Lasagna Boy/Gorefield (Classic) - Full Playthrough & ENDING
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Skipped the last part with the end boss forward because it took so long to aim those damn missiles properly xD
Otherwise a fun short game though not very scary :D
Thanks for watching! - Ігри
*Jon...*
*This game had nothing to do with me, Jon.*
Uhhh......
Lasagna Delivery!
Jon...
The copyright can't stop us this way, Jon.
You Tube UA-cam sees some copyright says demonatized
*ABG...*
*This comment had nothing to do with me, ABG*
i am sleep
- You will find him on floor 6
- [goes directly to floor 8]
- *am I a joke to you?*
where?
@@dovydaslevanavicius9050 15:06
Yes 👌
wow yes
sylvie martin I’m a fucking god not a mortal
I really like the concept, but I also think that the other monsters aren't really interesting, their design is bland. Instead it would be much scarier if they were replaced by more advanced mutation of goerefield or the cat, as he gets more angry and more dangerous.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I agree
F
Yup
The game did not seem to focus very much on Gorefield from what i saw.
Lasagna deliver : *trapped inside home with monster*
Also Lasagna deliver : *rob the house*
_get nae' naed._
Why is that pfp every fricken where?
@@mdbgamer556 I actually dont know. I've literally seen hundreds of people with it
@@unwornseal159 Exactly! Is it a conspiracy? Is it a prank?? Are they just memeing?! The world may never know........
Mdb Gamer they are memeing
"ah yes this closet will stop those high energy blasts"
True
The energy blasts are actually phantasmal deathrays
faiz fiderli it’s a well known fact that almost any form of matter can block phantasmal deathrays
@@its_unbearable Even a single block of dirt can block it.
Has Armor made of luminte: gets seriously hurt
Random dirt and wood blocks:
Not a dent or hole
Looks very monotonous, but I appreciate some of the pixel art and the effort put into it. Just don't understand these other monsters, why isn't it just Garfield in different mutated forms instead?
It’s because this game actually costs money to buy, so they can’t legally use Garfield characters
The dog was Cerberus.
You know, that myth about a three headed dog that guards the gate to the underworld?
@Duke Fishron Orson? He looks nothing vaguely like Orson to begin with and Orson wasn't a sheriff. Except for that one dream sequence.
Luke Pires that’s why you put gorefield
I believe the game was already in production when the meme came out, so the devs decided to take part in the action by quickly making their character sprite look like john and the first monster be a Garfield mutation
I didn't know you were able to fight the Moon Lord in this game
nice terraria reference
elemental z0mbie xd
Lasaga Lord
*_NEW MOD IDEA_*
Prepare to get another celebration
lol
i feel like they kinda gave up on the gorefield idea almost right away
Its inspired by it definitely, but it really needs to either be all in or its own thing
me too
So they copied moonlord
Well you have to buy the game so they couldn't use garfield characters since they're copyrighted.
@@gamerplayer8882 they could still use a bootleg garfield
Could've been an actually interesting game if all the gameplay wasn't a copy paste of the first level with very minor changes each time
i know and also the crowbar looks NOTHING like a crowbar it looks like one of those walking sticks
Or canes
the sounds are also so annoying
Not to mention that the "levels" feel awful, the only good mechanic was the closet for the pig butcher, which sorta sucked. The jumpscares are okay, but the other than gorefield's, design they were pretty basic/awful. No to mention its supposed to be a Garfield/Gorefield game by the looks of it, they just added longer gameplay with different characters that don't even fit with what the game was supposed to be which ruins it. This makes it really long, repetitive, and boring for viewers and players.
• Ender Da Foxxy • stop complaining
24:53 So you're telling me that you can literally hide from the pig right in front of him and he won't notice?
Yes
The pig has bad Vision
He doesnt understand object permanence.
@@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797 that makes sense....
You can hide in front of him...
But you can’t hide in fron of him.
Doesn't feel very Gorefield like tho. It leaves the concept so early and becomes so very monotonous. It has such potential.
Hello
@@DehToadKing hello
@@DehToadKing Hello
@@DehToadKingHello
@@DehToadKing Hello
This delivery guy is completely unphased by all of this
Eh just a normal Tuesday for him
"Same shit, different day."
Tbh, this isn't Gorefield anymore.
The first "boss" is in theme, but others... Eh.
This has a lot of potential.
This game really isnt supposed to be gorefield.Just inspired by it.
Then it mostly failed tbh
*s n o r t*
Mentlegen?
@@mr.static821 bit the game itself is called ''lasagna boy'', i thought it would have something to do with the animation, but only that weird gorefield thing had anything to do, in that case he would just be getting attention thanks to the animation's popularity
@@karltheengi7 Shoutouts to Scout's Mom
The eye monster could've been more terrifying if you never got to see it, but it could still see you, and you had to go solely off of audio cues to know if it's nearby.
Or the lights could be dimly lit so we can see a tiny bit of it and in order to pass we need to distract it along with it having a scarier, more detailed design.
20:41 the pigman is like “boi you serious” xD
OMG I didn't even see that XD
@@SnivyFan11 Same
Pigman just making moon walking and says "boi you serious"
11:56
24:29
This isn’t even Garfield, it’s just a mutant cat called Whiskers based loosely on Gorefield, it’s only the first enemy too. It’s only called Lasagna boy because our main character is a guy that delivers lasagna. Literally could’ve been any other food but it has to be lasagna.
Like the game looks cool on its own and the art style is neat but it shouldn’t be treated like Garfield at all.
R/bruhwhyoverexplainthis?
um cara Qualquer
Bruh you’re acting like I made an essay. This isn’t even an explanation it’s more of a little rant. Not many people, if any to my knowledge were even calling this out
Also pretty sure that’s not even a real subreddit lmao
@@SNICKERS.6018 ik just trying to make like a joke
um cara Qualquer
Oh ok we good then
This is its own game inspired from the animations
It doesn’t need to have Garfield because it isn’t
But I do think the other monsters were boring compared to Mittens aka Garfield
And the gameplay rather tedious and repetitive
Id prefer shorter harder missions rather than long easy ones
Wait a second
Noooo
Really ?
Its literally based off a Garfield GB horror animation dumb ass
Aubrey H you don’t say
@@aubreyh1930 not all of it why you gotta attack him like that just let this man or lady talk
Odie: protector of Jon’s meth lab
Garfield: guardian of the living room
Pig man : reeeeeee
I don’t remember this
Random Child ok. Me either.
Random Child Garfield & Friends had a Pig character.
Liam Gosh dang lewis r/whoosh
I don’t get it where’s odie
Gets life from computer: *HACKER MAN*
Steve .Z *H A C*
Hahahahahahahhaahahahah
scientist: gets crushed
lasagna boy: yep just another tuesday evening
I half expected this to have the lumpytouch cut scenes and have the full story of gorefield.
Beth Coventry same
Call this an alternate universe.
Right! that would be true awsome
If it only looked as creepy as the animations too...
The world is going to end, Jon
Lumpy's version was INSPIRED by this game.
gorefield : you can’t kill me, Jon.
jon : but he can
a piano
**Giornos theme intensifies**
İts not Jon its lasagna boi Jon go to work and Garfield is home alone
@@boppitybippitybop1829 me:DYLAN IS RIGHT!!!!
Gorfield: IM BACK THIS PIANO DONT WORK
Lasagna boy: how about this sword
Gorfield:(die)
"why are you 40 mins late from your delivery"
"A lot of repetitive puzzles in that house, boss."
"And monsters. But it was mostly the puzzles that kept me from getting back."
"well lets just put it in a way that a mad scientist made a bunch of monsters in a way to make other people die and i somehow made it"
"yOu dRoPpEd mY LaZaGnA??!!"
*I am so unhappy. I cant believe for this long I've been waiting for this and yet, it's for nothing. At least you could have tips but now? I dont think so. Now your the one who's gonna get it back to my house and not me.*
Honestly the sounds of the monsters walking/thumping is very terrifying, even when they get very close to you
Mega creature: Rockets don't work lasagna boi.
lasagna boy: +Takes out a spray bottle and a broom+
Mega creature: *NOW NOW, WE CAN SOLVE THIS LIKE CIVILIZED PEOPLE.*
"You aren't even a person. God forbid civilized."
Nice but I personally think the other monsters should be Garfield’s other mutation forms
Cole Phelps what a funny guy
Vedji Or at least other Garfield characters, Odie shoulda definitely been Cerberus
Cole Phelps Oh wow look a 4 chan user
@Cole Phelps chill man
Cole Phelps What’s up your ass lmao
I often wonder how many people play this for 5 minutes and drop it?
The developers probably.
I sure did, I can confirm that
The devs maybe? And i heheh
Could use some more work and mutations but it has really high potential and I'd play it
Sm g6 I’m pretty sure it’s PC
Sm g6 jeez calm down he was making a joke no need to be a fucking bitch about it😅
It took me so long to realize this was an actual game
@@bugingyhasawoken r/woooosh
@Stanky Tree it's 3.00
Not gonna lie i enjoyed the simplicity of the beginning and the fact that you couldn't see if a monster was roaming in the first 9 minutes but once i saw that monster eye any suspense left me tbh xD. Dang it keep it gorfield or make the monsters more unsettling. Also have them turn around more based on the characters footsteps and add something new to each round. The first one with gorfield was too easy but it serves well as an intro or tutorial I guess hehe. But now i want it *_scarier_* dammit!
In the pig section I think it would’ve been cooler to hide in the pig carcasses instead of the cabinets, but everything else looks awesome.
loving those mechanics with opening drawers.
That's the only thing i like about this game tbh
It HAS to get annoying at some point
Who needs to rotate the entire drawer to open it.
Okay, everything was going fine but the giant alien, the cerberus and final boss are just so damn goofy looking compared to that first Garfield-inspired cat monster. At least the pig monster was alright.
Jenohart the final boss is moon lord
omg yes finally someone who gets it
Yeah but original moon lord looks awesome this one just looks goofy
Geez. Only the first monster was grotesque.
The final was moonlord
@@gnome2812 The giant demon? Hardly.
@@BeeWaifu I DIDN'T NOTICE THERE WAS A WAIFU IN YOUR NAME
@@gnome2812 :D It's a joke.
TASTE THE RAINBOW COMSUME THE GAYS
I like the idea of having multiple monsters. I can tell this game simply used a gorefield style for the first boss as a tribute. Still love it. A few of the bosses are weird and not so much scary, and it might make sense to have the Gorefield themed room a little further in so people don't get it confused.
You just jumped on gorefield hype train even tho this has 0 relation to it
Nice
Who would win? Some Primordial looking demon laser eyes capable of taking multiple rockets to the face? Or a *hallway cabinet*
That like throwing a tic tac at a whale
Hallway cabinet
I bet demon eyes on my whole life-
**dies**
CABINET
Fun Fact: Mr. Hopps Playhouse is inspired by this game
It has the visible,hidden Mechanic
And you hide from a creature that lurks in the background
I absolutely loved watching this. This game has a lot of potential. The only thing I would work on is just making everything look more creepy.
Basically that eye octopus monster when it catches you, it does the I like ya cut g and hits your face off clean.
Damn is this game a meme now?
So... *has Nermal worked to the goverment yet?*
Yes
Wrong game
@@soderitos9239 r/wooosh
Lol
10:26 : Bro I got a Life!
10:31 : Nevermind....
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30:24
I half expected to see the message
Impending doom approaches
*terraria noises*
It’s wasn’t scary enough.
It’s game boy... *What were you expecting?*
@@projectgarchomp2380 the aesthetic can very well be made to be horror, it's just not well used horror. "Made for Game-boy" still implies it's bit size. I.e. 8 bit can still be made a horror by using continuous music until the monster is close, then cut all music and make it tense. Game boy aesthetic is still creppy used properly.
@thatonedude true, I just said that because it’s not very easy to make a horror based G.B game... not one to THIS caliber, at least...
I got jumpscared a bit
But not as much as other creepy games
@Cole Phelps
Yeah thats true
Personal expiriance but every time a jumpscares acures i start to get slowly used to it
This was the most boring “horror” game ever
Same
Same
Wait this is a horrror game?
0:00 the window already is saying f
Window: FUCK OFF
*JON*
*THE WORLD IS GOING TO END JON*
*BULLETS DON’T WORK JON*
*JON, WHERE'S MY LASAGNA*
*I CAN SMELL YOU JON*
NERMAL IS WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND NEEDS JON TO GET A BLOOD SAMPLE FROM GARFIELD. IF HE FAILS THERE WILL BE CONSIQUENCES
*I HAVE THE POWER TO SUMMON ANYTHING AND I CAN SUMMON MY LASAGNA, SATAN, AND THE TORTURED SOULS OF HELL*
For something called Gorefield it really has nothing to do with Garfield or Garfield creepypastas at all.
Garfield Kart
Its enough to know the lore
Because *copyright*
Finally after 8 years we finally know that we dont need super power weapon and armor to kill moonlord we just need closet and keyboard (only terraria player will know)
Lol
Closet and keyboard.....thats the most dumbest idea..and i mean i dont hate it but its funneh
10 minutes in I remembered there's a double speed option. Comes in handy for watching a game like this.
Yes very handy
Thank you
Thanks dude
so far the plot is wack? your house (is it the MC's house? why is he there?) has a giant basement the size of an entire city and you help a dude build a monster (why?) you end up fleeing from and killing.
Too many monsters that arent grotesque and just mildly cartoony(did the science dude create them? if so why?).
honestly it shouldve stuck to a single monster mutating and exponentially adding gimmicks to avoid,
while going outside instead of down in a basement.
point is it kinda starts too abruply like: "oh ok theres a giant monster so imma start goin down to help some dude make another monster"
Yeah great game but needs huge work.
its not your house. you're a delivery guy
Cole Phelps jeez no need to call someone a faggot dude..
Mk
The eye is terrible: it's not a part of Garfield, it's not explained in any way whatsoever, is a terrible design given the only thing about this monster is that it needs to make noise as it comes near (only requirement; only thing to influence the design, and pretty important to work with), and you go with TENTACLE monster that isn't even an interesting design; you didn't ignore the only trait about the monster to explore an interesting design, you ignored the only trait about the monster (which is important) to slap in another generic eye with tentacles the world doesn't need or want.
Harsh as I am towards that thing, this animation is really cool. You can tell there's alot of interest and love in/for Garfield, Gameboy aesthetic, and body horror/gore. I have some complaints, but this is amazing, and something anyone should be proud of.
have a mechanic that allows gorefield to cross into the foreground and chase you there, where you have to be dynamically shifting between the foreground and background.
wouldn't be that hard to implement, would make opening anything WAY scarier and more tense.
@AndyDrew i saw that, but i mean, it would be very interesting if you were also having to switch between background, and foreground.
it would also be cool if hiding in the foreground from foreground things chasing you was more available, or have being found not mean instant death type thing
That would instantly and insanely make the game much better! I always wondered why it wasn't like that in the first place.
That might be kinda hard to implement cuz this is a game for the gameboy maybe this mechanic is better suited the gba version
@@phonemayng9506 no, pressing the select button could be the button you press to switch between background and foreground, and it's not for the gameboy.
@@phonemayng9506 shoulder buttons
I'm not usually one to be a game critic but...
This game is like... It takes inspiration from LumpyTouch's Garfield Gameboy'd. It obviously does. And yet... the first enemy is the only one Garfield-like at *all* . On top of that, it's the monotonous task of get item, go to room, use item to get to another room, get item, backtrack to a different room, use item, rinse and repeat. I can see where a lot of love was put into this game, but it could've actually been a fanmade Garfield Gameboy'd game and they gave up on that idea after the *first monster* . You could say "Maybe they wanted to make their own game, not Garfield Gameboy'd", which is fair by itself, but they literally had an Italian restaurant's delivery guy bring *lasagna* to a house that is home to a *Lovecraftian-style house cat* . Not only that, but the whole "Status: Hidden/Visible" and the item boxes in the top right are in the original Garfield Gameboy's animation. The art style is nice, and the potential is there, but I wish they didn't just give up on it after the first few rooms. After the first monster, I get completely lost, and I fail to understand where the rest of it fits.
These guys and lumpy should work together
Nah if they did, we would get shity boring monsters.
@@bluemario3429 but what happens if this monster became real and hunt you what would you do? Still boring?
You could literally say the same thing about the Jack Frost horror movie.
I wish the game had more stuff about Gorefield in general and had different gameplay mechanics, like the Lumpy Touch animations.
Wife: so, how was your day at work?
Underrated. 😂
Man: ....i Peted a cat...thats all
Amazing proof of concept! Great gameplay elements, this really has potential.
What this really is missing is the creepy atmosphere, the music, it just feels a bit cheery with the monster designs, the speed and the sound effects. It doesn’t really feel like a horror game. But with some adjustments you can really make it feel scary.
As a would be game-maker I agree.
Not into horror myself, but improving/expanding the gameplay is always thumbs up from me.
I want to see a hybrid of this game and what Lumpy created. Make more use of the various rooms in the Arbuckle home, instead of a ton of sub-levels, though I like the sub-basement idea as a way to elongate playtime and plot. Maybe have a few sub-levels Jon can access after a mock final boss fight, something installed in secret by the Government, and maybe a good area to resolve plot wise wtf is really going on with Garfield before the house explodes and the nuke drops.
But the core gameplay aspect of dodging Gorefield by hiding in the foreground, while he patrols the background, seems like it could be a lot of fun. I would expect far less forgiving mechanics than what is seen here, and maybe more of Gorefield crossing into the foreground to hunt Jon, depending on scent level/game difficulty/level progression. As he is "defeated" in various boss encounters, Gorefield would mutate into more twisted forms, changing his stalking tactics slightly. For instance, earlier levels may make Gorefield easy to track by making him taunt and whisper creepy to Jon. However, as the game progresses and Gorefield hits his spider mutation, he may be harder to hear, and may be a shadow on the floor you need to watch for occasionally, instead of just stalking the background/foreground.
Using Pookie or a Filled Lasagna Pan could get you out of what would otherwise be a death, but the item is naturally lost in the process. Three lives instead of six would make it a lot more stressful to be caught. I figure the Lasagna Pan would be filled after finding three portions of Lasagna forgotten around the house, since Gorefield would obviously be a bit of a slob with his food. Aside from Lasagna increasing your scent/detectibility, stress over time will also cause the scent to rise, forcing Jon to use the shower or cologne to lower it again.
Other items, such as coffee, would be found similarly to the keys and such in Lasagna Boy, hidden away in various things around the house, or on shelves where they can be picked up. Pipes as saving devices could go a number of ways, but I sort of like the typewriter/ink ribbon structure, so there could be a Pipe in a designated area, but you would have to navigate to Jon's small stashes hidden around the house, and make use of what is found smartly.
Great proposal...
Crowdfunding could make it happen!
Jon, I have met God.
Jon, do you want to hear the words that himself said when he begged for his life?
Jon, you complete me.
PlainblockPlays please fix your grammar
I apreciate the efforts, but.. the gameplay looks monotonous and simpler than lumpy made.
For graphics.. this looks like a gameboy, while lumpy's version looks like a SNES with Gameboy screen.
To be fair, Lumpy's is an animation, not a game.
@@adenshalala3514 the devs still could have done that style. I like the pure GB style tho.
SUPER GAMEBOY TIME
@@adenshalala3514 Yeah, but the gameplay could have been better than just "run from here to there, grab an item, repeat"
Funny thing about the gameboy is that this would have worked as an actual gameboy game. A lot of the games were short and monotonous. Only a few of them were like really well developed games and by that point we were moving onto Gameboy Color.
10:31 He deadass smacked his face off
20:00 scared tf outta me
Gorefield: knows what floor jon is*
Also gorefield: doesnt check behind corriders*
Nobody:
*saw a Terraria reference on a thumbnail*
Also me: *clicks it*
Ezra Afterwards cuthurll
What he name :v
Also. ????
@@CarlosJVJ Moon lord
You didn't say me even once so you can't say also me
that is the exact reason i clickec
Nobody: Closet: I am indestructible!
Speedrun strat is to purposefully get yourself killed to get back to the elevator faster
lasagna delivery?
Parallel universe it is
John: PLEASE STOP, YOU ALREADY ATE ODIE, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Garfielf: I eat john, its what i do
*Time for a nap, I'm a cat who loves to snooze*
Garfielf: *sleeps with skeleton Odie*
Gorefeild*
Garfield*
Garfielf is a parody so what if someone make gorefielf
There's no comma. He eats John. That's what he does.
Eating John.
*theres something about the crescendo of garfield walking past you that’s just so horrifying but like*
*remember*
*bullets don’t work*
Question : is the boss supposed to be walking towards you? And if yes, will it come closer and kill you if you wait?
Meh? Idk it doesnt look fun to play. I think it needs better gameplay :/
@Cole Phelps It looks and is boring, this game is pretty lame tbh.
Needs better everything
Ikr, maybe in the first level it's fun, but it gets repetitive, and is not so fun
*Hello random person scrolling through the comment section looking to see what other people think about this video*
Burnt ToastXD hey
Haai
Hi
Bruh
Здаровеньки булы как говорится
*Jon*
*This is the wrong game,Jon*
I can see everyone is complaining about the game in the comments. Well the game is getting a sequel that's both polished in art and gameplay
24:03
Top 10 anime battles
I got ads
*That last boss legit looks like the moon lord*
Yeah. xD
If you gather all those ingredients to make the monster, why are they still in the vats afterwards?
Also, where did the sword come from that kills Whiskers?
Jeremy Moore the crossed swords on the floor above Whiskers. When it hits the wall, one falls and kills it.
I AM...ENDLESS, JON. I AM... EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING...
ALERT THREAT LEVEL 'MONDAY'
yeah overall this game isnt that great imo. I mean yeah the sprites are nice but it after the first level it goes completley off of the walls, also the gameplay looks tedious, repetitive, and overall just awful
Who honestly thought that boss fight at the end would be fun. He takes HOW many rockets to kill?
чё🤔
He could've just exploded the door with the tnt. there was no need to kill a celestial god
He needed to deliv the lasagna tho.
for the last time, this is NOT based off Gorefield
it is based off Garfield Gameboy'd
Which is gorefield☺
@@lucasdossantosazambuja7753 r/woooosh
@@Lucafont welp i've been wooshed
We still need to know something, what's the history
It's weird that the eyeball monster can't see when IT'S in the dark... it'd still be able to see the player, since it seems that we're in some sort of emergency lighting system or whatever, but we wouldn't be able to see it.
This is great we need more fan made games, but make them more elaborate, loving this 2D side scroller.
That transition from getting killed to respawn needs work.
I don't know about this game, I mean, I bet the makers tried hard. But, the game really has nothing to do with Garfield/Gorefield. You could replace it with any monster and it wouldn't matter, the game would stay the same. I wish someone made a game version of Garfield Gameboy'd.
Because *copyright*
@@SaltCane Gorefield isn't Copyrighted. And you're allowed to make fan games of Garfield.
@@grimes558 Gorefield isn't copyrighted but GARFIELD is. Im not spending two weeks making a game if it's all gonna go to waste in one lawsuit.
@@SaltCane No but think about. Do you know how many Mario fan games there are? How about Sonic fan games? How about any brand? They all have fan games. You're allowed to make *fan games* of properties. Including Garfield.
Salty Candy Stuff
I guess you’ll get a nice...
LAW-SAGNA
all the game is just hidding trought the walls. perfect
gorefield - the thing 1982
lasagna boy - the thing 2011
I see you're a man of culture aswell.
Didn't expect to fight a mad scientist's mutants when you clocked in at work today, HUH.
garfild : wants to shoot jon with a big laser
Jon : *hides in closet*
*sneak 100*
Is not even garfield.
29:34 My heart man! Holy shit!
And now kids lets count them all!
1 whiskers who got impaled
1 Phil who got grilled
1 giant freak who got blowed
1 mad scientist who got squished
1 poor lasagna boy who got severe trauma
And 1 cyclop octopus who is still alive.
I though it would be more gorefield but was even more desapointed to don't see a cutscene in the end where the one eyed monster escape
Nobody:
Pig: *REEEEEEEEEE*
Creators:this looks like gore field!
Gore field:hold my lasanga
JUMPSCARES:
4:29 Whiskers
10:31 Demon Of Ze Eye
21:26 Phil
Wish Lumpy Touch could do the visuals and audio for this game.
I kinda expected more mutant Garfield but it's hard not to appreciate the creativity in these monsters and their mechanics
Lumpy has spread the Gorefeild to us all
This isnt made Lumpy Touch is it? The art style is really reALLY mediocre and it really doesnt give off any scary vibes at all...
nah, it was just loosely inspired by lumpy touch
Jon, i require lasagna
*Bullets don't work, Jon.*
*Jon, the world is going to end, Jon*
No one:
Jon: 0 0
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