I Built A Machine That Accidentally Launches Black Holes in People Playground

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  • Welcome To People Playground! People Playground is a simulator game like Happy Room. Your entire goal is to destroy everything alive! Watch More People Playground: bit.ly/PeoplePl...
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    People Playground Gameplay Features:
    Some stuff is sharp
    You can stab people (and other soft objects) with sharp objects such as swords or spears.
    Some stuff conducts
    Many things conduct electricty, some do it better than others. Humans are very good at it too. When certain items are charged, they become a lot more powerful.
    Some stuff burns
    Wood, rubber, plastic, and humans burn very well. Set them on fire and stare while it slowly turns black.
    Some stuff shoots
    The game contains a varied collection of projectile based weapons for you to play with.
    Some stuff explodes
    There's different explosives that vary in destructive power as well as the manner in which they release their energy.
    Build stuff
    You can build contraptions, usually death machines, to play around with.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 460

  • @Blitz
    @Blitz  4 роки тому +423

    "Accidentally"

    • @santiagoavocado5514
      @santiagoavocado5514 4 роки тому +1

      Hewoo

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 4 роки тому +2

      hi

    • @superpenguin6917
      @superpenguin6917 4 роки тому +2

      accidentally did what

    • @thefirstcrow3345
      @thefirstcrow3345 4 роки тому +2

      I've never been the fourth person to reply on blitz'z post thing,

    • @antenmanakhelo
      @antenmanakhelo 4 роки тому +7

      I WANT ATTENTION SO IM PUTTING ALL CAPS ON THIS COMMENT TO GRAB ALL THE ATTENTION AND NOW IM GOING TO MAKE THIS COMMENT LONGGGGG AJAJAHSBSHAHSHDHDHDHDHSHSHDBFJD

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage 4 роки тому +38

    Watching him struggle so long with the concept of levers and what long arm vs short arm means was physically painful.

  • @blitzwaffle9523
    @blitzwaffle9523 4 роки тому +32

    Kevin: * has clear sit down command *
    Blitz: * continuous to stab with needle *

  • @charlesbovee2743
    @charlesbovee2743 4 роки тому +64

    "I think he's still alive.. If he's not that's fine"-Blitz 2019

  • @landontoaster3818
    @landontoaster3818 4 роки тому +92

    The side of the arm with the weight or thrusters has to be the shorter side

    • @buddycatdudeguy7169
      @buddycatdudeguy7169 4 роки тому +4

      Yay, leverage!

    • @lucasdlabaya9558
      @lucasdlabaya9558 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah i also noticed that the way he added more wieghts thinking that it will make a difference if its that far away

    • @camelshoe
      @camelshoe 4 роки тому +1

      And blitz calls himself an engineer, tsk tsk.

    • @ironbunky
      @ironbunky 4 роки тому +3

      Yep, the throwing side needs to be longer for maximum YEETing distance. The weight side still needs to have some length, though. Physics! The weight arm should be like half or a third of the length of the throwing arm.

    • @landontoaster3818
      @landontoaster3818 4 роки тому +1

      Camelshoe yep and I’m just a 16 year old with some interest in engineering

  • @Zacatk23
    @Zacatk23 4 роки тому +28

    For the catapult the pole where the seat was, has to be longer than the one with the weights.
    You could also use buttons for the bomb

  • @mr.tophat6524
    @mr.tophat6524 4 роки тому +34

    Blitz:"just needs a little more UMPH"
    makes mega rocket

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ 4 роки тому +1

      Makes a ultra rocket of speediness that goes like mach 34

    • @TheRatLiker
      @TheRatLiker 4 роки тому

      sosig

  • @wolverinehud
    @wolverinehud 4 роки тому +66

    Kevin: exists
    Blitz: STABS VIOLENTLY WITH A HEALTH SYRINGE

  • @winkyben69
    @winkyben69 4 роки тому +156

    0:01, you can't do that in no nut November, that's illegal!

  • @JC-dq6us
    @JC-dq6us 4 роки тому +11

    You uploaded this at 5:00 a.m. Malaysian time. Yet here I am watching it at5:45 a.m.

  • @loganjsmith_
    @loganjsmith_ 4 роки тому +9

    “This is how the Rebels should’ve attacked the Federation.” Blitz, November 6th, 2019

  • @people_of_pez2532
    @people_of_pez2532 4 роки тому +41

    No body:
    Blitz: 600 fps

  • @lordaragon901
    @lordaragon901 2 роки тому +2

    It’s better to make a catapult where the side with the weight is shorter, cuz centripetal force will make the heavier side swing faster cuz of the shorter length, meanwhile the side you use to launch Kevin should be longer, in that case since it’ll swing faster, the longer side will also swing insanely fast and launch Kevin really far.

  • @emmicon1645
    @emmicon1645 4 роки тому +2

    the fixed cable tool actually does act like a welder, slap one of those on two things and bam done. not only does it fix the distance between two objects but also their exact position in relation to eachother

  • @astronix7141
    @astronix7141 4 роки тому +6

    People playground is one of my favorite games, try making a blackhole railgun!

  • @april5054
    @april5054 4 роки тому +3

    If you just positioned the arm of the catapult so that the half with the scoop end was much longer than the half with the weights/thrusters, you would be able to accelerate kevin much more quickly.

  • @Boomkiller2435
    @Boomkiller2435 4 роки тому +2

    Blitz: This is why we dont trust kevin
    Everyone: YOU BREAK EVERYTHING

  • @evanlephrog7337
    @evanlephrog7337 4 роки тому +1

    thank you for being the 1st youtubeur who has figerd out how to use the cantapult

  • @techmaster9781
    @techmaster9781 2 роки тому

    This man's disregard for physics and gravity makes my brain want to die

  • @GalaxureIndustries
    @GalaxureIndustries 4 роки тому +1

    5:20
    Blitz: He’s sleeping like a a baby.
    Literally 2 seconds later: Oh no, his head fell off!

  • @madpotatoe7830
    @madpotatoe7830 4 роки тому +1

    5:02 Ultimate wall sit by Kevin

  • @eynjel08
    @eynjel08 3 роки тому +1

    blitz:*place human*
    catapult :NO I DONT WANT THAT
    blitz:wait that not how it work HAHAHHAHA
    *4:32*

  • @frog_king200
    @frog_king200 Рік тому +1

    Do not let this man learn about gmod

  • @swordholder
    @swordholder 4 роки тому +1

    im screaming at blitz' lack of understanding of how this works
    D: Weight has to be shorter.

  • @ahmedatef8492
    @ahmedatef8492 4 роки тому +2

    the catapult arm should be short near the weight and long on the other side

    • @robarmour5368
      @robarmour5368 4 роки тому +1

      I feel the laws of physics do not come into the mind of Blitz during moments such as these

  • @user-db3pi3vg8s
    @user-db3pi3vg8s 4 роки тому +4

    2:46 "Uh Oh, Thats Looks... Shocking." -Blitz 2019

  • @alexcatkinggaming
    @alexcatkinggaming 4 роки тому +1

    Did you know a black hole the size of a grain of sand could destroy earth

  • @lokithezorua9443
    @lokithezorua9443 4 роки тому

    It is a trebuchet because it uses wieght to launch the projectile, the catapult uses tension

  • @PizzaPowerXYZ
    @PizzaPowerXYZ 4 роки тому +2

    Blitz, the long part is where you put the kevin. The rocket goes on the short end.

  • @normankleinman8648
    @normankleinman8648 4 роки тому +1

    Try to make an earthquake simulation in a building

  • @antonycreak5032
    @antonycreak5032 4 роки тому +1

    You should attach a rocket thing or a fire extinguisher to the back of your super zombie and make a jet pack.

  • @blake1814
    @blake1814 4 роки тому +1

    If you want it to work shorten the length of the firing arm so it gets more leveragre

  • @Rexx_Gaming117
    @Rexx_Gaming117 3 роки тому

    4:04 that’s a mandragel, a type of catapult. Trebuchets are also catapults

  • @sandraguyse5092
    @sandraguyse5092 4 роки тому +1

    Fill the map with Kevins

  • @hadrianmoment3944
    @hadrianmoment3944 4 роки тому +1

    The motorcycle murder you used on Kevin is giving me Danganronpa vibes ngl

  • @HJZ75driver
    @HJZ75driver 4 роки тому

    Basic physics Blitz, shorten the weighted end, lengthen the Kevin end = more distance. But you knew that already, right?

  • @noahhooper1989
    @noahhooper1989 4 роки тому +2

    16:17 he said this is how the rebels should of fought the federation Star Wars and Star Trek meet ?

  • @Xmetalfanx
    @Xmetalfanx 4 роки тому +8

    what was Kevin doing in the intro? lol

    • @RH-ry8ve
      @RH-ry8ve 4 роки тому

      Maybe callmekevin was doing a collab with blitz

    • @lydiayazzie9274
      @lydiayazzie9274 4 роки тому

      Failing no nut november

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 3 роки тому +1

      You know that Blitz was just derpily trying to make Kevin wave.

  • @spaghettifools
    @spaghettifools 4 роки тому +13

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Literally Literally Nobody:
    Me: "Doesn't the catapult look like a toothbrush?"

  • @sparecreeper1580
    @sparecreeper1580 4 роки тому +1

    Karen: my child is perfect!
    Her child: 9:12

  • @shadowlord0162
    @shadowlord0162 4 роки тому +50

    "like the video or something bad happends"
    me:*likes video*
    *still gets shot with a needle*

    • @TheFlamingoBird
      @TheFlamingoBird 4 роки тому +2

      SHADOWLORD01 sue him for lying

    • @toxicflame2427
      @toxicflame2427 4 роки тому

      SHADOWLORD01 no one cares

    • @lolbobPlus
      @lolbobPlus 4 роки тому

      Toxic Flame it’s obviously a joke. Instead of being negative, maybe just don’t comment and be rude for no reason? Maybe just humor them.

    • @toxicflame2427
      @toxicflame2427 4 роки тому

      lolbob999999 Plus 1 well just stop because your not funny

    • @lolbobPlus
      @lolbobPlus 4 роки тому

      Toxic Flame It was not intended to be funny. Clearly you can’t tell the difference I guess🤷‍♂️

  • @silentsquid2642
    @silentsquid2642 4 роки тому +1

    0:00-0:03 when December 1st comes around

  • @riktherok
    @riktherok 4 роки тому

    blitz: the baby zombies are coming!
    also blitz: there going to eat your liver!
    kevin: hey whos the dummy here?

  • @janmeyer8640
    @janmeyer8640 4 роки тому +4

    8:37 your lever on the side with the wight ist way to long you need to decrease the distance to the center to get more velocity for good old Kevin

    • @PencilUi
      @PencilUi 4 роки тому

      Holy sht your smart like me

  • @Zekroe8
    @Zekroe8 4 роки тому +1

    Friend: are you ok?
    Me: yeah
    Also me: 9:13

  • @dundunoho7145
    @dundunoho7145 4 роки тому +2

    Why did the blitz cross the road?
    ._.

  • @mrmhod2580
    @mrmhod2580 4 роки тому +2

    Great vid! Ur doing great at the moment! I’m sure lots of people agree!

  • @javon189
    @javon189 4 роки тому

    Make the catapult basket bigger so if it vibrates Kevin stays in no matter what

  • @dookiebootyjohn3567
    @dookiebootyjohn3567 4 роки тому +1

    What would happen if you drove the decimator into a black hole? Would the black hole absorb the car with decimator or would the decimator delete the black hole? Please test

  • @stinkuskhan
    @stinkuskhan 4 роки тому

    Kevin back bois we did it

  • @game4evergamer118
    @game4evergamer118 4 роки тому +1

    I think what ya mean is. ENERGY = MASS × LIGHTSPEED. What I mean is the more MASS there is in an object the more energy there is an... you know what nevermine.

  • @mechbuilder3953
    @mechbuilder3953 2 роки тому +1

    I love your vids blitz keep it up

  • @mr.mewtwomew8903
    @mr.mewtwomew8903 4 роки тому

    The thruster side should be shorter not longer. Its simple catapult physics.

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 4 роки тому

    I know how to make a black hole grenade in the game!
    Connect a timer to a generator to a decimator then activate the timer
    Yeet the nade and watch the void consume all.

  • @nuclearcider
    @nuclearcider 4 роки тому

    For the catapult, you could've used a simple rail on a log with one side bigger than the other (where Jimmy will sit) and another shorter one attached to it,s side of the log as to counterbalance the weight of Jimmy, then drop either an anchor or a few stuck together onto the smallest side of the catapult to see Jimmy enter into the space program.
    Or you know, just attach a powered thruster with a detector so it shuts off as soon as it goes off giving the catapult just enough force to send Jimmy flying a few yards forwards

  • @Halfling22
    @Halfling22 4 роки тому

    Poor kevin. He goes through so much just to get to the end of the video and ends up being destroyed in the next. R.I.P

  • @ianschutzman7818
    @ianschutzman7818 4 роки тому

    Use the industrial catipult and launch Kevin to space but light him on fire with a flame thrower so when he falls down he’s a meteor or shooting star

  • @zirconlakag9559
    @zirconlakag9559 4 роки тому

    Cool catapult!

  • @stoneyclifton2790
    @stoneyclifton2790 4 роки тому +1

    I love your videos and I’ve subscribed

  • @AlextheBat
    @AlextheBat 4 роки тому

    Ah yes I too hate it when I accidentally kill many innocence via a black hole. Relatable content.

  • @tbrworldold7077
    @tbrworldold7077 4 роки тому

    "We made a catapilt that can fire blackholes how good is that!? Ok bye *video ends*" - Blitz 2019

  • @le_boy3994
    @le_boy3994 4 роки тому +1

    i like this start >:3

  • @puzz8930
    @puzz8930 4 роки тому

    I love that motorcycle

  • @marca6597
    @marca6597 4 роки тому +6

    When you're early and you see people commenting what you were going to comment.

  • @pugytuby
    @pugytuby 4 роки тому

    Blitz, you need to add a wall to the back of the catapult so Kevin won't abort his dea- I MEAN HIS MISSION!

  • @flouyume2020
    @flouyume2020 4 роки тому

    The reason why that catapult wasnt working was because it was too low. The weights hit the ground and the basket couldnt go more than 60°.
    Edit: okay I spoke too soon. But hey, if the creator of the first catapult creation sees this, hope it helps. :)

  • @sirbutterbutter8792
    @sirbutterbutter8792 4 роки тому

    You made the arm wrong yes the weight should be more than sufficient but the length of the arm interferes with the effectiveness, the longer the weight travels the more energy it picks up

  • @ernandesbr8550
    @ernandesbr8550 4 роки тому

    Blitz don't make he die, he can actually sit in the game, soo take a look in the changelog omg

  • @coltonlabelle3769
    @coltonlabelle3769 3 роки тому +1

    How does blitz not laugh his head off from making the videos?

  • @alexwrenproductions
    @alexwrenproductions 4 роки тому

    Did blitz forget THE SIT ANIMATION

  • @nidusprime3302
    @nidusprime3302 4 роки тому +1

    You are the best UA-cam ☺

  • @kendrakomer9028
    @kendrakomer9028 3 роки тому

    All the catapult part made me lath so hard my collarbone hurt

  • @Liam-fd4bp
    @Liam-fd4bp 4 роки тому

    the chair in 9:01 is me when i get a lame game

  • @king-uw3jd
    @king-uw3jd 4 роки тому

    Blitz it is a trebuchet because you're using a counterweight to fire the whatchamacallit

  • @dinax1119
    @dinax1119 4 роки тому

    Me, a physics lover: *TRIGGERED*

  • @miscellaneousbox848
    @miscellaneousbox848 4 роки тому

    4:20 that is a trebuchet

  • @panzer_004
    @panzer_004 4 роки тому +2

    I live on Moorhead MN right across the river 👊

  • @goldballistics6349
    @goldballistics6349 4 роки тому

    Best annoying orange pun 24.7 somebody gets electricuted lol that was shocking

  • @everetthardy2184
    @everetthardy2184 4 роки тому

    That motercycle was very....SHOCKING
    Seinfeld music*

  • @dablah4253
    @dablah4253 4 роки тому

    the catapults triangle was to small work good

  • @die14die
    @die14die 4 роки тому

    I can't stop to thinking.....you using a lever in wrong way!!

  • @grimmy2663
    @grimmy2663 4 роки тому

    Make a circle of worm staffs and put kevin in the center.

  • @eiranramsey3852
    @eiranramsey3852 4 роки тому

    they should make it so when u use a health syringe on a dismembered corpse it should grow back the limbs

  • @lucasdlabaya9558
    @lucasdlabaya9558 4 роки тому

    At 7:00 blitz you realise that your catapult was put on the wrong way the basket should be far away from the support and the (6 1 tone wieghts) should be clsoer in order to gather/reach higher speeds...
    If anyone else picked that up like the comment lets see jow many people noticed that/ actually de ided to read this...

  • @hunterpatton1370
    @hunterpatton1370 4 роки тому

    0:00 Kevin just lost NNN

  • @dancingthe06jig38
    @dancingthe06jig38 4 роки тому

    But Blitz, I liked the video as Kevin was telling me too!! Poor Kevin.

  • @KingNektus
    @KingNektus 4 роки тому +1

    Ghost Rider’s little bro: Electric bicycler

  • @chickenpickle131
    @chickenpickle131 4 роки тому

    Love this game

  • @madwomansinsight
    @madwomansinsight 4 роки тому

    2:35 this is a Danganronpa execution

  • @Milkisdelicious
    @Milkisdelicious 4 роки тому +1

    Make a water wheel please 🙂

  • @haydenrehberg8267
    @haydenrehberg8267 4 роки тому

    I am sorry to inform you that that is in fact a trebuchet due to the counter weight powering a rising arm.

  • @vergilsittinginvergilchair9731
    @vergilsittinginvergilchair9731 4 роки тому

    HES GHOST RIDER! 2:35

  • @thefirstcrow3345
    @thefirstcrow3345 4 роки тому

    You should do a forts video with Baron, also you are awesome!

  • @piero8927
    @piero8927 3 роки тому

    It's a little irritating that the catapult is backwards but, well, it doesn't matter

  • @manwithlegos7642
    @manwithlegos7642 4 роки тому

    uh oh blitz is a big brain we must sacrifice
    lol

  • @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546
    @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546 4 роки тому +4

    If kevin’s gonna be an astronaut at least let him experience a black hole!

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +1

      Exposure to black holes is a basic requirement of any astronaut training.

  • @procurementonline628
    @procurementonline628 3 роки тому

    use bowling balls for the sling shoot

  • @archer_of_azure
    @archer_of_azure 4 роки тому

    Catapult size needs to be multiplied

  • @ianwaite3056
    @ianwaite3056 4 роки тому

    the reason the catapult didn't work very well is because you didn't put the person holder thing on the long end of the catapult
    Edit: With what you did, you only got height because of the speed, but if you put the basket on the long side then it would work like intended and get distance

  • @brandonhwang1010
    @brandonhwang1010 4 роки тому

    Mr. Blitz I would like to see you play more cat goes fishing! Btw I love your vids it’s funny and awesome!! Keep up the good work😁👍