The speed of sound. The speed of light is over 600 billion mph and the speed of infinity is infinite and the speed of time goes faster than infinity. I mean, why not?
For the intros of Turbo Dismount he should have always said "Hi I'm jacksepticeye and welcome to jackass!!!" because this reminds me of when i used to watch Jackass and that was fckin hilarious.
jack you make me laugh in the saddest of times my friend died today and I came home crying then I ocker myself in my bedroom and watched your turbo dismount and it cheered me up in the blink of an eye so thank you for what you do you cheer up so many people and you are a great person in general
Sometimes people make up lies for attention. But if its real im sorry for your loss. I know what it feels to have someone close to you die 3 people in my life died. I miss them, but I must move on and you should to
2:42 Jack: "Physics is kick in... Neil deGrasse Tyson is gonna come and say, "Well that's not how that works...." and BAM we'll end up in space!" Me: *Laughs uncontrollably and watches like a billions times more*
Except for holes, concrete walls, houses, mines, snowplows, wrecking balls and just about everything that can harm it. Which is NOTHING! THE SQUATCH IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!
@@jacksepticeyeI also love this content you put out. Plus guess what! Your newest nostalgia week for Happy Wheels, came out on my birthday. I'm 21 now, and still enjoy your content! Love what you do!
Hyena man, learn how to grammar better.(did that on purpose) It's not to, it's too. Capitalize your I's, and get off of UA-cam for 5 more years, till it is actually legal.
jacksepticeye we should all agree that you are the BOSS AT TURBO DISMOUNT!!!! next time you play this remember the messege from the gods SPEED IS KEY!!! like a boss ;D
I think it's good they don't have the occulus .A bunch of kids play this,if they use the occulus they'd be scared for life. Then their parents might sue,word wil grt out and no more people will buy it. It's best for business.
"He chopped me feet of"
"i need them"
Happy Wheels Jack: Does it though?
Jack: "Squatch, show them how it's done please"
Squatch: 'Veers off road'
LMAO! I died!!!
What was that?
Bandit hi
I came back to rewatch the series and i saw this part had me in tears when i saw it again
7:14
6:39 the mating call of the boss birds XD
Sounds like the seagulls from Finding Nemo!
@@jakebello7988 you've seen that ytp video, haven't you.
Hold on MAaAn!
4:11 AAOOWW, PINK LIGHTNING!!
0:09 That music though
3:03 I call this, art by jack.
Jadon Ooi lol
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The D....
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! I saw a snow plow and I PUNCHED IT!
Henry Naeve LIKE A BOSS!
Henry Naeve whoa. Sounds painful XD
Lol that must have hurt alot
Jesus ducking Christ is your hand okay?!????
People are still watching this video LOL
6:32 brutal sound effect
I didn’t hear that in turbo dismount before owie
Freddie 31 ALT oh I’d didn’t know
6:39 mAn MaN MaN MAn
So gross
*j u i c y . :flushed*
5:54 my favorite quote by him
"It's just a bunch a bullshit!"
So every word after that time?
Galaxy Gamer no dumbass, he means just the sentence after it
Birinder Singh1234 r/wooosh
.
"he chopped my leggs off... I need them" *next happy wheels episode "U DONT NEED LEEGS STEVE!"
Clearly you've been paying attention
Ikr
@@ArctrooperHavoc bro i forgot about this comment thabks for replying
Jack make up ur mind
lol
2:19 that voice crack
The voice is like granny kills u
Almost
That's just him on a normal basis.
Had me dying
I was laughing so hard I was just crying 😂
NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH
Don't you hate when you’re driving your bike down the road and the handlebars go INSIDE you?
(3:16)
Yes I do
Yeper
Yes that happens every day
Your prof picc is the ecczact thing for diz
. . . . . . .
2:16 "Oh yeah, NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!!!!!" - jacksepticeye, Oct 7, 2014
Micaela Hall squAach
Voice crack lol
He always says that when he picks the squaach
Blue Tubbie
Even all these years later
Micaela Hall hi
I like how Jack said he needed his feet but in Happy Wheels he’s always so ready to ditch them
I love how much jack's voice cracks when he shouts "Nothing stops the squatch!"
tut895gaming It's a very primal scream haha
jacksepticeye jack u disappointed me on the last level. I was expecting a first person that would have been awesome
How fast can Jack go?
A. The speed of sound
B. Speed of Light
C. Speed of Infinity
D. Speed of Time
E. Warp Speed
The speed of sound. The speed of light is over 600 billion mph and the speed of infinity is infinite and the speed of time goes faster than infinity. I mean, why not?
E. All of them combined
F. A BOSSOME SPEED THAT IS OH SO KEY XD
speed of time!!!!!
Why is it that whenever Jack says "fuck it!!" It's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard or is that just me?
ziemskiboys it’s me to
5:54
Me when I keep dying to the same boss over and over again.
6:36 that voice crack though "mAN@
Typo
MLG town1O1 lol typo
MLG town1O1 😉
THAt was weard
😂😂😂
6:50 Token Bird is just smart he goes under the brigde and not over it
2:16
When seeing how pumped Jack was I wanted to get up and tear something in half out of excitement!
Dude Same
6:35 Can He Still Do That?
I don't think so
I don't think he an, I think he left his puberty stage
TheYoloSpino 3 👋
It has been five years, and this popped up in my recommended.
Thank you, UA-cam, for this nostalgia trip
I believe that Billy is driving the snowplows
yea
Dillan Morse billy? from happy wheels? AHHHHHHHHHH BILLY MY ARCH NEMMIS
Tony Huddleston I got ya fellow boss
SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!!
Dillan Morse i love you chaenor
Or betty
Whenever he says THE SQaUTCh. There’s that one voice crack when he says it. And it hurts my ears.
6:35 i hadn’t laughed like that in 2 months🤣🤣
Dude. Build. A. Ramp. At. The. Bottom. Of. The. Level.
You know which one I'm talking about. ;)
PaperPlayerX haha okie dokie :D
jacksepticeye
I'm going to add this to your checklist Jack...
Jack make another turbo dismount please 😢
4:56 "too much smoke man" lmao
4:53
7:02 Were ready to take a Sh*it just in case we hit 😂🤣🤣😂
For the intros of Turbo Dismount he should have always said "Hi I'm jacksepticeye and welcome to jackass!!!" because this reminds me of when i used to watch Jackass and that was fckin hilarious.
2:18 "Nothin stops the squatch!!" 2:21 Bye have a beautiful time :D Sweet air though Jack :3 Keep doing your thing :D
jack you make me laugh in the saddest of times my friend died today and I came home crying then I ocker myself in my bedroom and watched your turbo dismount and it cheered me up in the blink of an eye so thank you for what you do you cheer up so many people and you are a great person in general
I'm so sorry to hear that.
I'm so sorry for your loss I'm shore he\her WUS a great person
Sometimes people make up lies for attention. But if its real im sorry for your loss. I know what it feels to have someone close to you die 3 people in my life died. I miss them, but I must move on and you should to
maria rodriguez Its real:(
+maria rodriguez
@
It’s sad to know that someone will never experience the laughs you get from this channel
4:11 AAAAAAOW PINKA LIGHTNIN'!
5:13 JAAAACK what has Happy Wheels taught you? You don't NEED limbs! lol
Yeah because you don't need legs to ride a bike.
you don't, you can use ur stumps :3
Evil Katsura HOW COULD I FORGET!!!
***** Thats right! :D
jacksepticeye it's okay. I'll forgive ya :D ... this time... *super serious face* lol :3
5:55 me at school.
Lol
None Gaming XD yep same
lel
Meh too
Not for me
B-BRAKE PADS!?!?!? THAT IS EFFIN' BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?!!?!???
• SarcasticHuntress • WITCHCRAFT!!!!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3
FUCK A YOU, BRAKES!!
Jack's voice when he says NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!!! 😂
LOL that "Maaaaan" bit is amazing
OHHHH PINK LIGHTNING!!!!
Ahhh sweet nostalgia
almost 10 years later and we all always come back
we love you Jack
2:42 Jack: "Physics is kick in... Neil deGrasse Tyson is gonna come and say, "Well that's not how that works...." and BAM we'll end up in space!"
Me: *Laughs uncontrollably and watches like a billions times more*
I love that quote!😂😅
Oh s*** *gets crushed by snow plough* Wheelies are bad
5:14 my favourite moment from this episode
*NOTHING STOPS THE SQUAAAAAATCH!!!*
Stachu536 NOTHING EVER!!!
Except for holes, concrete walls, houses, mines, snowplows, wrecking balls and just about everything that can harm it. Which is NOTHING! THE SQUATCH IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!
WHY ARE WE SHOOOOOOUUUUUUUTING?!!!?!
Zander GTG read comment above :)
YOU DIDN'T SHOUT!!!!!!!
The voice crack of "NOTHING STOPS... THE SQUATCH!" is a pure milestone
i think this is just a typo, and was meant to be written as "NOTHING STOPS... THE SQU(seagull)TCH!!!"
“They chopped my feet off I ‘kneed’ them” 🤣
@Yeeter- Skeeter Because he got chopped by the knees.
5:00 when he said his feet was chopped off, i heard, "My feet was chubbed off!"
(Not Even A Word! I Think...)
its a word
LOL 2:16 THE WAY HE SAID THAT I CANT STOP LAUGHING :'D
Lol ikr
xD
yep
He say's it like hulk XDddddddd
comander 64 lol i am still dying every reply i listen to it again XD
*Titanic sinks*
Jack: ROSE
Rose: 1:26
7:09 That must have hurt...
6:43 "We need a bigger boat" Lol
"Where did the snowplough go?"
Snowplough lands seconds after
"There is its"
Still can't believe this wasn't played for nostalgia week...
Wow you watching this in 2021 to
2:22 Look At Jack's Head (In The Game)
XD
He licked the billboard
XDDDDDDDDD
Jack is literally the god of destruction.
lol replying to this 3 yrs later
2:28 is funny it says "bye have a beautiful time"
2:16 - 2:24
Well he was right; the squatch didn't stop, but he sure did!
like if someone misses old jacksepticeye, he didn't change a lot, but it's diffrent for sure
3:29
And a legend is born.
Do you think Anti made the snow plows
TheSmallpopcorn123 yes
TheSmallpopcorn123 vgvfvfvfvt
TheSmallpopcorn123
TheSmallpopcorn123 yeah
TheSmallpopcorn123 no anti wasn't a thing when this video was made
0:30 The snowplow wants you Jack!
In 6:27 it sounds like we will rock you
4:55 There's a voice crack, your welcome
1:58 that face is amazing
Jack: Squatch, show them how it's done, please.
Squach: *drives off the road and messes up*
8:46 that's a mighty fine foot. •∆•√ 7.
7:40 ... just close your eyes and let your imagination flooooow
"Let's do it again with jack on the top. I wanna see him bounce in the air" JackSepticEye - year... IDK
The look on Jack's face at 7:16 when the squatch went off the road had me dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
Make another episode of turbo dismount with Billy, SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!'
Minrod Vils yesssss
i wish he would play this again they added a X WING THAT FLYS
Eh...it doesn't exactly fly it's just in mid air when it hits a ramp and stuff it's just a model
Itz_PC_Gaming : he did
Done...
True
Itz_PC_Gaming :
Jack: my arch nemesis, the snow plow.
Me: I thought ur arch nemesis was anti-septic.
he has two arch nemesis’s
Jack: NOTHING STOPS THE SQUAD
Snow plow:I can
6:35 sick bird try to chirp
You're hands down my favourite youtuber, keep it up you boss! :D
corbin barber Aw thank you :D
jacksepticeye What is the key?
@@ghidorbruh7140 the speed
@@Sylvite. ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@@jacksepticeyeI also love this content you put out. Plus guess what! Your newest nostalgia week for Happy Wheels, came out on my birthday. I'm 21 now, and still enjoy your content! Love what you do!
0:31 Snow plow: hello Jack …..😈
Jack:sqatch show dem how it’s done
Squatch: nah i sick of it *goes off road*
Me:*cant stop laughing*XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HE HAS SO MANY VOICE CRACKS😂
IKR 😂😂
5:53, i laughed so hard
3:03 “I call this aert by Jack”
So glad there are whole compilations of these older games
Ohhhhhhhh PINK LIGHTNING
Best bit
4:12 I BELIVE I CAN HM02 (fly)
damn this was made 10 years ago
This is the one, the only, The Septiceye
Go to 3:50 and Jack wets himself!!!
+Twin Legends lol
+Twin Legends No he doesn't, he get FULLY ERECT
+Twin Legends lel
+hyena man12 lozer
Hyena man, learn how to grammar better.(did that on purpose) It's not to, it's too. Capitalize your I's, and get off of UA-cam for 5 more years, till it is actually legal.
6:43 Jack:were gonna need a bigger boat me:*claps*
PLAY TURBO DISMOUNT WITH THE OCOLUS RIFT IN FIRST PERSON
1:35 The chair hit the wall and landed!
1:53 I felt that shit through the phone😂😂
5:38 truck and bus' team work fatality
5:49 teleporting van's disarm move
JackBossicEye :3 i love when you play turbo dismount, your channel needs a 10/10 Xd
AARON TENA haha thanks :P
jacksepticeye we should all agree that you are the BOSS AT TURBO DISMOUNT!!!! next time you play this remember the messege from the gods SPEED IS KEY!!! like a boss ;D
jacksepticeye
No problem
I would agree with you
"That's a mighty fine foot"-Jacksepticeye 2014
TURBO DISMOUNT OCCULUS RIFT SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!
OH GOD!
ikr i was thinking the same and i want to see jack react (lol) to 1st person occulus rift
joseph petermeyer The devs said they weren't adding it
I think it's good they don't have the occulus .A bunch of kids play this,if they use the occulus they'd be scared for life. Then their parents might sue,word wil grt out and no more people will buy it. It's best for business.
Brayden Cadiz Put a warning that it might scare people under 10?
Turbo Lover Achievement at top right 7:47
4:26 this was in venom i sure of it
Jacksepticeye you are a winner at life even this game. I take back any bad things I have ever said to you. :)
4:21 OWW pink escaping
7:14 What was that?
Hey lightning come back!!!
6:12 the one and only The sepctieye
5:56
Jack: Up! Over! Gone.... Dead.
Me: XD
Nico Gaming Nico its Roman let’s go bowling
5:54. Karens when someone says that they can't enter a store if they aren't wearing a mask because they might catch or spread Corona.