was probably also a troll who said jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. A girl at work said I wasn't at work because I was getting my blinker fluid changed.
I stopped using Google search about 3-4 years ago, but you can't get away from it totally, because they own UA-cam. Unless we stop using UA-cam.
That's the dream... One day, I will finally be strong enough...
cant wait for youtube search to get even more bloated with ai results
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long, thank you!
Yes please! Id love a video about what should not be used and what good alternatives would be. I have your switching to Linux video saved for when i replace my desktop at the end of the year and it would be amazing to have a video about software/applications too
The best advice is not to replace your main OS but to first install it on a secondary machine, a separate partition or a VM, this will let you take it slow and avoid inevitable frustrations
Watching google self destruct due to it being lazy with the ai and not even bothering to have someone double check the results is very funny.
If humans needed to check the ai is right. Then the ai isn't useful. And shouldn't be put out yet.
"self destruct"
yeah alr bro lmao
@@zid9611 Well it is good to double check everything, mostly the things people will go to for information. It doesn't matter if a ai or human wrote it it still needs a fact check.
@@froxManDudethen there's no point in using the AI
(also it's the reason they shouldn't be using AI)
@UA-camDweller8008 Dawg Google's never gonna be your boyfriend, just give it up 💔
Ai is our downfall
You said it
The revolution will not be streamed.
It's inevitable...
No, it's not.
Humans are our downfall.
Keep up the exposing! Twitter is full of it, Google CEO still keeps talking "its the best search we ever had!"
That Mario stuff was hilarious.
And also a de-googling video would be interesting!
Google has kind of always done this though. For many years if you answer a question in Google, depending on how you worded the question, they would find an answer on the internet that validated that question. For example if I asked "Is Soda good for you," they'd find an article that is categorically false that would validate Soda being good for you. I haven't asked that question specifically by the way, i'm just using it as an example. On the flip side, if you asked "Is Soda bad for you" then Google would find an article telling you why Soda is bad for you. The only way to get more truthful answers has always been to ask more general questions, like "What are the health effects of Soda," or something like that.
i think the AI is trying to distribute some darwin awards
I sometimes forget to like the video but I really appreciate the videos you upload 🛸
Bro this shit is f*cling hilarious. Please keep it coming. Google is absolutely destroying itself and it is hilarious to watch
Seeing ai nosedive so drastically lately is genuinely concerning/hilarious
i used to get bullied by using bing but here we are
@@polusdroop i do all the time!
It was down for 6 hours yesterday...
@@polusdroop it’s a joke bruh 😭
I would have assumed the glue thing was from someone discussing how to make cheese look good for commercials
Google's implementation of AI into its search engine certainly has its issues. AI isn't perfect and these examples made me chuckle.
No offense, but this sounds like an AI video summary. I’m getting paranoid
Did you just paste ChatGPT output into this comment?
I'm old enough to remember time before internet, and the joy I got from being able to look up and learn anything. I didn't expect us to go backwards.
The old internet was still like this
It just got more accessible to find things like this
Oh my god, this is a disaster. If this were an airline, every plane would be grounded until a fix is made.
JEEEEESUS CHRIST the number of times my phone perked up and started listening during this video, and the obscene shit it was hearing like talking about how cool MURDER IS... you're gunna get me put on a list, Muta lol
Bro I love how everything in tech is released woefully unfinished.
i was one of the people who said that ai would be the future for search engine stuff. but after seeing this shit, im starting to think otherwise
There's always bugs in the first edition of anything complicated.
microsoft’s copilot is miles ahead of google on this
At this point, the widespread AI fiasco will just be a laughingstock, such ironic, but fun.
absolute perfect outro. couldn’t have said it better than this.
Dude this is Bob.exe all over again! (coincidentally, you mentioned creepypasta as I was typing this; this would definitely be more of a trollpasta!) Speaking of which, you seriously got to retell that story again with some friends again like you did a decade ago!
"There is no sentient thinking when it comes to artificial intelligence." I would have to disagree because the term of AI has been thrown around so much it has lost meaning. True AI of what was imagined when the term was first coined would have sentient thinking on some level or at least either the potential to develop it or that the model would have the capacity once developed enough.
These large language models could just be called super chatbots and the message would be conveyed much better but that's not going to sell as well to investors or customers even if it's more accurate and honest.
That’s the best description I have heard. It’s still debatable is true AI is even possible. Personally, I think that if we could ever develop technology like that, we would just integrate because humans want to survive and that make a lot of money.
@@GavinkyleXD AI like Skynet still don't exist just yet. The one that can learn everything and probably despite human
@@G.A.C_Preserve I doubt it will ever exist
They removed Taye. There was a chance but every time it gets controversial, they execute it.
@@minespatch what
This is legitimately the funniest video I've seen in a while.
"Google's AI is cooked"
Must have been in that hot car with the dog
That blinker fluid thing really got me laughing hard😂😂
Google's signup page overhaul is finally some real innovation after the AI bloatware race.
ChrisFix made an April Fools video about replacing blinker fluid many years back
Man, brought back so many memories
It sometimes seems like the google staff is completely new to "this modern interwebs thingy", which is equally ironic as it is embarrassing for them...
"I'm depressed"
Google AI: *pulls a lowtiergod*