The brutal reality for many people. In 'reality', someone with a Karlach's face would have had many opportunities. The artificial heart, asymmetrical horns, pointy ears, blood-red skin covered with burns and scars, tail, piercings, 7+ feet tall stature and flames etc would not put people off. Fit AF.
Well, if I become an applicant to Sune, Our Redhead Goddess of Beauty and Love, through Her Most Honorable Exarchess, Mater Felidarum Sharess, I have a real chance to become Her chosen, and then Her ascendant, without ever getting judged by Jergal, Myrkul, or even Kelemvor.
So he judges you for having a partner and judges you for being single. PICK!
Exactly! Why are you even *here* sir?!
@@elvenring To judge you, clearly.
Tbf he doesn’t judges you, he just says "hey now that you can f*ck, just remember that you still need to save the world."
I don't really think he's judging you. It feels more like he's just making a note of it.
He's a god, he doesn't have to make sense
It's that little disapproving headshake he does at 0:08 that gets me every time!🤣💀
What about the ones at 0:20 then?
@@3ndlessL00p I honestly didn't even notice that and now I can't see the judgemental nature of that headshake either. XD
No Bosom companion? 👀
What's truly shocking here is seeing Karlach wearing the infernal robe that requires her death to be obtained.
Check out my video "The Loophole" for that one!
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The way he judges Jaheira is the most hilarious version to me
He told this to Astarion when I went to respec him 😂😂
The brutal reality for many people. In 'reality', someone with a Karlach's face would have had many opportunities.
The artificial heart, asymmetrical horns, pointy ears, blood-red skin covered with burns and scars, tail, piercings, 7+ feet tall stature and flames etc would not put people off.
Fit AF.
True, but also... "Ew, no."
We will never forget!!
@elvenring "can you imagine"
Look here you twink vamp elf, gale can call me stinky but say eww again and you're getting a stake dinner.
@@alexcavazos3341 for me it's the opposite, Astarion can call me anything he wants and I'll still burn the world for him 🤷♂
Story of my life. An older person judging me because I chose a career and single life over over children and a spouse.
And thus you are alone. And will die alone.
Career is an over-rated con. It's empty and meaningless.
I thought he was about to offer me help with Karlach, maybe some advice. 😢
Damn if you choose to be with someone he JUDGES you, if you are single HE STILL JUDGES YOU. Damn...you are one picky undead/resurrected dude... A
Of course he judges you regardless of what you do he is Jergal the original god of the dead so him being judgemental is in his very nature.
Well, if I become an applicant to Sune, Our Redhead Goddess of Beauty and Love, through Her Most Honorable Exarchess, Mater Felidarum Sharess, I have a real chance to become Her chosen, and then Her ascendant, without ever getting judged by Jergal, Myrkul, or even Kelemvor.
He's not actually judging you. He's curious, simply asking why.
He's granddad, he's gonna disapprove regardless.
Man this game really pushes you to be romantic
You mean "get laid"
Bruh really here commenting on your sex life 😭😭😭😂
Ye olde Larian survey.
Mayhaps Withers is secretly hoping that Karlach will offer to jump his bones 🦴 (so to speak).
They’d make a cute couple ☠
She did catch him giving her the old withers eye 😮
@@siyrean imagine Withers dirty-talking in bed: “This coupling session moves along, as it should”