Why does Jim keep calling it a kids game? At the end it's revealed the protagonist was imagining the fuits and veggies, and they were actually people. It turns out that this is actually a first-person version of Hatred!
You know, I think Jim Sterling scorecards would actually sell. That way we could follow along at home as Jim documents the fall of the games industry and the rise of charmingly pronounced toilet humor. Satire? Check. Chungus? Check. Breathing through skin? Check. Genetically modified fruit testicles? Not sure there would be a checkbox for that but we can just write that in.
This is probably fun because a lot of the scenery is actually reacting to your shots and grenade explosions. For what it is, it's a lot more alive than most games are.
So they try to make an anti-GMO game by depicting it as causing fruit to literally come to life and punch you in the face. That's like trying to get kids to not sit too close to the TV by telling them if they do, their reflection will reach out and pull them in.
I feel like not enough people are talking about the whole thing with Digital Homicide changing names again. Could it really be that this is just considered a normal occurrence now?
So the target audience is 5 year olds that have been sucked forward in a temporal rift from 1965, and have never seen a computer or a video game. Right.
Jim, I know it has been a while, but it'd be nice if you could do another Warner episode about the cancellation of the last part of the lego hobbit. Mayhaps in a larger episode about dlc practices, since they were going to release a third of the game as dlc, which they then cancelled, rendering the game incomplete.
Unbelievable. This is why I'm not investing into any Lego games (ok, I had Marvel heroes, which gliched and became unplayable right in a middle). My kid will have to suck it up and play with real legoes or something.
Jeez. Just broke up with my girlfriend and the first thing I thought of is "Let's see if Jim has something to cheer me up". This time I genuinely mean it when I say Thank God For Jim Fucking Sterling Son.
Not a shitty first person horror game with memes on early access? Unsubbed, disliked, then subbed again because thanks God for Jim Fucking Sterling Son.
OMG The Grinder wasn't going to be a rail shooter. But it switched to a top down project on Ps3 and 360, then died. I was so sad. I still watch the trailers sometimes. The Conduit, another game by High Voltage, was an absolute delight on the Wii
I think Digital homicide changed their name again to disassoacite themselves from their previous titles and to hide the fact they are digital homicide on new releases. Because when you think digital homicide you expect the game to be crap. under the new name people will be like "eec games? who are they, look how affordable the 99 cent game is."
Jim's startling lack of knowledge on the corn culture is the final straw! What we need in this country, nay, in this WORLD is a Corn History Month! (Even if I'm only a fourth corn on my mother's side...)
+Christian Neihart Haven't vampires been ruined enough already by the whole twilight stuff, do we really need to add shitty babys first horror games to the reason why they are shit now.
Christian Neihart How about we put a twist on it, a survival horror game where you ARE the vampire, trying to stay /alive/ and feed his blood addiction while being constantly hunted by a bunch of highly trained vampire hunters
If this is trying to "teach" kids to distrust GMO food, it's doing a far better job of telling them to avoid gun-toting farmers hopped up on peyote and throwing grenades at school buses.
The grinder was a left 4 dead style wii fps. Never picked up by a publisher and seems to be at a stand still. It's release date was pushed back and past with no word on the state of the game. The ps3 and 360 were to get a top down version of the game but that seems to be in the same state. For now HVS has been helping with pc ports of fighters and saints row along with mobile games.
+Shadowmanfan1 He has done that 2 days ago! Check out the latest Jimquisition video ("Konami Takes The PES, Armors The Horse, And Needs To Fuck Off") on this channel. He talks about horse armor in the mid-section of the video.
+Shadowmanfan1 Yes, correct. It's the Jimquisition where Jim successfully debunks the rumors claiming he'd use all the patreon money on pogs and disturbing pog rituals.
Hmm... I'm not 100% sure but I think you juice is also your ammo. So you need to be collecting more than you're shooting? Ether that or you're shooting more power down icons than I realized.
The funny thing is that recently I was wondering where digital homicide was because there hasn't been much mention of it in recent video's. It all makes sense now...
Your satire quip would have been even pithier if you had said "Don't tell me how to spend my money. What are you, a strangely disgruntled youtube poster that has seen my Patreon income?"
What? Digital Homicide made a 50 metre L-shaped corridor, peppered it with monotonous enemies and mirrored the map layout to count as each different level. His Art. Thanks Valve for curating Steam, thanks :S
If Digital Homicide truly believed they were helping asset creators they wouldn't be attempting to lie and hide their identity by making up other names. They would take pride in who they are and the games they make, not lie to the customers. How do you think they will attempt to bullshit their way out of this while trying to pretend they are the victim again?
You know, if the levels were just made to be a sensible length rather than these epic attritional battles of man vs mouse-button, this game would be a decent effort
That awkward moment where Jim tries to eradicate the Juice while defending the beaches of Normandy...
All we need is Sabaton Prima Victoria playing the background and this will be complete. XD
+Logan Snider THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL!
Artemiy Solopov
As we make our way to Heaven... Through the Nazi Lines... XD
First easy going video jim has made in awhile, can't say i dislike watching him genuinly enjoying himself, regardless of the game
Squirty play? More like Juicy play!
Why does Jim keep calling it a kids game? At the end it's revealed the protagonist was imagining the fuits and veggies, and they were actually people. It turns out that this is actually a first-person version of Hatred!
+Shadowcorphish Well Earthbound was for kids and look how THAT went.
in D-Day they also crossed the bridge though, the pegasus bridge.
When you want to make a game about shooting Minions without infringing on copyright
There's something unnervingly soothing about watching Jim play simple one-button games. You, Sir, are my ASMR.
10/10 GOTY Battlefront will never approach this level of realism.
THESE NIGHTMARISH CREATURES CAN BE FELLED, THEY CAN BE BEATEN!
I feel this should have coop using pear-to-pear networking.
+ieewoell Over the onion routing!
It's actually got game design. Considering how rare it is to see this in greenlight games, you would think it was a lost art...
"little pear bollocks" that's kind of cute, not gonna lie.
Who else thinks that when they named it "Fear the Pear" thought were thinking it would rhyme.
Oh thanks allot Jim.
Now I'm gonna have the bloody Maynards Wine Gums advert stuck in my head for years again!
That pear must be Jim Sterling's fursona.
(It's funnier 'cause it's a food item.)
You know, I think Jim Sterling scorecards would actually sell. That way we could follow along at home as Jim documents the fall of the games industry and the rise of charmingly pronounced toilet humor. Satire? Check. Chungus? Check. Breathing through skin? Check. Genetically modified fruit testicles? Not sure there would be a checkbox for that but we can just write that in.
For what it's worth, the music is surprisingly alright.
This is probably fun because a lot of the scenery is actually reacting to your shots and grenade explosions. For what it is, it's a lot more alive than most games are.
So, humans created sentient pears and then tried to kill them all for their juice. I think we might be the bad guys.
So they try to make an anti-GMO game by depicting it as causing fruit to literally come to life and punch you in the face. That's like trying to get kids to not sit too close to the TV by telling them if they do, their reflection will reach out and pull them in.
he is actually shooting people, and the juice is blood, spoilers, the GMO thing is a red herring
Oh my god... Jim Sterling referenced Darksydephil! XD
Just wait until DSP tweets about this and whines at you for being a socialpath!
"I struggle to think of any other word that isn't penis."--Jim Sterling, 2016
+Flun Dinger "I think I just likened myself to a Nazi in a good way."--Jim Sterling, 2016
+Flun Dinger "Fuck my balls off."--Jim Sterling 2016
I feel like not enough people are talking about the whole thing with Digital Homicide changing names again. Could it really be that this is just considered a normal occurrence now?
So the target audience is 5 year olds that have been sucked forward in a temporal rift from 1965, and have never seen a computer or a video game. Right.
"This is just like d-day!"- Jim fucking Sterlingson, while operating a machinegun, 2015
Someone's in the Juicer with Chungus, someone's in the Juicer I know, someone's in the Juicer with Chungus, spreading fruit juice among us.
Godwin's Law, thy name is Jim Sterling.
Jim, I know it has been a while, but it'd be nice if you could do another Warner episode about the cancellation of the last part of the lego hobbit. Mayhaps in a larger episode about dlc practices, since they were going to release a third of the game as dlc, which they then cancelled, rendering the game incomplete.
Unbelievable. This is why I'm not investing into any Lego games (ok, I had Marvel heroes, which gliched and became unplayable right in a middle). My kid will have to suck it up and play with real legoes or something.
WHOA! SCORECARDS!? wheres mine Jim, seriously i want one
Jeez. Just broke up with my girlfriend and the first thing I thought of is "Let's see if Jim has something to cheer me up".
This time I genuinely mean it when I say Thank God For Jim Fucking Sterling Son.
yacine isthemastah Ha I wish she did. Life, man. It sucks.
***** Like Jim would take a lowly peasant like me :')
+HerPerfect
He'll do anything you want if you got the Pogs, baby.
+JRPGrinder pogs and your virginity. That's all he requires.
+The Spookiest Pizza Ever Not quite. That's just the beginning of the relationship. Afterwards he'll want you to find Asset flips for him to munch on.
+Cao Cao only if you breath through your skin
This is the game Squirty Play was made for.
So THIS is where the low hanging fruit allegation came from.
Where can I get a Jim Sterling Scorecard?
+Christopher Neumann Ruud Seriously, the world needs it!
"IT'S A FAINT FUCKING ACCENT!"
- Trevor
psh 8888 fps. game cant even hit over 9000.
+Trey Mancil It was 8000 in the original Japanese so it's still okay.
+AndrewSN101 Except when the shadows disappear for no reason.
Juicy Slots
Not a shitty first person horror game with memes on early access? Unsubbed, disliked, then subbed again because thanks God for Jim Fucking Sterling Son.
Shooting fleeing enemies in the back? Blowing up civilian vehicles? Is this war crimes?
this game needs a brutal mod
OMG
The Grinder wasn't going to be a rail shooter. But it switched to a top down project on Ps3 and 360, then died. I was so sad. I still watch the trailers sometimes. The Conduit, another game by High Voltage, was an absolute delight on the Wii
Jim I've noticed BloodLust Shadowhunter has left early access, are you going to cover it again?
Haha this is literally the cutest thing to come out of steam ever!
My best friend has been letting his kid play CoD since he was like three or four.
i remember those ads...funny call back
I think Digital homicide changed their name again to disassoacite themselves from their previous titles and to hide the fact they are digital homicide on new releases. Because when you think digital homicide you expect the game to be crap.
under the new name people will be like "eec games? who are they, look how affordable the 99 cent game is."
LOL'd at the "DSP situation" comment. Such fame! :)
Jim's startling lack of knowledge on the corn culture is the final straw! What we need in this country, nay, in this WORLD is a Corn History Month!
(Even if I'm only a fourth corn on my mother's side...)
Death to Minions! Also, can we have a survival horror game featuring Vampires?
+Christian Neihart Haven't vampires been ruined enough already by the whole twilight stuff, do we really need to add shitty babys first horror games to the reason why they are shit now.
+Scharrez how about this then: Can we have a good horror game with a Vampire?
Christian Neihart How about we put a twist on it, a survival horror game where you ARE the vampire, trying to stay /alive/ and feed his blood addiction while being constantly hunted by a bunch of highly trained vampire hunters
+Christian Neihart
How about that super old HL2 mod vampire slayer?
Scharrez They did that with Vampire the Masquerade and Dark. I'm talking like an Amnesia style/ Alien: Isolation game with vampires thrown into it.
Do you think these are the pears that the Grandchildren in Albino Lullaby eat?
If this is trying to "teach" kids to distrust GMO food, it's doing a far better job of telling them to avoid gun-toting farmers hopped up on peyote and throwing grenades at school buses.
Where can I download and print off my Jim Sterling Score Card™?
as a corn im offended that you would play a game where you massacre my people er... corn
+Ethan M Riordan Shut up you sausage!
+jokerswild00 my corns didn't suffer you 1000s of years risking getting popped just to be called a.....s...sausage
I can't find my son
Me neither.
The grinder was a left 4 dead style wii fps. Never picked up by a publisher and seems to be at a stand still. It's release date was pushed back and past with no word on the state of the game. The ps3 and 360 were to get a top down version of the game but that seems to be in the same state. For now HVS has been helping with pc ports of fighters and saints row along with mobile games.
its good to see jim play games he likes
Jim, stop filming the acid trips you support with your Patreon money and uploading it to UA-cam.
+Aleks Vitolins Yeah, we want more Pogs.
+Aleks Vitolins Am I the only one who wants to see more of his acid trips supported with his Patreon money that are uploaded to youtube?
Too soon, I´m cursed with 360p
Got to get that delicious................. corn juice?
The hell!? Didn't Bubsy for the SNES use level puns too?
This reminds me of the "Spooky Donkey" game in the Cowboy Bebop Movie.
I swear it looked like a minion on the thumbnail...
Jim, For fucks sake man!
MGSV is getting a HORSE ARMOR DLC!!!
How have you not made a video of this yet?
+Shadowmanfan1 He has done that 2 days ago! Check out the latest Jimquisition video ("Konami Takes The PES, Armors The Horse, And Needs To Fuck Off") on this channel. He talks about horse armor in the mid-section of the video.
AnotherUselessNick Oh fuck me, I watched that too...
Pogs right?
+Shadowmanfan1 Last Jimquisition.
Watch it.
+Shadowmanfan1 Yes, correct. It's the Jimquisition where Jim successfully debunks the rumors claiming he'd use all the patreon money on pogs and disturbing pog rituals.
Jim Sterling
Just want to say Jim, the Quiet episode had me rolling man.
Great great stuff, never stop.
Hmm... I'm not 100% sure but I think you juice is also your ammo. So you need to be collecting more than you're shooting?
Ether that or you're shooting more power down icons than I realized.
Will this be the new bad ratz? But actually fun?
"Chungus in the Juicer" is the name of my new band.
The funny thing is that recently I was wondering where digital homicide was because there hasn't been much mention of it in recent video's. It all makes sense now...
I was wondering the same thing
If you were that worried about the fps counter and steam overlay why not just cover them up with a black box?
That MGS reference was fucking hilarious.
Man, I keep seeing videos of old shitty games with awesome music...
I lost it at "tiny pear bollocks"
I swear your intros are getting more creative
Your satire quip would have been even pithier if you had said "Don't tell me how to spend my money. What are you, a strangely disgruntled youtube poster that has seen my Patreon income?"
We need more squirty plays for games like this.
Jim, you're 'Corn to be wild'!
Is it possible to run this full screen and is their a graphics option menu?
I've... never had pear or corn juice before, though.
You ever play Frog Fractions? You should play Frog Fractions.
Give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from one hundred percent pears
no percent disappointment
would be awesome in an arcade!
What pumpkin?
Jim, couldn't you tell that the corn you were shooting were the bikers' kids...you shot the children of the corn!
What? Digital Homicide made a 50 metre L-shaped corridor, peppered it with monotonous enemies and mirrored the map layout to count as each different level. His Art. Thanks Valve for curating Steam, thanks :S
Jim, I think you meant Secrect of Nimh, and not Fern Gully.
@12:55 Jim Sterling: "....are actually Digital Homocide games?"Me: "OOooooooh! That's why they were so bad!"
How is "Jimions" not a thing?
How dare you Jim, I identify as Cornkin.
I actually commented on this game before It came out, developers surprisingly have a sense of humor; but we'll see how they handle negative comments.
I´m smiling, I can´t stop me from cracking at this video for some stupid reason, maybe some times fun requires a lot of juice... and melon grenades
This game should have the Juice Moose...the juice is loose bro, the juice is loose.
As I am from Ohio, I can confirm "sausage" may offend sweet corn.
Bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
I thought this was going to be a game about Barry Bonds. I'll show myself out.
I thought that was the word "BOOB" in the bottom left corner for the whole video.
If Digital Homicide truly believed they were helping asset creators they wouldn't be attempting to lie and hide their identity by making up other names. They would take pride in who they are and the games they make, not lie to the customers.
How do you think they will attempt to bullshit their way out of this while trying to pretend they are the victim again?
You know, if the levels were just made to be a sensible length rather than these epic attritional battles of man vs mouse-button, this game would be a decent effort
I like the music.
I, personally, find the anti-GM Food agenda to be highly offensive...
So I guess this game succeeds on that front!
Wait there's Jim sterling bingo
juicers tend to have a small pair
jim mister hameron just wanted to know his food better.