what your honkai star rail main says about you (it's personal)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- this is just 23 minutes of me roasting your favorites with absolutely 0 bias whatsoever
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if you main jing yuan you think he looks like kazuhas dead bf and have a theory that honkai star rail characters are dead genshin players
I’m Serval & Tingyun for real
I haven't played through the game fully yet, but before playing like 6 months before release, I looked through the character descriptions and immediately had Arlan as my favorite character. We look alike so I could cosplay him and he seems sweet and possibly strong. If I get him, I will probably main him
Can you call the og star rail trio as team 7 hahaha
I am a serval main
I feel like something important was missing for the MC slide. "your ideal living space is a dumpster" Because I think it's becoming apparent that Stelle and Caelus are both spiritually and aesthetically raccoons. xD
They'd both get along great with vortigen.
You, you get it, their spirit animal are a raccoon and we love them for that
Considering how often I shower and the state of my room I am not entirely far off from this lol
You’re a prophet.
Himeko in HSR: *addicted to coffee*
Himeko in HI3: *addicted to alcohol*
THATS SO TRUEEEE
Well, alcohol really can make you dead
what a difference having your mentor and all your friends die makes...
you did not just do that her lmao@@Smilejpg-kb4uz
I rather drink coffee than alcohol
At first seeing Kafka I was like, "She kinda hot." and moved on. But after I saw her ult, my mind automatically played *slam credit card meme* nonstop.
hate the fact THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WENT THROUGH
this as well, ffs. I was like "nice character design, Makima vibes but ok". And then she literally goes "BOOM!" on her ult and I am now saving up pulls even if I never save them.
LMAO SAME
happens to like most people xD
…so am I the only one who sees Kafka as a potential mother figure
Kafka named the mc and also help in the mc's creation, therefore Kafka is undeniably our mommy.
@@camellivesmatter sorry but I reject your opinion. Silverwolf is a weird uncle. maybe a sibling.
@@panthinox7806 silverwolf is the goofy aunt, kafka is the mommy
@@camellivesmatter don't worry I'll be your ally in this
Yes mommy Kafka
"Your wallets would not have survived if you had to pull these characters"
Hoyoverse making Imbibitor Lunae: "Write that down, write that down!"
I am proud to say, welt was the first person on my list once i met him. I love his whole design, and also, i love that, while he is the dad of the group, hes just as adventurous as the trio.
im so mad ive wanted him since DAY ONE and i still havent gotten him i need the hot grandpa
@@gyomeihimejima3982 bro i wanted welt so bad i _grinded the normal banner_
i skipped _fu xuan_ so i could grind the normal banner
welt defined the halfway point of my time in hsr
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 i did the same thing and i dont regret it ONE BIT he's like permanent in most my teams (besides dot.) hes so good fr
WHY WAS SERVAL SO ACCURATE I’m literally a British music nerd
that jingyuan was so accurate, he is the reason i installed the game.
same! i hated HSR when the first couple of previews launched, kafkas burst, the world designs, the characters voices and splash art being revealed, i hated it all but jing yuan
the part about jing yuan is so painfully accurate
When you said Jing Yuan is the reason we will try the game is so true for me, didnt have intention of trying HSR until I saw him and now im in love with the game 🎉
I'm a Seele, and Bronya main because of how good they are. I saw her hit 1 million and became a meta slave. I wanted a team full of men... Oh, well... For the most part, the Seele description was pretty accurate. In the Twitter event there was about how alike you are with Seele I got 9/10. I ain't gay nor a bottom. My best friend knows that. She's like Bronya...
I'm a main of them both solely because Honkai Impact-
@@JC14minecraft that's also a factor. Bronseele for life!
@@Iwbsjdbkd I lost my 50/50 to Bronya (early 20 in). I guess Bronya came home cause I have Seele's personality? Don't mind losing to Bronya nor getting Eidolons for her.
this is what mina meant when she said you don't know you're in a relationship huh...
I main both of them because I pulled them on accident... (Hoyo just wants me to be a Seele and Bronya main in both Honkai Universe😒)
Dang, I'm maining Arlan (love his animations and gameplay mechanics, the nerf was deserved but I'm salty), and you shot me through the head with that phone background joke!
I usually play with the Traiblazer, but I almost got every 5 Star of the standard banner, just missing Welt and Clara, but I don't feel like using them because I have to learn how to properly use them, so I'm stuck with Trailblazer, March, Dan Heng, and Bronya. It's easier to use them
I didnt consider myself a Bronya main but this presentation made me confront the fact she hasnt left my party since I got her.
100% accurate
'colonize my ass' is my new favourite phrase
You could have pulled the Raven Card for Natasha too you know, saying "you wanted to be pampered by raven so you went to Natasha to do it"
I never knew monas va was asta and that makes so much sense because I loved monas voice immediately in genshin and it was the same with asta
Dan Heng already has a leaked 5* version. Don't worry, we will be pulling hard for 5* march and dan
16:19 the way that I KNEW she was gonna say something about xingqiu, but surprise surprise, my favorite genshin character is kazuha!
Dong, because that CPR made me feel the ways I never experienced.
Yes, ch. 9 haunts me and I am depressed about my beloved Himeko. Addicted to caffeine? I guess but not really and about the mommy issues...I hate to mention that I had a self discovery that I may actually have mommy issues on discord so overall it's accurate. Thanks Mina for calling me out like this. T^T
Well that aside, this was a great video. Keep up the amazing work Mina. We'll be supporting you all the way. ^-^
"No one's gonna main his a**"
Me, who fully intends to fit Arlan on a team somewhere and use him as much as possible once I finally get him:
i love Welt its actually unhealthy...
i wanna drink tea with him or smt, cos i dont uh simp for characters like that. its VERY rare for me to simp. but Welt and Luocha is very close to making me cross that line :3
I felt called out alright when she said my phone was cracked XD
Yeah, I main MC, and I want Kafka, so I'll stock up on tickets and I'll put them in the same team. And yeah, I already put Arlan and Asta in the same team too ! you can't stop me !
Why is 90% of this just...accurate. You didn't have to come for me like that.
The only-pinky glove is for her bow. Archers wear special gloves
This video made me feel so personally attacked I love it.
Please make more in the future
My brother hates March to the point that if he hears one millisecond of March talking even if it's whispering, he will instantly say 'SKIP' 1 second before she even opens her mouth to communicate
I’m watching this right before the Kafka banner and yes my wife was astounded at the fact that I plan to spend at least 1k on Kafka. Not going into debt but you got me dead on about spending for her.
Holy shit that bronya one was way too accurate, im scared
why. is. the. welt. part. so. accurate.
As a Tingyun main I didn’t question as to why she was a 4 star bc I know my luck is bad and I’m broke but I was so happy when i got her because she was so pretty
Himeko... hit hard... and si did chapter 9.
Also the fact that she straight up said im a puppy felt mid af
Everyone's talking about Tingyun but no one's talking about Yukong smh Give the older fox lady some love
You got me with the Seele one omg ybcyvdbjhbvjdv and im saving for Kafka so it was a double whammy
damn the seele one is so relatable i can't
She actually deduced me being a math nerd for always having dan out during gameplay
NO STOP BECAUSE WHY WERE YOU SO SPOT ON WITH BRONYA 😭😭😭
I'm also in love with Herta's gameplay and love March 7th voicelines
As a Qingque main, I can confirm I only have 4 gacha games, three of which I don't play because I have a an ounce of self-control. Also, Qingque is ADORABLE and she's literally one of the only characters in any game I've ever played that I'd willingly SIMP for.
Ill be happy to be trailblaizer to get a kiss from mommy Kafka (She is literally our cannon mom in game)
I'm an arlan main. You are not wrong about my lockscreen being a character. (Also he carried me through my bosses when I couldn't get a Welt sooooo)
man no fucking way i just subbed because of the first 3 slides... worth.
**Starts video**
"Nah, she won't ever get this right. "
**Waits for Natasha and Kafka takes**
"Well fuck..."
“If you don’t reach out to your friends, you don’t have friends”
Yes
as someone who mains every hsr character that was just chaotic af, um- okay! maybe i do have a type
About 3/7. Sometimes I do be wantin' to bang my head against the tree. Sometimes
So there are people who don't hate Marth 7th for just existing and her "chEck Out thIS AWeSoME MOOOOOOOVE"? Does her voice really not making every fckin one wanna destroy your computer and head.. Oh really..
You used my favorite song from Scarlet Nexus at the start and thought I wouldn't notice 🕴
"You are going to main her to survive" This is so true it hurts-
But-
As soon as I get Gepard, March 7th is out-
I love her personality, but i'd rather have a character who can save multiple people from damage instead of just one-
Especially since bosses seem to frequently have spread attacks-
:"D
Mina: (Say’s Jing Yuan is one of the only good Hoyo men designs)
Mina a year later: “I’m never pulling for him ever.”
Having main Dan Heng, this was painfully accurate
"its ok to be wrong sometimes" - someone who is wrong most of the time
i dont have all the traits of one main but i have singular traits of all the bad bitch mains
Kafka one is completely accurate for me
u forgot the fact that Every Seele mains are Vergil Fanbase
As an avid Kitsune character enthusiast (Tamamo no Mae from Fate/Extra my beloved) I saw Tingyun's design floating around my twitter feed randomly despite not following anything mihoyo related and had to give the game a shot. Especially after i found out she's a 4 star
My personal favorite character is either Jing Yuan or Yanqing because I am a sucker for any kind of found family trope, even if it's really vaguely implied.
1:40 replace Kafka with Dan Heng just a few moments later and you got me
She has the glove because she's an archer they usually only cover 3 fingers
I'm a Jing Yuan main and literally its true. I didnt knew this game existed then I saw jing yuan in a youtube short. When I joined the game it was his banners last day. I was so sad but got him in 3 pity lol. He is my main ever since 🧡
Just wanted to say I just noticed thanks to this video that March's glove is based on gloves used for archery
got called out so hard with all the tall women
No I'm not haunted by chapter 9!
...NEVER LEEET YOU GO!
"I dont feel this way for both impacts." because you only like Kazuha. lmao
Okay but why did March's slide just call me out like, every single thing on there was true •~●... except the part about my fav genshin character being Yoimiya or Hutao its actually Layla, Freminet, Furina and Diona!
You did not need to call me out with Asta OH MY GOD
my arlan just suddenly vanished off my account when she said no one mained him
there goes my hours and hours of grinding
as a Dan Heng main, 2 things were wrong.
1. I AM the extroverted bestfriend
2. Math is my least favourite subject.
yeah the rest of it wasn’t wrong🙀🙀🙀🙀
What your main says about you-
Mina: YOU ARE YOUR MAIN. THEIR PERSONALITY THEIR BEHAVIOUR. YOU ARE YOUR MAIN
My fav char is Serval and I am the friend who knows every song (and I play guitar too and I'm british). Ur stalking me btw?
I'm staunchly FTP and I love Trailblazer, but I also simp so hard for Kafka and therefore am doing everything in my power to get as many warps as possible without spending real money
I use Stelle because if you buff her with relics, she can actually one shot a boss, I tested it but, you might also need bronya to add buffs (for those who don't know, bronya's secondary skill can buff any selected character (atk) and her ult will buff the entire team's dmg )
hit the sub button because of 4+1 reasons
1: I have all the 5S chars but BRONYA FOR NO REASON GDMNIT; somehow you kinda described my personality except for im straight
2: Ying has released HSR pronounciations
3: 0 BIAS WHATSOEVER YEAHSURE (sorry but I hate Kafka ever since I've barely defeated them on HSU world 4
4: I never ever had a realization of being SO damn lucky because my second 20x warp... was Gepard and I have never played mihoyo games ever before.
yeah, anybody else wouldve launched into space with my Dream's luck but now that I've been playing since 10th of May in the game, not a dime in donation part.
b u t
I HAVE F I V E 5S CHARS IN ROSTER AND IDK HOW. also
5: your humor is lovely, gotta love it when you roast everyone but with being self-aware. naisu
I literally giggled at the Arlan one because I DO have a serious case of being an absolute simp 😭😭
I js really like Arlan hes rlly cute hes great
I go between Trailblazer and Serval
Trailblazer is just everything i want to look like fr (I use the female version and i use they/she)
Serval is just wife... I also i have a bit of a strained relationship with my sister bc she straight up denied that I was questioning my gender a while back lmao-
I also absolutely would like Kafka i love her more than any other character but the thing is i actually have a great relationship with my mother so idk why i love the "mommy" characters so much lmao
I wanted the Welt, yet I got a Seele.
"Ain't no chance I'm getting a Seele", A naive me thought.
Yet here I am, holding onto her Resurgence to not die. If it works it works.
HOW IS THE GEPARD ONE SO TRUE. IM A GEPARD MAIN, AND PEOPLE ALWAYS LOVE TEASING ME I DON’T KNOW WHY??
acTualLy dan heng is a biologist on the star rail
My favourite subject is biology so fits even better
Though it is already done and finished, still kinda wish for Pela's page to have "Tears of Themis Player" on it
Dan heng... very descriptive of my personality right there
My favorite is sushang but the description from march is more fitting for me haha
Guess i will play both ;)
as a Blade main, I can confirm, we are resilient. I run him without a healer (haven't built Natasha, don't have Luocha, Bailu nor Lynx, but I'm pulling for HuoHuo)
I feel seen for the gepard one ngl . Do you have cameras in my house?? 👁👁
So we're just gonna ignore the part of Nat's ult where it zooms in on her boobs for no reason, huh
All very accurate coming from a Bailu main. She’s the best Abundance gal, people hate on her for not being able to remove debuffs but imo her revival ability in boss fights is more useful than removing debuffs.
OKAY,
since my gf sent me this video last year,
i was convinced into trying sushang by this video and now my main team is practically built around her bc i saw her ultimate and fucking lost it laughing the first time and is still my favorite ultimate. (and my phone is cracked, i raised chickens as a kid and yes hi3 rise up)
my favorite character in star rail is serval (acheron was coming for the title but god im too weak to serval's everything) and i am british! (second favorite is guinaifen and shes actually british coded if you know her bactstory and name themes)
i have played a ton of hi3 and understand the chapter 9 thing and IM STILL MAD I DONT HAVE HIMEKO IN HSR. (but have 3 in hi3 now. got my third today)
my gf's favorite is qingque and yeah gacha games are her crack, especially enstars. she does math and her builds are op and i fear them. i used to give her my phone to fix my relics in genshin before i switched to pc.
all this stuff started after i watched this video and honestly this video has affected a lot of what i later did so now we need a part 2 so more people are sent on a odd new direction in their hoyoverse journey
I already got two constellations (yes I call it constellations, it's cus I play genshin) for march in the first day of playing, you know damn well that she's gonna be in my team
As someone who likes Dan Heng I would like to object that math is my worst subject and I have shit grades
Me kindly being a loyal main to trailblazer till black swan got released
Somehow my f2p ass was able to pull kafka i'm so happy especially after losing blade, she's so comfort character i love her so much
Me missing jing yuan's banner and now saving for 5* dan heng: "... well fu-"
As a veteran Captain, both *Chapter 9* and Welt hit too close to home (sans daddy issues)
I can only hope we won't get *Final Lesson'd. AGAIN*
damn you totally got me there, I'm indeed a Xingqiu main and a Yanqing main what...
Dang! why you gotta call me out like that! This is sooo accurate. When you showed Himeko and said Chapter 9, I was likeeee "NO!" haha. But you are on point. I am depressed, caffeine junkie and have mommy issues. LOLLL
The kafka one is real
Waaaa this was so accurate 😂
Kafka my beloved ❤
(Also I also got Clara on my first pity and didn't even knew she was a character...)
Himeko 😭
+1 subscriber, you're awesome.
I FEEL CALLED OUT, Hertha main DISECTED