The girl in the last clip who was silently losing her mind laughing as her friend drifted in and out of consciousness got me good. 😂😂 also i'm pretty sure she just gave up and died at the end
Just wanted to say I appreciate that you guys keep it simple with your compilations after that weird experimentation period. That's how it's done, no unnecessary commentary, no hosts, no stupid sound effects. Just fail clips. The subtitles are icing on the cake. I appreciate your work.
You don't mean anything you're saying. You're just trying to get as many likes as possible so your comment goes to top and you can get a view clicks for your crappy UA-cam channel.
I swear, I’ve seen this channel feature accidents that look like it would be a miracle if anyone survived. Meanwhile, we are assured that no one was harmed.
Insurance companies don’t cover porch falls because they claim American porches are inherently negligent because the builder intentionally installed it while safer options such as the European or Antarctic porches are available.
@@twilightsparkle75 In France, it's not a question of design but of mandatory standards, and our porches in France aren't much different from the porches on American houses, though. In France, as homeowners or tenants, we are required to have what is known as a multirisques habitation insurance policy with third-party cover for damage to yourself or another person. If you fall on your house because of a slippery porch and you're not injured, nothing will happen. However, the civil cover may come into play if you're injured, but as in France hospital treatment is almost free for everyone, this cover will not come into play.
@@twilightsparkle75 Sure. My understanding is that unlike virtually all other countries, the US regulations require multiple coats of polyurethane to any step or ledge constructed after 1972. If you see anyone in the US slip in such places, it was either constructed prior to 1972 or it is subject to at least one code violation. Exactly which ones and what penalties the property owner is subject to depends on the city and/or county the porch is located in. Also, if you see someone slip on a porch outside of the United States or any of its territories, then that means it was sprayed illegally with the same polyurethane compound mentioned before. This would be due to negligent porchmen during installation or hooligans.
@@drunkentrain well you got the first half right no we don't insure porch falls. businesses are covered for it inherently and claim no responsibility for a customer falling down their porch should they have one homeowners and business owners are not responsible for others falling unless in the business case it is clearly and undeniably the business's fault. this is to cover the asses of most bar's and pubs whose customers are most likely to be drunk when exiting the premises. in the case of the home owner the only people who should be ideally able to fall are, the home owner, family/friends and delivery people or others doing work on the house the last two of which ideally have health coverage for such scenarios. it has nothing to do with how the porch is built or its style. its just covered under a different system. that being health care.
Because they found a new way to do that , clips from China , years ago they never use video clip from China like there's no such country on this planet.
5:46 is only a fail if she lets it be. Use the rest of the icing to spackle over the gap--standard cake-decorating fix; my mama uses it all the time. But girl, tie that hair back so you don't get hair in the frosting and vice versa.
I’m not a real fan of accidental slip and falls, but when someone gets on a ride, or tries a hill, yeah, well, you know an accident is a possibility. Those are pretty good!
I know. Its hysterical. The clong bonk as he goes headfirst over the handlebars and the scooter lands on top of him, he practically does a full 360 flip. Then gets up and wonders how it happened! I bet he was black and blue and in pain for weeks after that....
The thin metal grates. There is a drain running in a row. Each section has a grid cover. He hits it with the front wheel, the grate drops the wheel through as it moves, jamming forward motion. He goes over the handle bars as the stationary wheel is now a rotating pivot point. Its basic physics. A good example of the law of inertia, that states things in motion, tend to stay in motion. Just not they way he expected when he got on his crappy scooter...
I agree. As funny as it may be, it gets repetitive and predictable after a while. Some editors of FailArmy really must have a fetish for people slipping and falling on porch steps that they use them so often. 🤣
The last clip: On-Off-On-scream-Off-On-scream-Off...LOL
Sooooo funny!! Was that 5x's? 😅
"Why do I keep waking up in the sky?!"
thats some amazing sh*t
It was 4x power off 😅🤣😂
and they had to blur her exposed vagina, that girl wild
The girl in the last clip who was silently losing her mind laughing as her friend drifted in and out of consciousness got me good. 😂😂
also i'm pretty sure she just gave up and died at the end
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that can't be good for your brain.
Press '9' on your keyboard and the video jumps straight to the launch point of that clip :)
Staged. Just about everyone on Earth has done the 'pretend to pass out on the slingshot' by now 😐
tf?@@NetFlexTV.
How many times did that girl at the end need rebooting? 🤣🤣
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The girl in the last clip must have been practicing her on-off-on-scream-off routine for years!
Looks like the screaming makes you pass out quicker, amirite?
They were bearly moving the last few times
Guys yooooo
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Just wanted to say I appreciate that you guys keep it simple with your compilations after that weird experimentation period. That's how it's done, no unnecessary commentary, no hosts, no stupid sound effects. Just fail clips. The subtitles are icing on the cake. I appreciate your work.
They listened and they learned. Respect.
Lord the compilations with narrators are SO BAD lol.
You don't mean anything you're saying.
You're just trying to get as many likes as possible so your comment goes to top and you can get a view clicks for your crappy UA-cam channel.
7:09 car straight up started laughing
*HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA*
You beat me, literally came here to comment this lol
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@@MyranosI heard that in the car's voice as I read it
The ragdolling of the last one got me.🤣
1:39 the first ever “no one was harmed” I actually believe
Oh no, he will be executed shorty
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I swear, I’ve seen this channel feature accidents that look like it would be a miracle if anyone survived. Meanwhile, we are assured that no one was harmed.
1:51 I would rather have wished to have read “no one was harmed” here.
Have American insurance companies actually already included the porch as a separate claim? I mean...
Insurance companies don’t cover porch falls because they claim American porches are inherently negligent because the builder intentionally installed it while safer options such as the European or Antarctic porches are available.
@@drunkentraincare to elaborate upon the differences in the porch designs?
@@twilightsparkle75 In France, it's not a question of design but of mandatory standards, and our porches in France aren't much different from the porches on American houses, though. In France, as homeowners or tenants, we are required to have what is known as a multirisques habitation insurance policy with third-party cover for damage to yourself or another person. If you fall on your house because of a slippery porch and you're not injured, nothing will happen. However, the civil cover may come into play if you're injured, but as in France hospital treatment is almost free for everyone, this cover will not come into play.
@@twilightsparkle75 Sure. My understanding is that unlike virtually all other countries, the US regulations require multiple coats of polyurethane to any step or ledge constructed after 1972.
If you see anyone in the US slip in such places, it was either constructed prior to 1972 or it is subject to at least one code violation. Exactly which ones and what penalties the property owner is subject to depends on the city and/or county the porch is located in.
Also, if you see someone slip on a porch outside of the United States or any of its territories, then that means it was sprayed illegally with the same polyurethane compound mentioned before. This would be due to negligent porchmen during installation or hooligans.
@@drunkentrain well you got the first half right
no we don't insure porch falls. businesses are covered for it inherently and claim no responsibility for a customer falling down their porch should they have one
homeowners and business owners are not responsible for others falling unless in the business case it is clearly and undeniably the business's fault. this is to cover the asses of most bar's and pubs whose customers are most likely to be drunk when exiting the premises.
in the case of the home owner the only people who should be ideally able to fall are, the home owner, family/friends and delivery people or others doing work on the house
the last two of which ideally have health coverage for such scenarios.
it has nothing to do with how the porch is built or its style.
its just covered under a different system. that being health care.
The girl passing out was hilarious.
The girl who kept passing out in the last clip kept a smile on her face. She must be a happy person.
if failarmy were a pro wrestler, their catchphrase would be "no one was harmed"
And their crotch would be blurred.
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I think I really believe the one at 1:39. Which is rare.
Define "harmed". Change it to "no one was permanently maimed".
3:26 I love her struggle to keep her cool, it just... went so well with her "Don't Be A Grinch" sweater.
She’s thinking about being a grinch
That girl on the ride got me crying bad!!!!😂
2:23 "are you high?" ....."fuck off!" 🤣
It's nice to see so many videos that haven't been recycled a million times, no joke. Thanks Fail Army. And no, I'm not being sarcastic. 💯💯💯
Because they found a new way to do that , clips from China , years ago they never use video clip from China like there's no such country on this planet.
2:25 "Are you high? F off!"
Okay, so I'm not the only one who heard it 😆
😂 I was going to make the same comment but I saw yours😂
Hahaha oh yeeeah. I wasn't the only one hearing that
It was actually "Are you okayyyy???"
The girl in the last clip will have a totally new set of nightmares from now on
the chubby girl on the slingshot had her dignity flung into the stratosphere. poor girl.🤣🤣🤣
7:07 .... when your car laugh at you !!!!! LMAO
LMFAO
0:16 when you took the defnition of "HARDWORKING" very seriously😂😂😂😂
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In the last clip the quick cycles of screaming and fainted were impressive to watch!
The " Obese American falling on the porch/ steps" is always a classic that needs to be included every time.
Bonus points if they're carrying a McDonalds bag and the food goes flying.
@@Artofficial1986 Followed by a uuuuuh, I'm OK...
Obese american is a redundancy
No, it's boring.
Nahhh watching fat people slip and fall is boring af
I am a bad person... That last one had me laughing for about 10 minutes...
that last clip is pure magic.
"I'll tell you what happened. You didn't make it." Was hilarious!
5:46 is only a fail if she lets it be. Use the rest of the icing to spackle over the gap--standard cake-decorating fix; my mama uses it all the time. But girl, tie that hair back so you don't get hair in the frosting and vice versa.
Slippery stairs gets me all the time😂😂😂
Every time I see stairs in these compilations, my tailbone starts twitching before anything even happens. Ow! 😦
Thanks for sharing my clip!🤘🏾⚡️🤘🏾💯 00:21
Oh the last one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that last one was fckin hilarious ....
LMFAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last girl was so hilarious.She was on a loοp,wake up for one sec,then immediately fading out again.
How many times did the last gal require a reboot? 🤣🤣
She woke up long enough to say 'oh m'gosh' and then, back to sleep.
6:01 That clip would have been perfect for "No one was harmed" 😂
That last clip was just pure art 😂 I laughed so hard at that 😂😂
7.23 its paranormal activity 🤣😂
4:39 can already tell she doesn’t have enough confidence for that motorcycle.
There's a smashed car with blue tarp already in driveway. She might want to take the motorbike training course. Good training in a safe environment.
@@jbranche8024 she should sell it and buy something 300 pounds lighter
1:50 "I'll tell you what happened...
...you didn't make it." 🤣😆🤣
he guy at 1:20 looks like James Cordon.
it is james corden
☆Saved the best for last. 😆👍☆ Usually, I don't laugh at these clips, but the girl on the left was *hilarious!*
I’m not a real fan of accidental slip and falls, but when someone gets on a ride, or tries a hill, yeah, well, you know an accident is a possibility. Those are pretty good!
That last clip was an absolute scream!
really great to be able to watch people being stupid and not some poor animal being tormented...thankyou😊😊😊
6:42 - It's never fun seeing a Starfleet crew member falling over! 😂
Last clip , add windows XP sounds for log on and off xD
03:58 Wasn't he already suspicious?🤣
Every time that girl fainted, I could hear that windows logoff sound
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The last one was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Top channel. No music. No 'funny' comrnents.
You know that you have seen too many vids of this nature when you can predict what is going to happen and it does. But it is still funny to watch.
6:44 I love how you can hear faint giggling in the background... 🤭
I give you a 👍🏻 just for that last chick passing out multiple times!
Laughed so hard!!
Omg I’m sorry I shouldn't laugh but that first clip made me laugh so much 🤣. It was the way he got up and said “ oh I just fell”
Worth it just for that last clip!
When the girl wake up and find she still up there she deside to take another nap until they down her. 😂😂
That last one had me dying 🤣
When you to do a wheele and it went wrong 0:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
last clip is craaazy
The last clip was the best 😂😂😂!!!
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Awesome compilation of 'ouch!' and 'yikes!' videos..!!
Parents: Do not let your kids ride their dogs, that is cruel.
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shut up
That kid was running beside the dog,
the girl was not riding the dog . she was ran over by the dog slow down the video and you can see clearly when the dog ran her over?
The last one missed more than half of the ride. To compensate for the inconvenience she should get a second ride for free🤣😂
EASILY your best video to date....by far. A first class job!😂
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holly shit, how bad were the previous videos?
1:18 Oh look, James Corden actually being funny.
7:05...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 even the car laughed when she fell
@ 1:23 that's the funniest james corden has ever been
1:55 Holly smokes! 😮 That guy was flying in the air!
There's no way he wasn't injured. You can hear him screaming in pain, and the way he's lying there doesn't look healthy either.
Great people and very funny, thanks for this Videos 😅😅
The last clip, the girl on the left appears to have narcolepsy 🤣🤣🤣
Dude at 3:16 just vibin, vibin, vibin, AHHHH vibin, vibin, vibin... Good man.
7:16 She hit so hard she set off the car alarm yards away!
7:07 That Bang was Loud enough to set the alarm off.
PLEASE - No more people fall up or down stairs, wet, icy, or normal stairs, makes no difference. Enough is enough.
We've had enough of people not being able to walk up or down front porch steps. Stick them on a compilation of their own please.
Or simply build houses with barrier-free entrances, like we Europeans do.
(7:06) - It's like the car was laughing at her fall.
*_*HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.*_* XD
5:36 What 4 brain cells look like.
Slippery pavements and driveways are a menace😂😂😂
That time when my dog stole my sandwich and ran around the house with it was definitely one of those classic funny moments! 🐶😂
Ah icy steps… man’s greatest enemy.
The last one would be great with the windows on/off Sound.
The scooter flip that starts us off is sublime at x0.25. I watched it 10 times.
I know. Its hysterical. The clong bonk as he goes headfirst over the handlebars and the scooter lands on top of him, he practically does a full 360 flip. Then gets up and wonders how it happened! I bet he was black and blue and in pain for weeks after that....
What was it that actually made it flip?🤔
The thin metal grates. There is a drain running in a row. Each section has a grid cover. He hits it with the front wheel, the grate drops the wheel through as it moves, jamming forward motion. He goes over the handle bars as the stationary wheel is now a rotating pivot point. Its basic physics. A good example of the law of inertia, that states things in motion, tend to stay in motion. Just not they way he expected when he got on his crappy scooter...
Как же я проорал с дырок в конце 😄
When you dont know how to stop ski's just hit the net 0:30 😂😂😂😂
Boa noite, situações engraçadas. Parabéns pelo vídeo
Got to say that the endless filler of people having a slip on their stairs gets a bit boring after a while.
I agree. As funny as it may be, it gets repetitive and predictable after a while. Some editors of FailArmy really must have a fetish for people slipping and falling on porch steps that they use them so often. 🤣
7:25, Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube woman!
1:20 First time James Corden ever made me laugh.
0:48 That’s Ski fail was hilarious! 😂😂
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What an opener! Now that's how you crash your scooter!
2:27 was definitely a knock out. I hope they're ok!
"No one was harmed"
@7:17, I think her car is laughing at her 🤣🤣🤣
Excellent as ALWAYS!
2:24 - "Are you high, Taco?"
Last clip they even had to blur the crotch 😂😂
Hi, We love your videos!
0:50 - Why didn’t my HS have this?? That looks seriously fun.
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Last clip the girl rebooted
Ike 5 times
This channel makes my life look good!