I used to drive a Honda Fit. I moved from California to Michigan with that car, and brought a sideboard, a little china cabinet, and two cats across country in that little bugger. There's actually a lot of room in the back.... it's a great little car.
You will realize you know even less once you have a kid--which is the real wisdom. Having kids is life affirming,.life altering and will give u endless new material :) You will be a great dad!
Yeah, just imagine explaining how computer chips work. Well, there's like small wires and stuff..... and they can remember every encyclopedia from every culture from all time. Uhhh, magic? 😅
How do you do it, Zoltan? I get the impression your material is written on the way to your next gig. I am 64 and your humor/routine is so refreshing to me. I tried stand up comedy a few years ago but realized that I do have a good paying day job and traveling really does not jive with my day job. You make me laugh and I can sooooooo relate!
The thing about being an adult is the selective knowledge to live your daily life. I don’t know how my computer works either. I couldn’t build one from scratch. I’ll just encourage my child’s curiosity or learn with them. Being a life long learner is good. Pro-tip there’s some investing and tax benefits for kids that can help them like educational investment accounts. If you start early the money will do some of the work for you before you need to pay for college etc. You can also start them retirement funds and they’ll have more time to grow.
My female boss who is always on the run, got a keyless vehicle and didn't know how to start it. She was near tears. I took same vehicle to a drive thru car wash and the moon / sun roof was open & I couldn't figure out how to close it! Yikes! Idk if I remember correctly, but I think it was a Range Rover SUV.
9:39 Zoltan, don’t worry about this. Feeding kids the answers is actually a very good way to kill their creative thinking 😄 It is a proven researched thing that in order to raise a genius, all you gotta do is respond with “well what do you think?” - and just let them do the thinking. So you’ll be a great parent lol
as a brazilian I'm kinda proud of how he got off the jail, we are famous for our McGuiver-like solutions for problems lol but that's as far as my solidarity goes =P
it truly saddens me that you have forsaken San Diego. However, I look forward to when you will grace us with your comedy here in person again. keep up the good work. it is much appreciated. -
I'd rather deal with Milwaukee airport than Chicago O'Hare any day! PS: Spotted Cow is brewed exclusively by New Glarus Brewing Company, in New Glarus, WI. As far as I know NGBC will not distribute outside of WI, holding true to their motto "Only in Wisconsin"
Great as always Zolt! Fantastic crowd too even shared their own local IPA!? Also enjoy your travel stories! What is the most memorable moment you've encountered while traveling?
Its raisins that make, Post Raisin bran so wonderful More raisins, lots more raisins, more raisins, than you have ever seen before, if you like raisins, fat juicy raisins, you'll like Post Raisin Bran more...😅
May want to try grain free cat food to prevent the throw-ups. Cats are carnivores, so having an unbalanced feed triggers gluten allergy for many of them. Worked for our cat, no more stepping into lukewarm cat vomit early morning, when aiming for the coffee machine still half asleep, and our robot vacuum is also happy... (some material from our life for your next joke)
I absolutely love your comedy! Thank you for sharing with all of us. I’ll never be able to actually see you at a show, so am very grateful for all your video’s! So, when you started talking that Emma wants a baby, I can tell your not ready for that huge life long responsibility. And truly there are too many people in this world. So please think about it….. for a long awhile. ☺️☺️☺️
It's always fascinating when people flee their shitty, poor home country to start a new, easier life in a much better country but INSIST to give their child an ethnic first name to go with the ethnic last name to really celebrate that heritage HARD. Why not embrace your new home and make life considerably easier for your child?
Well, lots of parents in these 'better' countries love to spell standard issue names in stupid ways (Kayleigh) Kaylee, Kaylei, (Jackson) Jaxson, Jaxsin+++ But what someone in any country decides to name their kid is their business and never really affects you or me anyway.
I love how Zoltan always opens up by talking about where he is. It warms up to the crowd in a genuine way
Yeah
And crazy also help
Zoltan is the shiznit.
this guy has a gift to tell most mundane stories in a funny way
Love the fact that someone got Zoltan a Spotted Cow! WI proud and love Zoltan too!
"before I start raisin' something" haha nice
😂 it's okay Zoltan I didn't know pickles were cucumbers!
As a Wisconsinite myself, I 1. Loved that you liked Spotted Cow and 2. Laughed so hard at “you’re being a real Kim Jong-un about this”
😂😂😂
Thank you, Zoltan! Appreciate the laughter
This guy is hilarious binged every one of his videos gotta be one of my favorite comedians, please keep them coming bro
"I didn't know raisins were grapes....I gotta keep learning stuff before I start RAISIN kids"
I used to drive a Honda Fit. I moved from California to Michigan with that car, and brought a sideboard, a little china cabinet, and two cats across country in that little bugger. There's actually a lot of room in the back.... it's a great little car.
Zoltan, you’re the best. Can’t wait to catch a show here in the PNW soon. That’s Pacific NorthWest (for when you have kids and they ask).
❤
Love this comment haha
Just love his commentary about news and day to day events. It's super funny and inclusive.
Brilliant Zoltan! Thanks for posting your shows for those who can't see them live. Keep it up man, you are awesome!
You will realize you know even less once you have a kid--which is the real wisdom. Having kids is life affirming,.life altering and will give u endless new material :) You will be a great dad!
You’re so ready and you will be a truly great dad!
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Dante (Clerks, 1994)
it appears someone has a time machine..
Honestly, the information about how do airplanes fly, we pay $400 and it flies is some of the best information you can give someone lol😅
Yeah, just imagine explaining how computer chips work. Well, there's like small wires and stuff..... and they can remember every encyclopedia from every culture from all time. Uhhh, magic? 😅
This is such a good set lmao i always enjoy but this one was best in a while
Brilliant as always, Zoltan. Thank you for posting. Love your comedy.
Don't worry, Zoltan! You & your child can learn together! Bond over raisins! 😆
Love the Zoltan!❤
Enjoy the days these pop up in notifications. Thank you for the morning chuckles 😂
Loved It, as Always
10:13 Same but with Prunes being Dried Plums 😅
I love The Zoltan!!!
Zoltan is the man! drink wisconsinibly
Always love your work Zoltan
I love you Zoltan, I've been watching for so long you had long hair. Love you even with short hair❤
This made for a nice Monday surprise and at 4:20 too! Thanks for the laughs Z!
Hillarious again. Great set.
How do you do it, Zoltan? I get the impression your material is written on the way to your next gig. I am 64 and your humor/routine is so refreshing to me. I tried stand up comedy a few years ago but realized that I do have a good paying day job and traveling really does not jive with my day job. You make me laugh and I can sooooooo relate!
THAT GUY THAT BROKE OUT OF JAIL WAS FOUND ONLY A FEW MILES FROM WHERE I FREAKING LIVE!!!! It took law enforcement DAYYYYSSSS to find him!!!!!
You're the best. Hope NYC is treating ya kindly!
Thank you kindly
I miss the Jessica stories😂.... this was funny
You are a very funny man. I wish you much success.❤
Always great! Thanks for sharing it
I could watch you all day.
Zoltan unknowingly dropped the best double entendre ever with the Raisin joke and didn’t even realize it lmfao. 10:15-10:50
#RaisingRaisins
I know, right?! He seemed confused when people laughed as hard as they did. 😂
he knew, dry humor is part of his act 😄
Love your work. Thankyou for upload
Love love! Thank you.
I feel safer in the plane than I do in the shuttle bus, because we're for sure sure gonna die in this next turn 🙈
absolutely love all your stuff :)
They called the escape mode "crab walked" ahaha
Welcome to Milwaukee!
Wisconsin people are nice ❤️
Absolutely hilarious, as always ❤
guess what? prunes are plums😂
The thing about being an adult is the selective knowledge to live your daily life. I don’t know how my computer works either. I couldn’t build one from scratch. I’ll just encourage my child’s curiosity or learn with them. Being a life long learner is good. Pro-tip there’s some investing and tax benefits for kids that can help them like educational investment accounts. If you start early the money will do some of the work for you before you need to pay for college etc. You can also start them retirement funds and they’ll have more time to grow.
Great set, Zoltan!
Borned 😂😂😂😂 Zoltan, come to Richmond, VA please 🙏
My female boss who is always on the run, got a keyless vehicle and didn't know how to start it. She was near tears. I took same vehicle to a drive thru car wash and the moon / sun roof was open & I couldn't figure out how to close it! Yikes! Idk if I remember correctly, but I think it was a Range Rover SUV.
😂this was great Zoltan
You kinda remind me of Brian Regan. Just kinda, you got your own thing going on and it's great stuff. Thanks for posting it.
9:39 Zoltan, don’t worry about this. Feeding kids the answers is actually a very good way to kill their creative thinking 😄 It is a proven researched thing that in order to raise a genius, all you gotta do is respond with “well what do you think?” - and just let them do the thinking. So you’ll be a great parent lol
I’m starting to think that Zoltan is cursed with always having overweight cats, after Jessica here is comes Miso 😂😂😂
Interesting that this stand up is in wisconsin. Recently been thinking about moving to that state one day... maybe Madison. 🤔
wait til he finds out prunes are from plums.
Zoltan at Shank!?! AmaZing
Grest seeing new content.❤❤
as a brazilian I'm kinda proud of how he got off the jail, we are famous for our McGuiver-like solutions for problems lol but that's as far as my solidarity goes =P
it truly saddens me that you have forsaken San Diego. However, I look forward to when you will grace us with your comedy here in person again. keep up the good work. it is much appreciated.
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I’ll be back Dec 14th at The Belly Up in Solana Beach
Can't wait till you decide to come to Oahu Hawaii to perform stand up.
P.S. The Blue Note is an awesome venue. 🤙
I love your humour 😂 hopefully one day you will visit London for a show
I feel the same way, I can barely take care of my cat and myself lol, no way I'm popping out kids and ruining their lives too😂
I'd rather deal with Milwaukee airport than Chicago O'Hare any day!
PS: Spotted Cow is brewed exclusively by
New Glarus Brewing Company,
in New Glarus, WI. As far as I know NGBC will not distribute outside of WI, holding true to their motto "Only in Wisconsin"
It's been awhile since I've been through there, but I remember hating O'Hare.
My buddy would never eat raisins or any baking with raisins because he said they were rotten grapes!
Great as always Zolt! Fantastic crowd too even shared their own local IPA!? Also enjoy your travel stories! What is the most memorable moment you've encountered while traveling?
😂✋GO ZOLTAN🤚😂
I didn't know pickles were cucumbers but pickled pigs feet are still pigs feet.
The airport rental car situation is similar to Buffalo NY
Its raisins that make, Post Raisin bran so wonderful More raisins, lots more raisins, more raisins, than you have ever seen before, if you like raisins, fat juicy raisins, you'll like Post Raisin Bran more...😅
No Damian Lillard jokes while performing in Milwaukee?
I wish! This was filmed a couple weeks ago
May want to try grain free cat food to prevent the throw-ups. Cats are carnivores, so having an unbalanced feed triggers gluten allergy for many of them. Worked for our cat, no more stepping into lukewarm cat vomit early morning, when aiming for the coffee machine still half asleep, and our robot vacuum is also happy... (some material from our life for your next joke)
Yeah cannot believe you would rip on Mitchell Field as I am Pretty sure you have landed in Cleveland. Love your comedy and your eyes.
yep.... I was like 35, when I realized pickles, are cucumbers.
wen minnesota shows? :D
of course
yay
Finally
😂
I absolutely love your comedy! Thank you for sharing with all of us. I’ll never be able to actually see you at a show, so am very grateful for all your video’s! So, when you started talking that Emma wants a baby, I can tell your not ready for that huge life long responsibility. And truly there are too many people in this world. So please think about it….. for a long awhile. ☺️☺️☺️
😂😂😂
Have kids! Google what you don't know. You'll be great.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😊
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Actually the US regulates interstate alcohol sales so the jokes on us!
and here I thought you was so smaart
Better then jOe Rogan.... move to where this guy lives....cheers mate
I really hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable. Marry me, Zoltan. ❤😊 too soon? Oh well.
It's always fascinating when people flee their shitty, poor home country to start a new, easier life in a much better country but INSIST to give their child an ethnic first name to go with the ethnic last name to really celebrate that heritage HARD. Why not embrace your new home and make life considerably easier for your child?
Zoltan was born in Hungary, named in Hungary... Came when he was 4...
Well, lots of parents in these 'better' countries love to spell standard issue names in stupid ways (Kayleigh) Kaylee, Kaylei, (Jackson) Jaxson, Jaxsin+++ But what someone in any country decides to name their kid is their business and never really affects you or me anyway.
😂😂😂