bruh ik, when i was in band a while back, the trombones were right behind me(and im a sax), so they would usually hit me in the back through the hole of the chair, it set up some pretty funny moments!
@Who_knows_idk In my freshman year of high school, one of my friends who is a senior then kept kitting the saxophones during practice one time and I couldn’t hold in the laughter. It’s one of my greatest memories.
Next step in the evolutionary chain is the slide launcher Go out to eight position with some good force at a marching horn angle and boom you got yourself an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
As a trombonist, our conductor makes us sit facing to the right of the person in front, where there is a small gap for our sliders in between people. I can confirm that saved many lives and a potential war. Sure it looked a bit weird. But we had our ways to make it look better
As a clarinet player who understands the dangers of my own instrument as a weapon, I can easily tell that a trombone is a weapon of many versatilities such as being a ranged weapon, being a long ranged spear like weapon, and just being good at bludgeoning the opponent
Something my fellow trombonists and I used to do in 6th grade was we would always poke the saxophonists in the back and quickly go back to practice and or rehearsal. 😂
That moment when your trombone is way out of tune and you spend 20 minutes trying to tune it just right just to drop it by accident and messing up the tuning slide(i forgot the actual name) and having to completely restart
As a trombonist the fear within the younger saxophone players eyes is always a delight especially when the only open seats are going to be by us. (Never deliberately hit them but had been some times of getting really close)
As a sax player, we always sat next to trombones, although sometimes the French horns. But let me tell you those slides are winning WWIII They are so dangerous.
As a bassoon player who had to play bass drums in-front of the trombones at a football game, I Can confirm that I still have a scar on the back of my head ✊🏻
and this is why there is always a considerable amount of room in between us and the section in front (usually the trumpets) on the stands, there's a gap a between us and trumpets, and I like to call it either "no man's land", or "bleacher of death by trombone slide"
As a flute player who usually sits in front of trombones, and also hits people in the head with my flute on accident, I can confirm that the slide is a classified goverment weapon.
As a marching and honor band student I feel that pain before, My best friend kept hitting me with her trombone when me and her were playing in band last year
as a sax player in a band, that thing is a weapon
bruh ik, when i was in band a while back, the trombones were right behind me(and im a sax), so they would usually hit me in the back through the hole of the chair, it set up some pretty funny moments!
As a trombone player in band I can confirm due to personal experience
Also sax player the trombome behind me did not hit me once
From a Trombone player: Good luck. You'll need it 😈
True I'm a sax player too and the trombone players were special education they will hit me and my sax friend
Hitting people with the slide is the best part of playing the trombone, nobody can say otherwise
I can confirm, being a trombone player. But dont forget racecar noises!
Tbh I agree even though I haven't touched a trombone in years (I play the big ass fucking Tuba)
@Orangevronyt when I say big I mean I play a big Tuba, I literally play the 40 pound Marching Tuba in concert band 😂
@Orangevronyt but that's cool glad you know some Tubists
agreed
as a trombonist i can confirm we send our saxes to the er every rehearsal
Sound like peppa pig to me😂😂😂😂😂
Im the 800the comment
As a saxist, I can confirm trombones are the bane of my existence.
And my skull.
As a trombonist with a friend that’s a saxophonist I can confirm that I take him out on the daily 😅
Our band has plenty distance. Feel bad for yall
As a saxophonist who always sat behind the trombones, I feel the fathers pain
...
As a trombone, I laugh at the saxaphones pain 😈
We kill people..I MEAN WE PLAY THEM NORMALLY
@@who_knows_idknooooooooooooo
@Who_knows_idk In my freshman year of high school, one of my friends who is a senior then kept kitting the saxophones during practice one time and I couldn’t hold in the laughter. It’s one of my greatest memories.
As a sax player in jazz and concert band, I can confirm the trombones will definitely hit you once in your lifetime 😢
The way he got hit in the face looks really bad I'm so sorry❤❤❤❤❤❤
I try my best not to hit the saxes
The trombone behind me in jazz band is constantly hitting me with his slide
I like to poke in practice for fun
As far as I know I hit most of the people in me class
As a trombonist I was rolling on the ground laughing
Thank y’all for all the likes ❤
Tromboner
Same😂
Same😅
Ya know being a tromboner is so fun lol when you can achieve things like 8th position and sh!t
Idgaf
As a trombonist, this is very true.
I have made great enemies in my time during band.
Sofia❤
Victorian child learns a new song on the new fangled instrument known as a “trombone”
Kg
BEST
Slide Trombone
joke , eva. 😂
I’ve never been prouder to be a trombonist in my life
my brain: Dont talk about how they talk, just dont
That’s mine 😂😂😂❤
The dude at the end with the womp womp womp made me laugh so hard
I had to sit in front of a trombone player once in an orchestra 😭
Yw :)
-Me, a trombone player
U don’t normally get hit by the slide (as a trombone player I have never hit anyone)
U normally don’t get hit unless they hate you
As a percussionist (from trombone to this) I can confirm this ain’t never happened to me because I’m the only person in band who has common sense
As someone who plays the trombone, the poor sax guy in front of me has trauma from my slide..
Next step in the evolutionary chain is the slide launcher
Go out to eight position with some good force at a marching horn angle and boom you got yourself an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
8th position💀💀💀
Bro hasn't heard of the 82nd position
There is no 8th 😃
Fr but true
@@ClawshineThere is
What i want to do to every person who annoys me
As a trombonist, our conductor makes us sit facing to the right of the person in front, where there is a small gap for our sliders in between people. I can confirm that saved many lives and a potential war. Sure it looked a bit weird. But we had our ways to make it look better
What I do is sit farther back and put my slide between people because I try to sit between chairs in the middle and is doesn’t look as weird.
Fr
As a trombone player, I can confirm that I want to smack people in the nose with 7TH position.
"ok son, play it for me."
*Plays Punch*
As the percussionist, that thing is deadly
As the trombone player, MUAHAHAHA
@@Clawshine as another percussionist, my section leader hates the trombones
@@yoshiplays2259 tell them that i wont harm them (no promises though 😃)
Wait, what? Percussion was always in the back!
@@DerpOKat21 theyre in the back but the other side of the room
As a trombone player, this is so true 😂
Other ppl in the band: *i feel the pain*
My band w the trombones & trumpets: *no-one can stop us*
As euphonium, i see this as an absolute win
Damn do you know who does sound like from helluva Boss
He sounds like Stolas when he was a kid.
I dont play trombone unless youve been spiked by a trombone slide😂. I know i have
That kid on the computer in the background was vibing in that game
As a flute that sits infront of the trombones, i can feel this pain
BRO I THINK I JUST LAUGHED MY POOP OUT 😭
Commonly called sharting, welcome to the club!
As a Flautist, I have been hit multiple times in my back thanks to the trombone section.
SAMEEE OMGGG
flute is awesome though 🎶
I'm a percussionist and iwas still rolling on floor😂😂
As a trombone player, I love hitting the flutes.
As a trombone player I can confirm that the slide is a lethal weapon
Yes
They voice is everything wish I can talk like that 😔
The boy talks like Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.
@@IndianOutlaw1870u so wrong for that plus tiny tim is creepy asf why did u bring him up
@@Theyluv_riah13 Tiny Tim was English. This boy is trying to adopt an English accent.
The peppa pig accent tho
😂😂
“Daddy I think I’m getting good at the trombone”
“Good job Timmy”
“Father want to know what it was called”
Father:mhm…
“PAIN”
As a clarinet player who understands the dangers of my own instrument as a weapon, I can easily tell that a trombone is a weapon of many versatilities such as being a ranged weapon, being a long ranged spear like weapon, and just being good at bludgeoning the opponent
Something my fellow trombonists and I used to do in 6th grade was we would always poke the saxophonists in the back and quickly go back to practice and or rehearsal. 😂
I did the same thing with my fellow trombonists😅
As a French hornist I’ve gotten brutally poked by those trombones in the head too many times to count
I'm in a public place so I watched this on mute but I somehow STILL understood what you played. Well done.
As a clarinet player in band, oof, that had to hurt
As A trumpet player, yes that thing is a weapon
The kid in the back ‘I swear I’m adopted’
As a bassoonist, thank God that the tuba’s are behind me
I am a trombonist and i feel bad for the people infront of us they keep getting hit😂
As a former euphonium player, I never had to worry about this
Out of all things on the internet, this made me laugh.
1% of comments : Trombone Players
99% of comments : Angry Sax Players
That's why trombones are always alt the back
We gettin out of the beginning band with this banger 🥵🥵💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿
That moment when your trombone is way out of tune and you spend 20 minutes trying to tune it just right just to drop it by accident and messing up the tuning slide(i forgot the actual name) and having to completely restart
I really thought he was going to play "when mom isn't home" meme
As a saxophone player who sat infront of the trombones I can confirm this is what happens 😂😂
As a trombonist the fear within the younger saxophone players eyes is always a delight especially when the only open seats are going to be by us. (Never deliberately hit them but had been some times of getting really close)
Kid:A kid hit me at school
Dad:Ok here’s is the trombone
As a trumpet player, I can confirm that the trombones do hit us every now and then
as a trombonist in an orchestra, jazz band, and concert band, we are the wind section’s worst enemy.
“Okay son play it for me!” Famous last British words
😊
And that's why trombones are the tallest in a marching show 😂
as a trombonist, I can't tell you how relatable this is.
As a tuba player i can confirm the thrombone is deady than the tuba
I love how one kid is trying to learn a instrument and the kid in the back round is watching a video
These are the trombones in my class trying to attack each other and the flutes in front of us.
As a trombonist, a trombone would be great in the apocalypse
As a sax player, we always sat next to trombones, although sometimes the French horns. But let me tell you those slides are winning WWIII They are so dangerous.
As a bassoon player who had to play bass drums in-front of the trombones at a football game, I Can confirm that I still have a scar on the back of my head ✊🏻
As a part of the saxophone section in my band, there is the constant threat of a trombone slide hitting you for low notes.
I WANTED TO LIKE THIS 100 TIMES LOL LOL LOL
as a percussionist, half the time were the ones who convince the trombones to hit the saxes
*chokes to death bc I laughed too hard*
BRUH I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT 😂😂😭😭💀💀
“With great power comes great responsibility”
As a trombone player, all the flutes hate us, we hit them in the head on accident
Never officially been hit by a trombone but when we are practicing, I could see in my peripheral vision, a trombone right beside my head.
as a trumpet player that thing hit my head like 120 times in band
As a tromboner, i can confirm this happens as often as pinching your fingers between the slide
I also just started playing trombonist in middle school 2 days ago :)
As a Clarinet player, and a brother with a trombone, that thing is confirmed as a weapon
Me: it's just a child.
My brain: YOUNG STOLAS
Ever since I joined the legend army I normally always hear Sabre say far out and I love it. #legends
As a flute player, me and my friend say we have a weapon and currently making new moves such as " I'm just play the flute "
As a flute player in a band of 78 ppl, those things HURT when they hit you
As some one who is currently in a band and plays trombone I can confirm I use this as a weapon
As a trumpet player, it’s like parkour jumping over those things 💀
As a trombone player this is part of my daily routine
As a clarinet player, you have no idea how many times I’ve been slapped in the face by that thing as a joke
and this is why there is always a considerable amount of room in between us and the section in front (usually the trumpets)
on the stands, there's a gap a between us and trumpets, and I like to call it either "no man's land", or "bleacher of death by trombone slide"
Who needs a gun when they have a trombone
As a sax player I can infer that a trombone is a dangerous weapon
Lol first I’m like oof then when the failed thing came on I’m like 😂
I love how they both talk like sad Victorian children who may or may not be dying from the Common Cold
The accent just made it so much better 😭💀
As a trumpet who has to sit i front of the trombones… YALL ARE LEGIT WEAPONS
As a trombone player who sits behind the trumpets, it feels good to hit them with the slide in a performance whenever they were dicks at practice
As a clarinetist who sat in front of a trombonist for the first and last time I can confirm that shit hurts🥲
bro’s voice be like «Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?»
"Okay son,play it for me😊"
*Other son playing Minecraft*
As a flute player who usually sits in front of trombones, and also hits people in the head with my flute on accident, I can confirm that the slide is a classified goverment weapon.
I PLAY SAX SO THE TROMBONES SIT RIGHT BEHIND ME AND THEY ALWAYS HIT THE BACK OF MY CHAIR
As a marching and honor band student I feel that pain before, My best friend kept hitting me with her trombone when me and her were playing in band last year
As a trombonist i confirm people hate me for that