6 Star (Hunt: Showdown Nickleback Parody)

Made in tribute to reaching the ever so elusive goal of 6 stars in Hunt: Showdown. We want to help each, and every person out there achieve their goals, so we laid out all the tools needed to hit 6 star! We believe in you!
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Lyrics:
Verse 1:
I'm through with pushing these compounds that I'll never get in
Countdown to 40 minutes in, and I'm never gonna win
This game hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a hit scan gun that's never gonna miss
And a completely invisible caveman skin
Be a compounds length away from the closest team
(Ya, so what you need?)
I need a Mosin sniper, spitzer ammo, and a big Dolch P to spam at a crossbow
Gonna take 5 shots and disappear 30 thousand feet
(Been there, done that)
I need a big ole bush to camp my tush near an extract just in case they push
Just wanna dome these noobs sniping from another galaxy
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade my fun for a boring game, I'll just run a level 50 Mosin Cain
Chorus:
Cuz we all just want to be big 6 stars
Camping in a bush sniping from way too far
The kills come easy and the guns come cheap
And we all stay livin cuz we just won't peek
And we'll queue up with the low MMR
Waitin outside the boss lair for poor 3 stars
Every no life player 's gonna wind up there
Negative KD's calling Cain unfair and well
Hey, hey I wanna be a 6 star X2
Verse 2:
I wanna be on the leaderboard without the practice
Hit a stam shot be at the extract fastest
Get a couple free kills, keep my positive KD
(I'll be the greatest)
I'm gonna kit myself out with the latest meta
Tell the Springfield users to just get better
Gonna sit and scope bodies so my next 2 kills are free
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade my fun for a boring game, I'll just run a level 50 Mosin Cain
Chorus:
Cuz we all just want to be big 6 stars
Camping in a bush sniping from way too far
The kills come easy and the guns come cheap
And we all stay livin cuz we just won't peek
And we'll queue up with the low MMR
Waitin outside the boss lair for poor 3 stars
Every no life player 's gonna wind up there
Negative KD's calling Cain unfair and we'll
Hide out with the highest view, leave you in the boss lair with nothing to do
See you in 45 when you try to leave
I got a Netflix series on my extra screen and
Hey, hey I wanna be a 6 star
Bridge:
I'm gonna make cringe plays that offend the Reddit
Gonna go a whole match not needing a medkit
I'll get 15 kills before I get seen
You could do it too if you were as good as me
Chorus:
Cuz we all just want to be big 6 stars
Camping in a bush sniping from way too far
The kills come easy and the guns come cheap
And we all stay livin cuz we just won't peek
And we'll queue up with the low MMR
Waitin outside the boss lair for poor 3 stars
Every no life player 's gonna wind up there
Negative KD's calling Cain unfair and we'll
Hide out with the highest view, leave you in the boss lair with nothing to do
See you in 45 when you try to leave
I got a Netflix series on my extra screen and
Hey, hey I wanna be a 6 star X2