This movie's greatest crime: Wasting a perfectly good tim curry. Only a complete amateur has tim curry in their movie and not allow him to go full tim curry.
In the 1932 movie "WHITE ZOMBIE", the expert on such things explains that in Jamaica, burying someone alive for the purpose of turning them into a zombie is legally considered "murder", even if they do come back from the dead. (or something like that)
You need to do a video on "Night Breed" by Clive Barker of "Hellraiser" fame . Its got great practical effects ,creature design and makeup effects . Its a totally under rated 80's horror movie with a good story .
@@razycrandomgirl It was meant to be kid friendly horror. It also came out in the 90s. Im too lazy to look it up honestly. It was based on a popular kid/teen horror story called Cabal. A decent amount of people liked it since it wasnt as brutal as a book like Mr. Begone, Weaveworld, and Hellbound Heart. It was meant to be more mainstream. I personally could not get into the books or movie.
I enjoyed the novella it was based on "Cabal", but the movie was kinda cheesy. It is worth watching for the monster designs though, and also a supporting acting role for David Cronenberg, the famous body horror director.
"i walked with a zombie" is one of a few Val Lewton RKO classics, along with "Cat People" and the "The Seventh Victim." "Isle of the dead" and "The Leopard Man" are also very good.
In retrospect: Demon Knight is an awesome horror-comedy. Bordello of Blood is pretty trashy but kinda fun,thanks to Dennis Miller and all the tits. Ritual is just meh. Not even Jennifer Gray in that white tanktop (pokies galore!) can save this snoozefest of a movie. It´s not scary,it´s not funny it´s not even entertaining in a trashy kind of way,like Bordello of Blood.Oh and they had Tim Curry in the movie and completely wasted him,WTF?!
16:39 Scientifically you can put someone into a trancelike state using pufferfish venom (an active ingredient in the alleged "zombie formula"), so yes I would have to imagine there would be laws regarding it, especially in the one place where that practice originates from.
Sean Ashmead. Well said. Fuckers. Clive Barker is a genius. Amazing painter, artist, author and filmmaker. The Yattering and Jack is my favorite Barker story. Among many.
You know, until around 17:30, when Brandon was talking about how this wasn't very scary, I realised that I'd legitimately forgotten that this *was* a horror film. I thought that it was a mystery movie. Which might have been better, to be honest.
I've seen 'I Walked with a Zombie.' It's actually pretty good for a pre-'Night of the Living Dead' zombie movie. This feels like that movie got its own version of the nineties remake of 'The Haunting.'
There was a third one? I remember the first one being released to theaters, don't remember if the second one was but I never even heard of this one. And funbags Brandon? He mentioned real estate. That was a perfect set up for a Monty Python reference for Huuuuuge..... tracts of land!
16:20 - "Here's Jennifer Grey in a tank top again." ... Apparently an unusually chilly day in Jamaica (well, either that or she just stepped out of a walk-in cooler).
She said the surgeon was in there doing what she bought and in the spur of the moment decided to make a few more tweaks/ last minute adjustments on impulse. They made her unrecognizable as herself but technically more perfect.
@@anitabrewer7834 Pity, she's got a smoking hot body and shes a great actress.. Too bad she gave up that iconic, marketable look that she was already well known by to let hollywood ruin it with their vision of 'perfection'.
I've seen this movie! I didn't even remember but as soon as Tim Curry and Jennifer Grey and all those strange trippy visions all came on screen it all came back to me. I forgot it for a reason.
Kyros Droztamyr fun fact: traditional necromancy isnt actually the control of the dead like its portrayed in modern media, its the ability to converse with the dead, necrokinesis would be the correct term for controlling armies of zombies. . . In an unrelated note, the word paedophile basically means child lover, which is a bit to endearing, paedoghast is the correct term, meaning child rapist
Sean Ashmead True, but you can't consider it complete untill those two are reviewed. Forcently they are both simply a bunch if short stories, and both films could be reviewed together.
There is actually at least 1 more to that series as well, The House that Dripped Blood... they were all part of the Amicus Portmanteau films. Good stuff with bits of Peter Cushing and sometimes Christopher Lee sprinkled throughout.
SonOfPlatypus Well, THTDB is unofficial (or else it would of been called The Haunt of Fear, after the third EC horror comic). I don't think any of the stories in THTDB were adaptations of EC comic stories.
Those didn't have anything to do with the HBO series, however. They're very different and they don't have much of the EC-style black humor that the series did very well. Really, "Creepshow" did much better at capturing the EC-style than the 70s adaptations did.
i LOVE demon knight. It's funny, creepy at times, and endlessly quotable. I love Tales from the Crypt to death, last year I watched every single episode ( even the crummy last season ) in a row. It was fantastic.
Awesome. Between you, Nostalgia Critic, and Cinema Snob, all my movie review needs are well taken care of. Thanks for having such a kick-ass channel, dude.
***SPOILERS******SPOILERS*** From Dusk till Dawn was a Tales from the Crypt movie? That... makes too much sense. "They were vampires or something the whole time!" is a not uncommon twist in the comics. Although a faithfill Tales from the Crypt story would have lasted like 3 minutes after Salma Hayak finished dancing, then cut to the aztech pyramid outside. The comics rarely have shootouts and never let the good guy win.
I was going to say that ending is rushed nonsense, then you show that last clip. Wow. That's actual horror. I think when current generations talk about certain kinds of "cultures" they're all unanimously remembering seeing that scene before even hitting the age of ten. If more people just pointed to stuff like that, their arguments would make themselves.
But I got to understand one thing: Caro could have being saved with the antitode after turning into a zombie just like Julian has been saved? She's dead or just paralized? Didn't watch the all movie.
So, right now, I got Demon Knight and next, Bordello Of Blood and Ritual on DVD which I already bought is on the way. You can't find those 3 in stores nowadays like it once was.
That's the same Crypt Keeper puppet that Warner Brothers used for the DVD menus for several seasons of the HBO series. And for a DVD menu, it's fine...weird and off-putting, but fine...because it's a DVD menu. When I saw that same puppet being used in a MOVIE, though, I nearly choked. To even call that glorified mannequin a puppet, I feel, does a disservice to Kevin Yagher's brilliant animatronic puppetry for the series and previous films. Yagher and John Kassir brought the Crypt Keeper to life in a way that made him REAL. This is more like a crudely realized Crypt Keeper DUMMY. Kassir tries his best, but there's simply no bringing that jaw-flapping, glassy-eyed monstrosity to life.
8:00 I don't know they guys name, but I remember him from hellraiser 5.i don't mind hellraiser 5, but seeing him here in ritual, I feel bad for him. He never got a break. I think he could have made a decent punisher. But that's most likely just me and my opinion. .
I had no freakin' clue there was a remake of the brilliant "I Walked With A Zombie"! After seeing this, I know why. Val Lewton must be shitting in his grave.
I know there's laws and customs regarding zombification in Haiti, so why not Jamaica (assuming they actually do have a flavor of voodoo, I'm not sure if it got there)? Practitioners of voodoo are scared to death (no pun intended) of zombies because they are like this embodiment of black magic or something.
16:40 I did a quick Google search about that, and there aren't literally any laws about zombies. But there is a law that makes obeah completely illegal, so yeah technically there is a law making zombies illegal in Jamaica. (search for "the obeah act")
......damn. Had to listen twice to make sure you said Tim Curry was a step up from Corey Feldman. Tim Conway is a step up from Feldman. Tim Currys step isn't even on the same flight of stairs as Feldman.
Demon Knight is still my favorite Tales from the Crypt movie. I'm a sucker for 90s Universal horror movies like Bride of Chucky (1998), The Mummy (1999), and Army of Darkness (1992).
I've seen this too. And yeah it is boring. Most I remember it is the sick ending. What's the point defeating one villain only to have her become a toy for a rapist? In other words another horrible person.
Not surprising this disappoints the Tales from the Crypt crowd, since it's a remake of I walked with a Zombie, one those slow burn, Val-Lewton style 'creepy horror mysteries' where Horror was still tied to whodunits and detective mysteries, and suggestion ruled over graphic depiction. Interesting to see that style transferred to a 21st century movie, but it goes against the grain and obviously doesn't satisfy a modern audience with different expectations.
Oh wait, is that Jennifer Grey from "Dirty Dancing", "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "Red Dawn"? I never saw her in any movies with her new nose, only in pictures with her Husband Clark Gregg from Marvel's Avengers and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. fame as Agent Coulson.
Hey brother new subscriber. You're videos are fuckin hilarious bro. I remember some buddies of mine had a old cable access channel in Austin, Tx that reviewed lame movies back in the early 2000's. Your humor reminds me of it. Keep up the good work 👍
Don't worry, Brandon. Flagging videos for rights is so last year. Now it's flagging for content and demonetization.
the google bots just gives all videos yellow coins now.
How ironic
Thankfully these days false flagging is all the rage.
This movie's greatest crime: Wasting a perfectly good tim curry. Only a complete amateur has tim curry in their movie and not allow him to go full tim curry.
Yeah, give Ferngully some credit, at least they let him channel his Sweet Transvestite mode!
Agreed! I've never seen this movie but anytime you have Tim Curry in your cast let him be Tim Curry!!!! :=)
Yeah, GAY.... boo
Here's another crime for Ritual: Wasting the appearance of the Crypt Keeper.
He looked horrible!
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Hearing Brandon say "bumbuhclaat" had to be the best thing I've seen today.
It's nice to see you referenced " The serpent and the rainbow". I think it's brililant and one of the most underrated horror movies ever made.
"brilliant"
I love that movie! One of Wes Craven's best non Nighmare on Elm Street influenced movies.
It's my favorite Craven film.
As a Jamaican I almost died at 3:25. Well done 😂
It looks like it is set in the Blue Mountains, not Cockpit Country or anyplace like that.
For real
"I loved you in Red Dawn, mon!"
I damn near choked on my cereal on that line.
In the 1932 movie "WHITE ZOMBIE", the expert on such things explains that in Jamaica, burying someone alive for the purpose of turning them into a zombie is legally considered "murder", even if they do come back from the dead. (or something like that)
It is also poisoning them and kidnapping. And slavery. That is why making zombies is illegal.
You need to do a video on "Night Breed" by Clive Barker of "Hellraiser" fame . Its got great practical effects ,creature design and makeup effects . Its a totally under rated 80's horror movie with a good story .
@DaToNyOyO I do not understand the hype for night breed. I keep waiting for someone to let me in on the joke.
@@razycrandomgirl It was meant to be kid friendly horror. It also came out in the 90s. Im too lazy to look it up honestly. It was based on a popular kid/teen horror story called Cabal. A decent amount of people liked it since it wasnt as brutal as a book like Mr. Begone, Weaveworld, and Hellbound Heart. It was meant to be more mainstream. I personally could not get into the books or movie.
I enjoyed the novella it was based on "Cabal", but the movie was kinda cheesy. It is worth watching for the monster designs though, and also a supporting acting role for David Cronenberg, the famous body horror director.
@@TwistedTB cheesiness and practical effect monsters sounds like a fuckin blast
"Holy shit, Arts and Crafts!" Seriously, that line killed me!
You still need to do the original Amicus Production films "Tales From the Crypt" (1972) and "Vault of Horror"
Well, he's done one of them, now...
"i walked with a zombie" is one of a few Val Lewton RKO classics, along with "Cat People" and the "The Seventh Victim." "Isle of the dead" and "The Leopard Man" are also very good.
Jennifer became unrecognizable after surgery. Hotter pre-op imo
Damn straight
Yes, she was very cute. She lost all of her charisma post op.
The nose gives her character, but I that the character is totally gone.
Yeah. The nose gave her character or something. It was cute.
In retrospect: Demon Knight is an awesome horror-comedy.
Bordello of Blood is pretty trashy but kinda fun,thanks to Dennis Miller and all the tits.
Ritual is just meh. Not even Jennifer Gray in that white tanktop (pokies galore!) can save this snoozefest of a movie. It´s not scary,it´s not funny it´s not even entertaining in a trashy kind of way,like Bordello of Blood.Oh and they had Tim Curry in the movie and completely wasted him,WTF?!
and yet he is still better than dennis dick miller
16:39 Scientifically you can put someone into a trancelike state using pufferfish venom (an active ingredient in the alleged "zombie formula"), so yes I would have to imagine there would be laws regarding it, especially in the one place where that practice originates from.
15:53,9:29,12:25,16:00,10:40,4:06,16:01
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15:54
Wow, she doesn't even look like the same person after the nose job.
Craig Scheffer was good in Nightbreed. You should do the directors cut of that. Great movie. Awesome creatures.
Makes up for the hate crime version. I call it that because it was censored due to Clive Barker being gay.
Sean Ashmead. Well said. Fuckers. Clive Barker is a genius. Amazing painter, artist, author and filmmaker. The Yattering and Jack is my favorite Barker story. Among many.
NIGHTBREED! I knew I recognized that guy!
I might have figured it out if his face got all cut up and grew out that sweet mini mullet.
"It's disappointing that a series that started with so much promise just kinda fizzled out"
i feel the same way about the Star Wars sequel trilogy
You consider The Force Awakens “starting out with promise?”
You know, until around 17:30, when Brandon was talking about how this wasn't very scary, I realised that I'd legitimately forgotten that this *was* a horror film. I thought that it was a mystery movie. Which might have been better, to be honest.
I've seen 'I Walked with a Zombie.' It's actually pretty good for a pre-'Night of the Living Dead' zombie movie. This feels like that movie got its own version of the nineties remake of 'The Haunting.'
I feel traumatised by being reminded that the shitty version of The Haunting exists.:(
I love when use Puns you're charming when you do it , not that Jamaican halloween knockoff puppet
I thought it was the Keeper's impression of Whoopi Goldberg at first
This is the most rasta thing since William Murderface's brief fling with making a reggae guitar album.
"IRE.. YA MON.."
(angrily smashes guitar)
There was a third one? I remember the first one being released to theaters, don't remember if the second one was but I never even heard of this one.
And funbags Brandon? He mentioned real estate. That was a perfect set up for a Monty Python reference for Huuuuuge..... tracts of land!
demon knight did get a theatrical release. in the U.S. at least
Bordello of blood was in theater's as well.
let's be honest, very few things are not better with cocaine.
16:20 - "Here's Jennifer Grey in a tank top again."
... Apparently an unusually chilly day in Jamaica (well, either that or she just stepped out of a walk-in cooler).
They keep cold soda cabs around for that.
No Billy Zane? Well shit
That's Jennifer Grey? I could hardly recognize her. Why change your face like that when you have such a unique look?
JQXJQ She was also much prettier with her old nose. But that’s just me.
She said the surgeon was in there doing what she bought and in the spur of the moment decided to make a few more tweaks/ last minute adjustments on impulse. They made her unrecognizable as herself but technically more perfect.
@@anitabrewer7834 Pity, she's got a smoking hot body and shes a great actress.. Too bad she gave up that iconic, marketable look that she was already well known by to let hollywood ruin it with their vision of 'perfection'.
Funnily enough, people don't tend to view themselves in the same way the rest of the world does.
@jamstonjulian6947 Just look at Pete Burns of Dead or Alive. A lot of people would have killed to look like him pre-op
Now you can do the almost tales from the crypt movies like Death Becomes Her and the Frighteners
So... this movie ranks right up there with the last season of Tales From The Crypt.
That season sucked. The last episode was a cartoon that was less gory than Itchy and Scratchy!
It just showed they were running out of stories at that point.
Plus, they moved production to England as well.
How about the crappy one where the girl is trying to write an episode for the show? I couldn't stand it.
The animated one is also.. tonally deaf, lol.
To be fair, that cartoon episode was the best part about the last season.
You should do Broken Lizard's Club Dread
They dragged poor Tim Curry into this? Oof
He and Jennifer Grey are good actors. Definitely deserved better than this.
This film have the biggest Scooby Doo vibes ive ever seen.
I've seen this movie! I didn't even remember but as soon as Tim Curry and Jennifer Grey and all those strange trippy visions all came on screen it all came back to me.
I forgot it for a reason.
There's a 1972 Tales from the Crypt movie, is an adaptation of some of the comics stories but i think it would be worth that you ever see it.
12:18: man, R-Truth is PISSED!
I'm pretty sure those were in fact the spider models from baldurs gate on ps2.
Was later used in the first story in Verotika
Holy carp another video up from this channel awesome
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Is that Boone from Nightbreed?!
Voodoo is dependent on how hung you are? Now I know why it only goes about average for me.
John O ́neil Average is best. Too long and it sucks for both partners.
Kyros Droztamyr You could try putting your soul into a pretty jeweled necklace, that's how I hear you can become a lich.
Funny, I thought you just had to be a woman with an attitude.
Kyros Droztamyr fun fact: traditional necromancy isnt actually the control of the dead like its portrayed in modern media, its the ability to converse with the dead, necrokinesis would be the correct term for controlling armies of zombies. . .
In an unrelated note, the word paedophile basically means child lover, which is a bit to endearing, paedoghast is the correct term, meaning child rapist
Your commentary and analysis is so well done, most of it is better then the movies you are reviewing. Nice job.
I think you forgotten the original Tails From The Crypt movies, the English 1970's movie and it's sequel The Vault of Horror.
Those are pretty good, imo.
Sean Ashmead True, but you can't consider it complete untill those two are reviewed. Forcently they are both simply a bunch if short stories, and both films could be reviewed together.
There is actually at least 1 more to that series as well, The House that Dripped Blood... they were all part of the Amicus Portmanteau films. Good stuff with bits of Peter Cushing and sometimes Christopher Lee sprinkled throughout.
SonOfPlatypus Well, THTDB is unofficial (or else it would of been called The Haunt of Fear, after the third EC horror comic). I don't think any of the stories in THTDB were adaptations of EC comic stories.
Those didn't have anything to do with the HBO series, however. They're very different and they don't have much of the EC-style black humor that the series did very well. Really, "Creepshow" did much better at capturing the EC-style than the 70s adaptations did.
It would be awesome to see a review of the Tales From The Cryptkeeper cartoon series.
I only liked Demon Knight. If anyone thinks I'm not a Tales from the Crypt fan, btw, look at my avatar.
i agree with you. Demon Knight is the best. I have seasons 1-3 on dvd! still need 4-7
i LOVE demon knight. It's funny, creepy at times, and endlessly quotable.
I love Tales from the Crypt to death, last year I watched every single episode ( even the crummy last season ) in a row. It was fantastic.
@Trey Greene - you don't need season 7 *cue slide whistle* it's a bit of a stinker.
19:06 Yes, but based on recent events, even OJ couldn't outrun his karma forever.
I'd much rather watch I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE again. In fact, I'm going to do that right now.
Awesome. Between you, Nostalgia Critic, and Cinema Snob, all my movie review needs are well taken care of. Thanks for having such a kick-ass channel, dude.
A flawless Ricardo Montalban line delivery at 16:28!
Wow has it REALLY been three years since the other two vids? Where does the time go? I've been a long time subscriber huh...
Jennifer's nose had more character before nose job.
Scott Robinson What? I thought Jennifer Gray died decades ago. You're telling me that woman was her and not the Nose?
DystrVction That’s insulting to Clark Gregg and his wife
#three years in the making.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation... YES!!!
This is Freakin AWESOME!!! GREAT WORK Brandon 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
Maybe with the new rebooted Tales From The Crypt series, we'll get some more movies.
Too bad it's got cancelled
Wasn't Death Becomes Her also supposed to have something to do with Tales from the Crypt
So just found your channel and watched those 2 reviews the other day and was wondering where this review was lol. Keep up the great work.
Review the dark crystal
***SPOILERS******SPOILERS***
From Dusk till Dawn was a Tales from the Crypt movie?
That... makes too much sense. "They were vampires or something the whole time!" is a not uncommon twist in the comics. Although a faithfill Tales from the Crypt story would have lasted like 3 minutes after Salma Hayak finished dancing, then cut to the aztech pyramid outside. The comics rarely have shootouts and never let the good guy win.
"An entertaining ride"
!! haha nearly lost my shit at "Jamaican Hulk smash mon ! "
Blonde chick from Lep in Space.. haha. This movie sucked but DEFINITELY had some cute chicks!
The older brother is from Hellraiser 5
That hot blonde Tim Curry is hitting on at the start is Jackie Denardo from It's Always Sunny. Shame she's not in the movie more.
I was going to say that ending is rushed nonsense, then you show that last clip. Wow. That's actual horror. I think when current generations talk about certain kinds of "cultures" they're all unanimously remembering seeing that scene before even hitting the age of ten. If more people just pointed to stuff like that, their arguments would make themselves.
But I got to understand one thing: Caro could have being saved with the antitode after turning into a zombie just like Julian has been saved? She's dead or just paralized? Didn't watch the all movie.
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So, right now, I got Demon Knight and next, Bordello Of Blood and Ritual on DVD which I already bought is on the way. You can't find those 3 in stores nowadays like it once was.
I just saw this on tv, like last night or this morning depending on time frame
What's cooking is my favorite Tails from the Crypt episode. As for the movies Demon Knight is the one I like the most.
Demon Knight is the only good one, never heard of this
22freedom33 then your new to the channel
Speaking of Serpent and the Rainbow, the lead in that went on to be in a monster movie called the Relic a little after Independence Day and Casper.
I mean... she does put the “bum” in bumbaclat
The machete is seen as a weapon of freedom in the Caribbeans it was the tool the slaves had to fight back against their masters.
Been binging you. Best review yet. Thank you :)
dude i freakin love your channel....
Jennifer Grey in a tank-top, and you're complaining. Why?
Because NOSE
That's the same Crypt Keeper puppet that Warner Brothers used for the DVD menus for several seasons of the HBO series. And for a DVD menu, it's fine...weird and off-putting, but fine...because it's a DVD menu. When I saw that same puppet being used in a MOVIE, though, I nearly choked.
To even call that glorified mannequin a puppet, I feel, does a disservice to Kevin Yagher's brilliant animatronic puppetry for the series and previous films. Yagher and John Kassir brought the Crypt Keeper to life in a way that made him REAL. This is more like a crudely realized Crypt Keeper DUMMY. Kassir tries his best, but there's simply no bringing that jaw-flapping, glassy-eyed monstrosity to life.
"Listen to your friend Billy Zane. ... He's a cool dude."
Another super funny review. The jerk chicken and beans fart was a good representation of the quality of this movie.
No wonder I didn't realize this Tales from the Crypt movie existed....
8:00 I don't know they guys name, but I remember him from hellraiser 5.i don't mind hellraiser 5, but seeing him here in ritual, I feel bad for him. He never got a break. I think he could have made a decent punisher. But that's most likely just me and my opinion. .
I had no freakin' clue there was a remake of the brilliant "I Walked With A Zombie"! After seeing this, I know why. Val Lewton must be shitting in his grave.
I know there's laws and customs regarding zombification in Haiti, so why not Jamaica (assuming they actually do have a flavor of voodoo, I'm not sure if it got there)? Practitioners of voodoo are scared to death (no pun intended) of zombies because they are like this embodiment of black magic or something.
Dusk Till Dawn should have been the third movie!
16:40 I did a quick Google search about that, and there aren't literally any laws about zombies. But there is a law that makes obeah completely illegal, so yeah technically there is a law making zombies illegal in Jamaica. (search for "the obeah act")
Brandon you are the best horror movie critic in the entire universe. No, in the galaxy.
Lol’ed at the dialog interruption.
I like how Brandon goes for the Rev. Lowe haircut look from "Silver Bullet" here. Nice work! 😀
( j/j )
This movie was dull as Fuck!
Shame Tim Curry was in this!
Armagan Sengül Pennywise and the Cryptkeeper in the same film, how could this have ended up so dull?
I warned you not to eat the jerk chicken and beans!! Now THAT'S how you end a Tenold production!
......damn. Had to listen twice to make sure you said Tim Curry was a step up from Corey Feldman. Tim Conway is a step up from Feldman. Tim Currys step isn't even on the same flight of stairs as Feldman.
(Mortal Kombat Annihilation)
"Brandon?"
"Too bad you...will laugh at 11 o'clock at night."
I can see the actor Gabriel Casseus in that movie, too.
Billy zanes cowboy dance is my go to cheer up as well .
Demon Knight is still my favorite Tales from the Crypt movie. I'm a sucker for 90s Universal horror movies like Bride of Chucky (1998), The Mummy (1999), and Army of Darkness (1992).
I like Bordello Of Blood. It's one of my many guilty pleasures.
I've seen this too. And yeah it is boring. Most I remember it is the sick ending. What's the point defeating one villain only to have her become a toy for a rapist? In other words another horrible person.
Not surprising this disappoints the Tales from the Crypt crowd, since it's a remake of I walked with a Zombie, one those slow burn, Val-Lewton style 'creepy horror mysteries' where Horror was still tied to whodunits and detective mysteries, and suggestion ruled over graphic depiction. Interesting to see that style transferred to a 21st century movie, but it goes against the grain and obviously doesn't satisfy a modern audience with different expectations.
No, it's because this movie sucks.
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I stumbled on this one. I liked it better than I thought I would
Oh wait, is that Jennifer Grey from "Dirty Dancing", "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "Red Dawn"? I never saw her in any movies with her new nose, only in pictures with her Husband Clark Gregg from Marvel's Avengers and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. fame as Agent Coulson.
so glad you finally finished this series! I love tales from the crypt but man does ritual suck
Hey brother new subscriber. You're videos are fuckin hilarious bro. I remember some buddies of mine had a old cable access channel in Austin, Tx that reviewed lame movies back in the early 2000's. Your humor reminds me of it. Keep up the good work 👍