One of the things that impresses me about Mr. Black the most is his forward-thinking insight throughout his life has resulted in him being one of few long-standing comedians who "walk the line" sometimes but remained un-retroactively cancelled.
I live in Dayton Ohio and I lost 2 jobs because AT&T bought the places and eliminated them. First NCR and then I worked 16 years at The Berry Company. Both places no longer exist because of AT&T. The day I found out AT&T bought The Berry Company, I said "I now know how the French felt when they were told the Nazis had taken over."
The French mostly happily collaborated with the Nazis, shipping Jews to the camps with gay abandon. The famous French Resistance was a joke until the Germans demanded French workers for their armament factories. Ironically, Vichy France had adopted the motto not of "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" but "Travail, Famille, Patrie". Work, Family, Fatherland. Says it all really.
I love you, Mr. Black. I saw you in Indianapolis at the Murat Theater. There’s nothing sexier than an intelligent, funny man. I hope you live as long as possible so I can watch your standup until I die. ❤
When one can just be pissed about everything is on point with it! IDK if this is comedy or just a modern day fucking documentary...but, I love it just the same!
I've had friends and family telling me that I need to get an iPhone. My response is that I already have enough headaches. My favorite story about Apple can be found in a Futurama episode...🤔🤣
I, too, have been ordered by people to enter the 21st century and get a iPhone. My response though inelegant was always the same: fuck off. I never have family or others bring it up any more. I wonder why.
As a one time customer of AT&T about 14 years ago everything he said is spot on. Worse telecommunication company in America. That is until Dish Network completely bungholes Boost Mobile. Then it'll be a tie.
This reminds me so much of my first smart phone(that I fought tooth and nail to avoid at the time). I'm not too sure things have improved from there lol.
I love the part about the T.S.A. at the airport. I work around the local airport, and they walk a long way from the parking lot and always look so worn down by the job. I joking with them said I don't like the body scan. They expected the usual. I said I prefer the strip search. I've been lonely. They laughed. I really don't care to have either done. I just wanted to cheer them up. I wouldn't want their job but it's sad we apparently need that these days.
Everybody in my house has an iPhone except me. I absolutely refuse. No iPad either, my tablet is just fine. Apple products hate me and I want nothing to do with them.
And we all have them (iPhone, iPad, Mac) because we travel all over and they work and connect with each device without any troubles. I’m happy you’re happy, but you sound rather bitter, maybe a better tablet would cheer you up.
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?
When the iphone came out, the 1st 1-2 generations were brick computers, that you could drop, with no issues. Now everything needs a supercase for protection.
I like my "Droid" but yeah, sometimes it does exhibit signs of having its own free will. I don't know why using my headphone jack makes it assume I need to know what time it is.
My first land line telephone had some options: wall or desk set and where-would-you-like-it were my choices. That's it. No lessons on how to use the make/break rotary dial. No lessons on how to count 1 to 0. I wasn't even told that the zero and the letter 'O' were different! Plus, it was black...as in Lewis! In all the years I used that set, not once did it fail me. Skip forward several decades. Since I retired over twenty years ago I think I have had at least one cell phone per year. No training was provided for any of them and it took me a long time to figure it out. Of course, as soon as I did, I required a new one. What's my fucking point here? Merely to thank the administrations of the past three generations who fixed things we now call "planned obsolescence. Excuse me, my phone is...
@@zangsax - Not sure if this is a tongue-in-cheek question that I don't get or you are serious. Assuming the latter, I am but one of your "friendly neighbours to the north".
6:04 I haven't downloaded any - - I came here to see if you have an App, Uh, that would turn this PIECE OF S**T into a phone. Welcome back Lewis! 7:58 Corporate Freebee > : Help support your local cellular provider by BUYING a $200.00 transmitter to help THEM build THEIR infrastructure.. (that was fantastic!!)
I was just rehearsing in my mind all of the things I wish I would have said to the person who betrayed me and in the most cowardly way he decided to do it all behind my back. Lewis Black scrolls up on the suggested videos. They know.
i'm an OLD analog type of guy . about eight years ago my wife and i went to buy some flip phones becuse they had a deal whereby we could call each other for free . i found one i liked and the sales lady came up to me and said " sir wouldn't you rather have a Smart Phone ?" i responded with " i'm not smart enough to operate a smart phone " . she put her hands over her mouth , bent over at the waist and burst into hysterical laughter . keep in mind , this was in germany where sales people don't even smile let alone giggle . true story .
This has got to be old because of Wi-Fi Calling(unless Lewis give up years ago). 4 and 5g signals can not pass through if your apartment is a concrete Faraday Cage. So long as you have broadband and Wi-Fi router you can get signals in your bunker, but I get setting up those things would drive Lewis Insane.
You also get exposed to radiation when flying. You are above most of the atmosphere and lose its shielding. Depending on flight duration, it doesn't take many flights to equal one of the dentist's x-rays, and even a single short flight is more than the body scanner.
@@patrickhamilton6677 - At 25,000 feet the oxygen level is so low that you will lose consciousness and die if not given oxygen. Airliners regularly fly at 30,000 to 40,000 feet to conserve energy because the lower air density reduces friction with air, but there is still enough oxygen to keep the combustion going in the jet engines. People who live at higher altitude also receive more solar radiation due to less dense atmosphere above them to block radiated particles.
Nope kid, everything in this video has reversed. It's like hearing Black deliver 2+2=5 in a funny way. Good if you're high, not good if you're sober and your intellect is still working.
Great, I’m a few years older than Lewis, I hated airports, however I learned to adjust, people talking to themselves on Bluetooth phones, respectful of the wall of the Amish family walking 6 or 8 across the the c concourse, prior to 9/11. I’ll leave the post 9/11 to Louis
I thought I was the only one that had the ATT, "you need to buy a transmitter and pay an additional monthly fee," experience. I thought I had gone insane. And yes, Lewis is old enough to be my grandfather, it has nothing to do with age.
"And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made." What do you do every time you use your iPhone? You bow your head and put your hands together.
I’d like to see a reboot version of Grumpy Old Men starring Lewis Black and Bill Burr maybe….
Scratch Bill Burr….Lewis and Larry David
😂 I'm with ya' on that! I would love to see/hear those 2😅😊
Good idea..these two would be genius
Wow. Best idea I've seen in a long time!
Or The Odd Couple
One of the things that impresses me about Mr. Black the most is his forward-thinking insight throughout his life has resulted in him being one of few long-standing comedians who "walk the line" sometimes but remained un-retroactively cancelled.
That's some long sentence mister squeaker. Sure he walks a Pirate's plank and lives to tell.
"He and the assistant hide behind a lead bunker." got me.
Lewis Black is simply the best comedian there is currently on the planet. no wonder why he was the only comedian indorsed by George Carlin.
I’ve always said, he reminds me a lot of George Carlin.
@@billyc6678 If carriers offered 'stupid apps.', it would make millions. Since the majority of people are too stupid to use a smartphone.
Endorsed thanks
The only one! 🤣
I love Lewis Black
Lewis is the sharpest , funniest s.o.b. alive !
Love you Lew. Where would we be without you?😂❤❤❤
I live in Dayton Ohio and I lost 2 jobs because AT&T bought the places and eliminated them. First NCR and then I worked 16 years at The Berry Company. Both places no longer exist because of AT&T. The day I found out AT&T bought The Berry Company, I said "I now know how the French felt when they were told the Nazis had taken over."
Wow, that is a horrible analogy
Possibly the worst analogy
I support this analogy
The French mostly happily collaborated with the Nazis, shipping Jews to the camps with gay abandon. The famous French Resistance was a joke until the Germans demanded French workers for their armament factories. Ironically, Vichy France had adopted the motto not of "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" but "Travail, Famille, Patrie". Work, Family, Fatherland. Says it all really.
OMG ! Lewis Black you are killing me !!! Hysterical 🤣
Lewis Black You have no idea how many people love you! Truly love you
“AT&T is a carrier. Much the same way as a mosquito carries malaria.” That has certainly been my experience with AT&T! This guy is a truth teller.
I agree totally! AT&Ts CRAP was exactly why I switched to Consumer Cellular!
100%
Coverage has been much better and not sure why! 😭
Especially with phone plan alerts you didn’t cause 😂
Again Great Performance Mr. Black.......just Great!
I love you, Mr. Black. I saw you in Indianapolis at the Murat Theater. There’s nothing sexier than an intelligent, funny man. I hope you live as long as possible so I can watch your standup until I die. ❤
😅😅 Inc
I love the bit he did on Wendover, NV.
I love that place, there's a lot of history there.
I flew once with a lovely older woman who had never flown before; she held he prayer beads in her hands as we took off. Bless her! It wa so touching,
12:45 "I took it down to the folks at Verizon, Mmmmm, been having trouble with that phone?.....uhhh Yeah!
LOL!! The delivery of that is GOLD!
I love angry comics and Lewis Black is one of the best.
I absolutely love Lewis Black. I saw him in Vegas years ago. ❤❤❤
"AND YA FUCKIN' SOLD IT TO ME!!!" 🤣
I have always held that the wireless companies should be paying US for testing out THEIR this experimental technology for them.
So happy to see new material - Well done Lewis!
I predict this will be a classic.
When one can just be pissed about everything is on point with it! IDK if this is comedy or just a modern day fucking documentary...but, I love it just the same!
Good to see these videos, thank you.
Mr. Black, you made an old lady laugh so hard today that I truly needed my Depends 😂😅🤣😁.
I am so glad that he can explain to us how he sees it through his eyes because I guarantee that wasn't the way I'd have seen it.
9:36
Where has this man been all my life?
Exactly right about Apple. They know all and do no wrong.
(“Sniff”)
Also over hyped phones😂
Luv this Guy🙌💕❗
"Don't you ever, ever applaud an inanimate object again." Holy shit that was funny.
Love you louis!!❤ come back to the Keswick
Louis Black. I have to stop listening to your comedy. I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle in MY FUCKING GROIN!!!
😂😂😂
Lewis.
Please come back to Portland Oregon when I can see you e.g. not the same night as Christopher Titus after I already bought tickets 😅
If he's still around , I'd love to see Lewis' take on the latest AI ROBOTS
hes currently on tour
I've had friends and family telling me that I need to get an iPhone. My response is that I already have enough headaches. My favorite story about Apple can be found in a Futurama episode...🤔🤣
I'm a Futurama fan who's seen that episode, and agree!!!!!
@@noraroseberry3191
The "eye phone" parody was hilarious!
😂👍
I, too, have been ordered by people to enter the 21st century and get a iPhone. My response though inelegant was always the same: fuck off.
I never have family or others bring it up any more. I wonder why.
Yeh I just switched to apple from android and I wish I hadn’t these phones are all hype
😂😂😂
That is a seminar! 😂
I love this man. 🤣🤣🤣
As a one time customer of AT&T about 14 years ago everything he said is spot on. Worse telecommunication company in America. That is until Dish Network completely bungholes Boost Mobile. Then it'll be a tie.
Just wait until Comcast gets into the cellular market, lol.
Get the beer for this crap show😂
The sniffing apple employee 😂😅
I’m in tears from the sperm bit
That phone's laugh at 12:41 ! 😂 Epic
Great bit!
20 years from now there will be a young comic doing your stick.
"doing your shtick" and old yiddish term.
No, nobody can do Lewis Black, it'll be a cheap imitation.
Just a few of the reasons I haven't used cell phones in a couple years now
"Tony Robbins, my ass!" Utterly brilliant! 😂
This reminds me so much of my first smart phone(that I fought tooth and nail to avoid at the time). I'm not too sure things have improved from there lol.
LOve the guy.... dont you just wish you could have him with you any time you run into an idiot being an idiot. Peace N Love Lewis....
So, a phone is not a comm device, it's a one-hour comedy prop.
Very funny man. Beautiful theatre. Where is it?
I'm raising my Tesla's FSD neural net with the same love Lewis showered his Groin.
Absolutely!
I love the part about the T.S.A. at the airport. I work around the local airport, and they walk a long way from the parking lot and always look so worn down by the job. I joking with them said I don't like the body scan. They expected the usual. I said I prefer the strip search. I've been lonely. They laughed. I really don't care to have either done. I just wanted to cheer them up. I wouldn't want their job but it's sad we apparently need that these days.
Oh the innocents of 2012. The shit to rant about that is to come.
Can't make a phone that works but I'll bet their Environmental, Social, Governance scores are stellar.
Still the best...
Funniest man alive.
Everybody in my house has an iPhone except me. I absolutely refuse. No iPad either, my tablet is just fine. Apple products hate me and I want nothing to do with them.
And we all have them (iPhone, iPad, Mac) because we travel all over and they work and connect with each device without any troubles. I’m happy you’re happy, but you sound rather bitter, maybe a better tablet would cheer you up.
I'm the Non-IPhone in my house as well.
People of the proud you all seem to be
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
How about that idea?
YOU? I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME. THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE!
When the iphone came out, the 1st 1-2 generations were brick computers, that you could drop, with no issues. Now everything needs a supercase for protection.
Could anyone tell me when this show occurred? Thanks.
I like my "Droid" but yeah, sometimes it does exhibit signs of having its own free will. I don't know why using my headphone jack makes it assume I need to know what time it is.
I have been having similar problems with ATT
My first land line telephone had some options: wall or desk set and where-would-you-like-it were my choices. That's it.
No lessons on how to use the make/break rotary dial. No lessons on how to count 1 to 0. I wasn't even told that the zero and the letter 'O' were different! Plus, it was black...as in Lewis! In all the years I used that set, not once did it fail me. Skip forward several decades. Since I retired over twenty years ago I think I have had at least one cell phone per year. No training was provided for any of them and it took me a long time to figure it out. Of course, as soon as I did, I required a new one. What's my fucking point here? Merely to thank the administrations of the past three generations who fixed things we now call "planned obsolescence. Excuse me, my phone is...
go NOKIA even crippled by crapNdroid they last For Years -
i understand Nokia is now making their 5Gen in JAHpan.....
😄😄😄👍🏻
Funny true
Are you from Commack NY?
@@zangsax - Not sure if this is a tongue-in-cheek question that I don't get or you are serious.
Assuming the latter, I am but one of your "friendly neighbours to the north".
I believe he's telling the truth
6:04 I haven't downloaded any - - I came here to see if you have an App, Uh, that would turn this PIECE OF S**T into a phone.
Welcome back Lewis! 7:58 Corporate Freebee > : Help support your local cellular provider by BUYING a $200.00 transmitter to help THEM build THEIR infrastructure.. (that was fantastic!!)
Go to about 4:00
I was just rehearsing in my mind all of the things I wish I would have said to the person who betrayed me and in the most cowardly way he decided to do it all behind my back.
Lewis Black scrolls up on the suggested videos.
They know.
i'm an OLD analog type of guy . about eight years ago my wife and i went to buy some flip phones becuse they had a deal whereby we could call each other for free . i found one i liked and the sales lady came up to me and said " sir wouldn't you rather have a Smart Phone ?"
i responded with " i'm not smart enough to operate a smart phone " .
she put her hands over her mouth , bent over at the waist and burst into hysterical laughter .
keep in mind , this was in germany where sales people don't even smile let alone giggle . true story .
My husband and love you ❤
Beat wishes from Canada 🇨🇦 ❤
The Apple Store bit is hilarious
...see...im not the only one!
Screw Verizon and AT&T!
What is fasting mimicking diet?
A true master !
Going off on AT&T...can't possibly get cruel enough for me. Get 'em, Mr. B!
Hysh va is or was interpret by me as 3 dystressed 27 a math problem of creativity to see what 2 digit expression you will derive at.
Lewis is attaining Carlin levels
I went Verizon got myself a droid
Crowd Applause
Don’t you ever applause a Inanimate object again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!!!! Thanks!!!!
“Tony Robbins, my a$$!”
I love my iPhone!
The word "droid" is actually copyrighted and owned by Lucasfilms. You are required by law to call it an android. True Story.
This has got to be old because of Wi-Fi Calling(unless Lewis give up years ago). 4 and 5g signals can not pass through if your apartment is a concrete Faraday Cage. So long as you have broadband and Wi-Fi router you can get signals in your bunker, but I get setting up those things would drive Lewis Insane.
Ditto here.
WHO said craziness wasn't funny?
You also get exposed to radiation when flying. You are above most of the atmosphere and lose its shielding. Depending on flight duration, it doesn't take many flights to equal one of the dentist's x-rays, and even a single short flight is more than the body scanner.
Above most of the atmosphere? Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣
@@patrickhamilton6677 - At 25,000 feet the oxygen level is so low that you will lose consciousness and die if not given oxygen. Airliners regularly fly at 30,000 to 40,000 feet to conserve energy because the lower air density reduces friction with air, but there is still enough oxygen to keep the combustion going in the jet engines. People who live at higher altitude also receive more solar radiation due to less dense atmosphere above them to block radiated particles.
Phones are better now.
DUDE We Gotta talk , Hate Whats Coming, Cant Stop Running.
TIMELESS❣
Nope kid, everything in this video has reversed. It's like hearing Black deliver 2+2=5 in a funny way. Good if you're high, not good if you're sober and your intellect is still working.
Great, I’m a few years older than Lewis, I hated airports, however I learned to adjust, people talking to themselves on Bluetooth phones, respectful of the wall of the Amish family walking 6 or 8 across the the c concourse, prior to 9/11. I’ll leave the post 9/11 to Louis
I thought I was the only one that had the ATT, "you need to buy a transmitter and pay an additional monthly fee," experience. I thought I had gone insane. And yes, Lewis is old enough to be my grandfather, it has nothing to do with age.
"And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made." What do you do every time you use your iPhone? You bow your head and put your hands together.
AND YA F×CKIN SOLD IT TO ME??😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i think lewis black is almost like Christ; he can make vinegar out of water...
I agree about AT&T. 😖
12:22 My Mom Is Struggling With The Same Phone To
I wonder how his relationship building is going with his new child....😂🎉
We need updates
That would be a legitimate reason for getting out of the contract failure to perform
Fastest line is no line
That’s why I only wear drawers and a wifebeater through the airport these days
only funny when you did the on broadway special
HAHA HE IS FKN HILARIOUS
One ois the funniest shit I have ever seen from him..I am apple . Can relate.
Didn't the pagers just go off?? Time always tells something. 😮