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  • @TemplinInstitute
    @TemplinInstitute  4 роки тому +3658

    My will be done.

    • @duo496
      @duo496 4 роки тому +117

      may the gods have mercy on chaos for no one else will

    • @shaftoe195
      @shaftoe195 4 роки тому +131

      The Emperor protects!

    • @thenight527
      @thenight527 4 роки тому +75

      Praise the emperor

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +56

      May your archivists find the lost lore of old and be protected by the Emperors light in the stars. Ave Imperator, The Emperor Protects!

    • @cerealguy8745
      @cerealguy8745 4 роки тому +39

      The Emperor protects.

  • @gokbay3057
    @gokbay3057 4 роки тому +3468

    "Machine, heal thyself"
    -The Emperor of Mankind, ordering a Titan (or was it a knight?) to repair itself, which proceeds to do just that.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 4 роки тому +210

      @@antcow1239 I knew it was on Mars, just couldn't remember whether it was a Knight or a full Titan.
      Thanks for confirming.

    • @Kalebfenoir
      @Kalebfenoir 4 роки тому +442

      @@gokbay3057 I still think he recognized that those machines still had self-repair protocols and systems that were forgotten over the ages, and he merely reactivated it while saying something dramatic. Wouldn't be the first time someone lost the instruction manual to something and forgot a bunch of features, only to have someone who knew all the features show them some neat tricks.

    • @youthere7327
      @youthere7327 4 роки тому +260

      @@Kalebfenoir yeah its called the dark age of tech pay wall. not just anyone can unlock the hidden dark age features

    • @JesusSanchez-ij5de
      @JesusSanchez-ij5de 4 роки тому +85

      @@Kalebfenoir No. He made it whith his mental power, he can modifiqued with his mind the materia.
      Sorry for my bad inglish, I am from Spain.

    • @Kalebfenoir
      @Kalebfenoir 4 роки тому +150

      @Cian Abroad it was his first major visit as the actual Emperor and not as some other Identity. This was a big, public show with his personal landing craft and an absolutely MASSIVE show. And he also had to simultaneously put himself as the Omnissiah so that the Mechanicum would accept him without question. So a grand gesture and fancy speech and the healing of a machine by accessing its long forgotten self-repair would go a long way to cementing his claims. Which it did.

  • @niks3632
    @niks3632 4 роки тому +8906

    " there was no field in which he did not excel" except parenthood

    • @xbsnguy
      @xbsnguy 4 роки тому +734

      Whoa there, you're going to start a fire with that burn.

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 роки тому +474

      The scorching of Prospero is but a weak candle flame in comparison to that burn.

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +368

      granted the Emperor is so insanely old
      he's most likely been an actual good parent at some point in the 40'000 years he's walked the earth
      it could be that his Immortality and massively long life caused him to loose the portion of his humanity that granted you the paternal protectiveness and nurturing care needed to raise and father children. my guess is that seeing your own offspring being born either dying horribly or growing old and decaying while you remain the same over and over again for thousands of years would cause any man to see that having sons just wasn't worth it even then the Emperor created the primarchs to be his generals not his sons they were tools and war machines not men of the people or his heirs.

    • @Pachiku93
      @Pachiku93 4 роки тому +208

      As we all know, the best safewards against the corrupting temptation of chaos is a caring father figure

    • @MaxYoung-Maxinfet
      @MaxYoung-Maxinfet 4 роки тому +171

      He was the best dad, it was those chaos gods that were the issue they were a bad influence on his kids. His primarchs just got mixed in with the wrong crowd there's nothing he could do 🤣.

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 4 роки тому +3378

    Emperor “am not a god”
    Humanity “ok”
    Emperor “dies and suffers eternally to protect humanity while doing miracles and having literal angels fight for him”
    Humanity “ok guys well now he is definitely a god”

    • @med.ismailmouline7094
      @med.ismailmouline7094 3 роки тому +225

      Its hard to argue with the evidences

    • @Void-rz5rx
      @Void-rz5rx 3 роки тому +347

      he literally permanently emits light and is a 12foot living golden statue

    • @Void-rz5rx
      @Void-rz5rx 3 роки тому +33

      @Rosa Barks telling a toaster to fix itself is normal?

    • @Void-rz5rx
      @Void-rz5rx 3 роки тому +19

      @Rosa Barks but he claimed to be the machine spirit aka the god of the techno guys

    • @Void-rz5rx
      @Void-rz5rx 3 роки тому +10

      @Rosa Barks the machine spirit is the void dragon

  • @cvtevt5737
    @cvtevt5737 3 роки тому +1298

    "Stop quoting me."
    -The Emperor of Mankind

    • @tomyrody4412
      @tomyrody4412 3 роки тому +62

      "No, father it is. FUN." - Rogal Dorn

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 9 місяців тому +6

      *I have SO MANY THINGS to Complain about.*

  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday7923 2 роки тому +929

    "For ten thousand years he sat in silence..."
    Then they installed a Text-to-Speech Device, and the legend began

    • @AJPDing
      @AJPDing 2 роки тому +46

      ABOUT F****** TIME

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 роки тому +41

      @@AJPDing “i have so many things to complain about”

    • @TheAwesomeHyperon
      @TheAwesomeHyperon 2 роки тому +44

      @@crimsondynamo615 “First of all, why do I only have one glass eyeball in one of my sockets?”

    • @Lord_Deimos
      @Lord_Deimos Рік тому +14

      _"Behold mortals, I have returned from the eternal sleep with the sickest mixtape"_

    • @holden811
      @holden811 2 місяці тому

      God I’ve been waiting for this comment🤣🤣

  • @afng4882
    @afng4882 4 роки тому +2227

    Emperor: I don’t want to be praised as a God
    Also the Emperor: *Literally is 14 ft tall, wears golden armour and yields a fire sword while also possessing psychic powers*

    • @Ower8x
      @Ower8x 4 роки тому +151

      Emperoro: you should know not to judge a book by its cover ... looking like a god on the outside does not make one a god not does it mean the person wants to be treated as one (TTS Reference Professor Emperor has spoken :D )

    • @Oscar_Lasco
      @Oscar_Lasco 4 роки тому +148

      @@Ower8x The Emperor was a gold-obsessed megalomaniac shredded in mystery who never explained where he and his powers came from. And he got "surprised-Pikachu-faced" when some people he visited a century ago started worshipping him.

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 4 роки тому +32

      @@Oscar_Lasco Found the Chaostard.

    • @Oscar_Lasco
      @Oscar_Lasco 4 роки тому +21

      @@inquisitorialllama638 Found the Impnut

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 4 роки тому +35

      @@Oscar_Lasco This the Imperium, love it or get out.

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 4 роки тому +7384

    I'm sure if we gave the Emperor a Text-to-Speech device, it'd solve alot.

    • @Eryna_
      @Eryna_ 4 роки тому +788

      that's a great idea you could even make a youtube series about it

    • @Eryna_
      @Eryna_ 4 роки тому +563

      maybe call it "if we gave the emperor a way to speak" or something along those lines

    • @Luis-kv4jr
      @Luis-kv4jr 4 роки тому +527

      I Think the Mechanicus are able to make such device but they required a shinny metal box called a toaster.

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 роки тому +362

      I imagine that he would have a lot of stupid shit to complain about

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +337

      ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

  • @TheColdsuit
    @TheColdsuit 4 роки тому +4249

    That “flayed alive man” you barely mentioned was no mere man. He was Ollanius Pius, a soldier of the Imperial Guard and the bravest man in the Galaxy.

    • @pawemarzec5764
      @pawemarzec5764 4 роки тому +924

      "surrounded by giants, he stood the tallest"

    • @codyyoung5946
      @codyyoung5946 4 роки тому +326

      That man had to carry his balls around in a wheel barrel they were so big

    • @hawk-primeita7467
      @hawk-primeita7467 4 роки тому +276

      @@codyyoung5946 he had an imperial titan carrying his balls for him because they were too heavy an large

    • @shanegrimes3455
      @shanegrimes3455 4 роки тому +56

      I thinks its a terminator

    • @l.o.r.esci-fi4896
      @l.o.r.esci-fi4896 4 роки тому +181

      Actually he is an Soldier of the Imperial Army The Imperial army Controlled both Land Air and Space... After the Horus Heresy the Imperium Feared the Power that the Imperial army had Divided the branch into to 2 The Imperial Guard and the Imperial Navy...

  • @andrescd9327
    @andrescd9327 4 роки тому +1349

    "Well, of course I know him. He's me."

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 4 роки тому +38

      Oh my Lord......how are you my emperor

    • @andrescd9327
      @andrescd9327 4 роки тому +39

      @@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 Oh, you know. Just chilling on the golden throne. How are you?

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 4 роки тому +12

      @@andrescd9327 I'm....ok i some how made a peace deal with my world's demons since we have a coman foe

    • @andrescd9327
      @andrescd9327 4 роки тому +19

      @@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 You know, I'm not usually the one to purge heretics.
      But I'm afraid I'll have to make an exception this time.

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 4 роки тому +4

      @@andrescd9327 my Lord I'm loyal to you and you alone

  • @kilotun8316
    @kilotun8316 4 роки тому +1244

    Note: "casually and cruelly flayed, A MAN alive". Meaning an ordinary human, not some Space Marine Terminator or Custodes. Nice going Templin, Ollanius Pius approves.

    • @lucaswatson1913
      @lucaswatson1913 4 роки тому +78

      The better recanonise Ollanius in the last Horus heresy books or so help me

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 4 роки тому +41

      @@lucaswatson1913 They did and didn't. The siege of terra books have a descended of Ollanius guarding a flag of the emperor against a space marine they win, and when talking to a remembrancer about it since they realise they are dead anyway they decide to embellish the story.

    • @lucaswatson1913
      @lucaswatson1913 4 роки тому +3

      @@the_dropbear4392 damn, cool, but not fucking good enough!

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +12

      Death Korps: "We're gonna dig in and withstand whatever overwhelming assault you throw at us, then open fire on all your positions pummeling you with every last store of our ammunition, then affix bayonets and charge you with absolute disregard for our own lives, that'll show you how "ordinary" we are."

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 4 роки тому +19

      Y’all are acting like you haven’t read Know No Fear, OR Saturnine. Ollanius Pius was living presumably the last of his many, MANY lives on Calth when the Word Bearers hit it, and he had a flashback to THE BATTLE OF FUCKING VERDUN. Olly P is a perpetual. As far as I know, Olly was actually a perpetual before even the Emperor was born. The genetic mother of the Primarchs, Erda, said that Ollanius Pius was the oldest of their number, always a religious soul, content to live a normal life, never actually given to ambition even approaching that of the Emperor.

  • @Staringathesun
    @Staringathesun 4 роки тому +2549

    "It's ya boi."
    -Man-Emperor of Mankind

  • @comradeshadles4967
    @comradeshadles4967 4 роки тому +3068

    “Yey”
    - The Emperor

    • @maxpayne930
      @maxpayne930 4 роки тому +66

      The Emperor protects : )

    • @thatprofessorguy8316
      @thatprofessorguy8316 4 роки тому +99

      Rogal Dorn: "Father, that is my line"

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 4 роки тому +89

      @@thatprofessorguy8316 "shut up you overgrown roadside cone"

    • @andrescd9327
      @andrescd9327 4 роки тому +20

      Yey indeed.

    • @MrLFJ7
      @MrLFJ7 4 роки тому +5

      @@maxpayne930
      An having a loaded bolter never hurt either.

  • @mindshuffler3332
    @mindshuffler3332 4 роки тому +1877

    Let it be remembered that in that last moment, Horus finally gained clarity as the Ruinous Powers abandoned him and only then he was able to look to his father with regret and shame for what he had done.
    In that last moment, the Emperor of Mankind had to obliterate not the Champion of Chaos, but his favored son that was lead astray.

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 4 роки тому +10

      Source please?

    • @swumprat
      @swumprat 4 роки тому +75

      @@chromitehertz9016 I'd seen them posting around so it's probably from one of the Horus Heresy novels. Couldn't tell you which one though, sorry.

    • @DelightfulTyrant
      @DelightfulTyrant 3 роки тому +6

      Hey National Socialism, Congrats to being new to 40k. Taking the BL novels as 100% true, 100% canon is the dumbest thing you could do. They repeatedly contradict established codex lore, contradict each other, and many times contradict themselves. They are not 100% reliable sources, and BL even says this in repeated interviews.
      Honestly, if everything written was true, then genestealers would have nothing to do with Tyranids, and Irks could have kids.
      Stop being loud and stupid, pick one.

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 3 роки тому +14

      @National Socialism Ok Mr. National Socialism

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 3 роки тому +14

      @National Socialism "Neoliberal Capitalist"
      said by the person who adheres to an ideology propped up by Capitalists lol

  • @lostlogic6911
    @lostlogic6911 3 роки тому +294

    Chaos Cultist: Celebrates that the Emperor is Dying.
    Chaos Gods: *Sweating Intensifies*

    • @pendragon0905
      @pendragon0905 2 роки тому +7

      Imperial Cultists: surprised Pikachu face

    • @sadiqahmed4143
      @sadiqahmed4143 Рік тому +5

      Necrons:- Laughs
      Eldar:- Laughs WITHIN Ynnead like SOUNDS
      HUMANITY:- CRYS THEN LAUGHS THEN CRYS AGAIN AND GET'S SO HAPPY THE WARP GETS PURIFIED
      EVERYONE BUT CHAOS:+ HAPPY
      CHAOS:+ SLEEP SLEEP A GOOD CHAOS GOD SLEEPS
      CHAOS GODS:+ OKAY MAMA WARPA

  • @rga1605
    @rga1605 3 роки тому +594

    The Emperor is really a very interesting character, because he's essentially the exaggeration of the best and the worst humanity has to offer. I still think that the short story where he meets the last priest on Earth to be one of the most well-written character studies written in sci-fi.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 3 роки тому +11

      The last church would have been better if their arguments for and against religion weren't that fucking stupid

    • @Lado909
      @Lado909 2 роки тому +1

      A Christian priest ?

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 2 роки тому +10

      @@Lado909 no

    • @Lado909
      @Lado909 2 роки тому

      @@nicholasbrown668ja

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 2 роки тому +4

      @@Lado909 he wasnt a Christian priest tho

  • @manofthewest5395
    @manofthewest5395 4 роки тому +1323

    "I fear no evil, I fear no pain, I fear no death. The Emperor will protect me"-Astartes mantra.

    • @gryphon0468
      @gryphon0468 4 роки тому +12

      Yes, he will.

    • @mrl9418
      @mrl9418 4 роки тому +7

      "Lol no"
      Shalaxi Hellbane, Keeper of Secrets

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 3 роки тому

      [Hate to use this but I'll send....]
      [ *'[▲]: |to the* [O], 'you' *are a means to a end. to [me],* 'you' *|Not this Oozeball of a king| are Majestic. Majestic.| ' - ' |Don't hurry to deliver* 'your' *[answer]. [I'll] come over and [hear] it |[▲]| [myself] |[▲]| .| '.* ]

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 3 роки тому

      (At least 2 Guardian-players are in this section).

    • @CuongNguyen-eg1pu
      @CuongNguyen-eg1pu 3 роки тому +2

      "ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
      ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
      ANESTHETIC REQUIRED"
      -Big Emps,circa M41

  • @henryfox7992
    @henryfox7992 4 роки тому +769

    "What is our duty?"
    "TO SERVE THE EMPEROR'S WILL."
    "What is the Emperor's Will?"
    "THAT WE FIGHT AND DIE."
    "What is death?"
    "IT IS OUR DUTY."

    • @danielmalimbamoundzego3325
      @danielmalimbamoundzego3325 3 роки тому +8

      By The Chaplain

    • @jacobkleinsasser5658
      @jacobkleinsasser5658 Рік тому

      If that is the false emperor's decree, just cut out the middleman and take a cyanide capsule.

    • @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre
      @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre Рік тому +2

      "What is our duty?"
      "TO SERVE THE EMPEROR'S WILL."
      "What is the Emperor's Will?"
      "THAT WE FIGHT AND DIE."
      "What is death?"
      "IT IS OUR DUTY."

    • @jacobkleinsasser5658
      @jacobkleinsasser5658 Рік тому +1

      @@Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre you know, if you are that depressed then speak to someone. Don't throw your life away for the false-emperor.

    • @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre
      @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre Рік тому

      i dance between slaanesh/emperor. Id rather die for my species than a mountain of meth and be consumed and tossed aside anyways. thats why i side with my emperor. the gods dont protect they harm. @@jacobkleinsasser5658

  • @markmoore5170
    @markmoore5170 4 роки тому +1021

    "Tremble before the majesty of the Emperor, for we all walk beneath his immortal shadow."

    • @y.kazayaki3681
      @y.kazayaki3681 3 роки тому +26

      @@tachy1801 reenforcements have been dispatched towards the Gothic sector... the warp storm it is G O N E!

    • @hardcaselj111
      @hardcaselj111 3 роки тому +9

      Stand tall in the glory of the Emperor, for we all live with his immortal blessings

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 3 роки тому +1

      Stand tall thou in the glory of the Emperor, for his glory and his majesty are thine own.

    • @HTWW
      @HTWW 3 роки тому +2

      @@Robert_Douglass Your life is Emperor's coin. Spend it wisely.

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 3 роки тому

      @@HTWW My home is not the Emperor's bank account.

  • @ArionRDAW
    @ArionRDAW 4 роки тому +192

    "I am the Emperor. For millennia I have stridden across life carefully watching as the seed of what is to come has risen from its earthly barrows into the starlit sky. This seed, known as Mankind, I have existed along from the time of my birth. I let the seed grow, I nurtured it, did my best to have it remain healthy and secure. But, as it kept on growing, I could not keep up. I could not come with it, but could only watch from afar as its health deteriorated and vegetation grew bleak. As I entered into the realm of the half-life the only thing I could experience was despair. My work that I had driven to construct for such a long time had been obliterated in but a mere moment. Mankind, my once pure seed, had fallen into the hands of sheer, corrosive, and preposterous prudence. And at no other time has this been displayed as intensely as this very moment. Because holy fucking shit these questions are the worst fucking shit I have ever read what ever became of mankind?" --If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device

    • @berkayt5319
      @berkayt5319 3 роки тому +5

      which episode was this?

    • @manhphuc4335
      @manhphuc4335 3 роки тому +8

      @@berkayt5319 12.5 I think, the first Q&A episode.

    • @berkayt5319
      @berkayt5319 3 роки тому +3

      @@manhphuc4335 thank you mate

  • @decent2613
    @decent2613 2 роки тому +90

    Emperor literally sounds like the main character of an rpg game, helps people everywhere in the best ways possible, and great in every field, dude literally save scummed his way through every dialog and quest option to get the perfect playthroughs

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 2 роки тому +17

      He didn't get the perfect playrhrough tho did he 💀

    • @jacobkleinsasser5658
      @jacobkleinsasser5658 Рік тому +4

      Sounds like a main character... Is just set dressing. Doesn't even reach the level of NPC.

  • @ZephLodwick
    @ZephLodwick 4 роки тому +2509

    When they were talking about the four figures on the mountain, I thought they were fictional. Then I tried to picture it in me head, and I out-loud exclaimed: 'Holy sh*t, they're talking about Mt Rushmore!'

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 4 роки тому +452

      Yep and knowing Big E he probably had them cut power armor suits onto them. Sadly mt. rushmore was supposed to be full bodies but the carver never finished

    • @jorgeoaa
      @jorgeoaa 4 роки тому +212

      I was searching for this story in fluff but it just might be something that Templin just came up with but it's cool nonetheless

    • @ztheo2280
      @ztheo2280 4 роки тому +168

      it cant be though. the only mountain left on terra is the mount evererst

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 4 роки тому +222

      @@ztheo2280 wouldn't be the first lore conflict 50yesrs of lore will do that

    • @Jdne199311
      @Jdne199311 4 роки тому +9

      IKR!

  • @Wyrmshadow
    @Wyrmshadow 4 роки тому +1380

    Preparing my body for a thousand TTS quotes

    • @brothersteakneggs1274
      @brothersteakneggs1274 4 роки тому +86

      [ b A z I n G a ]

    • @Ower8x
      @Ower8x 4 роки тому +68

      @@GreenKnight343 while its still primarily humor oriented it has grown beyond just a parody series .. with some of the plots and developments being genuinely intriguing and emotional ... like the end of ep 26 part 1 and the latest ep 29

    • @boilingpoint760
      @boilingpoint760 4 роки тому +22

      Stop reading my actions like I am some spook pop-up book.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 4 роки тому +26

      @Tom Broome it also teaches you a good amount of 40k lore in an entertaining way

    • @pawemarzec5764
      @pawemarzec5764 4 роки тому +20

      @@Ower8x it has evolved into what fanbase desired, yet not dared to ask . it has such a bueaty within its writin, that beares near infinit potential, and honesly, GW could learn a lot from them.

  • @Ddarth_sidious
    @Ddarth_sidious 4 роки тому +572

    "One unbreakable shield against the coming darkness, one last blade forged in defiance of fate, let them be my legacy to the galaxy I conquered, and my final gift to the species I failed."
    -Inscription upon the Arcus Daemonica, attributed to the Emperor of Mankind
    "Tremble before the majesty of the Emperor, for we all walk in his immortal shadow!"

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +26

      Death Korps: YOU HEARD THE EMPEROR! NOW WE'RE GOING TO DEFY "FATE" AND CHARGE THE ENEMY AND WE'RE GOING TO LIKE IT, EVEN AS WE DIE!

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 4 роки тому +11

      The Emperor protects so must we

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +14

      Let the galaxy burn with the divine light of his majesty. By the immortal will of our lord upon the throne, millions of faithful souls march against the innumerable tides of horror and malice. Let the throne fail, let the Throneworld sing his praises as the eternal lightning bolt of Terra strikes down the mutant, the heretic, and the Xenos. The Emperor Protects, the Emperor defends, the Emperor absolves. Let faith be our shield!

    • @Ponte.serio.payaso
      @Ponte.serio.payaso Рік тому +2

      Ffs man this stuff is what makes me want to be a better man.
      So stupid yet so inspiring.

    • @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre
      @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre Рік тому +2

      [a lone near dead human raises the sign of the imperium the aquila with his hands, and raises it to the heavens]

  • @obliviangamer2319
    @obliviangamer2319 3 роки тому +177

    *The awkward Moment when the Emperor is suddenly recovered*
    Emperor: Will you please listen I am not the Messiah
    The entire Imperium: HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 2 роки тому +10

      Also Emperor: That wasn't in the job description.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 роки тому +5

      “He is not the messiah. He is a very naughty boy.”

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 2 роки тому +6

      @@crimsondynamo615 Emperor: *What did you say to me, you little [Redacted]!*

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 2 роки тому +4

      @@crimsondynamo615 It's meant as a joke.

  • @megan00b8
    @megan00b8 3 роки тому +166

    I love how 40k is so over the top, that ascending to God would be considered quite the underperforming

  • @jimmyseaver3647
    @jimmyseaver3647 4 роки тому +696

    "No world beyond my rule. No foe beyond my wrath."

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 4 роки тому +15

      No ability to stand silly corpse worshipers

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +25

      @@goreobsessed2308 (whispers) hey........hey........did i just hear HERESY (RUSSIAN STYLE FIRES BOLTER)

    • @almightybogza
      @almightybogza 4 роки тому +14

      @@goreobsessed2308 He does not need to stand to spank your ass so hard Slaneesh would be impressed.

    • @MwRYum
      @MwRYum 4 роки тому +8

      The Silent King is silently bemused.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +3

      @@goreobsessed2308 If you will not kneel, heretic, you will merely die standing.

  • @datscootusee213
    @datscootusee213 4 роки тому +1630

    "He who stands above all men is not a man, but a god.
    He who stands in front of all men is not a god, but a man."
    I suppose then, standing taller than all men technically qualifies you to be a god, but doing it in front of them makes you a man.
    I can see why lorgar got confused.

    • @abnegazher
      @abnegazher 4 роки тому +133

      He's the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +45

      @Cian Abroad funny thing is yes he was a tyrant but without him we as in humanity would be extinct.

    • @KageRyuu6
      @KageRyuu6 4 роки тому +11

      @@abnegazher And you will worship him as such!

    • @mosteel8
      @mosteel8 4 роки тому +56

      @Cian Abroad The Imperium is Grimdark, not because of the Emperor, but because they lost him before his works were complete. The Golden Age was in fact a golden age.

    • @brunocobos6646
      @brunocobos6646 4 роки тому +2

      PRAISE THE MAN EMPEROR

  • @taylorlivingston5963
    @taylorlivingston5963 4 роки тому +517

    "If the emperor not intended I suffer, I would feel no pain" Glory to the Emperor.

  • @tayzadayzah6681
    @tayzadayzah6681 4 роки тому +222

    “Now guys, no worshipping me as a god, understand?”
    “Yes sir, God-Emperor of Mankind!”
    “Oh for fu-“

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 4 роки тому +307

    “Long live the Imperium!”
    - some poor guardsman before taking a bolter to the face

    • @robertcapestany6019
      @robertcapestany6019 4 роки тому +19

      Not just a bolt round but the whole bolter, huh? Must have run out of ammo shooting the rest of the platoon and threw it at the poor guy.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +11

      @@robertcapestany6019 This is why the Death Korps always bring their bayonets...

    • @hardcaselj111
      @hardcaselj111 3 роки тому +1

      I think you mean glorious Martyr

    • @Darkspace.
      @Darkspace. 3 роки тому +2

      @@NODnuke45 And/or shovels.

    • @jacobkleinsasser5658
      @jacobkleinsasser5658 Рік тому

      Or bring eaten by a Tyrannid.

  • @SargeXtrme
    @SargeXtrme 4 роки тому +1073

    ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

    • @flavius2884
      @flavius2884 4 роки тому +45

      HERESY! HE is the God-Emperor of Mankind.

    • @Eryna_
      @Eryna_ 4 роки тому +45

      @@flavius2884 nah man you gotta see the new canon its called if the emperor had a text to speech device and he specifically asked for all of the inquisitorial department to disband, and after they didn't he sent them all to the warp.
      They survived.

    • @manemperorofmankind8119
      @manemperorofmankind8119 4 роки тому +5

      Haha this thread is funny, XD Flavius you gotta get in with the times

    • @zeanamush
      @zeanamush 4 роки тому +16

      *Monkey Noises*

    • @molliethomas2585
      @molliethomas2585 4 роки тому +17

      @@zeanamush BANANA!!!!

  • @power_SERG
    @power_SERG 4 роки тому +1941

    Imagine being so heretical that you hit dislike on this holy document.

    • @Significantpower
      @Significantpower 4 роки тому +33

      Bah. REAL Heretics jump at the chance to educate themselves on The Corpse.
      To win the Long War, we must know our enemy.

    • @Orthuzz
      @Orthuzz 4 роки тому +10

      There was plenty heresy tho.

    • @Slith3rdLegion
      @Slith3rdLegion 4 роки тому +4

      Mars is more sacred. The Emperor imprisoned a dragon there for a reason fleshling.

    • @AD-pp2vn
      @AD-pp2vn 4 роки тому +1

      We shall sentence them to death-masking.

    • @Bazrak1
      @Bazrak1 4 роки тому +4

      *chuckles in Black Legion *

  • @thatprofessorguy8316
    @thatprofessorguy8316 4 роки тому +688

    "Give names to the four kings carved into the face of a lone mountain" Youre saying Mt Rushmore survived all of this?!

    • @numina0079
      @numina0079 4 роки тому +102

      That's what I thought.
      Also, since they were carved in granite, It's possible that it may have survived.

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 4 роки тому +209

      Mount Rushmore is granite, which erodes roughly 1 inch every 10,000 years. Since each of the noses is about 240 inches long, they might last up to 2.4 million years before they completely wear away.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 4 роки тому +76

      @@8vantor8 good that you use the imperial systen.

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 4 роки тому +46

      @@MouldMadeMind of course i do, I'm American

    • @ngnxtan
      @ngnxtan 4 роки тому +5

      @@MouldMadeMind i saw what you did there

  • @Aryan_homophobe
    @Aryan_homophobe 3 роки тому +202

    Emperor is more alive than ever. Living Saints are awoken one by one across the Imperium. Legion of Damned is growing stronger and stronger. Champions of faith are starting to produce miracles on the daily basis. Nercron psychic dampers are proven to be useless against human faith and zealotry. Even the Emperor himself projected his will directly into a some mortal body surprising everyone around. And with
    Roboute Guilliman as the regent of the Imperium there is no way in warp the throne will fail.

    • @christopherholmes7324
      @christopherholmes7324 3 роки тому +19

      I'm to see that someone else other than me is at least hopeful. For the emperor!

    • @johnmayernick9561
      @johnmayernick9561 Рік тому

      Unless ALL of the Imperium's enemies united against them.

    • @anthonyallmond3682
      @anthonyallmond3682 Рік тому +4

      @@johnmayernick9561 which will never ever Happen

    • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
      @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Рік тому +1

      @@johnmayernick9561Chaos can never unite lol

  • @chrisa2531
    @chrisa2531 11 місяців тому +11

    I am only just discovering this thing called Warhammer. This is one of my first brushes with the lore and fandom. Thank for for the fantastic content. "Praise the Emperor whose sacrifice is life as ours is death."

  • @shahedasultana5116
    @shahedasultana5116 3 роки тому +185

    "Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than live to see this".
    -Roboute Guilliman.

  • @jediastartes6595
    @jediastartes6595 4 роки тому +587

    So are you implying that in "death" the Emperor is becoming more powerful than we can possibly imagine?

    • @monkemonke2298
      @monkemonke2298 3 роки тому +67

      Hello there

    • @jediastartes6595
      @jediastartes6595 3 роки тому +62

      @@monkemonke2298 General Kenobi

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 3 роки тому +65

      That's one theory, also one that drives Cypher's mission to "kill" the Emperor, to be reborn as a Warp God.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 3 роки тому +55

      @Miguel Mauro yeah like a theories that i have heard is that bc of humankind worshiping him like a god he's becoming more powerful than the chaos god

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 роки тому +5

      Well it's been confirmed now so ig so

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP 4 роки тому +214

    “Father, when my brothers return we need to have a discussion about your fitness as a parent. You seem to have had children about 20 millennia too early...”
    -Dorn, TTS
    Praise the Emperor.

    • @dylanlloyd7301
      @dylanlloyd7301 3 роки тому +14

      "And you need to move the fuck out already!" -TTS the Emperor

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 роки тому +9

      @@dylanlloyd7301 “nope”
      -primarch Rogal Dorn

    • @dylanlloyd7301
      @dylanlloyd7301 3 роки тому +8

      @@LAV-III "That one's new." - TTS The Emperor

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +40

    Seeing this, hearing the story and seeing it all go down brings to mind an image that has stuck with me for years. It was a simple painting, just a bit of fan art, but it struck such a cord with me that I still to this day praise it as one of the most tragic moments ever put to canvas.
    It depicts the Emperor, standing upon one of the many balconies of the Imperial palace, cradling a baby in his arms. It’s just a child, sleeping peacefully, not knowing that one day he would set the galaxy ablaze.
    “One day,” he says,”You and I shall do great things.”

  • @Leifthrasir
    @Leifthrasir 4 роки тому +377

    Spoiler! Conan the Barbarian is the Emperor in his youth. Where he crushed his enemies, saw them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of the women!

    • @dasauce9147
      @dasauce9147 4 роки тому +26

      I can actually see that

    • @pdehoff1
      @pdehoff1 4 роки тому +11

      Was thinking Kane.

    • @magnustheman524
      @magnustheman524 4 роки тому +8

      A reincarnated form of Peter Steele from Type I Negative.

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 4 роки тому +15

      What if he _won the prize_ at the end of the gathering in *HIGHLANDER*
      (there was only one … film).

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 4 роки тому +20

      No no. Queen Elizabeth is the Emperor. I mean, Both are immortal, both owned an empire that fell apart, has a butt ton of kids which none of them would make a worthy replacement.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 роки тому +500

    *Brace yourself…* _Praise for the Emperor_ quotes incoming…
    Just remember -
    _"it is better to fanboy for the Emperor than troll for yourself"._

  • @julianboxe
    @julianboxe 10 місяців тому +6

    I love how the whole song swifts to show how powerful the Emperor is when he tore Horus apart at the orbit of holly Terra, and the Chaos Gods feared him.

  • @sumbius1576
    @sumbius1576 4 роки тому +108

    "He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods.." I'm sure that this is really heretical but i'm not sure how heretical it is from the perspective of most of the Imperium

    • @Sumzja
      @Sumzja 4 роки тому +11

      Hint there aren't only the chaos god's

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 4 роки тому +245

    One day, the chaos gods will send a highly educated technician team with the order to do absolutely everything to repair the Golden throne to prime state.

    • @casacara
      @casacara 3 роки тому +43

      I'd believe it, they live in terror of what he would do if he came for them in the warp.

    • @seasons1745
      @seasons1745 3 роки тому +28

      @@casacara in this case since the warp is powered by ideology and psychic thought the fact the emperor has transcended his own body and even progressed past his humanity if the throne were to finally fail and is he freed humanity would only further fuel him

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 3 роки тому +28

      @@seasons1745 I'd prefer to think that like in Warhammer 50k, the Emperor's time on the Golden Throne is full of agony, regret, and rage at what is happening to the Imperium. Once the throne fails, he becomes the Chaos god of apathy, unbelief, and order.

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 роки тому +11

      @JOELEZEQUIEL VICENTE ALONSO The Emporer is incredibly, undeniably powerful. But what he was during 30K couldn't stand up to The Chaos God's. If the belief thing is true, then he is the most powerful character in the setting

    • @pendragon0905
      @pendragon0905 2 роки тому +8

      Chaos Cultist: Wait a minute. You actually want me to repair the device keeping the Emperor alive?
      Chaos Gods: JUST DO IT!

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 4 роки тому +351

    "I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED SUCH SUBLIME SCHADENFREUDE SINCE I BURNED THE LAST CHURCH OF TERRA."
    - The Emperor

    • @allthenewsordeath5772
      @allthenewsordeath5772 4 роки тому +58

      The fact that the imperial cult is the only thing keeping the emperor alive, seems to be the very definition of irony.

    • @youtubevoice1050
      @youtubevoice1050 4 роки тому +18

      @Allthenews ordeath. The Emperor is a perpetual. The throne is keeping him prisoner, so Emps can keep the Astronomicon going and hold the demonic hordes back. Once the throne fails, the Emperor will return from the dead.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +13

      @@youtubevoice1050 there will be nowhere to return. Not only does he keep Astronomicon going and the palace gateway sealed, he also keeps Martian Labyrinth functional. If he should die, even if he'd reincarnate the next second, the Void Dragon would be free.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheArklyte Every time I hear about the situation with the Emperor's status especially as it relates to the rest of the galaxy it seems to be building up to an "unstoppable force meets an immovable object" kind of situation. As in whatever happens it seems to be implied that the galaxy will remain dominated by forces in an endless stalemate against one another. Which honestly makes perfect sense, I mean this is the grim darkness of the far future and there is only war!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +7

      @@NODnuke45 that also describes our world. "War to End All Wars" became an ironic dark joke for a reason. Just like "End of the Cold War";)

  • @hermxeno
    @hermxeno 4 роки тому +232

    Didnt get hacked this time, Templin must have upgraded their security.

    • @johnivanoplimo5172
      @johnivanoplimo5172 4 роки тому +18

      Just as Planned.

    • @Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent
      @Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent 4 роки тому +60

      I think it had more to do with whom they were speaking about. The Emperor of mankind believed in education, science and progress. The Templin Institute fulfills many of what he desired for his people to know. Knowledge and truth and the ability to question. It would be in the interest of the Emperor that such a small and merely insignificant transmission be allowed to go uninterrupted.
      The Emperor Protects..

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 4 роки тому +5

      @@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent great scot you may be right!

    • @chrissapiandante5811
      @chrissapiandante5811 4 роки тому +8

      Not sure if Will of the Emperor...or Galactic Nord VPN finally at work here

    • @argschrecklich9704
      @argschrecklich9704 4 роки тому +4

      This time, there was no heresy. The inquisition seems to have set them straight.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 4 роки тому +264

    My oiled abs quiver at the narration of this video.

  • @j.bat.8235
    @j.bat.8235 6 місяців тому +11

    "Life never gave us lemons! We invented them all by ourselves!"
    The Emperor, possibly

  • @shanevan413
    @shanevan413 2 роки тому +16

    That was awesome. I barely know anything about 40k but man that was awesome, your ending was outstanding. "in orbit of Holy Terra, as the galaxy burned, they faced the Emperor". What a chad.

  • @shaftoe195
    @shaftoe195 4 роки тому +175

    *Praise the Emperor! For he is the Salvation of Mankind!*

  • @josefdebnar6500
    @josefdebnar6500 4 роки тому +62

    13:15 He has seen Astartes more like his best creations. At least by official lore:
    Coldness. That was the defining sensation of his meeting with the Emperor. Infinite, terrible coldness.
    He had approached the meeting with dread, fearing what he would find. Would his father be dead? Would he be insane? Would they even be able to talk? When he had been admitted to the throne room and approached the Golden Throne, he had done so as he had approached his foster father Konor's funeral, willing it all to be right, drowning in certain grief. Between the time of the Emperor's ascension to the throne and Guilliman's own death, the Emperor had spoken to no one. How could anything have persisted for ten thousand years, he had thought. There was the wizened corpse surrounded by banks of groaning machinery. His sword upon His knee. Sorrow suffused everything. The sacrifice required to keep the Emperor alive sickened the primarch. If He were alive. He appeared dead. Guilliman had expected nothing.
    But He spoke.
    With words of light and fire, the Emperor had conferred with His returned primarch, the last of his finest creations.
    A creation. Not a son.
    The living Emperor had been an artful being, as skilled at hiding His thoughts as He was at reading those of others. What remained of Him was powerful beyond comprehension, but it lacked the sublety he had had whilst He walked among men. Speaking with the Emperor had been like conversing with a star. The Emperor's words burned him.
    What hurt most deeply was what went unsaid.
    The Emperor greeted Guilliman not as a father receives a son, but as a craftsmen who rediscovers a favourite tool that he thought lost. He behaved like a prisoner locked in an iron cage who is passed a rasp.
    Guilliman had no illusions. He was not the man who brought the rasp; he was the rasp.
    While the Emperor had walked abroad, He had cloaked His manipulations in love. He had let His primarchs call Him father, He had let them call themselves His sons. He had rarely spoken those words Himself, Guilliman now realised, and when He had He had done so without sincerity. Buffeted by the full might of the Emperor's will unclothed in flesh, a cloak had been ripped from Guilliman's eyes.
    The Emperor had allowed them to love Him, and to believe He loved them in return. he had not. His primarchs were weapons, that was all.
    Though his power was immense, perhaps greater than it had been before He ascended, the Emperor's humanity was all but gone. He could no longer mask His thoughts with a human face. The Emperor's light was blinding, all encompassing, but finally - finally - Guilliman had seen it as a whole. The being he had thought of as a father could hide nothing from him.
    The Emperor did not love His sons. They were things. Guilliman, all his brothers, were nothing but a means to an end.

    • @pawemarzec5764
      @pawemarzec5764 4 роки тому +12

      "or a least to this part of him..."

  • @ArmouredProductions
    @ArmouredProductions 4 роки тому +116

    Am I the only one who's thinking about how the 4 Kings Mountain is Mt. Rushmore? I've heard of old relics like a Soviet Union Rocket toy being still around in the 41st Millennium, but I didn't expect Mt. Rushmore.

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 3 роки тому +23

      Then Queen Elizabeth is still alive during 40k

    • @ethpling165
      @ethpling165 3 роки тому +8

      Mount Rushmore is predicted to survive for tens of thousands of years before it is eroding away

    • @MLGSquadStuff
      @MLGSquadStuff 3 роки тому +1

      @@ethpling165 Earth was nuked during the age of strife though

    • @balazsvarga1823
      @balazsvarga1823 3 роки тому +3

      Could have survived the strife nukes until Horus bombed Earth to rubble enough to re arrange tectonic plates.

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 3 роки тому +1

      @@FatGouf She always will be, you expected her to be dead?

  • @Lyndonmaman
    @Lyndonmaman Рік тому +17

    "Your people call him Anathema. Is that an insult or a compliment?"
    "An insult, to be sure. But one with a modicum of respect."

  • @matics453
    @matics453 4 роки тому +9

    The end of the video when you said that the Emperor will become something this galaxy has never seen...made me shiver and quack in excitement....
    *_This is getting me Harder Than Terminator Armour_*

  • @martinjoseph5410
    @martinjoseph5410 4 роки тому +155

    "I AM A SKELETON."
    -Man-Emperor Of Mankind, circa. 999.M40

    • @bolszewickiowcaorkow9052
      @bolszewickiowcaorkow9052 4 роки тому +8

      you are supposed to be frightened

    • @brysonfugarino861
      @brysonfugarino861 4 роки тому +5

      @@bolszewickiowcaorkow9052 no

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 4 роки тому +8

      “Skeletons are the most agitating framework known to man.”

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 4 роки тому +11

      @@srbrant5391 No...that would be the Imperium´s legal framework.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 4 роки тому +7

      @@SirMarshalHaig _(stunned silence)_ Please tell me that my beloved Lex Imperialis has not been fucked with.

  • @steamrocker5401
    @steamrocker5401 4 роки тому +213

    The Emperor Protects

    • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
      @VoiceOfTheEmperor 4 роки тому +6

      Best thing I've ever seen in a comments section. Warhammer is a British IP. You have the Union Jack as your profile picture. And you say "The Emperor Protects". Brilliant.

    • @duo496
      @duo496 4 роки тому +8

      His Majesty the Emperor protects

    • @wallywheezer8256
      @wallywheezer8256 4 роки тому +5

      And neither a loaded Bolter never hurt either

    • @brysonfugarino861
      @brysonfugarino861 4 роки тому +1

      ha i ruined the 69

    • @steamrocker5401
      @steamrocker5401 4 роки тому +1

      @@brysonfugarino861 heresy

  • @judowrestlerka
    @judowrestlerka 4 роки тому +88

    "I remember you being bigger than this. And Im....im taking this sword too."
    .
    Primarch Robby Guilliman of the Ultra Blue Men to the BIG E apon his first conversation with "daddy" in 10 000 years.

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO 3 роки тому +4

      Psi SLAP....
      Girlyboat cries while being stunned.
      Now you can Borrow My sword, Boy - GEOM.

    • @judowrestlerka
      @judowrestlerka 3 роки тому

      @@AKUJIVALDO lmao

  • @bluelaser1012
    @bluelaser1012 22 дні тому +1

    16:33
    This section is fantastic. The music, narration, script, illustrations - all perfect. I’ve listened to this part of the video on repeat at least 20 times and still can’t get enough of it. My compliments to your team

  • @TheGreekG33k
    @TheGreekG33k 2 роки тому +15

    I absolutely love it when the Templin institute covers the 40k universe

  • @justinm20
    @justinm20 4 роки тому +104

    "Hey deamons, its ya boi."

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +6

      Death Korps: *Happy gas mask noises*

  • @fairhair1539
    @fairhair1539 4 роки тому +146

    *The Emperor Protects.*
    No other quote is needed.

  • @Ghost_of_Avalon
    @Ghost_of_Avalon 4 роки тому +19

    "One unbreakable shield against the coming darkness, One last blade forged in defiance of fate, Let them be my legacy to the galaxy I conquered, And my final gift to the species I failed"

  • @shovelenthusiast7389
    @shovelenthusiast7389 3 роки тому +163

    When the Emperor rises from his throne, we're all fucked.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому +15

      First he would have this weird feeling, as if his limbs had bad connection.

    • @mariakelly1059
      @mariakelly1059 3 роки тому +2

      Not necessarily.

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 3 роки тому +32

      Ecclesiarch: "But-"
      Emperor: "Yes you can still wear your stupid fucking hat."

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 3 роки тому +19

      @@victorconway444 the entire ecclesiararchy: *"yay"*

    • @walkergargagliano142
      @walkergargagliano142 3 роки тому +10

      we are all saved when the Emperor rises again

  • @omganotherun
    @omganotherun 4 роки тому +50

    "What is your duty?"
    "To serve The Emperor's will!"
    "What is The Emperor's will?"
    "That we fight and die!"
    "What is death?"
    "It is our duty!"

    • @FDboto
      @FDboto 4 роки тому

      What was that from my heretical ass can't remember

    • @omganotherun
      @omganotherun 4 роки тому

      @@FDboto I first saw it way back in the 1'st Editon Space Hulk manual. Never forgot it.

  • @kirahawkins3931
    @kirahawkins3931 4 роки тому +41

    The indie film "The Man from Earth" is my head cannon for the Emperor of mankind circa 2007.

    • @Jackjones78189
      @Jackjones78189 4 роки тому +5

      Looked it up and you are right it fits the bill

    • @michaelhackenschmidt6243
      @michaelhackenschmidt6243 4 роки тому

      For a low budget movie it was brilliantly told. And yes, as i finished the movie years ago i also thought that it would fit the emperor.

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 4 роки тому

      Nah, more likely another Perpetual. Big E wouldn’t just reveal his true nature to some normal humans.

  • @sterasigma8734
    @sterasigma8734 4 роки тому +188

    Damn, Custodes are NOT good at guarding the palace...

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +60

      well the Palace is literally the exact 1to1 size of the Himalayans where the main plaza of the palace is as wide as an Ocean which is damn near impossible to guard every piece of it with only an army of 10,000.
      you think the Astartes are few in number for every 10 Astartes where the selection process is one in 10'000 for a Custodes Selection for just 1 Custodes is one in a million.

    • @annonhym487
      @annonhym487 4 роки тому +69

      Too busy oiling their abs.

    • @andrepettersson175
      @andrepettersson175 4 роки тому +13

      @@annonhym487 they have their prioritise straight

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому +11

      @@michaelkean5969 the Custodies aren't limited to an army of 10,000 because of some dogmatic adherence like with the Codex Astartes. They are so few because they are so difficult to train.

    • @captainvalourous6668
      @captainvalourous6668 4 роки тому +14

      Actually one of them is lucky enough to defeat the God Emperor and a Chaos God in a "children's card game" 😅

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 4 роки тому +36

    The courage of Ollanius Pius shall never fade!

  • @s0515033
    @s0515033 Рік тому +22

    The irony is that the imperial creed is just the writings of Lorgar. The same beliefs that kicked off the entire Heresy. That is one reason I love 40k lore so much. The Imperium has literally come full circle.

  • @seraphx26
    @seraphx26 4 роки тому +80

    Even a man with nothing, can still offer his life in service to the Emperor.

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 4 роки тому +36

    Actual chills at the end... I enjoy your other content too, but when you guys do 40k, you do it fucking right!

  • @UncleFester84
    @UncleFester84 3 роки тому +17

    I so really love the idea that the Throne now is actually the only restraint upon the power of the EMPRAH

  • @nickvangeel
    @nickvangeel 4 роки тому +63

    So says the Man Emperor of Mankind

  • @Taffer-bx7uc
    @Taffer-bx7uc 3 роки тому +12

    It was said that once you had seen Him or heard Him speak you were never in doubt again that He was the One and had always been the One. He had been the Emperor long before such an office was created. No one knew His birth name because He had always, naturally, been the Emperor of Mankind.

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 2 роки тому +8

    The thing I love with the Emperor and the Imperium is the story is similar to hero/RPG game stories but instead of the story being about the MC who levels up until he's essentially a God and builds an empire, it's about how that empire gets on after the MC is gone.

  • @Centurian128
    @Centurian128 4 роки тому +43

    I'm here for the Inquisition hack but Templin's Firewalls have improved.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 роки тому +5

      The files we see aren't being hacked by Inquisition agents anymore, but we don't know how many operatives the Institute loses to make any updated videos from the 41 millennium in the Imperium of Mankind's universe.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 3 роки тому

      @@jlokison especially, that they have been informed that their presence has not gone unnoticed by some whom they are already aware.... and some, who are not...

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 4 роки тому +63

    "Everything's going JUST. AS. PLANNED."
    Everything proceeds according to The Emperor's will and plan.

    • @Gm-ce5kg
      @Gm-ce5kg Рік тому +1

      *in the grim darkness of the 42 m-m-m-m-millenium, there c-can be no, victor.*

    • @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre
      @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre Рік тому +2

      @@Gm-ce5kg [a lone near dead human raises the sign of the imperium the aquila with his hands, and raises it to the heavens]

    • @Gm-ce5kg
      @Gm-ce5kg Рік тому +1

      @@Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre * the captain general proceeds to explode *

    • @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre
      @Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre Рік тому

      🤫🤫🤫@@Gm-ce5kg

  • @l30ng62
    @l30ng62 4 роки тому +20

    Lets all remember the brave man that managed to reignite the will of the Emperor when his kindness didnt allow him to do what must be done. The man who faced a God in the shape of the fallen Horus and did not waver from his duty.
    Ollanius Pius, we shall always remember your sacrifice.

  • @Moose6340
    @Moose6340 3 роки тому +18

    Warhammer 40,000 can be summed up in one sentence: "And then it got worse."

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 Рік тому +12

    I find thinking about the emperor not as a god, but as a fellow man, earns him so much more respect.

  • @waltermartinez9110
    @waltermartinez9110 2 роки тому +14

    If the emperor ever woke up from his death bed, the first thing he would do is to organise a defense agaisnt the ruinous powers then complete his golden throne project. Because he knows they are afraid of what knowledge he has, the golden throne alone is enough of a reason for them to decide to corrupt the son of the emperor, which wasn't an easy task.

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 4 роки тому +22

    The Emperor is everything. Love him, and he shall love you too.

    • @Oscar_Lasco
      @Oscar_Lasco 4 роки тому

      The emperor is a big skeleton whose psychic energy is leading the Tyranids straight to us. Thanks Emperor of Mankind!

    • @AliHussein-br4ye
      @AliHussein-br4ye 3 роки тому

      @@Oscar_Lasco heretic

  • @hubertino855
    @hubertino855 2 роки тому +15

    Imagine having the title: MASTER OF MANKIND... In universe where Humanity is inhabiting a saizable chunk of the Milky Way. How badass is that??!!

  • @antonlouis612
    @antonlouis612 4 роки тому +12

    4 Gods of Chaos VS The Embodiment of Order - The Emperor of Mankind
    "I like those odds"
    - The Emperor/The Manperor of Mankind

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 4 роки тому +49

    "No field in which he didn't excel". How about fatherhood?

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 роки тому +2

      The God Emperor always gets a bad rap for that. The Chaos Gods kidnapped his Primarchs and scattered them across the cosmos.
      Even for him it was a bloody miracle he found any of them.
      And really when it comes down to it you can't fail at something you never started.
      The Primarchs are genetic constructs using the Emperor's own DNA as a template. At best they're clones not his biological descendants.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 3 роки тому +2

      @@clothar23 might as well be children for all intents and purposes.

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 2 роки тому +1

      the emperor has lived for literally thousands of years the guy's probably had more children than you can count but they've all died he's probably numb to the idea of sons and daughters now.

  • @exurgemars
    @exurgemars 4 роки тому +10

    By the throne, the goosebumps towards the end refuse to go away still. The Emperor Protects!

  • @tokra2222
    @tokra2222 4 роки тому +45

    I wish before i die to see a R-rated 40k tv show.

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 3 роки тому +1

      So a similar rating as GoT?

    • @tokra2222
      @tokra2222 3 роки тому +6

      @@dreademperor2094 GoT is nudity, 40K should be 18+ because it deserves someething like that.

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 3 роки тому +2

      @@tokra2222 GoT also has violence and I agree

    • @tokra2222
      @tokra2222 3 роки тому +4

      @@dreademperor2094 i agree it has violence but 40 is something"difference" and should be treated different. GoT is a small baby what 40k should be.

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 3 роки тому +1

      @@tokra2222 true

  • @maxy1172
    @maxy1172 4 роки тому +18

    ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND he has a text to speech now and a fiery temper

  • @justiron2999
    @justiron2999 4 роки тому +12

    "They're knocking on the door of the imperium."
    "And as these heretics huff and puff, we'll impale them."
    "But we must set the quarrels of our chapters and unite in the name of the God emperor."
    "I see so this is peacekeeping. "
    "No no, blast, what do the xenos say?"
    "A crusade."
    "YES A CRUSADE!"
    Thanks hellsing abridged.

  • @RizoftheDead
    @RizoftheDead 2 роки тому +3

    I am not at all up to date on my 40k lore, but every now and then I go down a 40k rabbit hole and every time I leave thinking “God damn this shit is so fucking metal.” 🤘🏽

  • @Kainoverlord75
    @Kainoverlord75 4 роки тому +17

    "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war"
    The emperor protects!!!

  •  4 роки тому +66

    2020, "Year of the Nurgle" is almost over. Will 2021 be the "Year of the Khorne"? 🤣

    • @tankatim13
      @tankatim13 4 роки тому +4

      Wow so true.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 4 роки тому +2

      2020 was the year of Choas period

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 3 роки тому +8

      All I want to know is when we were gonna get the year of Slennesh, cause imma go hide in a basement for that one.

    • @Wayoutthere
      @Wayoutthere 3 роки тому

      Dang that's on point. Yep, totally Khorne.

    • @theREALWargasm
      @theREALWargasm 3 роки тому +1

      TZEENCH FOR SURE

  • @wafflebananakid5875
    @wafflebananakid5875 3 роки тому +10

    I do in fact believe that "Lone mountain with the faces of four warrior kings carved into it" is actually just mount Rushmore and the fact that people in the 41st millennium still make road trips just to see it is hilarious to me

  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat 4 роки тому +54

    "there was no field in which he did not excel"
    PARENTING.

    • @kahlilfuentes8821
      @kahlilfuentes8821 4 роки тому +1

      Heresy!

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 4 роки тому +5

      The ultimate evidence for inferiority of a single-parent household.
      Not even Emperor could make it work beyond outlier or two - too many kids, so statistic took over.

    • @imperatordei6615
      @imperatordei6615 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair he never got the chance to parent. I mean the Chaos Gods freaking scattered the Primarchs across the cosmos while stil in their gestation chambers

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 3 роки тому +3

      @@imperatordei6615 ...and, to be honest, grown-ass (super)men having daddy issues in the first place are either a sign of how mediocre GW-sourced writing is (always has been) or of some next-level Chaos subversion technique.

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 3 роки тому

      @@Saeronor
      Aw, come on. Even the best parents would get annoying once you want some damn rest after school.

  • @OmegaLittleBob
    @OmegaLittleBob 3 роки тому +4

    14:45 Those last few minutes give me goosebumps everytime.

  • @libinha8130
    @libinha8130 4 роки тому +37

    he protect
    he attck
    but most important
    he coming back

  • @abdullahansari437
    @abdullahansari437 Рік тому +10

    Emperor: *Sees 1 human being flayed alive* "Now you have done it my beloved son, I must kill you. I cannot tolerate the killing of a human soul"
    Emperor 2 sec later: "So here are the schematics to my life support. Should keep me alive at the low low cost of a 1,000 human souls per day"
    Obedient Tech Priest: "Will they die painlessly at least?"
    Emperor: "Lol"

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +18

    "IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF!"

  • @walefalmes880
    @walefalmes880 4 роки тому +53

    no interruptions this time?
    Kitten sure is getting sloppy in his security detail.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 4 роки тому +7

      That or they using nord vpn.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 3 роки тому

      Or.... we were psychically shielded from noticing it or not vigiliant enough to notice.... ;)

  • @lordhasen
    @lordhasen 3 роки тому +8

    This is a great video, but it forgets one major life event. When the emperor was still an teenager he saw his uncle murder his father. He eventually avenged his father but not out of hate but because he realized humanity needs law, order and guidance of an single ruler to reach its full potential.