It's a great bit, but you've managed to exclude my favourite: where Alex confesses that he loves the country Wales, but longs for the day that its people are driven into the sea
the one where he says Alexs' wife confided in him (after saying Alex has aged as the seasons progress) that she questioned if she still desires him and if she ever really did is still one of the funniest ones
I met Alex one time. He confided in me that he really likes it when Greg makes up these facts about him, and he wishes he could get introduced like this after every commercial break.
I love when either one of them breaks character in these bits. When Greg cracks at his own jokes or when Alex can’t help but laugh a little at the silly line Greg just said
I think it was revealed once on the podcast that Greg comes up with them, sometimes minutes before the taping starts, so that Alex's reaction is genuine - and so he can't put the kibosh on what Greg's going to say. :P
Greg's depiction of Alex is simultaneously old and crotchety and brash, but also too timid and meek to come up with any insult worse than "get lost." As Greg would put it, I'd like to dig into the narrative more
Reminds me of when Che and Jost trade jokes on SNL in that there are two guys sitting next to each other and I'm pretty sure one is trying to provoke violence against the other.
Seeing a supercut of these is truly effing glorious 😂 and I also legitimately hope that Alex has not received any serious backlash from these amazing dunks🤞❤
“ And next to man a once told me he has no respect for the military and any solider came up to him in public he can easily have them because they are all stupid “😂 it’s Little Alex Horne
I can only think of a couple times where he concurred. Most of the time he either ignores what has been said or he denies it. Maybe not strongly, but he has verbalized that they are untrue or shake his head in rejection.
@antygod An Interesting thought, Alex Horne will say anything. I've watched a few of his interviews. We know he will eat anything. He fully commits to doing funny bits. I believe it was he thought for Taskmaster. How far are comedians willing to commit for comedy, I'm not quite sure why Greg start this introduction style. Maybe it's in the lastet book(Casserole), I can't wait for my copy to arrive.
I'd be upset with how horrible all the things Alex says are, if I didn't feel so bad with how poor his memory is about it. Poor Alex. I hope the cure dementia soon.
One of my favourites isn't there, not sure I will quote it perfectly : that people who don't have at least a masters degree should roam free in fields, bovine style.
I interpret the intent of this stuff as a palate-setter that shows the kinds of outlooks that are NOT part of Taskmaster. Paradox of tolerance stuff, leading with ridicule of what's correctly unwelcome.
The high pitched "little Alex Horne" is too much especially this many times in a row lol I made it to 2 minutes 17, hats off to anyone who finished the video
You know, you'd think Alex would stop confiding things with Greg at a certain point.
It was all one drunken tirade and that's why Greg won't come around for holidays anymore
🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I hope not!!!!
Yeah, especially since Greg keeps revealing them on national television
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@@ilikeexxs It was on one of the three occasions Greg has socialized with him.
genuinely one of my favourite bits greg has ever come up with
is he the one who writes his prompts? i thought alex wrote them for the both of them lol
Greg mentions in one episode he writes his own introductions
@@wisedred Greg comes up with them. Alex has no idea what Greg is going to say until he's said it.
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"A man who recently confided in me..."
Greg's proactive revenge for Alex's "comedy" bits before each prize task 😂
It's a great bit, but you've managed to exclude my favourite: where Alex confesses that he loves the country Wales, but longs for the day that its people are driven into the sea
the one where he says Alexs' wife confided in him (after saying Alex has aged as the seasons progress) that she questioned if she still desires him and if she ever really did is still one of the funniest ones
When and what episode did this happen I have to know?! That sounds so damn funny
@@SeanSMST same here!
@@SeanSMST Series 16 episode 6!!!
I hope for his own sake that Alex has gotten his drinking under control
I love when greg kinda breaks a little
Alex was so adamant that women shouldn't be allowed to vote or fly planes, he told Greg about them twice.
The voting one was just duplicated in the edit, literally the same clip.
I saw an interview where Greg did this bit, and Little Alex Horne responded “I don’t think you understand what ‘in confidence’ means”
I don't know why Alex keeps telling Greg these things. You'd think he'd learn.
It sounds like he has a drinking problem.
@crudbucket77 If he did, he would have confessed it to Greg already.
Alex is a filthy little ferret, that's why.
You are victim blaming.
Maybe it's something he has to do when he gets punished in the traditional way.
I met Alex one time. He confided in me that he really likes it when Greg makes up these facts about him, and he wishes he could get introduced like this after every commercial break.
I love when either one of them breaks character in these bits. When Greg cracks at his own jokes or when Alex can’t help but laugh a little at the silly line Greg just said
putting them all together like this makes it seem like Greg has dementia and forgets Alex is right there
Or has copies of himself and is setting everyone up for the strangest standoff in history
But somehow remembers the things Alex told him..
Lol😂
"Night night bot bot powder party" is the best thing ever said by anyone on Taskmaster.
It's up there for sure. Can't wait for the Taskmaster book of quotes.
And the worst is "smelly back cake"
"Don't leave me farting in the dark listening to my own name" and "it's an absolute casserole down there" top my list, but that's up there.
I don't know what's funnier, that a 18ft tall man can make his voice go that high, or the fact all the statements are true
I'm surprised his heart can pump the blood all around his body. That heart must be an absolute unit
Genuinely one of the funniest pairs I've ever seen
The first time Greg did one of these (much less extreme than the examples here) I fell for it.
i stand with my cancelled wife little alex horne
Can't believe that there were still some that didn't make it into this compilation lol, and they're some of the best ones too
Little Alex Horne should have pointed at Greg and said “Exhibit A” after the Welsh doing menial labor bit.
Well this IS the same man that told the world that he supports apartheid!
Orginally read the title as 9 hours. 😂 I could believe it
Our favourite misogynist little Alex Hoooorne!😅
Greg and Alex are the GREATEST duo on Tv
I've been waiting for a video like this. Absolutely brilliant.
I’ve been waiting for such a compilation to show to my dad, thanks for the upload!
I am assuming Greg thought up this bit on his own. If not then kudos to the writer who came up with it.
If it's not Greg, it's Alex writing them, I believe.
I think it was revealed once on the podcast that Greg comes up with them, sometimes minutes before the taping starts, so that Alex's reaction is genuine - and so he can't put the kibosh on what Greg's going to say. :P
Greg's depiction of Alex is simultaneously old and crotchety and brash, but also too timid and meek to come up with any insult worse than "get lost." As Greg would put it, I'd like to dig into the narrative more
Reminds me of when Che and Jost trade jokes on SNL in that there are two guys sitting next to each other and I'm pretty sure one is trying to provoke violence against the other.
Hahaha, Ferns face at 4:27 😂
It always seems as if it makes him genuinely uncomfortable.
I think its his way of getting back at Alex for his bad puns and intro prop gags
Seeing a supercut of these is truly effing glorious 😂 and I also legitimately hope that Alex has not received any serious backlash from these amazing dunks🤞❤
I needed this today ❤
That's not all of them!!!! There's at least one about Alex's neighbours.
“ And next to man a once told me he has no respect for the military and any solider came up to him in public he can easily have them because they are all stupid “😂 it’s Little Alex Horne
He confided all of these things all in one night when he was blitzed.
When little Alex Horne laughs it’s just hilarious 😂😂😂
Right? I love his laugh 😂
"the scared of three things one" is there twice XD
Some say he can't recognize the colour blue and only eats sardines. All we know is he's called the Stig.
The funny thing is that this isn't even all of them. I can think of at least five that aren't in this compliation
why does he never deny it? lmao he always concurs.
you never question the Taskmaster
I can only think of a couple times where he concurred. Most of the time he either ignores what has been said or he denies it. Maybe not strongly, but he has verbalized that they are untrue or shake his head in rejection.
because he really did say those terrible, terrible things.
2:02
@antygod An Interesting thought, Alex Horne will say anything. I've watched a few of his interviews. We know he will eat anything. He fully commits to doing funny bits. I believe it was he thought for Taskmaster. How far are comedians willing to commit for comedy, I'm not quite sure why Greg start this introduction style. Maybe it's in the lastet book(Casserole), I can't wait for my copy to arrive.
... All we know is... he's called THE STIG! 😂
8 minutes 43 seconds of Greg trying to get Little Alex Horne killed.
I've wanted a video like this for ages 😂
Poor Alex. Hiding in bushes as he leaves his home, hoping no non-TM fans spot him and think the things he confides are real.
The best part of these is seeing Greg fighting, and usually failing, to break.
7:40 Deja Vu...
Too good they had to put it twice
Random thought: The Little Alex Horne is only part of the actual Alex Horne. The rest of it is in Greg's house.
9 minutes? What a conventional unit of measurement
The epitome of "Yes, and"
Big up yourself Alex! All day every day.😂😂
He was completely correct about Joshua
‘A bit “too chopsy” of late’.
I think the origin of these is the time Greg used Alex as a venteiloquy puppet and made him say he supports Apartheid
The real fun is figuring out which one is true!
Imagine that one day it turns out that Alex really did say those things.
I've been waiting for this for a long time
4:36 easily my favorite one
What would we actually do without this show 😮
Greg has made Alex eat so many bizarre things 😂
I'd be upset with how horrible all the things Alex says are, if I didn't feel so bad with how poor his memory is about it. Poor Alex. I hope the cure dementia soon.
I can't wait for next season when it's revealed Alex was behind most of the online abuse directed towards Rosie
weird- just as I put this on for background noise, I scrolled down the page of my e-textbook right onto a vintage photo of suffragettes.
Great video.
One of these is true, your time starts now
I’m glad Greg is revealing Alex’s dark side to the world. Let the therapy begin.
Thanks so much, TM!
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As Seth Meyers would say, it seems Greg doesn't understand what "in confidence" means
😂😂😂😂
To be fair, that is a pretty good way to tell if you've had a great idea.
Alex is so scared of women voting he told greg it twice.
i miss when the start of episodes gave us weird lore about alex living like a dog instead of being secretly terrible
Little Alex Horne needs to stop drinking 🤣😂
Alex, your drinking has hurt me in the following ways...
The clip of Alex not liking women voting was used twice
The "women being allowed to vote" one was put in twice.
The bit about Alex being scared of women voting is in there twice. They really are getting "chopsy", eh Alex?
One of my favourites isn't there, not sure I will quote it perfectly : that people who don't have at least a masters degree should roam free in fields, bovine style.
Make your own Little Alex Horne introductions below.
The voting one appeared twice
He's REALLY upset about women's suffrage.
Gives me Stig vibes lol
Little Alex Horne has a lot of opinions about women
AKA as Greg's revenge! 🤣🤣
Otherwise little Alex Horne seems like such a nice guy...
I love this 😂
It's all funny until you find out they are all legitimate views held by Alex.
Then it becomes based
I think TOAD is still my favorite
Little A.H. screwed up and left duplicate clip in this video.
Only two that Alex didn't remember. This means he was sober for all the other ones 🤔
Alex is a little toad.
Absolutely Slanderous
And next to me, a man who ____. falsetto It's little Alex Hornne!
____ Which one do you wish is true?
The Jacuzzi ferret sounds true 😅
Oh, video of the awful person Little Alex Horne! :D
I interpret the intent of this stuff as a palate-setter that shows the kinds of outlooks that are NOT part of Taskmaster. Paradox of tolerance stuff, leading with ridicule of what's correctly unwelcome.
What about Alex’s defense??
15 seconds ago is crazy
5:32
So much to pick from and yet you do 1 double.
The high pitched "little Alex Horne" is too much especially this many times in a row lol I made it to 2 minutes 17, hats off to anyone who finished the video