Don't Joke. Grass is a family member to Rice, and Wild Rice grows well as a potted plant, because "field flooding" is a mass-agriculture strategy, not technically the species parameters for guaranteed growth. Grow rice at home.
@@Attaby_38 More like Panda Express is the McDonald's of Asian food. It took Asian food... Sorry, let me back up. It invented its own food, called it Asian food, made it fat and served it with rice. That's blasphemy for any old Asian. But in an emergency...
The "I failed my family" thing, this guy is one heck of a real breathing Asian down to the DNA. The Elderly salutes you little big boy, or rather, bow in respect to you.
@@gleamingfoonyman I don't understand how they screw up rice that bad. Like he'll I still make it in a pan with boiling water and it's just the same as a rice cooker. I think what the issue is they don't wash the rice.
I think it’s the type of lockdown where you can’t leave your area, Chinatown is probably far away from where they live, thereby they can’t get rice from Chinatown
Damn, I read "Black Rain". Daily ratio for Japanese women during war was two spoons of rice and as many worms and snails as they could find under rocks. In next election they were voting on more peacefull Emperor...
I swear you're the reversed Italians 😂 we do the same about pasta and I got to make my mom try a dumpling but she said it looks like a raviolo but it's not a raviolo 🤣
Yeah, and since Italy is roughly on the same latitudes as Korea(rice maniacs as well) the culinary cultures are quite similar! We keep going to Italy for vacation and think 'yeah this is great and I want my rice with this' lol
@@Asteri0519 ahahahah "i want my rice with this" made me laugh so much! I would love to try Korean dishes, since I've seen them in tv I've been craving them like crazy but there's no Korean restaurant where I live so i just have to wait till i can travel there myself
@@DumphUxTV it's difficult to cook something you've never seen in real life, never tasted and anything like that. I mean, i can cook Italian at a pro level but I don't know much about foreign food, I'm just now starting to know how to use things like soy sauce and cook ramen noodles sushi and things like that. But I'm trying to cook new things and learn asian recipes
The scariest part is that it's not a joke, if the waffle house closes you're genuinely f***ed because whatever is heppening in your state is genuinely world ending.
@@5q1d87 I'm currently working in a Waffle House, and recently we've ran out of certain things, like OJ and plastic utensils. People are genuinely worried when I tell them, "Sorry, I actually can't get you any OJ, we're out until tomorrow."
This situation is unlikely because whenever you mentioned being out of rice, your dad would bring out five 25-pound bags of rice from either the basement or closet. We Asians always make sure to be well-prepared.
"I have failed my family" reminds me how my father once went looking for rice in the middle of the night. I cooked the last batch of rice that night and I told him later that rice was over and that we would have to buy some the next morning. It wasn't like we were going one meal without rice but my father just didn't like the thought of "there's no rice in the house" so he went looking for rice late at night.We are asian btw
@@humanity9158at least as far as I know all the East Asian languages use the same word for “rice” as for “meal,” so yes. Rice is very important to us 😹😹😹
This is such a tragic misunderstanding. It's not _expired_ ! It's milk that has been very carefully acidified, minutely treated with enzymes extracted from the stomachs of ruminant mammals, drained, lovingly inoculated with just the right Streptococcus or Lactobacillus strains and *then* patiently allowed to expire. Now, Macaroni and cheese out of a box? _That's_ hideous.
@Julia Mac & cheese from a box is actually pretty good. But then again, for some reason I just can't stand the taste of aged cheese. My favorite cheese is Colby Jack.
Yknow i just wanna say the asians did expired rice, cabbage, and some other thing im forgetting and it all turns pretty good imo so like. Expired milks not a stretch lol
As an Asian, we ASIANS should be loyal to rice, EAT EVERYTHING WITH RICE, NO RICE? CALL THE POLICE, THE HOSPITAL, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GOVERNMENT, THE RICE, EVERYTHING😭😭😭 Edit: CALL THE RICE! I ATE FOOD WITH NO RICE CALL THE POLICE GUYS CALL RICE ITS AN EMERGENCY..😭😭
“Oh that’s a trap! It look like dumpling, I tried once, NOT dumpling.” “So much cheese again! Whose idea was to try expired milk?” Every Italian ever: *Sad Italian noises* Thanks for 847 likes!
During the lockdown I had a Filipino friend in SF who was lamenting that they couldn't find rice anywhere in the entire city. None of the Asian markets either. I told him about a big Asian market I had visited once years ago in San Jose. This dude literally drove several hours on the promise of there maybe being rice there. And he was actually able to get rice there!
Could be a problem with the pancreas. At his age it's probably smart that he went to the hospital just to be sure it's really being caused by the beans.
My friend has an Asian girlfriend . He visited his girl’s hometown to meet her family . He joined her family out on a picnic beach trip somewhere that’s far and a little out of reach from the city isolated from nearby stores and all that . They brought picnic food and started cooking and preparing with barbecue and and all that. Everything was fine until they started arguing themselves pointing fingers and distressed , he couldn’t understand what his gf her family was talking about . His gf said her brother forgot the RICE . nobody ate anything on the table , he was so hungry but was too embarrassed to pick on any of the food that was already there prepared . Everybody were waiting on the RICE issue to be solved somehow …. Food was growing cold but no one would still eat .after several hours of wait and finally solving the issue the whole family started to eat . He was so perplexed . Rice is a necessity !!!
@@muhammadsahid1901 sure! We consider Panda to be fake Asian food specifically designed for Americans with a huge amount of sugar and salt added for the American market. And they are legitimately horrible with RICE. Its is often so overcooked you get little grains that are like rocks that you have to spit out. To the point that i get the super greens and ignore the rice. And that’s the inside joke about “dont tell your grandfather”. Because we occasionally get lazy and grab their orange chicken which is like candy. I do it a fee times a year, my parent would roll their eyes, but my grandparents (rip) would have thought i had lost my mind.
Tbf to Asians the majority of them actually are lactose intolerant. But wait wouldn't that makes cheese better for them? Yes, but because milk is such a new things for Asians ( about a couple of centuries before it became a stable food source) that cheese are really strange for asians due to the amount of fatty acid that comes with it.
“Who’s idea was it to try expired milk?!” That literally made tears come out of my eyes. I’m the biggest cheese fan in my world, and I’ve never heard it put that way
I'm still stuck on who's idea it was to try milk. Like, who was the meat farmer watching his herd, seeing the suckling calves and thinking, "They seem to like it!"?
"dry expired milk" not try. you see, cheese is milk with a cultive that separates the curds from the serum, you then press the curds and let them dry, once dry its cheese. Cheese is dried "expired" milk
you know we are mammals too? we know what tits and milk are, it was just a matter of time before someone ventured and tried other mammal's milk@@mobbs6426
@@mobbs6426 It was somewhere in mesopotania, probably some guy that was really desperate and thirsty and thought... Maybe I can drink that? Story of tomato is fun too in europe, people only started to eat tomatos after some crazy guy tried to kill himself with them, and didn't work. XD
@@DonovonStiltner MSG is a preservative that is in a lot of foods. Asian foods in particular have a reputation for having a lot of it. It both preserves food and acts as a flavor enhancer. (There are also a lot of people allergic to it)
My dad usually buys four 50 lbs. bags of Jasmine rice (i don't know how much it weighs exactly, I just it was heavy then, amd it's heavy now). It would last us a year and some months.
@@damienrichards9743 50lb bag is the largest bag size for rice... you can only buy 50lb bag if store you go to has that size. Next size up is the much less 20lb bag. My dad always look for the 50lb bag in the store first 🤣
Carribean poppin in your thread real quick.........us too 🤒🤒 it just goes with food like seasoning it just goes with it easy to grow quick source of carbs I can go all day
As an Asian, I can't ever imagine running out of rice. When the rice container is getting half empty, my mom would already buy a new sack of rice, so we never ever run out of rice, EVER.
Same in a Haitian family household! We usually cook two different types of rice. One we cook to eat with bean sauce, and the one for when the rice is cooked together with the beans. My mom has her rice down to a science! God forbid if you buy the wrong one!. And she never, ever buys the rice in an American supermarket. We always buy it in a Asian supermarket or a Middle Eastern supermarket. For her, their stores carry the best rice. And I have to agree. The rice always tastes better!.
“SpongeBobs elbow” is the best description of Mac & cheese I have ever heard😂😂😂
Actually, his description of cheese (expired milk) is spot on.
The secret ingredient*
Still laughing
I eat so much SpongeBob shaped Mac that I was confused for a second 😂
Dam right 😂😂😂
We need stevens grandad roasting Stevens dad
Yes!!!
imagine if his grandfather was his actual father that would be funny though I think he's Irish
Fr
i'd kill to see that lmao
hahhahahaha
"I failed my family"
He's hard on others because he is hard on himself. True Asian 🗿
😭
True indeed
True
True asian are the one that can eat poride made of panda express
Can't be a hypocrite if you treat others as you do yourself tho 🤣🤣🤣
"it's a trap! It look like dumpling, but NOT dumpling!" 🤣🤣🤣
Timmy started growing rice in his backyard. He’s only four.
“Ah, the good ol’ days.”
Work on the paddy field is no joke.
@@120mm.discarding.sabot0when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're **stressed out**
Don't Joke.
Grass is a family member to Rice, and Wild Rice grows well as a potted plant, because "field flooding" is a mass-agriculture strategy, not technically the species parameters for guaranteed growth.
Grow rice at home.
Timmy be like: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MF
You know it’s bad when Steven’s dad calls Panda Express
Your vids are so funny😂🎉
@@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183 they don't even have videos
What happened to Him with Panda Express? I will always question this until I get an answer with the man himself.
@@yassenhany447 panda express has very bad Asian food
@@Attaby_38 More like Panda Express is the McDonald's of Asian food. It took Asian food... Sorry, let me back up. It invented its own food, called it Asian food, made it fat and served it with rice. That's blasphemy for any old Asian. But in an emergency...
You know it's bad when Steven's dad is not roasting him.
Fr tho
It's REALLY bad when Steven's dad is calling PANDA EXPRESS for support
You ain't even lie
that make me think of family guy sketch
ua-cam.com/video/4saey0-xar8/v-deo.html
He's worried steven's dad's dad is gonna roast him
The "I failed my family" thing, this guy is one heck of a real breathing Asian down to the DNA. The Elderly salutes you little big boy, or rather, bow in respect to you.
Rice is the god of Asians( im asian myself )
Dad was so desperate he called panda express just for rice
yeaaaah 💀
fr
Bruh, Im chinese and Panda Express has the worst rice ever. It's so dry and tasteless
@@Mitaka-Asa
My school’s rice either being as dry as a rock or as mushy as mashed potatoes:
@@gleamingfoonyman I don't understand how they screw up rice that bad. Like he'll I still make it in a pan with boiling water and it's just the same as a rice cooker. I think what the issue is they don't wash the rice.
“It look like dumpling!” 😂
“NOT dumpling”
-The definition of disappointment
I fell for that once. I was super mad I got a whole pot of boiled cheese wrapped in a dumpling form.
It is superior dumplings. :)
Bro shut up I’m Italian . Ravioli came BEFORE dumplings
Good job
Steven’s dad meets his new neighbour
“Your son looks like he can cook rice!”
“He CAN’T.”
As an Asian mom, I've ran out of rice before and had to resort to Panda Express for rice. It's no joke. You do what you have to do for your family.
Why don't you buy a sack of rice when you have 1/4 of it left? It lasts a long time..
@@EmmelineSamamy family did that once but they bought like 3 sacks
@@Ak1ri_The_One😦
@@Ak1ri_The_One😦
@@Ak1ri_The_One 😦
“It’s quarantine”
“There is a chipotle down the street”
😂
Right???
That was definitely confusing, but also, maybe he meant there is a Chipotle down the street, as in, let's go and buy some to-go.
bc you could order it on doordash
I think it’s the type of lockdown where you can’t leave your area, Chinatown is probably far away from where they live, thereby they can’t get rice from Chinatown
Chipotle's customers aren't afraid of death.
"Who's idea was it to try expired milk" lmfao I'm done
Total killer
I can't tell you how many times I've thought that.
Bro not expired milk😂
@Chefiilmfao= laughing my f#cking a$$ off
(WHAT? THATS WHAT IT MEANS)
Nooooo not the rice
"Rice is the reason i am still surviving "
~my very asian mom
My mom would have been exactly Steven's dad ☝️ if we had ever run out of rice. 😅
Tru😂😂
Same
Damn, I read "Black Rain". Daily ratio for Japanese women during war was two spoons of rice and as many worms and snails as they could find under rocks. In next election they were voting on more peacefull Emperor...
Me as An Asian I fu__ing Agree
No Rice=Emotional Damage
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
even worse 💀
Fax
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Oh you win the internet today
The UNICEF reference and call to Beijing Embassy 👌🙌🔥 😂 nice! Love it
"WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Me too 😂😂😂 Uncle Roger would react the same if he was out of rice 😂
You mean Salt On Crack?
Make shit good
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171yeah shit good
@@LinvestigatesMCmyes good msg
I swear you're the reversed Italians 😂 we do the same about pasta and I got to make my mom try a dumpling but she said it looks like a raviolo but it's not a raviolo 🤣
*Breaks pasta with malicious intent*
Yeah, and since Italy is roughly on the same latitudes as Korea(rice maniacs as well) the culinary cultures are quite similar! We keep going to Italy for vacation and think 'yeah this is great and I want my rice with this' lol
@@Asteri0519 ahahahah "i want my rice with this" made me laugh so much! I would love to try Korean dishes, since I've seen them in tv I've been craving them like crazy but there's no Korean restaurant where I live so i just have to wait till i can travel there myself
@@areswalker5647
Nothings stopping you from attempting to recreate foreign dishes with local ingredients 😊
@@DumphUxTV it's difficult to cook something you've never seen in real life, never tasted and anything like that. I mean, i can cook Italian at a pro level but I don't know much about foreign food, I'm just now starting to know how to use things like soy sauce and cook ramen noodles sushi and things like that. But I'm trying to cook new things and learn asian recipes
"I dont want to eat SpongeBob elbow" had me laughing 😂😂😂😂
You the only person who mentioned it
your fucking point sir?@@TannerJ07
I thought for a second
@@TannerJ07 So?...
Bro same XD
“We can’t buy rice right now”
*Visible confusion*
The Italian mafia trying to pinpoint his location by any means necessary:
In response they send pineapple pizza and durian pasta
@@jk2l they trying to torture him in the most horrible way if that's the case
the likes are at 666...
@@j0k3rqwtyeet11 I like pineapple pizza...
@@Niya.cerby.19 My inner Italian personality is in pain
He had to do the forbidden CALLING BANDA EXPRESS 💀💀💀
LMAO
Tweakin
Banda
Asians running out of rice is like Waffle House closing fown for Southerners. It is zombie apocalypse level of panic
We are f*k!
As a Southerner I can confirm that whence Waffle House closes down it is a full nation wide catastrophe
The scariest part is that it's not a joke, if the waffle house closes you're genuinely f***ed because whatever is heppening in your state is genuinely world ending.
@@5q1d87 I'm currently working in a Waffle House, and recently we've ran out of certain things, like OJ and plastic utensils. People are genuinely worried when I tell them, "Sorry, I actually can't get you any OJ, we're out until tomorrow."
As a southerner, when any Waffle House OR chick fil a close, the whole of the southern states goes full on panic mode.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Especially that moment of pride in the end. LMAO thank you
Call Uncle Roger, he might have some leftovers.
151 likes no replies? lemme fix that
@@MaxYTM123 378 likes and 1 reply, lemme fix that
@@benpamer7174 382 likes and 2 reply, lemme fix that
444likes? Hmm
Lemme
Fix
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY “lemme fix that”
Wait
I JUST SAID LEMME FIX THAT
OH NO
482 likes and 4 replies? lemme fix that
“Hello, Panda Express” got me dying
I work at Panda Express, I'm six feet under lol 😂
@@C.Sharpe 💀
The “hello Beijing embassy we need air support now “ was my favourite part 🤣
Wow
I failed my family deshonrro a su vaca
"WE NEED AIR SUPPORT WE'RE LOSING IT"
Meanwhile in the rice store
lol
I almost spit out my water when he said "Hello? Panda Express!"
Bro really said SpongeBob Elbows 💀
💀
cry laughing at that lmao
I just started laughing really hard at that point
He wasn't wrong tho.
This situation is unlikely because whenever you mentioned being out of rice, your dad would bring out five 25-pound bags of rice from either the basement or closet. We Asians always make sure to be well-prepared.
But when it happens, you know it's dire😂
Me and my family: WE DON’T CARE WE’RE GOING TO THE STORE
As an Asian my self, I can confirm.
My mom in a nutshell
@@baldwinplayz268 I’m not Asian, but I always have a 10 pound bag of emergency reserve rice for when I have to use my 10 pound bag of reserve rice.
Hold on is this leaked footage of Steven's dad being a failure-
Bingo 😆😆😆
He just gained his only precious bullet to blackmail his dad 😆
Jk
*cackles wickedly*
@@aaravrana7399 Are you saying .. ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME!?
@@yourdailymushroom XD
Lies and slander. Asians never run out of rice this is just an atlernate galaxy where Steven is the competent one and his father was the failure.
"Who's idea was it to try expired milk"
*True.*
"I have failed my family" reminds me how my father once went looking for rice in the middle of the night. I cooked the last batch of rice that night and I told him later that rice was over and that we would have to buy some the next morning. It wasn't like we were going one meal without rice but my father just didn't like the thought of "there's no rice in the house" so he went looking for rice late at night.We are asian btw
Sri Lankan?
"We are asian" that explain everything
@@AS-jo8qh yeah
The determination 🕴️
You don’t say
Give him an Oscar. He is the most asian youtuber on UA-cam...
Hahaha hahaha Asians was just normal people I'm Asian and never in my life that i see an Asian like that
he's up there he really is
Ah masa sih
Jeenie is right up there as well. Imo
*uncle roger has entered the chat*
He’s not even overreacting, that’s a real feeling, I would cry if I ran out of rice
Me too.
chipotle has rice
I would feel that the end of the world were near if I don't get to eat rice😢😢😢
@@Batboy11k but it sucks
@@Batboy11k that's not real rice. i want the authentic one 😤
"hello, panda express" bro is getting cooked 💀
As an Asian. No rice means we starve till there is more.
No especially the Middle East you can’t finish it
So much that you get tired of it
That would explain Mao's infamous famines
In so many asian languages we do not say "have you had lunch/dinner" instead we say "have you had rice?"😂
yes lol
Hahahahah....are you for real??!!! interesting....
That's something new I learned today. In Ecuador we say"did you have coffee" when asking if you had breakfast yet.
@@humanity9158at least as far as I know all the East Asian languages use the same word for “rice” as for “meal,” so yes. Rice is very important to us 😹😹😹
True
"WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO TRY EXPIRED MILK?" I'VE BEEN ASKING THE SAME THING FOR THE PAST 20 YRS 💀
This is such a tragic misunderstanding.
It's not _expired_ !
It's milk that has been very carefully acidified, minutely treated with enzymes extracted from the stomachs of ruminant mammals, drained, lovingly inoculated with just the right Streptococcus or Lactobacillus strains and *then* patiently allowed to expire.
Now, Macaroni and cheese out of a box?
_That's_ hideous.
@@Julia-lk8jn well i learned something new today
@@Julia-lk8jn Oh wow, my take on cheese went up a few points just because of how passionate that explanation was 😂
@Julia Mac & cheese from a box is actually pretty good. But then again, for some reason I just can't stand the taste of aged cheese. My favorite cheese is Colby Jack.
Cheese is the greatest thing humanity has ever invented.
Yes, even greater than sliced bread.
“I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow.” Had me rolling
“ Uh… we have Mac n cheese… ”
“ *I don’t want to eat SpongeBob elbow!* “
*I lost it at that* 😂
The “Who’s idea was it to try expired milk!?” killed me lmao… my partner and I ask each other this all the time😅😅😅
@@inaradamji7514 people make cheese with expired milk that hasn't started to smell bad or actually go bad
I mean it tastes super gooood! Many cultures have developed cheese to survive.
Yknow i just wanna say the asians did expired rice, cabbage, and some other thing im forgetting and it all turns pretty good imo so like. Expired milks not a stretch lol
@@lunaticscribbles6016 which food items are those?
Meanwhile, in China: "hey, do you want to buy some century eggs?"
“I dOnT wAnT tO eAt SpOnGeBoB eLbOW” go me on the floor😂💀
Dad I’m famo- wait where are you?
Ok, look here my notifications. Are just 💀
😂😂
😂😂😂
SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FR
Ah yes another comment where they quote something in the video then say got me on the floor and put emojis next to it
"I don't wanna eat Spongebob elbow" got me dying💀
Ok I’m sorry but I started wheezing when Stevens dad said I failed my family
Dom Torreto has entered the chat
😂😂😂
As an Asian, we ASIANS should be loyal to rice, EAT EVERYTHING WITH RICE, NO RICE? CALL THE POLICE, THE HOSPITAL, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GOVERNMENT, THE RICE, EVERYTHING😭😭😭
Edit: CALL THE RICE! I ATE FOOD WITH NO RICE CALL THE POLICE GUYS CALL RICE ITS AN EMERGENCY..😭😭
Just call the rice
I mean rice is life if there's no rice its the end of Asia
Did calling the rice help tho?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just choked
No rice?? Gotta plant on my backyard
“I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂FR tho
178 likes and no replies?
I gochu fam
@@Zichenzhou-l8c Thanks dude 😀
@@Zichenzhou-l8c❤
Pov: Ur searching for this comment
@@Antley278I was just scrolling the comments
"Call UNICEF its an emergency" got me dying
For the first time in his life. Steven's dad called himself a failure.
Critical hit.
No crit hit, but EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I don’t wanna eat SpongeBob’s elbow got me dying😂😂😂😂
400th like and yeah, that part is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂
@OwO k we all wont
“Son, it’s desperate time.
Hello, Panda Express?”
That got me 😂😂😂😂
Panda Express or starve, tough choice.
I definitely got xtra rice from panda express during quarantine 😂
bro i yelled out OHHHHHHHh the panda express?!?! *whispers to myself* nasty discusting expired faliure asian food
lmao!
0:50 😂😂😂 he was like, " Who's idea was to buy expired milk?" Bruh, they were talking about RICE not MILK...
😂😂😂
WE ARE OUT OF RICE?! **orders rice internationally**
"WHO WANT TO ORDER RICE FROM AMERICA?!?!?! WE PROBABLY WONT GET ANYTHING CUZ THEY NO EAT RICE!!!"
_Stevens dad, probably
Only if it's 50% off
@@uncleol buy 5
@@Tech_4_Fun No buy all of the rice
@@KT.CountryballsISPT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
Bro was so desperate he had to call PANDA EXPRESS 💀
So true
Bro if you called PANDA EXPRESS for RICE.
You KNOW it's a dire situation.
Fr fr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stolen comment
Steven's Dad took the last resort 💀💀💀
I would suggest Pei Wei, way better food in my opinion
*don’t tell ur grandfather* 💀
Steeeven never gets old
Even though I’m Indian this is still the most relatable thing ever-
Except there’s always an extra bag of rice hidden _somewhere_
India is still in asia
It's relatable which is why he mentioned 'Asians' 😅
Same
BRUH, indians are asian to 😂
wow
“Oh that’s a trap! It look like dumpling, I tried once, NOT dumpling.”
“So much cheese again! Whose idea was to try expired milk?”
Every Italian ever: *Sad Italian noises*
Thanks for 847 likes!
As a Haitian kid whose family keeps roasting me because I favor Italian food over Haitian food (which has rice), I’m not even Italian and I can relate
@@Konata_TheRappa07 same
As a lactose intolerant person this cracked me up! So much cheese, in everything!! Except Chinese, thank goodness!!
@@sahdogwrangler5594 lol, my little brother used to be lactose intolerant too, but he grew out of it
@@Konata_TheRappa07 that's great! Unfortunately, I grew into it!
During the lockdown I had a Filipino friend in SF who was lamenting that they couldn't find rice anywhere in the entire city. None of the Asian markets either. I told him about a big Asian market I had visited once years ago in San Jose. This dude literally drove several hours on the promise of there maybe being rice there. And he was actually able to get rice there!
Well if you remove rice in an Asian household you're literally killing them lol. I can't survive without rice 😂
That would be me,If that happen,I just can't stand without rice,It is equivalent of life for us Asian people,I am Filipino too...🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@miyu-miyu9771 it's exaggerate that we only eat rice, noodles is great (sure if you used flour made from rice you are fu**ed)
"Lah" 😂 didn't know that was a thing, but now that I do, I love it. Lol
"I DON'T WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW" had me DEAD 😂😂
Fr😂
Dawg I just posted this not realizing i said the same thing you said worded differently… mb…
You know he stev dad really want start wars by saying roast milk... 😅😅😅
#Dead😂😂
Real 🤣🤣🤣
“I farting so much, I went to hospital” 🤣
😂
Asians don't went to hospital, they hospitalizing themselves at home lol
last time he fart so much, it was 1940
Could be a problem with the pancreas. At his age it's probably smart that he went to the hospital just to be sure it's really being caused by the beans.
@@ZugDiamanterzDidn't get it...
Asian families running out of rice is equal to Italian families running out of spaghetti
Hispanics is Rice or Beans... but more importantly Tortillas
It's actually worse than that. We Asians really eat rice with everything, no cap.
@@toonlinkssbb515 bro he said italians, why are you mixing it with tortillas from Mexico? Lmao
@@JonyMSalomon they said Hispanics
@@JonyMSalomon bro learn to read, they were saying what the equivalent was to Hispanics.
" SpongeBobs elbow " - Failures Dad 😂😂😂
My friend has an Asian girlfriend . He visited his girl’s hometown to meet her family . He joined her family out on a picnic beach trip somewhere that’s far and a little out of reach from the city isolated from nearby stores and all that . They brought picnic food and started cooking and preparing with barbecue and and all that. Everything was fine until they started arguing themselves pointing fingers and distressed , he couldn’t understand what his gf her family was talking about .
His gf said her brother forgot the RICE . nobody ate anything on the table , he was so hungry but was too embarrassed to pick on any of the food that was already there prepared . Everybody were waiting on the RICE issue to be solved somehow …. Food was growing cold but no one would still eat .after several hours of wait and finally solving the issue the whole family started to eat . He was so perplexed . Rice is a necessity !!!
Conclusion: Asians are robots that run on rice. Fascinating!
Yes rice is a need
Rice is your life
Ahahahaha pointing fingers and being distressed along with loud voices are part of the Asian tradition for fighting alright
of course, rice is sacred
I’m Japanese American. I was amused until the last line “hello Panda Express”. I lost it there 😂
Can you explain?
@@muhammadsahid1901 panda express gives low budget rice 🍚 thats the joke
@@neilgalvinleopoldo1620 owh that is, and thanks
Actually I like their rice, especially the brown rice. 😊
@@muhammadsahid1901 sure! We consider Panda to be fake Asian food specifically designed for Americans with a huge amount of sugar and salt added for the American market. And they are legitimately horrible with RICE. Its is often so overcooked you get little grains that are like rocks that you have to spit out. To the point that i get the super greens and ignore the rice.
And that’s the inside joke about “dont tell your grandfather”. Because we occasionally get lazy and grab their orange chicken which is like candy.
I do it a fee times a year, my parent would roll their eyes, but my grandparents (rip) would have thought i had lost my mind.
Asians never run out of rice 😂 I can confirm that bc I’m Chinese with always a 10kg backup rice in the storage room
On 10kg emergency alarm turn on 🚨
@@balticaco haha yes, sometimes 20kg 😂
Im guessing when covid hit asians just bought rice in pallets?
Oh yeah? We have a backup of the backup. And another backup in a disaster recovery center
When he said sponge bob elobo it got me dying🥸🥸🥸
“I farted so much I went hospital “got me rolling on the floor 😂🤣😂🤣😆😆
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Dude us Brazilians are the same way. I have a 20 pound bag of rice at all times here at home. When it’s 1/3 empty I already have to buy a new one.
Malaysia is the same way..what is it with this rice thingy??!!
Rice is the great power of people like us, here in brazil you don't have rice you are dead
I've had the same container of rice for the last 8+ years.
25kg drum full of rice and a backup 10kg rice bag 😂
yeah, me too, but beans are just as important =)
"I don't want to eat Spongebob elbow"
💀
Omg I was thinking of that too 😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂@@AlwaysTheSleepyOneme too
„call unicef it’s an emergency” 😂„call the Beijing embassy we need air support”
"Call U.N.I.C.E.F.!" Bro I'm dieing 😂
"expired milk"💀
Although I must concede, as someone who consume vast quantities of dairy, he is somewhat correct, per se.
As a cheese lover myself, I must say that he is not wrong
Emotional damage
Tbf to Asians the majority of them actually are lactose intolerant. But wait wouldn't that makes cheese better for them? Yes, but because milk is such a new things for Asians ( about a couple of centuries before it became a stable food source) that cheese are really strange for asians due to the amount of fatty acid that comes with it.
Its actually really nice to see steven and his dad actually be on the same page for once and not yell at eachother.
I love this guy! 😂
"Call unicef its an emergency lah" Had me dying 😂
As an Asian, I can confirm running out of rice is an emergency.
Edit- 1.1k likes? Thanks :)
Same here
True😂
Same 😂😂😂
Same too
SAME BRO
“Who’s idea was it to try expired milk?!” That literally made tears come out of my eyes. I’m the biggest cheese fan in my world, and I’ve never heard it put that way
Same!
I'm still stuck on who's idea it was to try milk.
Like, who was the meat farmer watching his herd, seeing the suckling calves and thinking, "They seem to like it!"?
"dry expired milk" not try.
you see, cheese is milk with a cultive that separates the curds from the serum, you then press the curds and let them dry, once dry its cheese.
Cheese is dried "expired" milk
you know we are mammals too? we know what tits and milk are, it was just a matter of time before someone ventured and tried other mammal's milk@@mobbs6426
@@mobbs6426 It was somewhere in mesopotania, probably some guy that was really desperate and thirsty and thought... Maybe I can drink that?
Story of tomato is fun too in europe, people only started to eat tomatos after some crazy guy tried to kill himself with them, and didn't work. XD
Bruh "I failed my family" just cuss there no rice😂😂😂
Bro when he said "Who's idea was it to try expired milk''
I only have two words: century egg.
@@engmed4400damn
The Mesopotamians invented cheese,so it was their idea
Then whose idea was it to try expired mashed beans: tofu
The first human culture@@priyam6888
“It’s a trap. I tried it once, NOT dumpling!”😂😂😂 Had me laughing on the floor
"WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG" XD
SMG💀
MSG emergency Embassy 🤣
"Jerry, im gonna tell you something I've never told anyone before" "We need to go to Panda Express"
"What will I have with my MSG?!" is so relatable
Hello, I'm a Latino just starting to learn English. What does MSG stand for? Thanks in advance
@@klausrudolph0 monosodium glutamate is what msg stands for
I'm a American I don't know what you Said msg was
@@DonovonStiltner MSG is a preservative that is in a lot of foods. Asian foods in particular have a reputation for having a lot of it. It both preserves food and acts as a flavor enhancer. (There are also a lot of people allergic to it)
@@DonovonStiltner I'm an American as well
Man...if one has to order from Panda Express, you KNOW this an emergency 💀
🤣
"Oh my god, what will I have with my MSG?"
Uncle Roger vibes.
"Call UNICEF" 😭
Beijing embassy we need air support!!
😂😂😂😂💔
“Last time i eat beans i farting so much i went to hospital” man I’m dead 💀💀💀
Edit: I didn’t think so many people would see this comment
Tofu is essentially cottage cheese made from soy milk. They've got beans all thru their diet but don't make it obvious
@Link Knight yes but the fermentation makes it less heinous. According to many I have pointed this out to xD
Mexicans: Traiganle una falda a la niña
But Chipotle has rice lol
People laugh, but sometimes people get gas is so bad they go to the emergency thinking they have pancreaitis or something
As a Filipino I can confirm that my brain explodes when we ran out of rice, normally we prepare very early
Fact's Meron na nga kami isang sakong bigas para hindi kami maubusan eh lol
Ikr, don't remember the last time we run out, when we say we do, it's usually not entirely out, we just have no time to make more
any day we don’t eat any rice at all just feels backwards
My dad usually buys four 50 lbs. bags of Jasmine rice (i don't know how much it weighs exactly, I just it was heavy then, amd it's heavy now). It would last us a year and some months.
@@damienrichards9743 50lb bag is the largest bag size for rice... you can only buy 50lb bag if store you go to has that size. Next size up is the much less 20lb bag. My dad always look for the 50lb bag in the store first 🤣
he said I don't want to eat spongbob elbow huh that's halarious😂.
As an Asian I can confirm this is a worldwide emergency that definitely needs UNICEF
Same
As an idiot what the hell is unicef
For his family he even order panda express. Respect
“I dOnt wAnT to EAt SpoNGBoB ELboW!”
- im dying 😂
The blank stare 😭
As a Latino i can relate that without rice we are nothing
Carribean poppin in your thread real quick.........us too 🤒🤒 it just goes with food like seasoning it just goes with it easy to grow quick source of carbs I can go all day
latino here, but i'll say nah, at least in chile we eat equals part of potatoes noodles and soups
Where are you from?
agreed
As someone who’s mixed Latino and Asian I can confirm that if I go too far from rice I will despawn instantly
As an Asian, I can't ever imagine running out of rice. When the rice container is getting half empty, my mom would already buy a new sack of rice, so we never ever run out of rice, EVER.
Same in a Haitian family household! We usually cook two different types of rice. One we cook to eat with bean sauce, and the one for when the rice is cooked together with the beans. My mom has her rice down to a science! God forbid if you buy the wrong one!. And she never, ever buys the rice in an American supermarket. We always buy it in a Asian supermarket or a Middle Eastern supermarket. For her, their stores carry the best rice. And I have to agree. The rice always tastes better!.
You know it’s desperate time when Asians are having Panda Express for dinner
That's what I was thinking.
as a hispanic this is so true
As an asian, i can confirm some of us boil our eggs inside the rice cooker
I'm Indian and I do that too it gives the rice and egg nice flavor
same :D
very true
@@jiviteshbakshi2093 nigga whaat??? Never thought before
Maytoo
The funny thing is that Panda Express is relatively popular in Asian countries