Season 03 of Futurama was Genius (Part 4)

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  • @cammydms1963
    @cammydms1963 2 роки тому +2677

    "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Has got to be one of the best jokes on the entire show

    • @crystalsheep1434
      @crystalsheep1434 2 роки тому +9

      Yep

    • @karansjet3823
      @karansjet3823 2 роки тому +69

      i'm afraid it will go over 99% peoples heads tho..

    • @scottcallaghan1000
      @scottcallaghan1000 2 роки тому +32

      I'm sure it's a science reference, but I don't get it. Can one of you smart people explain it?

    • @Rincevind007
      @Rincevind007 2 роки тому +197

      @@scottcallaghan1000 in quantum physics the fact of observing something can change the measured results. So the fact that they observed the finish on a quantum level changed the winner of the race.

    • @trout3685
      @trout3685 2 роки тому +22

      @@karansjet3823 people who spend enough time on UA-cam get it

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 роки тому +998

    "Tax dodge nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that!"

  • @Menjoood
    @Menjoood 2 роки тому +1144

    "I AM THE MAN WITH NO NAME, Zapp Brannigan at your service." is definitely in my top 5 best Futurama moments.

    • @pelhamtp1
      @pelhamtp1 2 роки тому +18

      Zapp has some great lines

    • @Matty18795
      @Matty18795 2 роки тому +27

      " sir it's an emergency"
      Zapp "come back when it's a catastrophe"

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb Рік тому +8

      ​@Matty18795 "I got your distress signal, and came as soon as I wanted to."

    • @starpiegacha9807
      @starpiegacha9807 Рік тому +4

      ​@haydenberends3905 Oh, I just wish I could see why...why I should care!

    • @sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513
      @sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513 Місяць тому +1

      "What are you, gay?!"

  • @zotharr
    @zotharr 2 роки тому +1151

    She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot - perfect description of love xD

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 роки тому +27

      How romantic.

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 5 місяців тому +4

      i loved that episode hahahahaaa

  • @jordanproudfoot2545
    @jordanproudfoot2545 2 роки тому +593

    "I'll ruin you like I ruined this company"
    I love Farnsworth

  • @Taijifufu
    @Taijifufu 2 роки тому +549

    0:37 The way the professor angrily exclaims his dementia like she should know always gets me.

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 4 місяці тому +11

      "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!"

    • @knightgaming.42
      @knightgaming.42 Місяць тому +7

      @@samalvey8168 “NOOOO!”

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 2 роки тому +518

    "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Will forever be my favorite Futurama joke.

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 2 роки тому +668

    I love that they have an electron microscope to measure the outcome, but a guy with a sign to announce it.

    • @bobdolesrevenge
      @bobdolesrevenge 2 роки тому +79

      I love that they have an electron microscope to measure the outcome, but they're just using it to look at a TV screen.

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly Рік тому +16

      ​@@bobdolesrevenge it always makes me laugh

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +78

    "I got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how _you_ like it!"
    Easily the most wholesome thing Bender ever said, and it's a threat!

  • @Hiiipower49
    @Hiiipower49 2 роки тому +298

    “Oh dear, she’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot”

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 2 роки тому +16

      Well that’s love for you

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 роки тому +226

    “Let’s take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.”
    “Everything~?”
    “Except that.”

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 роки тому +21

      pretty sure he wanted to play an arcade in his undies or something innocuos like that XD Fry isn't a complicated man

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 2 роки тому +14

      I didn't even know he was able to sound smooth !

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos 3 місяці тому +2

      Which episode was this from again?

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 2 роки тому +395

    “You sound like a broken mp3!” Is underrated to hell

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 роки тому +8

      "Ho, ho (BANG!) OW!"

    • @jayluck8047
      @jayluck8047 2 роки тому +2

      Chirp

    • @tornadomash00
      @tornadomash00 8 місяців тому +4

      @@samalvey8168 professor!! don't you remember what i told you!?

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 8 місяців тому +4

      @@tornadomash00 "NO!!!!!!" (ch-chk, BANG!)

    • @funkmasteryoda8323
      @funkmasteryoda8323 День тому

      Who's rating it? How do you know it's underrated?

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 роки тому +146

    "To hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes!"

  • @Ghunter43
    @Ghunter43 2 роки тому +1091

    2 eyed Leela is jarring

  • @ThumbsTup
    @ThumbsTup 2 роки тому +80

    "She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot"
    The BoJack Horseman and Princess Carolyn arc from BoJack Horseman in a nutshell

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +7

      Im so glad PC met Judah

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 2 роки тому +530

    Funny thing about Space Invaders: it didn't actually have any speedup function. The aliens were *all* supposed to *start* at the super speed the last ship has, but we ended up with the slow phalanx we have today because the game got really laggy with that many ships.

    • @Tommy15670
      @Tommy15670 2 роки тому +52

      Maybe the lag was considered in the design as the difficulty ladder

    • @AwesomeWookiee
      @AwesomeWookiee 2 роки тому +160

      @@Tommy15670 It was quite famously only kept in as a design choice after they saw the increasing difficulty as you succeeded made it more engaging to play.

    • @bosscom6910
      @bosscom6910 2 роки тому +34

      It's not a bug, it's a feature

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 2 роки тому +67

      That game literally invented the difficulty curve.
      No, I'm serious. I'm using the word "literally" correctly, not to emphasize a point.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco Рік тому +19

      @@LAZERAK47V2 That sounded like a joke in Futurama, hahaha.

  • @glenneric1
    @glenneric1 6 місяців тому +11

    "Fear not my Lord, for we shall be with you soon" "You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me"

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 2 роки тому +146

    2:33-2:52
    After all these years, this is still the scene that never fails to crack me up. I don't really know why but I can't help myself. Zoidberg somehow thinking it would be a good idea to keep singing Danny Boy is the cream of the crop.

  • @marcellowheeler88
    @marcellowheeler88 2 роки тому +141

    "Big brain winning again! I am the greetest!!"
    Never fails to make me laugh lmao

  • @non-binarycactuspuppy4524
    @non-binarycactuspuppy4524 Рік тому +62

    "I'm gonna remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
    "You're going to do his laundry?" *Slap*

  • @MrGemHunter
    @MrGemHunter 2 роки тому +52

    "No fair! you changed the outcome by measuring it!" gut busting

  • @greetings5640
    @greetings5640 9 місяців тому +6

    "We used our brains"
    "I warned you not to use those things!"

  • @christopheranton13
    @christopheranton13 2 роки тому +30

    “you take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that” 😂😂😂😂

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 роки тому +31

    “Baby needs a new pair of shoes!”
    “To hell with your spoiled baby, *I* need those shoes!”

  • @mkohlhorst
    @mkohlhorst 2 роки тому +180

    I forgot how good that episode where Bender becomes Santa is. The scene at the end in the court room had me laughing my ass off.

  • @morningblue84
    @morningblue84 2 роки тому +35

    0:44 is one of my favorite deliveries in the series.

  • @addemup8645
    @addemup8645 2 роки тому +32

    The "you sound like a broken MP3" line is pretty brilliant when you think about it.

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee 2 роки тому +85

    No fair. You changed the outcome by measuring it. I love when they get nerdy with the jokes.

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues Рік тому +19

    "A baby what?", as he's still stomping. Bender is so evil. 😂😂

  • @aaronmartin6108
    @aaronmartin6108 2 роки тому +26

    I have been waiting for "the big brain am winning again." I just love that episode!

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 3 місяці тому +3

    “The big brain am winning again, I am the greetest” came out of nowhere so quickly how did I forget about this

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 роки тому +15

    “THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! MUAHAHAHAHA!! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISIN!”

  • @PitBoss_90
    @PitBoss_90 2 роки тому +34

    “We couldn’t fight back with brawn so we used our brains!”
    “I WARNED YOU NOT TO USE THOSE THINGS!”

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 6 місяців тому +1

      One of my all time favorite Farnsworthisms

  • @kindredmisfit8690
    @kindredmisfit8690 2 роки тому +47

    I love knowing the bare minimal of quantum physics to laugh at the quantum finish

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits 2 роки тому +65

    Freaking love this show. Best adult cartoon by miles.

  • @bon-chan7197
    @bon-chan7197 2 роки тому +123

    Wait isn't package delivery what Amazon took over the world with? Fucking genius futurama

    • @justaway_of_the_samurai
      @justaway_of_the_samurai 2 роки тому +6

      It is a part of it, but Amazon has also developed AWS, that is Amazon Web Services, which provides cloud-based web architecture to countless clients on the internet all over the world.
      Amazon ultimately branches out into many things to stay profitable.

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 2 роки тому +13

      @@shadowspider9And absolutely minced Amazon in the process. Remember the tax rebate Episode? Dwayne gets 1c back from Hermes, and he says he’ll sink it into Amazon, upon which Hermes calls him a risk taker.

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 Рік тому +3

      Mom's Friendly Robot Co would technically be the Amazon of the show while Planet Express is UPS.

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 2 роки тому +17

    Mr. Wong calling Kip “Squishy” is always funny.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 9 місяців тому +1

      Because it is true?

    • @SanchoPanza-m8m
      @SanchoPanza-m8m 6 місяців тому +1

      Kif has no bones, but is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.

  • @adventurerben9006
    @adventurerben9006 6 місяців тому +3

    “You’re with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!”

  • @xjdfghashzkj
    @xjdfghashzkj 2 роки тому +73

    I love confidently declaring "good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!" whenever I commit some kind of minor blunder in front of people

  • @rabbid-runner8626
    @rabbid-runner8626 2 роки тому +12

    The daddy bender episode is so fucking good, I’m crying with laughter everytime the kids come on screen

  • @zipperdan3969
    @zipperdan3969 2 роки тому +9

    “To hell with your baby, I need those new shoes”😂😂😂😂

  • @alm5992
    @alm5992 Рік тому +3

    Fry waiting all that time to get to touch Leela and then chickens out "Oh, now I'm too nervous." XDD

  • @4twstdmdl
    @4twstdmdl 2 роки тому +6

    putting that santa callback at the end was perfect. thank you!

  • @DavisonIncorp
    @DavisonIncorp 2 роки тому +20

    Zoidberg getting glassed by bender singing danny boy has made me burst out laughing since I was a kid

  • @JBeezyForever
    @JBeezyForever 7 місяців тому +3

    “Professor!? Don’t you remember what I told you?!?”
    “NOOOOO!”

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather 4 місяці тому

    I don't think there has ever been a more perfect compilation of clips to encapsulate the humor of this show

  • @evydaemon
    @evydaemon 2 роки тому +1

    You change the outcome by measuring it!! At a horserace… Gold. Just gold.

  • @APG19912009
    @APG19912009 2 роки тому +9

    6:02 😂
    “SWEET GUINEA-PIG OF WINNIPEG!”

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 роки тому +21

    I love that Amy's the one to slap Farnsworth for saying "You're going to do his laundry?"

  • @diegovalenzuela6487
    @diegovalenzuela6487 8 місяців тому +1

    "I am the greetest! Now I'm gonna leave Earth for no raisin!" might be my all time favorite Futurama joke.

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 роки тому +14

    "I am the man with no name; Zapp Brannigan at your service."
    I choked on my popcorn dammit lmao

  • @KatVWine
    @KatVWine 2 роки тому +51

    "sir your wife is hysterical so I'll address this to you. this oven is lightening fast. It only takes 5 hours to cook a roast"
    "Oooo that's good news! You know you never really cook enough roast leela."
    🔥 👔 "Ooh. Women 😤"

  • @dealwithit9772
    @dealwithit9772 Рік тому +4

    "Good news everyone, I'm a horses butt."
    "I am? That's not good news at all."

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 2 роки тому +10

    "Don't cut that, I need that to speak!'
    *Exchanges looks*
    *Saws faster*

  • @ChipJohnson
    @ChipJohnson 2 роки тому +29

    "Not Santa!"
    "There he is again!" *shotgun blast to the back*
    Literally laughed out loud.

  • @jamchiroptera4258
    @jamchiroptera4258 2 роки тому +11

    I would like to thank whoever brought back the shotgun joke for round 2

  • @andrewzucker81
    @andrewzucker81 3 місяці тому +1

    I love when Bender gets sent back from meeting God and Leela says "this is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened" 😂

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula 2 роки тому +5

    5:41 Man. This is some top tier commentary on resurrections.

  • @tomskalliss5307
    @tomskalliss5307 2 роки тому +4

    Failed an exam
    My teacher: "Don't you remember what I told you?"
    Me: "Nooo!"

  • @hackabilly4787
    @hackabilly4787 2 роки тому +7

    0:11 makes me giggle

  • @johnbella2422
    @johnbella2422 2 роки тому +8

    4:12
    I love that The Prof is as dumb as Fry sometimes

  • @madisonmarsh7543
    @madisonmarsh7543 2 роки тому +5

    Robot priest: dear lord
    Bender: oh next
    Zoidberg: 🎵 oh Donny boy 🎵*gets martini glass thrown at the back of his head* 2:45

  • @Nonetheless85
    @Nonetheless85 Рік тому +3

    0:30 I love this episode. Always brings a smile to my face 😂

  • @coreylineberry8557
    @coreylineberry8557 Рік тому +3

    4:32
    The funniest part of all this is that in the 982 years between now and the time this episode takes place in, the Mets were good enough to retire every number from 0 to 99. The METS.

  • @ashessakura7518
    @ashessakura7518 3 місяці тому +2

    “If I thought I’d have to go through a whole ‘nother life I’d kill myself right now” This line has lived rent free in my head from the first time I heard it as a kid 😂

  • @fimmywa
    @fimmywa 2 роки тому +8

    PROFESSOR, DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?
    NOOOOoooo.. !

  • @EnduringFoliage
    @EnduringFoliage Рік тому +3

    "It takes only five hours to cook a roast"
    "Oh that's good news!"
    Always gets me

  • @edubblesspirit
    @edubblesspirit 2 роки тому +5

    1:26 is one of my favorite jokes out there.

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 4 місяці тому +1

    "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin"!

  • @l9m241
    @l9m241 3 місяці тому +1

    That Guy: "This isn't a business plan... it's an escape plan!"
    Farnsworth: "So long suuckers!" *runs off*

  • @24KLuxury
    @24KLuxury 2 роки тому +8

    “Now I’m leaving Earth for no raisin” 🧠

  • @IRONHIDE434
    @IRONHIDE434 2 місяці тому

    I've never realized that the Professor has a REGULAR SHOTGUN to shoot Bender instead of a "modern" laser weapon. It's just so funny that I never even noticed

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 6 місяців тому +1

    Leela: “I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.”
    Professor: “You’re going to do his laundry?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @mertcaki
    @mertcaki 2 роки тому +6

    The last clip man 💀💀💀

  • @jaylee9552
    @jaylee9552 2 роки тому +2

    1:28 is legit my favourite futurama joke

  • @cathallynch1
    @cathallynch1 2 роки тому +1

    "You sound like a broken MP3" amazing!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +2

    0:42 Honestly expected the professor to say yes, he just wanted to shoot Bender.

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 2 роки тому +11

    How did the professor get a shotgun into a courtroom!? They wouldn't even let me take my keys!

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 роки тому

      Also, who thought it was a good idea to let a senile, amoral crackpot have a shotgun?

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 4 місяці тому

    "Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!" is my new favourite Hermesism.

  • @rubinkhadka6280
    @rubinkhadka6280 9 місяців тому +1

    7:00 came out of nowhere, killed me

  • @VictorEsquivel-w5v
    @VictorEsquivel-w5v 2 місяці тому

    Zoidberg.Hey don't cut that I need that to speak .They cutting even faster 😂lol

  • @Mokou-x9v
    @Mokou-x9v Рік тому +1

    do my laundry? I do not want to lose any of my socks.

  • @tiki_trash
    @tiki_trash 2 роки тому +3

    "Sweet guineapig of Winnipeg!"

  • @victoresquivel1735
    @victoresquivel1735 2 роки тому +3

    Professor :don't really cook enough roast Leela WOMAN lol 🤣 that part pretty freaking funny

    • @victoresquivel1735
      @victoresquivel1735 2 роки тому +1

      I like how the professor dress like the Mask.. The professor looks smoking in that suit .

    • @SanchoPanza-m8m
      @SanchoPanza-m8m 6 місяців тому

      @@victoresquivel1735 A pimp named Farnsworth.

  • @bigboyepic8598
    @bigboyepic8598 2 роки тому +6

    0:38 Doc got the shotty out in 5 frames. His ranged attack needs a nerf. Fix this Nintendo!

  • @aspiringxfires
    @aspiringxfires 2 роки тому +3

    "to hell with your spoiled baby!" 😭

  • @monsterhunter310
    @monsterhunter310 2 роки тому +8

    i forgot about the part where bender is accidentally a good dad lol. (excluding the stealing part)

  • @FrodoStickit
    @FrodoStickit 2 роки тому +13

    6:00 women ☕️

  • @skinnydude9118
    @skinnydude9118 Рік тому

    "Hey don't cut that, I need that to speak!"
    Doctor: proceeds to saw faster

  • @deanmoriarty6015
    @deanmoriarty6015 2 роки тому +20

    2:08 elon musk when one of his employees disagrees with him on twitter

  • @foxgamez4614
    @foxgamez4614 4 місяці тому

    “Baby needs a new pair of shoes”
    “TO HELL WITH YOUR SPOILED BABY, I NEED THOSE SHOES” easily top 10 funniest jokes

  • @christophermoore6110
    @christophermoore6110 Місяць тому

    I like how he said a broken mp3, but I find it hard to believe that that would replace a broken record just because it’s the future

  • @eliottdeletraz97
    @eliottdeletraz97 Рік тому

    0:25
    "In an alternate universe"
    Lela : Dude. No. It's a baby.
    Me : what do you think I am killing it for ?
    4:20 this look and the way he's asking is enough to give us a clue about what he think.

  • @Lauren007E
    @Lauren007E 2 роки тому +4

    Aw that's kinda sad and cute, Yanse used to help Fry win at video games...
    Guess he wasn't so jealous he refused to help his little brother beat the game.

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 2 роки тому +8

    7:02 🤣🤣

  • @markdevonport3274
    @markdevonport3274 8 місяців тому

    "Good news everyone. I'm a horse's butt!"
    "I am? That's not good news at all"
    Peak comedy.

  • @gjb79ful
    @gjb79ful 2 роки тому

    Lela: Do you know what might be a hoot?
    Professor: no! Why would I know that?
    😆

  • @tyelerhiggins300
    @tyelerhiggins300 2 роки тому +3

    All the whole numbers have been retired. I love that.

  • @karenfan010
    @karenfan010 2 роки тому +14

    leela: bender stop it’s a baby!
    bender: a baby what?
    leela kicks bender in the face
    I think we can all agree that bender deserved that

  • @balok63a40
    @balok63a40 3 місяці тому

    Love the Hitchhiker's Guide reference