Nick Shabazz reviews 8lbs of knives from the TSA

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @Bravo-Too-Much
    @Bravo-Too-Much 4 роки тому +324

    The bear paw knife is a knife I got for my mom in the early thousands! It had to be 2000 or 2001.I tried to engrave her name, Aleisha not Alaska, but being 8 or 9 years oldish, I wasn’t very good. This is incredible! It was in my dads old hunting backpack she tried to use as a carry on going to Colorado and she never checked the pockets. I can’t believe this, I remember it being claimed a few years ago and the story she told about it but what are the literal odds that ended up here. It was claimed by TSA in 2012, and its almost 20 years old now. I’m sending this to my mom and dad right away, what a small world. This video pops up in my recommendations for whatever reason, I watch it because why not, and I made it this far in the video to see it. My excitement can’t be shared by the rest of the viewers, BUT THIS IS LITERALLY UNREAL with the set of coincidences leading up to this.

    • @FreezerBurnz
      @FreezerBurnz 2 роки тому +30

      Did you get the knife back?!

    • @avoadrian1402
      @avoadrian1402 2 роки тому +7

      That’s awesome! Too bad it’s not with it’s rightful owner

    • @Owens_Racing
      @Owens_Racing 2 роки тому +16

      Sure hope you was able to get the knife back. @27:40 in is where this knife is shown.

    • @legendarypillow1450
      @legendarypillow1450 2 роки тому +4

      Did you get it back?

    • @anthonyschutz7201
      @anthonyschutz7201 2 роки тому +2

      I hope you get/got it back. Insane story and coincidence.

  • @xgford94
    @xgford94 4 роки тому +72

    Opens thousands of knives in his life...stabs himself with spoons and forks...yes irony’s a cow

  • @donjohnson5424
    @donjohnson5424 4 роки тому +1025

    What a weird timeline we live in where I can watch a stranger in a different county, who's wearing kitchen gloves and a batman mask, talk about spoon reflectivity while sitting at a trash-bag covered table with a mound of POS knives in front of him. Lol

    • @bbqsauce2
      @bbqsauce2 4 роки тому +27

      While old asian lady is looking at him 👀

    • @4God17
      @4God17 4 роки тому +2

      Why does he wear a Batman mask?

    • @donjohnson5424
      @donjohnson5424 4 роки тому +26

      @@4God17 He wants to stay anonymous so people don't walk up to him on the streets.

    • @DarkWandererMK2
      @DarkWandererMK2 4 роки тому +5

      It's a great timeline.

    • @FirstLast-yw3zs
      @FirstLast-yw3zs 4 роки тому +5

      Are you really don johnson? I loved “Miami Vice”

  • @m0ck_199
    @m0ck_199 4 роки тому +52

    "This is a bigass spoon" & "buttah scimitar" are my 2 favorites. 🙌

  • @patina_turner6791
    @patina_turner6791 4 роки тому +388

    And who carries a fixed blade into the damn airport !!? 😂

    • @it3897
      @it3897 4 роки тому +8

      Chris Ortiz I do...

    • @MrSemanticprison
      @MrSemanticprison 4 роки тому +49

      I did, once. In a hunting bag coming back from deer season. It was a huge knife and it had slipped under a flap in the bottom of my bag. The lady freaked out when she saw it on xray and then it took her forever to find it. I'm sure it ended up on ebay somewhere

    • @rebeccawayne1758
      @rebeccawayne1758 4 роки тому +17

      More people than you could ever imagine. The best ones are the people who "forgot" their gun in their bag.

    • @thefreshprincer5587
      @thefreshprincer5587 4 роки тому +1

      @@EvolveOutdoors same, mine always stays by my side and never leaves

    • @it3897
      @it3897 4 роки тому +1

      乇volve Outdoors totally agree! 100%!

  • @bowsbulletsbucks5799
    @bowsbulletsbucks5799 4 роки тому +202

    This guy sounds like that dude in the video who’s like “I’m a fun guy I’m a cool guy I’m a pretty alright guy.....but I get a little sugar in me”

    • @i-playdead
      @i-playdead 4 роки тому +15

      Trap Moneybenny U mean Sam Hyde lmao

    • @rapid404
      @rapid404 4 роки тому +5

      @@i-playdead neverdies

    • @GLR.VISUALS
      @GLR.VISUALS 4 роки тому +1

      The the the that's all folks

    • @dougbulldog9947
      @dougbulldog9947 4 роки тому +5

      This Guy is world famous in the world of knife reviews, give him a chance he's good.

    • @jackdaniel1362
      @jackdaniel1362 4 роки тому +1

      Love me some Sam Hyde lol

  • @terpdx
    @terpdx 4 роки тому +405

    "I'm not seeing any Sebenzas." It would be cheaper to just miss the flight and go back home!

    • @oniamaya3934
      @oniamaya3934 4 роки тому +7

      terpdx I was hoping for benchmade

    • @corbin347
      @corbin347 4 роки тому +17

      terpdx I’d hand my Sebenza or Umnumzaan over to the TSA over my dead body.

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy 4 роки тому +22

      Thing is people with quality knives are also more likely to have the sense not to bring them to the airport

    • @adamr7163
      @adamr7163 3 роки тому

      @@corbin347 are

    • @Celric_Death
      @Celric_Death 3 роки тому +3

      @@wsketchy There is people who've forgot they're carrying decent knives and lost them, stuff like Benchmade etc. The nice knives that don't get shipped ahead that are confiscated by TSA are taken by employee's before even seeing the bin.

  • @tetsubo57
    @tetsubo57 4 роки тому +53

    I've been carrying and collecting blades for forty-three years. I've been uploading knife videos for eleven years. I've watched a hell of a lot of knife videos over the years. And this is the funniest knife video I've ever seen. Subbed!

  • @donjohnson5424
    @donjohnson5424 4 роки тому +245

    What kind of self respecting man (or woman) carries any of these knives when you can get a perfectly decent Kershaw or CRKT for $20 that would blow any of these knives out of the water.

    • @noredcr
      @noredcr 4 роки тому +90

      the kind of person who forgets to not bring a knife on a plane. lol

    • @ElijsDima
      @ElijsDima 4 роки тому +44

      Why would anyone buy a Kershaw or a CRKT for $20 when any of these gems can be bought for under $50?

    • @rebeccawayne1758
      @rebeccawayne1758 4 роки тому +64

      True story.....I was doing a bag check on a female passenger who forgot she had a knife. Pulled it out... received a wonderful story how it was a very expressive knife her boyfriend gave her for Christmas. She wasn't sure it could ever be replaced....me looking straight at her.....no offense but this is from home Depot, I think it was a black Friday deal. Your man probably got three of these for $10 or $20 bucks! ....she was pissed off. Told me to toss it and she stormed off.

    • @philipendres1882
      @philipendres1882 4 роки тому +14

      Some people don't even spend $5 on their knives...

    • @sneakypeaky6000
      @sneakypeaky6000 4 роки тому +11

      Why would somebody buy tsa knives in bulk? You won't find rare or expensive knives because people go through them before bagging them. People who claim to find expensive knives probably toss in a knife they bought.

  • @cavalry1213
    @cavalry1213 4 роки тому +18

    “A walk my ass back out to the car sort of knife!” 🤣🤣 goddamn that’s good stuff man!

  • @GustavoHernandez1
    @GustavoHernandez1 4 роки тому +64

    You just toasted my entire knife collection, Nick. That's super rude and disrespectful

  • @AdventureOne
    @AdventureOne 4 роки тому +20

    "Salsa you would buy in Michigan, mild" as a Texan, I laughed my ass off

    • @jebusgabagool7902
      @jebusgabagool7902 3 роки тому +2

      As a Michigander, I too laughed my ass off. 😄

  • @5.56Zealot
    @5.56Zealot 4 роки тому +62

    Nick just got sent the whole special-ed class of knives

  • @NuclearRiceBowl
    @NuclearRiceBowl 4 роки тому +21

    I just stumbled across this video and for it being my first, I’m definitely subscribing to this channel just for the sheer genuine entertainment this video brought me. You kept me laughing throughout and that accent was a sure treat to the western ear.

  • @DarkWandererMK2
    @DarkWandererMK2 4 роки тому +311

    Your Yosemite pronunciation was gold.

    • @adksherm
      @adksherm 4 роки тому +20

      Yo sah might

    • @tmills5608
      @tmills5608 4 роки тому +12

      "Dat is for one hundriid perceent absolulte shorrrrree"

    • @Ashrubel
      @Ashrubel 4 роки тому +3

      “It’s noe yo-sah-might”

    • @jaceyproffitt396
      @jaceyproffitt396 4 роки тому +2

      Yo sah mite

    • @terrellbeast7369
      @terrellbeast7369 4 роки тому +2

      Yoe-suh-myte!!! Fuckin precious!!!

  • @damianbisha6712
    @damianbisha6712 4 роки тому +58

    1:01:00 Thats a underground Polish army multitool of the year 1944, quite amazing pice, so sad that somone misstreated something like that, and that you yeeted it away

    • @damianbisha6712
      @damianbisha6712 4 роки тому +6

      @Will.J I've seen one like this once in my life in possession of a man who is in charge of making reconstruction battles in Poland, I played a teenager gunned down by German MG when I was 17, man that was something...
      Edit: And he told me about it history lmao

    • @damianbisha6712
      @damianbisha6712 4 роки тому +1

      @Will.J As far as I know, they were made for 3 months before war in Radom, same place where Vis pistol and nowdays Beryl rifle (5.56 NATO AK that works).
      Allegedly there were less than 400 made, also given other stuff in his collection I would believe that one was original

    • @davidpalomares9490
      @davidpalomares9490 3 роки тому

      I had a knife with the exact same design on the scales but it only had a single blade. Do you have any idea where I could find one?

    • @kettchuk918
      @kettchuk918 3 роки тому

      The first knife I ever had was one of these with a big and small blade. It’s the one I’ve got in my emergency kit when I go walking. Got any links to more info on them?

  • @S3ARCH_N_D3STROY
    @S3ARCH_N_D3STROY 4 роки тому +74

    You know what Nick, no matter how sh*t someone’s day is or what new world crisis everyone’s concerned with, listening to you talk always cheers up ones day. Thanks for being you 👍

  • @Dr.Jiggles
    @Dr.Jiggles 4 роки тому +13

    This popped up in my recommended, and you earned yourself a sub. You somehow made this hour and thirty seven minute video feel like twenty. You always held my interest and always had something entertaining or informative to say. Also this was flipping filmed live! The fact that you keep that casual, conversational flow going while live is really quite impressive.

  • @Odin9Realms
    @Odin9Realms 4 роки тому +12

    True story, I had a small gerber in my backpack I forgot about and the Toilet Seat Administration (TSA) found it so I gave it up, about a year later I was browsing eBay for used knives and came across the same model gerber being sold in a TSA lot from a guy in Atlanta (where I had to give it up) further inspection showed that it was my knife. I could tell due to some unique blemishes on the blade and scales, so I ended up buying my same knife back just for the story, since this was a cheap backup knife anyway.

  • @mongoose0307
    @mongoose0307 4 роки тому +33

    Nick shabazz 2020: “what is that a frikkin butter scimitar? “

  • @tj7432
    @tj7432 4 роки тому +52

    i cant believe i watched this. ALL. OF. THIS. its sunday and everyone's staying in.

  • @IxTHOMSONxI
    @IxTHOMSONxI 4 роки тому +57

    You sound like Kyle's cousin from South park lmao

  • @edcgeardad6692
    @edcgeardad6692 4 роки тому +71

    I literally washed my hands 4 times while watching this video.

    • @moises030190
      @moises030190 4 роки тому +3

      Did you wash for 20 seconds each time?

    • @edcgeardad6692
      @edcgeardad6692 4 роки тому +1

      @@moises030190 haha. Yes. And followed with hand sanitizer

    • @jasonwolf6899
      @jasonwolf6899 4 роки тому +1

      I find myself avoiding touching my face while watching...

  • @robloxgamesalsorealliferol5213
    @robloxgamesalsorealliferol5213 4 роки тому +8

    12:54 😂 yes sir I walked my ass back to my car for a spyderco at Disneyland

  • @mindbreak666
    @mindbreak666 4 роки тому +15

    The red one with an eagle on it is a tramontina.
    They're good enough to be used as loaners, and they come very sharp from factory. But they're also cheap enough to come in blisters just like bic lighters.

  • @hobojesus9817
    @hobojesus9817 4 роки тому +3

    510 area code on the Retirement multi tool, Yosemite novelty utensil, resin tipped junk knife, Route 66 knife... This collection came from California. Probably L.A.

  • @Crusty_Otter
    @Crusty_Otter 4 роки тому +16

    "I'm not seeing any Sebenzas." LMAO, thanks for a very much needed laugh today.
    You're a braver man than I am, that's for damn sure LOL.

  • @codybrookehanson2346
    @codybrookehanson2346 4 роки тому +18

    The first knife I was given as a child was a swiss army knock off with the fork and spoon. I miss it now.

  • @patina_turner6791
    @patina_turner6791 4 роки тому +10

    That mental picture, of the neighbor staring and trying to figure out what the hell is going on in your office made the day !! 😂😂😂👍

  • @dasc0yne
    @dasc0yne 2 роки тому +2

    Years ago I went on a trip to Greece and forgot about the knife on my person. Some lucky TSA agent snagged himself a free Benchmade Osbourne that day.

  • @stevenfoster7882
    @stevenfoster7882 4 роки тому +30

    1:04:40 the space is for a magnetic flashlight. i used to have one

    • @dsvolcom23
      @dsvolcom23 4 роки тому +2

      Yup, I have that beater sitting around. It's a $5 knife from Walmart

    • @skeleton1765
      @skeleton1765 4 роки тому

      Until it got taken by the TSA?

  • @lyndonmoore6286
    @lyndonmoore6286 4 роки тому +36

    The video was 10 mins with stuttering taken out.

    • @sneakypeaky6000
      @sneakypeaky6000 4 роки тому +4

      5 minutes if you remove the time spent trying to be funny and laughing at his own jokes.

    • @ashleygriggs9580
      @ashleygriggs9580 4 роки тому

      @@sneakypeaky6000 haha

  • @lordgandalf372
    @lordgandalf372 4 роки тому +65

    hey nick I‘m from germany these nailclippers actually are pretty expensive made by a german brand called ‚Zwilling‘

    • @opticwiddly5263
      @opticwiddly5263 4 роки тому +5

      Had some of thoes scissors. They have like a little stick squiggly man on them

    • @joejoelesh1197
      @joejoelesh1197 4 роки тому +7

      They show up in hiking/camping catalogs here (USA) sometimes

    • @Spacecadet3890
      @Spacecadet3890 4 роки тому +2

      They make very good kitchen knives too,

    • @raf42
      @raf42 4 роки тому +4

      My parents got a pair of Zwilling chef's knives for their wedding. 30 years later, they still get everyday use.

    • @l.nassah6728
      @l.nassah6728 4 роки тому

      I think it was true utility?

  • @insederec
    @insederec 4 роки тому +27

    that gerber at 37:30 I think is actually mine, I forgot I had it in my bag. I used to try throwing it into a tree. And if it's not mine, then I guess somebody also had the same knife and beat it to hell the same way I did

    • @everettknight8201
      @everettknight8201 4 роки тому +3

      consitering how well ive treated my paraframes I wouldent be supprised its someone elses. they are sorda beater knifes

  • @AndWhatISeeIsME
    @AndWhatISeeIsME 4 роки тому +7

    You're killing me with the 'Yosa-mite!' 🤣🤣

  • @LeonardbroNocaprio420
    @LeonardbroNocaprio420 2 роки тому +2

    The one with a ”fork" and the pattern on the handle that's all metal.... That is a divot repair tool for golf when you use a wedge or iron. The little patch of grass that flies up after the swing, it's considered good ediquite to replace the lil chunk where it's bald, and use the "fork" to reseat the plug so it'll take root again. 👍

  • @gazay7777
    @gazay7777 4 роки тому +27

    I've had that EXACT Winchester fixed blade for about a decade! Actually not a bad knife considering it's a Winchester.

    • @RubleInnawoods
      @RubleInnawoods 4 роки тому

      I have a Winchester fixed too just not that one, I like it

  • @nicholasmangialardi1618
    @nicholasmangialardi1618 2 роки тому +2

    I received a shoebox of knives from a friend who flips houses. He knew I am a knife guy and he kept a few for himself and gave me the rest. He kept a Ridge Runner fixed blade and a couple of low quality folders. He obviously doesn't know anything about knives because I found knives from Kershaw, Cold Steel, Boker and CRKT, among others. Best gift ever!

  • @jakefromstatefarm1405
    @jakefromstatefarm1405 4 роки тому +49

    The multiple "yeets" had me rolling 🤣

  • @TheHairOfElendil
    @TheHairOfElendil 4 роки тому +2

    *I thought for a moment the pink kubaton had ended up in the wrong box. It looked a little too personal... lol.*

  • @joejoelesh1197
    @joejoelesh1197 4 роки тому +18

    I have lost a few knives to TSA. I fly a lot, and sometimes I just forget that one is in my pocket. I have even got through TSA with a knife, more than once.
    Thing is, that if it is a good knife, you can mail it it yourself right there (at most airports). If it is a cheapo boxcuter, then the TSA can have it.

  • @tricky8579
    @tricky8579 4 роки тому +8

    This guy is hilarious he had me said at the spoon part 😂

  • @Drumdudeck
    @Drumdudeck 4 роки тому +41

    "Salsa you would buy in Michigan, mild" 🤣

  • @bornfree2237
    @bornfree2237 4 роки тому +3

    I just lost my daily carry Cryo of 7 years thinking we were going to check a bag, but my mother's CPAP was in the bag and decided not to check. Lost my job too so I'm using a POS now. There should be a program for knife enthusiasts like us to get in on some of that. Literally can barely afford shipping right now. Love your videos; to the point!

  • @docbp87
    @docbp87 4 роки тому +5

    I haven't watched a Nick Shabazz video in probably a year, sort of fell out of the knife/gear hobby, and on a whim thought "8lbs of knives from the TSA" seemed like it may be a bucket of giggles. I was right. My neighbor probably thinks I'm having some sort of psychiatric event. Completely broke at the retirement home knife. Well played Mr. Shabazz.

  • @sts265
    @sts265 4 роки тому +4

    Hahaha love this! Cracking up just thinking about your neighbor seeing you in a batman mask playing with knives

  • @butre.
    @butre. 4 роки тому +24

    that "fork" about an hour is is a divot tool used for repairing golf fields, but I'd bet based on the pot resin on the blade that it was used as a roach clip

  • @NoahsArk999
    @NoahsArk999 4 роки тому +2

    Never seen this channel before but i subscribed when you said he couldnt cut the tag because it was his only knife 😂😂

    • @NoahsArk999
      @NoahsArk999 4 роки тому

      Also i literally cried laighing when you said "nah thats pessimist prime "💀

  • @jhipp6009
    @jhipp6009 4 роки тому +28

    I was expecting lots of tac force and mtech, but it's just as well

    • @skippygirl959
      @skippygirl959 3 роки тому +1

      I like my Mtech knife lol

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 роки тому +3

      Somehow these are even worse than my 2 Mtech knives. I didn't think they made knives worse than MTech

    • @lostcat9lives322
      @lostcat9lives322 2 роки тому

      Mtech knives do what a knife is supposed to do and no tears are shed when the cops steal it.

  • @knifeaddict1014
    @knifeaddict1014 4 роки тому +6

    Did he really just say “ I don’t forking care “ hahaha good one !

  • @danschillin8558
    @danschillin8558 4 роки тому +13

    It took me some time and I am a total crkt fan boy. You won me over totally with this video. You're a damn riot. Thank you for introducing me to other quality brands bud

    • @sneakypeaky6000
      @sneakypeaky6000 4 роки тому +1

      I don't mind crkt but they don't have many truly budget friendly knives. They have way to many 8cr knives that they want 50-60 dollars for. I prefer Kershaw because they seem to have more affordable blades though they have poor material knives that they want over 50 bucks for too just not as many imo. Cold steel is a good one though for price to material ratio.
      Nowadays I prefer Chinese brands because I can get way better materials for the price.

  • @stephenzaremba7291
    @stephenzaremba7291 4 роки тому +3

    "Mickey says im a terrible person. Thank you mickey I appreciate that." 😂😂

  • @mark.lizettegrant
    @mark.lizettegrant 4 роки тому +12

    You know what's crazy imagine the story each one of them knives have and why they were bought

  • @thekittehawk6993
    @thekittehawk6993 4 роки тому +5

    I’m sending my grandmother to acacia creek! Thanks for the recommendation!

  • @superfly2201
    @superfly2201 4 роки тому +11

    So, I've got a few of these. Mostly gifts for being in a wedding party or door prizes from various events. I've often wondered what to do with this crap and now I know they're adequate for airport carry. Thanks Nick
    Also, I own a Ka Bar spoon, fork a knife set that clip together. I talked my mother into ordering them from SMKW when as a wee lad in early 90s. I was the envy of everyone at camp.

    • @balsalmalberto8086
      @balsalmalberto8086 4 місяці тому

      The Ka Bar is tiny, the fork is so hard to open and made in china, I like the one shown in the video.

  • @geauxbig1068
    @geauxbig1068 2 роки тому +1

    I just watched a man who is likely Gilbert Gottfried’s estranged brother dig through a small mountain of disease infested cheap Chinese metal “knives” for over an hour and it was surprisingly both entertaining and enjoyable. Bravo , You Sir have earned a new subscriber!

  • @Mrplacedcookie
    @Mrplacedcookie 4 роки тому +22

    We are buying "Hard use" knives for zilljons of dollars, but the only knives that sees hard use is $10 SLGs

    • @RubleInnawoods
      @RubleInnawoods 4 роки тому +1

      My Damascus knife never sees anything but light use. My 14$ Gerber Airlift and my Tac Force knives get the shit best out of em and still come back workin

    • @williamw9120
      @williamw9120 4 роки тому +1

      Disagree, I have a Marfione and I beat he shit out of it

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 3 роки тому

      It's because with these knives they are screwdrivers and whatnot since they are cheap enough.

  • @flytheskymyway
    @flytheskymyway 4 роки тому +5

    Waiter:
    Here is a fork and knife for your normal digestion related things.
    Enjoy your stay here at Yo - So - Mite.

  • @DavePotokar
    @DavePotokar 4 роки тому +9

    22:00. This has incredible forkplay. Classic!

  • @TheMartinChronicles
    @TheMartinChronicles 3 місяці тому

    I'm so happy to have discovered this channel! You had me in stitches, sir.😂

  • @Ovatione
    @Ovatione 4 роки тому +10

    That ss nailclipper is from the German brand WMF, and is actually quite good

  • @ROB33GTR
    @ROB33GTR 2 роки тому

    That was one of the best videos I’ve ever watched - period!!
    I watch your channel regularly and find it great but this was just the cherry on top.
    Laughs every minute.
    On that note, eyyyeyyy 👋

  • @joejoelesh1197
    @joejoelesh1197 4 роки тому +6

    LMAO,
    "it's like a butter simatar over here..."

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 4 роки тому +6

    _"Is that a fork?"_
    😆😆😆

  • @No8Limits6
    @No8Limits6 4 роки тому +3

    “ Actually you know what this is a big ass spoon too “ lmfao I died right there an hella weak

  • @Booodster
    @Booodster 4 роки тому +3

    The hole in the front of the “Optimus Prime” knife was where a flashlight would go. I got the exact same knife for Christmas a few years ago.

    • @kettchuk918
      @kettchuk918 3 роки тому

      Came here to say this. I got one of these because I needed a torch on a pointy bit of metal and it worked beautifully for that, cheap, bulletproof and with enough other random bits to give it more uses.

  • @jseden
    @jseden 4 роки тому +3

    Ive spent quite a bit on knives but carry a $7 sanrenmu 710.. really great little knife for the price and i won't really care if I lose it. I've had it in my pocket every day for a little over three years now.
    This pile seems like a fair representation of the knives I see non-enthusiests carrying though.

  • @Cenobite1
    @Cenobite1 2 роки тому

    This is the most entertaining thing I've seen on UA-cam or TV in like a week...
    I feel a slight urge to ponder many of my life's decisions 🤔... Thanks for the laugh, your channel is most appreciated.

  • @4968ace
    @4968ace 3 роки тому +3

    The TSA once missed 27 12 gauge Remington shotgun shells in my bag. They caught it in the way back and we had a bit of a laugh about the outgoing TSA missing something so damn obvious in carry on!

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 3 роки тому +2

      The DHS did a physical pen test across the country in 2015. It was able to get contraband past TSA *95%* of the time. Your tax dollars at work

  • @scottmckeeth
    @scottmckeeth 4 роки тому +3

    The Kingdom of Loathing reference was out of left field. This is the last place I expected to see that game being talked about

  • @thorshammer8033
    @thorshammer8033 4 роки тому +6

    When your mystery box sets off the drug detector dogs

  • @HingerlAlois
    @HingerlAlois 3 роки тому +1

    The nail clipper at 27:30 has the Zwilling logo (German company) on it, thus probably not that cheap.
    The company produces kitchen knives etc. that aren’t cheap.

  • @inkiron3907
    @inkiron3907 4 роки тому +21

    Saw this 8lb deal the other day on eBay and this vid makes me glad I didn’t go for it 😂

  • @VaporwaveRick
    @VaporwaveRick 2 роки тому +1

    Really good Frank Hope (Rich Brown) impression. 👍👍👍

  • @oliverevans9057
    @oliverevans9057 4 роки тому +11

    The second knife (6:45) was my knife... i was letting a friend borrow and it because it was a super cheapo knife and he thought it was a good idea to try to keep it on him on a flight and i never saw that knife again till now (and yea... the substance is a material illegal of the federal level but legal on the state level of where i am)

    • @thesaltypickle556
      @thesaltypickle556 4 роки тому +3

      Memories of scraping and smoking resin hit me hard after seeing that knife. I could almost taste it.

    • @oliverevans9057
      @oliverevans9057 4 роки тому

      @@thesaltypickle556 that is all that knife was used for

    • @thesaltypickle556
      @thesaltypickle556 4 роки тому +1

      @@oliverevans9057 i have one for that exact purpose too

    • @oliverevans9057
      @oliverevans9057 4 роки тому

      @@thesaltypickle556 you think nick would send me my knife back lmao

    • @thesaltypickle556
      @thesaltypickle556 4 роки тому

      @@oliverevans9057 Im gonna have to say probably not, but im routing for you bud.

  • @user-fc6ci8dh3m
    @user-fc6ci8dh3m 9 місяців тому

    Nicks hands are immaculate. Not a callus or any other signs of use what so ever. Well played Nick, well played.

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 4 роки тому +7

    Whoever shreds styrofoam is a monster

  • @ryanvy1993
    @ryanvy1993 4 роки тому +1

    The blue knife at 1hr 4 mins is missing a very small light that sits in the hole. Magnetized to slide in the hole and everything. Used to be an uncultured swine, and owned this same knife previously.

  • @theunlikelyhero123meh3
    @theunlikelyhero123meh3 4 роки тому +3

    6:38, that is in fact a residue. its pipe residue.

  • @sarge1231
    @sarge1231 4 роки тому +1

    Nick...those files were fingernail files.....not for filing metal. Grooves do make it a file if the substance being filed is softer. The curved end is to get all the nasty from under the nail. After you cut your nails with the dull knife or scissors, you need to file all the rough edges of the nails.

  • @wilfwilliams5780
    @wilfwilliams5780 4 роки тому +7

    The fork thing-ie is for replacing your divids on the fairways. Golf knife, if there is a thing lol

    • @MH-ls1xi
      @MH-ls1xi 4 роки тому +1

      Was that the small silver knife with the broken tool?

  • @ApexRoyals
    @ApexRoyals 4 роки тому +1

    Right away you knew the 2nd knife was used for scraping bowls hahaha

  • @TundraMMV
    @TundraMMV 4 роки тому +6

    I can't believe I watched the whole thing !!

  • @rcjd7834
    @rcjd7834 4 роки тому +1

    Those fork and spoon knives were 100% from Boy Scout members or backpack campers who forgot to empty their backpacks before using it as a carry on. I guarantee it.
    It bothers me that people pay money for knives like this when they could be getting at least a USA Kershaw or Buck

  • @ThatGuy-uz7ew
    @ThatGuy-uz7ew 4 роки тому +16

    "show me the terriblity!" i scream at my screen, confusing my family and further assuring my social banishment

  • @585CHEF
    @585CHEF 4 роки тому

    I loved the utensil bit. Man I haven't actually laughed at a you tube video in a while. This whole video is pure gold.

  • @gregorywilson3318
    @gregorywilson3318 4 роки тому +3

    8:05 “This, what is this? I have no idea what this actually is. I have never seen a Knife exactly like this one and may I never again.” 😂😯
    Morning, I have been watching your videos on and off for a while and your reviews always entertain me with great detailed information that is most helpful especially with my low center vision. So thanx!
    Yep, positivity and focusing on what brings us all together such as our love for Knives and Gear/Gadgets!
    I will continue enjoying this video, just wanted to say how amazing it is that I was traveling around a year ago and I was talking to my Fiancee about whow I hoped they got to pick through the Knives the TSA collects from forgetful/silly/brain dead people. They once had a Christmas Tree full of Knives and I really liked that so it was like presents for all the employees who I think well deserve them. Sad for the people who genuinely forget they had their Knife so they had to hand it over but may those Knives have a good and caring Home unlike so many of those abused and NASTY Knives you are handling. 🤮
    Glad to know you are being cautious with so much questionable germs, those Gloves may need to be tossed in the Hazard bin. 😱
    Be well, Joyous blessing to you and yours. So interesting what some of the general public carry, interesting to put it lightly.

  • @hardinthetackleguy7321
    @hardinthetackleguy7321 2 роки тому

    This is the first video of yours I ever watched and it is still a gem. I love this video and would love to see another

  • @JasonPascucci
    @JasonPascucci 4 роки тому +26

    "Pokey thing with hole" is for stitching leather.

    • @kylehayward7933
      @kylehayward7933 4 роки тому +4

      They didn't sharpen it at "awl"
      Was that an unintended pun or did he know exactly what he was doing?

    • @Eth3realwarrior
      @Eth3realwarrior 4 роки тому

      Awl right!

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 2 роки тому

      He knew but since it was not sharpened good luck using it it as an owl so he joked about it

  • @Ruger44Redhawk
    @Ruger44Redhawk 4 роки тому +1

    Ha. I've been rocking a full size Gerber Paraframe lately. I forgot about it and it was in my box of knives. People sure do crap on that knife. Mine is from 2005/6 and it was my entry knife into the knife world and it surprisingly has very smooth and fast opening and no side to side blade play. Gave it a razor sharp free hand sharpening. The other thing is if I lose it at work it won't bother me. My usual carry is a Buck 110 aluminum, Buck 560 titanium, Gerber 06 Manual or Adamas. I'll be honest though, I almost had to give myself a pep talk before I started carrying the Paraframe again. I actually have been watching videos on it trying to find someone who will give it a positive attribute. Oh well, put it to work today and it did the job.

  • @TheTuneAce
    @TheTuneAce 4 роки тому +4

    Awls with sharpened edges double as reamers for boring holes into soft material.

  • @_The_Worst_
    @_The_Worst_ 4 роки тому +1

    I decided to watch this video because, well, for one, it looked interesting, and two, because I first seen this guy on a Blade HQ video...👌🏼 But I throughly enjoyed watching this video and listening to Nick's banter...👍🏼💯✔

  • @MIAthe305
    @MIAthe305 4 роки тому +6

    All my local stores were out of TP, so I bought paper towels, but now I need to cut those giant rolls into TP sized rolls... and ofc that means I need to buy a new knife - any suggestions?

    • @matthewshannon6946
      @matthewshannon6946 4 роки тому

      Tops El "Chete" ( pronunciation is the key here) 😂😂😂😂

    • @SG-ds8pr
      @SG-ds8pr 4 роки тому

      Byrd Meadowlark, reprofile the edge down to about 20-25 degrees or so and put a fine polished edge on it. That’d be a good cheap option.

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 4 роки тому

      Pretty much anything Kershaw since they're decent and you can also get it at wal mart...

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 4 роки тому

      I personally carry this one www.bladehq.com/item--Kershaw-Rexford-Amplitude-Frame--90617 daily and have been for at least 5 years now. It's easy to sharpen, holds an edge well enough (8cr13 steel so not the best not the worst) and has literally no play which is amazing for how long I've carried it, how much I've used it, and never tightened anything down myself. And at 20 bucks on blade hq it's a total steal. Can't recommend it enough....

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 4 роки тому

      I did see one at my local wal mart too but that was a while back.

  • @SamuraiChris78
    @SamuraiChris78 4 роки тому +1

    Thank God the TSA saved a plane from being hijacked with a key knife!!! lol

  • @BrettSland
    @BrettSland 4 роки тому +5

    This dudes accent is perfect for this content

  • @AlergicToSnow
    @AlergicToSnow 4 роки тому +1

    There used to be a Swiss Army knife, pretty sure it was Victorinox, with eating utensils. My brother had one decades ago as a Boy Scout. I’d forgotten about it and haven’t seen one since but this reminded me.

  • @kushviper
    @kushviper 4 роки тому +9

    “This is bear themed, this is bear THEMED!” LOL 😂

  • @Personincrowd
    @Personincrowd 4 роки тому

    Appa-lat-chin
    And
    Yoza-mite
    Made me lol.
    I love your videos.

  • @matthewXL
    @matthewXL 4 роки тому +5

    When does video started I thought he was doing a weird voice. So I fast forwarded for 10 minutes and I realized it’s his real voice! Wtf

  • @matthewshannon6946
    @matthewshannon6946 3 роки тому +1

    Speaking as a "real" Shannon...I appreciate your handling of my namesake "knife". 😂😂😂😂😂😂