Merkules - ''Panda'' Remix

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @jordanprince5818
    @jordanprince5818 7 років тому +3087

    He ain't fat, he full of lyrics 😂

  • @kunu98
    @kunu98 5 років тому +850

    The dude watching the cameras in the grocery store must be like wtf

    • @fcettra1494
      @fcettra1494 5 років тому +6

      kunu98 lmfaoooo.😂😂

    • @SJ-Equipment
      @SJ-Equipment 5 років тому +21

      Its Canada they don't have cameras, or registers...its all on the honor system

    • @Winterborne204
      @Winterborne204 5 років тому +3

      @@SJ-Equipment clown

    • @eamo94pb
      @eamo94pb 5 років тому +2

      @@SJ-Equipment ummm where in Canada is that lol we got all that in the 416

    • @SJ-Equipment
      @SJ-Equipment 5 років тому

      @@eamo94pb it was just a joke

  • @brysonloko2456
    @brysonloko2456 8 років тому +2819

    bruh i was watching this expecting it to be whole joke and this dude spit bars like new haystak

    • @Liquidmetal702
      @Liquidmetal702 8 років тому +29

      you gotta check out more of his ish. Look up 100 bars

    • @bolest1295
      @bolest1295 8 років тому +11

      Same shit, thought it was gonna be a joke. Fucking venom lol

    • @itsicyorbitzz_883
      @itsicyorbitzz_883 8 років тому +10

      dude this dude is fucking dope

    • @nomnzlnd
      @nomnzlnd 8 років тому

      Lofl

    • @ephraimcampos5232
      @ephraimcampos5232 8 років тому +2

      Lmao real talk, the dude is nice tho

  • @TraversyMedia
    @TraversyMedia 3 роки тому +384

    I can’t believe I just found this. I always loved this beat, but the incoherent mumbling ruined it for me. Thanks for putting actual rapping on it

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 3 роки тому +12

      You never heard of Joyner Lucas?

    • @michalrotrekl8885
      @michalrotrekl8885 3 роки тому +3

      GW dá

    • @KingBraanz
      @KingBraanz 3 роки тому +6

      please check out montana 300 panda remix, he is the goat

    • @russelllapua4904
      @russelllapua4904 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @jeffreyzakai6164
      @jeffreyzakai6164 3 роки тому

      A trick: you can watch movies on flixzone. Me and my gf have been using it for watching all kinds of movies these days.

  • @AdrianFalk
    @AdrianFalk 8 років тому +451

    omg. so much better the original

    • @NickRiot
      @NickRiot 8 років тому +1

      agreed.

    • @MultiRunex
      @MultiRunex 8 років тому +1

      100!

    • @billyingles
      @billyingles 8 років тому +2

      Agreed!!!

    • @nightfxll20
      @nightfxll20 8 років тому +14

      Is better "THAN" the original.

    • @bxfinest271
      @bxfinest271 8 років тому +2

      That's cuz u not from NY. Your city ain't poppin it's slacking.

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 4 роки тому +453

    The burns: sick. The raps: tight. The grocery store: stocked.

  • @minirex2469
    @minirex2469 7 років тому +757

    i dont care if you call him fat because thats all you can say about him because his raps straight kill it

    • @00wkee
      @00wkee 7 років тому +3

      yea true but look at his head it is fat as fuck

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 7 років тому +30

      +banmia suadi
      how else would all those lyrics fit into his head?

    • @Zithorius
      @Zithorius 7 років тому +3

      He's so fat I thought he was Santa. Then he beat my beat to death.

    • @mexicanthugsawn837
      @mexicanthugsawn837 7 років тому +3

      Minirex 2
      look up
      IAmTheRealAK
      CHECK HIM OUT
      HE SPITTIN FIRE BOIIII
      lil better than this guy

    • @TINYHEAD69
      @TINYHEAD69 7 років тому +9

      there is multiple songs where he raps about his own weight, yall aint even gettin at him with it

  • @jordanadams7168
    @jordanadams7168 4 роки тому +403

    Grocery shopping after covid gonna be like

  • @StompdownKillaz
    @StompdownKillaz 2 роки тому +209

    One thing I love about Merkules is you can always come back to any of his songs and get the same feeling you got the first time you heard it.
    SDK 🍁

    • @mateosmind751
      @mateosmind751 2 роки тому +3

      Jedi Mind Tricks too, The Wolf is still the illest shit ever.

    • @antoniocardenas8473
      @antoniocardenas8473 2 роки тому +2

      This is exactly what I been trying to tell my self 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @candymountainn
      @candymountainn 2 роки тому +4

      Never thought of that. You’re right though

    • @aricmontgomery6246
      @aricmontgomery6246 Рік тому +1

      That goes with alot of music for me

    • @G-manFan1
      @G-manFan1 8 місяців тому +1

      I agree they are kinda cringy to watch

  • @AA1319A
    @AA1319A 7 років тому +55

    funny how this parody is better than the actual song, lmfao.

    • @v0llm1lch
      @v0llm1lch 7 років тому

      merk has some mad skillz

  • @rhidlor8577
    @rhidlor8577 8 років тому +57

    lyrics are tight but production sucks and the guy is kinda weird

    • @juniormathews3518
      @juniormathews3518 8 років тому +2

      Devs404 his chubbiness scares me.

    • @mitchellnunez2012
      @mitchellnunez2012 8 років тому +2

      most artists are....

    • @WheresMyBlanket2000
      @WheresMyBlanket2000 8 років тому +15

      Less weird than Desiigner?

    • @greysinclaire
      @greysinclaire 8 років тому +17

      it's fucking merk haha, that's him doing him

    • @demacraftofficial
      @demacraftofficial 8 років тому +4

      Check this out on good speakers man sounds perfect in my Bose, and I'm a producer I'd know if it sounded like shit

  • @codyriggleman8830
    @codyriggleman8830 4 роки тому +61

    He murders the fuck out of this beat 🤯🙌 merkules definitely has a hell of a lot of beats that murders no matter if it's a ride to a song or even his own beat. He never disappoints subscribers and he will always be an all time favorite for me, keep spitting the down to earth shit you do 🙌

    • @kiersygirl91
      @kiersygirl91 2 роки тому

      Totally agree it is still hands down the best mix of this song the original included XD

  • @TheChameleon2008
    @TheChameleon2008 8 років тому +150

    Sick even better then the original!

    • @pacmane89
      @pacmane89 8 років тому +33

      every remix of this song is better

    • @TheChameleon2008
      @TheChameleon2008 8 років тому

      pacmane89 true that!

    • @fxtist
      @fxtist 7 років тому +2

      Someone recording sounds of his post-Chipotle diarrhea over that beat would be better than original tbh

    • @pandabrobruh6438
      @pandabrobruh6438 7 років тому

      fxtist

    • @mvrco9415
      @mvrco9415 7 років тому +1

      TheChameleon2008 That isnt that hard ...

  • @sauceboss9010
    @sauceboss9010 7 років тому +206

    this shit is atleast 20x better than the original

    • @TravelBandit
      @TravelBandit 7 років тому

      Karn McCloud 200x

    • @frischbert6250
      @frischbert6250 7 років тому +3

      The original is shit as f*ck , dont kno why this is considered music. He is 10 times better...

    • @oyvey6587
      @oyvey6587 7 років тому +1

      he snaps faster than you bruh

    • @TravelBandit
      @TravelBandit 7 років тому

      Matteccles lemme Guess, youre 15 yes old

    • @Janhus91
      @Janhus91 7 років тому

      kiitos:)

  • @jme7413
    @jme7413 6 років тому +761

    "I'm so fat they think I'm santa" lol dope

  • @clintonfinley9316
    @clintonfinley9316 4 роки тому +29

    Holy crap he can spit some lyrics and still be able to understand everything. Mad props man

  • @siljvendui7721
    @siljvendui7721 7 років тому +237

    Some poor grocery store worker is going to go down that aisle and just be like, "Fucking rap videos."

  • @leeruddock
    @leeruddock 8 місяців тому +87

    Still here 2024🎉🎉

  • @SuperHartley101
    @SuperHartley101 8 років тому +7

    ayyyy chum-lee goes haaaard....

  • @Dudja
    @Dudja 3 місяці тому

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @georgecarrera18
    @georgecarrera18 7 років тому +28

    i thought this guy was going fucking be a joke
    dam he got talent
    fast a fuckk had me thinking slow down Lol

  • @dylonstrange2036
    @dylonstrange2036 7 років тому +124

    1k dislikes can't keep up with this guys flow haha

    • @nickadkins7765
      @nickadkins7765 7 років тому +3

      *Hillary supporters

    • @dylonstrange2036
      @dylonstrange2036 7 років тому

      I don't care, I only came here to annoy 😉 I don't vote nor do I trust ANYTHING ANYONE from government says. Fuck the elite!!

    • @dylonstrange2036
      @dylonstrange2036 7 років тому +1

      The planet is doomed because we are on here wasting time 😂😂🖕

    • @samdewit3348
      @samdewit3348 7 років тому +1

      I disliked cuz lyrics and whole concept is shit, he can spit fast ... that's it

    • @jordanchakra5bunch661
      @jordanchakra5bunch661 7 років тому

      Dylon Strange
      it's three days and you got no thumbs up or down... and no replies, Damn 😑

  • @jamespeace1237
    @jamespeace1237 5 років тому +6

    Mad flow ,skills,clean,smooth. Much respect. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @RealAmericanStar
    @RealAmericanStar 4 роки тому +69

    Jesus, I remember when this had around 20k views. This has 15mil now!

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 4 роки тому +2

      This was the first song I've heard from Merkules and I have been hooked ever since. Happy to see that real rap can also get you far these days. It's a nice relieve from all the Gucci Gang or whatever fuck bullshit :)

    • @RealAmericanStar
      @RealAmericanStar 4 роки тому

      @@GtaRockt you gonna handle this dweeb or should I? 😅

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 4 роки тому +2

      @@RealAmericanStar FINISH HIM

    • @youtubercorny7954
      @youtubercorny7954 3 роки тому

      1.6m now

    • @Fordybag
      @Fordybag 3 роки тому

      17 mil now

  • @rosavargas3727
    @rosavargas3727 5 років тому +4

    Ughhh I got chillz I love this GUY..best rapper EVA

  • @koumadiscott2610
    @koumadiscott2610 7 років тому +182

    this dude is no joke, coming out and showing that kind of talent.That is something I'll pay to watch

  • @nakamotolikesyou
    @nakamotolikesyou 8 років тому +162

    Everything sounds good on that beat. Hell, you can throw in harambe's death there and it will sound dope.

  • @pdog708
    @pdog708 3 роки тому +3

    One of the coolest undeniably unique rapper out there

  • @Gxewox
    @Gxewox 8 років тому +5

    Pretty sure if Lil Dicky and Merk made a song, it would the the most comedicly lit song ever

  • @gabrielstafford5174
    @gabrielstafford5174 8 років тому +460

    Thanks for making Designer look bad.

    • @azielsilence5233
      @azielsilence5233 8 років тому +27

      not hard to do wtf? 😂

    • @ArsenalScoutHD
      @ArsenalScoutHD 8 років тому +18

      He made himself look bad already

    • @agentsmith595
      @agentsmith595 8 років тому +1

      Designer looks like beaker from the muppets, don't know how you could do worse

    • @titmonstrevertfluo
      @titmonstrevertfluo 8 років тому

      i like the double chin tat

    • @APEtv2013
      @APEtv2013 8 років тому

      jngvyjhfgvtfyktgvtyfv

  • @elk1024
    @elk1024 8 років тому +696

    dude look like he turned on the big heads cheat code in nba jam

  • @scotthughes638
    @scotthughes638 2 місяці тому

    WOW. YOU R SOMETHING ELSE 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💋❣️🙏🏼 BADASS THE BEST , THE , BEST, THE BEST❤❤❤

  • @PiroBojd
    @PiroBojd 7 років тому +387

    holy fuck this dude can rap

  • @prodbyconscious
    @prodbyconscious 7 років тому +88

    This is brilliant man. I bet the fuckin goons who attacked him probably idolise these rappers that he's shredding!

    • @BlvckArtistt
      @BlvckArtistt 7 років тому +1

      Conscious Notes wait what ppl attacked him?! Fuck bryhh thts shitt i fw him heavy after hearing a few of his songs

    • @blakerogers8871
      @blakerogers8871 7 років тому +1

      when he was a kid he got jumped and sliced on face and all he says it on interview there was like 5 or 6 guys look at his face there a scar if u look close

    • @BlvckArtistt
      @BlvckArtistt 7 років тому

      Blake Rogers Damnn thats fucked up, i noticed tht scar in the jocelyn remix but i wasn't sure where it was from, thats messed up man

    • @lukajasamcar
      @lukajasamcar 7 років тому +3

      bruh u need to listen "scars" song xD

    • @fuckeththou8925
      @fuckeththou8925 7 років тому +2

      He actually has a bunch of scars on his face n shit. I believe they used a machete he said

  • @CoinHuntingDrew
    @CoinHuntingDrew 7 років тому +30

    this guy looks scary and badass as fuck but yet again seems like hes a cool guy to chill with

  • @jakemewhorter6847
    @jakemewhorter6847 3 роки тому +1

    Merk is the best 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @bassriot6335
    @bassriot6335 7 років тому +241

    ïm so fat i believe im santa"... this guy is a legend

    • @OffTheAirScene
      @OffTheAirScene 7 років тому +70

      BASS RIOT I'm so fat they think I'm Santa..

  • @georgegrinter209
    @georgegrinter209 5 років тому +21

    2 years later and im still loving your music, cant listen to ed sheeran without hearing your version

  • @rawnorth7882
    @rawnorth7882 5 років тому +342

    This was the first thing i ever heard from merk, ive been hooked ever since.

    • @calebcrookes3736
      @calebcrookes3736 4 роки тому +6

      Same here love his music SDK 4 LIFE!!

    • @AnanduMSMak
      @AnanduMSMak 4 роки тому +1

      Yes Me too absolutely..that first time moment actually i paused after the first verse to catch my mind up and heard the balance🥰🥰

    • @endlesspossibilities4852
      @endlesspossibilities4852 4 роки тому +2

      Me too! Love it!

    • @DadTraps
      @DadTraps 4 роки тому +3

      Same here. I listened to this because it was a random ad for a Panda Remix on Facebook. Been my favorite rapper last 2 years ever since.

    • @shawnwilliams7917
      @shawnwilliams7917 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @ticktock2320
    @ticktock2320 Рік тому

    I love this, been I fan for years just found this one. CLASSIC my man

  • @curtiscronier8143
    @curtiscronier8143 5 років тому +822

    He's Canadian so you know he picked up his litter at the end.

    • @ronan7386
      @ronan7386 5 років тому +10

      Curtis Cronier he’s also my grandpas friend

    • @alfredodiaz7000
      @alfredodiaz7000 5 років тому +31

      Curtis Cronier everyone should pick their shit up. Fuckn people killing the world

    • @rhinoprime9395
      @rhinoprime9395 5 років тому +5

      @@alfredodiaz7000 you do realise just breathing is destroying the world their isn't enough plants to absorb all humans breathing out carbon dioxide so it goes to green house gases warms the planet melts the ice caps you know the normal shit my point is the world is going to end we won't see it but does that matter but I still agree pick up ya FUCKING rubbish

    • @Pilatus_Music
      @Pilatus_Music 5 років тому +8

      @@rhinoprime9395 thats so stupid bro im sorry but that makes no sense

    • @whitemichaeljackson4450
      @whitemichaeljackson4450 5 років тому +8

      @@Pilatus_Music well it is a bit right he didn't word it right

  • @rommellthompson3150
    @rommellthompson3150 5 років тому +5

    Dude is Nice
    Brooklyn is watching and listening

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 8 років тому +1000

    Oh look, it's Vinnie Paz's son.

    • @DeliberateConfusion
      @DeliberateConfusion 8 років тому +33

      Hahahaha I thought the same thing, although I think Merk is better, Vinnie is too paranoid and raps about the same shit

    • @BanditRants
      @BanditRants 8 років тому +1

      lool

    • @Isti5681
      @Isti5681 8 років тому

      +IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII You're not the only one :DDD

    • @zefalien1413
      @zefalien1413 8 років тому +51

      +IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Nah man, i mean resoect to Merk, but Vinnie is classic undergrond, Jedi Mind Tricks and Army Of The Pharaohs fo life homes

    • @Ryan_Duckworth
      @Ryan_Duckworth 8 років тому +1

      Same here 😂

  • @jasonmoores381
    @jasonmoores381 25 днів тому

    I fuggin love this shit keep killin it merk

  • @markstay5477
    @markstay5477 4 роки тому +5

    Absolutely Brilliant. Destroying Mumble rappers with their own .beat! Funny with it to😂

  • @dylancooley891
    @dylancooley891 2 роки тому +10

    Man your shit is absolutely bangin man I’d love to see one of your shows and man your remix game is off the charts in my books fs you’re fire affffff bro frfr you deserve far more credit than what’s been given you’re definitely the best thing to come out of Canada since Hockey and maple syrup no cap🧢 I can’t imagine how big of a star you are back home you’re the kinda think that makes me proud to say I’m part Canadian bro keep it up frfr man much love homie

  • @andrewtalavera5029
    @andrewtalavera5029 5 років тому +223

    Grocery shopping will never be the same 👍🏾

    • @hariseldon3611
      @hariseldon3611 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Talavera Wow I didn't know anything about this artist. My brother also has down syndrome, today I showed him this video to motivate him. It is the first time that I see a rapper with syndrome. all my support and respect for the D. community

    • @jawn1176
      @jawn1176 4 роки тому +7

      Couldn't be more true right now.

    • @justicekaton8715
      @justicekaton8715 4 роки тому +2

      You bumpin this shit during covid buds?

    • @skittlesbutwithchocolatein2274
      @skittlesbutwithchocolatein2274 4 роки тому

      Andrew Talavera 👍🏻

    • @andrewtalavera5029
      @andrewtalavera5029 4 роки тому

      @tlvraphoto on Instagram,please support my photography:)

  • @ochoochodiez2958
    @ochoochodiez2958 3 роки тому

    Wow this Guy is guud rapping fast ...He is tight. Many Singers cant do whaaaa dis man dues. Like it like it.

  • @Mel-vh7ly
    @Mel-vh7ly 6 років тому +5

    Damn!!!!!! That's all I gotta say!!!! POW!!!!

  • @edmmaster8054
    @edmmaster8054 5 років тому +14

    Love this. Can hear everything his saying. Rated bro. 💯💪🔥 from england

  • @bendricklascar8313
    @bendricklascar8313 8 років тому +4

    He looks like me... the handsome bastard

  • @thomasmarked2233
    @thomasmarked2233 2 роки тому +1

    Goat....👊💯🙏🔥🔥🔥

  • @derekrowland6938
    @derekrowland6938 5 років тому +3

    You have come so far merk
    Album dropping november 1, 2019.
    This is where the dream started

    • @JEEBUSxHIMSELF
      @JEEBUSxHIMSELF 4 роки тому

      "We came a long way from doin' that remix of panda"

  • @nevaehpearson2693
    @nevaehpearson2693 8 років тому +23

    lyrics are undoubtedly dope...mad logik... feel the merks

  • @PaulBadman
    @PaulBadman 8 років тому +25

    Lil Dicky brought me here

    • @kylerawlinson5038
      @kylerawlinson5038 8 років тому +2

      May I ask how?

    • @PaulBadman
      @PaulBadman 8 років тому +1

      Kyle Rawlinson
      Live stream

    • @Jaspartacus
      @Jaspartacus 8 років тому

      +Paul Badman LD has a Livestream and I MISSED IT?? DAMMIT!!!

    • @Germ1996
      @Germ1996 8 років тому

      +Jaspartacus hahaha fuck yeah bro I commented on that a bunch for merk haha 👊#sdk

  • @scotthughes638
    @scotthughes638 2 місяці тому

    This guy man xx wow 🤯🤯🤯❤❤❤❤❤

  • @bakedpotato3654
    @bakedpotato3654 7 років тому +10

    Best line 2016, "I'm so fat they think I'm Santa." LOL
    Instantly liked the video after that xD 110%

  •  7 років тому +664

    million times better than the original. Obviously

    • @Here2MakeYouMad
      @Here2MakeYouMad 6 років тому +3

      Brandon S write a song better and we'll see if you call him "pretend" I bet you listen to Lil uzi vert, x and 21 savage mainstream trash

    • @JohnnyDeaux
      @JohnnyDeaux 6 років тому

      agreed
      ...Dave east did better than the original also. If you wanna listen, i actually actually have loads of his music and a bunch of other notable rapper's songs on my profile.....I recommed the Z-ro playlist above all of em tho (he's a old school texas rapper but he keeps puttin out good stuff)

    • @PessoRx
      @PessoRx 6 років тому

      A mllion less views💀

    • @PessoRx
      @PessoRx 6 років тому

      Make that 405 million less lol

    • @randy7731
      @randy7731 6 років тому

      Dj C would you calm down already

  • @umakariharu8035
    @umakariharu8035 5 років тому +6

    Yes. Yes. Did I say yes already? I'm a few years late to this remix but god damn. Great shit. The end was fuckin awesome

  • @dwdw6898
    @dwdw6898 2 роки тому

    Still banging this boy snapped fr tho💯

  • @patrikaspratusevicius73
    @patrikaspratusevicius73 8 років тому +34

    giving away 1k cash for first person to write down lyrics of this song ..... xD

    • @Znowin
      @Znowin 8 років тому +18

      I fuckin would but I bet you wouldnt do it

    • @ryanslife7446
      @ryanslife7446 8 років тому

      xD lol I know it ivdh.dtjbdtn fyu lil

    • @stevieraydevriesandries2596
      @stevieraydevriesandries2596 8 років тому

      @Young Merkules Here's an easy K bro.

    • @mikemckenzie1
      @mikemckenzie1 8 років тому

      Send the money then i will send you the lyrics lol

    • @jesperbryan2566
      @jesperbryan2566 8 років тому +48

      Pay me in blowjobs please...
      Sniffing Ritalin, killing em just for listening.
      Be literate, I be literally shitting on all these simpletons.
      They know that I’m the illest and filling up with adrenaline.
      I’m veteran, I’m heavy like Medo.
      My shit is venomous, you better get me sedatives.
      Syphilis with the permission from Deli get it.
      And whenever I said it I never let them in.
      I’m listening, I’m better than anybody just send them in.
      They say I look like a panda but me I think I look way more like a bear.
      Found a fork in the road, put the fork in the air.
      Cause I’m morbidly tortured, I torch your career.
      Sitting on a porch with a beer and a semi-automatic pistol, you’ve been warned, I don’t care.
      Kill you then I pick the body up from the ground then I take a selfie with your corpse in the mirror.
      Yeah, I’m the car renter here, chloroform in your orange juice it’s sort of just weird.
      I was born in a poor pedestal but it’s all for the fear so of course I was forced to be colder this year.
      I’m a stomped out killer, gripping em and giving em more than they could ever ask for.
      Get buck, I’m a sick fuck in a big truck with a trunk full of bath saults.
      You ain’t half this raw, jump through your computer and then I’m beating you to death with this Macintosh for acting hard.
      Looking like you’re Asher Roth, you don’t even stand a chance I ain’t passed a half.
      I don’t really give a fuck about your broads in Atlanta, they mad cause my momma never taught me no manners.
      Do it for the cause you can watch on the camera.
      Killer at the bottom I just crawled up the ladder.
      After this you’re gonna need new speakers, the rap game discovered a new leader, I’m not a panda I’m a fucking zookeeper, drinking Fanta right out the two liter.
      All I’m trying to say is I don’t know what is going on lately with all this weird music now.
      If you put your favorite rapper right in front of me then Imma come though and shoot him down. POW!
      I know I ain’t the slimmest guy but ya’ll just living lies and the shit that you’re doing right now is not hard motherfucker here let me try.
      All you gotta do is talk about a bunch of shit that you don’t have, maybe rent the car and then rent the chain and then drink some lean and just go ham.
      (x2) I got arm and hammer,
      I’m so fat they think I’m Santa.
      Tatertods and some Fanta.
      Hoe’s say damn like I’m Daniel.
      Jessica Hannah Jasmin Amanda
      Jessica Hannah Jasmin Amanda

  • @feastmode747
    @feastmode747 4 роки тому +8

    Homie be spitting hard

  • @WackyModder84
    @WackyModder84 6 років тому +240

    YOOOOOOO......
    Somebody hit up Tech N9ne, I think we got ourselves a contender for the next Worldwide Choppers!
    That shit was LIT, bro! 100 TIMES BETTER than Desiigner's Song.

  • @sty723
    @sty723 6 місяців тому +1

    He was going in on the first verse. Props, my guy!

  • @ItsThySkull
    @ItsThySkull 3 роки тому +14

    "im so fat they think that im santa"
    Merkules 2016.

  • @ncristi8
    @ncristi8 7 років тому +12

    It's actually lit and it's annoying me.

  • @jairotapia216
    @jairotapia216 8 років тому +78

    panda is a bear lol

    • @MultiRunex
      @MultiRunex 8 років тому

      he means like a black bear

    • @jairotapia216
      @jairotapia216 8 років тому

      Oh ok

    • @TheBirdSoldier
      @TheBirdSoldier 8 років тому +1

      No. It's not. lol.

    • @MultiRunex
      @MultiRunex 8 років тому

      its called a panda bear

    • @opsh9589
      @opsh9589 8 років тому

      there are people who see a panda or a bear in a panda bear you got it?

  • @Doc420KD
    @Doc420KD 5 місяців тому

    7 years Ago... i hear that thit everyday ❤

  • @zeebra8902
    @zeebra8902 7 років тому +28

    This is the first good panda remix i have heard ! lyrics fire and this is better than original

    • @bobbyruiz7124
      @bobbyruiz7124 7 років тому +4

      Zeebra go check out iamtherealak his remix was fiya

    • @TheXDsunny
      @TheXDsunny 7 років тому +1

      T-Pain one smokes all these

    • @jamescarter3340
      @jamescarter3340 7 років тому

      Zeebra you better check out Joyner Lucas' remix real quick

    • @aaroui6188
      @aaroui6188 7 років тому

      Listen to Montana of 300 remix LMAO much better then this one

    • @pain55ful
      @pain55ful 7 років тому

      I have to agree, Montana of 300 is way better, but this guy killed it also.

  • @kallevimpa1073
    @kallevimpa1073 8 років тому +4

    HAHA Fuckin shit panda song! MERK KILLING IT! SO DOPE BIG UP From FINLAND!!! keeep it going!

  • @MrWicked61671
    @MrWicked61671 5 років тому +6

    0:00-0:26 = 😆
    0:27-1:47= 🔥🔥
    1:48-2:45 = 😆😂🤣
    Yo, Merk, your jumper’s hella broke 😆.

  • @rhystaylor3802
    @rhystaylor3802 3 роки тому

    soooooo goooooooooooood go merk no1

  • @prodigyfilms8170
    @prodigyfilms8170 5 років тому +4

    I'm so fat they think I'm Santa. 😂😂😂😂 bruh throughout all these bars you still took the time out to throw some comedy I'm there. Oh wait. The entire thing was a comedy as you were making fun of the song. It's perfect. Keep doing what you're doing man. You're getting big now. (Honestly no pun intended.) Just listened to your song with Tech N9ne and Hopsin. Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @beautywithlillith
    @beautywithlillith 8 років тому +22

    yo merk I met you in manchester and smoked a joint with you out back "the scottish guy" lol you posted a pic on fb with me and my friend steve the next day. let me know when there is space on your friends list so i can add you haha Will be under the name nathan callaghan pm'd you a vid from that night too should be in your others folder

    • @domthompson3535
      @domthompson3535 8 років тому +11

      Look how much he cares

    • @ElementlSynd
      @ElementlSynd 8 років тому +4

      and we prob care about your opinion

    • @pumpkin1escobar
      @pumpkin1escobar 8 років тому

      you've just proved his point moron

    • @billyjoel567
      @billyjoel567 7 років тому +5

      yo merk, remember me I gave u that reach around on stage u liked so much, Holla at me family my arms well rested

    • @jeremysato8568
      @jeremysato8568 7 років тому

      Beth Kerr

  • @osmou8309
    @osmou8309 8 років тому +5

    Better than original.

  • @karika4633
    @karika4633 3 роки тому +1

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍

  • @lyndzeynicholesullivan4522
    @lyndzeynicholesullivan4522 3 роки тому +13

    He saved two weeks of allowance for that baking soda 🤣

  • @cullinmcgraw7834
    @cullinmcgraw7834 7 років тому +91

    Is there a reason why hes dancing with jumper cables

    • @dju666forlife
      @dju666forlife 7 років тому +16

      because he kills you with his bars but needs to revive your ass to finish what he was spitting. :D

    • @MrRocko009
      @MrRocko009 7 років тому +6

      if you asking serious , is because is a parody to the real guns in "rap" videos

    • @LifetimeinRepeat
      @LifetimeinRepeat 7 років тому +2

      I asked the same thing while my dad was in the room and he was so angry at me, he started beating me with jumper cables.
      It's a reference to this reddit user: www.reddit.com/user/rogersimon10/

    • @majorhazzard8642
      @majorhazzard8642 7 років тому

      +Million Fireflies I just died!

    • @mikegubbins8703
      @mikegubbins8703 7 років тому

      Million Fireflies 3

  • @jimmiefarley4831
    @jimmiefarley4831 5 років тому +16

    Bobby Hill all grown up 😂

    • @roybray1211
      @roybray1211 5 років тому

      Jimmie Farley he do look like him tho but dude cold at this I like him the best almost he can rap any body music almost

  • @hayleydodds8751
    @hayleydodds8751 Рік тому

    Pure fire this 💥

  • @simbrink8430
    @simbrink8430 7 років тому +78

    Looks like jimmy from gta😂😂😂👌🏻

    • @jessicatesta6125
      @jessicatesta6125 7 років тому +1

      you watch gta thats my sons favrits video

    • @ShjtJusGotRealBOSS
      @ShjtJusGotRealBOSS 7 років тому +2

      Sim Brink yo that's fucking Jimmy lmao

    • @simbrink8430
      @simbrink8430 7 років тому +1

      oThatsWatSheSedo BOSS yeah he sure looks like him
      But ofcourse danny tamberelli is the one and only jimmy😂👌🏻✌🏼️

    • @jeffjefferson3764
      @jeffjefferson3764 7 років тому +1

      Sim Brink it's jizzle yo lol 😁

    • @emiliostoysandexploring2451
      @emiliostoysandexploring2451 7 років тому +1

      Sim Brink yoooo that cracked me up Bro! 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @ysobwolfantior1207
    @ysobwolfantior1207 4 роки тому +5

    I would love to see a colab of murkules/Eminem! Like so murk can see!

  • @curtsavage
    @curtsavage 7 років тому +10

    bro hands down best remake I've heard mad props love the beginning

  • @jamezchilders6345
    @jamezchilders6345 4 роки тому

    Still way better than the original💯💯💯💯💯🧡🧡🧡🧡

  • @fcettra1494
    @fcettra1494 5 років тому +5

    I seen this guy in Vancouver last May I think I don’t really remember

  • @mariesantiesteban3067
    @mariesantiesteban3067 3 роки тому +73

    This never gets old. I just wish they had a satellite channel call Merk with just his music.

  • @lindytucker5106
    @lindytucker5106 5 років тому +15

    Down in Texas...I first heard u on Sway. Been listening to your music the past month. Love ur sound and ur content. Salute!

  • @madduxwiles7154
    @madduxwiles7154 3 роки тому

    love the midrange bass

  • @southswag6870
    @southswag6870 7 років тому +133

    Tatar tots and some fanta😂😂😂

  • @FraggsCaptain
    @FraggsCaptain 4 роки тому +90

    When the grocery stores where full.

  • @StanginNbangin
    @StanginNbangin 4 роки тому +3

    damn near 2020, Merry Christmas mane

  • @jayharper4996
    @jayharper4996 3 роки тому

    So much skill!!!

  • @tomsnow7108
    @tomsnow7108 7 років тому +91

    lyrics:
    "Panda" Remix
    Merkules
    Sniffing Ritalin
    Killing em just for listening
    Be literal
    I'm lyrically shitting on all these simpletons
    They know that I’m the illest
    I'm filling up with adrenaline
    I’m veteran
    I’m heavy like metal
    My shit is venomous
    You better get me sedatives
    Effortless with the penmanship
    I'm deadlier than ever
    I said it I never let em live
    You better say I’m better than anybody
    Just send them in
    They say I look like a panda
    But me I think I look way more like a bear
    Fuck a fork in the road
    Put the fork in your ear
    Cause I’m morbidly tortured
    I torch your career
    Sitting on a porch with a beer and a semi-automatic pistol You’ve been warned, I don’t care
    Kill you then I pick the body up from the ground then I take a selfie with your corpse in the mirror
    Yeah
    I’m the coroner here
    Chloroform in your orange juice
    I'm sort of just weird
    I was born, end up poor with a soul full of fear
    So of course I was forced to be colder this year
    I’m a stompdown killa
    Gorilla giving em everything that they could ever ask for
    Get buck, I’m a sick fuck
    In a big truck with a trunk full of bath salts
    You ain’t half this raw
    Jump through your computer and then I’m beating you to death with your Macintosh
    For acting hard
    Looking like you’re Asher Roth
    You don’t even stand a chance I am Hasselhoff
    I don’t really give a fuck about your broads in Atlanta
    They mad cause my momma never taught me no manners
    Do it for the cause
    You can watch on the camera
    You're all at the bottom
    I just crawled up the ladder
    After this you’re gonna need new speakers
    The rap game discovered a new leader
    I’m not a panda I’m a fucking zookeeper
    Drink a Fanta right out the two liter
    All I’m trying to say is I don’t know what is going on lately with all this weird music now
    If you put your favorite rapper right in front of me
    Then I'mma come though and shoot him down. POW!
    I know I ain’t the slimmest guy
    But ya’ll just living lies
    And the shit that you’re doing right now is not hard Motherfucker here let me try
    All you gotta do is talk about a bunch of shit that you don’t have
    Maybe rent the car
    And then rent the chain
    And then drink some lean
    And just go ham
    (x2)
    I got arm and hammer
    I’m so fat they think I’m Santa
    Tater tots and some Fanta
    Hoe’s say damn like I’m Daniel
    Jessica Hannah
    Jasmin Amanda
    Jessica Hannah
    Jasmin Amanda

    • @ilnss2212
      @ilnss2212 7 років тому +1

      Thomas Minck Jessica is my aunt I swear on my life😂

    • @sshelton1433
      @sshelton1433 7 років тому

      Tater tots and some Pineapple Fanta ... yum

    • @mrboss-tu4xd
      @mrboss-tu4xd 7 років тому

      Thomas Minck damn

    • @stefandwoodham
      @stefandwoodham 7 років тому

      Thomas Minck you need to get a life

  • @AB-fz5qu
    @AB-fz5qu 5 років тому +6

    HAS TO BE THE DOPEST REMIX EVER AHAHAHA

    • @Belaluddin874
      @Belaluddin874 4 роки тому

      Listen to Akala- Fire In The Booth part 4, think that is the best one, but Merkules is a close 2nd

  • @ΧΡΩΜΑΜΟΥΝΤΟ
    @ΧΡΩΜΑΜΟΥΝΤΟ 7 років тому +88

    u make our minds to blow up
    from Greece

    • @Anonymous-oo8ig
      @Anonymous-oo8ig 6 років тому

      ΧΡΩΜΑ ΜΟΥΝΤΟ Ελα ρε αδερφε!

    • @Βαγγελης-κ3λ
      @Βαγγελης-κ3λ 6 років тому

      ΧΡΩΜΑ ΜΟΥΝΤΟ λεγεεε!

    • @nickgeil9949
      @nickgeil9949 6 років тому

      Greece as in ROCHESTER?

    • @andymac3614
      @andymac3614 6 років тому +1

      Nick Geil have you heard that there are people outside America? No, like, there really are. And they even got countries too, and those are not only China and Russia. One of them is Greece, homie

  • @fifski
    @fifski Рік тому

    If anybody ever says that Canada doesn't have bars, I mean, have you heard this track bwoy?! 🔥

  • @PharaoRamsesII
    @PharaoRamsesII 7 років тому +4

    I am neither into rap nor into the song "panda", but I like this :D

  • @MrGooberZ
    @MrGooberZ 3 роки тому +10

    Me every time Merkules comes on: *puts AirPods away* .......... *grabs Beats for max experience*

    • @joseflindbom7680
      @joseflindbom7680 3 роки тому +1

      Nah you need to try Skullcandy cruschers.

    • @MrGooberZ
      @MrGooberZ 3 роки тому

      @@joseflindbom7680 bro skull candy?😵 Skullcandy is Walmart I’d rather my $350 beats 😂😂

    • @MusicFromTheOm
      @MusicFromTheOm 3 роки тому

      OMG, do you have BOTH Airpods and BEATS?!?!? HOOOOOOLYSHIT you must be so rich and sexy!
      Btw, the video you are commenting on, is a diss track against people, who are lying about how much dope and money they have.
      Just sayin....aaaand the Beats is just overpriced standard headphones.

    • @revengeconquer6449
      @revengeconquer6449 3 роки тому

      @@MrGooberZ skull candy isnt walmart and crushers are better than beats if you dont ramp the bass slider but i got yall all beat with xm4s

  • @b0jizzle
    @b0jizzle 4 роки тому +4

    "Who is this guy talking in the backround?" Its Mickey Rourke in Sin City. good movie.

  • @anthonyking4383
    @anthonyking4383 3 місяці тому

    still a banger.