Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Pre-workout & energy drinks don’t mix well.

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  • @alysandraborden9265
    @alysandraborden9265 Рік тому +71115

    His heart isn’t beating. It’s vibrating

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 Рік тому +138456

    "Well this is simple. Your back is hurting cause your heart is trying to exit your body via your spine."

    • @prolly2stoned420
      @prolly2stoned420 Рік тому +4142

      @@Ashley__RoseI think they have to cut open his chest to stop the heart attack and when they do that they weld your skin back together.

    • @nick6var
      @nick6var Рік тому +696

      Updated MORTAL KOMBAT 1 fatality.😮

    • @jazzing_upqueentarot925
      @jazzing_upqueentarot925 Рік тому +86

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Urziel99
      @Urziel99 Рік тому +1548

      @@Ashley__Rose The rhythm his heart was in V-TAC (Ventricular Tachycardia), will degrade to V-FIB (Ventricular Fibrillation) which is a lethal, but shockable arrhythmia, so our poor friend is about to ride the lightning. and there are types of welding done with electricity.

    • @Ashley__Rose
      @Ashley__Rose Рік тому +128

      @@Urziel99 ohhh I see! Sounds so scary!

  • @randomcrapimake6593
    @randomcrapimake6593 Рік тому +5736

    I was told this by my cardiologist and I’ve remembered it ever since
    “The heart is a muscle, you should work to help it get stronger. But you shouldn’t work it till failure.”

    • @sophroniel
      @sophroniel 11 місяців тому +39

      yeah, the ol' rookie mistake thinking the heart is a skeletal muscle you can "work out" 😂

    • @ETEcco
      @ETEcco 11 місяців тому +112

      ​@@sophronielCardio works out your heart, you can work out your heart, just not the same way you work your arms.

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 11 місяців тому +41

      Bros trying to make you skip heart day!

    • @randomcrapimake6593
      @randomcrapimake6593 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Puddingskin01 yeah but I need to skip heart day anyway 🤣

    • @NickAsNickName
      @NickAsNickName 9 місяців тому +15

      Also fun fact,
      Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

  • @devonskinner409
    @devonskinner409 8 місяців тому +29699

    If my paramedic ever just says "hm" like a mechanic looking under the hood of a car that will never be driven again, I'll just start crying lol

    • @CyberGenesis1
      @CyberGenesis1 6 місяців тому +924

      Yknow, I actually had this happen. The paramedics gave the "hmmm" of someone DEEPLY confused by the situation. "Well, everything says you're having a heart attack, but if you were, everything we've given you should have helped by now sooooo...lets just go ahead and get you to the hospital"
      Turns out I have pretty awful chronic Pericarditis, and every time i have an EEG I have to tell them or the results look like a coloring book done by a 2yr old

    • @dagemervideos
      @dagemervideos 6 місяців тому +41

      @@CyberGenesis1 funny

    • @VR4vsR1
      @VR4vsR1 6 місяців тому +18

      I laughed too hard

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 6 місяців тому +179

      "Hmm"
      "Doctor, that sounds expensive."

    • @NoelleLajoie-n4d
      @NoelleLajoie-n4d 6 місяців тому +112

      "Well, will ya look at that" ok tell my mom I love her lmfao

  • @oscarpine7145
    @oscarpine7145 Рік тому +26473

    The moment he said energy drink I thought that "back" pain was his kidneys crying for help

    • @solarisnova9530
      @solarisnova9530 Рік тому +187

      Same

    • @libertywest5835
      @libertywest5835 Рік тому +105

      same

    • @samryon3615
      @samryon3615 Рік тому +705

      Same. It is no joke. I have stage 4 cirrhosis and my mom had a mile long list of things for me to do. I went to the store bought a bunch of monsters and red bulls. I would drink a monster redbull mixed every Am and every 4 hours while i was doing this work. On the 6th day my PCP(my Dr lives 2 houses from my mom) he said what are u drinking. Long story short ..after 6 days of drinking those i was in literally kidney failure.
      I thought my back hurt cuz i was working hard.
      Needless to say i am done with them drinks.

    • @katkat4986
      @katkat4986 Рік тому +9

      samedt

    • @potatonope9774
      @potatonope9774 Рік тому +106

      My thought was displaced heart attack pain

  • @SmokeSAS
    @SmokeSAS Рік тому +137130

    He drank 5 5 hour energies and unlocked the infamous forbidden hour of the day.
    Badger would be proud

  • @albratgaming2348
    @albratgaming2348 Рік тому +13812

    "Is he going to be able to go back to work ?"
    "No, he needs to rest for 4 weeks after that slurry energy drink and if you give him another one of those.. You will be arrested for murder."

    • @Xendra.-.
      @Xendra.-. Рік тому +146

      Period.

    • @jakevex4198
      @jakevex4198 Рік тому +320

      Actually he might still be arrested for attempted murder and they still have to get him to the hospital

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Рік тому +173

      Honestly that wouldn't even concern him, hed just complain that his worker isn't coming in and will blame him going to prison on the worker.

    • @richardm6704
      @richardm6704 Рік тому +137

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki for real, I have known bosses that would bail out their employees just so they'd be on the job site. Death would just be an inconvenience, they'd find a way around it.

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat Рік тому +95

      I had a boss who'd activitly mock an employee behind her back because she needed chemo and part time hours. So not surprised at this point.

  • @slatesin1620
    @slatesin1620 9 місяців тому +1915

    I remember getting a tilt table test, and my heart rate skyrocketed so fast it set off the emergency alarm. I'll never forget the tech's face when she looked up at it and went "....hm!"

    • @newperve
      @newperve 6 місяців тому +80

      "Things that make you go, hmm"
      - C&C music factory

    • @malcolmdarke5299
      @malcolmdarke5299 6 місяців тому +143

      "Hm!" is one of those things you *never* want to hear a medical professional say. Kinda like "Oh crap."

    • @NiceLoki
      @NiceLoki 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Hyacentcongrats you win the big stuffed bear prize!

    • @TheKosstImogen
      @TheKosstImogen 5 місяців тому +96

      I had tilt table test too, but I just passed out on mine 😅 The tech was quite apologetic/panicked but I remember slurring out "it's good data!", which calmed them down 😂

    • @bandgeekforlife406
      @bandgeekforlife406 3 місяці тому +49

      Ah yes, the tilt table test- aka- "We might have to almost kill you in order to diagnose you."
      My techs didn't say "hmmm..." but they did have the "hmmm..." look on their faces. At least, they did while I could still see them, before my vision blacked out (I didn't black out, unfortunately, but my sight was kaput). I've never gone so quickly from mildly fine to wanting to vomit out my brain and/or pass out.
      After they got me horizontal again I could barely move. Anyone else have hyperadrenergic POTS? The flood of norepinephrine pumped into my body when it felt like it was dying sort of... how to explain... shorted out my nerves? Including those of my autonomic system. So I had to consciously think about breathing, my heart was sort of freaking out for a while, and my muscles all felt like lead for the rest of the day.
      But hey, at least it confirmed my POTS diagnosis!

  • @StarKnight619
    @StarKnight619 Рік тому +31817

    every Contractor boss and retail manager on the planet
    "He's dying? Well....will he be able to come in tomorrow?"

    • @wolflinggon5664
      @wolflinggon5664 Рік тому +810

      Yeap. I had to take week off work because the muscles in my back knotted so badly that it was pulling my spine out of alignment. Was like for two days before for I went to a chiropractor (at my R/N MiL’s suggestion). Got a medical leave note from the chiropractor for 7 days off work and light work for a week after. I worked in a ice cream shop where i had to haul multiple gallons of ice cream around eight hours a day, 5-6 days a week. Plus having to put together an ice cream Machine with parts that weighed almost a third my weight. (I’m five ft 3in and 105lbs). Boss did not provide any kind of back brace for lifting heavy objects. Three days into my medical leave, my boss tried to call me in… while I was at the chiropractor again. My chiropractor ripped him a new one over the phone. Same boss also got pissed when i would not do all the usual stuff at work (which led to my back issue to begin with) for that next week. I told him he could go call the chiropractor. For those wondering why I didn’t go to the hospital: the hospital would have been SO Much more expensive. Also they would have given me muscle relaxers that may have worked and wouldn’t have realigned my spine. The chiropractor performed acupuncture, heat therapy and minor electro therapy to unknot my back muscles then very gently worked to realign my spine. Four visits to him ran me about $200 where i would have paid thousands at a hospital

    • @StarKnight619
      @StarKnight619 Рік тому +308

      @@wolflinggon5664 Yeah sounds about right. I had minor surgery on my foot and could barely walk. It was my day off, and I limped in to hand my doctors note to management and when I asked to speak with one of them, another manager spoke for me, which pissed me off.
      Told them that I surgery on my foot not my mouth and could speak for myself. Then I told them that I wouldnt be in for a week.
      Worked at Walmart at the time in the Electronics' Department. Holy shit, the mess I came back too almost made me quit but I had some bills that needed to be paid

    • @ardynamberglow3124
      @ardynamberglow3124 Рік тому +166

      I fondly remember going to the doctors one time thinking I had strep throat.
      Doctor walks in takes a look at my throat and says "Ah...That explains it. You don't have strep--You have Bronchitis." with the most nonchalant and driest delievery ever.
      He looks at me and says "Are ya working tomorrow?"
      I nod and say "Yeah." And then he just says "Yeah I wouldn't. You working Sunday?" I nodded once again and he was like "Maybe sunday..."

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому +93

      @@wolflinggon5664I imagined that the ice cream tubs were heavy (mostly gallons of frozen processed milk, and a couple tons of steel [is that metaphorical or literal, how much do those tubs weigh?] duh)
      But damn, I did not expect Ice Cream Man to be in the list of the kind of jobs where you need to do eight to twelve kinds of CrossFit to not be shredded in the torn-to-pieces kinda way.

    • @pandamannnn
      @pandamannnn Рік тому +14

      BRO FOR REAL

  • @Locahaskatexu
    @Locahaskatexu Рік тому +23684

    As a paramedic buddy of mine once said "Your heart rate shouldn't be measured in Hertz..."

    • @xscaliersolid1194
      @xscaliersolid1194 Рік тому +1155

      A little bit of irony there, as the word "hertz" means "heart" in German...
      Am I the only one amused by that fact?

    • @gentrydean3789
      @gentrydean3789 Рік тому +203

      ​@@xscaliersolid1194Well now I know!

    • @the_internet_has_ruined_me
      @the_internet_has_ruined_me Рік тому +438

      ​@@xscaliersolid1194I mean it's Herz and not Hertz, but the sound is pretty much the same.

    • @Stripesheal18
      @Stripesheal18 11 місяців тому +11

      Ha!

    • @meep5154
      @meep5154 11 місяців тому +119

      Hertz is still a measurement in German! Herz means heart!

  • @subeyguy66
    @subeyguy66 Рік тому +10636

    When your aorta is knocking on your spine, it tends to cause back pain.

    • @spudthepug
      @spudthepug Рік тому +740

      “Lemme out! Lemme out! Lemme OUT!!!”

    • @battlebear437
      @battlebear437 Рік тому +313

      For some reason, the ‘That’s Amoré’ song popped in my head reading your comment…

    • @kimberlypatton205
      @kimberlypatton205 Рік тому +51

      Yeah.. like a water balloon!

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Рік тому +45

      @@battlebear437 Thanks, I was hoping someone else said it first.

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia Рік тому +11

      Then you should have just let me in right?? Geez

  • @BigKahuna77
    @BigKahuna77 10 місяців тому +1643

    I experienced a vtach once. 250+ bpm for 3-5 min before a doctor punched me in the chest. It felt like my whole body was vibrating. Fun times and luckily no lasting issues.

    • @snjert8406
      @snjert8406 8 місяців тому +62

      A doctor punched you??? Did it help?

    • @thatonedudett
      @thatonedudett 7 місяців тому +24

      Lucky your heart didn't explode

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 7 місяців тому +110

      I don't think that was a doctor, I think that was just a man in a long white coat. XD

    • @KOKO-uu7yd
      @KOKO-uu7yd 6 місяців тому +33

      Holy shit man! No lasting damage?!? Daaaammnnn you're LUCKY! (Good doc, too, getting it to "reset" like that!)

    • @loriachaddon8497
      @loriachaddon8497 6 місяців тому +250

      It's called a Precordial Chest Thump. It is usually done from a distance of approximately 20 centimeters to the lower third of the sternum. Last I knew it was a recommended initial treatment by the AHA in ventricular tachycardia and for ventricular fibrillation.
      There are mixed results from studies on this. In some reports it has also been stated to be useful in asystole.
      As a note: There is actually a phenomenon called Commotio cordis in which a hard blow to the chest at the right moment, and right location, stops the heart. It is most commonly seen in sports, such as someone taking a baseball to the sternum. This causes ventricular fibrillation. It is usually fatal if not treated very quickly with CPR and the proper use of an AED. (VF is a shockable rhythm.) This is likely the source of the idea of the "death touch/fist of death/death punch" in martial arts.
      The more you know...
      (Yes, I am a nerd and an EMT. lol)

  • @foggyj4474
    @foggyj4474 Рік тому +8393

    This is the type of guy to fire you after requesting off because you made a doctors appointment

    • @SonOfLiberty82
      @SonOfLiberty82 Рік тому +128

      No, he probably wouldn't actually fire you, but he'd in no uncertain terms tell you that he needs you to work, so you can't take off for the appointment and instead schedule it on a day you don't have work or after hours with the threat of firing you.

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 Рік тому +12

      Well, that doesn't seem like a team player. ;-)

    • @yourgrandpa2539
      @yourgrandpa2539 11 місяців тому

      @@danielmeuler2877 yeah imagine having a stroke, truly a selfish prick that doesnt care about his family huh? (we are a family btw)

    • @karinafantomu6698
      @karinafantomu6698 11 місяців тому +16

      I mean, these types of people can try, but as long as you get evidence showing no reason from the past (as we don't know if he's gotten in trouble before), like written warnings in your file and you went to the proper people with even evidence you were having to go to the doctor, it'd blow up in the person's face

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 11 місяців тому +36

      @@karinafantomu6698 depends what state your in and how much and employer is willing to lie and Fudge paperwork.

  • @racheljensen1823
    @racheljensen1823 Рік тому +2135

    When my husband was in EMT school, they taught them "the face". The "holy crap this isn't good" panic look to be the "you'll (probably) be fine" fake look :)

    • @eldricgrubbidge6465
      @eldricgrubbidge6465 Рік тому +86

      My partner's dad is a doctor who's normal take on medical stuff is "ah, you're fine. Take an ibuprofen and sleep it off."
      But sometimes he gets all smiley and relaxed and says stuff like "oh! What kind of pain?"
      And that's when you know something is wrong.
      So bear in mind the face might work on the general public, but it won't fool people who are close to you.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 11 місяців тому

      ​@@eldricgrubbidge6465 yep, and it doesn't work well on people who know about it. I called that look on a paramedics face and then told him not to worry, my blood pressure is normally that. At which point I freaked him out after he realized I couldn't see the monitor and was going solely off the look on his face. He'd started to explain to me that it wasn't normal blood pressure until he paused mid word, looked between me and the monitor a few times, and then asked "What's your normal blood pressure?". Like "100/60, so 90/55 ain't far off". Apparently I was only 2 points off on one number and dead on for the other. He relaxed and continued on with whatever I was in the ambulance for.

    • @yzayalirian7463
      @yzayalirian7463 11 місяців тому +9

      Med school need that lesson... My very expresive face don't help😅

    • @rattlecat5968
      @rattlecat5968 10 місяців тому

      😱

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 Рік тому +47535

    "If he goes to the hospital, can he come back tomorrow for work? I really need him."

    • @drd675
      @drd675 Рік тому +1590

      and if they can't, we are going to need to guilt trip the other employees into gifting him their PTO, instead of us just taking the hit. Really need a fifth vacation home, ya know?

    • @AVisionInFur
      @AVisionInFur Рік тому +896

      Employer when he doesn’t show up the next day: “call him and tell him he’s fired for not having PTO to cover the absence because he’s only worked for us two months and employees don’t start to accrue PTO until they’ve been here at least four months. Then, when he files, tell unemployment he quit because he chose not to come to work.”

    • @mar25947
      @mar25947 Рік тому +73

      Whoa, I didn’t know they could try that 🤯

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 Рік тому +266

      "Oh by the way were taking this out of your paycheck and your going to be working free over time"

    • @OldFatSlow72
      @OldFatSlow72 Рік тому +31

      Shouldn’t have told him anything. Just slap the pads on and zap!!! Maybe some versed afterwards

  • @Badderpillar
    @Badderpillar 3 місяці тому +72

    Kid I went to high school with died this way. He was funny as hell, wish he was still around. Always be aware of what you're putting into your body and what it can do.

  • @rite2bcreative
    @rite2bcreative Рік тому +51141

    "my back hurts"
    "Yeah that's your kidneys shutting down sir"

    • @jameshersom2536
      @jameshersom2536 Рік тому +522

      Had that happen to me a few weeks ago. Wasn’t a fun experience. Twice in one week.

    • @k4fr366
      @k4fr366 Рік тому +334

      @@jameshersom2536 Now im just curious to know how that happened twice a week sounds quite impresive

    • @YvonneNonYa
      @YvonneNonYa Рік тому +138

      ​@k4fr366 maybe sepsis infection? I know when I had a kidney infection that turned sepsis do to the antibiotics not working and it spreading I techincally had 2 kidney infections in 1 week and my body was shutting down. I was in hospital for well over a month and couldn't even walk to bathroom.

    • @parisattic
      @parisattic Рік тому +137

      ​@@YvonneNonYaI'm amazed anybody survives sepsis. Were you at home and then got admitted to the hospital? Congratulations on surviving that!

    • @parisattic
      @parisattic Рік тому

      ​@@jameshersom2536Patterns help us figure things out. Hope you found an alternative that works better for you.

  • @keef920
    @keef920 Рік тому +4274

    You know what’s worse than your worker being out for a day? Getting sued by him because you gave him a heart attack

    • @BryanM86
      @BryanM86 Рік тому +43

      If you knowingly accept it and have been doing it repeatedly the court isn’t going to feel to sorry for you

    • @sean5364
      @sean5364 Рік тому +6

      It’s not a heart attack

    • @Shade01982
      @Shade01982 Рік тому +71

      @@BryanM86He could argue he was being pressured by his boss.

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 Рік тому

      OK first of all ventricle tachycardia is not a heart attack it is a elevated more than elevated heart rate which they give you a combination of different heart medication’s to slow your heart rate down to a regular beat

    • @NixyRose72
      @NixyRose72 Рік тому +16

      And kidney and bladder stones and failure, liver issues etc, etc
      Be careful what you put into your body. It determines what your body is willing to do for you!!
      Love y'all ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Go_Fly_Alex
    @Go_Fly_Alex 11 місяців тому +19487

    *Mans heart explodes out of his chest.*
    Boss - “you’re still coming in tomorrow right?”

    • @JarrodFrates
      @JarrodFrates 10 місяців тому +147

      I had kind of a reverse of that. I do IT security consulting and we had a new client to fly out to. We got an email over the weekend that he had to push the start time on Monday from 9:00 to 10:00 for a doctor's appointment. When we got there, we learned it was for a follow-up from the heart attack he'd had *the previous Thursday*. He didn't tell us about it because he didn't want us to have to change our schedule and rebook travel. We told him that we would gladly have changed it up so he could rest a bit. Our billable hours aren't more important than the client's life. (Besides, if he dies, we might have to start the sales process over from scratch.)

    • @TheGraveyardWriter
      @TheGraveyardWriter 9 місяців тому +68

      I’m having a valve replacement next week and my employer asked me if I’ll be able to come into work after.

    • @5tarSailor
      @5tarSailor 8 місяців тому +72

      ​@@TheGraveyardWriter shit dude. I'd personally tell them to fuck off but I know every situation is different. That sucks. Sorry you have an employer like that

    • @TheGraveyardWriter
      @TheGraveyardWriter 8 місяців тому +32

      @@5tarSailor it is what it is man , some people are just stupid.

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu 8 місяців тому +38

      Capitalism at its finest.

  • @MilitaristTurkcu
    @MilitaristTurkcu 8 місяців тому +235

    Imagine you drink a preworkout mix slushie and your heart decides to be a speaker playing an extremely bass boosted song

  • @faolan2174
    @faolan2174 Рік тому +6658

    I had a health teacher tell a story about when he was in college. He had stayed up all night studying for an exam, so to stay awake for it, he binged a bunch of caffeinated drinks. In the middle of the exam, his heart stopped and he had to go to the hospital.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ Рік тому +614

      Did he pass?

    • @Gojoe107
      @Gojoe107 Рік тому +942

      ​@@EGRJ I think the term is "expire"

    • @SurrealInfection
      @SurrealInfection Рік тому +304

      @@EGRJ I like the way you think.

    • @DrewKime
      @DrewKime Рік тому +526

      I caffeine-binge-studied for a final in college. During the test I lost my sense of time. I answered 3 questions in 12 seconds, then stared at the next one for 5 minutes before I realized I wasn't reading it.

    • @jemmmorrison8608
      @jemmmorrison8608 Рік тому +57

      ​@Drew Kime of all the times I've done those "fun times"... I'll pass and stick with a different life, thank you!!!

  • @TheSpoopyNovlys
    @TheSpoopyNovlys Рік тому +50017

    “The heart is a muscle and therefore should be worked until failure” -Some gym bro probably

    • @therandomloller1384
      @therandomloller1384 Рік тому +355

      Underrated comment 😁😆👌

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee Рік тому +414

      One more rep

    • @charliebeaux4059
      @charliebeaux4059 Рік тому +67

      HAHAHAHA

    • @my_name_is_rhyme
      @my_name_is_rhyme Рік тому +246

      This is hilarious. UA-cam left a little rating thing on your comment, and I gave it an "excellent" rating with the reason being "funny"

    • @djnone8137
      @djnone8137 Рік тому +114

      The liver is a muscle I'm attempting to exercise till failure

  • @1noduncle
    @1noduncle Рік тому +10222

    ems showed up hooked me up told me my heart rate was 250-270 bpm and my blood pressure was apocalypse levels the look in his face before he radioed the hospital was priceless

    • @Bttrycd
      @Bttrycd Рік тому +624

      Fr i had a nurse look at me like that at a blood bank once lmao. Had just gotten out of gym and drank a rockstar energy 3 hrs before... 230/250 is apparently not good for a 5'5" 160lbs 16 y/o with a high possibility of having heart proplems later 🤷🏼‍♂

    • @SJB84RI
      @SJB84RI Рік тому +105

      I had mine over 240 nurse freaked lol

    • @Ryan-op7yd
      @Ryan-op7yd Рік тому +379

      ​@@Bttrycd my guy I don't think 230/250 is good for anyone unless you're a shrew

    • @Yes_Alex_Cook
      @Yes_Alex_Cook Рік тому +119

      ​@@BttrycdAre you sure it was 230? That's fucking INSANE for anyone that size.

    • @adamrozek5782
      @adamrozek5782 Рік тому +53

      Damn guys im 180 pounds 6ft maybe more, 15yo oldie. And i had the same problem😂 i drank a monster energy drink 3 days in a row before the test while walkin to school at fresh hours and working out, even tho it was extra cold outside😂😂😂. If i recall correctly my bpm was 220 and pulse 100, overally i wasn't feeling bad nor shitty. My ass just was tired half a week into the month😂❤

  • @Keyboard6304
    @Keyboard6304 2 місяці тому +37

    Fun fact, when something is wrong with your insides, your body doesn't quite know where to send the signals to, it will send pain signals to your back, chest, or both

  • @TalabAlSahra
    @TalabAlSahra Рік тому +22746

    My hip!
    My back!
    My hearts in V-Tach!

  • @California_Doge
    @California_Doge Рік тому +16352

    Got a call for a "Cardiac Arrest." We arrive on scene and the guy who called walks out perfectly fine. I ask him "Whats going on? why did you call 911?" He tells me he thinks hes having a heart attack. I ask him " have you had a heart attack before?" he says no. I ask " how do you know youre having a heart attack?" He tells me "Because after I did Coke, I started feeling my heart beat real fast...."
    Ah....very well, lets get you on the monitor.

    • @murkyturkey5238
      @murkyturkey5238 Рік тому +1029

      I feel his anxiety though 😂

    • @OsiDio
      @OsiDio Рік тому +1196

      Your "Ah" explains it all. Lol so many questions suddenly answered

    • @Willowposting
      @Willowposting Рік тому +778

      At least bro is honest

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому

      @Tristqn Ejdjeh Hey man, with people cutting fentanyl into everything now, better safe than sorry.

    • @ryanhogge8
      @ryanhogge8 Рік тому +168

      I think that I had a heart attack about two years ago. Extreme chest arm and back pain out of nowhere, got real sweaty for about 20 minutes.
      Never went to a hospital or told anyone about it. But I thought that was it for me there when it was happening.

  • @Anxess
    @Anxess 11 місяців тому +18460

    A boss asking if his employee can still go back to work when he is almost having a heart attack is the most accurate boss shit ever

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 9 місяців тому +16

      I think that that's his parent

    • @Kitsune1989
      @Kitsune1989 9 місяців тому +132

      I had a fever that quickly spiked to dangerous levels while I was on break. I went from just being miserable to not being able to walk up stairs and hallucinating within half an hr. They still wanted me to finish my shift. Never seen a paramedic go pale quite that fast. Turned out I had bery bad walking pneumonia with complications and shouldn't have even been conscious days before thanks to a broken rib that I thought I had only cracked and was ignoring (there's not much they can do for cracked ribs anyway, figured I'd save myself the 14hrs waiting for a doctor to see me in the er).

    • @Oonagh72
      @Oonagh72 8 місяців тому +116

      …and when they find out dude is really sick they say “It’s not my fault! Can I get sued for this?”

    • @Violetbunnyfish
      @Violetbunnyfish 8 місяців тому +63

      I was electrocuted at work once and my entire arm went numb, and my boss insisted I keep on working for an additional 20-25 minutes afterward until I could be replaced.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 8 місяців тому +23

      That's how you know these are all true

  • @mortifinkenbein9559
    @mortifinkenbein9559 6 місяців тому +131

    "... and welding is gonna have a hole different meaning to you soon". Made my day! :D

    • @jakemelinko
      @jakemelinko 3 місяці тому +6

      I don't get it

    • @phoenixfire8978
      @phoenixfire8978 3 місяці тому +52

      @@jakemelinko When someone gets shocked with the paddles it’s sometimes called welding

    • @AF-my3xy
      @AF-my3xy 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@phoenixfire8978 Thank you for this explanation!

    • @Lulph
      @Lulph 2 місяці тому +1

      @@phoenixfire8978 thanks, dude...

    • @cornyr9735
      @cornyr9735 Місяць тому

      ​@@phoenixfire8978thanks. I didn't get it either

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames Рік тому +4461

    Yeah, I remember when my tachycardia kicked in once while I was in school. I got sent to the nurse's office, the one who saw me being one of those "don't come to me unless you're actively dying" sorts. She took my pulse and her whole demeanor changed.
    After a minute, she looked over at the other nurse and said "I can't get a proper count, his pulse is too fast."
    Needless to say, I was off to the hospital very quickly.

    • @cindylou3205
      @cindylou3205 Рік тому +504

      I was at lunch in first grade and the girl in front of me SAW my heart beating fast and told the monitor. She was no nonsense and thought she was freaking out over nothing, and was rolling her eyes when she put her hand on my chest for like 3 seconds... then bodily lifted me out my seat and ran to the office. Fun, isn't it? I had SVT.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +255

      At least y’all got treatment I got told to suck it up when I had fluid in my lungs, my buddy was watching ice packs melt on my head in a matter of minutes and yet it was no big deal to the nurses.

    • @HitomiOokami
      @HitomiOokami Рік тому +164

      As a "Brittle" type 1 diabetic, who also had too many of /those/ types of nurse on shift from elementary to high school.. they are at times the utter worst. especially cuz I'd have to go to the office /a lot/ that was part of the brittle in brittle t1 diabetic.. I was also prone to nosebleeds that would take ages to stop regardless of how much pressure one put in the "right spot" (they would say i was not holding it right) like I get it they prob get a bunch of kids trying to ditch class but I was one'a those odd ducks that actually enjoyed school (not that they would believe me). I still remember going to nurse in high school once with a extremely stubborn 3.2 blood sugar (Canadian diabetic #. multiply by 18 to get USA. it's really low, some pass out at 4.5) an she didn't believe me till I showed her the kit, and then made me take another reading in front of her... only then was it get the glucagon kit and a trip to the hospital cuz the kit was outdated and juice boxes I'd downed where doing absolutely nothing.

    • @nrgbunni.
      @nrgbunni. Рік тому +85

      My heartrate gets to 180 because of my tachycardia i have to take beta blockers for it. Whenever paramedics or hospital stsff see my pulse above 115 they freak out to which i say thats normal for me

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Рік тому +6

      Well you sure showed her

  • @omigodausername
    @omigodausername Рік тому +18141

    When your boss is trying to literally kill you.

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 Рік тому +155

      been there, honestly not fun

    • @jellifish9389
      @jellifish9389 Рік тому +254

      Modern capitalism is ethical and cool and good

    • @justinb864
      @justinb864 Рік тому +190

      @@jellifish9389 Capitalism was even worse in the past. Working-class made a lot of gains for safety. The whole system is still generally exploitive and shitty, but workers now at least don’t have it as bad as workers did in the Industrial Revolution.

    • @notcrazy6288
      @notcrazy6288 Рік тому +84

      @@jellifish9389 Oh please. Was communism better? Socialism? Mercantilism? Feudalism? Greedy bosses have existed ever since Chief Ragrag tossed Thugthug out of the cave and told him to come back with a deer or not at all.

    • @noelle8016
      @noelle8016 Рік тому +186

      ​@@notcrazy6288 maybe the fact that their all shitty means we need a better system?

  • @mattdiliberto4967
    @mattdiliberto4967 Рік тому +995

    Nothing that ends in "slurry" will ever enter my body.

    • @ffkkekednddndn2078
      @ffkkekednddndn2078 Рік тому +24

      Immortality slurry?

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 Рік тому +52

      ​@@ffkkekednddndn2078fuck no, I don't wanna live forever and have to watch all that I love and know fall away from me over and over again

    • @ffkkekednddndn2078
      @ffkkekednddndn2078 Рік тому

      @@specimenx4139 you can share it

    • @ffkkekednddndn2078
      @ffkkekednddndn2078 Рік тому +20

      @@specimenx4139 superman power slurry

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 Рік тому +32

      @@ffkkekednddndn2078 Now that one I see far less issue with

  • @cheesydanishgaming3333
    @cheesydanishgaming3333 10 місяців тому +51

    “And to answer your question, no he isn’t gonna be able to go back to work, you can go ahead and clock him out”

  • @StoriesAndMemesAndStuff
    @StoriesAndMemesAndStuff Рік тому +6188

    "What do you mean my heart? I said my back hurts. My heart is in the front..." probably.

    • @shennyboi110
      @shennyboi110 Рік тому +49

      😂 We hope so…

    • @sarahadams7332
      @sarahadams7332 Рік тому +319

      Literally what my mom said when she had a heart attack.

    • @leonelmartinez2486
      @leonelmartinez2486 Рік тому +377

      His kidneys processing those drinks: 👀👀👀👀

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 Рік тому +78

      To be fair the heart is posterior to the sternum

    • @Thememester439
      @Thememester439 Рік тому +320

      "Well sir, your hear WAS in the front, but some of those beeps we're hearing are actually your heart bouncing all around like a pinball because whatever you drank is not something anyone should ever drink."

  • @Cheeto_Fingerz
    @Cheeto_Fingerz Рік тому +3346

    “My back is hurting” Yes sir that’s because your heart is about to trigger a flashpoint event and enter the speed force through your spinal cord.

    • @NerveUnderscore
      @NerveUnderscore 9 місяців тому +23

      I love Flash references

    • @omereraslan798
      @omereraslan798 9 місяців тому +4

      Same

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 8 місяців тому +5

      I feel like this is the place to ask, I understood all of these jokes except the welding reference.
      Since when so body parts "weld" ?

    • @Cheeto_Fingerz
      @Cheeto_Fingerz 8 місяців тому +15

      @@Mygg_JeagerI think what he meant by that was, that this dudes heart is basically about to move so fast, that the heat energy it puts out is gonna cause it to start glowing red-hot... kind of like a welding rod. The faster something moves, the more heat energy is generated.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Cheeto_Fingerz
      Never in a million years was I gonna get that lol

  • @kathyrau9551
    @kathyrau9551 Рік тому +3112

    Those power drinks are no joke. They make your heart rate go up if you drink a lot of them.
    I lost a good friend to him drinking several power drinks at once.

  • @ragingidiot2842
    @ragingidiot2842 10 місяців тому +16

    “Um, that’s your heart using your spine as a door knocker.”

  • @apjtv2540
    @apjtv2540 Рік тому +1801

    I don't think there are many more terrifying noises in healthcare than hearing a paramedic giving a slightly surprised "...hmm".

    • @SoarMallard
      @SoarMallard Рік тому +61

      Especially after they say something like "at your age this shouldnt be be a worry" then they take a the long hmmmmm, hits wrong

    • @fludderkiddie
      @fludderkiddie Рік тому +28

      That or hearing the medic exclaim “oh, sh!t!” After hooking you up to said monitor while you’re in the middle of telling the nice EMT lady that you’re cold…
      Idk what happened after that- I was told
      I was 2 BP points away from not having a BP, which I suppose explains the whole being cold, losing consciousness and “oh sh!t” comment from the medic.
      On the bright side, I was too sick to care and used to being too sick to care @ the time.

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 Рік тому +7

      ​@@fludderkiddiebro are you ok? (now)

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому

      Try hearing your heart beat but it is the only thing you hear 😂

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому

      ​@@fludderkiddiethat sounds like hypotension

  • @TangoCharlieAlpha
    @TangoCharlieAlpha Рік тому +565

    My favorite is when you feel your heart beat skip and stop for just like 2 seconds, and then just carry on like nothing every happened. Amazing.

    • @jsunshinejull
      @jsunshinejull Рік тому +38

      Yeah, the PVCs! Isn't that such a wild feeling? It's really distracting though.

    • @audi_anon9173
      @audi_anon9173 Рік тому +3

      😮

    • @Hunter-is-gay-af
      @Hunter-is-gay-af Рік тому +9

      I slipped on one of those magnetic building blocks and i felt my heart skip a beat, it didn't stop though

    • @JamesWhite-pv3or
      @JamesWhite-pv3or 11 місяців тому +28

      Ok so it’s not just me. It almost feels like flutters. Like an excited feeling

    • @Falloutwiz21
      @Falloutwiz21 11 місяців тому +22

      Yeah happens to me a lot. Actually got told by my nerologist to get it looked at (adhd meds can impact heart rate and as he put it better to be told your over reacting than wind up dead) and turns out I have non serious things like extra PVCs that are not constant, a mital valve flap thats a little too long and bows slightly, and a stronger than normal connection to I think it was the sinus nerve? Or am I thinking of the Vagus nerve? The thing that controls heart rythm.

  • @blueberryskyline
    @blueberryskyline Рік тому +839

    When you're heart is a metronome for heavy metal... it's probably a good thing you listen to metal. You know what's coming.

    • @alertsquirrel
      @alertsquirrel Рік тому +52

      The breakdown?😅

    • @jakefromspace4659
      @jakefromspace4659 Рік тому +28

      I’m thinking either Chop Suey or Don’t fear the Reaper.

    • @blueberryskyline
      @blueberryskyline Рік тому +5

      @@alertsquirrel haha yes

    • @blueberryskyline
      @blueberryskyline Рік тому +12

      @Jake from Space both good choices. I'm going with reaper though. Fits the situation way better

    • @brandywineblue
      @brandywineblue Рік тому +7

      I'm thinking double bass drum speed metal

  • @mountaindesert34788
    @mountaindesert34788 3 місяці тому +4

    You're such a good actor! You make it easy to forget that you're all of these characters! I hope your channel is successful, you deserve it!
    I found you from your video on what to do if you're alone choking. That video was excellent and good information but I had no idea how humorous the rest of your channel was going to be! Much love and respect to you!

  • @infernalphantom7571
    @infernalphantom7571 Рік тому +905

    “What’s that mean?” “It means we’re lucky your heart hasn’t exploded yet.”

    • @HurlingMongroach
      @HurlingMongroach Рік тому +9

      I took ecstasy and literally was sent home just to have more seizures with a bpm 245 and they were like whatever 😅 it may have been fake molly but also i have health issues and ecstasy now is being cut with bath salts and meth often

    • @OD_30
      @OD_30 Рік тому

      @@HurlingMongroachdamn

    • @angel2jimenez219
      @angel2jimenez219 Рік тому +1

      ​@@HurlingMongroachgotta have a test kit for that stuff i don't take anyones word for it.

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 Рік тому

      ​@@angel2jimenez219or you just take ectasy

  • @kreatuslucina
    @kreatuslucina Рік тому +21499

    Had a buddy I Iraq shotgun three 5hour energy and two monsters. Mid patrol he collapses and the medic can't find a pulse because his heart was beating so fast you couldn't feel it in a vein. Medic gets a monitor on him and then you hear a quiet "holy fuck". Medic jabs him with morphine and we have to carry him back to the trucks and we drove straight to Balad because we knew our aid station couldn't handle this.
    Long story short, 5hour energy was banned in our battalion and only water could be used on patrol. We got inspections before patrol for "contraband". Guy lived by the way.

    • @98765zach
      @98765zach Рік тому +940

      Yeah sounds like the army guys I know

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +1594

      Okay thats on the list of phrases of things you DONT wanna hear the paramedics day

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones Рік тому +827

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 yea, and that goes double for combat medics.

    • @thomasthomasthomas296
      @thomasthomasthomas296 Рік тому +466

      @@Shaun_Joneshow much caffeine and sugar did this guy consume????? you shouldn't consume 2 of either of those in short time span let alone 5 of em

    • @crystalsiner697
      @crystalsiner697 Рік тому +491

      Dudes heart was going so fast it went past The Fast & The Furious stage and made him witness The Event Horizon. 😮🤯

  • @MarzieMalfoy
    @MarzieMalfoy Рік тому +2293

    This could also be on an episode of "Things you don't want hear the EMTs say".... "Hmmm"😂

    • @SA_Vengarr
      @SA_Vengarr Рік тому +58

      I've had to train myself not to say that. Also "Interesting".

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 Рік тому +43

      I would assume "uh-oh" is also on the things you never want to hear an emt say

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 Рік тому +32

      “Oops” is another word that you never want to hear.

    • @tabletoparcade4203
      @tabletoparcade4203 Рік тому +15

      "Welding is going to have a whole different meaning to you soon".

    • @fienej157
      @fienej157 Рік тому +10

      It's right up there with "huh..."

  • @triclopsgamer5934
    @triclopsgamer5934 10 місяців тому +22

    "Oh yeah bro. Right to the Dome!" I love this line.

  • @Mercado99
    @Mercado99 11 місяців тому +1067

    I'll never forget the paramedics face as he told me my heart was very angry. It was bouncing between 40 and 150 every second.

    • @snjert8406
      @snjert8406 8 місяців тому +31

      Whoa. That doesn't sound good :0

    • @Kalavani-vz2cz
      @Kalavani-vz2cz 8 місяців тому +56

      ​@@snjert8406not good is something I would not say how in the name of god is his heart is still functional

    • @mike4402
      @mike4402 8 місяців тому +64

      Yeah same, I'd get sleepy and check my smart watch and my bpm is in the 30s, freak out, jump up and it spikes up to 160, cardiologist just shrugs.

    • @Becks-and-books
      @Becks-and-books 7 місяців тому

      @@mike4402it took about exactly a decade from me first seeking help for my heart to now finally getting help with it... it's so annoying how doctors don't really listen. I'd get episodes of super high heart rates that'll go on for 30 sec to ~2hrs, but bc no monitor could catch it I was dismissed. Recording the episodes on the EKG on my watch is what helped.
      Try to see if the HeartWatch app helps, and some sleep tracker where it can track your heart + breathing, and try to catch it with an EKG if possible. You've likely done this but if you haven't, highly suggest.

    • @anayarey
      @anayarey 6 місяців тому

      Why was that though?

  • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
    @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx Рік тому +290

    Being cardioverted while conscious is rare, and not pleasant. It’s like having an angry Clydesdale kick you in the chest.

    • @diego2112gaming
      @diego2112gaming Рік тому +21

      Can confirm. It sucks *major* big time.

    • @honeybadgerdontcare
      @honeybadgerdontcare Рік тому +12

      That just sounds like an ugly time. Hope you're feeling better!

    • @tessamarie8698
      @tessamarie8698 Рік тому +25

      Can confirm from too Many drugs on an 18th birthday. All I can say is the words “pain” and “shitty” don’t do it nearly enough justice. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

    • @diego2112gaming
      @diego2112gaming Рік тому +18

      @@tessamarie8698 See, I saw someone say the other day "Ya know, I *would* wish these things on my worst enemy," and then gave the reasoning behind it, and... after seeing that video, I tend to agree. I don't know if a parasite can have a bad day, but I would one hundo percent wish that kind of pain on malaria! (John from VlogBrothers was talking about TB, was a funny video)

    • @Sn1peralex
      @Sn1peralex Рік тому +1

      I hate the smell

  • @empressofdragons18
    @empressofdragons18 Рік тому +262

    if I remember correctly it was VTAC that my father was experiencing on the night we took him to the hospital. I remember sitting at the foot of his ER bed watching the heart monitor go from 90-something to about 200 in under a minute. It was terrifying and he nearly died, but thanks to the ambulance crew that listened to my mom and sister and I and took him to the hospital and the hospital’s amazing staff, he’s still with us nearly a year later.

    • @Horsegirl2024
      @Horsegirl2024 11 місяців тому +5

      Glad everything turned out fine!! 😊 any issue like that is terrifying to be in!

  • @clocksurfer
    @clocksurfer 8 місяців тому +4

    Synchronized cardioversion in the field. EMS GOLD!!!

  • @Helo735
    @Helo735 Рік тому +16982

    A medic is one person on this planet you never wanna hear go "Hmm...."
    Holy crap, 10k likes. 🤣

    • @thatvolvoguy6565
      @thatvolvoguy6565 Рік тому +76

      Yep 😂

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Рік тому +377

      "that shouldn't be in there..."

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 Рік тому +312

      When they start triple and quadruple checking their monitor electrode placement that you personally watched them place correctly

    • @dr.oobleck2317
      @dr.oobleck2317 Рік тому +156

      "Oh no, that's wrong" probably would scare me more

    • @barowt
      @barowt Рік тому +79

      Oh no, and uh oh, also.. even worse, when they walk in a look at your chart for a minute then says, oh God okay..

  • @jakub_paints6775
    @jakub_paints6775 Рік тому +844

    I was born with a whole heart, i am gonna use the whole heart!

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx Рік тому +68

      “I paid for the whole heart rate range so I’m going to use the whole heart rate range.”

    • @CW-hw8nu
      @CW-hw8nu Рік тому +50

      Born with a whole brain too. People tend to ignore chunks of that thing.

    • @sunstripe85
      @sunstripe85 Рік тому +4

      Lmao this was the best comment 🤣

    • @kristincusick1342
      @kristincusick1342 Рік тому +10

      The whole thing….all at once.

  • @stephenballard3759
    @stephenballard3759 Рік тому +732

    My heart rate hit 240 when I went into SVT. That was a weird feeling. Didn't hurt, but my vision started going white after 10 minutes, and the flutter felt like my shirt was going to fly off.
    Thank God for CathLab.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Рік тому +57

      Shit! Never had my vision go *white*. I've had it go black and I've seen the stars, but if my vision goes white I'm about to say "Father into your hands I commend my spirit, if anyone can hear me tell my family I love them."

    • @adhdhamster
      @adhdhamster Рік тому +43

      I have SVT too and that's about what I hit too. It went on for 6 hours while I was working (at a doctor's office) because he insisted it was probably anxiety 🙄 another nurse finally got sick of it and just did and EKG and brought it too him in a room with a pt. He walked out and told me we can either call an ambulance or have one of the girls here drive you over to the ER (it was basically across the street)
      Like mofo you had me dealing with this for 6 hrs!! 😑 Ended up having to get adenosine twice 🥲 12/10 do not recommend lol

    • @stephenballard3759
      @stephenballard3759 Рік тому +14

      @adhdhamster Six hours?
      A lot of people would run out of electrolytes in under one hour and die.

    • @adhdhamster
      @adhdhamster Рік тому +13

      @@stephenballard3759 I wasn't sweating or anything. I was just in SVT the whole time. It was pretty awful.

    • @MrPerson61
      @MrPerson61 Рік тому +11

      @@adhdhamster Same, I have SVT as well, I don't get blurred vision or anything like that, my heart just beats extremely fast out of rhythm. Sometimes its only a few minutes, but one time in high school it went all night. Had to try to sleep with my chest just pounding.

  • @dagashi84
    @dagashi84 7 місяців тому +18

    “Welding is going to have a whole different meaning to you soon!” Hahahahaha! Loved this

    • @jordanhunter3375
      @jordanhunter3375 5 місяців тому

      They gonna weld a pole to his back?

    • @dagashi84
      @dagashi84 5 місяців тому +10

      @@jordanhunter3375 No, what’s happening is that there is something in the “pre-work out slurry” that he was given that is driving his heart into a crazy fast rate (normal heart rate : 60-100; his is in excess of 200).
      Jason has described a Ventricular Tachychardia (V-Tach) and one of the ways to treat this; especially when a patient is unstable, is to defibrillate. That means putting two electrical conducting pads on your chest and running a current somewhere between 200-1000 volts, hoping it will “reset” your heart and let it beat normally again. Hence the pun on “welding”.
      I’m not sure about the back pain but I think it’s meant to be an atypical symptom of V-Tach. Most people with complain of chest or generalised symptoms.

  • @Aerowind
    @Aerowind Рік тому +851

    For anyone confused, "Pre-workout" is apparently a supplement that you take well, pre-workout, which is basically energy drink + other stuff. I was trying to figure out why an energy drink before a workout was bad. So dude was basically mixing caffeine with more caffeine.

    • @Crocoroar
      @Crocoroar Рік тому +33

      Im more confused about why welding would have a different meaning to him. Am I the only one who didnt get the joke?

    • @thomquiri9860
      @thomquiri9860 Рік тому +30

      @@Crocoroar I guess that's what the thingys they put in your arteries are called. Not sure tho

    • @toastybowl
      @toastybowl Рік тому +35

      ​@@Crocoroarpresumably referring to severe spinal treatment of fusing adjacent vertebrae

    • @patti6178
      @patti6178 Рік тому +5

      caffeine-ception

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 Рік тому +5

      Bro found the infinite caffeine glitch

  • @Justaperson354
    @Justaperson354 Рік тому +357

    My neighbor complained of back pain after using pre workout powder for a while and came over to tell me (any doctor or anyone in the medical field you know when people know your job ask random questions about their health) and I told him he should stop using it, get an appointment with a cardiologist and then make sure his kidneys are alright. He then told me “it’s not kidney pain I’ve had kidney issues in the past” I stood there slack jawed. People are so weird sometimes. He did eventually go to the ER because I called EMS because he drank his usual caffeine death smoothie but his body was fed up, went into VT thankfully he works out in his garage with it open and I was checking the mail.

    • @private-local-enemy
      @private-local-enemy Рік тому +29

      lol that guy
      >“it’s not kidney pain I’ve had kidney issues in the past”
      this same logic got both my parents a one way trip to the crematorium

    • @Justaperson354
      @Justaperson354 Рік тому +21

      @@private-local-enemy yeah it’s the same logic I’ve dealt with when I had patents that said “it’s impossible to get into a crash I’ve already been in one!” When I begged my patient to stop drunk driving after he drove himself to the ER because of chest pain and he was stone cold drunk and having an anxiety attack from the antidepressants he took while drinking -.- some people can’t be helped
      I’m sorry to hear about your parents but I love your sense of humor. Dark humor is the way us healthcare workers cope! You either are one or you’d be a great one you got the stomach for it!

    • @King42089
      @King42089 Рік тому +4

      @@private-local-enemy Bro mine too, old people are different...

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Рік тому +4

      ​@@private-local-enemyI'm so sorry for laughing as hard as I am at that last sentence

    • @kd5nrh
      @kd5nrh Рік тому +7

      @@private-local-enemy generally, all trips to the crematorium are one way.

  • @Maou_Asmodeus
    @Maou_Asmodeus Рік тому +278

    you never wanna hear a paramedic make that specific 'hmm'

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo Рік тому +7

      or a "uh" also if your medic got a look that says "that's weird" yeah, not really a good thing for you.

  • @JenniferStisher-lt5bm
    @JenniferStisher-lt5bm 10 місяців тому +18

    "Welding is going to have a whole different meaning to you!"Lol 😉

  • @KinGizzard
    @KinGizzard Рік тому +3971

    I told someone that I was going to drink half of a 5 Hour Energy. She almost yells at me, "Don't drink those! They're dangerous! My niece drank THREE of them and ended up in the hospital!"
    My friend overheard this and interjects, "Yeah, if you're stupid enough to drink three of them, you deserve to go to the hospital."

    • @logitimate
      @logitimate Рік тому +158

      Three 5 Hour Energies is 600 mg caffeine (720 if they were extra-strength) which is a lot, but not "need to go to the hospital" levels, at least for most people. I once had twice that (in caffeine pills) within 2 hours back in undergrad, and I was . . . pretty weird for a while, but not in any sort of distress. Of course, my caffeine tolerance was pretty nuts at that point . . .

    • @KinGizzard
      @KinGizzard Рік тому +129

      @@logitimate I'm sure it's all subjective I drink one can of Coke after 2pm, and I can't fall asleep until 11-12...

    • @Go4Noctis
      @Go4Noctis Рік тому +34

      @@logitimate gonna be a body weight issue

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 Рік тому +84

      @@logitimate 1800mg of caffeine is definitely way more than enough to be in the "need to go to the hospital range". up to 400mg a day is considered safe, and "The FDA estimates toxic effects, like seizures, can be observed with rapid consumption of around 1,200 milligrams of caffeine"

    • @logitimate
      @logitimate Рік тому +27

      @@picgmr1575 I took 1200 mg (twice 600), not 1800, and as for the FDA estimate, that undoubtedly depends heavily on tolerance (and lean body mass, for that matter).

  • @scottthewaterwarrior
    @scottthewaterwarrior Рік тому +943

    Very glad my work is understanding of medical issues. I was working at camp this summer, and during a long outdoor activity I started to feel quite faint. Told my boss he needed to take over with the kids cause I was feeling so poorly and he was like "It's OK, I got this, go inside, cool off, and get checked out at the nurse's office." Nurse figured I got heat exhation. I felt really bad that I basically had to stop doing my job an hour early, but the higher ups were just like "No, you had to take care of yourself, that comes first!"

    • @maxwilson7001
      @maxwilson7001 Рік тому +63

      Dude I work at a summer camp who practically did the same thing for me, although my issue was electrolyte depletion. I love it when people are actual humans

    • @heidimisfeldt5685
      @heidimisfeldt5685 Рік тому +32

      Unheard of, God bless them. Gotta value such wonderful people.

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 Рік тому +28

      Damn that's sounds nice. I worked at a charcoal plant till they recently layed me off, so glad that happened. Someone shut the door to an enclosed space I was in, cause some corporate asshat was coming thru and they wanted it to look nice. Started feeling dizzy from lighter fluid fumes from instant light charcoal, walked out to find the door shut, no oxygen. When I went to the on site nurse I was blatantly accused of taking drugs. I'm 19 and don't even drink much. Ended up having damage to my throat and lungs.

    • @prettyhatemachine8887
      @prettyhatemachine8887 Рік тому +12

      In my country this is the norm. If you tell your boss that you're not feeling well, and they say something that isn't along the lines of "do you want the day off?", they could lose their job for that. Same with calling off sick from work. you don't even need to call them, you can just text, and all they're allowed to say is "feel better". They don't even ask you when do you feel like you could get back to work, they'll usually just call a couple of days later to ask you if you're feeling any better, and if you say "yes", then they'll ask you if you feel well enough to come back to work this week.

    • @brendalg4
      @brendalg4 Рік тому +15

      ​@@asingularkriegsman3316hope you sued. My dad worked at a plant where there was some type of safety device in use for some reason I don't remember. They wanted him to remove the device. He wouldn't do it. If he would have done what they said, he would have killed somebody. He also saved the plant from a fire and they were mad at him that he didn't refill the extinguisher.

  • @drac2you816
    @drac2you816 3 місяці тому

    I absolutely LOVE all these "real things" vids. Not only funny but also the portrayal abilities of this dude!! Keep 'em coming, please! My late Ma was an LPN & I enjoyed hearing her stories of the 11p-7a shift at the county hospital. Thank you for giving me that same thrill of medical stories of the ER. You rule!

  • @DragonessDemik
    @DragonessDemik Рік тому +317

    My mom recently began having heart problems like this. First time it happened she thought maybe our pulse ox was going crazy cause it was bouncing back and forth from 80 to 240. She had me check her pulse and I had to say, "Nope, it's right. I can't even count as fast as your heart is beating. Time to call the ambulance." They've got it under control with meds now but it was pretty wild.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z Рік тому +8

      If you need a cattle auctioneer to count your heart beats, you've got an issue on your hands.

  • @ianmitchell5979
    @ianmitchell5979 Рік тому +312

    Hope that guy found a better job. Or at least a better boss.

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 Рік тому +12

      In construction, you really won’t.

    • @Stadtpark90
      @Stadtpark90 Рік тому +6

      Well, actually it’s three times the same guy…

    • @nickchabot1302
      @nickchabot1302 Рік тому

      @@Stadtpark90so better meds

    • @nonyanae2
      @nonyanae2 Рік тому

      ​@@Stadtpark90 They're based on real stories

  • @Whydidmyhandlechange414
    @Whydidmyhandlechange414 Рік тому +2293

    Yeah that backache is likely cardiac in nature 😂

    • @user-wr3vt8uq4s
      @user-wr3vt8uq4s Рік тому +97

      I was thinking kidney issues, like stones.

    • @Whydidmyhandlechange414
      @Whydidmyhandlechange414 Рік тому +170

      @@user-wr3vt8uq4s energy drinks and a heart rate over 200 is more likely cardiac in nature than kidney stones. The rate means the heart is likely to have some ischaemia, causing pain. This can be chest pain, shoulder, arm, jaw, backache or even stomach

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +63

      If his heart rate is that high, his BP is likely through the roof as well and the renal artery gets about 1/4 of the cardiac output going through it.

    • @DamiesEvilTwin
      @DamiesEvilTwin Рік тому +86

      I wish more people knew how often back pain has links to cardiac problems. Like we sometimes learn about it wrt women having heart attacks but it's not just women this can happen to.

    • @itisjambo
      @itisjambo Рік тому +34

      Also, with that kind of blood pressure, aortic aneurysm is a possibility, which can present as back pain

  • @Nomaken2
    @Nomaken2 3 місяці тому +6

    I love how you really feel like there are 3 people in this room.

  • @menorak
    @menorak Рік тому +300

    "Well, if all his problem is with his heart, why didn't he just say so? I have a slurry for that!"

    • @alexw.7097
      @alexw.7097 Рік тому +2

      "Oh, heart problems? Two more servings of slurry should make that stop!"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +3

      ​@@alexw.7097 Yeah, I don't think he'd have heart complaints ever again.

  • @larrygeorge3988
    @larrygeorge3988 Рік тому +297

    if i ever need a paramedic, he's gotta be as humorous as this guy

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 6 місяців тому +5

      Most are. Dark humor is a coping mechanism for Emergency Responders.

  • @shakaama
    @shakaama Рік тому +75

    I was in an accident where I died for a second, came back to life, helicopters flying over, radio announcing the accident, on t.v.
    - call into work, IN THE VAN, not yet removed from it
    - "so are you coming in?"
    - turn on your tv and tell me am i coming in
    - "so you'll be in tomorrow?"
    - i'm going to the hospital

  • @WilliamAftonOfficial_
    @WilliamAftonOfficial_ 10 місяців тому +22

    me: why do i have a slight headache
    google:

  • @cardiacdrummer5443
    @cardiacdrummer5443 Рік тому +551

    Lol the welding/ICD reference was funny. It is crazy how some people can be so stable in VT and have no idea, whereas others pass out. Gotta love the human body

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon Рік тому +64

      I don't understand the welding reference. Would you explain it for me?

    • @cardiacdrummer5443
      @cardiacdrummer5443 Рік тому +170

      @@zedmelon Implanted Defibrillators can pick up the welding energy as noise and inappropriately shock the patient thinking that it is a deadly heart rhythm. One of the reasons why welding is contraindicated in patients with ICD’s.

    • @Joy21090
      @Joy21090 Рік тому +47

      ​@@cardiacdrummer5443wow. Thx for explaining. I guess his welding days are over?

    • @alicekoscianski
      @alicekoscianski Рік тому +34

      ​@@Joy21090 if gets an ICD implanted, yes. Most likely he's going to the hospital for electric synchronized cardioversion (according to AHA guidelines)

    • @joetjaden5921
      @joetjaden5921 Рік тому +105

      ​@@zedmelon actually, "welding" is a slang term for cardioversion or defibrillation of the heart by use of an electrical shock. The purpose of the shock is to interrupt a troublesome rhythm and allow normal rhythm to return. In slang, paramedics say they are welding the patient.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Рік тому +7367

    My resting heart rate normally was under 50 BPM before I got Leukemia. I'm in a doctor's office that's a floor beneath the floor I get my chemo. This female nurse isn't allowing us to leave because " No, we need to get these reading. " ... She didn't know my Dad is a paramedic and is intimately aware with how my body performed medically before I got Leukemia, so she hooks me up to a monitor... and it says my BPM is 195, I'm feeling nauseous and dizzy and my skin is feeling like it's tightening down around me. So, this lady keeps going " No, it's fine. Stay here. I said it's fine. " Dad gets pissed off, stands up and says " Don't you try to feed me that bullshit. I'm an ex medic and that is NOT OKAY. You can hurry up and get this done in the next five minutes or we're getting ahold of his doctor. " So she dragged her feet, five minutes went by and she peeks into the room to say " It'll be another ten. "
    Dad was furious. Called the doctor just upstairs and said what's happening. He heard what my BPM was and screamed " WHAT!? GET HIM UP HERE NOW! " over the phone loud enough I could hear him while laid out on the little exam table barely able to stay conscious.
    We get up there and turns out I was in the danger zone for dehydration and blood loss from chemo. I had to get two transfusions and a full bag of fluids, plus a shot of morphine for the pain because my skin was beginning to burn and I didn't have my painkillers on me, so the doctor goes " Get him a full dose of morphine, now. " ( Normally he started out with half but everybody there knew me pretty well and that I had a high tolerance to opiates and other forms of pain control. Kind of obvious someone's not faking pain for a fix when their heart rate is skyrocketing from their body trying to keep up with all the rapidly dwindling resources. )
    And hoooo boy was my doctor furious. My doctor was a good elderly man. Good at his job. He's no longer a doctor, but... still not gonna say his name because I actually kept in touch with him after he treated my cancer because we considered him family. - That guy was so furious that " his nephew " ( Because I jokingly called him " Uncle Doctor *His name* " and he insisted I just call him Uncle *his name* and he just called me his nephew. ) - that I suddenly didn't see that nurse working on the fourth floor or any floor for that matter. Legit think he got her fired for nearly putting me in the dirt. Frankly? Good. She was working at a Children's hospital. Imagine if her stupidity got a child killed rather than an 18 year old being treated as a pediatric case that at least was able to hang in there for a fair bit longer. That scares me idiots like that person sometimes somehow bumble through nursing school.

    • @brookeggleston9314
      @brookeggleston9314 Рік тому +769

      Always remember: 50% of all doctors and nurses graduated in the bottom half of their class! 🤔⚡🤦

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Рік тому +345

      @@brookeggleston9314 Excellent point that often is overlooked.
      I've known several nurses personally. I've known some professionally.
      Yes, it can be a terrible job for varied reasons & many work very hard &/or are very caring...but that doesn't equate to: actually knows what they're doing.
      I can think of exactly TWO that were amazing. The rest, in a word, nope.
      Having said all that: Pretty much every profession has good & bad & all in between.

    • @handsomesquidward5160
      @handsomesquidward5160 Рік тому +32

      How do you suffer blood loss from chemo?

    • @larafranke1802
      @larafranke1802 Рік тому +103

      When I became CNA on one of me first shifts during the education (in Germany it switches between going to school and working in a hospital/nursing home). Most of the nurses on this floor were rude and when I did my round to measure the vital signs of the patients one men had a Puls of 120 or 140. I wasn’t sure if I should report it or not. I didn’t want to be yelled at for disturbing them, cause I wasn’t sure if it would be that big of a deal.
      Like one hour or later, I checked again and it was the same. This time I went to one nurse and she contacted the doctor. I was scared that because I didn’t tell them right away he might suffer the consequences. But as it never came up that his Puls wasn’t normal, I guess he is fine.
      Later we got taught in school more about vital signs but this situation taught me to always tell other medical staff when something concerns me about a patient.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Рік тому +93

      @@larafranke1802 I was speaking with a friend Just This Morning about how terrible it is that we have to be afraid to "do good" or "the right thing" for fear of over-the-top negativity.

  • @insensitive919
    @insensitive919 Рік тому +99

    Ah... I am so glad I left that job. 😌
    I kept having major stomach problems and the doctors didn't think it was stress-related, but it all went away once I quit.
    It's been 7 years, but I still think about how much better my life is now.

  • @SensitiveHomie310
    @SensitiveHomie310 7 місяців тому +6

    Dude I worked with used to drink monsters like water and had this same thing happen. will never forget the instant change of demeanor of the ems when she checked him.

  • @TheBigbum1974
    @TheBigbum1974 Рік тому +409

    Watching a trucker mix redbull, 5 hr, and caff/diet pills at the gas station counter is one of my weirdest experiences.

    • @scissor_race
      @scissor_race Рік тому +31

      my step dad will drink crazy amounts of energy drinks when he's driving. he says it has no effect on him, whereas sometimes I'll drink a glass of tea and shake. truckers have got it rough man

    • @gaaraofthefunk7163
      @gaaraofthefunk7163 Рік тому +20

      @@scissor_raceEveryone chooses what job to work… I just hope they take a moment to watch their health. They could easily end themselves, and others, by combining one too many of these, suffering a major heart attack while on the road.

    • @squidgaurd6927
      @squidgaurd6927 Рік тому +6

      Snorts ritalin

    • @Lure-Light
      @Lure-Light Рік тому +7

      He just wanted to die tbh

    • @deefos1356
      @deefos1356 Рік тому +3

      Hope the ambulance followed his truck

  • @xapski8661
    @xapski8661 Рік тому +319

    bro's heart was singing free bird💀💀💀

    • @obiwankenobi4252
      @obiwankenobi4252 11 місяців тому +13

      Bro’s heart was playing free bird on double time

    • @gmailisaretard
      @gmailisaretard 11 місяців тому +5

      @@obiwankenobi4252 Nah its the DDR remix

    • @chelseapthib36
      @chelseapthib36 11 місяців тому +2

      Darude Sandstorm... 😅

  • @kyototo.
    @kyototo. Рік тому +81

    Backache // heart trying to exit through spine。

  • @Tribleman247
    @Tribleman247 7 місяців тому +12

    The face Jason makes when he goes "...hm..." goes through my head at least twice a day 😂

  • @j-davis7290
    @j-davis7290 Рік тому +93

    As a metal drummer any time my heart rate goes high enough for my brain to think of it like a metronome I know it's time to call someone

    • @lh3540
      @lh3540 Рік тому +5

      lol, same. I can usually nail mine without reference from a quick neck press. It is a stupid, useless talent.

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 Рік тому +2

      ​@@lh3540 if it can save a life it ain't useless.

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Рік тому +11

      "I have good news and bad news. The good news is I just heard the best grindcore blast pattern I've ever heard. The bad news is it's coming from your circulatory system."

  • @h.s.6269
    @h.s.6269 Рік тому +216

    A single 5 hr energy drink sent my sis to the ER. They found out she had mitroval prolapse, which had gone entirely undetected before. But she went fully unconscious, and they went full panic mode to get her back, raising her legs up and shaking while they got medicine. She never knew she had any heart problems at all. That stuff is no joke!
    I could've lost her to a tiny lil bottle of energy drink...

    • @AutumnTehKitty
      @AutumnTehKitty Рік тому +10

      I'm glad she ended up okay!

    • @h.s.6269
      @h.s.6269 Рік тому +7

      @@AutumnTehKitty ty for that! She's good now.

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname Рік тому +6

      I once had a doctor tell me no amount of caffeine would cause heart issues.
      I guess they failed to take pre-existing conditions into account.

    • @melissasmith8582
      @melissasmith8582 Рік тому +2

      I'm so sorry to hear that she went through all that😮 I stopped drinking monster energy Java not too long ago, after drinking one of those and two coffees in the same day. My heart was not happy. Now the 5-Hour energy. If I take one of those I will literally take the tiniest little sips during a 6-10-hour. Making sure that I drink water in between, eat when I'm hungry and take plenty of rest breaks. I pulled an all-nighter last year decluttering my yard and front porch. I literally had maybe one and a half to two bottles throughout the entire evening into the next morning. I can never drink a whole bottle or even half a bottle because it's too acidic on my stomach. I asked people with heart problems should not take any of these energy drinks.
      Oh and just an update.... I haven't had any energy drinks in a while. Their last resort for me. But I still do enjoy coffee and espresso

    • @jenniferharris1280
      @jenniferharris1280 Рік тому

      those things are crazy! i have never tried a 5-hr energy drink because i'm afraid i'd react this way.

  • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
    @rockercaterrorencountered4924 Рік тому +200

    I have a condition where my heart rate frequently spikes to 120bpm when I'm at rest and it's not a fun time. I can't imagine being conscious with a heart rate of 240, that sounds awful. Just knock me out at that point

    • @ominouscherub
      @ominouscherub Рік тому +6

      i have SVT my resting is like that as well but i’ve gotten to 235 before I thought I was dying I saw my chest move a little near my heart you can hear it in your ears it’s gross

    • @bellydancefae
      @bellydancefae Рік тому +11

      I have POTS and without beta blockers my resting will be 100-120, standing goes to 160-175. So far I've just gotten dizzy, nauseous, greyed out (presyncope), and sweat profusely. 10 years ago I was in a car accident and adrenaline drove me up over 220bpm.... really don't want to ever experience that again -_-

    • @kimberlyheredia538
      @kimberlyheredia538 Рік тому +5

      I was recently put on propanol because my heart rate was 120 at rest, nothing like constantly being out of breathe, having upper back pain that feels like your spine is broken, and pounding behind your eyes 😅. My heart rate is back down to 70-80 (depending on my pain level) resting and I feel a lot better.

    • @HurlingMongroach
      @HurlingMongroach Рік тому

      I took ecstasy with bpm 245 and doctors were like whatever till i started talking slowly and had a couple seizures

    • @biosparkles9442
      @biosparkles9442 Рік тому

      @@kimberlyheredia538 you were put on propranolol, propanol would kill you

  • @ferweenie
    @ferweenie 4 місяці тому

    Ive seen this four times now and it gets better every single time. Unironically one of my favourite musicals.

  • @ozzysmith2571
    @ozzysmith2571 Рік тому +149

    Reminds me of when we did the heartrate tracking stuff in gym class back in the day and the guys going over our heart rates and gets to mine like "I don't know how you're living right now but alright." That's stuck with me for a long time. Apparently my resting was too low but my at work was way too high.

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 Рік тому +23

      That sounds like your blood vessels had problem moving from contracted to relaxed and back. Or I just talk out of my ass. Thats also a strong possibility haha.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect Рік тому +13

      Yeah my heartbeat goes absolutely nuts when I do strenuous activity. It's why I don't run anymore. 190+ BPM. If I keep it up for long enough I get real nauseous. My resting heart rate is really high too, but I'm healthy.

    • @1CorinthiansCh13Vs4
      @1CorinthiansCh13Vs4 Рік тому +15

      Mine is like that too - Postular Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome and Ehlers Danlos - Hypermobile Type. Resting HR often gets below 60, and my HR after strenuous activities often exceeds 180. It's crazy.

    • @dotcassilles1488
      @dotcassilles1488 Рік тому +7

      My team of doctors and specialists think I may have the same problem as you = EDS. Being sent to a thoracic physician and a rheumatologist... My dad has to drive me around an hour to go to the nearest city for it over a road that makes my back spasm and then we gotta get home while my back is in spasm. Hoping we can do both in one day when I can get to them. Blessings from South Eastern Australia, Dot

    • @SittingDuc
      @SittingDuc Рік тому +2

      can be a symptom of "an enlarged heart" (no idea the medical name). very low pulse at rest, but heart races when put to work, and you tire real quick

  • @wxl2562
    @wxl2562 Рік тому +186

    "You blended five Red Bulls with a cup of pre-workout? Before wielding?"
    "Yeah...? Is that bad?"
    "Ask your heart when you try to go to bed"

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Рік тому +8

      Heart: *(PANICKED SCREAMING)*

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z Рік тому +5

      @@weldonwin (you can faintly hear the sound of muffled speedcore and terrorcore inside of your chest cavity)

    • @BigBadBrains
      @BigBadBrains Рік тому

      He was dual wielding

  • @zeekawesomecus917
    @zeekawesomecus917 Рік тому +84

    Reminds me when I was officially diagnosed with PSVT. For years I had issues where my heart would abruptly start beating incredibly fast, and I would have to sit down and breath to get it to go back to normal. Rather than see a doctor I just lived with it, until I got covid. Covid itself wasn't bad, but it must had made my condition much more severe cause I ended up having a really bad episode that sent me to the hospital. My heart had been beating 200+ bmp almost non-stop for what must have been close to an hour. They had to give me multiple doses of some strong medicine. About a month or two after I got an ablation done and I haven't had any issues ever since.

    • @MrPerson61
      @MrPerson61 Рік тому +6

      Sadly even though I stopped taking my beta-blockers for several days before my ablation appointment, when I went in to get it done, for some reason they couldn't induce the SVT in my heart to find the area they needed to ablate. Woke back up to the news that they couldn't find it to fix it :(
      Maybe one day I can have a different hospital try it? Not sure.

    • @jeanettedennis2473
      @jeanettedennis2473 Рік тому +5

      ​@MrPerson61 same thing happened to me to. The surgeon said we can try again under sedation but I've been too scared to try. I hate worrying about going into svt again though.

    • @MrPerson61
      @MrPerson61 Рік тому +3

      @@jeanettedennis2473 Same, though they did put me under while trying to induce the SVT, so maybe that's why it didn't work? I've moved out of state since then, so maybe one day I'll try another hospital to see if they can do it.
      I'd encourage you to try it again sometime if you're able. Having to worry about taking a beta blocker, or going into SVT all the time sucks.

    • @HurlingMongroach
      @HurlingMongroach Рік тому +1

      Doctors literally didn’t take me seriously with bpm 240 and i started talking slowly and seizing medical field is a joke also they gave me a pill topamax for migraines i fell on floor stopped breathing everything went black

    • @planetxtraa
      @planetxtraa Рік тому +1

      @@HurlingMongroach god that makes me sick im sorry

  • @Murraysmom2318
    @Murraysmom2318 7 місяців тому +5

    This speaks to me. I recently went to the Emergency Room for a hypertension emergency. My pressure was 194/128. Apparently my GP was continually upping a migraine med cause the headaches werent going away. Turns out the meds also acted like pressors and I had undiagnosed hypertension and tachycardia. Gas on fire situation. This is why testing should be done before medicating people. Im just lucky I didn’t have a stroke or heart attack.

  • @robbie3789
    @robbie3789 Рік тому +20

    The delivery on these skits REALLY sell everyone"s opinion perfectly 👌🏿

  • @AstraSystem
    @AstraSystem Рік тому +78

    "Presenting to the emergency room..." ☝🏾

  • @janinawaz4596
    @janinawaz4596 Рік тому +77

    Reminds me of how the steamfitters union warned their members never to drink the free coffee provided at the shipyard.

    • @diggoran
      @diggoran Рік тому +6

      Assuming you’re implying that the coffee is laced, you have just given me a new paranoia.

    • @janinawaz4596
      @janinawaz4596 Рік тому +16

      @@diggoran It was an open secret that no one would ever cop to. One could tell from a person's response to the coffee (--constricted-- dilated pupils, etc) that it had a little "extra" kick. Lots of folks use stimulants to excess (cigarettes, coffee, yerba maté, Red Bull, etc). But, I have never worked for a company where anyone warned me against partaking in food and beverages provided by management.

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 Рік тому +6

      If you had it tested, you’d probably have a lawsuit on your hands

    • @janinawaz4596
      @janinawaz4596 Рік тому +8

      @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I worked on residential and commercial construction. Met a lot of union reps and I worked with former port workers. The port is a tightly controlled world unto itself, much like the railroads, except their overall safety is better than the railroads.
      Logistically, good luck getting a sample out and getting anyone to believe you (chain of custody). Then loose your job and get blacklisted. An easily avoidable situation like the coffee in one area is the least of a worker's concerns.

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 Рік тому +1

      @@janinawaz4596 surely difficult, but not impossible. I see what you mean though. Most people wouldn’t take the risk for good reason

  • @MichelleBareytoxicskittles
    @MichelleBareytoxicskittles 7 місяців тому +1

    When I had my heart attack my body locked down and I could hear everything going on around me. But It lasted 18 hrs. 17 hrs inside the cathlab. They had to shock me and do cpr 8 times. The last time they shocked me my heart rate was 490 a minute. When they shocked me that last time I felt it. It also caused my mouth to cl3nch tightly N it broke a tooth. But it also let my body relax and the pain left. Although I did sit straight up and came nose to nose with the surgeon. 😂😂 it felt good though to be able to move and talk again after that. I love the fact that you guys can and did do so much for me. It was the emts that basically kept me alive long enough to get me to the Dr's. So thank you for all you do.❤

  • @StormCrownSr
    @StormCrownSr Рік тому +7208

    Rules for stupid people (not derogatory I mean this categorically)
    1. If a doctor is conducting a test and their machine starts going off like crazy, it's bad.
    2. Doctors can't snitch to the cops. Unless you tell the doctor you intend to kill people, they literally aren't allowed to snitch.
    3. Don't be afraid to ask a question(s). No, your question probably isn't the dumbest question the doc has heard. It's better to know than not to.
    Thank you from coming to my Medtalk.

    • @dirtydan2695
      @dirtydan2695 Рік тому +576

      Wish to add to this list
      If a doctor asks you if you are taking anything, be truthful. If not, whatever you are taking whether it’s an antibiotic or an illegal substance doctor needs to know because it could have a terrible reaction to other medications or might be causing your problems to begin with.

    • @tianqi5008
      @tianqi5008 Рік тому +542

      5. There's no point lying. Just say you got curious and just stuck it up there.

    • @trump45and2zig-zags
      @trump45and2zig-zags Рік тому +80

      ​@@tianqi5008 hamster or hot wheels? Lol

    • @bustakxllabrown
      @bustakxllabrown Рік тому +19

      Thank you Teddy, means a lot coming grom a talking teddy

    • @erglis7
      @erglis7 Рік тому +90

      As someone who is taking the national exam for doctors in a week. Yes ask questions and yes he is right. Your is probably not the dumbest question

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Рік тому +105

    **hearts beating at 240bpm**
    Him: 👁👄👁

  • @XYZdude00
    @XYZdude00 Рік тому +553

    As someone with ADHD that much caffeine would send me straight to sleep 😂

    • @embers_falling
      @embers_falling Рік тому +61

      Yessssss. Then as a pre diabetic, the sugar crash would send me straight to the shadow realm

    • @adhdhamster
      @adhdhamster Рік тому +1

      Same 🤣

    • @f2p_regr723
      @f2p_regr723 Рік тому +18

      but before your slumber your ass is gonna be an nuke launcher

    • @really.just.me.tho.
      @really.just.me.tho. Рік тому +2

      Oh yeah, one of those heavy naps too

    • @Hellspawn13
      @Hellspawn13 Рік тому +24

      As someone with ADHD I would have written five chapters of a book, finished an art piece, and seductively danced in nothing but compression shorts all in the span of two hours with that much caffeine, taurine, vitamin b6, vitamin b12, and creatine in my system.
      I would then have become suddenly completely nonverbal as someone with incredibly masked autism, becoming insanely active online to cope with being physically incapable of speaking. The migraine wouldn't be fun either.

  • @BonesCapone
    @BonesCapone 5 місяців тому +6

    "Youre in VTAC"
    "VTEC? Sweet! I'm a literal Honda engine man!"

  • @roninskater1128
    @roninskater1128 Рік тому +110

    His heart is going so fast it’s gonna reset the DC Universe

  • @Wyrmvonsturm
    @Wyrmvonsturm Рік тому +38

    Ventricular tachycardia for those that aren't familiar with what v-tach or VT are short for.

    • @UnicornGuru
      @UnicornGuru Рік тому +2

      Somehow I don't think that's gonna clear it up very much.

    • @Wyrmvonsturm
      @Wyrmvonsturm Рік тому +3

      @@UnicornGuru Well I mean I could spend the time explaining what VT is, but considering most people couldn't identify what a ventrical is, it would probably be at least 3-5 paragraphs long, and at that point it's easier for people to search for it themselves so they can learn as much or as little as they'd like. My comment was just to save people some time scrolling through search results of colleges and childrens toys looking for a heart condition.
      I mean, I could have said "heart go brrrrrrr" but then people born before 1980 wouldn't understand either.

  • @LittleDergon
    @LittleDergon Рік тому +173

    Hearing all these tachycardia stories reminded me of the time i wasnt feeling well and my friend (who was in St Johns Ambulance) was taking my pulse. He comments "woah, it felt like your heart rate just spiked!" And i replied, "yeah, it's coz im having a panic attack" 😅 he was not prepared for that answer but handled it great 👍

    • @JootjeJ
      @JootjeJ Рік тому

      Yeah, that'll do the trick.

  • @mustafabheda5338
    @mustafabheda5338 10 місяців тому +8

    There’s going to be a whole different meaning to wielding got me cracking 😂

  • @markworley534
    @markworley534 Рік тому +110

    “Right to the dome” got me LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @skywatcher6106
      @skywatcher6106 11 місяців тому +3

      What does his dome even have to do with it?

    • @anio1349
      @anio1349 10 місяців тому +3

      I didn't understand that reference 🤔

    • @markworley534
      @markworley534 10 місяців тому

      @@anio1349I don’t think there is a reference, I just thought the way he said it was hilarious 😂 😂

  • @mariuszmoraw3571
    @mariuszmoraw3571 Рік тому +143

    You never want to hear your heart beats at more than 240 per minute while you sitting.

    • @araeshkigal
      @araeshkigal Рік тому +24

      That's not even a good number for if you're running from a pack of dingos....

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 Рік тому +13

      @@araeshkigal If somebody is not 100% healthy, yeah... it kinda justifes that stress. But if you are at 240 just sitting, any exercise can kill you.

    • @OtavioFesoares
      @OtavioFesoares Рік тому

      @@mariuszmoraw3571bro 240 is beyond zone 5. You’d have to overdose on meth while sprinting for hours to get to a HR as high as that. And even if you did that and your heart didn’t go into CA for some reason, your kidneys would probably shut down from rhabdomyolysis.

  • @harrin1982
    @harrin1982 Рік тому +135

    "Welding is going to have a whole different meaning to you soon."
    ... I can't get that out of my head.

    • @erikkind1224
      @erikkind1224 Рік тому +15

      ICD - putting in a pacemaker thing...

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 Рік тому +12

      I don’t get it

    • @Kratatch
      @Kratatch Рік тому

      Opening the chest and then welding the ribs back together when they are done.@@jacobc8036

    • @dennisholt7684
      @dennisholt7684 Рік тому +16

      ​@@jacobc8036if im not mistaken welding while having a pacemaker isn't the smartest thing to do because welding naturally involves lots of wild electricity, that or welding is involved in the pacemaker process but hell if I know for sure

    • @amahlaka
      @amahlaka Рік тому +12

      I think it means using a defibrillator.

  • @pheonix2284
    @pheonix2284 2 місяці тому +2

    These are actually very educational!

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator Рік тому +69

    Hooooly. I have a high resting heart rate (like 100-115) and even after a heavy workout or run I've never broken 200.

    • @alendonvaldor5808
      @alendonvaldor5808 Рік тому +5

      Resting for me is 50-70 depending, 187 was my absolute highest from a run. Thought my heart was gonna pop XD Thankfully took only about a minute to get down to normal though

    • @solidhyrax
      @solidhyrax Рік тому +5

      You should get that checked out. It shouldn't be that high when you're resting.

    • @Crocogator
      @Crocogator Рік тому +5

      @@solidhyrax I mean, yeah. Going to the doctor is how I found out lol.

    • @retinapeg1846
      @retinapeg1846 Рік тому +2

      @@Crocogator Same. Got put on bisoprolol.

    • @j.k.567
      @j.k.567 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@retinapeg1846 Got it too for years until my doctor told me not to get pregnant when taking that pill. I then switched to another one.