He didn’t and Leviticus is a clear, unequivocal prohibition on being tattooed. Context is irrelevant. Either it’s written or it’s not. Either it’s true or it’s not.
Because it's one of the most deeply intimate things you can do with a person that also has the ability to create life. There's a reason why r*pe victims are deeply scared and mortified when sex was misused against them. I would also argue that secular people are more obsessed with then religious people. Because they have entire , months, events, clubs, parades, and shows specifically devoted to sex and sexuality.
Leviticus 19:28 “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord. So yeah, this girl lost church.
@@seanwebb605 most of the rules in Leviticus were specifically for the Hebrews as a part of being "God's chosen people". Even back then it didn't apply to other people and the law was fulfilled when Jesus did his thing. So basically, you should be good as long as you don't get anything inappropriate.
If you want to have fun get some really obscure verses tattooed on your body to throw people off like Leviticus. "Do not have sex your mother, for she is your mother and it's disrespectful to your father."
Anybody who believes these videos are really/sadly misinformed. They believe stereotypes rather than knowing truth. What’s worse, they laugh about it as if they got something right when they’re far and out from reality.
Yup they failed their fantasy invisible bearded man in the sky cult and be reading books with the subgenres of Unironic "Non-Fictional Christian Fictional Books" like The Holy Star Wars Bible
He's not though really is he.... he's a cartoon character. It's make believe... he's there to drive the plot as us every character. Honest to fucking god can tough not see that's its not real??
Might have helped Brian to say that he wasn't up to speed on which variant of christian she was, or in this case the exact standards of evangelical christians specifically (Come on, there's named christianity variants by the dozen, how are you supposed to keep track of each ones differences?)
Some people say that getting tattoos is against Christianity, I remember in some of the early seasons of Ink Master that a priest was one of the human canvases.
Everyone in the comments saying "The bible prohibits tattoos", yeah that's the point, the joke is most Christians today are total hypocrites since they strictly follow some rules of the bible while completely ignoring the rest
People who bring this up don't understand the context of Leviticus. Most of the rules in Leviticus were specifically for the Hebrews to separate them from other nations as God's chosen people. And the new Testament explicitly says that once Jesus "fulfilled the law" through his sacrifice, those rules were no longer binding.
Nice job explaining the joke, for a second there I almost thought the joke was about criticizing Buddhists. Thankfully we have 120 IQ geniuses like you to explain this.
Totally inacurate. Found a camera phone in our hotel after church day (big gathering once a year in another city) and the photos told two girls and a black guy have been practicing charity all night long on each other.
@@MrRupert picture that seen in blade at the club in the beginning. Add in some crucifixes, the occasional "waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa Christttt" Consistent consecutive slowdowns to praise the Lord. Still a lot of grinding and the hoe meter was at a 6/10
0:50 - 0:53 That is true though. Even I don’t plan to get intimate with a woman before I marry her, and my family went through the same thing. Unfortunately, my brother went against that code, but at least I know when it’s okay.
Ok losers no, nerdy maybe. I'm a Christian and I even I would do the real crazy stuff with a guy before marriage, it's a part of the fun of being an adult. Eating sherbet and watching funny state farm commercials ? That's a no go for me.
Fun fact - Jesus (Jeshua) never said he saves you. The scriptures when translated into english PROPERLY actually speak about how jesus tried to teach everyone how to save themselves.. he was almost agnostic, his mission was to diamantle the insane Jewish/aramaic faith of a judgemental father. Jesus continually told everyone that we all are equal sons of the father, not him specifically. Aramaic word for equal is 'Son' Yeah yeah yeah you're going to reply with some priest indoctrinated bible passage to prove me wrong. Its well established that the bible translation from aramaic, to greek to early english MISINTERPRETED words. So the narrative was changed. And then concepts like 'hell' and 'rapture' and 'saviour' were literally added 1400 years later by men whom never spoke to Jesus. And of the 100's of gospels that were written at the time of jesus that specifically state that Jesus taught us to look within ourselves (meditation) to find God, all those gospels were deleted becaue they didnt align with the incorrect, biased view of the church that wanted fundamental position to speak on behalf of Jesus... Which is an insult to Jesus as he specifically tried to dismantle that very notion of a controlling church that spoke of a wrathful father. Proper translations (Aramaic); Son - equal nature of Sin - unknowing Repent - think differently Rapture - literally added 400 years ago, prior to that there was no biblical concept of the end of the World. I am - name of the fathers consciousness in the world Christ - state given to knowing, like buddha (not a last name) Heaven - state of peace within yourself by knowing God Jesus - not his real name, the letter J didn't exist back then. It was closer to Yezuā or Yeshuwā The famous passage by John, whom was agnostic LOL 😅 "I am the way, the truth, the life, none come to the father before me" Heavily misunderstood statement. Jesus never spoke as a man, but the father spoke THROUGH jesus as Christ (john 5:19) The true meaning of the passage is this - God speaks and says "My consciousness is the way, the truth and is your life, you cannot know this by your own means, only by understand you as me" God is saying that in order to meet the father in heaven, you must realise Christ, it is the only way. Which is the second coming, the second coming isn't a global event, it's individual. And by that i mean, you must realise it your self 🙏🏼
1:11 It’s Brian’s cross so he keep it
If i had a nickel for every time Brian fought to keep a cross, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it's happened twice
Oh yeah when Meg tried to covert him and he growled that tune. 🤣
Nice phineas and ferb reference
@@zenobryant5192is that where that 2 nickels BS comes from? I see it in other comment sections. It's pretty stupid.
@@theymademepickaname1248yes, the phineas and ferb movie
@@theymademepickaname1248 yes, it is from the movie they did about dimensions.
Leviticus prohibits tattoos...and wearing mixed fibres...and eating shellfish
Jesus has tattoos you don’t understand context
He didn’t and Leviticus is a clear, unequivocal prohibition on being tattooed. Context is irrelevant. Either it’s written or it’s not. Either it’s true or it’s not.
Plus it’s a chose you can either follow it or not. I live by the new but I can still able to read the old
Leviticus is no longer binding.
Seriously, that's what they bring up in like half the New Testament.
@@koolkid1234ism You don't understand punctuation.
You know what? Good on her for sticking it to Brian as every woman he ever meets should at this point.
I will never understand why religions of any kind are so obsessed with sex
Because they're 2000 y. o. sets of rules mirroring the beliefs pf their time ?...
@@user-zj4zz4un5z that doesn’t answer my question
Why are you so obsessed with people not having sex before marriage?
@@MrDavicovic IKR
Because it's one of the most deeply intimate things you can do with a person that also has the ability to create life. There's a reason why r*pe victims are deeply scared and mortified when sex was misused against them. I would also argue that secular people are more obsessed with then religious people. Because they have entire , months, events, clubs, parades, and shows specifically devoted to sex and sexuality.
Leviticus 19:28
“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
So yeah, this girl lost church.
To quote some guy on the internet:
"One look at you and it's clear you pick and choose which parts of the bible fit your agenda"
It’s fairly clear that it’s a prohibition on tattoos. Just because you’re too dense to understand that is your problem.
You’re taking that verse out of context, I mean even Jesus has tattoos. But yeah we’re the ones picking and choosing right
Would be hilarious to get that tattooed on yourself
Good thing she's not an Israelite then huh? Oh yeah, are we forgetting that Yahweh is specifically the god of the Israelites? Yeah, we are. 🙄
Another swing, another miss for Brian Edward Griffin.
i never knew brian even had a middle name
Hey his initials are B.E.G.
Brian: *gets rejected by one Christian girl* I'm gonna end Jesus' entire career now.
He didn’t do with Silver
I was in a ministry group in college, and can confirm that this is 100% accurate. Anytime anyone mentioned Ice Cream, everyone lost their minds.
The Bible also says you shouldn't get tattoos ...
It's optional not Biblical
That's why I love when Christian fundamentalists get tattoos referencing Leviticus. Umm......yeah about that.
@@seanwebb605If Leviticus rules applied to us we’d have to stop getting haircuts.
@@kickmewhenimdown Oh that opens up all sorts of possibilities.
@@seanwebb605 most of the rules in Leviticus were specifically for the Hebrews as a part of being "God's chosen people". Even back then it didn't apply to other people and the law was fulfilled when Jesus did his thing. So basically, you should be good as long as you don't get anything inappropriate.
Tattooing Bible Versus geez I doubt that even Ned Flanders would do that.Also think think I finally found him both his dream girl and 3rd wife.
flanders would'nt do that because he knows not to get tattoos
@@rallyman6442 even though their just bible versus
It’s not that weird. My dad has a pretty long passage down his arm, and he’s not the stereotypical Christian at all.
It’s surprisingly common.
If you want to have fun get some really obscure verses tattooed on your body to throw people off like Leviticus.
"Do not have sex your mother, for she is your mother and it's disrespectful to your father."
0:55 so you’re telling me every person there that isn’t married is a virgin?
That’s a way of pointing it out
They are such prudes
Anybody who believes these videos are really/sadly misinformed. They believe stereotypes rather than knowing truth. What’s worse, they laugh about it as if they got something right when they’re far and out from reality.
Yesn't. Some of them failed in the mission of having non-marital sex.
Yup they failed their fantasy invisible bearded man in the sky cult and be reading books with the subgenres of Unironic "Non-Fictional Christian Fictional Books" like The Holy Star Wars Bible
The last time Brian refused to give back the cross, he was growling the tune from The Right Stuff..
he is a hypocrite
He's not though really is he.... he's a cartoon character. It's make believe... he's there to drive the plot as us every character.
Honest to fucking god can tough not see that's its not real??
@@MolloyPolloyYes it's a cartoon character, and the cartoon character is being portrayed as a hypocrite. Two things can be true
DAT'S DA JOKE
@@MolloyPolloy The writers are, and they made him so yes he is.
@@plasticweapon its a tired joke people are sick of, along with Gay Stewie crap. S1 Stewie is supiror.
Wait til this incident surfaces online and in church sermons.
Brian is a scumbag and all but I still say he is better than Lois. Lois is just awful
"I Think You Should Leave." What If He Doesn't Want To Leave?
So she’s like Mary Cooper?
I laughed when Brian chewed on that cross! I always wanted to see him doing that infront of ppl
Brian just doesn't get it
I’d rather be boring and get to experience the glory of heaven than be cool and go to hell
Might have helped Brian to say that he wasn't up to speed on which variant of christian she was, or in this case the exact standards of evangelical christians specifically
(Come on, there's named christianity variants by the dozen, how are you supposed to keep track of each ones differences?)
I was waiting for the Crazy Frog song growl 😂😂
The Bible forbids bestiality as well. Just saying.
Some people say that getting tattoos is against Christianity, I remember in some of the early seasons of Ink Master that a priest was one of the human canvases.
Brian went back being a jerk.
when wasnt he a jerk
oh yea the first 3 seasons
I think he was just being a dog.
He was always a jerk since Season 9 Brian write’s a bestseller
Don't have sex before marriage - Jesus
Jesus mother 😁
That was a one night stand with the Holy Spirit at band camp.
“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.” -Leviticus 19:28 KJV
Well that was short lived
Already saw that from a mile away
0:30 Typical Brian griffin response😒
Brian still hasn’t changed has he? After over 10 seasons worth of potential development.
They just like to keep as he is now huh?
he's not supposed to change. none of these characters are supposed to change.
No he’s hasn’t
Accurate these days. Seems the only way to get laid in the states is to go on a slimy website full of tricks.
Everyone in the comments saying "The bible prohibits tattoos", yeah that's the point, the joke is most Christians today are total hypocrites since they strictly follow some rules of the bible while completely ignoring the rest
Christianity is not about following rules like a nerd.
People who bring this up don't understand the context of Leviticus. Most of the rules in Leviticus were specifically for the Hebrews to separate them from other nations as God's chosen people. And the new Testament explicitly says that once Jesus "fulfilled the law" through his sacrifice, those rules were no longer binding.
@@izzieb.2926Exactly. The New Testament derives from the Greek word diatheke which literally means new covenant.
Nice job explaining the joke, for a second there I almost thought the joke was about criticizing Buddhists. Thankfully we have 120 IQ geniuses like you to explain this.
It’s astounding how often Brian throws away his principles just to get laid, even at the expense of the well being of others.
The end was funny 😆
Hey you can’t do that to our savior
Grrrrrrrrrrr
Ok your savior your savior
Actually, Evangelical churches can be quite diverse.
A half of the parishioners at the Baptist Church in my neighbourhood are Chinese or Korean.
You gotta test drive the car before you buy it - that’s why I have sex before marriage
Sure... but the real test is to do it with someone else.
That’s terrible logic a woman isn’t a car. My wife is the only woman I’ve been with and the best I’ve ever had.
@@koolkid1234ism well you got lucky but for the rest of us, it don’t work like that
Oddly the most successful marriages I’ve seen are arranged ones from India. Test driving doesn’t seem to work.
@@koolkid1234ism You can't make a standard when you have nothing to compare it to
I know quagmire is also bad but atleast he was right about brian
If Meg couldn't get a wooden cross from Brian, how would a random Evangelical have a chance?
What a jerk Brian is.
evengenicals *a giant monster comes down from the sky*
This is so wrong about Christianity that I'm saying this as somebody that's a Christian
🎶
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
The right stuff
🎶
Do never ever touch brian
Episode and season number?????
S22 E15
in the description :)
Jesus: the anti Shinzo Abe
Totally inacurate.
Found a camera phone in our hotel after church day (big gathering once a year in another city) and the photos told two girls and a black guy have been practicing charity all night long on each other.
Brian is getting worser and worser in each season.
Has better game than me tbh
She sounds like Amity
Honestly, I respect woman a lot who have no sex before marriage.
In many cultures it's normal.
owe savior *gurrrr!* ok your savior your savior
I'll never forget the time I was dragged to a Christian "club". They had a DJ and lights like a regular club, but a very large uncomfortable vibe.
Really? Tell us more, please.
@@MrRupert picture that seen in blade at the club in the beginning. Add in some crucifixes, the occasional "waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa Christttt"
Consistent consecutive slowdowns to praise the Lord. Still a lot of grinding and the hoe meter was at a 6/10
@@theyearwas1473 Wow, that's weird. I understand you.
@@MrRupert it's the least I can do for letting me watch chopped up clips of unpaid for family Guy
Yup. Brian got rejected by yet another girl. He'll never learn.
Once an atheist, always an atheist.
And atheism leads to communism.
@@cinemalights4601 Based.
That's definitely not how atheism works, but ok.
Brian dodged a bullet with this one.
@@cinemalights4601both religion and communism are bullshit.
So does the creator of family guy just hate Christianity or does he just hate all religion
All religions
0:50 - 0:53 That is true though. Even I don’t plan to get intimate with a woman before I marry her, and my family went through the same thing. Unfortunately, my brother went against that code, but at least I know when it’s okay.
Don't judge other people's choices!
@@SkylarThompson-mu1qsdude shut up, he wasn’t saying that. You’re saying not to judge others yet you’re judging them!
Brian's best moment ever!
This comment section is an atrocity. 1/10. This section gets awarded zero points. Arguing about the hible and God is lame and unfunny and no one wins.
It's better to wait before marriage; intimacy is an emotional and special moment. 🎉
@@PipeHorseFriend he's right
Ok losers no, nerdy maybe. I'm a Christian and I even I would do the real crazy stuff with a guy before marriage, it's a part of the fun of being an adult. Eating sherbet and watching funny state farm commercials ? That's a no go for me.
Premarital sex is a sin... as a christian you shouldnt promote it and you should repent of it if you have done it.
"Part of the fun of being an adult"
...if sin is seen by you as "something fun to do", you should talk to your deacons.
Fun fact -
Jesus (Jeshua) never said he saves you.
The scriptures when translated into english PROPERLY actually speak about how jesus tried to teach everyone how to save themselves.. he was almost agnostic, his mission was to diamantle the insane Jewish/aramaic faith of a judgemental father.
Jesus continually told everyone that we all are equal sons of the father, not him specifically.
Aramaic word for equal is 'Son'
Yeah yeah yeah you're going to reply with some priest indoctrinated bible passage to prove me wrong.
Its well established that the bible translation from aramaic, to greek to early english MISINTERPRETED words. So the narrative was changed. And then concepts like 'hell' and 'rapture' and 'saviour' were literally added 1400 years later by men whom never spoke to Jesus. And of the 100's of gospels that were written at the time of jesus that specifically state that Jesus taught us to look within ourselves (meditation) to find God, all those gospels were deleted becaue they didnt align with the incorrect, biased view of the church that wanted fundamental position to speak on behalf of Jesus... Which is an insult to Jesus as he specifically tried to dismantle that very notion of a controlling church that spoke of a wrathful father.
Proper translations (Aramaic);
Son - equal nature of
Sin - unknowing
Repent - think differently
Rapture - literally added 400 years ago, prior to that there was no biblical concept of the end of the World.
I am - name of the fathers consciousness in the world
Christ - state given to knowing, like buddha (not a last name)
Heaven - state of peace within yourself by knowing God
Jesus - not his real name, the letter J didn't exist back then. It was closer to Yezuā or Yeshuwā
The famous passage by John, whom was agnostic LOL 😅
"I am the way, the truth, the life, none come to the father before me"
Heavily misunderstood statement.
Jesus never spoke as a man, but the father spoke THROUGH jesus as Christ (john 5:19)
The true meaning of the passage is this -
God speaks and says "My consciousness is the way, the truth and is your life, you cannot know this by your own means, only by understand you as me"
God is saying that in order to meet the father in heaven, you must realise Christ, it is the only way. Which is the second coming, the second coming isn't a global event, it's individual.
And by that i mean, you must realise it your self
🙏🏼