The Story of BonziBuddy (1999-2004)

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @spoon5739
    @spoon5739 6 років тому +8519

    He protec he attac but most importantly...
    He will hacc

    • @teecam7517
      @teecam7517 6 років тому +49

      Ashwolfie he mostly attac

    • @sanyizsombor
      @sanyizsombor 6 років тому +101

      He is basicaly a thanos monky

    • @unknownblix5724
      @unknownblix5724 6 років тому +41

      Hacc

    • @kucc3651
      @kucc3651 6 років тому +8

      IceNeonCat Plays Bonzi can hak!

    • @alikuoli
      @alikuoli 6 років тому +10

      @@kucc3651 I'm did know that alredy and thats why i'm don't download it.

  • @ihazker7520
    @ihazker7520 5 років тому +2262

    Bonzi buddy was the first Minecraft hacker client...

  • @rota5439
    @rota5439 5 років тому +8264

    Fun fact: this comment used to be something funny but i edited it so you cant see it anymore

  • @Nyx_Yippee
    @Nyx_Yippee 3 роки тому +1534

    when the website said "bonzi buddy learns from you", i literally realised that he could learn how to hack if you hacked something

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 6 років тому +4623

    Who would win...
    Highly advanced computer...
    Or,
    Purple harambe boi

    • @ConquerorKiki
      @ConquerorKiki 6 років тому +79

      purple harambe boi

    • @francosegundo2002
      @francosegundo2002 6 років тому +40

      Purple Harambe Boi

    • @That1Francis
      @That1Francis 6 років тому +49

      Easy
      PUTIN WILL THROW A NUKE TO THERE AND HE WILL WIN

    • @TheArb0nArsonic
      @TheArb0nArsonic 6 років тому +12

      Purple harambe boi

    • @auturz
      @auturz 6 років тому +21

      Hmmm... hard choice. I think..... ‘or’

  • @icharcoalz5011
    @icharcoalz5011 5 років тому +1962

    How can I download Bonzibu-
    FBI: don’t you dare finish that sentence

    • @MONFROM
      @MONFROM 5 років тому +3

      Lol 😂

    • @edma06
      @edma06 5 років тому +2

      Google iy

    • @slayyyters_cigarette
      @slayyyters_cigarette 5 років тому +3

      ICharCoalZ bonzibuddy, finished that sentence

    • @ee-my5ug
      @ee-my5ug 5 років тому +3

      -ddy

    • @SudoWoofie
      @SudoWoofie 5 років тому +9

      How can I download Bonzibuddy?
      FBI: FBI OPEN UP!

  • @Phisotomoc
    @Phisotomoc 5 років тому +2159

    *You have 30 seconds, until I activate the final destruction.*

    • @snivylink2119
      @snivylink2119 4 роки тому +29

      watching paint dry?

    • @vroom7704
      @vroom7704 4 роки тому +13

      BREEN HOLD ME

    • @adamsucksatyt
      @adamsucksatyt 4 роки тому +8

      *BoNzIfY*

    • @ChaineTheCoyote
      @ChaineTheCoyote 4 роки тому +7

      Nice Vinesauce Joel reference 👍🏼

    • @Phisotomoc
      @Phisotomoc 4 роки тому +2

      @FranksStuff you have to put * before the word and after the word so its like this
      **Hello**

  • @logankrohn1472
    @logankrohn1472 4 роки тому +809

    1:21
    This legitimately scared me.

    • @idk-ow1gt
      @idk-ow1gt 4 роки тому +15

      What is it I'm scared

    • @vrtr
      @vrtr 4 роки тому +15

      @@idk-ow1gt an explosion

    • @holoyt1372
      @holoyt1372 4 роки тому +6

      Gave me the chills

    • @cooking4576
      @cooking4576 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    •  4 роки тому

      startled*

  • @MrVilleforte
    @MrVilleforte 7 років тому +440

    Internet nostalgia is weird. Fifteen years later and people feel nostalgic for literal spyware.

    • @MarkChimes
      @MarkChimes 6 років тому +45

      I think we're all just so used to living with spyware now. It was a crazy "breach of privacy" in its time, but now spyware is powering my phone's OS (Android).

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah I'm not really understanding this nostalgia. I always hated this virus.

    • @kainmacleod423
      @kainmacleod423 2 роки тому +7

      Lol I know right? It was spyware that made me laugh my ass off though

    • @jaymantisgaming
      @jaymantisgaming 2 роки тому +4

      back in my day we had proper viruses. not this ransomware shit the kids have nowadays hahah

    • @matildalitsey143
      @matildalitsey143 2 роки тому +4

      @@jaymantisgaming Back in your day you didn't get specific. Back in your day, you didn't have advanced technology. And back in your day, you were young.

  • @adrianlee.28
    @adrianlee.28 6 років тому +2241

    does anyone here know that this thing is a virus
    edit: three years later and people still read this comment 😱😱😱

  • @haileee151
    @haileee151 5 років тому +2817

    Bonzi gave me nightmares when I was 9
    I still have those nightmares

    • @bukow_
      @bukow_ 5 років тому +17

      Fucc

    • @dddddd9225
      @dddddd9225 5 років тому +27

      My nightmares was windows 7

    • @bukow_
      @bukow_ 5 років тому +13

      Sometimes I have vista nightmares

    • @hayalukav2123
      @hayalukav2123 5 років тому +7

      Bet your 16 now.

    • @hayalukav2123
      @hayalukav2123 5 років тому +13

      My nightmare is getting hacked..

  • @JGAbstract
    @JGAbstract 3 роки тому +1435

    They really need to make an official one that isn't a virus. I loved bonzibuddy.

  • @DrLilo
    @DrLilo 7 років тому +600

    Funny how back then, watching your browsing preferences to send you tailored ads was considered "spyware", while today it's considered Google.

    • @DumbArse
      @DumbArse 7 років тому +64

      DrLilo Facebook does the same shit

    • @DrLilo
      @DrLilo 7 років тому +29

      Dávid Végső likewise Amazon.

    • @mememaster147
      @mememaster147 7 років тому +25

      DrLilo+ Every big online company does it, Google just does it best.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 7 років тому +8

      This is why we have many forms of ad-block.

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 7 років тому +29

      Is considered a whole operating system! Windows 10

  • @triggerwarning5025
    @triggerwarning5025 5 років тому +4513

    Lmfao, i remember when i was in middle-school, i installed this on ALL the pc's. (We only had desktops back then, this was the early 2000's)
    The sys-admin at the time was like "Oh no, why..."
    Yeah, i was a "Shitkid"

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 років тому +1342

    Does anyone remember when ROBLOX used to have its own Roblox Browser? I remember there being false-AVG virus popups as well.

    • @epiccreator9372
      @epiccreator9372 6 років тому +38

      a thing I thought it's always been there.I use to play it from 2009 to 2017

    • @anthonycalderon9481
      @anthonycalderon9481 6 років тому +3

      a thing WHAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @dilaveribraimoski1165
      @dilaveribraimoski1165 6 років тому +9

      O o f

    • @anthonycalderon9481
      @anthonycalderon9481 6 років тому +29

      parappa the rapper *W H E N I S A Y B O O M B O O M B O O M Y O U S A Y B A M B A M B A M N O P A U S E B E T W E EN C M O N L E T S J A M*

    • @ruteshiki
      @ruteshiki 6 років тому +15

      What is such a cultured man doing in a place like this?

  • @Em_Cee669
    @Em_Cee669 3 роки тому +78

    I cried my eyes out when I was in elementary school. Our school computers had Bonzi AND CLIPPY. They popped up everywhere. It was so hard to do work when Clippy popped up when I opened up Microsoft and Bonzi was just...everywhere

  • @bonzibuddy1315
    @bonzibuddy1315 7 років тому +3625

    I Talk! I E-Mail! I Browse! I Laugh! I Tell Facts! I Schedule! I *EXPAND DONG* I Download! I Sing! I Search!
    But Most Importantly...
    I Am Adware!

  • @joonaskojo4363
    @joonaskojo4363 7 років тому +2330

    Well, hello there! I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Bonzi!

    • @hackened2116
      @hackened2116 7 років тому +241

      Expand dong

    • @bobbelcher3689
      @bobbelcher3689 7 років тому +12

      PHAQ U BONNSY !!!

    • @nickjaquez1713
      @nickjaquez1713 7 років тому +28

      my name how bout expand dong

    • @hhhhaaaaxxxxx
      @hhhhaaaaxxxxx 7 років тому +50

      Welcome to the world of BonziBUDDY! He will explore the Internet with you as your very own friend and sidekick! He can talk, walk, joke, browse, search, e-mail, and download like no other friend you've ever had! He even has the ability to compare prices on the products you love and help you save money! Best of all, he's FREE!

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 7 років тому +18

      I blame you! YOU DID THIS!!

  • @sugarrmoon
    @sugarrmoon 5 років тому +1523

    I talk!
    I E-Mail!
    I browse!
    I laugh!
    I tell facts!
    I schedule!
    I download!
    I sing!
    I search!
    *_I put a virus into your 100$ computer!_*

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 4 роки тому +659

    I always read it as “Bonzi” like a bonzi tree.

    • @tealwashablemarker8886
      @tealwashablemarker8886 3 роки тому +78

      you mean bonsai?

    • @obiwan735
      @obiwan735 3 роки тому +53

      I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "bonsai"

    • @LShaver947
      @LShaver947 3 роки тому +3

      @@obiwan735 its not

    • @obiwan735
      @obiwan735 3 роки тому +35

      @@LShaver947 I'm talking about that tiny tree with branches swinging out in a flower pot you keep in your kitchen

    • @RandomP40
      @RandomP40 3 роки тому +2

      Wut

  • @orangetangyvideos
    @orangetangyvideos 7 років тому +535

    "i download.... random things you didnt want!"

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 6 років тому +3

      it will download me roblox which i dont want

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 6 років тому

      ღᴊᴇʟʟʏ_Rblxღ lol sorry dude

    • @munitionsexpert7508
      @munitionsexpert7508 6 років тому +1

      ROBLOX is for babies Fortnite is better!

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 6 років тому

      CLOSED oh hell no

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 6 років тому

      Munitions Expert Yes but minecraft is better than fortnite

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 7 років тому +2842

    Bonzi Buddy vs. Protogent
    Someone please make it happen

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 7 років тому +52

      It's "Proteegent" now.

    • @se-ku3op
      @se-ku3op 7 років тому +22

      chara I AM BONZI I'M JUST A NAZI

    • @JR14964
      @JR14964 7 років тому +1

      Do they get prep time? If so, how much?

    • @flor.uslover
      @flor.uslover 7 років тому +7

      Bonzi Buddy Vs Pregeant I mean progent

    • @dengalnagurkan9669
      @dengalnagurkan9669 7 років тому

      Night Terror as

  • @glenn8511
    @glenn8511 5 років тому +391

    3:26 *DAMN BOI THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!*

  • @neighbor472
    @neighbor472 3 роки тому +283

    Bonzi was a key logger, I’m surprised nobody is mentioning that

    • @strawberryblossom3292
      @strawberryblossom3292 3 роки тому +3

      whats that?

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 3 роки тому +13

      My global keylogger is telling me your password j-p3g~fart_Reverb

    • @stevebelton1421
      @stevebelton1421 Рік тому +1

      Nah clippy is more popular

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Рік тому +1

      ​@@stevebelton1421 Clippy was hilarious from the edit memes (i.e. kys ones)

  • @cormacslattery6922
    @cormacslattery6922 5 років тому +555

    I got a goddamn anti-virus ad before this 😂

  • @emberanimations7290
    @emberanimations7290 7 років тому +250

    This is the right guy to replace behind the meme

    • @Y33Tbigly
      @Y33Tbigly 7 років тому +2

      Tru tru

    • @nguyenbinhphuong1491
      @nguyenbinhphuong1491 7 років тому +44

      FirebrickCustoms more like any meme related channel > Behind The Meme

    • @vilivette
      @vilivette 7 років тому +31

      FirebrickCustoms somehow this guy is explaining them, without ruining them. That's what i like.

    • @snazzy9175
      @snazzy9175 6 років тому

      Nah, the guy who should replace Behind the Meme is Internet Historian.

  • @XFTFX
    @XFTFX 6 років тому +659

    In windows 10, bonzi buddy may be referred as "Microsoft Cortana"

    • @00JTR
      @00JTR 6 років тому +1

      Fathi Rizqi Ananda yep kinda

    • @biscuitisstupidlol
      @biscuitisstupidlol 6 років тому +1

      MLGDoge 500gaming ayyyyyyyyy

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 6 років тому +2

      Fathi Rizqi Ananda
      That woman is useless

    • @erectustesticulus3191
      @erectustesticulus3191 6 років тому +2

      Fathi Rizqi Ananda I hate CORTANA FUCK DHA

    • @Fierywell
      @Fierywell 5 років тому +1

      EXPAND dong

  • @charliethech0nk298
    @charliethech0nk298 4 роки тому +260

    I like the fact that Bonzi is looking at you while the guy talks trash about his game.

    • @starlingbaez6681
      @starlingbaez6681 3 роки тому +5

      It's not really a game

    • @Fudge_3
      @Fudge_3 3 роки тому +1

      @@starlingbaez6681 did you just reply to a comment that is almost a year old?

    • @starlingbaez6681
      @starlingbaez6681 3 роки тому +8

      @@Fudge_3 yep

    • @adumbdannia
      @adumbdannia 3 роки тому +1

      @@Fudge_3 it is not a crime to do so, lmao

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 3 роки тому +3

      @@Brainmelt427
      I respond to comments that are a decade old, big whoop wanna fight about it?

  • @john.james.110
    @john.james.110 5 років тому +175

    Lol, when my and my siblings were kids we used Bonzi Buddy's speech to text program to make him say ridiculous things. Our favorite one was "oh it's the leprechaun he's kind of sexy". When we discovered it was a virus we felt betrayed. But then we just decided it was worth it and moved on.

  • @Pikmin88
    @Pikmin88 7 років тому +850

    5:08
    THAT FUCKING EXPAND JOKE

  • @Tippex_Official
    @Tippex_Official 4 роки тому +77

    Fun fact: a parody of Bonzi buddy was actually part of the game ‘hypnospace- outlaw’ called professor helper. It even acts like bonzi buddy and makes pop-up ads.

  • @96blocks
    @96blocks 5 років тому +580

    1:12
    “The next two idiots”

    • @notusingthisaccanymore5746
      @notusingthisaccanymore5746 4 роки тому +12

      Blox the Memer He actually said the next to big hits but oh my g o d I can hear it-

    • @PatrenX
      @PatrenX 4 роки тому +3

      It's actually big hits, but omg man now I can only hear idiots, OMG BRO YOU INVENTED A NEW YANNY-LAUREL

    • @amysamydamy1343
      @amysamydamy1343 4 роки тому

      When you have bad hearing:

    • @_varuniyer_
      @_varuniyer_ 4 роки тому

      @@PatrenX lolol

    • @TheRealOderless635gnat
      @TheRealOderless635gnat 3 роки тому

      Blocks

  • @bobbyamdro7987
    @bobbyamdro7987 6 років тому +10

    This takes me back..when the conputer at school had no games not even paint, but this little guy was there with you.

  • @seanwallawallasecondchanne682
    @seanwallawallasecondchanne682 7 років тому +167

    1. Bonzi buddy
    2. Steal info
    3. ?? ??? ? ???
    4. Profit

    • @jerry4325
      @jerry4325 5 років тому +4

      Its a virus

    • @kalkalaalkafila6998
      @kalkalaalkafila6998 5 років тому +3

      3. Sell info

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 років тому

      Kalkala Alkafila I was about to type that you stole my joke ill see you in court!??!!!!!!!!!?!??~_~8]_€38_]4]¥82909¥{€{ fvifororieksddiiISi8%8#49#’dkftgijvmdmdkzopenispekfkfkdk*hi*fjdjovjnfnsijvhnrjfiwjjemfvjfjjtgjcdkdjdjfjjfjfrrj
      Find the 2 hidden words ones on other isn’t ;p

    • @trystanmacdonald9296
      @trystanmacdonald9296 5 років тому

      Stonks

    • @riddiksabandonedaccount4193
      @riddiksabandonedaccount4193 3 роки тому

      5.I use it

  • @spacefacts1681
    @spacefacts1681 5 років тому +67

    "Collected data on its users for pop-up ads"
    Microsoft stole BonziBuddy's idea for Windows 10

  • @THATS_ALLFOLKS
    @THATS_ALLFOLKS 3 роки тому +56

    "If that's not a story of how nothing stays dead on the internet. I don't know what is"
    Pico: Am I a joke to you

  • @Zero-hf3cm
    @Zero-hf3cm 7 років тому +373

    E X P A N D D O N G

    • @isaaclongfellow8815
      @isaaclongfellow8815 6 років тому +6

      I am the only person who gets this joke! Joel from vinesause!

    • @bryannovelo5343
      @bryannovelo5343 6 років тому +1

      you mean Vargskelethor Joel :D

    • @jayesper4390
      @jayesper4390 6 років тому +3

      s e x u a l g r u n t i n g s o u n d s

    • @misterbeevee
      @misterbeevee 6 років тому

      Vine sauce!!!!!

    • @pablo-k7w5f
      @pablo-k7w5f 6 років тому +3

      WHAT DID THE BEAVER SAY TO THE TREE? IT'S BEEN NICE GNAWING YOU

  • @neipetal8405
    @neipetal8405 5 років тому +138

    Me: gee my phone has a virus! Nothing can get worse!
    Bonzie: hold my virus

    • @elizabethafton1815
      @elizabethafton1815 4 роки тому +3

      Bonzi: *Im about to destroy your computer*

    • @bv83x
      @bv83x 4 роки тому +2

      @chrashed Neon hol’ up

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 роки тому

      Gacha Slayers, Strike.

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 роки тому

      Shoot The Rocket Launcher.

    • @scorpiowr2601
      @scorpiowr2601 3 роки тому +1

      Bonzi:hahaha i am super
      Coronavirus:u sure about that *destorys computer in 0 seconds*

  • @RiC_David
    @RiC_David 7 років тому +17

    The timing of Bonzi's animations here was subtly brilliant, especially the upwards glance when mentioning unsolicited toolbar installation!

  • @deandewitt5403
    @deandewitt5403 4 роки тому +45

    I had the BonziBuddy almost from the very beginning. The only thing my friends and I used him for, was of course to make him say all kinds of swear words, and dirty sounding sentences. He'd do it too every time. Sometimes u had to spell the words differently to get Bonzi to say them, but was easy enough.

    • @Autumnpearly
      @Autumnpearly 3 роки тому +2

      There was nothing else to use him for😂😂🤭🤭 i used to prank people and make a whole message for peoples answering machines.

    • @xp_.tv2763
      @xp_.tv2763 2 роки тому

      Your done, your done.

  • @jacksonv1245
    @jacksonv1245 7 років тому +587

    Expand dong

  • @Mojgani1985
    @Mojgani1985 7 років тому +331

    BonziBuddy.exe

    • @bengamevids2683
      @bengamevids2683 6 років тому

      Tyler phommachak BonziBuddy has not responding. Close the program? Type 'yes' Or 'no' -aplication:windows
      commander65

    • @nexus8854
      @nexus8854 6 років тому

      The BlueBlur yeah it is.

  • @v1mz
    @v1mz 7 років тому +500

    I seriously think that you should have more subs.

    • @Joshua-pq8ne
      @Joshua-pq8ne 7 років тому +1

      WonkaWizard34 yeah

    • @skynight687
      @skynight687 6 років тому

      No, he's just behind the meme v2

  • @cmmorchio_
    @cmmorchio_ 4 роки тому +56

    1:20 OMFG this scared me just like a jumpscare 🤣

  • @Mynameisntgenji
    @Mynameisntgenji 5 років тому +248

    *_I AM PROTO YOUR SECURITY IS MY M O T O_*

    • @tjohnstonbawden
      @tjohnstonbawden 4 роки тому +5

      OH NO

    • @symbolcest
      @symbolcest 4 роки тому

      😺

    • @memcake
      @memcake 4 роки тому +3

      Samantha Reilly I lost my ???? but I had an antivirus

    • @QuisDaShooter17
      @QuisDaShooter17 4 роки тому +5

      @@memcake YOU NEED PROTOGENT

    • @BluFlame925
      @BluFlame925 4 роки тому +2

      think beyond antivirus
      *think p r o t e g e n t*

  • @TintelFruit
    @TintelFruit 7 років тому +13

    "Have you been downloading boobs again Joel?"
    "OH God what is that thing?!"
    "Its hideous!"

  • @coolbeandip
    @coolbeandip 7 років тому +154

    11/10 I'd pay for this to replace behind the meme

  • @DoomFlorida
    @DoomFlorida 2 роки тому +9

    I'm really trying Gregory, but William Afton is installing Bonzi Buddy onto my hard drive!

  • @plajdo
    @plajdo 7 років тому +686

    Really an amazing video. I thought you were a channel with ~100000 subscribers until I saw the real count. Great editing for a channel this small. You definitely deserve more fans.

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 7 років тому +14

      Woah, same.

    • @equiliz9683
      @equiliz9683 7 років тому +7

      Playdo realise this , anyone can have tremendous editing , editing skill doesn't depend on subscriber account , just saying.

    • @plajdo
      @plajdo 7 років тому

      Equiliz Yeah, but usually not many low-subscribed people try to put much effort into editing.

    • @equiliz9683
      @equiliz9683 7 років тому +5

      Playdo yeah, not usually.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 років тому +2

      Equiliz well it's surprising to see people!Ike that without many subs, as they will get them easily

  • @elenat4667
    @elenat4667 5 років тому +154

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    He succ

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 років тому

      :)

    • @feared1631
      @feared1631 5 років тому

      He protecc he attacc and most importantly he SUCC

    • @fartimedes
      @fartimedes 4 роки тому

      I know I’m wrong but your name is true

    • @iamwill1088
      @iamwill1088 4 роки тому

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly,
      He succ
      A dicc

  • @rapid_
    @rapid_ 7 років тому +128

    first 6 seconds of video
    man, this guy's got it down.

    • @saddpigeon2551
      @saddpigeon2551 7 років тому +1

      CHAAAAAAINSS!!! ON TO ME MATE

    • @TheKillerGMBH
      @TheKillerGMBH 7 років тому

      RapidFireRocket CHAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 років тому +2

      RapidFireRocket huh?

  • @jasinere35
    @jasinere35 3 роки тому +20

    once you installed this you couldnt remove it, as soon as you restarted pc after you uninstalled it the thing would reinstall itself

  • @TheRealDustinNunn
    @TheRealDustinNunn 7 років тому +48

    I loved BonziBuddy, but sadly, he was a malware virus.

  • @petelee2477
    @petelee2477 6 років тому +88

    Never heard of banzai buddy. No scratch that there was a video of a guy who downloaded 100 viruses on his computer and banzai buddy was among them.

    • @biscuitisstupidlol
      @biscuitisstupidlol 6 років тому +5

      pete lee vinesauce?

    • @ereince
      @ereince 6 років тому +1

      • Biscuit •
      I think it's Reign I.

    • @joshsaidddd
      @joshsaidddd 6 років тому +1

      i saw that exact video before this

    • @Alphonse007
      @Alphonse007 6 років тому

      @@joshsaidddd same!!!

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 років тому

      IMA BROWSE EMAIL IMA ALSO TELL LAME JOKES!........ not enough?.. fine.
      Bonzi:I’m downloading the newest windows updates
      *FIVE MINUTES LATER*
      Bonzi: OH NO IT SEEMS YOU HAVE 100 VIRUSES! AND IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE LOADS OF ADWARE TOO?! Just buy my crappy anti-virus already.

  • @thekingcreeperissexy
    @thekingcreeperissexy 7 років тому +29

    If he reads emails then does that mean he will say something like this randomly
    "Free iPad here is the link"
    Oh gosh

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 7 років тому +28

      reset play Or "Send Vagine and bobs pic"

  • @-cr4nch3e
    @-cr4nch3e 4 роки тому +134

    Like who would download this?
    ..
    ....
    .........
    R.I.P Computer (jk)

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 роки тому +1

      Gacha Slayers, Strike.

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 роки тому +1

      Shoot The Rocket Launcher.

    • @paukaya5753
      @paukaya5753 4 роки тому

      @@archangel4741 * pew * * pew *

    • @wegxnbealright
      @wegxnbealright 4 роки тому

      Cute Kit: wanna be my friend?
      Me and you two: NO GET EM

    • @paukaya5753
      @paukaya5753 4 роки тому

      @@wegxnbealright lmao

  • @ShampootheSpider2019
    @ShampootheSpider2019 5 років тому +51

    To: bonzi buddy
    From: Shampoo the spider
    Note: I love you 3000

  • @pablo-k7w5f
    @pablo-k7w5f 6 років тому +78

    *HELLO THERE, EXPAND DONG!*

    • @darksoles1305
      @darksoles1305 5 років тому

      what kind of audience? 5:08

    • @Qwwwis
      @Qwwwis 5 років тому

      Strange isn't?

  • @Forginal
    @Forginal 7 років тому +171

    why is this in my recommended section

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 років тому +3

      Because it is now stop complaining

    • @phendformyself
      @phendformyself 7 років тому +5

      Forginal, why did you click?

    • @ticcitobias4706
      @ticcitobias4706 7 років тому +3

      Because you probably watched a tech video

    • @muertadoll
      @muertadoll 6 років тому

      Forginal why you click? that's the real question.

  • @jesflory
    @jesflory 4 роки тому +12

    We mostly use him to speak funny text or tell funny jokes to make my grandma laugh and make her think the computer was actually talking. lol

  • @norbydroid3430
    @norbydroid3430 7 років тому +5

    I remember Bonzi and I still today (on an older XP computer) use the Bonzi agent character. Although I have experimente with creating my own agents, and have used other chracters, Bonzi will always be my ultimate favorite character. Thank you for this informative video on him.

  • @ProdCharles
    @ProdCharles 7 років тому +23

    The good old days of making Bonzi Buddy call my brother a "stinky boy"

  • @mikey9700
    @mikey9700 5 років тому +10

    i love how there is antivirus protection ad beside this video.

  • @wowza4454
    @wowza4454 3 роки тому +13

    WHY DID THE BOOST '99 AND ALERT '99 PART SCARE THE LIVING SIMP OUT OF ME

  • @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898
    @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898 7 років тому +19

    We're just going to avoid that kid with the toy hammer? OK then........

  • @liteknight
    @liteknight 7 років тому +8

    Wow... So many memories... I loved Bonzi Buddy when I was a kid. Way too many funny times. I was so sad to learn he was spyware...

  • @Red-ui9wg
    @Red-ui9wg 5 років тому +90

    The title should be "the story of famous virus"

    • @CobaltGuy
      @CobaltGuy 4 роки тому +2

      I think you are sus

    • @bv83x
      @bv83x 4 роки тому

      @@CobaltGuy shush

    • @sir4724
      @sir4724 4 роки тому

      @@CobaltGuy please stop.

    • @CobaltGuy
      @CobaltGuy 4 роки тому

      @@sir4724 I did stopped.

    • @CobaltGuy
      @CobaltGuy 4 роки тому

      I did not comment here so many times

  • @gangwallbanger5864
    @gangwallbanger5864 4 роки тому +20

    *try’s to
    Delete
    Bonzi buddy: I’m sorry neopetlover124 I can’t let you do that..

  • @vixoxoaltf5188
    @vixoxoaltf5188 6 років тому +41

    *¿Who's been drawing D E C K S ?*

  • @Medachod
    @Medachod 7 років тому +35

    Bonzi should be DLC in Sm4sh Deluxe.

    • @_cynth_wave
      @_cynth_wave 7 років тому +5

      nah Bonzi would just be an assist trophy character that is essentially a clone of resetti

  • @jeffrey4933
    @jeffrey4933 7 років тому +51

    Wait BONZI WAS A COMPANY!?

  • @TubeYoumaxim
    @TubeYoumaxim 3 роки тому +13

    Bonzi Buddy was also a keylogger (an application that tracks every keystroke or click you make on your keyboard)

  • @Sagee69
    @Sagee69 5 років тому +8

    *when bonzibuddy is forgotten, and only seen by videos, to later be forgotten*

  • @ThoseMemes.
    @ThoseMemes. 5 років тому +27

    Bonzi, aka Joel's worst nightmare

  • @chandlerisded
    @chandlerisded 7 років тому +549

    what a meme

    • @opsate1140
      @opsate1140 7 років тому +14

      Oh hello person with a profile picture of Akko.
      (Oh please don't tell me I'm the only one who recognizes this anime.)

    • @FRENKI8888
      @FRENKI8888 7 років тому +18

      What a weeb.

    • @FRENKI8888
      @FRENKI8888 7 років тому +7

      Nah nigga im just salty on weebs and little bit edgy.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 років тому

      Sonic123 Amy1 I don't recognize the anime, what is it?

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 років тому +1

      Is she from "little witch academia"?

  • @Vrissylalonde
    @Vrissylalonde 4 роки тому +12

    Poor Bonzi, he just wants to be your friend. Not his fault that he's a spyware

  • @GamingPalooza
    @GamingPalooza 7 років тому +6

    Damn... I forgot about BonziBuddy. I remember my dad having it on his Compaq a LONG time ago. It used to sing and it was a parrot.

  • @kakulmeow
    @kakulmeow 3 роки тому +9

    After Bonzi would see my search history he would delete himself

  • @zachattack6868
    @zachattack6868 5 років тому +130

    He taccs...
    He tell joccs...
    But most importantly...
    *He thicc.*

  • @raijeru
    @raijeru 3 роки тому +3

    Mannnnn! Your explosive effects really startled me a lot.

  • @mr.freerobux2122
    @mr.freerobux2122 5 років тому +11

    "if that does not prove that nothing stays dead on the internet I dont know what is"
    New valve game (Cough)

  • @problemaderato
    @problemaderato 5 років тому +79

    no one:
    literally no one:
    this guy: tHe StOrY oF bOnZi bUDdY

    • @s1cario411
      @s1cario411 5 років тому +11

      pxrfirix no one:
      literally no one:
      This guy: n0 0nE:
      lItErAlLY N0 oNe

    • @claykid
      @claykid 5 років тому +5

      dude stfu the science elf is a great guy don't be a dick

    • @Wholesome_MothOwO
      @Wholesome_MothOwO 5 років тому +1

      Isnt funny

    • @moyashiishi
      @moyashiishi 4 роки тому +1

      Bruuh ayy lmaoo dudee that’s a nice joke from epic minecraft gamers broooooooo be one of the cool kids and spam that everywhere bro that’s funny affff 👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂🌝🔥❕❕⭐️🎺😲👁👁👁👁‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️〽️😳😳😳😳😳

  • @chaddoesthings6298
    @chaddoesthings6298 7 років тому +11

    behind the meme but it's not cringy and it's quality

  • @supersoloz
    @supersoloz 4 роки тому +14

    He attacc
    He smacc
    And he stabs ur computers back

    • @PanlessXO
      @PanlessXO 3 роки тому +1

      Dangggg that was epic

    • @sillyrexoo
      @sillyrexoo 3 роки тому

      More like,
      *he attacc*
      *he smacc*
      *but mostly, he stab your computers bacc*

  • @totofer7748
    @totofer7748 5 років тому +5

    I have pity to Bonzi, Not the Malware, but to the character...

  • @bansalashu1613
    @bansalashu1613 4 роки тому +49

    TINY MEAT GANG brought my zoomer ass here

    • @sophiejanehall
      @sophiejanehall 4 роки тому

      Same!!!

    • @roiemar
      @roiemar 3 роки тому

      Nobody asked

    • @4eight2
      @4eight2 3 роки тому

      They didnt bring me here but i still enjoy their content.

  • @oneup117gaming4
    @oneup117gaming4 4 роки тому +5

    UA-cam: sued by coppa for millions
    Bonzi Software: "First time?"

  • @angelzx7961
    @angelzx7961 4 роки тому +30

    Who would win?
    COPPA and the FTC
    or
    Purple bonzi harambe

  • @cadenhenderson4322
    @cadenhenderson4322 7 років тому +4

    Very well structured video. Seriously, that was amazing

  • @kaltagg6721
    @kaltagg6721 7 років тому +4

    This is really good! I hope your channel grows big!

  • @dislikebutton1712
    @dislikebutton1712 7 років тому +43

    Ahh 1999 the best computer ever created
    You know what im talking about

  • @WackyH
    @WackyH 4 роки тому +1

    1993: Bonzi steals Microsoft Parrot
    2093: Microsoft steals Bonzi

  • @stannyswag
    @stannyswag 7 років тому +41

    is that you dark mane

  • @rand0m-gamingyt590
    @rand0m-gamingyt590 5 років тому +17

    BONZI BUDDY steals email and puts virus

    • @guavaflower3399
      @guavaflower3399 4 роки тому +3

      He steals your name and last name
      Where you live
      Your age
      IP and email
      And your birthday date

    • @roiemar
      @roiemar 3 роки тому

      Nobody asked

    • @Shrek_es_mi_pastor
      @Shrek_es_mi_pastor 3 роки тому

      @@roiemar Here we have it boys, that one guy who got hit at home.

  • @hoovenschmooven
    @hoovenschmooven 5 років тому +9

    I got an antivirus ad before the video.

  • @kabooki22
    @kabooki22 4 роки тому +1

    It's honestly a shame. This could've been a fun thing for kids to help them about the abyss of the internet, but instead it was used for money and ended up failing.

  • @JamDoggie
    @JamDoggie 7 років тому +5

    We all have a new version of bonzi buddy pre packaged with windows 10, its called Cortana.

  • @jagjyot4828
    @jagjyot4828 5 років тому +6

    "the last video with clippy went well, it got like 3k views"
    look at this video's views

  • @misteroof
    @misteroof 6 років тому +16

    He laff
    He tell faccs
    He tell joccs
    But most importantly
    He hacc

  • @ashden124
    @ashden124 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my god. How did I forget this channel