Jeez this just makes me want a Dark Deception game where Malak’s the “watch whatever the fuck the player’s doing and make snarky comments” guy permanently.
"Is it really that hard to outrun a STATUE?" is definantly my favourite but "Death... by furry? I can't even mock you it's too easy!" is a close second.
She runs faster than most Power characters in Monsters and Mortals. So she is able to outrun Golden Watcher (but why would you try to outrun a fast mortal as a power monster anyways?).
My ideas for the upcoming Mannequin chapter, Chapter 5 (going to take place at a shopping mall) 1-From shopping to get chopped by a mannequin. Hilarous if that wasnt so patethic. 2- Sales are to die for, ok, but you took it literally! 3- This would be more fitting if you were in a fitting room. 4- Your clothes would be on sale if they weren't bloodstained. What a waste. 5-Those prices are so low as the way you died... like a dummy. 6- You can't outrun a wobbly mannequin? How is that possible?
@@moryak6040 Knowing the humour of the game, had to give it a try. And since there are seven deadly sins, I should add a 7th phrase 7- Death by cone-headed mannequin... Do you understand how absurd this is, you pinhead? XD
Bearly Buried has Malak saying things I never expected him to. I always expected him to be this suave, formal, but intimidating figure, considering he's a demon wearing a business suit "It's all fun and games until Mama Bear eats your face. Then it's hilarious!"
I mean, we have been a pain in his rear for a while… So maybe he is usually suave, just wants to rid of the mortal that refuses to die and somehow escapes all his Bond Villain death traps
His post-jumpscare roasts still aren't quite as funny as Bierce's, though. She probably would've said things like, "Well, aren't they cuddly" or "These seem more like Agatha's preferred toy, wouldn't you agree?"
@@shadowstar8619 I think that’s kind of the genius behind it. Bierce’s death quotes are obviously very creative and funny since she’s been dealing with this for years, whereas Malak hasn’t really ever done this before (at least to my knowledge) so obviously his death quotes are gonna be something along the lines of “Shredded by a teddy bear? That’s so… *awkward pause* …pathetic.” (Which is especially awkward when you consider the fact that the Trigger Teddies blow you up, they don’t maul you, and Mama bear doesn’t eat your face, so Malak doesn’t even know his own nightmares.)
I find it hilarious that most of the comments here are about the furry death quote. I too would be laughing to death if I found out some guy who's stocked with powers, and went through 6 portals of punishing purgatory, just died to a furry in an amusement park full of 'em.
Funfact, each of these lines were originally scrapped and can be heard in the Bierce cutting room floor video: Line 1,4, T T And the Huge woman line before entering zone 2 in TT.
"It's all fun and games, until Mama Bear eats your face. Then it's HILARIOUS!" See Malak? You didn't even have to chase me around, and I'm already dead! 😂
The Torment Therapy quotes could have been so much better. “Time of death…eh who cares…” “The Nurses seem to be taking a blood sample…a really big one…” “Are you an Organ Donor love? …well I guess you are now…” “I wonder if I can sue them for malpractice?”
“It’s all fun and games until Mama Bear eats your face….. THEN ITS HILARIOUS!” Listen Malak, even though Bierce is better I gotta admit, you did good on that one
For the game over lines for both the Hospital and Joy Joy Land I was kinda hoping for something like: Reaper Nurses - "Hmm... No heartbeat? What a Shame." "Well, if it helps, I'm not such a big fan of needles either" (chuckles) "Oh, my! Is there a doctor in the house?" Joy Joy Gang - "Ugh! Well, that will certainly take the joy out things, won't it?" "Sorry, Love, your luck has ran out." "Not quite the happiest place on earth, is it?"
My custom voicelines: Monkey business: -They thought you were a banana -no more humans jumping on the bed! Elementary evil: -dead by a little girl, how hilarious Deadly decadence: -they used to be statues... Malfunction maybe -Dont get too golden Stranger sewers: -they are only ducks... Who are hungry for humans -you didn't let them in your bath when you were younger right? -looks like you were flushed down Crazy carnevil: -you never did like clowns didn't you? -what does a human say? HEEEELP! -is it a bird or a plane? No! It's your death! Torment therapy: -you used to be scared of needles? Too bad. Mascot mayhem: -They can bounce! They can sing! They can kill! -What a joyful death. -Uh oh! Springlocks! (After getting killed by lucky ) -Is think you smelled like corn (after getting killed by penny) -You didn't eat any meat didn't you? (After getting killed by hangry) Bearly buried: -The teddies didn't eat for long -Mama's coming for you! (After getting killed by the bear trap) -Its okay honey Mama's with you! (After getting killed by mama bear) That's all! I worked long to make these death quotes! Hope you enjoyed!
My idea for mannequin death quotes 1. Look at their legs, and somehow you can’t outrun them! 2. First you can’t outrun a statue and now this. Maybe I should reconsider giving you speed boosts. 3. It might have been better for me if you died with the bears, I wouldn’t have to watch your clumsy ass meander around. 4. It seems as if your heart is on the mall menu, ooh and they’re kebabs too! 5. Your soul is on a discount, and everyone wants it, for some reason. 6. Now imagine how many there would be on Black Friday, you’d never live.
All Bierce's Death Quotes: 0:00 Chapter I: *Monkey Business: - Dead already? That's okay, nobody liked you anyway. - Death by monkey? Oh dear, that's embarrasing. - It helps when you don't let them stab you in the face. - That's what you get for monkeying around with Murder Monkeys. - Ugh, you're making it pretty easy to route for the Monkeys 0:23 Chapter II: *Elementary Evil: - Agatha wants to play doctor. Too bad she's all out of anesthetic. - Girls just want to have fun... killing you. - I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl! - Don't be scared. Agatha just likes to play a little rough. - Tag, you're dead! *Deadly Decadence: - You know what they say, love: Sticks and stones! - Huh, maybe you should rub some dirt on it. - Now that's how you die in style! - I thinks it wants to give you a hug. Isn't that sweet? - Killed by statue, you must be crushed. - Uh! Is it really that hard to outrun a statue?! 1:13 Chapter III: *Stranger Sewers: - Well, sometimes you eat the ducks and sometimes it eats you! - Play dead, and maybe they'll leave you alone. Or just die, that works too! - I think it wants to take you home to meet its family. Isn't that sweet? - Oh, but it makes bathtime so much fun, doesn't it? - Yes, your corpse will float, too! - Duck. Duck. Die.
I think chapter 5 death Quotes will just be: 1. Now that’s a fancy death, am I right? 2. wow, just wow, you’ve been killed by something so harmless. 3. Why won’t you try and give it a hug? 4. Ouch! Now that’s a sharp death! 5. Maybe this is your fault for stealing their shirts and buying it. 6. Not all of them are the same. 7. Let me guess, Your money ran out?
I'm sorry, I know it makes me seem psychotic (as if my million other reasons aren't enough), but I love "It's all fun and games until Mama Bear eats your face, then it's HILARIOUS!" to the point to where I make my own lines for the "Mama Bear eats your face".
I got some good death quotes. Murder Monkeys: Maybe stop monkeying around and take care of business, and you’ll live longer. Agatha: Kids grow up so fast, especially when they tear you to pieces. Sewer Duckies: Try eating less Peking Duck. Makes your death less painful. Gold Statues: Don’t worry, they’re just collecting your payment with interest…and with your life, of course. Reaper Nurses: Too bad. You just came down with a sickness you won’t get up from. Evil Clowns: They say laughter is the best medicine. Too bad it won’t work for lacerations. Lucky and Friends: It’s a shame the tickets cost an arm and a leg. Guess they’ll take yours as payment Giant Robot: Hasta la vista, baby! Mama bear: Maybe if you gave her a picnic basket, she’ll leave you alone. Trigger Teddies: I’ve heard of baby boomers, but that’s a bit much. Traps: As a wise man once said, “It’s a trap!” Lemme know what you think
And one more thing: Dark Deception: Second Phase is sequel game about Doug Houser was lost, but they revaled first encounters of the nightmare in to creations, whole universe are infected, everyone turn into a childhood ruiner this place, and beat a first encounter.. Can you beat a worst nightmares, Detective Evan?
I think Malak was going for a bear pun there, but he couldn’t think of any so he just said the word that he’s pretty sure is Doug’s middle name. Doug Pathetic Houser.
The more you think about, it's good character writing. Malak isn't a demon with personality, he's just evil to the bone. Bierce is human and has that kind of personality, so she's got it easy making these roasts up
if Bierce was in bearly buried here the death quotes if kill by a triggered teddy " I think it misses you so much it exploded in joy" " maybe rock it back and forth that one all was to come it down" " you thought it was easy to take candy from a teddy bear" " pop goes the teddy bear" if killed by mama bear " Show your mother some respect she only went to hug you" " you have been a bad boy go to your deathroom, oh wait you're already there" " she probably on her period, or else she be more kind to you" " quick make yourself big and scary, or make you can go small and weak that work as well" " she hungry you could give her some berries or better yet your self"
“Death by furry? I can’t even mock you it’s to easy”
Probably funnies deathquote. And thats saying something cuz im one
That PFP fits with your comment
Malak canonically knows approximately three furry conventions worth or furries
@@Gazing-09 whats pfp?
@@NickIvanRowan profile pic
I’m sorry Malak, you tried hard, but Bierce is still the roast master.
Jeez this just makes me want a Dark Deception game where Malak’s the “watch whatever the fuck the player’s doing and make snarky comments” guy permanently.
I this Ms. Bierce's death quotes are better than Malak.
Haha! MALAK SUCKS AT ROASTING!
You're cool, boss man but i think you need to train your roasting skill more =')!
He will never get to the peak of roasts like Bierce
“Yes your corpse will float too!” Nice reference to IT there devs!
@@PeeWan you will need to watch IT to understand
Also, it's in a sewer level!
@@justcallmeroyal exactamundo!
@@PeeWan the movie, IT, have you ever heard of it?
@@PeeWan well to get the reference, you need to watch the movie
"If you die, who is going to eat all this terrible pizza?"
You know where that's from.
FNAF?
None aputiat bra you'll never see the end of me
My cameras up can't hide from me
This resterawnt won't fit us both
Which one of us gonna run the show
@@Justthatguy867 I'm sorry, what??
@@Janal_Hoe they started singing a fan made FNAF song
"Your mom"
"Death by furry" Best line hands down
frrr
Why?
@@hot_usecondchannelxd2274 because furry
@@hot_usecondchannelxd2274 the internet hates being questioned
It's not funny
3:47
Bierce: now that's deserve a face palm
My favorite line ever
The fact that Bierce knows about furry's, concern me
"Is it really that hard to outrun a STATUE?" is definantly my favourite but "Death... by furry? I can't even mock you it's too easy!" is a close second.
Bierce: Is it really THAT hard to outrun a STATUE?!
Me: Alright Bierce, let’s see YOU outrun a Gold Watcher!
Bierce: Are you joking?! I’M WEARING HIGH HEELS!
She runs faster than most Power characters in Monsters and Mortals. So she is able to outrun Golden Watcher (but why would you try to outrun a fast mortal as a power monster anyways?).
My ideas for the upcoming Mannequin chapter, Chapter 5 (going to take place at a shopping mall)
1-From shopping to get chopped by a mannequin. Hilarous if that wasnt so patethic.
2- Sales are to die for, ok, but you took it literally!
3- This would be more fitting if you were in a fitting room.
4- Your clothes would be on sale if they weren't bloodstained. What a waste.
5-Those prices are so low as the way you died... like a dummy.
6- You can't outrun a wobbly mannequin? How is that possible?
Omg, your ideas so fckng good! I can imagine how bierce say in mocking tone lol XD
Why did I read these in her voice.
@@moryak6040 Knowing the humour of the game, had to give it a try. And since there are seven deadly sins, I should add a 7th phrase
7- Death by cone-headed mannequin... Do you understand how absurd this is, you pinhead?
XD
@@SuperCobra011 LMAO, can't wait for bierce mocking tone
@@SuperCobra011
Oh my goodness
I get flashback of SpongeBob reference on this if Bierce ever say Pinhead XD
Wait a minute, those 2 death quotes about Reaper Nurses, i recognized them. They're cut dialogues that made it back to the game =DDD!
And so is Bierce’s remark about the Matron before entering zone 2.
I noticed it tooo
Seems like they also kept some of the jail aesthetic that the level was originally going to be. I love it when games make callbacks to themselves.
3:11 *pain*
That's a lot of insults...
Malak: Watching you die WAS-
Gaben: Worth the wait.
Malak when Gaben appeared: WHO THE F$#& ARE YOU?!
@@glitchmodder8788 Gaben: Gaben.
Gaben please!
'if you're dead, who's going to eat all this terrible pizza!?'
i love that death quote
Bearly Buried has Malak saying things I never expected him to. I always expected him to be this suave, formal, but intimidating figure, considering he's a demon wearing a business suit
"It's all fun and games until Mama Bear eats your face. Then it's hilarious!"
*”y o u ‘ r e b o r i n g m e”*
Idk why but I find his dialogue with Agatha cute.
I mean, we have been a pain in his rear for a while…
So maybe he is usually suave, just wants to rid of the mortal that refuses to die and somehow escapes all his Bond Villain death traps
His post-jumpscare roasts still aren't quite as funny as Bierce's, though. She probably would've said things like, "Well, aren't they cuddly" or "These seem more like Agatha's preferred toy, wouldn't you agree?"
@@shadowstar8619 I think that’s kind of the genius behind it. Bierce’s death quotes are obviously very creative and funny since she’s been dealing with this for years, whereas Malak hasn’t really ever done this before (at least to my knowledge) so obviously his death quotes are gonna be something along the lines of “Shredded by a teddy bear? That’s so… *awkward pause* …pathetic.”
(Which is especially awkward when you consider the fact that the Trigger Teddies blow you up, they don’t maul you, and Mama bear doesn’t eat your face, so Malak doesn’t even know his own nightmares.)
I think she says "Watch out! Oh, too late" in Torment Therapy when you get killed by a nurse
That's for the any level traps.
Well, from the Chapter 4 footage I've seen, the death quotes are just the ones from the traps. At least for the nurses.
@@AlternateDan some of the trap quotes are glitched and they are said after you die from an enemy.
@@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 Buddy, I already knew that.
@@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 Dark Deception Chapter 4 is a polished masterpiece that was definitely worth the wait
/s
3:11 I legit died at this
3:00 my favorite Malak one
I find it hilarious that most of the comments here are about the furry death quote. I too would be laughing to death if I found out some guy who's stocked with powers, and went through 6 portals of punishing purgatory, just died to a furry in an amusement park full of 'em.
Malak: *Does death quotes for Bearly Buried*
Bierce: Wait that's illegal!
Malak: Not anymore mwuahahaha
Funfact, each of these lines were originally scrapped and can be heard in the Bierce cutting room floor video:
Line 1,4, T T
And the Huge woman line before entering zone 2 in TT.
2:01 I really love that line for some reason.
“It would be funny if it wasn’t so SAD 😑”
"If you're dead who is goin' to eat this terrible pizza?"
Me automatically: *F U H N A F F*
Chica: I’ll have it if no one is interested.
Bonnie: Save some for me
*pizza time*
Markiplier screaming in the bg: IS THAT THE BITE OF 87??
Bierce has better lines than Malak. Serious the "death by a furry" got me good!
Why is that funny? I don’t get it.
@@hot_usecondchannelxd2274 why does "XD" on your name is funny?
I also loved “How hard is it to outrun a statue?!”
@@hot_usecondchannelxd2274 are you a furry or something because I see you a lot on these types of comments
Malak also only got one zone of roasts. It's hardly a fair assessment between the two.
3:10 got me lol
"Death... by furry.
I can't mock you it's to easy."
"It's all fun and games, until Mama Bear eats your face. Then it's HILARIOUS!"
See Malak? You didn't even have to chase me around, and I'm already dead! 😂
Bierce: Yes your corpse will float too.
Pennywise: *grins*
Bierce: try laughing the pain away
The Joker: *laugh insanely*
The Torment Therapy quotes could have been so much better.
“Time of death…eh who cares…”
“The Nurses seem to be taking a blood sample…a really big one…”
“Are you an Organ Donor love? …well I guess you are now…”
“I wonder if I can sue them for malpractice?”
1:59 “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” -Theodore Roosevelt.
Oh and evil clowns
@@KTWhatsup now you have ruined it
"Girls just want to have fun...KILLING YOU.
Reaper Nurses: Get 'em girls!
“It’s all fun and games until Mama Bear eats your face….. THEN ITS HILARIOUS!”
Listen Malak, even though Bierce is better I gotta admit, you did good on that one
For the game over lines for both the Hospital and Joy Joy Land I was kinda hoping for something like:
Reaper Nurses -
"Hmm... No heartbeat? What a Shame."
"Well, if it helps, I'm not such a big fan of needles either" (chuckles)
"Oh, my! Is there a doctor in the house?"
Joy Joy Gang -
"Ugh! Well, that will certainly take the joy out things, won't it?"
"Sorry, Love, your luck has ran out."
"Not quite the happiest place on earth, is it?"
The reaper nurses are better.
I can see someone animating Bierce's death quotes to make it ten times more savage and ten times better
Bierce : Isn't that hard to outran a statue?!
Me : I don't know, isn't that hard to ran away with those dress of yours
Wendy's: "finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
If you’re dead, who’s gonna eat all this terrible pizza?
Chica: I’ll have it if no one is interested.
Bonnie: Save some for me
Chica:”DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?!?”
@@KTWhatsup why are you commenting this on every pizza comment
@@adulthiyokoanti-mikan5111 I didn’t comment on every pizza comment, just 2
@@KTWhatsup *bet*
My custom voicelines:
Monkey business:
-They thought you were a banana
-no more humans jumping on the bed!
Elementary evil:
-dead by a little girl, how hilarious
Deadly decadence:
-they used to be statues... Malfunction maybe
-Dont get too golden
Stranger sewers:
-they are only ducks... Who are hungry for humans
-you didn't let them in your bath when you were younger right?
-looks like you were flushed down
Crazy carnevil:
-you never did like clowns didn't you?
-what does a human say?
HEEEELP!
-is it a bird or a plane? No! It's your death!
Torment therapy:
-you used to be scared of needles? Too bad.
Mascot mayhem:
-They can bounce! They can sing! They can kill!
-What a joyful death.
-Uh oh! Springlocks! (After getting killed by lucky )
-Is think you smelled like corn (after getting killed by penny)
-You didn't eat any meat didn't you? (After getting killed by hangry)
Bearly buried:
-The teddies didn't eat for long
-Mama's coming for you! (After getting killed by the bear trap)
-Its okay honey Mama's with you! (After getting killed by mama bear)
That's all! I worked long to make these death quotes! Hope you enjoyed!
... In joy joy gang bierce said Death by furry... Omg bierce so savage xD
Savage?
Never in my life did I think I'd hear her say that
Malak and Bierce should both provide a running commentary on whatever the fuck the player is doing and trying roast each other
3:49
If Heavy were involved, he'd say "You are dead! Not big surprise."
I'm sure there's a mod for that somewhere, just look hard enough
1:00 "I think they just want to give you a huge" yeah a huge with an axe
Bierce roasts pretty good despite the fact that she wasn’t contacted the outside world for 100 years
‘If you’re dead, who’s going to eat all this terrible pizza?!’
Yep, it’s like FNaF.
"Then who's going to eat this terrible pizza" such a mood
Malak and Bierce: Union of humorists
Bierce: Idiot! Do not fail me again
2:46 terminator reference
Лучший канал по дарк десепшен, обожаю, каждый день все видио пересматриваю )
я согласен с тобой, но жаль что он не поймет тебя, если конечно не переведет с помощью гугла
@@user-uv1us3gl6i в Ютубе (по крайней мере мобильном) теперь есть функция перевода комментария. Очень полезная штука
@@artemiykopych Very much!
@@artemiykopych yea, for once I can actually read comments on videos which are in different languages too
@@insanekiller8765 truly a technological advancement
My idea for mannequin death quotes
1. Look at their legs, and somehow you can’t outrun them!
2. First you can’t outrun a statue and now this. Maybe I should reconsider giving you speed boosts.
3. It might have been better for me if you died with the bears, I wouldn’t have to watch your clumsy ass meander around.
4. It seems as if your heart is on the mall menu, ooh and they’re kebabs too!
5. Your soul is on a discount, and everyone wants it, for some reason.
6. Now imagine how many there would be on Black Friday, you’d never live.
*_Christopher Malak has noticed how people tried to be S Ranks, but he points out that an A RANK IS A RANK FOREVER._*
I like how all of these quotes are just "gonna cry"? But it's different and unique for each character
All Bierce's Death Quotes:
0:00 Chapter I:
*Monkey Business:
- Dead already? That's okay, nobody liked you anyway.
- Death by monkey? Oh dear, that's embarrasing.
- It helps when you don't let them stab you in the face.
- That's what you get for monkeying around with Murder Monkeys.
- Ugh, you're making it pretty easy to route for the Monkeys
0:23 Chapter II:
*Elementary Evil:
- Agatha wants to play doctor. Too bad she's all out of anesthetic.
- Girls just want to have fun... killing you.
- I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl!
- Don't be scared. Agatha just likes to play a little rough.
- Tag, you're dead!
*Deadly Decadence:
- You know what they say, love: Sticks and stones!
- Huh, maybe you should rub some dirt on it.
- Now that's how you die in style!
- I thinks it wants to give you a hug. Isn't that sweet?
- Killed by statue, you must be crushed.
- Uh! Is it really that hard to outrun a statue?!
1:13 Chapter III:
*Stranger Sewers:
- Well, sometimes you eat the ducks and sometimes it eats you!
- Play dead, and maybe they'll leave you alone. Or just die, that works too!
- I think it wants to take you home to meet its family. Isn't that sweet?
- Oh, but it makes bathtime so much fun, doesn't it?
- Yes, your corpse will float, too!
- Duck. Duck. Die.
3:49 POV you are doing mascot mayhem level
You'll make more custom challenges now with new characters?
I’m sure Bierce enjoys toying around with whoever wants to cooperate with her.
2:31 If Youre Dead Whos Gonna Eat All This Terrible Pizza?! Fnaf?
I think chapter 5 death Quotes will just be:
1. Now that’s a fancy death, am I right?
2. wow, just wow, you’ve been killed by something so harmless.
3. Why won’t you try and give it a hug?
4. Ouch! Now that’s a sharp death!
5. Maybe this is your fault for stealing their shirts and buying it.
6. Not all of them are the same.
7. Let me guess, Your money ran out?
8. They're dressed quite sharply, aren't they?
@Thetiektvia(Itibanguradia) yea nice try bud you stole that
*I guess this is how you get punished for shoplifting here.*
Crazy Carnevil and Mascot Mayhem have the best death quotes
Malak on Voiceline 3 should have been "EVERYBODY GANSTA
UNTIL MAMA'S COMING"
2:13 no cus this sounds very badass
Malak is only for Bearly Barely.
It's actually Bearly Buried
0:48 I've heard it soo many times
Bierce is roasting the player for 3 minutes and 58 seconds
And Malak
I'm sorry, I know it makes me seem psychotic (as if my million other reasons aren't enough), but I love "It's all fun and games until Mama Bear eats your face, then it's HILARIOUS!" to the point to where I make my own lines for the "Mama Bear eats your face".
0:03 Bierce, That was so rude.
Considering the character we play as, that is 100% true
I got some good death quotes.
Murder Monkeys: Maybe stop monkeying around and take care of business, and you’ll live longer.
Agatha: Kids grow up so fast, especially when they tear you to pieces.
Sewer Duckies: Try eating less Peking Duck. Makes your death less painful.
Gold Statues: Don’t worry, they’re just collecting your payment with interest…and with your life, of course.
Reaper Nurses: Too bad. You just came down with a sickness you won’t get up from.
Evil Clowns: They say laughter is the best medicine. Too bad it won’t work for lacerations.
Lucky and Friends: It’s a shame the tickets cost an arm and a leg. Guess they’ll take yours as payment
Giant Robot: Hasta la vista, baby!
Mama bear: Maybe if you gave her a picnic basket, she’ll leave you alone.
Trigger Teddies: I’ve heard of baby boomers, but that’s a bit much.
Traps: As a wise man once said, “It’s a trap!”
Lemme know what you think
Awesome idea!
Ready for Chapter Five death quotes.
3:46
My favorite one #7
When i trying beat first time in Dark Deception: Second Phase be like:
Malak: Aww, so close, yet so... Dead...
And one more thing:
Dark Deception: Second Phase is sequel game about Doug Houser was lost, but they revaled first encounters of the nightmare in to creations, whole universe are infected, everyone turn into a childhood ruiner this place, and beat a first encounter.. Can you beat a worst nightmares, Detective Evan?
2:53
"That's So........
p a t h e t i c."
I think Malak was going for a bear pun there, but he couldn’t think of any so he just said the word that he’s pretty sure is Doug’s middle name. Doug Pathetic Houser.
Bierce: "The governor called, you've been pardoned. Whoops. too late."
3:10 LMAO
"Tag, you're dead"
The player got roasted.
1:28 I like that line!
2:24
Also that one!
Alt title:
*Bierce roasts your dead body for 3 minutes and 58 seconds*
Thanks for the death quotes 👏❤👍
hey at least Beirce is more creative with her roasts. Malak needs to go to insulting school sometime.
"Is it really that hard to run away from a statue?"
Bitch yes that thing run faster then me
Not anymore buddy
I love all of the mascot mayhem ones
Bierce : much anoying on levels
Also bierce : best death quotes
I honestly want more Malak voice death lines
Malak..malak stop tryna be Bierce you can’t roast
The more you think about, it's good character writing.
Malak isn't a demon with personality, he's just evil to the bone.
Bierce is human and has that kind of personality, so she's got it easy making these roasts up
Anyone find it a bit weird how 2 of Malak's best minions are a group of furry animatronics and a Mother bear with lots of baby bears?
Death by *FURRY* ? I can't even mock you, it's too easy!
Me: *Bierce, you kinda sus*
Timestamp: 2:24 :3
My favorites in order:
1:35
3:43
1:14
0:45
1:18
3:35
2:38
1:46
2:42
3:10
Fnaf fans: 2:30 Is this a fnaf reference?!
2:23
"Death by furry, I can't even mock you it's too easy!"
Damn Bierce, don't gotta violate me like dat 🗿
Can I repeat that again the funniest line why is bierce saying "dead by furry"
It's been a while since I watched this game and I forgot how much of a delight Bierce was
Can you do all kill screens?
Check it on Video Game News's channel.
Mascot mayhem has Chuck e cheese pizza confirmed
if Bierce was in bearly buried here the death quotes
if kill by a triggered teddy
" I think it misses you so much it exploded in joy"
" maybe rock it back and forth that one all was to come it down"
" you thought it was easy to take candy from a teddy bear"
" pop goes the teddy bear"
if killed by mama bear
" Show your mother some respect she only went to hug you"
" you have been a bad boy go to your deathroom, oh wait you're already there"
" she probably on her period, or else she be more kind to you"
" quick make yourself big and scary, or make you can go small and weak that work as well"
" she hungry you could give her some berries or better yet your self"
3:12
Pain
"Your corpse will float too"
Isn't that a "It" reference? Cuz that's awesome.
1:32 I know that reference !
2:24
*Death by Furry?*
Maybe fitting for chapter 2 or 3: “So this is why you shouldn’t hit a girl”
3:11 my favourite part
Aww, so close yet so…..
Dead! >= )