Alice Gets Hornty

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  • @ill0gicalpine
    @ill0gicalpine 10 років тому +1252

    "Nobody is straight in Gensokyo"
    Yeah, that's pretty much the case

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 9 років тому +95

      +Illogical Pine Except the Watatsuki Sisters, Chang'e, Junko, and Seiga.
      And Reisen in Diamond in the Rough. I bet only in deep fandom they aren't straight.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 7 років тому +36

      Illogical Pine Rest in pepperonis, Rinnosuke.

    • @midnightcthulhu5551
      @midnightcthulhu5551 7 років тому +45

      they're bi my dude

    • @avarixe1932
      @avarixe1932 6 років тому +23

      Ughh you forgot suwako

    • @therealcactoos9457
      @therealcactoos9457 5 років тому +10

      AntiHoodBravi They’re not straight in... different ways.

  • @charles8740
    @charles8740 8 років тому +685

    Poor Medicine, she was so innocent...

  • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
    @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 3 роки тому +255

    I’m going to ignore the fact that due to her poor physical health, Patchouli probably died from getting the meat stick.
    Instead, I’m going to focus on how Remilia and Sakuya were romantically stargazing on the roof.

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 5 років тому +258

    Alice: **pulls out meat scepter**
    Me: As the saying goes, _"You can't be bound by common sense in Gensokyo"_ .

  • @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub
    @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub 8 років тому +286

    Yukari was a girl that loves to say I like train

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +3

      I'm glad she killed Alice

  • @HealingVoice39
    @HealingVoice39 7 років тому +561

    R.I.P Rinnosuke Morichika
    2012-2013
    "All I wanted was a world without lesbians"

    • @AlexCarrillo78
      @AlexCarrillo78 5 років тому +61

      Rinnosuke, later on his computer: Oh, I was wrong. SO wrong.

    • @zenmode3125
      @zenmode3125 4 роки тому +6

      @@AlexCarrillo78 a ma of culture

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 3 роки тому +3

      the dude got blue balled

  • @kolonmelon8173
    @kolonmelon8173 9 років тому +481

    fandom.mp4

  • @DatJaneDoeArchive
    @DatJaneDoeArchive 7 років тому +101

    3:10 At first I expected Hecatia or Clownpiece to suddenly appear and say "Yes" but then realized the date of this video.

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  10 років тому +344

    Why the fuck did I even make this

  • @John777tino
    @John777tino 8 років тому +441

    wow..she putting her painis in people's ainis

    • @viviisthebest
      @viviisthebest 7 років тому +19

      manly pingas cuz nuo

    • @Izayoink_Saccuy
      @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 роки тому +4

      And tsun zu said that and I need to say he know a little bit more in painis than you pal. why? Because he invented it

    • @DeadEndSwag
      @DeadEndSwag 3 роки тому +1

      That rhymed

  • @Lilync45
    @Lilync45 9 років тому +249

    motherfuking sweepin

  • @memetastic2643
    @memetastic2643 7 років тому +169

    And later that day, Alice got STDs.

    • @nbd9321
      @nbd9321 6 років тому +10

      LMAO

    • @sath6089
      @sath6089 5 років тому +36

      sexual train disease.....

  • @VALRAVN_
    @VALRAVN_ 9 років тому +184

    Save me from meme hell.

    • @yonzorikuo8051
      @yonzorikuo8051 8 років тому

      +Onii-chan's Cumdump i need the profile pic

    • @VALRAVN_
      @VALRAVN_ 8 років тому +1

      Yonzo Rikuo Just search Sakuya Izayoi ahegao, I cut it from the first image that comes up.

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 7 років тому +1

      You're in too far to leave now.

    • @luke1989
      @luke1989 6 років тому +1

      Wat

  • @AkemiSakuya495
    @AkemiSakuya495 5 років тому +109

    "This is Gensokyou. Nobody is straight in Gensoukyo."
    Yup. ( ◜‿◝ )

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 7 років тому +71

    Bloody hell, I died at the 'nobody's straight in Gensokyo' bit.

  • @JDaMac206
    @JDaMac206 11 років тому +145

    To be honest it was surprisingly enjoyable.

  • @TheValentineEnemy
    @TheValentineEnemy 6 років тому +63

    Poor Shanghai she had to witness all of that...

  • @spectrasoulfaire215
    @spectrasoulfaire215 5 років тому +75

    Proof that Yukari is, in fact, the good guy.

  • @graveyardsmash2711
    @graveyardsmash2711 8 років тому +73

    this is the SexuAlice comics put into a goddamn video

    • @sunnelliot
      @sunnelliot 3 роки тому +5

      i dont wanna know what those are but at the same time im curious

  • @aguy9157
    @aguy9157 2 роки тому +8

    2013 touhou UA-cam is something else entirely

  • @NitroDubzzz
    @NitroDubzzz 8 років тому +66

    this shit is for people that've gone off the deep end, isn't it?

  • @songoku9566
    @songoku9566 4 роки тому +39

    Alice's hornty face is so good I'm dying over here

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +50

    I seriously hope this doesn't count as adult content

  • @Bravidunno
    @Bravidunno 9 років тому +19

    For Rinnosuke's defense: the pervert is not him, it's his fans.

  • @sakuyaizayoi2218
    @sakuyaizayoi2218 9 років тому +50

    My sex organs aren't satisfied lol

  • @JohannRahn
    @JohannRahn 11 років тому +38

    This is what hell feels like

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho 3 роки тому +17

    Yukari’s trens always saves the day.

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +22

    Young love is adorable

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +23

    I'm the one who started the English troll translations.
    So yeah, you could say I've heard of it.

  • @murdrone
    @murdrone 2 роки тому +9

    Yukari has saved the day

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 7 років тому +57

    Such a deep, meaningful video.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 7 років тому +2

      I mean, all the theories you could make on how Patchy lost her lower half.

  • @oceanman2398
    @oceanman2398 3 роки тому +5

    i woke up and read some alice doujins and saw this in my reccomends

  • @myrox8792
    @myrox8792 4 роки тому +4

    ‘Nobody is straight in Gensokyo’
    R34 artist: im gonna pretend i didn’t see that

  • @AzariusR
    @AzariusR 11 років тому +63

    I can't stop laughing STRAIGHT!!!! It's unbearable with those vulgar words.

  • @emiliavalentino7226
    @emiliavalentino7226 5 місяців тому +2

    Why the fuck was i cursed to find this 10 years later

  • @riyuilee295
    @riyuilee295 8 років тому +6

    It's 3:30AM. My head feels like it's going to explode, my eyes are burning. One thought comes to my weary mind : "I should binge-watch Ciryes videos...."

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +17

    Not when Alice finds you

  • @onyxvega7369
    @onyxvega7369 9 років тому +49

    Don't be sad Rinnosuke! You'll have Myouren, Unzan and Youki!

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 9 років тому +4

      +Marth Lowell What ? he's no gay ! Youki and Myouren are dead ! And Unzan is a cloud and Genji a turtle. Not humanoid youkais.

    • @onyxvega7369
      @onyxvega7369 9 років тому

      *Myouren, Youki and Rinnosuke OT3* ʘ‿ʘ

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 9 років тому

      Marth Lowell
      Wut ?

    • @onyxvega7369
      @onyxvega7369 9 років тому +5

      Alice said: Nobody's straight in Gensokyo
      So basically it's not so wrong! (JK I ship Rino and Marisa)

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 9 років тому

      Marth Lowell
      Alice is wrong !

  • @FishyKatos69
    @FishyKatos69 6 місяців тому +1

    Guess what kind of medicine the creator drink to make this masterpiece

  • @Limacinablues
    @Limacinablues 3 роки тому +3

    The beginning kinda funny for several reasons

  • @kiru5868
    @kiru5868 3 роки тому +6

    Alternate Title: Alice being an Lesbian for 3 minute

  • @clar1nettist204
    @clar1nettist204 3 роки тому +7

    0:19 that alice sprite file better be named "marisaaaa.png"

  • @joannamysluk8623
    @joannamysluk8623 4 роки тому +3

    Alice, perhaps consider becoming a JAV actress. Also, Yukari must have *_trained_* her performance a lot for that last scene.

  • @somestupidloser6054
    @somestupidloser6054 3 роки тому +3

    A wise man once said “damn it! What do all the hot girls have to be lesbian”

  • @YeezeQ.
    @YeezeQ. 3 роки тому +5

    This is from years back but feels like it's been made recently never change internet never change

  • @MetalX34
    @MetalX34 3 роки тому +3

    alt title:“sex doll maker rapepage”
    blame fanon for inspiring this.

  • @emiliavalentino7226
    @emiliavalentino7226 5 місяців тому +1

    The ending was the best part

  • @Serpenziss
    @Serpenziss 5 років тому +3

    Gotta love Yukari for not letting Alice fuck eveyone.
    Praise Yukarrin

  • @hythunza1811
    @hythunza1811 5 років тому +3

    The way that music was timed at the end was glorious.

  • @aprettyfunnyperson4516
    @aprettyfunnyperson4516 3 роки тому +1

    Spell card rules have no effect on the heat of passion

  • @LUMDERE
    @LUMDERE 8 років тому +2

    I identify as an Alice

  • @goosestuff449
    @goosestuff449 3 роки тому +1

    Im just glad that she didn't target the "sus" part

  • @Shekinah_Marie
    @Shekinah_Marie 4 місяці тому +1

    YUKARI TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN🔥🔥

  • @david2618
    @david2618 7 років тому +2

    Nobody is straight in Gensokyo

  • @Naudiz
    @Naudiz 11 років тому +19

    Marisaaaaaaa~ ‾ ▽;‾

  • @SilkRoadMedic
    @SilkRoadMedic 4 роки тому +2

    Great fandom 9/9

  • @adexefuentesfrias9772
    @adexefuentesfrias9772 10 років тому +5

    0:41 You're the best Ciryes

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +2

    Her 10-minute-extended pain

  • @fk2666
    @fk2666 2 роки тому +1

    I can't believe I clicked on it. I can't believe I watched til the end

  • @medmelancholy
    @medmelancholy 11 років тому +5

    By the heavens, this is too funny.

    • @petergriffin1331
      @petergriffin1331 4 роки тому

      Did ya liked what alice teached you?
      XD

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +2

      *Is this what chewing 5 gum feels like?*

  • @OneWeekGirl
    @OneWeekGirl 5 років тому +3

    I feel incredibly violated.

  • @maribelmenese4845
    @maribelmenese4845 3 роки тому +2

    I didn't realize this video was 8 years ago

  • @vinhle7246
    @vinhle7246 8 років тому +5

    @3:05 alice offically did it with herself xD

  • @Naudiz
    @Naudiz 11 років тому +5

    "THCRAP" is a very unfortunate acronym.

  • @Naudiz
    @Naudiz 11 років тому +1

    The only thing I'd be concerned about is that giant purple... toy.

  • @MelCMlol
    @MelCMlol 3 роки тому +1

    I was laughing soo hard when the Shanghai doll said *u need 2 stop*

  • @TarmoFlake
    @TarmoFlake 11 років тому +3

    Because together, the wind of the night can collect screams easier...

  • @elvergalarga-jo9vs
    @elvergalarga-jo9vs 7 років тому +1

    Basically , the (almost) whole fandom

  • @ruins.2843
    @ruins.2843 7 років тому +3

    3:36
    that's the first time i saw a stick come out of the hole...

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +4

    About a month ago. I translated DDC in my style.
    I didn't do anything else, though, but as I've said before, feel free to put it together yourselves.

  • @mateuszkus6302
    @mateuszkus6302 4 роки тому +1

    Alice's doll looking at all this like:
    👁👄👁

  • @BondhanClanner
    @BondhanClanner 3 роки тому +1

    When I think about Yukari theme, Gap, and Train
    "In Soviet Gensokyo Train Gap Yukari"

  • @YuukiMargarite
    @YuukiMargarite Рік тому +3

    What. Did. I. Just. Watch.

  • @Naudiz
    @Naudiz 11 років тому +2

    Don't bother questioning your own sanity.
    Check out what Tarmo Flake has done... 0_0

  • @unconscious7219
    @unconscious7219 7 років тому +5

    u need 2 stop -Shanghai

    • @petergriffin1331
      @petergriffin1331 4 роки тому +2

      Alice:not today!*takes a crowbar*
      Shangay:fuck alice

  • @misterd3v1
    @misterd3v1 2 роки тому +2

    Fandom alice:

  • @19629924
    @19629924 9 років тому +5

    Alice thought that Rinnosuke is gay.

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +1

      Rinnosuke was crying. He probably never had a girlfriend before. :(

  • @sinkorxymzz
    @sinkorxymzz 6 років тому +7

    I want Alice to hunt me lol

  • @OmegaTaishu
    @OmegaTaishu 9 років тому +8

    3:02 oh crap.....!!!

  • @satrioutomov2notyourdamnth167
    @satrioutomov2notyourdamnth167 3 роки тому +2

    Doremy Sweet : Oh god, why I should see this

  • @andromeda9883
    @andromeda9883 7 років тому +3

    if shikieki appears aliz would be ded

  • @dljb7463
    @dljb7463 4 роки тому +2

    How is this not been taken down UA-cam with that ecplice purple

  • @taosterproductions7210
    @taosterproductions7210 4 роки тому +1

    R.I.P.
    Patchouli’s vorgeniteh.

  • @Redxyellow1
    @Redxyellow1 11 років тому +3

    Rinnosuke is FOREVER ALOOOOONE

  • @1Poissonpasbon
    @1Poissonpasbon 7 років тому +2

    3:37 THANK YUKARI !

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому

      I'm glad she killed Alice

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 роки тому +3

    Shanghai better stop Alice

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +1

      Which is always necessary

  • @rubyfish
    @rubyfish 7 років тому +1

    Dont mess with yukari

  • @keadraws
    @keadraws Рік тому +3

    First of all what the fuck second : woah ⑨ years ago!

  • @cjdlegendary1795
    @cjdlegendary1795 4 роки тому +1

    Her gap was taken lmao.

  • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
    @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 5 років тому +1

    poor rinnouske

  • @jakebolls3420
    @jakebolls3420 3 роки тому +1

    Saw a mod on the steam workshop that replaces the baseball bat or was it the criket bat in l4d2 with the purple “stick” in this vid

  • @flanfre_skarlett
    @flanfre_skarlett 2 роки тому

    Sakuya-san... bring me the Kord machine gun.

  • @duncandonuts1
    @duncandonuts1 3 роки тому +1

    please not her panini in so many girls’ aninis-

  • @KoishiTheWatcher
    @KoishiTheWatcher 4 роки тому

    I'm gonna be real here for a minute. This is 7 years old.

  • @RawFish2DChannel
    @RawFish2DChannel 4 роки тому +2

    How to unsee this?

  • @ScarletFlameFlandre
    @ScarletFlameFlandre 11 років тому +3

    u okay ciryes

  • @destrodevil6975
    @destrodevil6975 5 років тому +4

    Touhou is my favorite hentai game.

  • @mr_water2377
    @mr_water2377 6 днів тому

    I fell like I found a relic from the past

  • @caffeineaddictedklutz
    @caffeineaddictedklutz 4 роки тому +1

    _is this what hell feels like_

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  11 років тому +1

    It's the goddamn Penetrator from Saints' Row