@@YuukiHorra It's probably a joke about how he's short that's why he's compensating, by building a tall building. It's probably also a small dick joke🤷🏻♀️
We stan a short king!! 👑 Literally just stocked up on some ramen, sat down, opened up youtube and saw a new upload! Perfect timing!! Always a good day when the queen uploads ♥
Lord Farquaad, the villain with SHORT screen time when he needed a LITTLE more lol
right
Brutal yet iconic sentence
your joke is so LITTLE of your part
The roast.😂
He was a ghost in a Halloween special at least 😢
I never realized all the dirty jokes in these movies till Lord Farquaad showed up now I’m questioning my whole existence
same lol
same😭
Literally same 😂
Same!
Omg same, I watched it when I was six, then rewatched it again when I was thirteen….that was fun
He’s always been an icon and the shortest of them all
First shortest of them all?
Don’t forget about stiltkin
@@darkdragoness98We need him here
'D'you think he's compensating for something?'
Donkey:
👀
👄
I still don't understand what means , can somebody tell me please?
well i mean, if you see the mirror scene (blegh), the bulge was non existent. he didn't even need to pull the blanket up.
Duh!
im dyslexic so please explain it to me like like im 5yrs old😭
@@YuukiHorra It's probably a joke about how he's short that's why he's compensating, by building a tall building. It's probably also a small dick joke🤷🏻♀️
2:25 mirror mirror by the lord
wanting therapy he can't afford
help i love that
Lol😂😂😂😂
0:26 me walking into school like I didn’t stay up all night on Pinterest and a03 💅
Same here fellow Ao3 reader!
Room for one more? 😂
Ao3 reader and occasional contributer - I'm aware I'm part of the problem 😂
@@forgottenartform Not at all!
FR ✨
2:35 that is a DEVIOUS thing to put in a family friendly movie that I missed as a kid and will never unsee again 😂 😭
omg i hated that scene
REAL- i watched this when i was like 7 on an airplane and my mom looked at my screen and covered my eyes and now i why-😭😭
@@royaletxresa hahaha
It wasn’t that they put the d word or the a word
SAME-IT NEVER CLICKED UNTIL JUST NOW 😭😭
✨maniacal laugh✨ ( is too short so let’s his shortness out on the gingerbread man 😭😭😭)
*_ahehem_*
2:36 when i first watched it my jaw was on the floor😭😭 not him using mirror as a corn watching device replacement💀
I thought I was the only one😂😂
Now hear me out...squad goals would consist of Lord Farquaad, Yzma and Gaston. Narcissus is QUAKING 🤣🩷
"He's the most iconic baddie!" We all say on union(a friend has the same hairstyle as him I'm crying 😭)
2:25 AHHHHH😭 IVE NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE AND I LITERALLY (LITERALLY) SCREAMED😭😭😭😭😭😭
Like I knew what he meant, but I never saw movement😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
SEEING THAT UP CLOSE IS TWICE AS SCARYYY 😭😭
Oh god STOP- 😰😰😰😰😰😰
The fact this man got a stiffie when he was looking at Fiona’s pic is actually quite disturbing🫠
1:44 Shrek COMPLETELY ROASTED DONKEY! 😂
Nah he cooked donkey into a donkey sandwich 😂😂😂😂
Ah, yes. The first ever meme villain to have ever cross the screens. What an icon 💅🏻
3:25 I'd say she made it accurate 😆
“tHe mUfFiN Man?! THE MUFFIN MAN!”: Lines of Icons 😌❤️🔥
3:01 the neck inclination i- 💀💀💀
It should be a crime that all the Shrek villains are so damn iconic, they slay so much ✨ 😞
0:26 WHEN THIS MUSIC STARTED PLAYING I KICKED A LAMP AND ITS STARTED WOBBLING TO THE BEAT OF THIS SONG IM DYING
Lord Farquaad is the shortest baddie with the sigma face. We stan him!!!!!!!!!
I hate him
Meaning of short king
@@Emily-the-faerie we'll be honest he was quite errr obnoxious.
@user-gi7er7rt6y he gives wife beater energy so im glad shrek married fiona
1:06 the guard looking at his hand and wondering how he messed up like that is SENDING ME 😭😭
2:34 Sweet mother of ogres…that joke flew over my head as a kid faster than the dragon did! 😂😂😂😂
3:37 IS THAT BUSTED!!! OMG I LITERALLY LOVE BUSTED!!
4:16 HELP HE LOOKS LIKE A FNAF JUMPSCARE 😭😭😭
Nah fr 😭😭😭💀☠️👽👺👹✨
nah, he looks more like reacting to FNAF videos
Gotta give him a little ✨HawK TUa✨
LMAO
I will never forget the scene where he saw Fiona on the mirror and looked under his covers then went 😮.
I knew it was a boner joke but never knew they showed him having one! LOL
KING HAS POSTED YALL WAKE UP
King*
King but SLAY
Am awake ❤❤ ☺️😍😜 soo preppy
Sips tea is a boy-
IM UP IM UP
0:25 -0:30 Farquad strutting to Maneater...what a delightful nightmare. I'd suggest Break The Ice 🧊
Now where's Eris!?
I feel bad for the mirror having to witness Farquad's bedroom routines 🥲🙏🏽
0:41 IM DYING-
0:43 gave him that hawk tuah 😭😭
2:18 almost spat out my cereal ty king
1:36 some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Dude that's your kingdom!
1:27 this part always had me laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂
he carried the whole movie and his iconic Bob cut 😍✨
Edna could never rock the bob like miss farquad did
@@Dolphinboi HERESY!
@@Dolphinboi they're both iconic af like I could never-
It is beautiful
0:26 The walking on beat tho
we love our short, tyrant king ❤👑
he wOOFed✨💅 and he pooFed✨🫦
"sOmE oF u MiGhT dIE BuT iT's A RiSk ✨I'M✨ WilLiNg tO tAkE💅" -Lord Farquad
0:49 ThE mUfFiN mAn✨️✨️✨️✨️
without lord farquad the other shrek movies wouldn't have been possible 😭
4:23 Elizabeth really coming in here to save the day AND get herself a nice snack in the process
((Yes her name is Elizabeth look it up))
Lord Farquaad deserved double the screen time he got tbh 👑
“Let’s just say men of Farquaad’s stature are in short…supply.”
3:53 the meme!
The fact I learn more about movies I haven’t watched when I watch * Sips Tea*
Has less than 10 minutes of screentime, still became an iconic DreamWorks Villain.
We stan a short king!! 👑
Literally just stocked up on some ramen, sat down, opened up youtube and saw a new upload! Perfect timing!! Always a good day when the queen uploads ♥
This short king traumatized the hell outta me but he is still an icon ✨
You VIOLATED gingy when he spit at lord farquad😭😭
1:50 Rip Donkey (Sad music playing in the background)🥲💔
4:09 Me when I see MAP pride on twitter
..wait what-
I love when he’s singing staying alive in the dragons stomach during karaoke night 😂😂😂
As much as I hate to admit it, the best use of “hawk tuah” I’ve seen 😂
0:42 omg the hawk tuah 😂 😭😂 😭😂 😭
We need Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective. Bisexual King deserved his own spin-off series.
Lord Farquaad ate, slayed, got hard and then died
ICONIC
What a short baddie he carried the movie with that clothes
We love our short king 👑 💅
3:47 and now they did Shrek so dirty
Not even 20 seconds into the video I’m already giggling.
2:00 um Im sorry. Shrek was and is a champion.
2:34 I thought he was cold…but now…😳😂
2:39 Perfect timing with Fiona’s face after Farquaad’s…thing 😂
Yessss we love John Lithgow as a short king!! (Metaphorically and literally)
SHORT KING WTH A TALL EGO
“HANK TAUH”
💀
“But Fiona, I’m a material girl” 😩💅🏻✨
I remember seeing Shrek the Musical when it came to Seattle, and we all laughed when Farquaad came on stage, because he had such a hokey walk lol
He has the First: *Short King* 👑👑👑
WAKE UP, THE QUEEN HAS POSTED
IM AWAKE!
King*
Ok, now I need “Fiona being a queen” video.
"It is not a WIG! I WAS BLESSED BY MY MUMMY!" 😂
OML YES! MAYA WINKY! LOVE HER ASMR HAHA!!
2:35 my innocences are now -517181919910%
She did him dirty part had me dying XD
GUYS WAKE UP OR IMMA GET YOU OUTTA BED THE QUEEN POSTED
0:43 That audio suited gingy so well i can't-
😭😭😭😭✋🏾✋🏾
THE BED SCENE I NEVER NOTICED THAT OFMGHSVFJXUBD
also day thirteen of asking for Margot Robbie Harley Quinn in all three of her movies
0:42 HELPP 😭😭
0:56 me throwing away Barbie for raquel🎀🎀💋💋
It’s nice to know that everyone here doesn’t think ✨LITTLE ✨of him 😅
This video was hilarious! Thank you for the edit on Farquad and I hope you have a great day!
THE KING HAS POSTED!! About another, Shorter king!
1:45 i was in shrek jr and my friend was donkey, imma send him this he got 3.9k prayers lol
I GOT A WHOLE PLAYLIST OF YOUR VIDEOS!
ironically enough, I heard he was based on someone the author didnt like and the name Farquaad is another way to say "fuck wad"
Donkey is an icon
my friend constantly quotes shrek and donkey talking about him whenever he talks to me because im short
To be honest he ate the whole the movie up ngl
that little squeaky OuTraGeOuS rlly got me like broooo im dyinggg
The muffin man scene will live rent free in my brain for eternity
he was always a snack but i always forget that bro got swallowed alive on screen💀
Another day, another slay! ✨😌💅🏼
Ain’t no Farquaad’s two incher started twitching 😭✋ short kings got short staffs
Can't wait for my queer soulless short daddy in the next Shrek villain video
Bro I had to make a whole new account just so I could comment on your videos that's how much I love your videos.
Leaving no tear left to cry out of this video is a sin 😡😡😡😡
3:18 :)
0:26 I need a 10 hour loop of Lord Farquaad strutting to Maneater
Lord Farquad must’ve had SHORTbread and very LITTLE milk this morning…