Well all know when Clarkson comes to this he's probably gonna bring along his box of hammers . because he believes he can actually fix everything with a hammer. so he thought "Why not Dinner as well". and on that bomb shell bone appetit!
Top Gear is just a name, the three of you are the stars. Just make a youtube channel with you three in it and not just talking about cars, perhaps do a cooking show, gardening, anything you name it!
Adhityo Ariobimo They could call it "Three Grumpy Blokes" and do anything at all each episode. The only thing you're sure of each week when tuning in is that you'll see one or more of them doing something. Anything. It's not so far from Top Gear, in which they made an amphibious vehicle, travelled through Vietnam on mopeds, made TV ads, made a V8 powered blender. None of those things are specifically about driving/reviewing cars, but we watch and enjoy.
Adhityo Ariobimo I heard they were talking to Netflix about signing something, cant tell whether it is only rumors or not because as far as I know nothing has been announced by Clarkson Hammond or May on what they will be doing.. trying my best not to get my hopes up for a Netflix contract, if they did get it they would be back, Netflix is as big if not bigger than the BBC already, so they would have a massive fan base right out of the start. only problems would be branding issues, im not sure they can legally take the name of top gear anymore.. that and im not sure what the show would even be about, I pray it would be an automotive show again, because im a gear head myself but whether it is or not ill still show them my support. anything the three of them do is going to be brilliant.
I love that Mr. May shares the provenance of his bits and bobs, "these strainer belonged to my grandmother..." he then pulls out another knick-knack from a drawer and explains how it is blunt and useless but keeps it 'coz it's an heirloom. Here is a Bloke who knows his mancave very well...I bet that place is ordered according to some James May rule. :)
tlopesgsd Hm, I could imagine Hammond to be abled to cook a little bit as well. Clarkson would rather set the house on fire and blame the cat or something as stupid as that.
Hahaha I know!, i think the only time I've seen him cook was when he made paella in spain when they all went over there, but I think jeremy took the piss a bit because he left massive chunks of fish in and it wasn't cooked well!
In just two weeks of existence, this channel has 100k+ subscribers and 2.5m+ views. I think it's plainly obvious, but I'll say it anyway. We LOVE you James.
Call me a heathen if you like but I use a dollop of creme fraiche instead of farting about with the liquor from the pasta. Its richer and damned tasty. I also like to use mushrooms fried with the bacon. Because bacon and mushrooms rock.
Thanks for sharing this recipe. I feel confident I can replicate this dish now that I have viewed this video. I like that you have decided to do this in a realistic and personal aspect, it somehow makes it seem easier to replicate. Brilliant of you.
James, I just had an idea. I was watching some reruns of Top Gear. There was mention of a lot of warning stickers on vehicles. This is done mainly not to protect people but to protect manufactures from lawyers. There are all kinds of silly warning stickers like the warning in a manual for a chain saw warning users not to try to stop the chain saw with their hand. Why not make Jeremy wear a warning sticker and have him back on Top Gear. It would say something like, "Warning, may say or do inappropriate or offensive things." The BBC would be covered and Jeremy could come back to Top Gear. Everyone wins.
James Lawton I was pretty confused about that too so I watched everything again. At 2:45 of part 1 he tips it into the bowl with two whole eggs. Hope that helps!
You know they can actually make THE NEWS through UA-cam. They just need a resource for new cars and some important car stuff and then they can go. At least the fans will be happy that they are together doing car stuff still.
decent carbonara, but not perfect. I would keep the extra white in, add a tiny bit of milk or cream to the eggs, teaspoon of uncooked olive oil instead of the hot water left for the stirring, grate extra parmesan on the pasta at the end.. I learned carbonara while i was at uni in Rome..
Reminds me of the late Keith Floyd. Straight to the point. Informative. Didn't care about the mistakes, which happened. And all achieved while slightly wankered. Go on James, make more.
JM's unemployment tube Some tips my friend for your videos: You don't need video stabilization when the camera is stationary. It distracts me from the joy of your cooking. In addition, a better camera would make the cooking experience much more immersive. Even though UA-cam says it is 720p, that is definitely not 720p. P.S. I love your videos, please don't stop making them, even when you are employed, don't stop making them.
Dear, Mr. James May I think you have found your new job. If you were to invite pinky and perky onto this youtube channel, and have an on going show. I think it might turn out to be a hit, and therefore you three would be making money like all the other popular you-tubers out there.
With all due respect for the privacy of your home, James, me and I'm sure a lot of other viewers would love to see a tour of your garage and tools some time, and maybe some tinkering tips.
After all the anal ordering and naming of the tools on various top gear episodes, im surprised at how messy and disorganised James's cutlery draw is :(
Oh my gosh I'm genuinely so excited for the next episode!! I can't wait to see what you cook next!! And I love how you're starting to bring in new little catch phases 😂☺️
James, could you maybe upload a video of you showing the cars that you own. I'm sure that a lot of people would be interested to know in what kind of vehicles you drive.
how much olive oil do you put in the pan when making the bacon? might sound like a dumb question, ive never cooked before:)). also, did you place it in the oven after ?
Rovenzoo For a while my mother and her long-term boyfriend used to introduce each other to foreign people as husband and wife whenever they were on holiday somewhere far away, just for the fun of it. It worked because they have the same surname (because he's my father's brother) ;o) But later they went back to normal.
Hey James we sure miss you and the guys. Thank you for keeping in touch. Can you tell what kind of muscle car I have ? I've owned over 25 over the years. Keep the vids coming show us some of your car and cycle collection !!
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James please can you do a special guest episode of Hammond or clarkson and teach them to cook?
BradInTucson Not to mention Clarkson setting fire to the pasta water and reducing London to a smoldering pile of cinders.
Well all know when Clarkson comes to this he's probably gonna bring along his box of hammers . because he believes he can actually fix everything with a hammer. so he thought "Why not Dinner as well". and on that bomb shell bone appetit!
Ben Wood oh god, would end up being nothing but a messy kitchen and half assed food xD
Ben Wood Hammond would want to make a cheeseburger,cause he's secretly American
Ben Wood If I were to invite Pinky and Perky, there would be no cooking; only arguing
"She might have left me of course" *Face sinks into realisation* 😂
Bradley Whitford I felt so sad for him, but I was also drowning in laughter at the same time.
Bradley Whitford Best ending ever to a cooking video....EVER.
Bradley Whitford Oh.....How depressing
(My extact words)
yea,yea - where will she find such a another gem
Bradley Whitford the fact he says "I would" ... bless!
Imagine Clarkson doing this. 'Why isn't it cooked already!? Powwwwweeeerrrr' *Turns oven up to max heat*
He have to get the v8 blender out again
Top Gear is just a name, the three of you are the stars. Just make a youtube channel with you three in it and not just talking about cars, perhaps do a cooking show, gardening, anything you name it!
Adhityo Ariobimo They could call it "Three Grumpy Blokes" and do anything at all each episode. The only thing you're sure of each week when tuning in is that you'll see one or more of them doing something. Anything. It's not so far from Top Gear, in which they made an amphibious vehicle, travelled through Vietnam on mopeds, made TV ads, made a V8 powered blender. None of those things are specifically about driving/reviewing cars, but we watch and enjoy.
Alien Or Sutin 2 grumpy blokes and an angry brummi
The Three Grumpateers!
Adhityo Ariobimo I heard they were talking to Netflix about signing something, cant tell whether it is only rumors or not because as far as I know nothing has been announced by Clarkson Hammond or May on what they will be doing.. trying my best not to get my hopes up for a Netflix contract, if they did get it they would be back, Netflix is as big if not bigger than the BBC already, so they would have a massive fan base right out of the start. only problems would be branding issues, im not sure they can legally take the name of top gear anymore.. that and im not sure what the show would even be about, I pray it would be an automotive show again, because im a gear head myself but whether it is or not ill still show them my support. anything the three of them do is going to be brilliant.
Zac B its a British show so petrel head is the correct term
Tonight, on Top Heat...
MrRandomCapital James May talks about red veins.
iFyre ***** James talks about juices in tubes!
***** +iFyre +MrRandomCapital and James' missus has left him.
James talks about his inheritance
MrRandomCapital Your comment made me sad a little bit...but also laugh!
No matter what people say in the comments it is still amazing to have you on UA-cam.
I agree
Some say, James inherited this video camera from his grandmother.
Any chance of getting Clarkson for a guesting on your unemployment tube? Just have the fire extinguisher ready...
6988kid "Now, Jeremy, just turn the leftmost dial to five."
"POWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
6988kid Yees they need to do that!! Awesome idea m8!
6988kid he could bring his engine power food blender.
6988kid Chopping up everything ... with a HAMMER!!!
YESSSS
my misses hasn't come home so that means two portions for me... she might have left me of course... I would
TheGrace020 +1
Timely Raccoon;)
TheGrace020 Perhaps she was getting a portion somewhere else.
The Green Knight OH SHIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE OH SHIT
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think I could probably watch James narrate anything and be perpetually entertained.
Well, mostly anything.
"ingredients from about 200m from my house", is that so mr sense of direction doesnt get lost
I love that Mr. May shares the provenance of his bits and bobs, "these strainer belonged to my grandmother..." he then pulls out another knick-knack from a drawer and explains how it is blunt and useless but keeps it 'coz it's an heirloom. Here is a Bloke who knows his mancave very well...I bet that place is ordered according to some James May rule. :)
The 2 thumbs down are probably from Hammond & Clarkson....
tlopesgsd Because he didn't invite them on dinner! lol
tlopesgsd Hm, I could imagine Hammond to be abled to cook a little bit as well.
Clarkson would rather set the house on fire and blame the cat or something as stupid as that.
Stryke Hammond can't cook at all! the only thing he can cook is baked beans as shown on the African special hahaha! Jeremy can though!
lizzie veevers
Nah, I'm pretty sure he cant either :D
Hahaha I know!, i think the only time I've seen him cook was when he made paella in spain when they all went over there, but I think jeremy took the piss a bit because he left massive chunks of fish in and it wasn't cooked well!
Only James May can talk about something so boring but still be entertaining.
Further proof that James May can make anything more interesting.
Fantastic James! Thanks very much for making these.
Hello there andy.
James May, you are the only person who has been able to make cooking interesting for me. Please keep these videos coming if you can.
This is my new favourite youtube channel. And thats saying a lot from someone who watches 60 gigs of youtube a month..
I'd rather watch this anyday than Top Gear without you guys.
Keep 'em coming!
"She might have left me of course" Still massively entertaining when unemployed is Captain Slow
Wouldn't it be funny if May's cooking channel is more popular than, say... Jamie Oliver's or Gordon Ramsay's, if he has one.
I'm actually really enjoying this tube!
He is worth 12 million and cannot even buy a hd camera lol.
And you'd expect his kitchen to look much better.. But hey :) either way he is awesome and I love that he takes the time to make these cooking videos
Wolfy Apparently it's the old kitchen in his workshop, not his actual house kitchen... I dunno.
***** I've heard that as well
Ipad direct to youtube. (Maybe Iphone I dont remember.)
TestedModz i like the fact that hes fairly humble with his kitchen and so on though
Me and my dad are alone this week having to fend (cook) for ourselves. So this is really quite helpful!
I see a special guest on my drunk kitchen coming soon?
Omg yes!
:'( I can't believe you implied I was religious
jonny boy wat
jonny boy Mosque uneducated dumbass
jonny boy don't bring up religion..
"it's an heirloom!" 😂
In just two weeks of existence, this channel has 100k+ subscribers and 2.5m+ views.
I think it's plainly obvious, but I'll say it anyway. We LOVE you James.
Am I the only one waiting for James to bring out a tampon to clean the cooker?
'Blunt as a bastard and completely useless these days' 😂
I've been making this regularly since James posted it I still love it.
Call me a heathen if you like but I use a dollop of creme fraiche instead of farting about with the liquor from the pasta. Its richer and damned tasty. I also like to use mushrooms fried with the bacon. Because bacon and mushrooms rock.
Great stuff James.
This is better than anything on TV, more please!
'She might of left me of course' 😂😂😂
I want a James May in a My Drunk Kitchen video so bad.
The amateurism of the video and the channel is just delicious
James, you might wanna make some spaghetti bolognese...I think Hammond is gonna knock at your door.
Thanks for sharing this recipe. I feel confident I can replicate this dish now that I have viewed this video. I like that you have decided to do this in a realistic and personal aspect, it somehow makes it seem easier to replicate. Brilliant of you.
That ending 😥 I literally awww'd is that weird? Oh and James.. If she does leave you.. You have over 50,000 other females ready 😂😂 hahaha
3:05 "I can feel from my knife point that it's still slightly fillkinyow"?
Finally, a cooking show about cooking, and not some kind of ridiculous contest or competition vaguely relating to cooking. Go James May!
James, I just had an idea. I was watching some reruns of Top Gear. There was mention of a lot of warning stickers on vehicles. This is done mainly not to protect people but to protect manufactures from lawyers. There are all kinds of silly warning stickers like the warning in a manual for a chain saw warning users not to try to stop the chain saw with their hand. Why not make Jeremy wear a warning sticker and have him back on Top Gear. It would say something like, "Warning, may say or do inappropriate or offensive things." The BBC would be covered and Jeremy could come back to Top Gear. Everyone wins.
Loving your channel James :o)
For some strange reason, I find this stupid channel so entertaining!
"Alot of people inherit a Rembrandt or a big house in Scotland. I get a colander."
What happened to the separated yolk?
It was the albumen that went spare, for a trendy white omelette or pavlova or something
Didn't he put it in the bowl with the other eggs? Much confusion here :)
James Lawton I was pretty confused about that too so I watched everything again. At 2:45 of part 1 he tips it into the bowl with two whole eggs. Hope that helps!
James must have the record of most subscribers and fewest videos
Do a model railway video next! Or a history on the steam locomotive or something historical. That would be awesome!
James, Jeremy and Richard should make a UA-cam channel called something like Bottom Gear!!!
You can use tampons to clean the cooker...
How about a tour of James May's Record Collection!
SwingingCreeper Yeah, or his watches, he has every one still that he ever owned in his life he claims
still waiting for this
I hope that Hammond and Clarkson might join you in one of these videos.
Would be fantastic.
Cheers James! Really appreciate that. You're slowly enticing me to start learning to cook!
I could watch this everyday even if I know squat when it comes to cooking.
You know they can actually make THE NEWS through UA-cam. They just need a resource for new cars and some important car stuff and then they can go. At least the fans will be happy that they are together doing car stuff still.
Get the 3 of them on UA-cam talking about anything and I'd watch.
This is the only cooking show I would watch
Ha! Such a great punchline!
decent carbonara, but not perfect.
I would keep the extra white in, add a tiny bit of milk or cream to the eggs, teaspoon of uncooked olive oil instead of the hot water left for the stirring, grate extra parmesan on the pasta at the end..
I learned carbonara while i was at uni in Rome..
I think you've missed the point of this channel...
Reminds me of the late Keith Floyd. Straight to the point. Informative. Didn't care about the mistakes, which happened. And all achieved while slightly wankered. Go on James, make more.
JM's unemployment tube Some tips my friend for your videos: You don't need video stabilization when the camera is stationary. It distracts me from the joy of your cooking. In addition, a better camera would make the cooking experience much more immersive. Even though UA-cam says it is 720p, that is definitely not 720p. P.S. I love your videos, please don't stop making them, even when you are employed, don't stop making them.
Cool t-shirt! Yoshimura exhausts are the dog's bollocks!
Dear, Mr. James May
I think you have found your new job. If you were to invite pinky and perky onto this youtube channel, and have an on going show. I think it might turn out to be a hit, and therefore you three would be making money like all the other popular you-tubers out there.
I love the darkroom clock at 1.05 :-D
With all due respect for the privacy of your home, James, me and I'm sure a lot of other viewers would love to see a tour of your garage and tools some time, and maybe some tinkering tips.
After all the anal ordering and naming of the tools on various top gear episodes, im surprised at how messy and disorganised James's cutlery draw is :(
Oh my gosh I'm genuinely so excited for the next episode!! I can't wait to see what you cook next!! And I love how you're starting to bring in new little catch phases 😂☺️
Ramsey better watch his back, you've beat him once.. here's your chance to take his TV spots.
James top gear makes a shitload of money. Why does your camera has such a low quality didn't they pay you enough mate?
James May continues to produce a factual program more entertaining than anything current on the BBC schedule.
I'm a 17yo girl watching this at 3am and I have no shame, now I really want pasta but I'm poor so vegemite on toast it is then
"...and that means 2 portions for me!" You should have asked Jezza (and maybe Richard) to knock on your window after you said that
High Def video camera: Set to 480p
Locked off camera: image stabilisation activated
Yep, I think James is ready to be a youtuber
Dude, This is awesome. From an experienced old boring guy to a young boring single guy, I might just try cooking. Thanks.
Thanks James I'm a massive fan of yours and I'm 13. I just made your carbonara and it is meritorious!
Thanks a heap mate.
Le Aussie :D
Cook something with other 2 guys? Please? Top Gear Kitchen Edition ;-)
James, could you maybe upload a video of you showing the cars that you own. I'm sure that a lot of people would be interested to know in what kind of vehicles you drive.
James could you please show us what cars you have and do a review of them
Use sand paper on each blade to sharpen the bean cutter. Love the videos
should have added a whole tub of cream, because frankly nothing beats a major International scandal
Now that you're unemployed, can you do more videos with Brit Lab? Those were great!
Your beautiful song ended in wudga-balls oh my god I'm dying
how much olive oil do you put in the pan when making the bacon? might sound like a dumb question, ive never cooked before:)). also, did you place it in the oven after ?
That moment when you learn to cook better here than on professional cook shows
TheKINGlagg Hahah
Thanks, this is definitely student proof James!
My goodness, it's in 720p ?
The potato has been upgraded. :)
And now it's time to put some starch in our reasonably priced pan :)
Make a video with Clarkson and Hammond please
Looked pretty nice
Bacon? In the carbonara goes the pillow
Didn't know you were married!
Zoee Liu 廖卓欣 They are not married.
February Technically he called her his "Misses" (Mrs.), which means the woman is married to him.
Rovenzoo in Britain 'misses' doesn't mean they're married, used in such a colloquial way it means partner, marriage certificate optional.
Rovenzoo For a while my mother and her long-term boyfriend used to introduce each other to foreign people as husband and wife whenever they were on holiday somewhere far away, just for the fun of it. It worked because they have the same surname (because he's my father's brother) ;o) But later they went back to normal.
why didn't i discover this earlier
"Blunt as a basted but it inherited" 😂😂😂
I think I'm in love
So brilliant. James you're a treasure
HE IS UNEMPLOYED, HE CAN NOT AFFORD A NEW CAMERA
James, some of your finest work! The real question is, where did you find a low definition camera in 2015?
All we know is he's called the CHEF
Master Chef
Hey James we sure miss you and the guys. Thank you for keeping in touch. Can you tell what kind of muscle car I have ? I've owned over 25 over the years. Keep the vids coming show us some of your car and cycle collection !!
james, hammond and clarkson can make top gear on youtube