The 28 yottabyte zip bomb that I labeled homework on its way to my teacher's computer

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  • @Justanotherstar409
    @Justanotherstar409 Місяць тому +1044

    smallest cod install size

    • @weedGato
      @weedGato Місяць тому +38

      Any aaa game nowadays

    • @MrBonesWildRide
      @MrBonesWildRide Місяць тому +1

      reclaiming harddrive space

  • @monky8557
    @monky8557 7 місяців тому +1036

    That's a lot of homework

    • @Someguywhoplaystrategygames
      @Someguywhoplaystrategygames 2 місяці тому +20

      The smallest file for history hw-

    • @potatlerr
      @potatlerr Місяць тому +7

      "Its homework i swear its not illegal child p-"

    • @monky8557
      @monky8557 Місяць тому +11

      @@potatlerr WTF-

    • @Auwa-racist
      @Auwa-racist Місяць тому +9

      Smallest history text (its the longest English literature you'll ever see)

    • @kirbmaster9405
      @kirbmaster9405 Місяць тому +1

      The ib experience from what I heard

  • @Minimaglite12
    @Minimaglite12 5 місяців тому +947

    the scammer after i send him the 74.8 quettabyte zip bomb labeled “personal information”:

    • @Stormcloaks_are_cool
      @Stormcloaks_are_cool 5 місяців тому +38

      Dawg tf is a quettabyte 😭

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 5 місяців тому +89

      @@Stormcloaks_are_cool one million yottabyte

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 5 місяців тому +55

      1 yottabyte is 1 million exabytes

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 5 місяців тому +57

      @@Stormcloaks_are_cool one exabyte is 1 million gigabytes

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 4 місяці тому +3

      ain't yocto a smallfuc

  • @the_mariocrafter
    @the_mariocrafter 7 місяців тому +395

    It gotta be on a USB stick then, no way it would go through GMail without Google checking it for a virus and exploding that server, or checking other stuff

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 6 місяців тому +109

      i agree also the adreniline rush you get from walking up to a teachers computer and manually transferring a USB zipbomb is amazing

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 Місяць тому +19

      There’s other programs and sites schools can use though that Google won’t do that with.

    • @Noughtsgnik
      @Noughtsgnik Місяць тому +19

      You can password protect it the Zip and give teacher the password

    • @KeeganYF12
      @KeeganYF12 Місяць тому +30

      If the file is larger than like 5gb, it won't bother checking. It gives the downloader a warning that it hasn't been verified by Google.

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 Місяць тому +20

      ​​@@KeeganYF12 zip bombs are small on the outside, I think Google would at least try to unpack it

  • @NUMBER1RATEDSALESMAN
    @NUMBER1RATEDSALESMAN 2 місяці тому +391

    zip intercontinental ballistic missile

  • @brainloading5543
    @brainloading5543 Місяць тому +47

    how nice of him to include a photo of his mom

    • @DominikĎurkovský
      @DominikĎurkovský Місяць тому

      You need to redo the joke.
      Unless you mean to say that the person is motherless.

  • @orangegibusgaming
    @orangegibusgaming Місяць тому +73

    Advanced warfare, gentlemen

  • @RollerPollr
    @RollerPollr Рік тому +121

    Mississippi queen if you know what I mean

    • @spearnfang4667
      @spearnfang4667 3 місяці тому +5

      Crazy on you. But MQ is amazing too

  • @realhuman5688
    @realhuman5688 Місяць тому +14

    that's 28,000,000,000,000,000 GB. That's a lotta homework

  • @Nf3IsTheBestOpening
    @Nf3IsTheBestOpening Місяць тому +33

    golden homander

  • @BlackOps6Guy
    @BlackOps6Guy Місяць тому +10

    Thank you UA-cam for reviving a meme that died 1 year ago

  • @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl
    @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl 24 дні тому +4

    Fun fact: It takes less processing power than MS telemetrics to detect decompression bomb and it can be done with MS libraries, but as of 2024, MS Windows still lacks zip bomb protection.

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 22 дні тому

      It doesn't make them any extra money to protect against it compared to not protecting against it, so there's no legitimate reason to do so

    • @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl
      @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl 22 дні тому

      @@RT-qd8yl From my point of view: Win is OS. OS should not allow invalid operation in the first place. And in case of invalid operation getting through, it shouldnt stop working. Win will attempt to unzip it and furthermore chance is it will stop working as it needs some free disk space to function itself. Therefore the feature needs to be either finished or cut, otherwise its a real security risk.

    • @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl
      @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl 22 дні тому

      @@RT-qd8yl And if you're wondering it's just recursive looping through tables of contents inside the zip file.

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 22 дні тому

      @@LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl But they aren't currently losing enough money with it the way it is compared to what they would make with it fixed. They're not going to implement something if it doesn't somehow make them money, regardless of usability of the product. That's a secondary consideration. The majority of the world uses Windows no matter what, and MS knows that. So there's no incentive to improve until there's any form of real competitor. It's kinda like product safety recalls; you don't initiate a recall if it's going to cost you more than the settlements from lawsuits involving the product otherwise.

  • @vortentake
    @vortentake Місяць тому +27

    1yotabyte = 1000petabyte = 1million terabyte = 1billion gigabyte = 1trillion megabyte = 1quadrilliom kilobyte = 1numberthatIdonotknowlion byte
    I forgot to add one unit

  • @unwelldanny7108
    @unwelldanny7108 Місяць тому +3

    Swayzak is the only computer virus I care for. And he works alone.

  • @TypekMD
    @TypekMD Місяць тому +27

    a bunch of harmless tomfoolery

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 29 днів тому +1

    Zip bomb is an inherently funny term to me.

  • @MaxSkaggles-hb5fy
    @MaxSkaggles-hb5fy 25 днів тому +2

    Here comes the sun

  • @proudzerzurancitizen
    @proudzerzurancitizen Місяць тому +4

    that's a lot of compression

  • @v1rtuozo484
    @v1rtuozo484 Місяць тому +6

    HERE IS MY ANSWER, TEACH!

  • @Solotocius
    @Solotocius Місяць тому +1

    "The actor with the eyebrows"

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 Місяць тому +3

    blud is gonna felt so slick until he got suspended or something

  • @Bendyinksad
    @Bendyinksad 7 місяців тому +13

    3

  • @fgsfds__
    @fgsfds__ Місяць тому +1

    Funny.zip

  • @Comically_Large_Watermelon
    @Comically_Large_Watermelon Місяць тому +4

    WHERE DO YOU GET THAT MANY FILES

    • @bow-89
      @bow-89 Місяць тому +9

      i accidentally attacbed my entire collection of watermelons of various sizes, usually dissapointingly small

    • @data3419
      @data3419 Місяць тому +2

      One method is to increase a picture's resolution by a lot
      and i mean a LOT

  • @Floodsye
    @Floodsye 29 днів тому +1

    Grade this.

  • @suhnih4076
    @suhnih4076 Місяць тому +1

    Bruh

  • @zian2469
    @zian2469 Місяць тому +2

    Israeli kid: I wanna be doctor
    le:

  • @hggpi
    @hggpi Місяць тому

    Nerd

  • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
    @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr Місяць тому +3

    wtf is a yottabyte

    • @Atomic_Oven
      @Atomic_Oven Місяць тому +9

      Yottabyte is one of the largest forms of data that you can store, Just imagine terabytes but much, much larger

    • @morrismccab
      @morrismccab Місяць тому +15

      A trillion terabytes.

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn Місяць тому +1

      im pretty sure its something like the entire internet use in 2016

    • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
      @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr Місяць тому +8

      @@morrismccab Ok thanks for explaining that in actual numbers unlike these dorks

    • @Noughtsgnik
      @Noughtsgnik Місяць тому

      🦅