r/Entitledparents Brat: "Let Me Copy You Or I'm Telling the Teacher!"

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  • Опубліковано 13 лип 2024
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    r/Entitledparents This entitled brat has an incredibly stupid plan. First, he copies OP's test answers. Then, he blames OP for copying his homework. And finally, when OP gives the entitled brat the wrong answers, he tells his mommy, who complains to the teacher! WTF? Lady, you just confessed to the teacher that your son cheated. What is wrong with you?
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 років тому +7429

    "If you don't let me cheat I'm going to report you to the teacher!"
    "Uh.... OK."

    • @kimberleehernandez7251
      @kimberleehernandez7251 5 років тому +130

      First comment...
      Surprisently
      Surprisently
      Surprisently

    • @rizmiesteruae7726
      @rizmiesteruae7726 5 років тому +108

      the ones that disliked are the entitled ppl in this vid

    • @thatscottishguy7966
      @thatscottishguy7966 5 років тому +31

      rslash please reply to me right now or I'm going to phone an ambulance

    • @caitlin_432xx8
      @caitlin_432xx8 5 років тому +52

      Ek: T! OP WONT LET ME USE THEIR ANSWERS!!
      T: detention. For. You. *Yeets into detention*

    • @soaplegends4216
      @soaplegends4216 5 років тому +38

      When you do the Karen voice I feel like I want to shoot my speakers

  • @sadchild5865
    @sadchild5865 5 років тому +8195

    "Not all heroes wear capes"
    And not all villains wear pants

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 5 років тому +3709

    How are you sinners for passionately hugging... If you're married? Religious extremists are insane.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +406

      a) I've indeed never heard of it being a sin to do it while married..
      b) Why does she care about others doing it in a long time before and after the party? Why does it matter??
      c) Even if they wanted to follow the rule, how could they know not to when they didn't have enough warning?
      d) How could EM possibly even know if the other couples did it and just said they didn't?
      e) She broke her own rule!!!
      f) She blocked them all? Great, they won't have to hear from her again

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +64

      @Fye234 By retroactively asking them not to do something after an entire month?

    • @andreaulle7960
      @andreaulle7960 5 років тому +159

      I don’t think you could even call that a religious extremist. Just an idiot...😂

    • @mista_fur3346
      @mista_fur3346 5 років тому +63

      Yeah, a God that can create entire universes really cares a lot about what you do...He can literally Create a person who enjoys being shit on for someone who wants to shit on people...but he's mad about what you do.

    • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
      @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 5 років тому +11

      I have seen you before. Deja vu...

  • @casperacy
    @casperacy 4 роки тому +1579

    "blue is not for girls!"
    "okay well, crop tops aren't for witches, but you're here."
    *D E S T R U C T I O N 1 0 0*

  • @emilybrinegar7011
    @emilybrinegar7011 2 роки тому +72

    Lady really thought she could keep her married friends from being intimate. The audacity 🤣

  • @approachingetterath9959
    @approachingetterath9959 4 роки тому +3450

    fun fact: there was a time when blue was the girl's color and pink was for boys because pink is more striking while blue is more reserved.

  • @cooleKinder
    @cooleKinder 4 роки тому +1979

    EM: “Blue is not for girls!”
    Me: *sigh* guess I have to change my sisters veins...

    • @kinghaus
      @kinghaus 4 роки тому +53

      Riolin I thought we all liked black...

    • @teenwolf03ad4
      @teenwolf03ad4 4 роки тому +6

      BioShock refrice

    • @bannerturtoise1219
      @bannerturtoise1219 4 роки тому +48

      Blue use to be a girls colour and pink for lads. Don't know why it's a gendered thing, i look great with pink hair.

    • @megagamingotter2477
      @megagamingotter2477 4 роки тому +8

      isn't they purplez

    • @grimsville2501
      @grimsville2501 4 роки тому +6

      What the actual fuuu that's an nursery stereotype

  • @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286
    @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286 2 роки тому +55

    the guy who took off that ED's pants is literally the bravest guy i heard about, if it was jojo he would totally have a stand

  • @Peter-hx3im
    @Peter-hx3im Рік тому +15

    I'm pretty sure the cashier at the mall knows it is OP that pantsed the angry annoying dad, but was pretending not to recognize OP so she didn't have to report that OP returned to the scene of the crime.

  • @GiordanDiodato
    @GiordanDiodato 4 роки тому +1098

    EM: "Blue is not for girls!"
    OP: "well, crop tops aren't for witches"
    as a wise man once said: "You have the right to remain *BURNED!* "

    • @bigboy-mn9en
      @bigboy-mn9en 4 роки тому +20

      Life isn't for entitled parents, but here we are

    • @isuapig6705
      @isuapig6705 4 роки тому +9

      Giordan Diodato “burned”? Burned at the stake
      Heh heh get it ... cause she’s a witch haheh

    • @Rqyano
      @Rqyano 4 роки тому +10

      R/murderedbywords

    • @melonsquirrel7389
      @melonsquirrel7389 4 роки тому +2

      @@isuapig6705 XD

    • @jeremygoslin8864
      @jeremygoslin8864 4 роки тому +3

      Isuapig I was just going to say that

  • @nathanmorgan7949
    @nathanmorgan7949 4 роки тому +837

    "Let me copy off you, or I'm telling the teacher!"
    "You really didn't think this through, did you?"

  • @frozenfusion6072
    @frozenfusion6072 4 роки тому +32

    I remember one time when I saw someone cheating on a quiz, they were sitting near me and we were pretty much in the back corner of the room, so I deliberately called the teacher over to ask a few random questions about the quiz. I managed to keep her right next to me and the guy for pretty much all the time we had on the quiz to finish it lol. Got two people in trouble that day.

  • @Persephone_Productions
    @Persephone_Productions 4 роки тому +31

    EM: Blue isn't a girls color
    Me: Back in the old days, about a hundred years ago maybe more, the ladies would wear BLUE dresses, a white apron, and a white bonnet, so blue is both a boy color and a girl color but colors don't even have to be assigned a gender cause that's quite sexist
    EM: (Completely speechless)
    Me: My work here is done 😎

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 5 років тому +527

    If blue is not for girls and girls aren't allowed to "wear blue", how does this lady reconcile the fact that the Virgin Mary is always depicted wearing blue?

    • @darkenedabyss7808
      @darkenedabyss7808 5 років тому +75

      I'm not religious but you make a VERY good point lol

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 5 років тому +9

      @@darkenedabyss7808 Same and I'm just now noticing that

    • @thedarkestkinghtstar
      @thedarkestkinghtstar 5 років тому +48

      Not to mention, didn't she have a cart full of alcohol? Lady's probably an alcoholic, I'm more concerned about her kid, does the poor kid have food?

    • @darkenedabyss7808
      @darkenedabyss7808 5 років тому +3

      @@chibiprussia5574 very interesting

    • @darkenedabyss7808
      @darkenedabyss7808 5 років тому +26

      @@thedarkestkinghtstar and true, she doesn't want this girl to set a bad example, but gets she is buying a load of booze

  • @natalieelson1753
    @natalieelson1753 5 років тому +1696

    T: so your son was copying
    EM: *YES BUT THATS BECAUSE HES SMART*
    T: *on the floor crying of laughter*

    • @alyssamcnally3730
      @alyssamcnally3730 4 роки тому +26

      yes (so me) i would have burst out laughing and kicked her out because i'm an asshole

    • @Nayo_The_Mayo
      @Nayo_The_Mayo 4 роки тому +16

      @@alyssamcnally3730 yes i will very agree i am assssssshole i will kick him out too

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 4 роки тому +40

      EM: He already knows all the answers!
      T: Then why did he copy all the wrong ones?

    • @msmagic605
      @msmagic605 4 роки тому +13

      Wait... You only would copy a student's test if you
      a) are a moron
      b) just didn't study
      Which is you kid, Em? Every time you and your kid look at each other from that moment on... Two fking morons will be looking at each other.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 4 роки тому

      I'm a Witch Hunter, and I am the best at kicking anyone's ass. Just look at the _basic boots._

  • @elliedear9534
    @elliedear9534 2 роки тому +4

    3:24 yikes when your 9 and 11 year old children start telling you off for disrespecting someone, you really need to look at yourself and wonder where you went wrong.

  • @sweedra7899
    @sweedra7899 3 роки тому +4

    I loved the puppy bloopers. I accidentally one time started baby talking to my cat during a Zoom meeting and everybody saw me petting him, but not speaking. I showed and talked about him for a good ten seconds before shutting my cameras off for the rest of the week.

  • @stardustcomet4714
    @stardustcomet4714 5 років тому +662

    EP: "Blue is not for girls!"
    OP: "Well, crop tops aren't for witches, but you're here..."
    Me: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh!!!"

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 років тому +52

      Me: That's an insult to witches.
      Also me: She may not be a witch but she still got burned like one! AYYYYYYYY!

    • @fionaayers3798
      @fionaayers3798 5 років тому +9

      Except I’m a witch and wear crop tops... *does not compute*

    • @Silverserri
      @Silverserri 5 років тому +5

      Not enough aloe vera in the WORLD for that burn...

    • @treesome3979
      @treesome3979 5 років тому +2

      Fakest story in all of reddit

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +1

      The Police are supposed to stop murders not cause them!

  • @swaggersouls2492
    @swaggersouls2492 5 років тому +733

    T: so your son was copying op??
    EM: YES!?!?!
    T: *starts wheezing*

  • @Beliar275
    @Beliar275 3 роки тому +16

    The thing about the copying test answers made me remember my first years of school - only with the genders reversed .. I (m) got the near perfect scores - and my not that bright female neighbor would copy everything she could read - so at one point I started to put the subjects' book between our sheets so she couldnt look at my test papers. Now add in the problematic teacher we had back then - her rule seemed to be 'God gave ME the A-grade, girls can get B - boys are reserved for C and worse' - despite how good our tests actually were, she was adamant that no boy could be more intelligent than the girl next to him. Second problem - I had a big accident short after xmas in my first year of school and missed ~15 weeks where the teacher begrudgingly had to let me pass the class although the doctor and my parents had to intervene - the teacher wanted me to fail - and now in just the second year I had the audacity to call her bluff with girls better than boys ( my grades circled around A- - hers around B or B-)
    The teacher didnt like that I put my book there - so I botched the next test. The girl copied everything and thus made it apparent who copied - The teacher had me volunteer helping another class mate with some difficulties in math and the teacher made me do it because I was far ahead with the stuff -
    Afterwards the girl was placed on another table (we had generally 2 seat tables) and my "punishment" was sitting alone .. which was a blessing

  • @princess7strawberry
    @princess7strawberry 4 роки тому +5

    It took me a bit to wrap my head around that last rule (from the last story), but then it hit me: she didn’t want anyone else announcing a pregnancy and delivering a baby around the same time she did. This is a strong contender for dumbest entitlement that I’ve ever heard.

  • @25Erix
    @25Erix 4 роки тому +1193

    EP: blue isn't for girls. Me: *laughs in 1950's when blue was the girl's color and pink/red was the boy's color*

  • @pozhiratel
    @pozhiratel 5 років тому +1559

    EM: "blue is not for girls!"
    Me: *sigh* "guess i gotta change my eye color :/ oh well."
    Edit: Hah- i figured out i was transgender lmao. Im a boy now lol

    • @ashleyholland896
      @ashleyholland896 5 років тому +66

      Same, well kinda. I have grey eyes, that have blue in them. Guess we have to get contacts? I'm gonna get rainbow. Wait, do they have a rainbow without blue? 😹

    • @gamerepicgamer2519
      @gamerepicgamer2519 5 років тому +32

      “But casual brown is a boy color, Witch”

    • @jellyfisshh1119
      @jellyfisshh1119 5 років тому +30

      *EM VOICE INTENSIFIES* Guess we gotts remove blue from girls eyes. And the rainbow. Cus its not a girlcolor and rainbows are for girls

    • @B_bang22
      @B_bang22 5 років тому +20

      It's gimmy hpw back in mideval times pimk was a boys color and blue was a girls

    • @ramirogonzalez5664
      @ramirogonzalez5664 5 років тому +7

      If she even changed she had to do in front of the boy and I guess that a good influence and blue for girls are not I like dumb people logic

  • @chronm1372
    @chronm1372 4 роки тому +30

    Achoo!
    Well I mean this Comment is at least More Creative than Saying "First"

    • @bleebluo
      @bleebluo 3 роки тому +1

      Bless you u-u

    • @snacc9940
      @snacc9940 3 роки тому

      True

    • @feliciafigueroa7708
      @feliciafigueroa7708 3 роки тому

      Bless you •w•

    • @mreggsplays2080
      @mreggsplays2080 3 роки тому

      Excuse Me BUT HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME (It's A Joke Bless You Though UwU)

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 3 роки тому

      I honestly thought this said "School" misspelled with an A.
      Guess I need to put my glasses on.

  • @Shannessa
    @Shannessa 4 роки тому +6

    12:15
    Me, a 16 year old girl rocking my navy blue uniform hoodie, teal blue leggings chilling in my baby blue living room playing Pokémon sword with neon blue switch controllers: I don’t think so lady

  • @Dokattak
    @Dokattak 5 років тому +479

    "Don't have s**."
    - Gets mad at others for that.
    - Gets pregnant.
    *Nice going.*

    • @Dokattak
      @Dokattak 4 роки тому +10

      @@alyssamcnally3730 Great! All the more hypocritical(not you).
      Forgive me if I spelled it wrong :(

    • @PeterAuto1
      @PeterAuto1 4 роки тому +5

      @@alyssamcnally3730 but the rule was that you don't have sex 1 month before the party

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 роки тому +8

      @@PeterAuto1 Didn't she say no sex for 1 month before and 2 or 3 weeks after? And then she ends up being 5 weeks pregnant. That math isn't adding up.

    • @animationlife8955
      @animationlife8955 4 роки тому

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @humanarian
      @humanarian 4 роки тому +3

      I would say... that EM got rather _fucked up._

  • @justingeorge7090
    @justingeorge7090 4 роки тому +609

    Entitled Adult: “blue is a boy’s color” Everyone: *Facepalms*

    • @GabyorDew
      @GabyorDew 4 роки тому +22

      Something along the lines of “Thank you so much lady for enforcing sexism on your children, it is greatly appreciated when people like you act like they are 7” would be what I’d say to that woman

    • @tamarangarriott917
      @tamarangarriott917 4 роки тому +3

      Glitched nice

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose 4 роки тому +3

      @Glitched bravo 👏👏

    • @pusheenowo703
      @pusheenowo703 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr, I'm a girl and blue is one of my fav colours lmao.

    • @robloxgamegamer69
      @robloxgamegamer69 4 роки тому +1

      i do like blue and im a boy

  • @thecat2618
    @thecat2618 3 роки тому +8

    the new saying for me is
    "not all vilians have evil capes some have really big cargo pants"

  • @Darkgon101
    @Darkgon101 4 роки тому +7

    "Passionately hugged"
    I swear to christ, UA-cam going all 1984 on their monetization policies has really neutered everyone.

    • @ozeldo7021
      @ozeldo7021 3 роки тому

      i watch this channel for so long that i don't say s3x anymore.just _passionaly hug_

  • @yakisoba5849
    @yakisoba5849 4 роки тому +330

    EM: “Blue is not for girls”
    Me: **Walks in wearing all black** Ok

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 4 роки тому +13

      Oh, are you like me? I wear black because... Well, it's for a reason that I don't tell many people, but...
      I look good in black! I don't tell people because they don't ask.

    • @catsmith8520
      @catsmith8520 4 роки тому +3

      Literally same. Wonder what EMs think of that 😂 xxx

    • @doubledare4535
      @doubledare4535 4 роки тому +1

      @Katie Dyer r/woooosh

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 4 роки тому +8

      Blue is _______________?
      Me: *a goddamn color*

    • @aaronkeith6370
      @aaronkeith6370 3 роки тому

      I where black for exercise

  • @briciusd.8478
    @briciusd.8478 5 років тому +217

    Anyone else notice that fittingly Entitled Dad when abbreviated can also be read as Erectile Dysfunction?

  • @crashboxsinofstars2865
    @crashboxsinofstars2865 3 роки тому +3

    The bloopers are
    W H O L E S O M E

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 2 роки тому +1

    Before he retired, my father used to be an examiner. He came up with a genius method to stop cheaters - by creating 3 different versions of the exam paper with slightly different values for the calculations! That way, if you copied from the person sitting next to you, your answers would be wrong...

  • @marsh919
    @marsh919 4 роки тому +317

    EM: "Blue is not for girls!"
    Me: Guess I gotta change my nail color, veins, and eye color. ;/

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator 4 роки тому +8

      I'm not a stickler, but I have OCD, so your misspelling of veins kind of annoys me. I'm sorry if I sound rude.

    • @marsh919
      @marsh919 4 роки тому +8

      @@theblevinator Oops, I accidentally pressed the a instead of the e. Thanks for correcting me! ^^

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +7

      I like purple and I'm a boi

    • @bean6882
      @bean6882 4 роки тому +5

      @@SammPlaysGames Purple is awesomeee!!
      ALL COLOURS ARE AWESOMEEEEEEE

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +4

      @@bean6882 yaaaassss boi

  • @m_matobo745
    @m_matobo745 4 роки тому +10

    EM: “Blue is not a girls color-“. Cinderella: “ Am I a Joke to you?”

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 роки тому

      Cinderella's dress was white in the 1950 movie, actually. Jasmine, Belle and Ariel all wear blue during their movie. And I guess Cinderella's nightdress and hair ribbon are blue. Snow White has royal blue in her outfit, Aurora's dress is blue when it's not pink, and all of these princesses except Snow (who also wears pink in one scene) were created after the pink girl, blue boy thing was made up (1940s). So if EM came across Beauty and the Beast, would she not let her kid watch it because she thinks Belle should go nude before she wears her blue dress? I'd start talking Elsa here because her outfit is icy blue, but you could argue white there, too.

  • @micahs_hot
    @micahs_hot 2 роки тому +1

    The perfect thing to have said after “not all heroes wear capes.” Would have been “and not all villains wear pants.”

  • @yoshithepyrosaur9690
    @yoshithepyrosaur9690 5 років тому +431

    The four types of EPs:
    SCREAMER
    give discount
    Complaints!
    K a r e n

    • @chanelman5614
      @chanelman5614 5 років тому +14

      What seperates a karen and all of them combined?

    • @calebcommisso9093
      @calebcommisso9093 5 років тому +11

      @@chanelman5614 because Karen does m o r e

    • @theodore23sanchez
      @theodore23sanchez 5 років тому +5

      5. Color-conservative

    • @blorblin
      @blorblin 5 років тому +6

      @Colin Shaw terfs who think they're leftist and progressive but they're mega bigots. Also conservative moms who hate minorities etc.

    • @goldexp4329
      @goldexp4329 5 років тому +4

      @Colin Shaw Is it bad that I heard this like one of those power ranger transformations but just Karen voices of differing octaves.

  • @manu.k862
    @manu.k862 5 років тому +227

    Em: CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!
    OP: Oh yeah sure I’ll just change into another shirt I always have with me while getting groceries.

    • @cediviannareeda4305
      @cediviannareeda4305 5 років тому +10

      Of course, I mean I carry round a pair of scissors in case someone tells me that long hair isn't masculine, because once they tell me that… well, pfft… it's basically the law.

    • @muhamedhani4419
      @muhamedhani4419 5 років тому +3

      @N/A nah fam you wrong af.
      Normal people carry machetes, longswords, broadswords, scythes, etc. to chop their luscious chops off because if an EP says that they has to it becomes the divine decree of God himself.

    • @quizzlie
      @quizzlie 5 років тому +10

      Wait, you want me to take off my shirt right here in public? Well I have some disturbing news, my bra is blue, too.
      Wait, does this mean girls can't wear blue jeans, only impractical pink crinoline skirts as they wait for their betrothed to come home from the Civil War?

    • @MissSallyB1
      @MissSallyB1 5 років тому +3

      can you imagine if OP had decided to go braless that day, PANNNNNdemonium.

    • @PeoplePhobia47
      @PeoplePhobia47 5 років тому

      @@MissSallyB1 mmmm just the EMs face (totally not a n y t h i n g else)

  • @dimsufferer9951
    @dimsufferer9951 4 роки тому +2

    Honestly though, screw that teacher for not trying to get the full story before handing out punishment. That's like publishing a completely wrong theory because you didn't feel like looking at your specimens a bit longer.

  • @claytongreen2876
    @claytongreen2876 3 роки тому +3

    You're one liners to sum up the stories are absolute gold

  • @mikuryuu5396
    @mikuryuu5396 5 років тому +178

    Entitled mom: (attempts to blame Op)
    Op: (pulls out uno reverse) card no U
    Entitled mom: *accidentally admits their child was cheating.*
    Me: *cha cha real smooth*

    • @tide-podchan8861
      @tide-podchan8861 5 років тому +8

      *Nows time to get f u n k y*
      TO THE RIGHT NOW-

    • @MycoolGaming
      @MycoolGaming 5 років тому +3

      And yet the mother didn't say it as an accident...

    • @milarasarethi2144
      @milarasarethi2144 5 років тому +1

      One hop this time-

    • @averagepeep
      @averagepeep 5 років тому +1

      Eyyyy, 69 bois

    • @gamerman6243
      @gamerman6243 5 років тому +1

      This comment needs *WAY* more likes XD

  • @simply.eccedentesiast
    @simply.eccedentesiast 4 роки тому +231

    "Not all girls wear dresses"
    And some boys don't wear shirts

  • @lieutenantnitewolf3337
    @lieutenantnitewolf3337 3 роки тому +3

    The fact that entitled dad had that coming is hilarious. The lesson is dont be entitled. The other lesson is dont be entitled around a group of people who are sick of your attitude.

  • @Persephone3X
    @Persephone3X 4 роки тому +4

    6:20 “OP, some heroes don’t wear capes” (RSlash)
    Yeah and some villains don’t wear pants

  • @kayngray9749
    @kayngray9749 4 роки тому +271

    EM: You're wearing a blue shirt?!
    I'm calling the police
    Police: 911 what's your emergency
    EM: this young woman is wearing a blue shirt.
    Police: hangs up

    • @FlashQuatsch
      @FlashQuatsch 4 роки тому +26

      Police woman wearing blue shows up

    • @derpyshiba4047
      @derpyshiba4047 4 роки тому +8

      Police: *not dealing with this shit today*

    • @kayngray9749
      @kayngray9749 3 роки тому +1

      e 🤷‍♂️

    • @israelslavens6778
      @israelslavens6778 3 роки тому +3

      The police: *N O B O D Y C A R E S ! ! !*

    • @mahmudur1771
      @mahmudur1771 3 роки тому +3

      The biggest crime of all time, women wearing blue - Karen

  • @plumb356
    @plumb356 5 років тому +953

    Day 7 Of asking rSlash to replace swear words with Yugo Barking

  • @musiclover4208
    @musiclover4208 3 роки тому +5

    "Blue is not for girls!"
    So, we supposed to be the Barbie Doppelgangers?

  • @ravenmontano9988
    @ravenmontano9988 4 роки тому +7

    Sign the petition to have curse words replaced with yugo borks

  • @TimBurtonPrincess
    @TimBurtonPrincess 4 роки тому +108

    "Crop tops are not for witches, but you're here!"
    Me: "Ohhhh! Burn!"

  • @sallywinston5305
    @sallywinston5305 5 років тому +79

    Married couple: *passionately hugging happily*
    EM: *crashes in like the giant Kool Aid man* SINNERS!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
    *Somewhere in the nearest police station*
    Police: *gets the call* Not again....

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 4 роки тому +2

      Sally Winston i can actually see this a a robot chicken sketch.

  • @jackson-a-box3946
    @jackson-a-box3946 3 роки тому +2

    “Honey, I’m going to the store!”
    “Ok, don’t forget your spare t-shirt!”

  • @sgtspartan5104
    @sgtspartan5104 3 роки тому

    “Passionate hugging” can’t wait to use that every time I’m talking about the no-no times.

  • @DrewGJackson
    @DrewGJackson 4 роки тому +598

    “Blue is not for girls!”
    It was until about a hundred years ago. Blue was a girl’s colour and pink was a boy’s colour. About a hundred years ago it flipped to the way we know it now, blue for boys and pink for girls.

    • @krispywallaby3960
      @krispywallaby3960 4 роки тому +37

      it doesn't really matter, I just like the colours

    • @grimsville2501
      @grimsville2501 4 роки тому +12

      That used to be a nursery stereotype

    • @bobatealily
      @bobatealily 4 роки тому +10

      I thought it was red for boys and blue for girls back then?

    • @krispywallaby3960
      @krispywallaby3960 4 роки тому +20

      @@bobatealily same, until I started liking blue and thought I was gay, but actually sexists were just fricking with me. Colors aren't gender appropriate.

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 роки тому +4

      Tf though with that, why does a fucking color have gender

  • @kristianperkovic399
    @kristianperkovic399 5 років тому +49

    If only EM knew blue was historically a girls color. If she heard that, I think she'd get an aneurism

    • @hadrianbuiltawall9531
      @hadrianbuiltawall9531 5 років тому +12

      An aneurism requires a brain so shes entirely safe

    • @darthsauron8052
      @darthsauron8052 5 років тому +2

      HAdrian builtawall 😂 😂 😂

    • @evildustmite25
      @evildustmite25 5 років тому +1

      or that young boys around toddler age also wore dresses

    • @uhPeely
      @uhPeely 5 років тому +1

      Šuti Kristiane.

  • @engine4628
    @engine4628 4 роки тому +4

    "blue is not for girls"
    welp, guess my friend gotta throw away her school shirt

  • @mr.flatcap4197
    @mr.flatcap4197 4 роки тому +5

    The first story made me smile evilly when he got to the pantsing part

  • @yourtypicalwolf1096
    @yourtypicalwolf1096 5 років тому +156

    "blue is not a girl color"
    oh well, i guess i have to throw all my clothes away

    • @movedchannelscuzscrewthiso2296
      @movedchannelscuzscrewthiso2296 4 роки тому +5

      YourTypicalWolf oh, and change my eye color XD

    • @Allmight_Kitty
      @Allmight_Kitty 4 роки тому +2

      And I will have to tell my employer to change the color of his work clothes for the women. Seriously, Karen needs a caretaker. She only gets hurt when she's talking to a smarter person. Butthurt.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine what it's like for guys that like pink.

    • @msmagic605
      @msmagic605 4 роки тому +1

      I'd blue isn't a stereotypical girl color, go back to the time of 1700-1800 (I think that's the correct time frame). Pink was a stereotypical GUY color back then.

    • @weltonvillegal6258
      @weltonvillegal6258 4 роки тому

      Ditto on both. My favorite color and my eye color.

  • @blueclaws9894
    @blueclaws9894 4 роки тому +28

    I love how Yugo basically talks to you. It honestly sounds like a legit pupper conversation you two have from time to time. Absolutely adorable! Also a sign you're an excellent pet owner.

  • @unknowngamer37415
    @unknowngamer37415 Рік тому +1

    After the food court story when he said not all heroes were capes it seems not all villain should wear shorts😂

  • @horvslvpercal5134
    @horvslvpercal5134 Рік тому +1

    We need more puppybloopers. Period.

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 5 років тому +256

    "Not all heroes wear capes"
    And apparently not all villains wear pants

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +4

      But girls can't wear blue

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 5 років тому

      Psssh lol

    • @quasiquasi6873
      @quasiquasi6873 5 років тому +3

      @Piink kitten
      HOW DARE YOU THATS UNLADYLIKE TAKE IT OFF AND POSSIBLY SHOW YOUR FUCKING BODY TO THE GROCERY STORE EVEN THOUGH YOUR UNDERAGE (possibly dont want to assume)

    • @jamesprince8264
      @jamesprince8264 5 років тому +1

      Dangit, you beat me to the comment

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 років тому

      Watch it, you're gonna burn his pants! Oh wait..

  • @NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump
    @NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump 5 років тому +437

    For that last story, I don't even know how these people who had sex within marriage can be considered sinners, I'm not aware of any religion that bans marital sex lmao, usually its the other way around that is a sin (sex outside marriage)

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +48

      a) I've indeed never heard of it being a sin to do it while married..
      b) Why does she care about others doing it in a long time before and after the party? Why does it matter??
      c) Even if they wanted to follow the rule, how could they know not to when they didn't have enough warning?
      d) How could EM possibly even know if the other couples did it and just said they didn't?
      e) She broke her own rule!!!
      f) She blocked them all? Great, they won't have to hear from her again

    • @LuckyStalag13
      @LuckyStalag13 5 років тому +26

      Some more extreme Roman Catholics believe you should only have sex when you're trying to get pregnant and anything else is a sin. It's odd, but it exists.

    • @cocoidiea8643
      @cocoidiea8643 5 років тому +15

      Also the hypocrite broke her own rule if she was five weeks pregnant two weeks after the party.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 років тому +6

      What a weirdo!!

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +12

      @@LuckyStalag13 Huh.
      In that case, she's not _entirely_ a hypocrite.
      But all the other couples could just claim that they're trying (and failing), or just claim that they're not doing it anyway. EM will have no way of knowing.

  • @whisperva8235
    @whisperva8235 4 роки тому +2

    7:52 Well... So much for the "No tolerance" policy

  • @kryaasteria4538
    @kryaasteria4538 4 роки тому

    absolutely obsessed w that one op... like he was really like "hmmmmm.... dont wanna get in a fight... dont wanna throw punches.... let's pants him!!!"
    that's my kind of logic

  • @grimmstales8296
    @grimmstales8296 5 років тому +82

    She knows it’s not a sin to “passionately hug”(lol) your spouse right?

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 5 років тому +4

      The first order god has given to man was to i n c r e a s e p o p u l a t i o n and rule over all animals and the entire earth. It´s written in the first book. Poor sister needs to listen to her father a bit more.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 років тому +11

      Apparently she does since she was OVER A MONTH PREGNANT! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @jay2coolfau
      @jay2coolfau 5 років тому +2

      Is sex that isn't for the purpose of creating children allowed?

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 5 років тому +3

      @@jay2coolfau As long as it's not adultery and you're married, it's not a sin in the bible

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +9

      Elitist "Christians" consider anything they don't like to be a sin. I'm honestly convinced people like her aren't even Christian and only use the label of the religion to form a moral high-ground over others to feel better about herself.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 4 роки тому +348

    Imagine if she saw a dude in a pink shirt. Probably give her a heart attack.

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +6

      Well,if I ever see her I know what color to wear

    • @tiaramitta4734
      @tiaramitta4734 4 роки тому +13

      * a guys is wearing pink *
      EM :*screeches* WhY aRe yoU wEarIng ThaT Pink Is fOr Girrrlssss
      * EM proceeds to have a seizure *

    • @joyflameball
      @joyflameball 3 роки тому +3

      Damien from Mean Girls is trembling xD

    • @dhedetry8571
      @dhedetry8571 3 роки тому +4

      My school literally gave us pink t-shirt for a study tour when i was in grade 5 elementary school. No exception, everyone wore the pink t-shirt

    • @bigshoe4785
      @bigshoe4785 3 роки тому +3

      wait until pink shirt day comes around

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 2 роки тому +1

    "Two weeks later she was found to be 5 weeks pregnant."
    That would mean she became pregnant (aka, passionately hugged) _3_ weeks before the birthday party. Since 3 weeks is less than a month, EM was in violation of her own rule.

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 4 роки тому

    Puppy bloopers will forever be my favorite part

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 5 років тому +107

    "Blue is not a girls color"
    *Shows Painting of Prince Edward wearing pink*
    (In the old days Pink was a guys color since it's a light red and British Militias wore red and blue was for girls since it represents calm feeling I guess...)

    • @laynsgames
      @laynsgames 5 років тому +5

      Nadun Appu you are correct but it also symbolizes strength and power😊

    • @DeadDemon-vg1sj
      @DeadDemon-vg1sj 5 років тому +1

      Painting not panting

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 5 років тому +3

      @@DeadDemon-vg1sj thx I've made the change.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 років тому +1

      @@laynsgames So the brits used to think pink meant strength?
      Heh.

    • @laynsgames
      @laynsgames 5 років тому +4

      Burn Angel pink in general is a color meaning strength soooooo whatever ya say bud

  • @aeeruu
    @aeeruu 5 років тому +207

    Instead of ordering ED complains about *HE AND THE BOYS* were in line for.

    • @muhamedhani4419
      @muhamedhani4419 5 років тому +11

      ED be like: Me and the boys
      *getting gamer pantsed*

  • @thenewfarm789
    @thenewfarm789 3 роки тому +1

    he would say"miss OP won't let me cheat on the test!"

  • @hardy_cosmic1893
    @hardy_cosmic1893 4 роки тому +4

    Rslash: not all hero's wear capes
    Me: not all EP's wear pants

  • @bellelelelelele4002
    @bellelelelelele4002 4 роки тому +43

    "come home, let's have some Netflix and chill"
    no no no, the actual term is
    "come home, let's do _passion hugging"_

  • @donutman.
    @donutman. 5 років тому +643

    MISSED OPPORTUNITY
    HE should have said not all VILLANS wear PANTS!

    • @kaonashi1390
      @kaonashi1390 5 років тому +19

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

    • @donutman.
      @donutman. 5 років тому +3

      TRUtH.

    • @danmarsh7985
      @danmarsh7985 5 років тому +7

      I think most people were thinking that lol

    • @sensorydeprivationgaming
      @sensorydeprivationgaming 5 років тому +2

      Probably

    • @alexisdoellinger9027
      @alexisdoellinger9027 5 років тому +16

      My video started buffering after he said “not all hero’s wear capes” and I legitimately thought he’d say “but not all villains wear pants” 😂

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336
    @strawberrysoulforever8336 2 роки тому

    EK: She's just trying to blame it on me!
    OP: Well, you're just trying to blame it on me, but you were the one copying so why shouldn't I return the favour?

  • @nerdly745
    @nerdly745 Рік тому +1

    “Crop tops aren’t for witches but your here” *Hello? 911? We need the burn unit opened! This Karen just got roasted!*

  • @bubblesdarke5226
    @bubblesdarke5226 5 років тому +22

    Entitled parents and puppy bloopers, my day is perfect now.

  • @RaiineCloudz
    @RaiineCloudz 4 роки тому +89

    *hears dog at the end*
    *starts to really wanna see that cute sounding lil puppy*

  • @hannahokel5519
    @hannahokel5519 4 роки тому +3

    If the lady told me to switch my shirt because blue is not a girls color I would tell her that crop tops aren't for 80 year olds.

  • @MikaLuvssYou
    @MikaLuvssYou 4 роки тому +2

    Smart how after the first story he put an add right there and not just interrupt the story in the middle.Thank you! 😚😌✨🎀

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 5 років тому +63

    I remember a kid used to try to cheat off of me in eighth grade, so I did the marking answers wrong thing. He failed science. For some reason, he asked me to write an English paper for him. I was a bit of a teacher’s pet though, so the teacher immediately looked into it when I told her, and the kid was suspended.
    I wonder what he’s doing now.

    • @cediviannareeda4305
      @cediviannareeda4305 5 років тому +1

      My mind immediately went to, xeroxing manuscripts by hand, he's been training since 8th grade

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 років тому

      He is probably flipping burgers at a fast food place.

    • @what8219
      @what8219 5 років тому

      FOR SOME REASON wonder why

    • @marithekitty
      @marithekitty 5 років тому

      i did that once too

  • @cartiaking3377
    @cartiaking3377 5 років тому +374

    blue was actually the colour for girls, and pink for boys. it was changed in one of the world wars. but either way, it’s 2019. ffs

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +88

      Pink was the boy color because it was a light red. Red was the masculine color, but lack of "color guards" they faded. Funny enough, red is still considered a masculine color, and pink is just light red.
      But as a kid, I liked the color purple the most and some kids would try to pick on me calling it a girl color. Like, if blue is boy and red is girl, the purple should be neutral. However, it is a color of being rich or royalty.

    • @cediviannareeda4305
      @cediviannareeda4305 5 років тому +17

      @@OmniscientWarrior it's a colour of royally because in ancient Greece, getting enough of it to dye a toga costs far too much for anyone who wasn't the emperor

    • @theinternetofficer6594
      @theinternetofficer6594 5 років тому +4

      @@cediviannareeda4305 whats that icon next to your name?

    • @expertpanda7523
      @expertpanda7523 5 років тому +3

      I agree I’m a boy and have a wear pink

    • @theinternetofficer6594
      @theinternetofficer6594 5 років тому

      @masuku aight thanks for the info

  • @kurapika4860
    @kurapika4860 4 роки тому +2

    I love how they stood up for the cashiers 😂🥺

  • @paden1865able
    @paden1865able 4 роки тому +1

    Dear entitled people of the world, kindly FOAD, thanks. Oh, wait, if they did that then I would have less entertainment options... puppy bloopers, yay!

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 років тому +74

    Fun fact:
    "Pink for girls and blue for boys" didn't start to happen until around the 1940s. Companies wanted to force families to have to buy two different outfit sets, toys, etc. for their children, therefore making more money
    Edit: Also, pink was originally the masculine color because it was considered to be a "stronger" color

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +9

      Indeed.
      Because deep reds used to be for kings, so light red was for princes

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 5 років тому +14

      Yup. And blue was a feminine colour because it was soft and gentle.
      It is kind of weird to separate colour by gender anyway. Colours don't have genders...

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 років тому +4

      It's just a whole silly conception, separating forms of clothing/colors/toys/jobs by gender.. they don't have one

    • @icicle_ai9748
      @icicle_ai9748 5 років тому +1

      @@Boundwithflame23lol

    • @icicle_ai9748
      @icicle_ai9748 5 років тому

      Thank you

  • @ameliakrogh9467
    @ameliakrogh9467 5 років тому +536

    "we talked about the new zelda game coming out"
    *happiness noises*

  • @katelynmccallum4458
    @katelynmccallum4458 3 роки тому

    Puppy bloopers are now my favorite thing on the planet

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 Рік тому

    Rewatching this video. Something I didn't think about the first time, but in one of the storeis, OP is like "I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to be called a snitch."
    Bruh. That's the shit they gaslight you with in school so they can do whatever you want. Never, ever be afraid of telling the truth.

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 5 років тому +152

    Why are people gate keeping colors and genders? WHO. CARES?

    • @DeadDemon-vg1sj
      @DeadDemon-vg1sj 5 років тому +9

      I know it's a color so why would anyone Care

    • @mammutkung
      @mammutkung 5 років тому +6

      Everyone should wear black its a neutral color nobody can have a problem with that

    • @aidanchilvers5724
      @aidanchilvers5724 5 років тому +2

      Obviously entitled mothers

    • @historyliker
      @historyliker 5 років тому +5

      @@mammutkung If it's summer time than no ty. I'd rather wear white or something so I'm less hot

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 років тому +5

      I'm colour blind, so if there's anyone who literally can't care about colors, it's me.

  • @MycoolGaming
    @MycoolGaming 5 років тому +96

    PUPPY BLOOPERS!!!!
    it came one episode too late sooooo
    I'm suing you for the puppybloopers you *_DIDN'T_* give us.

    • @krims0n605
      @krims0n605 5 років тому +3

      It was Yugo was being a good pupper and not interrupting

    • @plumb356
      @plumb356 5 років тому +2

      @@krims0n605 no to be honest it's the opposite cause he is supposed to be annoying

    • @krims0n605
      @krims0n605 5 років тому +2

      @@plumb356 Fair enough lol

    • @gobme
      @gobme 5 років тому +1

      Sir/mam you cannot sue this person or your claim will be thrown
      out of the window or off the balcony

    • @gobme
      @gobme 5 років тому

      @@plumb356 not annoying its known as CCUUUTTTTEEEEE

  • @danielsandroni
    @danielsandroni 3 роки тому

    Puppy bloopers were by far the best part. Made my day.

  • @ChompyMage851
    @ChompyMage851 3 роки тому +3

    When you said not all heroes where capes I was expecting you to say “and not all villains where pants”

  • @miku_lol.3950
    @miku_lol.3950 5 років тому +104

    Me: Exists
    Entitled parent: My son deserves your soul so give it TO HIM NOW!!!

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +6

      Joke's on her, I don't *have* one

    • @ismaelgonzales3076
      @ismaelgonzales3076 4 роки тому

      Me: I sold to the devil, so if I give it to your son thwn he will take my punishment and I will be stuck on limbo
      Me: *dies* How low can you go * actually playing limbo*

    • @Clownkov
      @Clownkov 4 роки тому

      @@ayyylmao101 Ginger or sold it to the devil?

    • @msmagic605
      @msmagic605 4 роки тому

      Sorry, consult my dad on that (he jokes he's the Devil himself). Or you can just not be a fking moron and realize you just asked me to commit suicide.... If I go down, you and all the morons are coming down with me. Em, when do you prefer to die?

    • @sparklight0964
      @sparklight0964 4 роки тому +1

      Me: Not today Satan, not today.

  • @riddle9064
    @riddle9064 4 роки тому +241

    "not all heros wear capes"
    Me: "and supervillains know to never wear cargo shorts"

  • @nixelledimalanta5234
    @nixelledimalanta5234 4 роки тому

    The puppy bloopers were to wholesome for me to handle

  • @leonardofmoxd
    @leonardofmoxd 3 роки тому

    thats a cute doggo.
    *'Nice doggo u have there sir, may I steal it? It's for my fish'*

  • @riolin9466
    @riolin9466 4 роки тому +125

    "Blue is a boy's color"
    the other colors: are we a joke to you?

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +2

      I like purple and I'm a boi

    • @COOLIOVONJULIO-u2q
      @COOLIOVONJULIO-u2q 4 роки тому +3

      The council will now decide your fate EM. We have chosen to subject you to 100 people telling you how you have a lower iq then the total amount of your friends.

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 3 роки тому +2

      @@SammPlaysGames blue is a part of purple....although, red is also, and purple is its own color

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 роки тому

      Historical, pink was masculine because it was associated with blood, and thus warfare and blue was associated with femininity because it was the colour worn by the virgin Mary apparently.
      I find it kind of hilarious. For some reason these gendered colours were switched.

    • @ilyaa643
      @ilyaa643 2 роки тому

      @@SammPlaysGames yes me too. add some dark grey and 👌

  • @mimmi3434
    @mimmi3434 5 років тому +8

    "Let me copy you!"
    *Secretly does all the work wrong on purpose*
    Yup here you go 'kind' sir

  • @jdawg_bsg
    @jdawg_bsg 3 роки тому

    Rslash: OP, not all heroes wear capes
    Me: I see what you did there.

  • @julzyahunter8419
    @julzyahunter8419 3 роки тому

    I just want to say, “crop-tops aren’t for witches, but your here” is one of the BEST lines I have ever heard, and I will be honouring this by quoting it, good comeback btw