the emotional cycle of poof: 1. finds a challenge in wii sports to do 2. having normal attempts 3. builds up rage 4. breaks toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside 5. rage leaves 6. new attempt next video
"You should try taking a break." "I WILL BREAK YOU IN HALF IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO AGAIN!" Sounds like the words of someone who needed a break.
This has the same energy as a toddler being mad about something and their parent saying “maybe someone needs to go to bed.” Like you have never felt rage until someone tells you to take a nap.
bruh i had a bunch of phlegm in my throat and was tested positive 2 weeks ago, and later on ive gotten itchy throat which i cant speak too loudly or higher pitched, which my doctor and my mom assumed it was allergies, and poof's got allergies which affected his voice too which i can hear. what are the OOOODDDS
@@hnitsua the way I’ve literally went through the same shit and I’m almost done with the voice now…. Here’s a tip, if you drink carbonated drinks it raises the chances of you coughing and having a chance to hack the phlegm up and on occasion your body will just push the phlegm so far up your throat that you could almost spit it out
Funny rage moments: 10:05 - that laugh 11:28 - ball goes straight into the gutter 13:18 - poof unintentionally quits 14:36 - rant about the pins inertia/momentum 16:41 to 16:53 could be its own clip 16:51 - poof almost dies, questions the curve, and salivates everywhere (these were just my favorite moments, if I missed any really good ones let me know)
Tip: Never reset till the replay, one time when you reset, the back pin was falling and it would've hit the other standing pin resulting in a strike, but you reset.
15:14 the law you're trying to get at is newton's second law which states that force = mass*acceleration. Basically, lighter objects change speed and direction much more easily than heavier objects.
Wouldn’t it be Newton’s first law of inertia instead (which states that an object’s tendency to resist changes in motion is proportional to its mass)? F = ma describes quantity of force
@@eli_void3749 that’s newton’s second law, newton’s first law states that objects at rest stay at rest and objects in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by a force You can rearrange F = ma to F/m = a, and you can see that as you increase mass, acceleration decreases
That's what I was saying. Poof references Newton's first law of inertia instead of his second law. You originally said Poof references F = ma, and I said he references Inertia
@@eli_void3749 newton's first law doesn't state that "an object’s tendency to resist changes in motion *is proportional to its mass* ", it only states that objects resist changes in motion (creating the concept of inertia) newton's second law extends this to say that it's proportional to mass also whatever this is my last reply newton's second law is really just restating newton's first law and extending it
11:45 *IT HAD THE CURVE OF A FUCKING..* err *THE SPIN OF A FUCKING..* *AAAAAHH!!* Today on National Geographic, we are witnessing the effects of “Rage”.
i graduated college yesterday Poof thank you for all the videos uploaded since my freshman year i've definitely handed in some papers late cause of your videos. you are the greatest.
Attempting to get the perfect game is something tried and true, it’s definitely been done. Now getting the perfect spin control game? That’s some unique, fresh, quality content, keep up the good work.
If you want more hook then slow your ball speed. Likewise if you want it straighter throw it faster and it will hook less. Speed control is huge in bowling
i'm beginning to picture Poofesure doing the same agony that Graystillplays does on GTA whats funny is that they deal with the same amount of pain but Gray manages to keep his cool
From my point of view, I find that these videos satisfy the need for progression in our brains. This is the best cinematic and comedic type of content (IMO). The fear yet satisfaction of him going so close yet so far reminds us that at any moment you can fail but he pushes through the bar and succeeds with higher results. That and he’s very funny and entertaining
You gotta love poof for still playing the true classic Wii sports titles even with the new switch sports being out. I still can’t believe there’s no CPU mii’s. What’s a Nintendo sports title without Matt, Tommy, Abby, Elisa, and so on? The classics are where it’s at lol
In bowling, the harder you throw the ball at the pocket with a low entry angle, it’s going to deflect more than a ball coming in with a higher entry angle, so the harder you throw it at the pocket, equals more deflection, regardless if you use 6 through 16 pounds, hope this makes sense since I’ve been bowling my whole life.
Poofesure! I have no life and commit all my time to bowling in real life and in wii sports. Here are some suggestions! 1. If you want to get the same spin every time, you need to have you wrist twisted before you even throw. If you’re right handed, the top of the controller should be facing left, horizontal to the floor. 2. Make sure that your character walks all the way up to the line every time before you throw. Sometimes you release at different times in the approach which will definitely cause a different shot.
Assuming Wuhu Island uses standard bowling balls, that little wall is actually closer to 10 inches tall. You can see it’s slightly taller than the ball and according to the Professional Bowlers Association a typical bowling ball has a radius of 12cm. That means the diameter is 24cm. 24cm to inches is about 9.4in. However, the wall is taller so I rounded up to the whole number of 10in.
Poofesure, in case you didn't know, most bolwing alleys are lubed with oil in a triangle-like shape. It's very slippery at the first half of it and newr the gutters. The nearer the ball gets, the more grip it will have on the wood and only then will the ball curve. Knowing this, you should avoid throwing the ball too fast so it will actually start to hook and mind that if you intend for your throws to hook before half alley, account for how slippery the floor will be.
I just found your channel today. I wish I would’ve found it earlier. You remind me of RT Game but if his emotions were much more violent/vocal. Subbed and hit the bell.
If it were anyone either than Poof screaming into the mic like a snobby adolescent, I'd have tuned off and disgraced this channel long ago. But something about him is just genuinely funny, which makes the ear fucking screaming bearable somehow :)
3:15 Poof: I feel like i'm a fly trying to get through a window. Me (Thinking of Bee Movie): Maybe this time, this time this time this time thistithtthistthistthistthistthistthistthist OH DRAPE! :::Tap tap::: That is diabolical.
I was wondering why poof didn't stream on twitch. I was sad not seeing him stream and I actually waited for him around 10 pm my time so watch him play. I got worried but same time he might be doing something else. Never thought he was actually sick. I hope poof feels better.
So friendly advise, If i remember correctly any walls in the same distance as the wall in the fist level you can throw over, just walk all the way and throw as high as you can.
i can do this.... right?
Yep
It’s gonna be the next 0x99 in baseball
No
Yes
yes you can
Don’t worry, you’re not sick, you’re simply becoming more and more like toad. The transformation will soon be complete.
This has the most mennacing energy a UA-cam comment I've seen ever had
I want a Poofesure Wii Remote with WiiMotion Plus inside.
The Toads are spreading parasitic spores now.
Literally had the same thought lmao
@@plane15man We have one with WiiMotion Plus outside
16:51 That scream, cough, composure, and resumed screaming is gold
the emotional cycle of poof:
1. finds a challenge in wii sports to do
2. having normal attempts
3. builds up rage
4. breaks toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
5. rage leaves
6. new attempt next video
1. starts a new attempt
2. more raging continues
3. nearly completes the challenge on the last part, then loses
4. tryharding
5. victory
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Wash, Rinse and Repeat
Always got to point out the wii motion plus inside of the toad remote
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Dude get a hobby other than commenting E on every comment, jfc...
"You should try taking a break."
"I WILL BREAK YOU IN HALF IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO AGAIN!"
Sounds like the words of someone who needed a break.
This has the same energy as a toddler being mad about something and their parent saying “maybe someone needs to go to bed.” Like you have never felt rage until someone tells you to take a nap.
@@Matsubusa69 frrr “does someone need to take a nap?” were fighting words to 5 year old me
Plane🤛😡🤜15man
(You were ripped in half)
whats the timestamp
@@beebo.therobot 13:32
And what Poofesure means by “attempting” is that he constantly has a meltdown for a long time while attempting to reach a goal.
Lmao I love this comment🤣
Bingo
Instead of saying attempting twice, you could have said "trying" the second time.
E.
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 E.
11:46 When poofesure cant think of a comparison then just screams out in anger is one of the funniest things I've watched in a while, keep it up
that was my favorite part
Can’t think of anything so he just screams 💀💀💀
SPIN OF A FKING-
*AAAAAAAAA*
BEST PART 😭✋
I watched it at least 10 times and it got funnier every time
Even with the allergies kicking in, he still can’t help but have the energy to rage 😂
At least it’s little easier on our ears
E .
bruh i had a bunch of phlegm in my throat and was tested positive 2 weeks ago, and later on ive gotten itchy throat which i cant speak too loudly or higher pitched, which my doctor and my mom assumed it was allergies, and poof's got allergies which affected his voice too which i can hear. what are the OOOODDDS
@@hnitsua the way I’ve literally went through the same shit and I’m almost done with the voice now…. Here’s a tip, if you drink carbonated drinks it raises the chances of you coughing and having a chance to hack the phlegm up and on occasion your body will just push the phlegm so far up your throat that you could almost spit it out
Holy crap I've been dealing with these stupid allergies too. Also got a slight fever though, so probably more than just allergies
Imagine his reaction when he finds out you can just throw the ball in the air over the wall in the first lane😂
I was waiting for him to accidentally discover that
Commenting in case it helps the algorithm so he sees this
@@thomashanson6603 true
He needs to learn this ASAP
MOONBALL!
We’re in trouble he has officially tried it. Poofesures way of “attempting” is breaking the wii controller 😂
Only sadists such as myself would enjoy something like this, I'm glad Poof is trying this, because his rage is my nourishment. XD
i have never laughed so hard at a grown man trying to overcome a single wall in wii sports bowling
I can’t believe I have to pause the video because I have to stop laughing 😂🤦🏻♂️
Don't forget while dying of allergies lmao. Poor Poofesure
@@Jawsbyte01 pooresure
The *WALL*
You know there’s gonna be a lot of rage when the title has “attempting” in it.
E.
or trying
Funny rage moments:
10:05 - that laugh
11:28 - ball goes straight into the gutter
13:18 - poof unintentionally quits
14:36 - rant about the pins inertia/momentum
16:41 to 16:53 could be its own clip
16:51 - poof almost dies, questions the curve, and salivates everywhere
(these were just my favorite moments, if I missed any really good ones let me know)
Nobody talks about 7:39
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@@shubaponcr341 when you say a curse word on roblox
12:35
Or 11:25
😊
17:16 It’s at this moment you can hear Poof’s brain literally melting
I heard him beatbox for a second
After watching poof for 3 years I can confidently say he would make a great Joker
He would say his life is the joker
He would have the perfect villain story 😂
dont. just dont. joker is cringe and you should just feel bad about that.
@@samrice1015 y u hating on the joker he's one of the greatest villains of all time bruh 😭
@@samrice1015 aren't we all cringe?
16:50, comedy gold right here. The rage causing Poof to cough and die, only for him to continue raging after 😂
10:05 poof embracing his inner horse
Herbert the horse
10:11
Poof getting the 3 Wise Men at 9:50 killed me
Poofesure the type of person to get mad at a fictional hamburger
Hi honey 😘
Oh my god wth
The lore on this chsnnel is something elsr
wtf is happening here
Did I really just scroll far enough to either entertain poof himself or a crazy fan lol
13:32 poof dissing the game is freaking hilarious
You knew once he did 100 pin, he HAD to do this one too.
we're almost in the endgame
Toad: sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle.
Me: 9:23
these broken controllers will be worth a fortune one day
1 mil for the road wii remote with wii motion plus inside, that's smashed into 100 pieces
19:12 Poof : I think we can end on a good note then
Game : And I took that personally
Can’t wait for him to break a wii remote when he misses the perfect game by 1
Please Poof, even if it's not a perfect game go through to the last one every once in a while to practice the last one-
@@RadiantSharaShaymin if you get perfect on every other frame the 10th frame is a free lane
@@DDicey6 Ah, I've never gotten a perfect game. I'm not good at bowling so I never knew :)
The meltdown at 17:01 got me 😂😂😂 Certainly sounds like Toad as he 'salivates everywhere' 🥴😂
i have been binging this man's content the entire 10 days i have been recovering from surgery and i actually get to see a recent video
this is awesome
I hope you have a smooth recovery!
I hope you recover well ^-^!
smooth recovery! 🫂❤️🩹
Welcome to another episode of: Poof losing his mind over a kids game made in 2009
This is one of the few times I can actually tell someone is sick in one of their videos.
He said it's allergies - I believe him, I'm suffering right now too
@@Toadette- I mean still. I hear UA-camrs mention they’re ill before a video starts and I don’t even notice anything off.
Tip: Never reset till the replay, one time when you reset, the back pin was falling and it would've hit the other standing pin resulting in a strike, but you reset.
15:14 the law you're trying to get at is newton's second law which states that force = mass*acceleration. Basically, lighter objects change speed and direction much more easily than heavier objects.
Wouldn’t it be Newton’s first law of inertia instead (which states that an object’s tendency to resist changes in motion is proportional to its mass)?
F = ma describes quantity of force
@@eli_void3749 that’s newton’s second law, newton’s first law states that objects at rest stay at rest and objects in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by a force
You can rearrange F = ma to F/m = a, and you can see that as you increase mass, acceleration decreases
That's what I was saying. Poof references Newton's first law of inertia instead of his second law. You originally said Poof references F = ma, and I said he references Inertia
@@eli_void3749 newton's first law doesn't state that "an object’s tendency to resist changes in motion *is proportional to its mass* ", it only states that objects resist changes in motion (creating the concept of inertia)
newton's second law extends this to say that it's proportional to mass
also whatever this is my last reply newton's second law is really just restating newton's first law and extending it
Bro
More mass = more inertia
poof mentions inertia
im done here
all i ever tried to say
Let’s take a moment of silence for all the Wii remotes that will be broken in the foreseeable future from these attempts.
You should be a guest on Game Grumps so you can compete with Arin for who’s the angriest video game player
YES THAT WOULD B EPIC, GET THIS TO THE TOP COMMENT
They probably wouldn’t allow him on hit he is just too angry
Boost
It’s poof by a long shot
@@axelvids893 totally but it would be awesome to have them in the same room
11:50 "SPIN OF- OF- OF A FU***** *pause* DAGHH!"" 💀
I was gonna say Robert Smith because his rev rate is nuts٫ if you look up maximum Bob you'll find what I'm talking about
17:16 Poof turns into the Tasmanian Devil for a second there.
Perfect. XD
17:09 I thought he was just gonna go calm cause he was dying but no, he screams anyway
11:45
*IT HAD THE CURVE OF A FUCKING..*
err *THE SPIN OF A FUCKING..*
*AAAAAHH!!*
Today on National Geographic, we are witnessing the effects of “Rage”.
16:52 I like how he took a breath 2 cough n catch his breath n den continued 2 rage 😭😭
i graduated college yesterday Poof thank you for all the videos uploaded since my freshman year i've definitely handed in some papers late cause of your videos. you are the greatest.
Attempting to get the perfect game is something tried and true, it’s definitely been done. Now getting the perfect spin control game? That’s some unique, fresh, quality content, keep up the good work.
You know you're in for a real treat when the video is 21 minutes long.
If you want more hook then slow your ball speed. Likewise if you want it straighter throw it faster and it will hook less. Speed control is huge in bowling
11:42
It looks like that girl in the green shirt was trying to figure out where the screaming was coming from and looked genuinely nervous 🤣
i'm beginning to picture Poofesure doing the same agony that Graystillplays does on GTA
whats funny is that they deal with the same amount of pain but Gray manages to keep his cool
11:49
couldnt find the words bc of how mad he was so he just screamed.
amazing as always
Bout to take a break from a government meeting to go and watch some poofesure
From my point of view, I find that these videos satisfy the need for progression in our brains. This is the best cinematic and comedic type of content (IMO). The fear yet satisfaction of him going so close yet so far reminds us that at any moment you can fail but he pushes through the bar and succeeds with higher results. That and he’s very funny and entertaining
4:55 Wario getting electrocuted
Poof: *gets three strikes in a row*
Me: *checks how many minutes are left*
“Mmmmmm very interesting”
Poofesure literally can talk to walls, and he won’t fail to entertain us
You gotta love poof for still playing the true classic Wii sports titles even with the new switch sports being out. I still can’t believe there’s no CPU mii’s. What’s a Nintendo sports title without Matt, Tommy, Abby, Elisa, and so on? The classics are where it’s at lol
Poof trying to reason with the ball is hilarious
12:23 a mii on the left in pink with blonde hair should be added to your plaza he/she looks like a keeper. 😂
13:33 game: “take a break”
Poofesure: keyword *break* recognized
15:20 I wish poofesure were my physics teacher
In bowling, the harder you throw the ball at the pocket with a low entry angle, it’s going to deflect more than a ball coming in with a higher entry angle, so the harder you throw it at the pocket, equals more deflection, regardless if you use 6 through 16 pounds, hope this makes sense since I’ve been bowling my whole life.
Poofesure! I have no life and commit all my time to bowling in real life and in wii sports. Here are some suggestions!
1. If you want to get the same spin every time, you need to have you wrist twisted before you even throw. If you’re right handed, the top of the controller should be facing left, horizontal to the floor.
2. Make sure that your character walks all the way up to the line every time before you throw. Sometimes you release at different times in the approach which will definitely cause a different shot.
Hearing poofesure scream while I’m half asleep is quite an efficient way to stay awake
funny enough i use his videos as background noise when im trying to sleep
5:55 Poof: "I'm ready to give up now." Me: Sees there's 15 minutes left in the video. Also Me: "Are you sure about that Poof?"
Assuming Wuhu Island uses standard bowling balls, that little wall is actually closer to 10 inches tall. You can see it’s slightly taller than the ball and according to the Professional Bowlers Association a typical bowling ball has a radius of 12cm. That means the diameter is 24cm. 24cm to inches is about 9.4in. However, the wall is taller so I rounded up to the whole number of 10in.
bro he complimented the wall after helping him get a strike LMAO 5:55
15:27 Newton’s fourth law
Still love the fact that if the video says attempt just know we got 3-6 more episodes about it,
Poofesure: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
My brain: *Why...why...did I say that out loud?*
Probably a true story
you know you can throw the bowling ball high enough to go over the first wall, right?
12:37 I’ve not laughed this much in months
Poofesure, in case you didn't know, most bolwing alleys are lubed with oil in a triangle-like shape. It's very slippery at the first half of it and newr the gutters. The nearer the ball gets, the more grip it will have on the wood and only then will the ball curve.
Knowing this, you should avoid throwing the ball too fast so it will actually start to hook and mind that if you intend for your throws to hook before half alley, account for how slippery the floor will be.
Even on Wii? Lol
@@subliminal128 yup
See when you think"ooo I should do a perfect game on spin crontrol game that's a good idea" but then forgot that he'll probably break his wiimote.
It’s gotten to the point that I watch this man so much that I start laughing like a crazy person when I bowl like crap irl
I just found your channel today. I wish I would’ve found it earlier. You remind me of RT Game but if his emotions were much more violent/vocal. Subbed and hit the bell.
Welcome to the Poofesure channel, prepare to have your ears screamed off with tons of wii sports rage
@@GhostBouDB I see that now, that would’ve been a good warning maybe 6 hours ago. It caught me so off guard the first time 😂
@@bandito6678 will definitely binge the channel over the next few days. Any recommendations?
@@g3arjammer837 At the risk of sounding like a Nintendo 3DS game from the early 2010s “be sure to give you’re ears a break”
I love his tomodachi series
This dudes power levels grow as he gets angrier, he’s like the Wii Sports Hulk
the fact that beef boss has more pro levels in sports then Poofesure actually mii is kind of funny
If it were anyone either than Poof screaming into the mic like a snobby adolescent, I'd have tuned off and disgraced this channel long ago. But something about him is just genuinely funny, which makes the ear fucking screaming bearable somehow :)
What do horses say Poof?
Poofesure: 10:05
15:28 "DESTROYED ANALLY BY A FUCKING BOWLING BALL"
*vietnam flashbacks*
Who else thinks that at 9:46, that probably would’ve been a strike 😄
i paid money for this comment! and i edited it!
its so funny how this is gonna probably get buried but whatever.
It did😢
3:15
Poof: I feel like i'm a fly trying to get through a window.
Me (Thinking of Bee Movie): Maybe this time, this time this time this time thistithtthistthistthistthistthistthistthist OH DRAPE! :::Tap tap::: That is diabolical.
He is here
I S E N S E I T
ya like jazz
I had to.
Every time a UA-camr mentions they are sick, I barely notice a difference. This is the only time I have ever heard the difference.
I do legitimately feel sorry for this guy, goes through so much rage just to give us content to laugh at, thank you poofsure
okay
@@jacobguerreso675 think about it for a bit my guy
@@weeblewobble1235why
@@weeblewobble1235 I understand the claim. Poofesure if a professor at yelling and thus this is his god given talent
Poofesure: "I fear no man, but that thing..."
*Single tiny wall*
Poofesure: "It scares me."
I legitimately hope you feel better. Even though your sick you still bring us funny content.
Fun Fact : Poofesure is like the MrBeast of gaming , he does extreme things until he successfully completes it
Oh boy this is gonna be the video of all time
I was wondering why poof didn't stream on twitch. I was sad not seeing him stream and I actually waited for him around 10 pm my time so watch him play. I got worried but same time he might be doing something else. Never thought he was actually sick. I hope poof feels better.
i think he has allergies or something
“Pin standing still gets destroyed anally by a fucking bowling ball” flashbacks to that one bowling animation
So friendly advise, If i remember correctly any walls in the same distance as the wall in the fist level you can throw over, just walk all the way and throw as high as you can.
*advice
1:06 I love how fast that was cut out when the Miis were in the air 😂
You know you can throw the ball over the first barrier and easily get a strike
What if Poofesure is using the mod to make this bowling game rigged by making the pins heavier, the ball lighter, and the floor slippery.
8:35 “lemme blow my fucking nose” had me rolling
Poofesure: "Starts attempting a perfect game of a bowling mode."
Me: "Ah shit, here we go again." *gets snacks*
If you ever rage in a game, just watch a poof video. It's so relatable that it immediately cheers you up
11:26 I CANT-
LMAOOOO who else is here from meme sheep?
You know when Poof says “attempting” something’s breaking
His temper
The day has come, poof is legit going too die from rage with this one.
Even when Poof is sick, he still has the energy and passion to scream like he isn't even sick
I always get a good laugh when I come here , love this guy 😂♥️
Poof: My allergies are hitting me, and my voice is out.
Me: Phew! A game where we can’t hear any-
Poof: *Continues to summon a demon*
Me:🥲…so close…
10:05 Poofesure turns into a horse lol
love that these videos help with my clinically depressive mood swings