I've Got A Jar of Dirt Remix Video
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- The original 2006 Jar of Dirt REMIX Video by Cap'n Neon.
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#jarofdirt #capnneonremix
Fun fact: I got a jar of dirt was actually unscripted, but Johnny Depp ended up singing this out of nowhere. You can tell by Orlando and Keira’s reactions to it
i know right?! thats awsome!!
Ok, but like was he supposed to fall at the end?
Abby The Weirdo i don’t know about that part
That is actually true
Abby The Weirdo he genuinely fell over and it wasn’t scripted
i finally figured out what's inside the jar of dirt. it's all the dirt he has on amber heard
I'M CACKLING OMG
Owenen well done.ahaha
Thats facts and no one can defy it because I say so
Facts.😂
THE WAY I INHALED AT THIS
Only Johnny Depp can bring Captain Jack Sparrow to life and it is freaking glorious
We've got some real fictional character's
In real life and I can't say I'm very happy...
Yeah i love johnny depp in:
Grindelwald
Captain Jack Sparrow
Willy Wonka
And many other movies i love
@@iris_the_slytherin what if Johnny Depp portrayed Tony Stark? That'd be hilarious
@@t13stark85 omg yes that'd be hilarious indeed😂
Yeah too bad he got Fired thanks to the lies of a Horrible siren amber Heard
Fun fact: my mum used to be a daycare teacher. One day I'm playing this song, as one does as a 13 year old obsessed with Captain Jack Sparrow, she overhead it and loved it. She had me burn it to a CD and she took it with her for the kids to hear.
Just last week my mum, now no longer a teacher and quite frail, and I were in a store when one of her former students, now a teenager, comes up and says he loved the song and still looks it up from time to time. I gotta admit, I do to! Here's to 16 more years! Cheers, mate!
What a great story. Thank you for sharing it. It's humbling how much happiness this silly remix video has brought to people.. and continues on! Much love to you and your mom!
@@capnneon I love this and my friends laugh at this
Your mom is still spreading happiness. Call her and tell her you love her and that some random dude on the Internet does too.
*Watches in 2016.*
*Looks at date of upload.*
*Stares off into space to contemplate age.*
Same
+ph3rtehHDawg Dude, this made me sad :(
You and me both!
+ph3rtehHDawg We must do something on the 8th of december.
ikr
Loki: I have an army
Iron man: we have a hulk
Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt
You sir, have made my day! MAKE THIS A TOP COMMENT!
copied
I've seen you on a different video before
Obi-Wan: I have the high ground
Clara and Missy: And we have a pointy stick.
Captain jack and his jar of dirt...... still a better love story than twilight
BINKYBOOHOO Best comment yet 😂😂😂😂
Even pikachu with his ketchup.
Well the jar of dirt has the octopus captain dudes heart in it.
BINKYBOOHOO subbed for this
BINKYBOOHOO ayy so true🤣
Hard to believe this is so old
@@billyshepard3786 This is a scam
Oof
Indeed archer. This finally named: Masterpiece.
You know what makes me feel old? That the Pirates of the Carribean will be two decades old in June this year.
Ah when the Internet was barley learning how to walk
Not really
more like wen youtube was giving its first footsteps
ugu gaga.
Then it grows up and spits in your face! I'm not sorry.
*Eagerly waits for the older folks to reminisce*
I can't believe Johnny Depp hasn't won an oscar yet. The jar of dirt scene wasn't even scripted. Depp just went along with what he was doing and the reactions from the other actors are genuine.
ikr
Really
Johnny Depp deserves an Oscar, after all of the amazing characters he's played, over the years.
Haley Goodwin DEFINITELY
Ya he definitely deserves an Oscar.. let's hope he will receive in near future
I bet in the Locker, Davy Jone's personal punishment is having to listen to this on loop, for eternity, until judgement day and the trumpets sound.
And it's being sung by multiple Jacks with Jars of Dirt.
and one with a peanut.
You got'a jar'o du-urt
You got'a jar'o du-urt
You got'a jar'o du-urt
And guess wot's inside e't!
More jar'o du-urt!
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow You're totally wrong Jack Sparra!
Davy Jones where's the 'captain'?
You also own a ship (or at least until you got killed).
the fact that this has survived 15 years, with only 14 million views to 135k likes saddens me, GET THIS VIDEO TO THE TOP OF THE ALGORITHM STAT!
Yes yes
Also quite a huge honor that you got pinned in a 15YR vid
@@Kayaromochi I shall hold my head high for those that see it, may the light guide whomever watches such a masterpiece, for it shall light the way to a better humanity.
YES
This video should be in a museum, it's practically a relic of a bygone age of online video
I got a jar of Derp,
I got a jar of Derp,
I got a jar of Derp,
and it's missile guided!
Jaye Mattews I got a Johnny Depp*
That works too!
+Jaye Mattews
Davy johns: ENOUGH!
Me: I agree take aim.
Jack sparrow: What
Davy Johns+Me: FIRE!!! >:O
Me: Oh, crap. JACK, THIS IS WHY I DON'T HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!! *Boat blows up*
KV-2 in a nutshell.
Did you people know that part was unscripted? XD
Spishette si I did :P
Spishette Wait, what?!
Daniel Allen It's true XD
Spishette yeah i did XD best improv ever XD
Spishette Everyone knows that...
I think he has a jar of dirt and wants us to guess whats inside it....
***** XD I think so.... lol
Oh were supposed to play along ? 😂
Jennifer Sleiman I think so.... XD
DarthE Minecraft Okay, so who gets to guess? xD
Jennifer Sleiman I'm pretty sure he wants the viewers to guess, oh and possibly Davy Jones XD
And welcome back to another episode of "Why the hell is this in my recommended it's been 13 years"
LOL
Literally
It’s still great as hell tho
Megan King I searched for this
Eat your Cereal number 2 same
Reading “14 years ago” is extremely harrowing
That heart even more so.
lmao
we are some half old mofo´s now lolz Like dang this video was uploaded half my lifetime ago
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet
@@FutureMan420Blazer Holy fuck that's a scary way to put that
i wanted to cry seeing it lol
have you ever seen a more romantic couple than Captain Jack and his Jar o' dirt?
IM DYINGGG
No, I have never, because they are the cutest couple ever
Even Jar o’ Dirt defends Johnny Depp, helping him against his ex- wife #AHguiltyAF
His Jar o’ Dirt was a better wife than Amber Heard
No, best couple ever.
Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Me an intellectual: Dirt.
Nah rocks obviously
😝😅
@ToastIsToasty AJ It's still dirt... In a jar.
@@pineapplelord6900 was rocks if you think about it
This video was uploaded 16 years ago today. I was 16 years old when I made it.
This song has been stuck in YOUR head AND mine for FIFTY PERCENT of my years livin'!
This remix is now officially on TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@capnneonremix
I was 0 years old
This was one of the first videos I EVER saw on youtube, and to this day is still one of my favorites haha!
This was one my first videos when I discovered UA-cam and it's been stuck in my head for years and will randomly pop back in my head at the most random of times xD
they're taking the mem'ries to isengard!
I gotta Johnny Depp
I gotta Johnny Depp
I gotta Johnny Depp
angus is inside me
Danke. Jetzt verstehe ich nie wieder den echten Text xD
+Kanade Tachibana kannst du nur Deutsch sprechen?
+BonziBUDDY my fijina hurts my fijinmy fijina hurts my fijina hurts a hurts my fijina hurts my fijina hurts
+BonziBUDDY Thank you sooo much XD
Luckyyyyyyyy I want a Johnny depp tooo!!- SHARE XD
who is here with me searching youtube classics during the corona time.
bro im making it my fuking ringtone
Dude this is the one thing keeping me going in this horrid time.
Bruh me
Me
Me m8
Please stand for the UA-cam National Anthemn.
Holy shit he's still alive. good shit mate.
🫡
HE'S STILL ALIVE
When I die I want this to be my funeral music 😂
bruh still favoriting comments 17 years later.
I've got a jar of rum.,
I've got a jar of rum,
I've got a jar of rum.,
and I'm taking it to Isengard.
But why is the rum gone?
+Captain Jack Sparrow Hobbits took it. :)
+CatchuPichu tell me where is gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him about the behaviour of his travel companions
+CatchuPichu What did you say?
+CatchuPichu to the top!!
Me: Why it's only in 240p?!
*look at date of upload*
Me: OH.
Luna Lorinaitis back then 240 and 360 were the best you could get on UA-cam
@@deutchensoldaten8959 Ah the good old days
I remember how slow was loading for me even with these low quality videos :D
Back then it was around 480p, but now it's decreased because of increasing monitor capacities.
0:25 When you had chewing gum in school.. haha
Hahaha :p
Or when you share something cool with one person, and then everyone want to see it
Lol
SilverMetal24 true
SilverMetal24 soo true😂😂😂✌
Who's here after Johnny Won?
Victory dirt-a-thon is live now! ua-cam.com/video/X9kCfrMCRAQ/v-deo.html
@@capnneon Replace the dirt with money, coke, and salty tears
Yes sirrr!
I GOT A JAR OF TURDS
Same!
If someone asked me to describe my childhood in one sentence I would probably answer with:
*I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it* :)
That's two sentences dumbass
Mark Iplier You just gotta suck the fun outta everything.
+Some Guy On UA-cam I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?🎶
No, it's only one sentence long. He just used bad punctuation.
*I've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it.*
+Some Guy On UA-cam dood don't pay that guy any attention hes just some guy on UA-cam
I got a jar of rum!
I got a jar of rum!
I got a jar of rum!
And guess what's inside it!
*Opens jar*
WHY'S THE RUM GONE?
I can't hear it but it's funny
Why is the rum always gone
The Rum is in İsengard
Elizabeth Swan was there...
It's the hobbits, with some potatoes, on their way to isengard
I got a jar of rum
I got a jar of rum
I got a jar of rum
'Opens jar' WHERES THE RUM GONE
Dominic corkett I think you mean why is the rum gone
Isengard
They've taken it to Isengard
Its not rum. Its davy jones heart welp surposed to be
Fun Fact: The little jar of dirt 'song' was actually improvised by Depp himself.
Was there even a script for this movie?
Already been commented but thanks.
@@someoneawesome8717They probably just put the actors on set, didn't give them a script, and then said "JUST PRETEND IT'S THE 1800S!"
Tfw you realize this is almost 10 years old O_O
Minembo 11 years now
WTF THIS IS FROM 2006
OMG
I m gettin older..
*+Joker* I think that feeling of, uhm, feeling older, is exactly the feeling Luka Clark was talking about... and the fact that UA-cam brought up a comment I left here 5 years ago at the top of the comment section really didn't make me feel in the least bit younger... .____.
HOLY $@#! THIS WUS MADE BEFORE I WIS BORN
12*
I got a jar of dirt!
I got a jar of dirt!
I got a jar of dirt!
And guess what's inside it?
I got a jar of derp!
I got a jar of derp!
I got a jar of derp!
Angus, what's inside it?
Jar of BURP going to welp?
If yo no wand it, den giv it bak!
NOE!
I got a jar of derp
I got a car of nerd
I got a bar of her
angus washes eyelids!
I got the tar of burp!
I got a bar from her!
I got a jar from derp!
Angus, wash! shes eye-rid!
+StickCrafted Ummmmmm fine with me yeah!
best compilation of comments in this video and you're own derps :-)
"Enough!"
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!
Because Im taking the hobbits to Isengard!!!
They're take my jar of dirt to Isengard
What did you say?
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE. Who else grew up on the early days of the internet when these were just getting popular?
Hiya H Jack Sparrow is the best Pirate ever
This is truly the video of all time. The music is composed, the edits are edited, the video is played
Wow. He’s still here after 17 years. He pinned a comment from two weeks ago.
I think I can finally understand what Captain Jack Sparrow is saying...
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
*And guess what's inside it*
* *MISSION ACCOMPLISHED* *
You deserve a medal my dear friend
You mean it *isn't* Angus? Where's Angus?!
@@LJBremer233 Angus is probably in Isengard
@@jem_theelf 😂
I've got a jar of rum
I've got a jar of rum
I've got a jar of rum
I've got a jar of rum
And in taking it to isengard.
I've got a Johny Depp 🤣
This needs more likes
THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD
But why is the rum gone?
@@NoName-xy6bt yes the rum is gone
*I got a job at derp*
*I got a job at derp*
*I got a job at derp*
*Angus was excited*
Davy Jones: "what?"
And its missile guided
Yeah, isn't it exciting?
It’s Angus
This video is older than most Fortnite players lmao.
Thanks, Captain Obvious!
All*
Bro I am 14 but this video is 3 months older than me.
I am indeed not a Fortnite player.
@@zainu3801 I'm the opposite. I'm 3 months older than the video!
THEY'RE TAKING THE DIRT TO ISENGARD!!
What did you say?
Livia Malkin you are my friend ok like lotr fan here!!!
Friendship!
Livia Malkin But why is the rum gone?
One does not simply take teh jar of dirt to Isengard -_-\
I literally cant stop laughing
Same
Well hopefully you’ve stopped by now. It’s been five years already.
Apparently Johnny Depp randomly decided to do this. Very like Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny
Edmund Pevensie Johnny sparrow
I like to think that in the first Pirate of the Caribeans movie, Johnny Depp blatantly ignored the script he was given, and considering the results, they just didn't write him anything for the other movies "Just... do your thing Johnny"
Arkalidor Well we already know he never ever reads the screen directions which always turns out brilliant
Apparently he forgot the script so just came out with this & the cast reactions of 'wtf?' were very real 😂
For one moment I thought I wrote this comment because of the profile picture
Looool
Howdy hoy Fortnite people!
It been 17 years and now we all return to listen to this masterpiece once more due to Fortnite.
you got me
Howdy!
Oop- you got me,
All though I did like POTC before fortnite released it 😅
Wow, 17 years later
Last day of school tomorrow, I'm playing this when I step out into freeedom, mah ship's waiting for me lads
😂
Kyasarin Williams hahaha
Hello 240p... We met again...
There's also 144 so don't be so picky
lol
Linus Ekström Awesome! *switches to 144p*
Aaaaah, nostalgia :3
Linus Ekström For me Not on this Video......
***** Man who meets man who meets 240p again... We meet again.
I had a jolly day,
I had a jolly day,
I had a jolly day,
I can't wait 'til Friday!
jpward01 I actually can't wait till Friday night
Na your dosent work m8
Jauffre Septim it's Saturday now
Rock Rock , thx biboo our ROCK OSHI for reminding me this fine age meme .
And helloo all the comrade pebbles o7.
I got a jar of Derp,
I got a jar of Derp,
I got a jar of Derp,
An Ant Just Jizzed inside it.
LOL
Arctic Chill LMAO
CakeEngineer#40245 hahahaha lmao
Actually it was not dirt inside that jar......
It's sand!
At Least You Traded Your Dirt For A Empty One Hhahahaha :3
Dude what's wrong with your pic. lol xD
HAHA YES HE DID
Got Dirt?
aaaaahhhhhh the early years of UA-cam
+TotallyToonsTV i miss that time, where everybody just watched the video and didnt have any of this its fake or the suicide comments pointed toward the actual fans or content creator
+Aaron Bennett Better times, man.
Yep I remember when it first came out
totally not here because of a certain gem...
i got a jar of derp
i got a jar of derp
i got a jar of derp
pancakes live inside it!
No it's "And it's missile guided!"
That's all I hear now
OMG THATS ALL I CAN HEAR NOW XD
GODDAMN IT THAT IS WHAT I HEAR NOW
Now I don't hear 'Guess what's inside it' anymore :')
i guess that rum was hidden inside that jar, maybe that's why the rum was gone
Ohh.....SO THAT'S WHY THE RUM IS GONE!!!!
XDD
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Edit: I beat Let's Draw! :D in the like stats..
BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
LOL
I was in class one day, (7th grade) the teacher had given us a paper to work on, and i start humming this tune, 'I gotta jar of dirt, I gotta jar of dirt, and guess whats inside of it.' and the teacher is like
'Who ever is humming, quit it or you will be sent out of my class.'
i keep humming, and well, get told to go tothe hall, and he says,
'(My name), do you know why i sent you out of class?'
Me: 'yes'
Teach:'Do you feel ashamed?'
Me: 'No'
Teach: 'Why is that, don't you care about other peoples' concentration?'
Me: 'No'
Teach: 'Why?'
Me: 'CUZ I GOTTA A JAR OF DIRT, A JAR OF DIRT, AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE OF IT?!'
Before i can leave he says; ' Tell us (My NAME), what is in this jar of dirt?'
Me: 'RUM!'
and that is why the (My town) police department searched my locker.
There's the heart of an ugly crab-squid man in the jar. Not rum.
But why is the rum gone?
Rhys McCartney we still don't know?
So worth it.
That's really funny 😂
Biboo sent me here
I'm completely out of the loop on this, but glad you're all here!
@capnneon koseki bijou is a vtuber also known as biboo
@@capnneon I was here since the first year, glad to see you're still around!
This needs to be on I tunes
TOTALLY
Yup :)
lol yes
Nessa Navarro it's on a app called Zedge
"And guess what's inside it?"
The rum?
Cookies?
@@leanwrt I want cookies now 🥺
Wow... my life has been changed... this is my new fav video ever
Mhmmm
same
This has been stuck in my head for like 8 years.
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard and i've a jar of dirt.
Why is the rum gone anyway?
2006 was a good year..."I've got a jar of dirt" masterpiece was born along with "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard".
Truley a great year for humanity.
Not really that's when everything started to going to hell
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
Angus Pissed Inside It
Sorry 😝😝😝
I remember my uncle singing this to me when he was drunk so I searched it and this is what I got😂😂
Sounds like "I've got a Johnny Depp!" 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Omg as soon as I saw this comment I couldn't help but hear that
I keep hearing 'I am Johnny Depp' xD
helllll yeeaaaahhhhhhhhh
And guess what inside it? Amber Heards foot lol
This video will be 10 years old this year holy fuck
Ye
+Bill Cipher I love your profile name 👌🏼
And we're STILL watching it
Bread thanks, yours is nice and simple too.
Ikr? I feel old just thinking about it lol
I gets over there!
I gets over there!
I gets over there!
Hanging with society!
Sorry, I can’t hear that but I’ll still like 👌🏻
It ain't a jar of cocaine, ms. heard
0:29 when you kill a chicken in skyrim
Caeden Regester 👍
Caeden Regester ..or in zelda
Caeden Regester true everyone in the area your in tries to kill you
Or when you hit a kid on accedent in skyrim
@@zelda9416 *You do not, and I repeat DO NOT, mess with the cuccos in Zelda*
12 years and still watching it..... why me
I must find a way to have this as my ringtone! XD
YES !!!!
Michael Lam lol hahahaha
Get an internet extension that lets you download mp3's from youtube videos, download it then put it on your phone. Then use ringtone maker to turn it into a ringtone
+Tristen Anderson I have it as my ringtone by Zedge
Google 'UA-cam to mp3 coverter' and you'll find plenty of them. Use one to convert this to an mp3, then download it onto your phone. Also download a ringtone aker app, then open this in the app and edit it until you're happy with it, then it should appear in your list of ringtones.
Guess who threw me here, a Rock
0:25 when you brought your phone to school and no one else didi
Everyone asking me if I have a hotspot
still better than justin bieber
I agree johnny deep is cuter
Deeper too.
Ren you mean his voice right?
I'm referring to the spelling error. Johnny Depp, not Johnny Deep
man thats deep
When im the only one that got A from test in my class
And 0:27 Is when I piss them off
Lmwo
Back here after Amber Turd mentioned his Jar of “cocaine”
Jack Sparrow + Jar of Dirt = True Love
Better love story than Twilight
You know it gal
This, why is the rum gone and taking the hobbit to Isengard are the three videos that never fail to make me smile, they remind me of youtube's simpler days
That's not good enough!
@@dragonbane44 nice one xD
Don't forget the 300 Sparta remix!
@@iwojimo9758 YES. And, The Ultimate Showdown & Badgers.
The Iconic Six.
And po-tay-toes!
I've got a jar of dirt
Why is the rum gone?
They taking the hobbits to Isengard
That's not good enough
😂😂😂 New remix 😂😂❤
you're right
Oh god I used to watch this in 2012
Now it's 2017 and I still laugh my ass off
2020. Still true.
Biboo brought me here
8 years ago damn i feel old
+Vezix Haikal The vid is 9 years old.
Both of you are wrong. It's been 10 years...
+Lextreme Lexi no its 9.....
+Lextreme Lexi It's 9 years... It hasn't been a full 10 years yet....
Robert Glick yes it has
Ten years ago mate I feel old mate
same
...Ten years. What even.
@@IAmMissingnoMaster 13 years this year
I gotta draw a duck! I gotta draw a duck! I gotta draw a duck! Agnes wants to sign it!
Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it!
Me: Umm...dirt?
No a heart
@@splitz0775 no dirt
Nah it’s obviously pure joy
Yall are dumb it's obviously air
Same
Thank you Biboo youre so cool
Man.... I remember this being funnier.
Good old days... I really missed it
I feel lost in space and time.
tis still funny
When interviewing for a job and they ask "What experience have you got that will benefit us?" :P
>Watches hobbits to isengard in 12 years again
>Gets recommended this
tony montana Maybe the hobbits are inside the jar of dirt.
@@ayylmao575 hmm who knows
@@ayylmao575 Isengard's prolly burried in the dirt ;3
Nah, it's the rum, it's being taken to Isengard
The Doctor approves!
I got a jar of Derp,
I got a jar of Derp,
I got a jar of Derp,
Angus licks his eyelid!
I've got a Johnny Depp!
I've got a Johnny Depp!
I've got a Johnny Depp!
Angus was inside it!
Amber Heard: “Cause like…there was a jar. A jar!”
The jar:
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
Hanky Panky Friday
This is Johnny's victory music over amber turd
The rock has summoned us once again.
This just brought me back to my childhood, when I first was on UA-cam
I survived 1hr of this...
I watched a 10 hour version... still in therapy
Holy crap.
+Evan Ponte I SURVIVED 10 HOURS
I survived a jar of dirt
+Tyler Crebs i survived a jar of derp and the pancakes that live in inside it
I also guess... 2,066 people didn't get their jar of dirt :o
Well, they suck then.
Those worthless bastards don't deserve a jar of dirt.
🗿