9 Minutes of Little Alex Horne's 'Confessions' | Taskmaster

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  • @isaactraister317
    @isaactraister317 Місяць тому +630

    You know, you'd think Alex would stop confiding things with Greg at a certain point.

    • @ilikeexxs
      @ilikeexxs Місяць тому +60

      It was all one drunken tirade and that's why Greg won't come around for holidays anymore

    • @charlesb7019
      @charlesb7019 Місяць тому +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I hope not!!!!

    • @sherryxia8362
      @sherryxia8362 Місяць тому +4

      Yeah, especially since Greg keeps revealing them on national television

    • @Ms_Andrews_PreK_Princess
      @Ms_Andrews_PreK_Princess Місяць тому

      😂

    • @SuddenReal
      @SuddenReal Місяць тому +4

      @@ilikeexxs It was on one of the three occasions Greg has socialized with him.

  • @praalgraf
    @praalgraf Місяць тому +423

    genuinely one of my favourite bits greg has ever come up with

    • @wisedred
      @wisedred Місяць тому +9

      is he the one who writes his prompts? i thought alex wrote them for the both of them lol

    • @meganc60
      @meganc60 Місяць тому +25

      Greg mentions in one episode he writes his own introductions

    • @nommyyt
      @nommyyt Місяць тому +26

      ​@@wisedred Greg comes up with them. Alex has no idea what Greg is going to say until he's said it.

    • @RobertSmith-rn5gg
      @RobertSmith-rn5gg Місяць тому

      Plhbbl
      Mbb
      LolHHmnblmbm

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Місяць тому +271

    "A man who recently confided in me..."

  • @tehfiredog
    @tehfiredog Місяць тому +153

    Greg's proactive revenge for Alex's "comedy" bits before each prize task 😂

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 Місяць тому +64

    It's a great bit, but you've managed to exclude my favourite: where Alex confesses that he loves the country Wales, but longs for the day that its people are driven into the sea

  • @raqdigi
    @raqdigi Місяць тому +77

    the one where he says Alexs' wife confided in him (after saying Alex has aged as the seasons progress) that she questioned if she still desires him and if she ever really did is still one of the funniest ones

    • @SeanSMST
      @SeanSMST Місяць тому +1

      When and what episode did this happen I have to know?! That sounds so damn funny

    • @sleepybean21
      @sleepybean21 Місяць тому +1

      @@SeanSMST same here!

    • @raqdigi
      @raqdigi Місяць тому

      @@SeanSMST Series 16 episode 6!!!

  • @448285
    @448285 Місяць тому +139

    I hope for his own sake that Alex has gotten his drinking under control

  • @earendilthemariner5546
    @earendilthemariner5546 Місяць тому +153

    I love when greg kinda breaks a little

  • @The_Farwall
    @The_Farwall Місяць тому +122

    Alex was so adamant that women shouldn't be allowed to vote or fly planes, he told Greg about them twice.

    • @Hugh_Jas
      @Hugh_Jas Місяць тому +11

      The voting one was just duplicated in the edit, literally the same clip.

  • @wfbgenius
    @wfbgenius Місяць тому +16

    I saw an interview where Greg did this bit, and Little Alex Horne responded “I don’t think you understand what ‘in confidence’ means”

  • @TheInker
    @TheInker Місяць тому +212

    I don't know why Alex keeps telling Greg these things. You'd think he'd learn.

    • @reklov77
      @reklov77 Місяць тому +24

      It sounds like he has a drinking problem.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 Місяць тому +17

      ​@crudbucket77 If he did, he would have confessed it to Greg already.

    • @kaitlynlucas8379
      @kaitlynlucas8379 Місяць тому +1

      Alex is a filthy little ferret, that's why.

    • @jeffrey44
      @jeffrey44 Місяць тому

      You are victim blaming.

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex Місяць тому +13

      Maybe it's something he has to do when he gets punished in the traditional way.

  • @TheUberjammer
    @TheUberjammer Місяць тому +18

    I met Alex one time. He confided in me that he really likes it when Greg makes up these facts about him, and he wishes he could get introduced like this after every commercial break.

  • @Andy-ru2eb
    @Andy-ru2eb Місяць тому +7

    I love when either one of them breaks character in these bits. When Greg cracks at his own jokes or when Alex can’t help but laugh a little at the silly line Greg just said

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Місяць тому +106

    putting them all together like this makes it seem like Greg has dementia and forgets Alex is right there

    • @jonathanrobles7377
      @jonathanrobles7377 Місяць тому +4

      Or has copies of himself and is setting everyone up for the strangest standoff in history

    • @sherryxia8362
      @sherryxia8362 Місяць тому +2

      But somehow remembers the things Alex told him..

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Місяць тому

      Lol😂

  • @MattParkent
    @MattParkent Місяць тому +41

    "Night night bot bot powder party" is the best thing ever said by anyone on Taskmaster.

    • @sherryxia8362
      @sherryxia8362 Місяць тому +3

      It's up there for sure. Can't wait for the Taskmaster book of quotes.

    • @valerielevasseur8674
      @valerielevasseur8674 Місяць тому +7

      And the worst is "smelly back cake"

    • @michael121quinn
      @michael121quinn Місяць тому

      "Don't leave me farting in the dark listening to my own name" and "it's an absolute casserole down there" top my list, but that's up there.

  • @phonotical
    @phonotical Місяць тому +46

    I don't know what's funnier, that a 18ft tall man can make his voice go that high, or the fact all the statements are true

    • @dr.rodders3329
      @dr.rodders3329 Місяць тому +3

      I'm surprised his heart can pump the blood all around his body. That heart must be an absolute unit

  • @Hacker3588
    @Hacker3588 Місяць тому +58

    Genuinely one of the funniest pairs I've ever seen

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 Місяць тому +27

    The first time Greg did one of these (much less extreme than the examples here) I fell for it.

  • @z.m.stewart1996
    @z.m.stewart1996 Місяць тому +124

    i stand with my cancelled wife little alex horne

  • @TheYorkRose
    @TheYorkRose Місяць тому +21

    Can't believe that there were still some that didn't make it into this compilation lol, and they're some of the best ones too

  • @SomeGuyInNevada24
    @SomeGuyInNevada24 Місяць тому +18

    Little Alex Horne should have pointed at Greg and said “Exhibit A” after the Welsh doing menial labor bit.

  • @gregbarratt7161
    @gregbarratt7161 Місяць тому +83

    Well this IS the same man that told the world that he supports apartheid!

  • @Emthe30something
    @Emthe30something Місяць тому +16

    Orginally read the title as 9 hours. 😂 I could believe it

  • @maiNmusica
    @maiNmusica Місяць тому +45

    Our favourite misogynist little Alex Hoooorne!😅

  • @johndenverfan
    @johndenverfan Місяць тому +33

    Greg and Alex are the GREATEST duo on Tv

  • @OtherwiseSix
    @OtherwiseSix Місяць тому +4

    I've been waiting for a video like this. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @TheTimTri
    @TheTimTri Місяць тому +3

    I’ve been waiting for such a compilation to show to my dad, thanks for the upload!

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch4571 Місяць тому +18

    I am assuming Greg thought up this bit on his own. If not then kudos to the writer who came up with it.

    • @Phoenix_Left
      @Phoenix_Left Місяць тому +2

      If it's not Greg, it's Alex writing them, I believe.

    • @GolfhausYT
      @GolfhausYT Місяць тому +20

      I think it was revealed once on the podcast that Greg comes up with them, sometimes minutes before the taping starts, so that Alex's reaction is genuine - and so he can't put the kibosh on what Greg's going to say. :P

  • @alexread6767
    @alexread6767 Місяць тому +6

    Greg's depiction of Alex is simultaneously old and crotchety and brash, but also too timid and meek to come up with any insult worse than "get lost." As Greg would put it, I'd like to dig into the narrative more

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Місяць тому +3

    Reminds me of when Che and Jost trade jokes on SNL in that there are two guys sitting next to each other and I'm pretty sure one is trying to provoke violence against the other.

  • @Bman1878
    @Bman1878 Місяць тому +14

    Hahaha, Ferns face at 4:27 😂

  • @eropis
    @eropis Місяць тому +18

    It always seems as if it makes him genuinely uncomfortable.

    • @KyleBaran90
      @KyleBaran90 Місяць тому +6

      I think its his way of getting back at Alex for his bad puns and intro prop gags

  • @nawdrawg8436
    @nawdrawg8436 Місяць тому +1

    Seeing a supercut of these is truly effing glorious 😂 and I also legitimately hope that Alex has not received any serious backlash from these amazing dunks🤞❤

  • @hxasfour
    @hxasfour Місяць тому +6

    I needed this today ❤

  • @johnhalsall1878
    @johnhalsall1878 Місяць тому +6

    That's not all of them!!!! There's at least one about Alex's neighbours.

  • @foundation6867
    @foundation6867 Місяць тому +14

    “ And next to man a once told me he has no respect for the military and any solider came up to him in public he can easily have them because they are all stupid “😂 it’s Little Alex Horne

  • @bobafettjr85
    @bobafettjr85 Місяць тому +4

    He confided all of these things all in one night when he was blitzed.

  • @foundation6867
    @foundation6867 Місяць тому +8

    When little Alex Horne laughs it’s just hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @circeus
    @circeus Місяць тому +4

    "the scared of three things one" is there twice XD

  • @rienpost
    @rienpost Місяць тому +1

    Some say he can't recognize the colour blue and only eats sardines. All we know is he's called the Stig.

  • @PurpleSidewalk1
    @PurpleSidewalk1 Місяць тому +2

    The funny thing is that this isn't even all of them. I can think of at least five that aren't in this compliation

  • @prakarshsrivastava1043
    @prakarshsrivastava1043 Місяць тому +15

    why does he never deny it? lmao he always concurs.

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 Місяць тому +27

      you never question the Taskmaster

    • @galaxa13
      @galaxa13 Місяць тому +15

      I can only think of a couple times where he concurred. Most of the time he either ignores what has been said or he denies it. Maybe not strongly, but he has verbalized that they are untrue or shake his head in rejection.

    • @antygod
      @antygod Місяць тому +16

      because he really did say those terrible, terrible things.

    • @michelilla511
      @michelilla511 Місяць тому +1

      2:02

    • @tjazeajn8028
      @tjazeajn8028 Місяць тому +2

      ​@antygod An Interesting thought, Alex Horne will say anything. I've watched a few of his interviews. We know he will eat anything. He fully commits to doing funny bits. I believe it was he thought for Taskmaster. How far are comedians willing to commit for comedy, I'm not quite sure why Greg start this introduction style. Maybe it's in the lastet book(Casserole), I can't wait for my copy to arrive.

  • @Thebullfrog89
    @Thebullfrog89 Місяць тому +4

    ... All we know is... he's called THE STIG! 😂

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Місяць тому +2

    8 minutes 43 seconds of Greg trying to get Little Alex Horne killed.

  • @ElectricFury
    @ElectricFury Місяць тому +2

    I've wanted a video like this for ages 😂

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Місяць тому +4

    Poor Alex. Hiding in bushes as he leaves his home, hoping no non-TM fans spot him and think the things he confides are real.

  • @precious_muse
    @precious_muse Місяць тому

    The best part of these is seeing Greg fighting, and usually failing, to break.

  • @coasterbp
    @coasterbp Місяць тому +12

    7:40 Deja Vu...

    • @BlackieFyre
      @BlackieFyre Місяць тому +7

      Too good they had to put it twice

  • @thomasgao446
    @thomasgao446 Місяць тому +1

    Random thought: The Little Alex Horne is only part of the actual Alex Horne. The rest of it is in Greg's house.

  • @immaleaf4964
    @immaleaf4964 Місяць тому +1

    9 minutes? What a conventional unit of measurement

  • @MollyMcCarthy8
    @MollyMcCarthy8 Місяць тому +2

    The epitome of "Yes, and"

  • @mariavictor4324
    @mariavictor4324 Місяць тому +3

    Big up yourself Alex! All day every day.😂😂

  • @jamesthomas1352
    @jamesthomas1352 Місяць тому +1

    He was completely correct about Joshua

  • @Danburybeeches
    @Danburybeeches Місяць тому +3

    ‘A bit “too chopsy” of late’.

  • @MeinratFamily
    @MeinratFamily Місяць тому +3

    I think the origin of these is the time Greg used Alex as a venteiloquy puppet and made him say he supports Apartheid

  • @SolarMechanic
    @SolarMechanic Місяць тому +4

    The real fun is figuring out which one is true!

  • @ADF86123
    @ADF86123 Місяць тому +1

    Imagine that one day it turns out that Alex really did say those things.

  • @NT-lq3lq
    @NT-lq3lq Місяць тому

    I've been waiting for this for a long time

  • @askerzie
    @askerzie Місяць тому +1

    4:36 easily my favorite one

  • @kevinkeane254
    @kevinkeane254 Місяць тому +1

    What would we actually do without this show 😮

  • @opeltheartist
    @opeltheartist Місяць тому +2

    Greg has made Alex eat so many bizarre things 😂

  • @TuberTugger
    @TuberTugger Місяць тому +2

    I'd be upset with how horrible all the things Alex says are, if I didn't feel so bad with how poor his memory is about it. Poor Alex. I hope the cure dementia soon.

  • @rowox
    @rowox Місяць тому +2

    I can't wait for next season when it's revealed Alex was behind most of the online abuse directed towards Rosie

  • @Robbuffet
    @Robbuffet Місяць тому

    weird- just as I put this on for background noise, I scrolled down the page of my e-textbook right onto a vintage photo of suffragettes.

  • @corro202
    @corro202 Місяць тому +1

    Great video.

  • @user-yf9ph7gl6t
    @user-yf9ph7gl6t Місяць тому +1

    One of these is true, your time starts now

  • @StevenBanks123
    @StevenBanks123 Місяць тому +2

    I’m glad Greg is revealing Alex’s dark side to the world. Let the therapy begin.

  • @npcrafterak1246
    @npcrafterak1246 Місяць тому

    Thanks so much, TM!

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Місяць тому +3

    "aaaaayyhlidddtlealexhooooorn

  • @thomasthomasson2319
    @thomasthomasson2319 Місяць тому +3

    As Seth Meyers would say, it seems Greg doesn't understand what "in confidence" means

    • @lenochod6
      @lenochod6 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology Місяць тому +9

    To be fair, that is a pretty good way to tell if you've had a great idea.

  • @PineappleZach666
    @PineappleZach666 Місяць тому +5

    Alex is so scared of women voting he told greg it twice.

  • @alexanderhammil6754
    @alexanderhammil6754 Місяць тому +1

    i miss when the start of episodes gave us weird lore about alex living like a dog instead of being secretly terrible

  • @mariomaer4746
    @mariomaer4746 Місяць тому +1

    Little Alex Horne needs to stop drinking 🤣😂

  • @paulrossi1807
    @paulrossi1807 Місяць тому +2

    Alex, your drinking has hurt me in the following ways...

  • @thechillindude4478
    @thechillindude4478 Місяць тому +2

    The clip of Alex not liking women voting was used twice

  • @Hugh_Jas
    @Hugh_Jas Місяць тому +3

    The "women being allowed to vote" one was put in twice.

  • @Didi_A_Gogo
    @Didi_A_Gogo Місяць тому +4

    The bit about Alex being scared of women voting is in there twice. They really are getting "chopsy", eh Alex?

  • @JeromeLMA
    @JeromeLMA Місяць тому +1

    One of my favourites isn't there, not sure I will quote it perfectly : that people who don't have at least a masters degree should roam free in fields, bovine style.

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 Місяць тому +1

    Make your own Little Alex Horne introductions below.

  • @ChronoZero
    @ChronoZero Місяць тому +1

    The voting one appeared twice

    • @GolfhausYT
      @GolfhausYT Місяць тому +3

      He's REALLY upset about women's suffrage.

  • @huangyboy
    @huangyboy Місяць тому +1

    Gives me Stig vibes lol

  • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
    @user-zp4ge3yp2o Місяць тому +5

    Little Alex Horne has a lot of opinions about women

  • @nannyalberte
    @nannyalberte Місяць тому

    AKA as Greg's revenge! 🤣🤣

  • @KitagumaIgen
    @KitagumaIgen Місяць тому +2

    Otherwise little Alex Horne seems like such a nice guy...

  • @IslaIsObsessed
    @IslaIsObsessed Місяць тому +4

    I love this 😂

  • @TheRealConcertKing
    @TheRealConcertKing Місяць тому +1

    It's all funny until you find out they are all legitimate views held by Alex.

    • @davidy22
      @davidy22 Місяць тому

      Then it becomes based

  • @outistynnanyt5153
    @outistynnanyt5153 Місяць тому

    I think TOAD is still my favorite

  • @Epanouissement
    @Epanouissement Місяць тому +2

    Little A.H. screwed up and left duplicate clip in this video.

  • @RayvenGuard
    @RayvenGuard Місяць тому

    Only two that Alex didn't remember. This means he was sober for all the other ones 🤔

  • @simontay4851
    @simontay4851 Місяць тому +4

    Alex is a little toad.

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels Місяць тому +2

    Absolutely Slanderous

  • @MedEvil1c
    @MedEvil1c Місяць тому +1

    And next to me, a man who ____. falsetto It's little Alex Hornne!
    ____ Which one do you wish is true?

    • @MedEvil1c
      @MedEvil1c Місяць тому

      The Jacuzzi ferret sounds true 😅

  • @jessehammer123
    @jessehammer123 Місяць тому +9

    Oh, video of the awful person Little Alex Horne! :D

  • @csurname
    @csurname Місяць тому +3

    I interpret the intent of this stuff as a palate-setter that shows the kinds of outlooks that are NOT part of Taskmaster. Paradox of tolerance stuff, leading with ridicule of what's correctly unwelcome.

  • @djtrig6576
    @djtrig6576 Місяць тому

    What about Alex’s defense??

  • @the.n1ghtwriter
    @the.n1ghtwriter Місяць тому +4

    15 seconds ago is crazy

  • @austinhmmm9087
    @austinhmmm9087 Місяць тому

    5:32

  • @FutureVegeta
    @FutureVegeta Місяць тому

    So much to pick from and yet you do 1 double.

  • @Mank159
    @Mank159 Місяць тому

    The high pitched "little Alex Horne" is too much especially this many times in a row lol I made it to 2 minutes 17, hats off to anyone who finished the video