Lord Farquaad being my THIRD favourite Shrek villain for like 4 and a half minutes straight 💋

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  • @baileyprovance
    @baileyprovance 4 місяці тому +2493

    Lord Farquaad, the villain with SHORT screen time when he needed a LITTLE more lol

    • @thechanelgirl
      @thechanelgirl 4 місяці тому +30

      right

    • @hiima2860
      @hiima2860 4 місяці тому +52

      Brutal yet iconic sentence

    • @loriane0587
      @loriane0587 4 місяці тому +42

      your joke is so LITTLE of your part

    • @youtubecommentergal4346
      @youtubecommentergal4346 4 місяці тому +23

      The roast.😂

    • @Funtonys
      @Funtonys 4 місяці тому +15

      He was a ghost in a Halloween special at least 😢

  • @elliebliss895
    @elliebliss895 4 місяці тому +1048

    I never realized all the dirty jokes in these movies till Lord Farquaad showed up now I’m questioning my whole existence

  • @Kairisliv
    @Kairisliv 4 місяці тому +1322

    He’s always been an icon and the shortest of them all

  • @leonadunne7484
    @leonadunne7484 4 місяці тому +1361

    'D'you think he's compensating for something?'
    Donkey:
    👀
    👄

    • @PGbutalsofourteenplus
      @PGbutalsofourteenplus 4 місяці тому +17

      I still don't understand what means , can somebody tell me please?

    • @loopy-q1h
      @loopy-q1h 4 місяці тому +39

      well i mean, if you see the mirror scene (blegh), the bulge was non existent. he didn't even need to pull the blanket up.

    • @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n
      @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n 4 місяці тому +2

      Duh!

    • @YuukiHorra
      @YuukiHorra 4 місяці тому +3

      im dyslexic so please explain it to me like like im 5yrs old😭

    • @thatonefriend4862
      @thatonefriend4862 4 місяці тому

      ​@@YuukiHorra It's probably a joke about how he's short that's why he's compensating, by building a tall building. It's probably also a small dick joke🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Starstruck930
    @Starstruck930 4 місяці тому +332

    2:25 mirror mirror by the lord
    wanting therapy he can't afford

  • @AzuresMorada
    @AzuresMorada 4 місяці тому +584

    0:26 me walking into school like I didn’t stay up all night on Pinterest and a03 💅

    • @kiniiri1205
      @kiniiri1205 4 місяці тому +24

      Same here fellow Ao3 reader!

    • @Gia-z9d
      @Gia-z9d 4 місяці тому +11

      Room for one more? 😂

    • @forgottenartform
      @forgottenartform 4 місяці тому +13

      Ao3 reader and occasional contributer - I'm aware I'm part of the problem 😂

    • @Gia-z9d
      @Gia-z9d 4 місяці тому +5

      @@forgottenartform Not at all!

    • @Lissyloolovesyou
      @Lissyloolovesyou 4 місяці тому +4

      FR ✨

  • @Rye-Bread04
    @Rye-Bread04 4 місяці тому +396

    2:35 that is a DEVIOUS thing to put in a family friendly movie that I missed as a kid and will never unsee again 😂 😭

    • @GraceKirk2012
      @GraceKirk2012 4 місяці тому +13

      omg i hated that scene

    • @royaletxresa
      @royaletxresa 4 місяці тому +21

      REAL- i watched this when i was like 7 on an airplane and my mom looked at my screen and covered my eyes and now i why-😭😭

    • @GraceKirk2012
      @GraceKirk2012 4 місяці тому +2

      @@royaletxresa hahaha

    • @J.P.Robles
      @J.P.Robles 4 місяці тому +3

      It wasn’t that they put the d word or the a word

    • @Kokomihearts224
      @Kokomihearts224 3 місяці тому +7

      SAME-IT NEVER CLICKED UNTIL JUST NOW 😭😭

  • @Crystal_Girl821
    @Crystal_Girl821 4 місяці тому +539

    ✨maniacal laugh✨ ( is too short so let’s his shortness out on the gingerbread man 😭😭😭)

  • @princessbakedpotato
    @princessbakedpotato 4 місяці тому +297

    2:36 when i first watched it my jaw was on the floor😭😭 not him using mirror as a corn watching device replacement💀

  • @clarklesparkle2421
    @clarklesparkle2421 4 місяці тому +324

    Now hear me out...squad goals would consist of Lord Farquaad, Yzma and Gaston. Narcissus is QUAKING 🤣🩷

  • @j3lly_star1
    @j3lly_star1 4 місяці тому +341

    "He's the most iconic baddie!" We all say on union(a friend has the same hairstyle as him I'm crying 😭)

  • @lvndrnymph
    @lvndrnymph 4 місяці тому +51

    2:25 AHHHHH😭 IVE NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE AND I LITERALLY (LITERALLY) SCREAMED😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lvndrnymph
      @lvndrnymph 4 місяці тому +7

      Like I knew what he meant, but I never saw movement😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Kyo.x.
      @Kyo.x. 4 місяці тому +8

      SEEING THAT UP CLOSE IS TWICE AS SCARYYY 😭😭

    • @Black_Cat_In_The_Rue_Morgue76
      @Black_Cat_In_The_Rue_Morgue76 3 місяці тому +3

      Oh god STOP- 😰😰😰😰😰😰

  • @Hastalavistababy08
    @Hastalavistababy08 4 місяці тому +103

    The fact this man got a stiffie when he was looking at Fiona’s pic is actually quite disturbing🫠

  • @abenakoranteng8090
    @abenakoranteng8090 4 місяці тому +95

    1:44 Shrek COMPLETELY ROASTED DONKEY! 😂

    • @KontonBoogieGirl
      @KontonBoogieGirl 4 місяці тому +6

      Nah he cooked donkey into a donkey sandwich 😂😂😂😂

  • @marty0411
    @marty0411 4 місяці тому +165

    Ah, yes. The first ever meme villain to have ever cross the screens. What an icon 💅🏻

  • @medusathedecepticon
    @medusathedecepticon 4 місяці тому +71

    3:25 I'd say she made it accurate 😆

  • @ChronicDwelfin3354
    @ChronicDwelfin3354 4 місяці тому +77

    “tHe mUfFiN Man?! THE MUFFIN MAN!”: Lines of Icons 😌❤️‍🔥

  • @chromaticasforecast4419
    @chromaticasforecast4419 4 місяці тому +66

    3:01 the neck inclination i- 💀💀💀

  • @Everlasting_Peace1
    @Everlasting_Peace1 4 місяці тому +93

    It should be a crime that all the Shrek villains are so damn iconic, they slay so much ✨ 😞

  • @Duckling_mom
    @Duckling_mom 2 місяці тому +32

    0:26 WHEN THIS MUSIC STARTED PLAYING I KICKED A LAMP AND ITS STARTED WOBBLING TO THE BEAT OF THIS SONG IM DYING

  • @Faiza-k3t
    @Faiza-k3t 4 місяці тому +181

    Lord Farquaad is the shortest baddie with the sigma face. We stan him!!!!!!!!!

    • @Emily-the-faerie
      @Emily-the-faerie 4 місяці тому +1

      I hate him

    • @AnimeIsMeName
      @AnimeIsMeName 4 місяці тому +1

      Meaning of short king

    • @Faiza-k3t
      @Faiza-k3t 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Emily-the-faerie we'll be honest he was quite errr obnoxious.

    • @Emily-the-faerie
      @Emily-the-faerie 4 місяці тому

      @user-gi7er7rt6y he gives wife beater energy so im glad shrek married fiona

  • @byedeebyedeetoodepoof
    @byedeebyedeetoodepoof 2 місяці тому +8

    1:06 the guard looking at his hand and wondering how he messed up like that is SENDING ME 😭😭

  • @disneyparksstarwarslover7638
    @disneyparksstarwarslover7638 4 місяці тому +21

    2:34 Sweet mother of ogres…that joke flew over my head as a kid faster than the dragon did! 😂😂😂😂

  • @autumngirly223
    @autumngirly223 4 місяці тому +48

    3:37 IS THAT BUSTED!!! OMG I LITERALLY LOVE BUSTED!!

  • @IamNOT3merald
    @IamNOT3merald 4 місяці тому +59

    4:16 HELP HE LOOKS LIKE A FNAF JUMPSCARE 😭😭😭

  • @MihouLover14
    @MihouLover14 4 місяці тому +49

    Gotta give him a little ✨HawK TUa✨

  • @sweety_numma
    @sweety_numma 4 місяці тому +46

    I will never forget the scene where he saw Fiona on the mirror and looked under his covers then went 😮.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 4 місяці тому +1

      I knew it was a boner joke but never knew they showed him having one! LOL

  • @Crystal_Girl821
    @Crystal_Girl821 4 місяці тому +222

    KING HAS POSTED YALL WAKE UP

  • @ryanappleton3653
    @ryanappleton3653 4 місяці тому +62

    0:25 -0:30 Farquad strutting to Maneater...what a delightful nightmare. I'd suggest Break The Ice 🧊
    Now where's Eris!?

  • @Kyo.x.
    @Kyo.x. 4 місяці тому +11

    I feel bad for the mirror having to witness Farquad's bedroom routines 🥲🙏🏽

  • @0.Dragn.0
    @0.Dragn.0 4 місяці тому +36

    0:41 IM DYING-

  • @ClaudiaMoralesR5
    @ClaudiaMoralesR5 3 місяці тому +4

    0:43 gave him that hawk tuah 😭😭

  • @KatieKittenCatx3
    @KatieKittenCatx3 4 місяці тому +23

    2:18 almost spat out my cereal ty king

  • @SuzanneBobrowski
    @SuzanneBobrowski 4 місяці тому +24

    1:36 some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Dude that's your kingdom!

  • @alliyahdavis6187
    @alliyahdavis6187 4 місяці тому +17

    1:27 this part always had me laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Konuthi
    @Konuthi 4 місяці тому +19

    he carried the whole movie and his iconic Bob cut 😍✨

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 4 місяці тому +2

      Edna could never rock the bob like miss farquad did

    • @handwritingofunhingedgerbil621
      @handwritingofunhingedgerbil621 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Dolphinboi HERESY!

    • @Konuthi
      @Konuthi 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Dolphinboi they're both iconic af like I could never-

    • @JC7595
      @JC7595 4 місяці тому

      It is beautiful

  • @Vee_breeze2767
    @Vee_breeze2767 4 місяці тому +12

    0:26 The walking on beat tho

  • @katsukibakugo3215
    @katsukibakugo3215 4 місяці тому +37

    we love our short, tyrant king ❤👑

  • @JOHNJANE_DOE
    @JOHNJANE_DOE 4 місяці тому +22

    he wOOFed✨💅 and he pooFed✨🫦

  • @dinonuggies82913
    @dinonuggies82913 4 місяці тому +15

    "sOmE oF u MiGhT dIE BuT iT's A RiSk ✨I'M✨ WilLiNg tO tAkE💅" -Lord Farquad

  • @DeadmanWonderlandxD
    @DeadmanWonderlandxD 3 місяці тому +6

    0:49 ThE mUfFiN mAn✨️✨️✨️✨️

  • @munotidaaa
    @munotidaaa 4 місяці тому +17

    without lord farquad the other shrek movies wouldn't have been possible 😭

  • @A_Borden_History
    @A_Borden_History 4 місяці тому +18

    4:23 Elizabeth really coming in here to save the day AND get herself a nice snack in the process
    ((Yes her name is Elizabeth look it up))

  • @supremesophii
    @supremesophii 4 місяці тому +44

    Lord Farquaad deserved double the screen time he got tbh 👑

  • @ArctecGemini
    @ArctecGemini Місяць тому +3

    “Let’s just say men of Farquaad’s stature are in short…supply.”

  • @rocketman437
    @rocketman437 3 місяці тому +7

    3:53 the meme!

  • @IronFaerie
    @IronFaerie 4 місяці тому +14

    The fact I learn more about movies I haven’t watched when I watch * Sips Tea*

  • @MovieEggman
    @MovieEggman 4 місяці тому +8

    Has less than 10 minutes of screentime, still became an iconic DreamWorks Villain.

  • @ccdraws2759
    @ccdraws2759 4 місяці тому +8

    We stan a short king!! 👑
    Literally just stocked up on some ramen, sat down, opened up youtube and saw a new upload! Perfect timing!! Always a good day when the queen uploads ♥

  • @GingyDaG
    @GingyDaG 4 місяці тому +10

    This short king traumatized the hell outta me but he is still an icon ✨

  • @UpRightZ00mies
    @UpRightZ00mies 4 місяці тому +17

    You VIOLATED gingy when he spit at lord farquad😭😭

  • @Yung_Chaos
    @Yung_Chaos 4 місяці тому +9

    1:50 Rip Donkey (Sad music playing in the background)🥲💔

  • @MetroboomingmakeitBOOM867
    @MetroboomingmakeitBOOM867 Місяць тому +6

    4:09 Me when I see MAP pride on twitter

  • @soulcross
    @soulcross 4 місяці тому +6

    I love when he’s singing staying alive in the dragons stomach during karaoke night 😂😂😂

  • @jakesaysknee
    @jakesaysknee Місяць тому +2

    As much as I hate to admit it, the best use of “hawk tuah” I’ve seen 😂

  • @FNFNFN99KKK
    @FNFNFN99KKK 2 місяці тому +1

    0:42 omg the hawk tuah 😂 😭😂 😭😂 😭

  • @serenitythesiren5031
    @serenitythesiren5031 4 місяці тому +8

    We need Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective. Bisexual King deserved his own spin-off series.

  • @noone1435
    @noone1435 4 місяці тому +6

    Lord Farquaad ate, slayed, got hard and then died
    ICONIC

  • @Baddiechat12345
    @Baddiechat12345 9 днів тому +1

    What a short baddie he carried the movie with that clothes

  • @Westgrey
    @Westgrey 4 місяці тому +8

    We love our short king 👑 💅

  • @michelletonks6048
    @michelletonks6048 Місяць тому +3

    3:47 and now they did Shrek so dirty

  • @cutecat6095
    @cutecat6095 Місяць тому +3

    Not even 20 seconds into the video I’m already giggling.

  • @sarahloveless1726
    @sarahloveless1726 4 місяці тому +8

    2:00 um Im sorry. Shrek was and is a champion.

  • @ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112
    @ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112 4 місяці тому +3

    2:34 I thought he was cold…but now…😳😂

  • @ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112
    @ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112 4 місяці тому +2

    2:39 Perfect timing with Fiona’s face after Farquaad’s…thing 😂

  • @sena7386
    @sena7386 4 місяці тому +6

    Yessss we love John Lithgow as a short king!! (Metaphorically and literally)

  • @AliseBrenae
    @AliseBrenae 4 місяці тому +8

    SHORT KING WTH A TALL EGO

  • @RobloxianAutumn
    @RobloxianAutumn Місяць тому +3

    “HANK TAUH”
    💀

  • @TheJerzgrl44
    @TheJerzgrl44 4 місяці тому +4

    “But Fiona, I’m a material girl” 😩💅🏻✨

  • @greninjastorm6734
    @greninjastorm6734 4 місяці тому +4

    I remember seeing Shrek the Musical when it came to Seattle, and we all laughed when Farquaad came on stage, because he had such a hokey walk lol

  • @Zharick_Z.A.T_Arroyo.Tejada
    @Zharick_Z.A.T_Arroyo.Tejada 4 місяці тому +12

    He has the First: *Short King* 👑👑👑

  • @CornZzZs
    @CornZzZs 4 місяці тому +10

    WAKE UP, THE QUEEN HAS POSTED

  • @GalaxyGod332
    @GalaxyGod332 4 місяці тому +4

    Ok, now I need “Fiona being a queen” video.

  • @CartoonCandyKat
    @CartoonCandyKat 4 місяці тому +16

    "It is not a WIG! I WAS BLESSED BY MY MUMMY!" 😂

    • @dundraccoon2494
      @dundraccoon2494 4 місяці тому +1

      OML YES! MAYA WINKY! LOVE HER ASMR HAHA!!

  • @yeobei4753
    @yeobei4753 4 місяці тому +1

    2:35 my innocences are now -517181919910%

  • @Afterlife_Entertainment
    @Afterlife_Entertainment 4 місяці тому +5

    She did him dirty part had me dying XD

  • @Duckieplayz1
    @Duckieplayz1 4 місяці тому +4

    GUYS WAKE UP OR IMMA GET YOU OUTTA BED THE QUEEN POSTED

  • @daboss-u1g
    @daboss-u1g 4 місяці тому +1

    0:43 That audio suited gingy so well i can't-
    😭😭😭😭✋🏾✋🏾

  • @ryderrezentes1286
    @ryderrezentes1286 4 місяці тому +4

    THE BED SCENE I NEVER NOTICED THAT OFMGHSVFJXUBD
    also day thirteen of asking for Margot Robbie Harley Quinn in all three of her movies

  • @WMusicals
    @WMusicals Місяць тому +2

    0:42 HELPP 😭😭

  • @queencandychips_gaming-123
    @queencandychips_gaming-123 4 місяці тому +8

    0:56 me throwing away Barbie for raquel🎀🎀💋💋

  • @tsubasawingsresevoir
    @tsubasawingsresevoir 4 місяці тому +5

    It’s nice to know that everyone here doesn’t think ✨LITTLE ✨of him 😅

  • @13sinra13
    @13sinra13 4 місяці тому +2

    This video was hilarious! Thank you for the edit on Farquad and I hope you have a great day!

  • @livetodraw830
    @livetodraw830 4 місяці тому +2

    THE KING HAS POSTED!! About another, Shorter king!

  • @aries.the.gay.therian
    @aries.the.gay.therian 4 місяці тому +2

    1:45 i was in shrek jr and my friend was donkey, imma send him this he got 3.9k prayers lol

  • @Preppy_shrekyy
    @Preppy_shrekyy 4 місяці тому +2

    I GOT A WHOLE PLAYLIST OF YOUR VIDEOS!

  • @jessicadegen8433
    @jessicadegen8433 4 місяці тому +5

    ironically enough, I heard he was based on someone the author didnt like and the name Farquaad is another way to say "fuck wad"

  • @glitchynight2839
    @glitchynight2839 4 місяці тому +3

    Donkey is an icon

  • @typhoonboom
    @typhoonboom 4 місяці тому +5

    my friend constantly quotes shrek and donkey talking about him whenever he talks to me because im short

  • @Happyvianoxx
    @Happyvianoxx 4 місяці тому +3

    To be honest he ate the whole the movie up ngl

  • @iamthelorax13
    @iamthelorax13 2 місяці тому +1

    that little squeaky OuTraGeOuS rlly got me like broooo im dyinggg

  • @kats9743
    @kats9743 4 місяці тому +3

    The muffin man scene will live rent free in my brain for eternity

  • @UrNextStepdad22
    @UrNextStepdad22 3 місяці тому +2

    he was always a snack but i always forget that bro got swallowed alive on screen💀

  • @NiallAndHisPotatoes
    @NiallAndHisPotatoes 4 місяці тому +3

    Another day, another slay! ✨😌💅🏼

  • @DumpkinPumpkinCurse
    @DumpkinPumpkinCurse 4 місяці тому +1

    Ain’t no Farquaad’s two incher started twitching 😭✋ short kings got short staffs

  • @jessicakakern4571
    @jessicakakern4571 4 місяці тому +4

    Can't wait for my queer soulless short daddy in the next Shrek villain video

  • @madi-v5o
    @madi-v5o Місяць тому +1

    Bro I had to make a whole new account just so I could comment on your videos that's how much I love your videos.

  • @gab88go88
    @gab88go88 4 місяці тому +2

    Leaving no tear left to cry out of this video is a sin 😡😡😡😡

  • @JujuToobootie
    @JujuToobootie Місяць тому

    0:26 I need a 10 hour loop of Lord Farquaad strutting to Maneater

  • @smileyispreppy
    @smileyispreppy Місяць тому +1

    Lord Farquad must’ve had SHORTbread and very LITTLE milk this morning…