The only thing that makes nurses weak

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  • @whodie9418
    @whodie9418 Рік тому +17677

    I had a nurse tell me once "oh God, yes! Your veins are like garden hoses. " 😂 she looked super embarrassed she said it out loud.

    • @satirthamondal5902
      @satirthamondal5902 Рік тому +295

      Didn't u hosed her later😂

    • @_S7VEN
      @_S7VEN Рік тому +857

      LMFAO I felt the second hand embarrassment from here I bet she still lies awake at night cringing 😂😂😂

    • @MarvelousMoony
      @MarvelousMoony Рік тому +59

      Lmaooooooo

    • @snow5962
      @snow5962 Рік тому +110

      I need the laugh from the video... but the laugh from this just made thungs alright for a moment, lol. Thank you.

    • @snow5962
      @snow5962 Рік тому +23

      ​@@_S7VEN I wish I could heart ❤️ your comment.

  • @insomniawitch
    @insomniawitch Рік тому +25

    the spirit of my aunt just defended unto me..

  • @jvalencia6876
    @jvalencia6876 Рік тому +3956

    my husband is a Nurse. Sometimes when we are just sitting, watching a show. He will start feeling around my arm and go "thats a good vein right there" Ive gotten used to it haha

    • @peach2210
      @peach2210 Рік тому +168

      That can be halirous or creepy depending on who says it😂

    • @llianneolivoreyesmusic
      @llianneolivoreyesmusic Рік тому +97

      Sure he is not a vamp?

    • @racheljones8935
      @racheljones8935 Рік тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @Mutant-Cow
      @Mutant-Cow 10 місяців тому +15

      Man's going to hit you with the poisen in syringes one day!

    • @annaholeman7968
      @annaholeman7968 10 місяців тому +10

      Lol sameeeeee. Literally. Exactly the same.

  • @LordMoonie
    @LordMoonie Рік тому +924

    I once had 5 nurses surrounding me looking at the veins in the back of my hand and telling me how beautiful they were. To this day weirdest compliment I've ever recieved.

    • @priscillamoore5736
      @priscillamoore5736 8 місяців тому +4

      @LordMoonie - I bet it was!

    • @vygalnix7769
      @vygalnix7769 Місяць тому +8

      Nurses are strange creatures.

    • @Witchypoo5576
      @Witchypoo5576 Місяць тому +5

      I am a very difficult blood draw, I always apologize to the nurses ahead of time and make sure that I am very hydrated to give them the chance to find a vein I'm a very fair complexioned redhead and they definitely earn their money with me 😅

    • @MindBodyMoodMusic
      @MindBodyMoodMusic Місяць тому

      Yup, same here, lol. I was like, ok, I think I should get out of here as fast as possible .. 🧛‍♀️ 😅
      I'm just saying. It is oddly the weirdest compliment, indeed.

    • @vipbb4659
      @vipbb4659 25 днів тому

      It’s crazy cause outside of healthcare I’m insecure of the way my hand veins stick out 😭

  • @Stephyroo
    @Stephyroo Рік тому +8491

    As a nurse myself, I'm dying. I catch myself eyeing people's arms all the time out in public😅 I'm like, damn check out his veins... wish he was my patient..

    • @asvir9110
      @asvir9110 Рік тому +170

      That’s like us RDH looking at people’s teeth all the time and thinking “damn that would be a great NSPT” 😂

    • @wesleyimschoot7597
      @wesleyimschoot7597 Рік тому +42

      Yes!!! I do this as well.

    • @PrtGfd
      @PrtGfd Рік тому +14

      😂

    • @Ekolop
      @Ekolop Рік тому +35

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAA sure not what a vampire would say ;)

    • @denisefallin8042
      @denisefallin8042 Рік тому +54

      Right??? I'll see someone in line at store and think "I could tap that" 😂😂

  • @texaskatydid1081
    @texaskatydid1081 Рік тому +135

    My Dad was that way. He would just make a fist and flex his bicep then the vein would pop. Nurses LOVED him.

  • @Sarah20048
    @Sarah20048 Рік тому +12528

    "Ah, Daddy... eh, Danny, ... Danny!" 😂😂😂
    Genius!

  • @NitroseFarm
    @NitroseFarm Рік тому +334

    Yessssss love it. My husband always says, “stop checking out my veins” 😂

  • @ashlynnhurley7438
    @ashlynnhurley7438 Рік тому +5077

    My mom is a phlebotomist and always insists on showing all her coworkers my veins 😂

    • @lefish5277
      @lefish5277 Рік тому +327

      One time I went for a donation and the cute guy drawing my blood touches my vein and goes “ohhh you’re juicy!” 😂😂😂 and then weirdly enough he and another phlebotomist/tech had the same birthday as me
      It was a weird/funny day

    • @Israella_
      @Israella_ Рік тому

      ​@@lefish5277are you gay?😂

    • @jiminisking
      @jiminisking Рік тому +13

      I wanna see 😮

    • @6debra
      @6debra Рік тому +77

      Why she pimping you out like that??😂

    • @ashlynnhurley7438
      @ashlynnhurley7438 Рік тому +18

      @@6debra I’m saying 😤😂

  • @tunafishyfish8061
    @tunafishyfish8061 Рік тому +302

    A nurse looked at my arm and was like “oh my god!! I can do this with my eyes closed!!”
    Best compliment Ive ever gotten lmao

  • @Kyon871
    @Kyon871 Рік тому +10359

    nurse in the er once said to me “yeah we like em nice n juicy” 😂

    • @ntblgxa
      @ntblgxa Рік тому +167

      OMG I can hear it 😂

    • @Loanwa
      @Loanwa Рік тому +92

      And not rolling 😂😂😂

    • @Jessicamarlana1999
      @Jessicamarlana1999 Рік тому +105

      Which is so true lol! Not er nurse but still applies to other fields lol i hate when we have to bring in the ultrasound for veins not bc it’s an inconvenience or anything but it usually means they’re going to be a hard stick and we’ll have to dig, which we hate to have to do to y’all! It hurts us as much as y’all

    • @tiffanyh629
      @tiffanyh629 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Jessicamarlana1999 yes! I love the machine, hate the actual poke(s)

    • @sunsetrose3169
      @sunsetrose3169 Рік тому +20

      😂😂😂 my nurse told me that before. She said she loves a good ole juicy vein😂😂 cracked me up

  • @cassygarcia2964
    @cassygarcia2964 Рік тому +544

    Dudeeee this reminded me of a time where I was getting my blood drawn but I hate needles so much. I remember they couldn’t find my vein and another nurse came in. She made the elastic tighter and she found it right away and showed the other nurse, “see? It’s right there. It’s nice and big”. I still remember my eyes widening and the other nurse just feeling my vein and agreeing. “Oh wow.” 😂😂😂

  • @moodymermaid3690
    @moodymermaid3690 Рік тому +1480

    Nurses absolutely love me because between just having strong veins in general, I'm super pale and they show up bright blue. Every time I roll up my sleeve, the nurse goes, "ooh! Lemme just get..." 😂

    • @Natalia-009
      @Natalia-009 Рік тому +51

      SAMEEEEE 😂 I'm like paper!

    • @meowmeowunknow
      @meowmeowunknow Рік тому +23

      Same but i have tan skin! My veins are bright blue and pop😂

    • @snow5962
      @snow5962 Рік тому +6

      Same lol
      Edit: I've been described as having alabaster skin tone. So pale pale lol.

    • @missveronica8393
      @missveronica8393 Рік тому +2

      See, mine are like this, but they don't hold up when they try to get a needle into them 😂😭😂

    • @eg-draw
      @eg-draw Рік тому +7

      ​@@missveronica8393 yes, mine too. Clearly visible yet uncatchable. Once nurse said to mee "I'm gonna be honest I will put needle randomly and if it's not gonna work I will call guys from resuscitation". And she had to call them lol.

  • @stephanielu7694
    @stephanielu7694 Рік тому +40

    The way he pops himself with the tunicate and says "ah! Daddy!" Cracks me up everytime 😂😆

  • @mooshe4017
    @mooshe4017 Рік тому +1032

    😂😂 I'll never forget going for blood work and the nurse saying "WOW your veins are GREAT!" Then called over 2 other people to admire them lmao.

  • @sgn8753
    @sgn8753 Рік тому +27

    My doctor couldn't find my vein for three different appointments, she used a thicker needle as well, and then the nurse, like the hero she is, comes in and gets it first try with a thin needle. I swear I never adored someone more in my life, especially cause I'm scared of needles and was trying to stay really still and calm to let her work and she was so nice. I spoke to her about the time I tested blood surgar in an elderly home too. Nurses are heroes 💜💜💜

  • @dovaro2377
    @dovaro2377 Рік тому +2432

    Low BP folks left the chat

    • @christinasmellman5078
      @christinasmellman5078 Рік тому +70

      ex drug addicts have left the chat

    • @AmaraOkpechi
      @AmaraOkpechi Рік тому +40

      Oh, now be a DEAR & take “dehydrated,” “rolling,” & “Mr./Mrs.-cry-baby-just-wants-to-make-life-HARDER-cuz-‘I-just-don’t-like-needles/getting-stuck’” w/you on the way OUT, would ya, please?! Thank you!!😊

    • @oldhar-fer6038
      @oldhar-fer6038 Рік тому +44

      Chemo patients have left the chat 😂😂

    • @S_Blunt
      @S_Blunt Рік тому +40

      Right along with "butterfly needle, please" person😂😂

    • @sheranlanger247
      @sheranlanger247 Рік тому +63

      Low BP AND dehydrated here. Phlebotomist looked at me like I was scum.

  • @neverendingtime8433
    @neverendingtime8433 Рік тому +41

    As a nursing assistant, yes!!! I always tell the patients when they have good veins that’s they’re awesome. “Beautiful veins” 😂

  • @Theedevine.Rose222
    @Theedevine.Rose222 Рік тому +2984

    Don’t worry. Makes me wet- I mean WEAKKK too 😂😭

  • @justsomebread8646
    @justsomebread8646 Рік тому +27

    As a Phlebotomist, I felt this in my soul. Just when you got great veins, you instantly gain points with us.

  • @Meowmeowmeow564
    @Meowmeowmeow564 Рік тому +754

    Every time I’ve gotten my blood taken nurses have to use butterfly needles on me bc my veins are so tiny. They leave the room after a successful blood drawing session looking like they fought a war and barely won

    • @winterinbloom
      @winterinbloom Рік тому +89

      Me too! I once frustrated a nurse to the point she said, "Do you even HAVE veins!" 😅

    • @TheMistressMisery
      @TheMistressMisery Рік тому +28

      Saaaaaame! I had one nurse refuse to get help, and made me walk out looking like a newbie junkie.
      Only plus side is I'm so pale I'm nearly translucent, so...bonus points?

    • @blutengel7712
      @blutengel7712 Рік тому +5

      ​@@winterinbloomI laughed too hard at this 😂

    • @LaurenSarasua
      @LaurenSarasua 11 місяців тому +1

      Same!!😂😂

    • @gracecharise4488
      @gracecharise4488 10 місяців тому +6

      Happens to me. Twice I've been turned away because they couldn't find my veins. I have to drink lots of water before. Ofc I can't donate blood either..

  • @crete3xC
    @crete3xC Рік тому +24

    "The Drool" made my day! 😂🤣 😂🤣

  • @professionalsickperson
    @professionalsickperson Рік тому +1789

    As a professional sick person I have to get blood draw every other month... I have very tiny dehydrated veins, except one in my left arm.
    I've named her Ivy...

    • @runbulletproof1019
      @runbulletproof1019 Рік тому +97

      Ngl thats kinda cute

    • @01SaltyWitch
      @01SaltyWitch Рік тому +168

      Protect IVY at all costs. You don’t wanna lose her

    • @professionalsickperson
      @professionalsickperson Рік тому

      @@BBee13 awe thank you (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

    • @professionalsickperson
      @professionalsickperson Рік тому +89

      @@01SaltyWitch lol trust she has a shrine that I sacrifice iron pills to on the daily basis to keep her going 😂

    • @professionalsickperson
      @professionalsickperson Рік тому +9

      @Bigheartoneggshells it really isn't cute... But I get it, they used the side of my wrist with the most recent surgery I had because ivy wasn't cutting it, the next day my entire arm/hand is still bruised from them poking around before locking in on a good vein.
      I wish they would make it standard practice to use those arm lights that shows your veins but they don't use them where I'm from.
      Fortunately when I go for my biologic they go in my left arm and can get my one vein... It's always bruised like I shot up afterwards though x.x
      Sending you lots of spoons and gentle hugs

  • @Margaux.
    @Margaux. 11 місяців тому +8

    Facts! I thinks it’s also why I like guitar players, their arm veins are usually amazing!

  • @tiffanyh629
    @tiffanyh629 Рік тому +440

    Once saw a tweet that made fun of healthcare workers for being vein hungry vampires and it was quite humbling lmao

  • @TheRealEmShady
    @TheRealEmShady Рік тому +17

    Oh my good God, this man is absolutely everything lol national treasure, we must keep him safe and all social media accounts he has open, up, and running at all costs 😂 I love him so freaking much

  • @Wakeupgrandowl
    @Wakeupgrandowl Рік тому +284

    Then there’s me, the dehydrated and practically veinless.

    • @blutengel7712
      @blutengel7712 Рік тому +5

      I don't know why, but I laughed too hard at the way you phrased that 😂 thank you for that. But I'm sorry your veins are shy, must make blood draws very difficult

    • @i_shih-tuznot8142
      @i_shih-tuznot8142 11 місяців тому +3

      Me too I get the baby butterfly thing in my hand

    • @risingphoenix8072
      @risingphoenix8072 10 місяців тому +1

      Same Here. Baby butterfly for bloodwork. Needed anesthesia recently for a procedure and was a 4 hole pincushion before they found a place for the needle.

    • @linziross2403
      @linziross2403 10 місяців тому

      Me too xxx

  • @joypeach3
    @joypeach3 2 місяці тому +3

    I loved starting IV’s! Loved beautiful veins! I’ve been a retired RN since May 2019. I miss it so much!❤

  • @cindyjean3208
    @cindyjean3208 Рік тому +300

    Oh yes!!!
    A man with beautiful veins…
    And a strong man in hospital gown…
    I’ve been a nurse too long…

  • @victoriagormley2343
    @victoriagormley2343 10 місяців тому +7

    My mum's arms........God rest you in peace mum 😢❤❤❤

  • @jessicagutierrez1808
    @jessicagutierrez1808 Рік тому +796

    The drool & SNAP 😂😂😂😂

    • @ferchio4801
      @ferchio4801 Рік тому +6

      Omg I didn't catch the wet scrubs until this comment 😂😂

    • @eps3154
      @eps3154 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, I was like is that drool sweat or both? 😂

    • @judi-spiers
      @judi-spiers Рік тому +3

      Was wondering what the wet was. Thank you 😂

  • @LiliBurd
    @LiliBurd Рік тому +8

    This is officially my favorite clip of the damn year. 😍

  • @sidesideful
    @sidesideful Рік тому +435

    Which room is that patient in?? Don't start drawing blood without me! Lemme see 👀 wHiCh RoOm Do I rEpOrT tO??

    • @themissme77
      @themissme77 Рік тому +24

      Wait for me…I wanna go with you!!

    • @stepht7508
      @stepht7508 Рік тому +3

      ​@@themissme77Me too,please...Oh please🤤

    • @blutengel7712
      @blutengel7712 Рік тому +1

      Never drawn blood before, don't know how to since I'm not a nurse or phlebotomist, but I'd still like to be in the room to witness veins like those little snakes lol 😂

  • @melissaekstrom1689
    @melissaekstrom1689 Рік тому +6

    I’ve had nurses be excited when they see my veins too 🤣🤣😭

  • @natashacoda4354
    @natashacoda4354 Рік тому +134

    This is true! It’s sad but one of the first things I notice on people are their veins and I’m always impressed with those that have good ones!

    • @HaitianBlackGinger11
      @HaitianBlackGinger11 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂 Me too!

    • @keljells
      @keljells Рік тому +6

      When I was in school and then working in trauma I swear the first thing I’d notice about anyone, anywhere was their veins…. the bus, the T, the bar, literally anywhere, I’d hone in on those suckers.
      😂😂😂😂

    • @natashacoda4354
      @natashacoda4354 Рік тому +6

      @@keljells Omg! Even on dates. I’m like “You have nice veins!” It’s so sad 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @Gweem13
    @Gweem13 Рік тому +7

    My mom used to be a nurse and I remember her talking about veins and how people have "good/easy" veins and some have "bad/difficult veins. She didnt determine it by how they pop though,, more so on how well she could see them in general. She used to get hyped whenever she saw that someone had good veins too LMAO, its less anxiety inducing when you can see what you're aiming for. Apparently mine are good, and I consider myself lucky bc it made getting blood tests done so much easier when i needed them.

  • @Cheeky.Cheeks
    @Cheeky.Cheeks Рік тому +203

    As a phlebotomist. I approve this short!

  • @heidil.4651
    @heidil.4651 Рік тому +7

    I can NOT stooooooppppppp cracking up!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣my stomach hurts! You are the funniest person on UA-cam and YES! Those veins are AMAZING daddy! I mean danny!! 😮😂

  • @B.UnApologetic
    @B.UnApologetic Рік тому +113

    All phlebotomist ran to the chat 💬

  • @jeanetterawlings6132
    @jeanetterawlings6132 9 місяців тому +2

    Okay, here I go again..” I don’t know how many times I watched this video OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I DIDNT HEAR HIM SAYING OH DADDY, I MEAN DANNY”!!! LoL!!!

  • @EnglishVirgo
    @EnglishVirgo Рік тому +873

    I'm not that packed with big veins, but I do have nice juicy veins that are super easy to draw from. I'm usually in the room, bloods out and leaving the room whilst the person in the next seat is settling into their seat. Phlebotomy nurses tend to like me lol although I do warn them that it sometimes squirts at them, which usually elicits a "don't make a fist". It's about the only medically good thing about me haha

    • @mr.snippy
      @mr.snippy Рік тому +101

      "Sometimes squirts at them" 😂😂well damn! 🥵

    • @amanda.a.m
      @amanda.a.m Рік тому +26

      I was with it until I read that S word and I gagged, audibly.
      Know about the “don’t make a fist thing” because one nurse was putting an IV in and originally asked me to make a fist. So I flex and she’s like “well I just blew out that vein! Let me see your other arm…don’t make a fist”
      ☠️ pretty funny

    • @Cafeallday222
      @Cafeallday222 Рік тому +5

      Me too. I’m super easy to get blood from. I do IV treatments sometimes and i also take the fluids really fast - like 3x what it can take others 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @fuckoffnoname9272
      @fuckoffnoname9272 Рік тому +3

      blood spurting from veins? that's new. there's not enough pressure in veins for the blood to spurt and there's a constant steady but slow flow of blood, so not even major veins do that when you draw blood.

    • @fuckoffnoname9272
      @fuckoffnoname9272 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Cafeallday222 who told you that lmao. you can take fluids 3x faster than the average joe? do you have soda cans for veins? medications and other i.v. fluids like jonosteril actually need to flow at a certain speed, you can't just let them flow into patients as fast as you can.

  • @glam1007
    @glam1007 5 днів тому +1

    Yup. That’s me! Bulging veins every time- and I don’t mind shots or needles. I’m proud of my veins 😊

  • @TeleeFONE
    @TeleeFONE Рік тому +481

    I don't have veins, I'm nurses worst nightmare. They spend a long time looking for my veins coz they said I don't have any lol

    • @mfaelementrites2715
      @mfaelementrites2715 Рік тому +15

      SAME!! I love to do blood donation & sometime I need to do blood test, but both my blood & veins are notorious bad in flow & visiability. I always apologise to the nurses that to suffer cause of me

    • @NikkiDoesStufff
      @NikkiDoesStufff Рік тому +10

      Same! Plus I have rolling veins or whatever it’s called. And I hate needles. I’ve never had a blood draw that required less than two sticks. Even when I warn them I’m a tough stick, they never believe me until they have to fetch the next in charge to do it. Last blood draw at the doctors the phlebotomist couldn’t get any and gave me an order to go to a lab. And last hospital stay they had someone come with an ultrasound to give me my IV. I’d give anything to be as easy a stick as the vascular arm in this video. 😢

    • @TeleeFONE
      @TeleeFONE Рік тому +8

      @@NikkiDoesStufff they spend minimum 5 minutes to look for my veins, or at times the nurse give up and ask another more experienced nurse to draw blood from me.

    • @NikkiDoesStufff
      @NikkiDoesStufff Рік тому +5

      @@TeleeFONE I’m not glad that you suffer this way, but I will say it’s nice not to be the only one who knows the full extent of this suckage 👍

    • @TeleeFONE
      @TeleeFONE Рік тому +3

      @@NikkiDoesStufff yeah it sucks, coz I have phobia of blood too.

  • @starfane7901
    @starfane7901 7 днів тому

    I'm not a nurse, but that is one of my favorite parts of my hubby. Those veins on his arms. I feel this!!

  • @Charmayne7
    @Charmayne7 Рік тому +128

    Many years ago, I was a phlebotomist. Those juicy veins are an illusion. Those things roll around under the skin. You often wind up chasing them under the skin with the needle.

    • @nexway9173
      @nexway9173 Рік тому +12

      I thought the same thing! I’m not medically inclined at all but I remember a doctor talking about that and it sounded so annoying, like it’s RIGHT there but it always moves just to annoy you

    • @hopeful_krystal
      @hopeful_krystal Рік тому +1

      fishing..😵‍💫

    • @blutengel7712
      @blutengel7712 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@hopeful_krystalFishing for veins.... what a mental picture lol

    • @misss827
      @misss827 Рік тому

      I was looking for the comment.

    • @KaiyaCorrbin
      @KaiyaCorrbin Рік тому +5

      They're only an illusion if you don't anchor them well enough. Press firmly and it is usually enough to keep them where they are. :3

  • @joannabusinessaccount7293
    @joannabusinessaccount7293 9 місяців тому +1

    You consistently make laugh out loud!!!!!!! Oh Nurse John!

  • @MellumJ618
    @MellumJ618 Рік тому +9

    I *LOVE* the drool down your scrubs. Your attention to detail is * *chef's kiss* *

  • @eviankpop1872
    @eviankpop1872 Рік тому +1

    Honestly did not expect the stitch coming, but it was sooooo gooood!!!!

  • @soidisant00
    @soidisant00 Рік тому +132

    The female nurses ALWAYS loved my veins when I was bodybuilding. I knew they were getting turned on-and I’m a chick!!

    • @TheMistressMisery
      @TheMistressMisery Рік тому +17

      Some of us women...like women >.>
      just saying.

    • @soidisant00
      @soidisant00 Рік тому +24

      @@TheMistressMisery I know! I was with a woman during those days. I just never thought about what was attractive to them about me, until one of them made it quite obvious! Stupid men made me feel self conscious about my muscles and poppin veins…made them insecure lol

  • @tminatorrrr
    @tminatorrrr Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂 your little clips make my day ❤

  • @MsFrisco87
    @MsFrisco87 Рік тому +66

    My husband doesn't even need to try. His arms just look like that 😂😂☺️

  • @aprilsmith3683
    @aprilsmith3683 Рік тому +4

    When the word "Daddy" slips out...
    Especially with the gentler..."girlified" tone of voice...
    Aced slay moment...
    And as for the slibber slobber...
    🇿🇦❤️🇨🇦

  • @egghead_felix
    @egghead_felix Рік тому +4

    Then there's me, with tiny arms and tiny veins that make the nurses frustrated lol

  • @annabananas4960
    @annabananas4960 Рік тому +1

    I stare at people's veins all the time! This is so true!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @Glorioustouchtt
    @Glorioustouchtt Рік тому +158

    A Phlebotomist dream 😂

  • @liendrareynolds3832
    @liendrareynolds3832 Рік тому +2

    I just screamed and scared my cat. She is not amused. Didnt know this is one of my kinks.😮😅💜

  • @rosephinebakerson2701
    @rosephinebakerson2701 Рік тому +66

    I GASPED (and maybe drooled a little too 🤤)

  • @AuSet_ENeRgy86
    @AuSet_ENeRgy86 Рік тому +1

    As a Phlebotomist myself, this is DEFINITELY wonderful...Ugh i love it

  • @Modernbibleperspective
    @Modernbibleperspective Рік тому +21

    Omg that’s my weakness too. Almost followed a man in the store just looking at his arm veins

  • @Ariadwyn
    @Ariadwyn Рік тому +1

    The reaction😂 I'm crying from tears.
    Thank you for the laugh ❤

  • @analiz0925
    @analiz0925 Рік тому +7

    I can still hear him say, “my veins are small, they roll and they hide. Can you use a small butterfly?”
    🦋

  • @pagingnurserose2215
    @pagingnurserose2215 9 місяців тому +1

    It's true, I can't help but to stare at people's veins 😂❤

  • @mikahbaby2
    @mikahbaby2 Рік тому +40

    I’m the nurses worst nightmare. I’m a “hard poke”. I’m so sorry to all of them and the extra people needed to find a vein on me. 😭😂

    • @LunaFlame
      @LunaFlame 16 днів тому

      Ask for the male nurse with the big ass arms and tattoos. He gets them every time.

  • @leahmcnaughton5143
    @leahmcnaughton5143 2 місяці тому

    I haven't even started my med lab assist course and i still appreciate this.

  • @jaytotheell
    @jaytotheell Рік тому +98

    i've been told by nurses at my blood tests that they love my veins cause they are easy to get to! they do not look like this.

  • @chacharealsmooth8004
    @chacharealsmooth8004 Рік тому

    I had blood drawn the other day and the nurse was so delighted that I had so many good veins.

  • @luminescentrose5290
    @luminescentrose5290 Рік тому +7

    My dad has wicked veins and says nurses are always super happy to have him since it’s way less of a hassle to draw blood, he also has a habit of showing off his one vein he can move

  • @melaniem7862
    @melaniem7862 Рік тому

    one time i had the er literally save my life and then once i was like good and coherent i thanked everyone who came in to treat me. i told one of the nurses she had really gentle hands (they had been taking blood every hour) and that normally after a while it hurts but she was so kind and so gentle i didn’t feel a thing and she told me and my dad that we were ‘the nicest diabetic patients’ she’d ever had. after SHE HELPED SAVE ME. i was flabbergasted who are these people being cruel to those who are helping keep them alive and healthy

  • @Isa-pj7ud
    @Isa-pj7ud Рік тому +17

    I love a visible plump vein . That's like Christmas to us health care workers.

  • @TiDaKaSi
    @TiDaKaSi Рік тому +1

    Had a nurse tell me one time that my veins were a junkie's dream 🤷

  • @ellenh278
    @ellenh278 Рік тому +9

    So accurate! Freaked out more than one person admiring their veins

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 Рік тому

    These and the dancing vids are my fav!! The one with the firefighter throwing the hose to you and the cop pulling you over….omg I’ve watched them a million times and STILL laugh so damn hard!! Especially the firefighter one!! The dance one where you’re like it’s 3am and your patient is Latino and then you break IT down is another one I can’t stop watching!!! You have a gift my friend!! And it’s rare!! I hope you know how great you are!

  • @ElviAlivE
    @ElviAlivE Рік тому +19

    when I'm at the hospital, the nurses always gush about how easy it is to spot my veins. One especially was obsessed with a vein on the back of my wrists.

  • @jamieswills-taylor3629
    @jamieswills-taylor3629 10 місяців тому +1

    Used to see a nurse in the ER alot as a child that remembered me by my good viens everytime 😂 she never recognised my face but she'd take one look at my viens and be like 'oh you again!'

  • @Prairiesandthewander
    @Prairiesandthewander Рік тому +51

    Not sure why veins are so appealing, specifically on a male’s arms and hands, but I always check out my boyfriend’s, because it’s seriously delicious to me. I told him she was going to say something about his veins beforehand and it made him laugh when my mom, who is a nurse, and met him for the first time said, “ Oh, this one is a good one.” I go “Thanks, mom!” And she was like ,” Sweetie, I meant the veins on this one are good, but also I do think he is a good person and good for you.” she turned back to him said,” Seriously you are a nurses dream patient, those veins are superb.”
    😂😂😂

  • @Joyfulminimalist
    @Joyfulminimalist Рік тому +2

    Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. Needless to say, I love my husband 😂

  • @lindacarlos7960
    @lindacarlos7960 Рік тому +6

    I literally choked on my lunch watching this 😂😂😂😂

  • @cassandra__D.
    @cassandra__D. 9 місяців тому +1

    I had a surgery and when I'm going to the doctor for my appoinment, I have to do some blood tests and every time the nurses are telling me "you have pretty veins" and "oh my god look at those veins" and I'm like " thank you?..😂

  • @latinabeeotch417
    @latinabeeotch417 Рік тому +9

    Lol I’m the opposite. I used to have good veins but as I’ve gotten older that changed for some reason. I had a nurse say to me “please don’t be offended, but I hate your veins” we laughed about it together because she’d done my blood draws the last several times and was so patient trying to get the stick right. Rosie was the best! ❤

  • @nashjay3771
    @nashjay3771 Рік тому

    I lol'd so hard! Love you! ❤️

  • @nurse-em
    @nurse-em Рік тому +10

    As someone who loves big, juicy veins let me explain. When pts come in sick, dehydrated, in shock etc those veins are flat. You can't get blood, you can't find or thread an IV and we don't like to poke and poke for no reason. So I do appreciate a big, juicy vein.

  • @Gothic_Monkey
    @Gothic_Monkey 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh god this is too true. My arm veins are very noticeable and everytime i get blood taken there's always a "Oh wow look at those!"
    One time she wasn't expecting them to give as much as they did and had to rush to get the rest of the tubes.

  • @zaisyl3272
    @zaisyl3272 Рік тому +30

    Plllssss stop killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Retired nurse at 35 years old PERIOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leonamitchell2412
    @leonamitchell2412 Рік тому

    Your videos make my day. And remind me why I went to home care. 😂😂😂

  • @alabamanana9769
    @alabamanana9769 Рік тому +11

    It's the drool all over the shirt for me😂

  • @jenniethomason8840
    @jenniethomason8840 Рік тому +1

    From a vet tech......yeah, i still see human veins from across a room and say "dang!!! I could tap that with a 12g!" Thats juicy!

  • @af3893
    @af3893 Рік тому +17

    Is it weird that I find veins that pop attractive? 🤔 Guess I'm not the only one 😅

  • @Quantum36911
    @Quantum36911 Рік тому

    Of so many hilarious shorsts you made, this one migt be the funniest! That and when you tried to set yourself on fire for the hot fireman! SO GOOD!!

  • @lucinders
    @lucinders Рік тому +18

    I am known as being a hard stick. I have very small veins that roll. When I was in the hospital, they had to bring in an ultrasound machine to find a vein. They also had to give me a midline during a hospital stay

    • @veliana7958
      @veliana7958 Рік тому +3

      Sneaky veins gang ! I also tend to lose consciousness when having blood taken, I'm a nurse nightmare 🫣

    • @asiaarctic52
      @asiaarctic52 Рік тому +1

      Everytime man! When I'm in the hospital most have to use a butterfly needle on me. I have super tiny rolling veins and no veins that show. My arms are smoother then a baby's bottom but that is nothing a sickly person can brag about. I hate getting poked so many times. Many nurses can't find anything and they always call back up but not until they have tried at least 3 times in each arm. Sigh*

  • @elaine4812
    @elaine4812 Рік тому

    That's the good laugh I needed today!😂😂😂

  • @supernatural5757
    @supernatural5757 Рік тому +11

    Sooo true!! veins popping like that are every nurse wet dreams 🤣🤣 one of them tho guilty as charged 🤣🤣

  • @jaychelee
    @jaychelee Рік тому

    I can confirm nurses are obsessed with my veins, it’s definitely a kink of theirs

  • @cadancescott2192
    @cadancescott2192 Рік тому +5

    I get my blood drawn every three months and almost every time I go in there, whoever is drawing my blood compliments my veins. 😂😂

  • @celestef9727
    @celestef9727 Рік тому

    The drool down the scrubs though...😂

  • @johnlloydpetalino203
    @johnlloydpetalino203 Рік тому +6

    "Let's do this" 😂😂😂😂

  • @AlisonRuthless
    @AlisonRuthless Рік тому +1

    When I was in nursing school, I was the human pin cushion for the other students to practice on because of my epic veins. And they're still going strong. You can hit those suckers from across the room. I wish more patients were such an easy stick.

  • @Favourbrien
    @Favourbrien Рік тому +21

    Every nurse's dream 😂😂😂

  • @Domesticgoddess12
    @Domesticgoddess12 Рік тому +1

    WAHBAM!!!! "Ah, Daddy!"

  • @MacMurr
    @MacMurr Рік тому +12

    This video is the only thing making me weak 🤣😂

  • @lenaa1307
    @lenaa1307 Рік тому +2

    a friend of mine is training to become a nurse and a few weeks ago, when we finally saw each other again for the first time in almost half a year, one of the first things she said to be was "omg, look at your veins, they are AMAZING" - I'm still not over it😭😂