eggdog boba
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- ΠΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²Π°Π½ΠΎ 12 ΡΠ΅Ρ 2019
- eggdog and his friends visit a nearby town to get some boba tea
Merch ππ eggdog.shop/
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Music UsedπΆ Nintendo69 - Estrelar Remix
Twitter π¦ / zamsire
Discord π¬ / discord
Twitch πΊ / zamsire
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Nobody:
The bowling alley screen when you get a strike:
Evan the awesome gamer eggdog bowling alley
This should be an actual bowling ally screen
The general movement of the pins on the screen is nearly identical to that of the average eggdog
Nobody:
Perfectly fine jokes that don't need the word "Nobody" added to them: nObOdY
Perfect context
I sent this to my mom with no context. She responded with βokβ
She must be condfused
Can I marry your mom
@@lucafygd615 home sweet Alabama
Ice Cube-A I see you are a man of quality too.
XD
it doesn't feel like a meme, it feels like an entire aesthetic
i love it
:0 MY AESTHETIC
@@m3ln193 HAHAHAH
So eggdog aesthetic?
Nice, I like it.
yes Iβm in this aesthetic now. My birthday list is litrally sureal toys, I didnβt order a eggnog yesterday for nothing
Aesthetic meme
I'm never had boba tea, I am now 34% convinced it's some sort of drug
It tastes weird
It's the best thing ever, yes, It is a drug π€€
It taste like tapioca
It's really good
Try it you feel like an eggdog
My favorite part of it is the topiaca
sorry mom i promise i'll never be into drugs again
y...
HaSeUL
Same
as expected u orbitch r here
This was trippy as shit
3 bobas for 1 strawberry? damn i wanna live in that world.
ScubDecoder then strawberry jam must be really expensive
But what if all fruits are like money?
ur icon is legitness :3
hi el, I'm al
in eggdog world strawberries cause psychedelic effects so really theyβre paying with LSD
I feel some pretty sinister vibes from that H. The way his bar just kind of appears. The wild boba tea he gives them. The way he clutches the strawberry. He feels like a manipulative conman dealing in boba drugs.
you were right it seems
This comment is underrated
and also that he's an H. why is he an H.
β@@PERILPAWZZfor episode
Me: *Takes test for school*
Also me: If I don't pass, I will fail!
Meanwhile, My brain:
"If I don't pass, I will fail"
.
@@FreshestCool what?
If I donβt pass. I will fail.
@@FreshestCool
Mommy Mearest Says Not
Brazilian music, remixed into a japanese type of music, in an american video about eggs with dog face
Noice
DZ 2.0 name it
@@pattarada9323 Marcos Valle - Estrelar
MI $ERY
*B R A Z I L I A M S P O T T E D*
BR :)
0:53 It seems his computer couldnβt handle the *pure beauty*
No its just boba
π
The Narrative behind this:
The dogs go to japan and meet a guy selling boba, they drink it and start hallucinating bc of the drugs. and at the end they end up falling in a lake and drowning.
seems like a dream
Oh no
Are you sure the lake's part was not a hallucination?
Because I suppose they're still lying in the bar.
The guy is Trevor H, he was accused of drug consumption , sales and 3rd degree murder
As a Brazilian, I'm loving this use of Brazilian music.
What's it called
Yes what is it called?
β@@gounbillol8267 Estrelar by Marcos Valle
β@@Lucia-LovesCatzEstrelar (Marcos Valle)
Remmember kids, always drink your boba, and one day you might be as perfect as eggdog.
No human can ever be as perfect as eggdog ππ
DarfKevinbeimirspielen? yeh we can
Thanks for the lesson
@@SaChFe_ Not with that attitude. If one eats enough strawberries and drinks enough boba, they can become eggdog.
Me: I need to study for a very important University test
Also me:
Me rn
Me
Eggdog is more important
Me procrastinating
ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ Π³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΠΈΡΡΡΡ....
ΠΌΠ΅ΠΌ ΡΠΌΠ΅ΡΠ½ΠΎΠΉ, ΡΠΈΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΡ ΡΡΡΠ°ΡΠ½Π°Ρ.
0:58 can we apreciate the aesthetic
Sad that I will never be able to experience this for the first time again. π
dont worry its just as good the second time
*is this how eggdoggos drug themselves?*
*best reply:* no, this is how they *_ascend_*
No, this is how they *ascend*
_h_
The h is silent
Theyβre busting into reality.
No they were _boiled_
βDreams have meaningsβ
My dreams:
Sooo *How do I explain this meaning*
This is the meaning of life
It means egg dog blessed you
same
These dreams don't have meaning, and that's the most beautiful thing about them
No matter how many times I watch this, it will never become boring
So everyone in the comments isnβt gonna talk about the H is flapping his feet like everything around him is cool?
Hey guys this is my new account thx for the likes!!
Friends: So what do you do for money?
Zamsire: *Itβs complicated*
Not for money, but to erase his sins.
My mom didnβt even question me about this she just walked away...
Nice
Nice
k
k
lol
*This is exactly the feeling of beverage pleasure*
Bro why do i find this so cute in such an eggdog aesthetic way, everything, the music, the eggdog, the bg, everyhting makes it so good bye
For anyone who canβt read Japanese, it says γγΎγ (tamago). It means egg.
Edit: Why does this have 1k likes? I thought no one would see it.
Purple InkFace i know
Hage Nade well some people dont
K we get it you know Japanese
I know cause I've watched doctor squish
γγ£γγ γγΎγ γγ¬ γΌγ° :3
When you see eggdog in the title, ya know itβs gonna be gold
Cheez Rules yasss
Yepπ
Vully Vulpix yasss
Gonna be eggcellent I think you mean...
eggdog porn.
I listen to this so many timessss
Whoever animated this is a legend. This is what we need.
Zamzire
iβve been watching him since this came out
how it feels to chew 5 gum
This is probably 10 gum at this point.
*white boba from the mexicans that is in a powder consistency*
*stimulate your senses*
Legend has it every 100 millionath pack of 5 gum contains DMT
*H*
I never gonna stop watching this kind of videos, they are perfect.
same
Samee! I love the sonic one and zelda one
I made your likes reach 500 you're welcome
The likes are at 666 Iβll keep em like that.
Me to
I really love this video the most out of em all because of the sick edits when they drink the boba
H set up shop REAL quick. He knew exactly who would buy his boba.
When you take more than one gummy vitamin:
i took one, but i gave the other one to the buried corpse.
*how about drugs?*
i take two noobs
I take ten πlosers
Michael Jackson woah, thatβs a big risk.
I'm on that side of UA-cam again am I?
I love it
Yes we are! It brings back memories to 2010-2010
stay
The best side
Aspen Karch lol I thought of this just when I read your comment π
It's 2019 can we stop doing these comments
Ive rewatched this exact vid for 2 and a half years now it never gets old ! Its my fav eggdog vid!
ALSO WHEN ARE THE KIWI PLUSHIES BACK π’π’π’
This is beautiful Iβve been looking at this for 32 days now
I think this is the best thing Iβve ever witnessed.
It gets awfully close to Sonic the eggdog for me, as beautiful as this is
I ONLY FOUND OUT TODAY THAT THEY ARE EGGS WITH DOG FACES I THOUGHT THEY WERE SEALS
Abi's Whatever the title is literally eggdog boba
I think this is the original eggdog
ua-cam.com/video/DFPdtdY-a_c/v-deo.html
(nobody asked)
Same they look like me tho. But they are so FLUFFY
My guy, every video on this channel has Eggdog in the title. What are you smoking, and why did you share it with the eggdogs?
βeggdogβ
i rewatch this whenever i feel sad and it helps a ton
This is my absolute favorite video you have ever created with your godly toes of yours!!!! This is my everything
the weird 'h' thing literally made me snort out laughing
Same I'm dieing it's so dank man
It was pretty epic
Thought it was an H-Mart reference (asian convenience store).
:P
@@chips2901 ITS HIM
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly
*H*
THANK YOU LMAO
H for life!!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!!!!
yes
Heroin?
H!!!!!
This is a literal masterpiece just chefs kiss
why do i love this channel so much
Can you make a 10 hour version I dont want to click on repeat every 2 mins
Please do
JulienKiing ! Heard of this thing called lΓΆΓΆping a video
You can loop the video by right clicking and selecting loop
@@DrStevenPeculiar Im on mobile
JulienKiing !
Yeah, you add it to a playlist then click the loop button (the crisscross arrows)
This the type of video that will be recommended 10 years later from now
How did you know?!
oops used my time machine again.
This the type of comment that will be replied to in ten years from someone ten years from now regarding the fact that it was recommended to them ten years later
I watching this for the 500th time this week and I still can't stop omg
I sometimes just sit there head empty and all I can think is "eggdog boba"
i've never seen this channel before, but i love this person's merch so much it's all so cute
I feel like Iβve just simultaneously watched every anime in existence.
Yes
@@azanuan9185 yes
Yes
Bizzare!
You have my friend you have...
me: **drinking my first bubble tea**
my mind:
relatable
Ayano YT me-
And Iβve only had it once ;-;
that is going to be so relatable.
lol relatable I'm drinking some rn
nostallgia thatβs depressing as hell
it's a masterpiece, period.
YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST MUSIC NO CAP
Literally any frame of this video could be an aesthetic wallpaper or a weird Japanese ad cover
H
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ok now I have to put this as my phone wallpaper
0:19
A kid literality drowns in chocolate:
Oompaloompas:
This joke is so old now...
breezily who asked π₯΄
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
@@user-q2c No Also In Book Too
I like Boomer jokes
0:35 my entire nervous system when I hit my elbow on the table
This is exactly what i needed before going to work at a boba shop.
Teacher: Now class, what did we learn today?
Class: Boba is a drug
LOLππππ
In the eggdog universe .... Everything except egg is poison....
"Boba" is the same of dumb in brazilian linguangue
@@luanda5178 Yeah, and in Bengali "Boba" means dumb/mute ...
I'm NeVeR dRiNkInG bObA aGaIn LoL
UA-cam: so youβre saying you want to recommend egg dog to this person?
Me: *Y E S*
Wtf is your pfp? I am concerned and have questions, your pfp makes me uncomfortable.
You should be shunned for your profile pic :-/
Janelle Northcut ;)
@@sakurapossom8981 uno reverso
@@barringtona3859 no
Why is this nastolgic (zasmire you were a small part of my childhood but probably around some of the best parts of it i just wanted to thank you)
Legit my favorite video of yours. Don't ask me why it just... I can't explain
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly
He got both drinc and snacc
I love how there's movement for every note of the song. Highly satisfying.
very
Did you know this music is brasilian right?
In a japonese voice
pao de queijo cabuloso how is that at all related??
@@scarasluts the lyrics are brazilian
pao de queijo cabuloso brazilian isnt a language.....
These are my new addiction. Thank you.
Finding eggdog was the best thing that happened to me in quarantine
OK BUT the original song is βestrelar by marcos valleβ
Some 80s brazilian portuguese song for yall :D the lyrics are basically about summer, beach, exercise in a very cheery vibe
also
eggdog>>>> all
μλ kkkkkk
i was so confused when i could understand the lyrics π i was like waitt.. this is portuguese :O
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@sab6041 me too lol xD
I just watched Egg dog get a drink from the letter βhβ that was drugged with acid and then breaks the fourth wall and also came back from an alternate universe through a wormhole
What has my life come to?
honestly i was drinking chocolate milk the a similar cup when i saw that part and i felt 1 woth egg doggos.
You're taste in music is β¨fabulousβ¨
Been coming up on my recommended for a while now, glad I finally clicked π
medicine add: side effects may include vomiting, strokes, blindness, and in some cases death.
the people in the ad:
*DriNKs DriNK thAT iS dRuGgeD*
EXACTLY LMAO
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
I don't think this is medicine it's drugs
@HAIL USSR same thing-
0:53 my entire nervous system after i bump my elbow on something and it starts shivering
Maybe you hit your funny bone π§
oh
It's not only me?
I love this one the most I really like this oneππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°πππππ I love the edits!!!! You worked very hard for the edits I think
i cannot believe how accurate a description of boba this is
I'll have 10 of whatever eggdog's having please
ILL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@@ActuallyRocatex I think I died laughing
It's bubble tea and it tastes so good
pay up fool
*Takes tea*
Later....
My brain:
Absolutely no one:
The dream that I try to talk about:
xd
How is that your first reply
Lol
this is basically how i feel about *every single dream i have*
Indeed!
Front of the class : calm and quiet
Back of the class :
Soemtimes you come across a creator who just gets it. Underrated Masterpiece.
Friend: So what kind of content do you watch?
Me: Eh nothing so intresting just some makeup tutorials
What I actually watch:
He he first
γγγ«γ‘γ―γ
Strawbetty Similar comment:
My cousin: Hey, letβs watch some videos! What kind do you watch?
Me: Just some ASMR videos, like clay cracking and slime
My cousin: Okay! Letβs watch that.
My POV: Shit, I hope she doesnβt find out about what I watch on UA-cam.
It the queen the strawbetty we mus protecc
@@pixelated928 same
Dogs: expand
Me: already copying link to send to my group chat
Will D thatβs what I did ππππ
Will D me lmaooooo
Donβt call me out like that
Me but I send it to my mom
Exactlyππ
this song is so damn good and the vid has such a good aesthetic, actually a masterpiece
I'm practically addicted to this song, I always listen to it, I love it
"the weird side of youtube" has gotten refined over the years
i learned to accept stuff like this and i stuff like this or the "wii" video also arent disturbing or slightly unnerving
This is more like the pocket dimension on the boarder of normal & weird UA-cam
@@zds9193 In 2009 this would be seen as "weird yotube" we must keep tradition
Weird???
Maybe
0:37
My teacher
βYou donβt have to do the testβ
Me:
Why wouldn't you tho. Are you a first class person to hell? Also i know its a joke ok.
What the heck you did
Why u removed the timecode?
I get it now they got hyper after too much boba.
Also.....
I like how the H Flied away spinning after he gave that one poor eggdog a boba.
I love the eggdogs theyre so cuteπ
This makes me fell an emotion that doesnβt exist
It makes me feel h a p p yβ¦
i know,right?
i cant describe it
I shall call this new emotion EGG
I think itβs called strangely pleased
1st time watching: *what the heck*
2nd time watching: *it's kinda cute*
3rd time watching: *I'm addicted*
XxBuum honestly same
Kiwi
500th time watching: yeah this just to good for me
XxBuum SAME
1st time watching: *Iβm addicted*
At least for me
It's so satisfying to watch!
this is my favorite video ever on the entire internet
*Bartender:* "what you drinking?"
*Me:* _looks at trippin' eggdogs_
"I'll have what they're having"
Cast:
The Eggdogs
Strawberries
Baguettes
Kiwibirds
and
*H*
H
No u missed eggcat
H and eggcat
*H*
H and egg cat
I watch these when I'm stressed. Look atem go!
I guess thanks for making me discover bossa nova. It's become one of my favourite music genres now!
My friend: I had a dream where I kissed my crush!!
My dreams:
o
Thats me as well
Same
Do less acid
Oh than ur dreams r pretty nice
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
my brain at 4 in the morning:
same :D
when a dream comes along with eggdogs and boba
Me:
It is literly 4 30 where I live right now so exactly
Its literally 4:10am here :D
Π ΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ?!
0:36 my fave bit ππ
This song is such a bop I need the full version!!!!
the class when the teacher leaves for one second:
Canadian Swiss cheese more like one milisecond
Thamk u Canadian Swiss Cheese for dat bootiful truth
*0:36** 10 Gruesome images before death*
IM CRYING I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS IN 2020ππ ALSO IM OBSESSED WITH THE MUSICππ
Why do these videos make me happy lol