yeah... now that was one scarry cliffhanger there. *clears throat* will the doomguy escape super *sekrit* ambush of revenants? tune in next week for more : DOOMGUY: Advantures in HECK (just top of my head) :D
I love how everyone is making memes based on that particular scene from The Town With No Name, despite it being probably the least ludicrous of them all.
With his health at 198% Doomguy knew his addiction was getting the better of him. He didn't need it, but yet, he still wanted it. As the shiny, blue bottle slid towards him, Doomguy remembered the 12Steps he'd learned earlier in the week. He wrenched his Super Shotty with sweaty hands and took a deep breath as the bottle crashed to the ground. He'd won this battle, but how many more were ahead? Baby steps, Doomguy.
Doomguy looked down at the smashed bottle of health with newfound pride... "HRMPH" he says, with an audible disdain for the liquid he had once been held captive by. He may have won the battle with his inner demons, but not the battle with the very much real demons that had just teleported in, and were about to jam 12 metric shit tonnes of explosives up his ass.
The imp hesitated. It was dangerous to refuse that disgusting, was it still a human?, but equally perilous to accomodate him. Their whole planet had been littered with the booze, back then when the invasion began. As Romero had commanded, after the Arch Viles had planted that particular creature into the Gargantuan's head for one or the other of the freakish reasons of their's. Granted, all humans that caused unsurmountable trouble quickly fell to the booze. Hilarious even, seeing them run into the stupidest of traps, sometimes for a single vial. But this one always survived, and murdered thousands. The imp arrived at a decision. With a violent jerk he cast the liquid over the bar, deliberately smashing it against the far wall, creating a fraction of a second of confusion. Pressing the alarm under the table. Revenants are quick, and they usually have a bone or two to pick, especially with that one. Of course they will all be smashed. They always are. They will be repaired. But the imp won't die today. He glanced at the bolt hole.
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"Why cant i grab the potion?!" "My potion is too strong for you, DoomTraveler... *uncomfortable close up* I TOLD YOU CANT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTION, NO ONE CAN!!1!"
I too am swarmed by randomly teleporting revenants when drinks slowly glide across my table to fall and explode and get ash all over my beautiful floor, much to my disappointment.
I like how Doomguy just *grunts* and the Imp Bartender knows what's up
unh
unf
The classic you-know-what-time-it-is.
hnng
hi
The drink exploding is really just the icing on the cake
Also the 1000 revenants
yeah... now that was one scarry cliffhanger there. *clears throat*
will the doomguy escape super *sekrit* ambush of revenants? tune in next week for more : DOOMGUY: Advantures in HECK
(just top of my head) :D
I read the revenants part while it happened lol
Also the way the drink slides across the table
Also the way its doom game xd
Also the way the comments explain the joke
Shouldve been archvilles tbh
Marphitimus was like “fuck it, Revenant time”
yes This is what I needed to see when I came home
Lol me too
Same, I'm typing this up as I'm taking a fat shit
Samé brotha
More revenant maps and stuff plz
Gimme a tech tip bartender
"Hello, Imp Bartender, I am going to Phobos, but I want your strongest health bonuses."
"My health bonuses are too strong for you, Doomguy."
This is what I was expecting. This is what I wanted. This is what I deserved.
Health bonus so strong it overflows your HP and brings it to 0.
@nullptr_t potion seller. "My potions could kill a dragon, let alone a man."
“My health bonuses are fit for a Mancubus, let alone a man!”
(his head) "You have no respect for Space Marines... No respect at all!"
(his voice) *grunt*
I love how everyone is making memes based on that particular scene from The Town With No Name, despite it being probably the least ludicrous of them all.
Do you have the time old man?
"Come back, Shane!"
It's as ludicrous as the internet can handle.
_Wellwedon’tsaythatuntilanhourtillclosingtime_
"Caramba, that really hurt! Oh, I gotta fall over now so byeee-!"
With his health at 198% Doomguy knew his addiction was getting the better of him. He didn't need it, but yet, he still wanted it. As the shiny, blue bottle slid towards him, Doomguy remembered the 12Steps he'd learned earlier in the week. He wrenched his Super Shotty with sweaty hands and took a deep breath as the bottle crashed to the ground. He'd won this battle, but how many more were ahead? Baby steps, Doomguy.
Doomguy looked down at the smashed bottle of health with newfound pride... "HRMPH" he says, with an audible disdain for the liquid he had once been held captive by. He may have won the battle with his inner demons, but not the battle with the very much real demons that had just teleported in, and were about to jam 12 metric shit tonnes of explosives up his ass.
The imp hesitated. It was dangerous to refuse that disgusting, was it still a human?, but equally perilous to accomodate him. Their whole planet had been littered with the booze, back then when the invasion began. As Romero had commanded, after the Arch Viles had planted that particular creature into the Gargantuan's head for one or the other of the freakish reasons of their's. Granted, all humans that caused unsurmountable trouble quickly fell to the booze. Hilarious even, seeing them run into the stupidest of traps, sometimes for a single vial. But this one always survived, and murdered thousands.
The imp arrived at a decision. With a violent jerk he cast the liquid over the bar, deliberately smashing it against the far wall, creating a fraction of a second of confusion. Pressing the alarm under the table. Revenants are quick, and they usually have a bone or two to pick, especially with that one. Of course they will all be smashed. They always are. They will be repaired. But the imp won't die today. He glanced at the bolt hole.
*Future authors here*
@@Josh.V 😁😁😁
@@Josh.Vdoom x alcoholism fanfic
Gotta love the little look doomguy gives in the HUD as the drink passes him. Genius
The wad with no name
😂😂😂😂
.wad
Criminally underrated
Ahh, the only cultured among philistines, salud
And yet, that's a name in and out of itself.
Demon: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Doomguy: "Sure"
Demon: "Health Potion"
Doomguy: "I didn't get that"
Ok Job
Good Job
bye job
@@MadnessJackey Bye Bye
*Rip Gay Bowser*
So long...
“UNF”
-Doomguy
Adam Demeter
yup
Very deep
AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
-Remnant
*"Where is it?"*
-Duke Nukem
Wasn't expecting that surprise at the end.
Me neither, I don't have hiccup anymore.
it was indeed quite agitating
Nobody did honestly, that is what makes it perfect
Can't have a Marphy Doom video without them Revenants.
2spooky4me
That Doom Guy portrait reaction from 0:14 to 0:16 is golden.
@D. ua-cam.com/video/1nJoUq_Le9M/v-deo.html
I only wish he made the 'Ouch' expression when all the Revenants spawned
@@samuelberz1476 the details ua-cam.com/video/jqg1FHc6IoU/v-deo.html
@@SawbladeShowdown really man
@@SawbladeShowdown sorry but i dont care
*Revenants:* (hellish calcium screaming)
*DoomGuy:* |: l
Then every. Single. One. Of those Revenants starts d00ting and Doomguys brain implodes.
hellish calcium screaming is the best discription I've ever read. I'm going to start a band and name it that.
@@skeletspook will your first song be about milk?
@@Boomrainbownuke9608 that's ra....
hm, best not here :p
@@Boomrainbownuke9608 yes but there will be no actual lyrics. Only AAAAAAAAAAs
Alternative Title:
You wanna chill, but it’s Plutonia Experiment
Underrated
MADA MADA nah there would’ve been 20 archvilles and 50 chaingunners.
Scythe 2*
that would be true if there was archviles
@@egekara7145 and pain elementals. People meme chaingunners and revenants buy goddamn some PE placement is downright EVIL
I love how all sounds are out of doom, yet fit it perfectly just like the original
*_The doom map with no name_*
That ending though, that's just Sunlust maps in a nutshell xD
The .wad with No Name
;3
*The doom map with no name* sound like some creepypasta
*archvile dressed as an undertaker speeds by while a quick funeral dirge plays*
@@Adomavo More like a Trollpasta xddd
@@bfFAN221 lul
"What a time to discover that I have a hygiene problem!"
Marphy made a dehacked mod for that scene!
*YOU GOT THE BERSERK PACK*
_gib sounds_
“Thanks for nothing.”
Drink and drop until its done.
"Do you have right time Doomguy?"
No...
Unf
*doomguy stares intensely at ammo counter while organ cover of E1M1 blasts uncomfortably loud*
At the end: decino hell
dancino spooky boi
That scared the shit out of me at the end.
COME BACK FLYNN
[BANG]
My name's not kid
Off topic but really nice Susie pfp lol
Hi quiet tomato
*enters train then flying of in space*
my name's not flynn targatt kid
Why did I expect that ending from you?
Found you 😊
The ending caught me off guard.. but I don’t know why, this is Marphy we’re taking about here!
I like how his expression matches the original scene, when you look at the HUD
The way doomguy opens his mouth when he grunted is just hilarious to me
Still a work of art, coming back to this classic every year :)
I love how he looks towards the potion right as it slides past him.
No doom video is complete without at least 8 revenants
The level with no name!
The revenants appearing out of nowhere nearly had me cackling.
Alternative title: "Unf"
It went from a funny reference to Plutonia 2 gameplay real quick.
Can we appreciate the moment that the imp actually moved the health bonus and the slayer didn't catch it.
Rip health bonus 2020-2021
"Hohhoo you missed that one- *TRY ANOTHER!"*
Using the imp fireball sound was neat little detail haha
"My name is not doomslayer, kid"
It should've been Archviles. This was the best thing I've seen today! XD
"Do you have the right time, marine?"
The face in the HUD looking shortly to his right while the hp bonus slowly slides past is the best part of this
Me: *does anything*
Plutonia Experiment: 0:24
I'm gonna keep replaying till he catches it.
Because that's how it works.
0:01 DOOMGUY IS TALKING ON A LANGUAGE OF THE GODS
*UNF*
I like how on the HUD his eyes shift to follow the bottle
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When you need a drink but you're playing Plutonia on UV.
Marphy, you're an inspiration. Please never change.
I was expecting Doomguy to blast the imp in the face at the end, got subverted 💀
The potion exploding was the cherry on top, amazing
"Why cant i grab the potion?!"
"My potion is too strong for you, DoomTraveler... *uncomfortable close up* I TOLD YOU CANT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTION, NO ONE CAN!!1!"
Ending has dozens of revenants, 5th revenant wad confirmed
>Didn't make him change his facial expression in the hud to something sad
0/10
The original one wasnt sad or anything so give it a 10/10
The original one wasnt sad or anything so give it a 10/10
The original one wasnt sad or anything so give it a 10/10
The original one wasnt sad or anything so give it a 10/10
the original one blinked out of startling of the glass being shattered though
When he said "hmph"
I felt that 😔
Lol whut
give me a health potion, imptender
I finally have the context to understand what this is parodying.
the revenants actually startled me lol
Same
First of all, Doomguys grunt was fucking hilarious. Second of all, the revenants scared me
I was expecting Doomguy to blast the Imp with the shotgun, not summon Revenants lol
Doomguy is certainly BON1'd at this point
The crossover nobody ecpected
Sounds like a bunch of bowling pins
I think the OPL3 music is the icing to this LOL
YES, THE PUNCHLINE AT THE END!!
I'm high as hell right now, and fucking hell that was a jumpscare.
Even remembered to change Doomguy's portrait when the pickup slides past
True glory
I love the Adlib music.
The wad without data
suddenly, rocket skeleton.
I saw this on twitter first, gotta say that this is one of the best doom meme i've ever seen
Good ending: he catched the health bonus
Это будет в рекомендациях через 9 лет
Ikr? That happens to me too when I want a drink.
Dude the doom guy voice actor was a dedicated one
*Seriously that instant Revenant rave party had me laughing so hard though.*
That final second is what going from 9/30 to 10/1 looks like on Mars
The explosion really makes this.
LOL The ending was halarious.
The ending is just the best description of Plutonia Experiment
I wasn't expenting that Revenant portal trap lmao
I too am swarmed by randomly teleporting revenants when drinks slowly glide across my table to fall and explode and get ash all over my beautiful floor, much to my disappointment.
It’s been a shitty day and I’ve been blessed by the algorithm once again. Thank you for this video.
doomguys grunt when he interacts with a wall is strangely sexual
He can’t pick it up he’s already at full health!
"Uah" - doomguy
I was totally expecting a Archvile to pop up but I'm not disappointed.
I see this bar is in the Plutonia Experiment
This is the textbook definition of a machinima
health bonus: *broke*
Alcoholics:
I love that the revenants raided at the end. And I'm pretty sure both you and the imp got gRAPED.
Plutonia experiment in a nutshell
Well that scared the crap out of me. Figuratively speaking.
man he knew doom guy would try to kill him the second he missed so he called security an they came runnin
Yes, when people drink too many health bonuses on a bar, they turn into revenants and hell is broken loose.
It cannot be a doom video without couple of revenants
This makes me happy
Doomguy knew the drink was rigged to explode, that's why he dare not catch it
Now that's how you do a proper jumpscare, lol.
Heard the teleport sound and instantly thought of Second Life.
The only imp Doomguy spared