I Speedran ULTRAKILL's Weirdest Challenges

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @thehKB24
    @thehKB24 Рік тому +819

    Thank you so much for including my speedrun that took 2 minutes (and the shitposting that took 30 minutes)

    • @melancall5960
      @melancall5960 Рік тому +22

      Real ones still use Action Movie FX from 2012 lmao

    • @GuessIllDie
      @GuessIllDie Рік тому +11

      So letme explain all of your shitposts
      First: ultra 4 kill 2
      Second: nail magneted hampter
      Third: beat all people on gmod with hand
      Fourth: squidward vs sisyphus on hurting competition
      And fifth: most scariest out of all scariest jumpscares the :PREPARE THYSELVES)

  • @Cahrssomething
    @Cahrssomething Рік тому +567

    Ultrakill players in the middle of the woods performing the weekly ritual of going to a random dictionary page until they get a speedrun category
    %

    • @panz33462
      @panz33462 Рік тому +12

      faith The unholy Trinity basically

  • @FlashAm
    @FlashAm Рік тому +450

    I love when he does a slam storage, instead of sliding (like intended) he dash jumps

  • @elitemetropolice4551
    @elitemetropolice4551 Рік тому +81

    10:41
    i cant believe they actually made this a speedrun category
    wouldnt exist without you lmao.

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent Рік тому +213

    Ultrakill speedrunners are just build different. they will literally jump into pure darkness and know exactly where to go

    • @night9_
      @night9_ Рік тому +25

      Truly a p-1 moment of all time

    • @monkeycat6408
      @monkeycat6408 Рік тому +19

      P-ranking P-1 on Violent do be doing that to a mf

    • @cumcer6140
      @cumcer6140 8 місяців тому +3

      Thats like every speedrunning community, look at half life 2 for example. Beating a whole chapter while not even looking at where you're going half the time

  • @combinefan2006
    @combinefan2006 Рік тому +156

    2:14 he did it.. he said it right

    • @ZesTofthelemon
      @ZesTofthelemon Рік тому +31

      tbh i never expected it to be pronounced "blowhigh", i've always heard it as "blahah"

    • @combinefan2006
      @combinefan2006 Рік тому +11

      @@ZesTofthelemon i think it's because people see å as just a funky a when it's not

    • @ZesTofthelemon
      @ZesTofthelemon Рік тому +8

      @@combinefan2006 i mean in their defense some accented letters like umlaut a just end up being the same pronunciation as the original letter in the same context (i.e. "Me" in Finnish = Minä, but the name Mina, with no umlaut, has the same pronunciation, despite originating from something else entirely)
      But fair enough regardless

    • @erikdahl6861
      @erikdahl6861 Рік тому +2

      I REALLY appreciate that he cared to pronounce it right... but If I were to nitpick I would say that the å isn't an "o" exactly. It's an o with your tongue at the bottom of your mouth. Still, really appreciate it.

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 Рік тому +4

      I always said it like "bla hage"

  • @smithbabies7886
    @smithbabies7886 Рік тому +15

    Speedrunners in a nutshell:
    Spend 10 hours training to do some thing in 10 minutes

  • @niveth1
    @niveth1 Рік тому +33

    Silly got 2.306 seconds when he did the blood waterfall speedrun, he didn’t pause the timer though. I guess it still counts though, you won!

    • @loj2252
      @loj2252 Рік тому +1

      ONE MILLISECOND

  • @Koopahunter197
    @Koopahunter197 Рік тому +92

    Oh, dang, thanks for featuring my run! Mentioned it in the video description, but my run probably took about 45 minutes worth of attempts and learning.
    If you're curious about fishing from the elevator shaft fishing, I _wanna say_ it's technically a bug. Running far away from the bobber before getting a hook usually breaks your line, but getting teleported back to the shaft from the water for some reason doesn't; so, I abuse it just for the sake of consistency. The added distance means I pulls the Blahaj out of the water right away, which makes it so I don't have to do the entire reeling minigame! It's just as fast, too, since reeling in is based on a timer rather than distance.
    Make sure to check out CausticSundew too, who I believe is the record holder. They've got a much cleaner 13.368, and they're where I got the strat from!

  • @deadwhitedragon9751
    @deadwhitedragon9751 Рік тому +9

    The fact that you don't dash jump before doing slide jumps, but dash jump when doing ground pound storage causes me emotional damage

  • @Westaxle
    @Westaxle Рік тому +21

    I was under the impression that that first bit in 1-3 was supposed to be water but some people claimed that is not so idk bruh, but the idea was that u have to grab soap and then jump into water as fast as possible. (that bath% category is not official obv)

    • @x8c8r
      @x8c8r Рік тому +2

      in 2-3 if you turn off the water in the main hub due to lighting it might still look like there is some water in the pool
      it looks really similar to 1-3

  • @BoxFoX213
    @BoxFoX213 10 місяців тому +4

    there should be a hampter% for the fastest time to pick up the hampter in 5-2

  • @aso3094
    @aso3094 Рік тому +9

    Yes! Exquisite! I was waiting for confusing speedruns. Nice.

  • @vlad980
    @vlad980 Рік тому +9

    He clearly likes it!

  • @SN1PEZ_YT_TTV
    @SN1PEZ_YT_TTV Рік тому +2

    Low income housing records are being sent

  • @nooblangpoo
    @nooblangpoo Рік тому +7

    lowincomehousing% grind time

  • @MrSpace5260
    @MrSpace5260 Рік тому +2

    “prepare thyself” LMAO

  • @nyoplus
    @nyoplus Рік тому +7

    your "slide jump" is giving me anxiety

  • @KingTwisted
    @KingTwisted Рік тому +6

    Don't worry about the P-2 D-rank lol, I got a D-rank on my first time beating the level. Right now I have an A-rank tho

  • @EllipsisMark
    @EllipsisMark Рік тому +2

    6:53 Of course, speed running is seriously business.

  • @TheKingOfShortness
    @TheKingOfShortness Рік тому +10

    sillyaw speedrunning has got to be the saddest thing i have ever seen

  • @snuffow.1218
    @snuffow.1218 Рік тому +9

    *how do you get blow high from blahaj?*
    edit: *IT'S BLOW HIGH?? I REFUSE!*

  • @funnydog8742
    @funnydog8742 7 місяців тому

    you got 2.404 seconds on the taking a shower in the blood waterfall, i got this time from the very first frame that you touch the blood water.

  • @StavDev
    @StavDev Рік тому +1

    You beat the world record for ther bathe in blood%, gg

  • @theidiotssoapbox1219
    @theidiotssoapbox1219 8 місяців тому

    Thank you for pronouncing Blåhaj correctly :]

  • @cammkids9644
    @cammkids9644 9 місяців тому

    the bathe in blood % record that he tried looked close to the record time, so I slowed down to 0.25 and looked closely and it turns out he beat the record. the world record was 2.037 and his time was 2.246

  • @I_agree
    @I_agree Рік тому

    My favorite stuffed shark the *blow high*

  • @jasperwashere
    @jasperwashere Рік тому

    did... did he just say blow high

  • @diogosilva-i7p
    @diogosilva-i7p Місяць тому

    bro lost the chance of putting a png of minos prime saying "PREPARE THYSELF" at the end

  • @icommitdie8756
    @icommitdie8756 8 місяців тому

    letting you know, Nuking is easier with rocket and malicious rail

  • @galelululu
    @galelululu Рік тому

    lowincomehousing% boutta go crazy

  • @KillerlinkAwesome
    @KillerlinkAwesome Рік тому +2

    Oh hey that’s me

  • @mouthiess
    @mouthiess Рік тому +1

    Mississippi% oh boy

  • @Kvjesm2
    @Kvjesm2 Рік тому

    me: blahaj
    silly: blohaw

  • @pot-wielders
    @pot-wielders 5 місяців тому

    A “blow-high?”

  • @KZGames9967
    @KZGames9967 Рік тому +1

    is it sill-yaw or silly-aw?

  • @highoctanesynx7950
    @highoctanesynx7950 Рік тому +1

    New sandbox speedrun idea: crash the game%

  • @TheNotSkull
    @TheNotSkull Рік тому +1

    0:02.237 i think you beat the wr for the blood water fall

  • @oneoddturtle
    @oneoddturtle Рік тому +1

    "Ultrakill but every enemy has double hp and size..."

  • @jhxc64
    @jhxc64 Рік тому +1

    I reallly gotta play this game at some point lmao

  • @deksterr
    @deksterr Рік тому

    he is sitting here shocked

  • @EMan-xj5cz
    @EMan-xj5cz 8 місяців тому

    No insult but the way you end your slam storages angers me but I do love how people are actually running lowincomehousing%

  • @herisom7424
    @herisom7424 Рік тому

    THE BLOHAJ SPEEDRUN

  • @nextal_
    @nextal_ 9 місяців тому

    bro is calling bla-hahj “blow high”

    • @nextal_
      @nextal_ 9 місяців тому

      also i was saying blahaj how it was pronounced

  • @T.r.a.i.n
    @T.r.a.i.n Рік тому

    5:00
    2.372
    great job

  • @sharkrider3045
    @sharkrider3045 5 місяців тому

    lowincomehousing% speedrun

  • @bamdad4927
    @bamdad4927 Рік тому

    Blow-high?
    I thought it was blah-hai

  • @Anasumi
    @Anasumi Рік тому

    I am going to Ultrakill you for even just saying Blahaj like “Blahay”

  • @elia5841
    @elia5841 Рік тому

    ,your time is 2.404 for bathe in blood percent

  • @bonkrs
    @bonkrs Рік тому

    you probably saw this same thing like 70 times now but to slam storage you need to slide jump instead of dash jump

  • @heyitskimii
    @heyitskimii Рік тому

    lowincomehousing% love it

  • @JohnnyLad
    @JohnnyLad Рік тому

    blow-high? what

  • @leonoraarocho658
    @leonoraarocho658 Рік тому

    ima try a lowincomehousing% speedrun

  • @sillypilly1111
    @sillypilly1111 Рік тому +1

    the level any% in this vid is NOT an any% run. the 0.006, any% u still have to beat the level and get to the end screen, there is no category for a "frame 1 pause" on the timer.

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Рік тому

    completely unrelated but ive seen people misspronounce Blåhaj so much that i got used to the "wrong/non-sweden" pronounciation but the way you misspronounced it was very "unique" xD
    Good speedrun tho :3

  • @NAUTU
    @NAUTU Рік тому

    you have to slide jump to do the slam storage properly 💀

  • @arnorlacreatura2e238
    @arnorlacreatura2e238 Рік тому +1

    yall saw the next video miniscreen at 7:38 ?? tf you watchin bruh

  • @exquisiteaquarium9675
    @exquisiteaquarium9675 Рік тому

    This si where lowhousingpercent came from?

  • @funkyfish7153
    @funkyfish7153 Рік тому +3

    do you not know how to slide jump? you keep dashing after a slam storage instead of slide jumping

  • @Ninja_Oli
    @Ninja_Oli 5 місяців тому

    ahh yes blowhigh%

  • @SSCminion
    @SSCminion Рік тому +1

    im gonna get the wr for lowincomehousing%

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur Рік тому

      you’ve been playing tf2 for 3 months😊

  • @existenceexpired1532
    @existenceexpired1532 Рік тому +1

    What extensions do you use?

  • @TheePotatoFarmer
    @TheePotatoFarmer Рік тому

    pretty sure blahaj means shark so it was shark%

  • @smithbabies7886
    @smithbabies7886 Рік тому

    Did you just call the ikea blahaj (blah-haag) a blow-high?

  • @njiko
    @njiko 9 місяців тому

    "Blow high" it's blahaj

  • @sacrifice1006
    @sacrifice1006 Рік тому

    Dusk soup

  • @Marok_calculator
    @Marok_calculator 4 місяці тому

    If you Ultrkill speedruner you need 1 time speed run Real live smaller then 0.300 seconds

  • @cubtogoeshard
    @cubtogoeshard Рік тому

    yes

  • @Mr_sitck
    @Mr_sitck Рік тому

    what happen if v1 drop the soap

  • @z3rocool
    @z3rocool 9 місяців тому

    blowhigh lmao

  • @lavenderdasillykitty
    @lavenderdasillykitty Рік тому

    Every trans person silently raging at the blow high % tho lol

  • @nissingramainyu
    @nissingramainyu Рік тому

    last one was detroit%

  • @mlg364lolololol4
    @mlg364lolololol4 Рік тому

    2.324 bloodfalls

  • @caesar_cider2777
    @caesar_cider2777 Рік тому

    "what other substance do you use to bathe yourself" you're still using water? get with the times and use sulfuric acid like the rest of us

  • @KelpRat
    @KelpRat 2 місяці тому

    Armboy percent when? 🤨

  • @Yukiyonova
    @Yukiyonova Рік тому

    my soul hurts the way you pronounce blahaj as blow-

  • @kirillzemkov9412
    @kirillzemkov9412 Рік тому

    9:00 dunk him

  • @dylancoolman6
    @dylancoolman6 Рік тому

    Holyshit 🐐

  • @HuyNguyen-gm3zt
    @HuyNguyen-gm3zt 2 місяці тому

    2:13 why not just call it bla hadge

  • @MaybeABanana
    @MaybeABanana Рік тому

    you beat the wr of bloodfall% (you got 2.2)

  • @normalhumanperson8858
    @normalhumanperson8858 Рік тому +3

    ok now do it in real life

  • @TheGoldenEmpireisHorrid
    @TheGoldenEmpireisHorrid 5 місяців тому

    BLOW HIGH%???? bro its (BLUH-HOJ)

  • @TalkingRacoon922
    @TalkingRacoon922 Рік тому +1

    The Community is to thirsty for any content.
    Stop this madness ! Touch Grass !
    …Don’t you dare think about the Size 2 Fish.

  • @glorplee
    @glorplee Рік тому +1

    i hate how he said blahaj

  • @BeaACutie154
    @BeaACutie154 Рік тому

    about the shark thing, it's actually pronounced like "blaw-haw" not "blow-high"

    • @yan.8043
      @yan.8043 Рік тому

      it isn't typed "blahaj", its "blåhaj"
      the "å" is pronounced "au"

    • @BeaACutie154
      @BeaACutie154 Рік тому

      @@yan.8043 oh, my bad then

  • @aydenwold4587
    @aydenwold4587 Рік тому

    Mayo%?

  • @Just_Some_Goober
    @Just_Some_Goober 8 місяців тому

    btw sillyaw is pronounced blah-haj

  • @kaylobbrutcher997
    @kaylobbrutcher997 7 місяців тому

    Blohai?

  • @TheThirdEmperorOfMalvachia
    @TheThirdEmperorOfMalvachia Рік тому

    blahi

  • @krulogestronist
    @krulogestronist 7 місяців тому

    blohai?

  • @guywithstuffs3153
    @guywithstuffs3153 5 місяців тому

    Someone actually speedran that last challenge you set
    ua-cam.com/video/qf8e1RdqCao/v-deo.htmlsi=31FU1Prb-3NPbcvQ
    Don't worry, there is a very low chance that I am a bot
    (Edit: I have just realized just how old both videos are)

  • @scrunklybonk
    @scrunklybonk Рік тому

    "blow hi"

  • @SH4DY423
    @SH4DY423 Рік тому

    It isn’t pronounced as blohai is is bla-ha-j

    • @DorkyDogBoy
      @DorkyDogBoy 11 місяців тому

      No it's pronounced like Bla High. Blahaj is a Swedish word

    • @snatch6129
      @snatch6129 8 місяців тому

      @@DorkyDogBoybut its made by a swedish company

  • @glukko8245
    @glukko8245 Рік тому

    You are only one, who says Blahajs name corectly

  • @guyguiseman152
    @guyguiseman152 Рік тому

    "Blow high" bro his name is pronounced bla-ha-j

  • @digitalizedmind6784
    @digitalizedmind6784 Рік тому

    sillyaw: this ones called blow high percent
    every transgender viewer: >:(
    edit: thats the correct pronunciation apparently

  • @the_robo_hobo
    @the_robo_hobo Рік тому

    Last

  • @sqq3985
    @sqq3985 Рік тому

    Forsen

  • @Flipdagoose
    @Flipdagoose Рік тому

    last

  • @3c0746
    @3c0746 Рік тому +1

    Amateur