Hey Bert. I weigh in excess of 400lbs and its videos like this that make me motivated to do something about it. All jokes aside its great to see someone in a worse condition than myself trying to do something about it. Really inspiring.
I love how you refuse to let people's negativity get you down while also not ignoring it and living in la la land and becoming bitter like many do. Keep it up homie.
Hey dude, I remember you from fresh baked video games. I loved the 'shot to the nuts' segment, especially the one with Lisa gleave, but I can't find it online. I don't suppose you have the footage. It would so amazing if you could upload it.
Thank you soooo much for bring the vlog back, I love seeing your amazing life. It makes me glad that you can be happy and have a wonderful family, while being that fat.
dude, who give two fucks about people "fat shaming" you're a hilarious dude that entertains me. Seems like you have a lovely family and you're doing what you love. Fuck all the rest
haha! that yoga form wasn't bad at all! still #bertisfat though if he stopped boozing for a month... I'd have to change my hashtag. Bart is in active drunk shape.
Literally lit my brain on fire. Burnt Krystals is still fatter than tommy buns aka water champ aka personality cham aka todd. Keep featherin tim nd Christy. Im home here now mommys.
Hey Bert. I weigh in excess of 400lbs and its videos like this that make me motivated to do something about it. All jokes aside its great to see someone in a worse condition than myself trying to do something about it. Really inspiring.
didyou get in shape or are you still fat ??
I think the joke went over your head
Kevin Burzynski you know what. I just realized this. I’m gonna read a book.
hahaha well to be fair he did say "all jokes aside"
😂😂😂😂
I love how you refuse to let people's negativity get you down while also not ignoring it and living in la la land and becoming bitter like many do. Keep it up homie.
good to see you back bert. been missing your vlogs
Bert, that was a genuinely funny video. Even my dog was laughing.
Your book was amazing it had me 😂 for days.
Recently found you. Hilarious! And lovin the music! Hello dirty south ha 👊🏻
Hilarious! I'm glad to see the Vlog is back.
hilarious! those cartwheels are on fleeck status
Dude is way fitter than Tom Segura. I'd like to see some competitions. Bert wins them all. Push ups, Sprints, Looks, Belly size, and Studliness.
haha agreed!
But Tommy has a bigger dick.
haha his jeans show that
bert is way fatter tho
But does he drink more water than Tom? I heard he is the water champ
You can tell it's all gut with Bert. Just drink a lot less dude and it will melt away.
but then there would be no bert
Bert Chrysler's 3 Minute Geriatrics Beach Workout
Good job Burnt!!!
This is amazing.
Sweet blogs back!
Hey dude, I remember you from fresh baked video games. I loved the 'shot to the nuts' segment, especially the one with Lisa gleave, but I can't find it online. I don't suppose you have the footage. It would so amazing if you could upload it.
Is that Clearwater, Florida?
Thank you soooo much for bring the vlog back, I love seeing your amazing life. It makes me glad that you can be happy and have a wonderful family, while being that fat.
Bert what sunglasses are those?
epic. best, funniest vlog ever Bert. made me giggle. #tomsfat
0:57 awww shit bert coming for that title. this video had me dying laughing i am officially #TeamBert with all due respect to my denim
You're the best dude ✌
It reminds me of Black Swan...such natural grace...
Best vlogger 😂😂
2022 and DAMN Bert is HUGE and Tom is slim
Best Bert Kreischer video ever
HAHAHA YES! So much yes.
Seriously needs to bring the vlogs back
That's odd, I didn't click on Gerard Depardieu's vlog... Why is it playing?
Bert Rocks every time! BTC!!!!
Love that T.I. song
You're the man bert
You're the man Bert.
"lazy day at the beach" I think every day is a lazy day for Bert. #bertisfat
Everyone knows Bert is a Beast, Works out all day, does beach days like this constantly, and is not fat. #tomistherealfatbuddha #musclebellybert
Lolol awesome
without the sound this looks like a national geographic bio on walruses ;)
I feel like this guys the new Tom segura
sculped after Michelangelos David Lol
Yeah! Bert's Back!
He is so funny 😂
This shit makes my day bring it back Bert
need more vlogs man and def more then 4 mins long lol
ahahahahah! "do you have the time?" pppppffffffffhahahahah
Tommy buns... Please becareful...............
Bert is unbelievably flexible after a few crown and cokes...
This is fucking magic.
Anyone know the song?
Outkast - Player's Ball
You're not fat baby you're gorgeous and haters are just jealous, keep on keeping on you're a rock star
Bert are you kids carrying the cooler while you vlog? Cmon
Congratulations Bert! When are you due?
love Bert
Life's a beach.
If Bert got ripped would look like Rich Piana
they misspelt "Burke" at the end it said "Tom" for some reason.
Now I'm on Team Bert.
stl hat i see you bert !
Fucking love Bert!!!
dude, who give two fucks about people "fat shaming" you're a hilarious dude that entertains me. Seems like you have a lovely family and you're doing what you love. Fuck all the rest
He's living good doing his thing spreading happy shit everybody talking shit is jealous and so am I
Bert you Kick ass Fuck the haters!!! your awesome Bud!
I'm thinking of bulking up , Bert how did you get so fat ? Oh and happy Fourth of July
I think you have made it explicitly clear that you are in tremendous shape ( #bertisround )
Uncle Bert has earned himself a free pass into Heaven---
Team Machine!
Bert Chrysler, more like Svelte Chrysler
What does a beached whale having epileptic seizures have to do with the 4th of july? #berntchrysler #bertisfat
#teambertbertbert
My moms name is Ila..Ila mae :)
love you
way to go bert chrysler
haha! that yoga form wasn't bad at all!
still #bertisfat
though if he stopped boozing for a month... I'd have to change my hashtag. Bart is in active drunk shape.
Bert ! Come to winnipeg we dont fat shame (we're all fat)
fucking hilarious
Literally lit my brain on fire. Burnt Krystals is still fatter than tommy buns aka water champ aka personality cham aka todd. Keep featherin tim nd Christy. Im home here now mommys.
#BertIsRound
Casey Neistat watch out!
dat copyright strike tho
Bert is too trill! #Tomisfat
Title Should be "VLOG #26 - Bert proves how un-athletic he is while scaring beach goers"
Keep up the good work Bert, moving like that you will get under 500 pounds in no time. #bertisfat
#My favorite fat... thats real effort to show up your twin fatty fat! love ya both... jeans up! Fat pride! keep the saga going!
Hey Bart
You ended the podcast with Ali Siddiq because you needed to pick someone up at the airport?
You look like a thinner Tommy Buns.
Tom and Bert need to do a fat off to truly determine who is fatter.
Start Powerlifting man!! You got the body and you can eat whatever!!👍🏽 ASK #markbell to help you!! #powercast Next year, a fat and strong dud.
Hope you used sun screen, I'd hate for you to be a Burnt Chrysler.
this made me realize that #tomisfat .
damn bart, your nose is caked up son...
The ballad of big Tommy buns is amaze! Your still super fat but great song, love you long time Bart Chrysler.
big words
A typical day as a beached whale. #bertchryslerisfat
Baywatch 2
flexing
Cut out the beer = you would be ripped
bert training? must be photoshopped, special fx or something
#yusofat
Bert needs a talk with rich Franco #berttoofat
Is that a booger in Bert's right nostril? #BertsBooger
Sup
I think it's powdered sugar #bertisfat
SpaceManDawn ayy
I saw that too, i think its nose hair
Coke rock
Its going to be hard for tom to get back at this one, But that being said im still on toms side #bertisfat
I would rather have Tom's figure, where the fat is distributed evenly across his body. That belly is just alarming.
Toms a punk in comparison and his wife is nails on a chalkboard. 🛑
*#BertIsFat*
Keep up the "hard work". It's gonna take awhile for that hard alcohol belly fat to dissappear. #berntchryslerstillkindafat