There Are Some Things Black People Just Don't Do. Smiley Joe Wiley

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  • @Lin_cait11
    @Lin_cait11 4 місяці тому +14

    Jokes are to be taken lightly… not literally! That’s why it’s called a JOKE!

    • @AlisMarsaili1351
      @AlisMarsaili1351 3 місяці тому

      If you are easily offended don’t go to see a comedian!

  • @NoGMOGod
    @NoGMOGod 4 місяці тому +3

    Very good set. I loved hearing the people laughing in the audience too.

  • @joball6479
    @joball6479 4 місяці тому +16

    Absolutely loved his jokes!!!

  • @AlisMarsaili1351
    @AlisMarsaili1351 3 місяці тому +1

    Marshmallow joke is supremely delivered too funny!

  • @cathywilbanks9291
    @cathywilbanks9291 4 місяці тому +7

    This is in response to the bungie jumping and surfing comments, why most black people don't do that. Your Common Sense of self preservation the good Lord🙌 gave you to NOT tempt fate by doing crazy stuff like that and sir I totally agree with you! IF a person needs an adrenaline rush, just go to the grocery store 🤯

  • @rayhume1971
    @rayhume1971 4 місяці тому +56

    Joe Rogan once said you've got a better chance of finding Big Foot than of finding a Black person looking for Big Foot.

  • @MrJdsenior
    @MrJdsenior 4 місяці тому +26

    Yes, as that great philosopher George Carlin said,, "Never trust a fart".

  • @charleskadletc2431
    @charleskadletc2431 4 місяці тому +10

    I love it when a good comedic can poke fun on one's own race, religion, and heritage. VERY PROFESSIONAL. YOU ARE.

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 4 місяці тому +5

    They weren't sure at first, but he was getting them towards the end. I heard several 'I can't help myself laughs'.😂🤣

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 4 місяці тому +8

    And black folk usually stay away from haunted places.... naw bruh... just naw..

  • @RayfordRaySiegel
    @RayfordRaySiegel 4 місяці тому +10

    Ha, ha! I said "Popeyes", a little before he did.

  • @leoseries
    @leoseries 4 місяці тому +14

    According TV ads in the UK. Black men are too busy doing the cooking, cleaning, ironing, household shopping and and child minding to have time for anything else!

  • @D9P323
    @D9P323 4 місяці тому +12

    "Brutha, how black are you tryna GET?" "You know they can't swim"......dude, folks need to get out more 😊

    • @oscarandbernie
      @oscarandbernie 3 місяці тому

      We all got black ancestors DNA proves. Mine swam North long ago!

  • @pelletfunner6701
    @pelletfunner6701 4 місяці тому +2

    You had that crowd rolling! Well done 👍!

  • @plasmaforce11
    @plasmaforce11 4 місяці тому +7

    Lost my breath over 5 times laughing 😂 pure gold!

  • @sweetenpenksa5696
    @sweetenpenksa5696 4 місяці тому +23

    I'm a big black woman. He's making me fall out of my chair laughing so intense

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 4 місяці тому +3

    Breason
    More of him for sure !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clickrick
    @clickrick 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh man, it takes some good humour to make me actually laugh out loud enough so my neighbours wonder what's up!
    "I went to the bathroom - the smoke alarm went off"
    That delivery was just perfect!

  • @cvvzdesigns
    @cvvzdesigns 4 місяці тому +2

    Dang... The only jelly bean I DO eat is the black ones! They wouldn't be safe from Shark-me. 😆

  • @karlforster4907
    @karlforster4907 4 місяці тому +1

    Had me rolling! Thank you.

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 4 місяці тому +2

    This Cat is FUNNY!

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 4 місяці тому +1

    Good stuff

  • @ZappyOh
    @ZappyOh 4 місяці тому +21

    Bungee jumping was actually invented by blacks in Vanuatu, Melanesia.
    Now you know :)

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 4 місяці тому +6

      They’re Pacific Islanders, not Black.

    • @ZappyOh
      @ZappyOh 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ilovesparky13 If you met one, you couldn't tell.

    • @bigjohn7057
      @bigjohn7057 3 місяці тому

      Great! No, maybe we all can sleep tonight, thanks for the brilliant input

  • @cronicarecordsmusic3932
    @cronicarecordsmusic3932 4 місяці тому +1

    Love it 🙌

  • @a.thomas501
    @a.thomas501 4 місяці тому +1

    He needs to try my homemade stuffed jalapenos.

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 4 місяці тому +4

    He was good

  • @stvie3
    @stvie3 4 місяці тому +11

    for the discerning gent who likes racial humor, but not bad words

  • @theresewalters1696
    @theresewalters1696 4 місяці тому +3

    He's good.

  • @deankissell3196
    @deankissell3196 4 місяці тому +7

    He said Popeyes, but I thought he was gonna say Newport

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 4 місяці тому

    Funny!!!

  • @Videomorgue
    @Videomorgue 4 місяці тому

    This sounds like a comedy routine from 1995.

    • @oscarandbernie
      @oscarandbernie 3 місяці тому

      Joe and I were performing in Cleveland then. Plus I have caught comics stealing from Joe.

  • @IndigoBassNotes
    @IndigoBassNotes 4 місяці тому +6

    Tipping is on the list for sure.

  • @franciscodaniel08
    @franciscodaniel08 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emazur8394
    @emazur8394 4 місяці тому +1

    Playing a harp

  • @lilinglopez9940
    @lilinglopez9940 3 місяці тому

    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @a.d.morton4624
    @a.d.morton4624 4 місяці тому +8

    There is a Black Man that owns a car in NASCAR. He has to trick his way in but yeah, we do everything. Also our skin absorbs nutrients from the sun. Our Melanin is like what photosynthesis is to plant life 🤗 So we sun bathe boo......oh, yes we do. ❤
    And I swim, grew up swimming. I also have a niece that surfs 🤷🏾 Never generalize 💯😄

    • @MrTekniqs
      @MrTekniqs 4 місяці тому +2

      Everyone absorbs Nutrients through their skin. Seasonal Depression comes from lack of Sunlight. Vitamin D deficiency.

    • @coyoteodie4458
      @coyoteodie4458 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@MrTekniqsnot me. I just turn into a cracker

    • @ospears6276
      @ospears6276 4 місяці тому

      Facts! He wasn't funny.

    • @oscarandbernie
      @oscarandbernie 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ospears6276Joe a great comic. You gotta different flavor...

  • @Rarcade
    @Rarcade 4 місяці тому

    no, no, & no but thumb up! 😄

  • @Wandera1970
    @Wandera1970 4 місяці тому +10

    Oh no I am posting a fact and your gonna delete it. While I appreicate the comdey and laughed.. This guy needs to research the origins of bungee jumping. The Vanuatu Tribe. They invented it. Bravery and faith. just youtube. Amazing POV: Jump With the Original Bungee Jumpers. Take credit for it own it. No disrespect meant. You gave the world a craze that is enjoyed around the globe.

    • @jbc6980
      @jbc6980 4 місяці тому

      Who's persecuting you now?

    • @Wandera1970
      @Wandera1970 4 місяці тому +4

      @@jbc6980 lol youtube thou shall not offend any one at any time. .. (I joke) I post a lot of fact back comments. I guess how I word them at times get them removed. Or they never get posted in the first place. haha I don't feel persecuted. A fact is fact. People should not get upset about facts. But hey is ok to smear false facts all over the place. But direct some one to a real fact that can be fact checked independantly .. no no no you can not do that it might offend some one

    • @torrisali2082
      @torrisali2082 4 місяці тому +2

      @Wandera1970 not Black Americans. That is something we don't do, and a lot of Africa people don't consider us as one of them, nor do they like us. I've done DNA research on myself but would spend money to go to those areas because not many of them would welcome me there.

    • @Wandera1970
      @Wandera1970 4 місяці тому +1

      @@torrisali2082 that's a lot to unpack. As a species we need to learn to work together for the benefit of the entire species and not select few or elite. And definitely not based of colour of skin or culture. The world wide web. connects all of us but it seems we are not ready mentally to be connected spiritually as a species. Hope your research and journeys take you to new places.

    • @rolmodel12.
      @rolmodel12. 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@Wandera1970 💯 people want to push different isms... agendas. The biggest one is money. That is where the disconnect is, follow the money. It will ALWAYS lead you to the big bad. It's not race, creed, gender... it's the wealth.

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 4 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 4 місяці тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh he’s hilarious

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 4 місяці тому

    The jokes you can't say about the topic arw funnier.

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory 4 місяці тому

    As if he has EVER picked cot ton.

    • @oscarandbernie
      @oscarandbernie 3 місяці тому

      E moved to Cleveland as a kid cause black kids getting killed in Atlanta. Joe knows cotton...

  • @lateblossom
    @lateblossom 4 місяці тому +1

    This crowd sucked

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey 4 місяці тому +1

    Meh...

  • @airborn1buster121
    @airborn1buster121 4 місяці тому

    Third comment

  • @stuplays6632
    @stuplays6632 4 місяці тому

    I thought the dry bar was supposed avoid racism 🤔

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory 4 місяці тому

      That's only for White people.

  • @zerosternritter566
    @zerosternritter566 4 місяці тому +2

    Being a father is one of them 😂😂

    • @solotraveller7795
      @solotraveller7795 4 місяці тому +2

      U watch too much network news, that statement is not based on actual facts. sad to hear yhe thoughts that u should keep to urself.