Season 03 of Futurama was Genius (Part 4)

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  • @cammydms1963
    @cammydms1963 2 роки тому +2449

    "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Has got to be one of the best jokes on the entire show

    • @crystalsheep1434
      @crystalsheep1434 2 роки тому +8

      Yep

    • @karansjet3823
      @karansjet3823 2 роки тому +64

      i'm afraid it will go over 99% peoples heads tho..

    • @scottcallaghan1000
      @scottcallaghan1000 2 роки тому +28

      I'm sure it's a science reference, but I don't get it. Can one of you smart people explain it?

    • @Rincevind007
      @Rincevind007 2 роки тому +177

      @@scottcallaghan1000 in quantum physics the fact of observing something can change the measured results. So the fact that they observed the finish on a quantum level changed the winner of the race.

    • @trout3685
      @trout3685 2 роки тому +20

      @@karansjet3823 people who spend enough time on UA-cam get it

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 роки тому +864

    "Tax dodge nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that!"

  • @Menjoood
    @Menjoood 2 роки тому +1040

    "I AM THE MAN WITH NO NAME, Zapp Brannigan at your service." is definitely in my top 5 best Futurama moments.

    • @pelhamtp1
      @pelhamtp1 2 роки тому +15

      Zapp has some great lines

    • @Matty18795
      @Matty18795 Рік тому +23

      " sir it's an emergency"
      Zapp "come back when it's a catastrophe"

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb Рік тому +6

      ​@Matty18795 "I got your distress signal, and came as soon as I wanted to."

    • @starpiegacha9807
      @starpiegacha9807 Рік тому +2

      ​@haydenberends3905 Oh, I just wish I could see why...why I should care!

  • @jordanproudfoot2545
    @jordanproudfoot2545 2 роки тому +521

    "I'll ruin you like I ruined this company"
    I love Farnsworth

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 2 роки тому +483

    "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Will forever be my favorite Futurama joke.

  • @zotharr
    @zotharr 2 роки тому +1040

    She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot - perfect description of love xD

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 роки тому +24

      How romantic.

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 2 місяці тому +1

      i loved that episode hahahahaaa

  • @Taijifufu
    @Taijifufu 2 роки тому +462

    0:37 The way the professor angrily exclaims his dementia like she should know always gets me.

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 місяці тому +2

      "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!"

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 2 роки тому +616

    I love that they have an electron microscope to measure the outcome, but a guy with a sign to announce it.

    • @bobdolesrevenge
      @bobdolesrevenge 2 роки тому +76

      I love that they have an electron microscope to measure the outcome, but they're just using it to look at a TV screen.

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly Рік тому +13

      ​@@bobdolesrevenge it always makes me laugh

  • @Hiiipower49
    @Hiiipower49 2 роки тому +259

    “Oh dear, she’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot”

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 2 роки тому +12

      Well that’s love for you

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 роки тому +195

    “Let’s take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.”
    “Everything~?”
    “Except that.”

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 роки тому +19

      pretty sure he wanted to play an arcade in his undies or something innocuos like that XD Fry isn't a complicated man

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 2 роки тому +11

      I didn't even know he was able to sound smooth !

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos Місяць тому

      Which episode was this from again?

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 2 роки тому +361

    “You sound like a broken mp3!” Is underrated to hell

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 роки тому +7

      "Ho, ho (BANG!) OW!"

    • @jayluck8047
      @jayluck8047 Рік тому +1

      Chirp

    • @tornadomash00
      @tornadomash00 5 місяців тому +3

      @@samalvey8168 professor!! don't you remember what i told you!?

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 5 місяців тому +3

      @@tornadomash00 "NO!!!!!!" (ch-chk, BANG!)

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +58

    "I got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how _you_ like it!"
    Easily the most wholesome thing Bender ever said, and it's a threat!

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 роки тому +125

    "To hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes!"

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 2 роки тому +503

    Funny thing about Space Invaders: it didn't actually have any speedup function. The aliens were *all* supposed to *start* at the super speed the last ship has, but we ended up with the slow phalanx we have today because the game got really laggy with that many ships.

    • @Tommy15670
      @Tommy15670 2 роки тому +49

      Maybe the lag was considered in the design as the difficulty ladder

    • @AwesomeWookiee
      @AwesomeWookiee 2 роки тому +149

      @@Tommy15670 It was quite famously only kept in as a design choice after they saw the increasing difficulty as you succeeded made it more engaging to play.

    • @bosscom6910
      @bosscom6910 Рік тому +33

      It's not a bug, it's a feature

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 Рік тому +61

      That game literally invented the difficulty curve.
      No, I'm serious. I'm using the word "literally" correctly, not to emphasize a point.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco Рік тому +17

      @@LAZERAK47V2 That sounded like a joke in Futurama, hahaha.

  • @marcellowheeler88
    @marcellowheeler88 2 роки тому +133

    "Big brain winning again! I am the greetest!!"
    Never fails to make me laugh lmao

  • @ThumbsTup
    @ThumbsTup Рік тому +66

    "She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot"
    The BoJack Horseman and Princess Carolyn arc from BoJack Horseman in a nutshell

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +5

      Im so glad PC met Judah

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 2 роки тому +138

    2:33-2:52
    After all these years, this is still the scene that never fails to crack me up. I don't really know why but I can't help myself. Zoidberg somehow thinking it would be a good idea to keep singing Danny Boy is the cream of the crop.

  • @non-binarycactuspuppy4524
    @non-binarycactuspuppy4524 Рік тому +54

    "I'm gonna remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
    "You're going to do his laundry?" *Slap*

  • @glenneric1
    @glenneric1 3 місяці тому +6

    "Fear not my Lord, for we shall be with you soon" "You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me"

  • @christopheranton13
    @christopheranton13 Рік тому +26

    “you take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that” 😂😂😂😂

  • @mkohlhorst
    @mkohlhorst 2 роки тому +173

    I forgot how good that episode where Bender becomes Santa is. The scene at the end in the court room had me laughing my ass off.

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee 2 роки тому +81

    No fair. You changed the outcome by measuring it. I love when they get nerdy with the jokes.

  • @Ghunter43
    @Ghunter43 2 роки тому +960

    2 eyed Leela is jarring

  • @MrGemHunter
    @MrGemHunter 2 роки тому +51

    "No fair! you changed the outcome by measuring it!" gut busting

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 роки тому +25

    “Baby needs a new pair of shoes!”
    “To hell with your spoiled baby, *I* need those shoes!”

  • @addemup8645
    @addemup8645 2 роки тому +30

    The "you sound like a broken MP3" line is pretty brilliant when you think about it.

  • @PitBoss_90
    @PitBoss_90 Рік тому +29

    “We couldn’t fight back with brawn so we used our brains!”
    “I WARNED YOU NOT TO USE THOSE THINGS!”

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 4 місяці тому

      One of my all time favorite Farnsworthisms

  • @morningblue84
    @morningblue84 2 роки тому +30

    0:44 is one of my favorite deliveries in the series.

  • @aaronmartin6108
    @aaronmartin6108 2 роки тому +25

    I have been waiting for "the big brain am winning again." I just love that episode!

  • @bon-chan7197
    @bon-chan7197 2 роки тому +115

    Wait isn't package delivery what Amazon took over the world with? Fucking genius futurama

    • @justaway_of_the_samurai
      @justaway_of_the_samurai 2 роки тому +5

      It is a part of it, but Amazon has also developed AWS, that is Amazon Web Services, which provides cloud-based web architecture to countless clients on the internet all over the world.
      Amazon ultimately branches out into many things to stay profitable.

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP Рік тому +11

      @@shadowspider9And absolutely minced Amazon in the process. Remember the tax rebate Episode? Dwayne gets 1c back from Hermes, and he says he’ll sink it into Amazon, upon which Hermes calls him a risk taker.

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 Рік тому +1

      Mom's Friendly Robot Co would technically be the Amazon of the show while Planet Express is UPS.

  • @DavisonIncorp
    @DavisonIncorp Рік тому +19

    Zoidberg getting glassed by bender singing danny boy has made me burst out laughing since I was a kid

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits 2 роки тому +63

    Freaking love this show. Best adult cartoon by miles.

  • @kindredmisfit8690
    @kindredmisfit8690 2 роки тому +45

    I love knowing the bare minimal of quantum physics to laugh at the quantum finish

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 15 днів тому +2

    “The big brain am winning again, I am the greetest” came out of nowhere so quickly how did I forget about this

  • @andrewzucker81
    @andrewzucker81 Місяць тому +1

    I love when Bender gets sent back from meeting God and Leela says "this is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened" 😂

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues Рік тому +11

    "A baby what?", as he's still stomping. Bender is so evil. 😂😂

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 роки тому +12

    “THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! MUAHAHAHAHA!! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISIN!”

  • @adventurerben9006
    @adventurerben9006 3 місяці тому +2

    “You’re with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!”

  • @xjdfghashzkj
    @xjdfghashzkj 2 роки тому +68

    I love confidently declaring "good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!" whenever I commit some kind of minor blunder in front of people

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 Рік тому +15

    Mr. Wong calling Kip “Squishy” is always funny.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 7 місяців тому

      Because it is true?

    • @SanchoPanza-m8m
      @SanchoPanza-m8m 4 місяці тому

      Kif has no bones, but is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.

  • @rabbid-runner8626
    @rabbid-runner8626 2 роки тому +11

    The daddy bender episode is so fucking good, I’m crying with laughter everytime the kids come on screen

  • @KatVWine
    @KatVWine 2 роки тому +50

    "sir your wife is hysterical so I'll address this to you. this oven is lightening fast. It only takes 5 hours to cook a roast"
    "Oooo that's good news! You know you never really cook enough roast leela."
    🔥 👔 "Ooh. Women 😤"

  • @zipperdan3969
    @zipperdan3969 Рік тому +7

    “To hell with your baby, I need those new shoes”😂😂😂😂

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 роки тому +14

    "I am the man with no name; Zapp Brannigan at your service."
    I choked on my popcorn dammit lmao

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +19

    I love that Amy's the one to slap Farnsworth for saying "You're going to do his laundry?"

  • @alm5992
    @alm5992 Рік тому +3

    Fry waiting all that time to get to touch Leela and then chickens out "Oh, now I'm too nervous." XDD

  • @APG19912009
    @APG19912009 2 роки тому +8

    6:02 😂
    “SWEET GUINEA-PIG OF WINNIPEG!”

  • @4twstdmdl
    @4twstdmdl 2 роки тому +5

    putting that santa callback at the end was perfect. thank you!

  • @diegovalenzuela6487
    @diegovalenzuela6487 5 місяців тому +1

    "I am the greetest! Now I'm gonna leave Earth for no raisin!" might be my all time favorite Futurama joke.

  • @jamchiroptera4258
    @jamchiroptera4258 2 роки тому +11

    I would like to thank whoever brought back the shotgun joke for round 2

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 Рік тому +7

    "Don't cut that, I need that to speak!'
    *Exchanges looks*
    *Saws faster*

  • @l9m241
    @l9m241 Місяць тому +1

    That Guy: "This isn't a business plan... it's an escape plan!"
    Farnsworth: "So long suuckers!" *runs off*

  • @greetings5640
    @greetings5640 6 місяців тому +3

    "We used our brains"
    "I warned you not to use those things!"

  • @JBeezyForever
    @JBeezyForever 4 місяці тому +2

    “Professor!? Don’t you remember what I told you?!?”
    “NOOOOO!”

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula Рік тому +5

    5:41 Man. This is some top tier commentary on resurrections.

  • @ChipJohnson
    @ChipJohnson 2 роки тому +27

    "Not Santa!"
    "There he is again!" *shotgun blast to the back*
    Literally laughed out loud.

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather Місяць тому

    I don't think there has ever been a more perfect compilation of clips to encapsulate the humor of this show

  • @dealwithit9772
    @dealwithit9772 Рік тому +3

    "Good news everyone, I'm a horses butt."
    "I am? That's not good news at all."

  • @evydaemon
    @evydaemon Рік тому +1

    You change the outcome by measuring it!! At a horserace… Gold. Just gold.

  • @tomskalliss5307
    @tomskalliss5307 2 роки тому +4

    Failed an exam
    My teacher: "Don't you remember what I told you?"
    Me: "Nooo!"

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 2 роки тому +11

    How did the professor get a shotgun into a courtroom!? They wouldn't even let me take my keys!

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 роки тому

      Also, who thought it was a good idea to let a senile, amoral crackpot have a shotgun?

  • @24KLuxury
    @24KLuxury 2 роки тому +8

    “Now I’m leaving Earth for no raisin” 🧠

  • @madisonmarsh7543
    @madisonmarsh7543 Рік тому +5

    Robot priest: dear lord
    Bender: oh next
    Zoidberg: 🎵 oh Donny boy 🎵*gets martini glass thrown at the back of his head* 2:45

  • @fimmywa
    @fimmywa 2 роки тому +7

    PROFESSOR, DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?
    NOOOOoooo.. !

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 Місяць тому +1

    "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin"!

  • @johnbella2422
    @johnbella2422 Рік тому +6

    4:12
    I love that The Prof is as dumb as Fry sometimes

  • @Nonetheless85
    @Nonetheless85 Рік тому +3

    0:30 I love this episode. Always brings a smile to my face 😂

  • @mertcaki
    @mertcaki 2 роки тому +6

    The last clip man 💀💀💀

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 3 місяці тому +1

    Leela: “I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.”
    Professor: “You’re going to do his laundry?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @edubblesspirit
    @edubblesspirit 2 роки тому +4

    1:26 is one of my favorite jokes out there.

  • @EnduringFoliage
    @EnduringFoliage 11 місяців тому +3

    "It takes only five hours to cook a roast"
    "Oh that's good news!"
    Always gets me

  • @deanmoriarty6015
    @deanmoriarty6015 Рік тому +17

    2:08 elon musk when one of his employees disagrees with him on twitter

  • @coreylineberry8557
    @coreylineberry8557 Рік тому +2

    4:32
    The funniest part of all this is that in the 982 years between now and the time this episode takes place in, the Mets were good enough to retire every number from 0 to 99. The METS.

  • @karenfan010
    @karenfan010 2 роки тому +14

    leela: bender stop it’s a baby!
    bender: a baby what?
    leela kicks bender in the face
    I think we can all agree that bender deserved that

  • @FrodoStickit
    @FrodoStickit 2 роки тому +12

    6:00 women ☕️

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley Місяць тому

    "Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!" is my new favourite Hermesism.

  • @victoresquivel1735
    @victoresquivel1735 2 роки тому +3

    Professor :don't really cook enough roast Leela WOMAN lol 🤣 that part pretty freaking funny

    • @victoresquivel1735
      @victoresquivel1735 2 роки тому +1

      I like how the professor dress like the Mask.. The professor looks smoking in that suit .

    • @SanchoPanza-m8m
      @SanchoPanza-m8m 4 місяці тому

      @@victoresquivel1735 A pimp named Farnsworth.

  • @jaylee9552
    @jaylee9552 Рік тому +2

    1:28 is legit my favourite futurama joke

  • @tiki_trash
    @tiki_trash 2 роки тому +3

    "Sweet guineapig of Winnipeg!"

  • @Mokoub
    @Mokoub Рік тому +1

    do my laundry? I do not want to lose any of my socks.

  • @monsterhunter310
    @monsterhunter310 2 роки тому +8

    i forgot about the part where bender is accidentally a good dad lol. (excluding the stealing part)

  • @Lauren007E
    @Lauren007E 2 роки тому +3

    Aw that's kinda sad and cute, Yanse used to help Fry win at video games...
    Guess he wasn't so jealous he refused to help his little brother beat the game.

  • @cathallynch8269
    @cathallynch8269 2 роки тому +1

    "You sound like a broken MP3" amazing!

  • @balok63a40
    @balok63a40 23 дні тому

    Love the Hitchhiker's Guide reference

  • @aspiringxfires
    @aspiringxfires 2 роки тому +3

    "to hell with your spoiled baby!" 😭

  • @bigboyepic8598
    @bigboyepic8598 2 роки тому +6

    0:38 Doc got the shotty out in 5 frames. His ranged attack needs a nerf. Fix this Nintendo!

  • @foxgamez4614
    @foxgamez4614 Місяць тому

    “Baby needs a new pair of shoes”
    “TO HELL WITH YOUR SPOILED BABY, I NEED THOSE SHOES” easily top 10 funniest jokes

  • @tyelerhiggins300
    @tyelerhiggins300 2 роки тому +3

    All the whole numbers have been retired. I love that.

  • @ashessakura7518
    @ashessakura7518 12 днів тому

    “If I thought I’d have to go through a whole ‘nother life I’d kill myself right now” This line has lived rent free in my head from the first time I heard it as a kid 😂

  • @HuckleburyFlynn
    @HuckleburyFlynn Рік тому +3

    LOUDER AND SADDER!

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo Місяць тому

    I love this show so much

  • @SNzero0
    @SNzero0 Рік тому +1

    "Oh, Danny booooooiiii"

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +2

    0:42 Honestly expected the professor to say yes, he just wanted to shoot Bender.

  • @totogashloog2162
    @totogashloog2162 2 роки тому +1

    "You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 2 роки тому +7

    7:02 🤣🤣

  • @gjb79ful
    @gjb79ful 2 роки тому

    Lela: Do you know what might be a hoot?
    Professor: no! Why would I know that?
    😆

  • @Pikashockdragon
    @Pikashockdragon 2 роки тому +5

    1:26
    The professors opinion on this year's Kentucky Derby.

  • @brandonmaddox4862
    @brandonmaddox4862 Рік тому +1

    The big brain am winning again
    I am the greetest !!
    That makes me laugh every time

  • @GathKingLeppbertI
    @GathKingLeppbertI 5 місяців тому +1

    You're going to do his laundry?
    😂😂😂😂

  • @rubinkhadka6280
    @rubinkhadka6280 7 місяців тому +1

    7:00 came out of nowhere, killed me