John Fugelsang Effinfunny Standup - Jesus Is Republican

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 9 місяців тому +24

    I just discovered you. OMG! I love you. You say everything I want to say.

  • @56nickrich
    @56nickrich 9 місяців тому +17

    His old material is still fresh today because it's timeless stuff. When the cold hard facts can be displayed with humour even skeptics question their own gullibility. Good job John!💪🏻

  • @sillykatz
    @sillykatz 13 років тому +26

    I LOVE THIS MAN! i'm christian and this man is 100% right on! i can't stand hypocrites which basically means i don't like conservatives that much, for all the reasons he stated! if you really think about it Jesus was a rebel, a total rebel who loved everybody, all were cool with him.

    • @Zerpersande
      @Zerpersande 6 місяців тому +1

      Any religious person is, by definition, delusional. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be an otherwise decent person. My experience is that it isn’t likely that I will get along with the delusional sort, but it does happen.

  • @CGMaat
    @CGMaat 9 місяців тому +10

    Where have you been - excellent - get on all media- you have a true pure wit for these times -thanks to the 11th hr. We got to know who you are. Wow

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent 8 місяців тому +7

    I think he just explained why Republicans don't like Jesus.

  • @patwo9719
    @patwo9719 8 місяців тому +6

    I love this guy. Why aren't the Democrats running his materiel in their ads?

  • @clarkkent3809
    @clarkkent3809 5 років тому +12

    Damn, he has been doing this bit for a long time.

    • @montanasojourn
      @montanasojourn 9 місяців тому +6

      And still doing it in 2024. But still true.

    • @3rdmm
      @3rdmm 9 місяців тому +3

      The GOP should do a total 180 and align their whole agenda with the Sermon on the Mount. Just to shut up Fugelsang.

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 8 місяців тому +2

      Still finding new people like me

    • @toonlyrics
      @toonlyrics 4 місяці тому

      It meets a need - to set the record straight, when so much falsification of Christianity is coming from the right.

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 5 місяців тому +2

    He decribed Jesus to a T.
    Facts!

  • @sheilawinston4739
    @sheilawinston4739 5 місяців тому

    John you crack me up with the truth.

  • @johnanderson3700
    @johnanderson3700 8 місяців тому +1

    Wonderful

    • @effinfunny
      @effinfunny  8 місяців тому +2

      Thank you! Cheers!

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 14 років тому +8

    This gets five stars just for mentioning Matthew 6:5.

  • @MrCabimero
    @MrCabimero 8 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @v2keener
    @v2keener 14 років тому +3

    This is outstanding, and I'll second @ErichoTTA on the Beebel quote.

  • @cassidyadams4191
    @cassidyadams4191 11 років тому +2

    Amen!

  • @isthattrue1083
    @isthattrue1083 9 місяців тому +2

    For the record he didn't have long hair as that was an offense punishable by stoning at that time. He had short curly hair.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 9 місяців тому +2

      I heard people kind of get mixed up with the terms Nazarene, which was a resident of the town of Nazareth (which Jesus was) and Nazarite, which is what Samson - the famous Biblical strongman - was. Nazarites, iirc, were set apart to God, weren't allowed to partake of grapes or grape products, AND they were not allowed to cut their hair! You can kinda guess the mistaken assumptions that can branch off of that!!

    • @56nickrich
      @56nickrich 9 місяців тому +3

      He was indistinguishable from any of the other men around him physically. He dressed, worked and even ate like them. The length of a man's hair wasn't a big deal to the people.

    • @toonlyrics
      @toonlyrics 4 місяці тому

      Who in the Bible was stoned for having long hair? That was more likely to have happened in the 60s.

  • @tylerschubert
    @tylerschubert 14 років тому +4

    watch out george carlin!

  • @GuinnessGrrl
    @GuinnessGrrl 14 років тому +9

    @chericmun how is John mocking Jesus? He's mocking the Republican hypocrites!

  • @overlord2057
    @overlord2057 9 місяців тому +2

    Ouch. In your face evangelical America. You can go home now. Feel free to think about it. If it's not to painful.

  • @teresakelly2281
    @teresakelly2281 7 місяців тому

    Yashua those Christians are talking about you again! Don't know why?

  • @whitetrashpowerco5787
    @whitetrashpowerco5787 11 років тому +3

    Republicans would ask jesus why he is helping people, we don't like social programs in these here parts jesus. We like to say we're christian but we don't like the bible, well we only like the parts we can misconstrue into an angry turn of phrase. I am christian, I would pay more taxes to help those I want but I don't like to be told what to do with my money even if god tells me. Proverbs 14:31 Whoever oppresses a poor man insults his Maker, but he who is generous to the needy honors him.

    • @clarkkent3809
      @clarkkent3809 5 років тому

      WhiteTrashPower Co Do what Jesus said then. Sell all your belongings, and give all your money to the poor. Then you can be homeless too :).

  • @aidangallo4010
    @aidangallo4010 11 років тому +1

    Yes in America these days Jesaus would be pulled over in Arizona cause he was tan

  • @stoke777
    @stoke777 Рік тому

    John, cut seven or eight seconds and issue this as a short, please.

  • @wade2bosh
    @wade2bosh 12 років тому +1

    white jesus was a germanic painting that sold well. you can thank the italians for that. he was palestinian and jewish. the people of palestine now are ex-jews that got converted to islam.

  • @dialduane
    @dialduane 5 років тому +2

    How is this EffinFunny?

  • @7SeeWind7
    @7SeeWind7 13 років тому

    @sillykatz
    Just watch Kinskis Erlöser-Tour to see how "all were cool" with Rebel Jesus
    watch?v=8w2cxoR5XeA

  • @ThePokeyPictures
    @ThePokeyPictures 12 років тому +2

    all comedians do that dummy.

  • @communistjesus
    @communistjesus 12 років тому

    !!WRONG!!, I AM NOT MIDDLE EASTERNER..

  • @EddieSchultz62
    @EddieSchultz62 13 років тому

    @chericmun "Jesus is the holy Son of God"
    If you have evidence for this, can you present it here? And what research have you done to come to the conclusion that a man named Jesus indeed, is the son of "god"? More than likely it's something you were taught growing up, and never skeptically looked at the story, you just accepted it as truth, as is the case with most believers in "god". Try doing some research on the subject, be a skeptic.

  •  4 роки тому +1

    This guy is a child of satan! Beware guys!

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 9 місяців тому +7

      Why, cuz he calls out the hypocrisy of right-wing Christians?

  • @acidtongue68
    @acidtongue68 2 роки тому +2

    This like his signature bit

  • @MusclesHockeymask
    @MusclesHockeymask 7 місяців тому

    Okay, so you can argue against a simplistic straw man you made up in your mind. Can you argue against an actual person?