@@marleneblanco2529imagine correcting someone who was already correct Edit: I apologise if you were actually trying to crack a joke. I accidentally made everyone wage war against you 🙏
In Ukraine we have well, paper, scissors. Ultimately if you use the well it beats the scissors because they fall into them and same with paper which always more made sense to me than a rock
Basically, the hat increases the rock’s aura so it finds a beautiful lady and takes her out to dinner. They start going out and after a few months they marry and have some kids. Rock gets a good family car and job to support his family.. until, one day, Paper comes off his head and goes to his wife. Because the hat has more aura than Rock, the wife cheats on rock with Paper. Paper has lived with Rock for 10 years. Paper knows his routine. So he picks the perfect time when Rock would come home early, only to see Paper railing his wife. Rock gets divorced but because Paper was studying Law on the side, he helps Rock’s now ex wife to get all the kids and the house. Rock is on the streets. He lost the kids. He has nothing. One day, he goes to the top of a skyscraper and jumps off, cracking on the side walk, because he can’t handle it anymore. And *that* is why Paper beats Rock.
In Malaysia we call it "O Som" or "O Jus" and instead of paper and scissors, it's water and bird, so rock kills bird, bird drinks water, water submerges rock, which makes a bit more sense i think hahah
Man I think this is a good answer, "Rock paper scissors is a game to connect to other people and doesn't need logic and doesn't have a lot of rules your able to change it to anything you want and it also shows that you have the freedom change anything even yourself." - ME
Maybe it’s like that cuz the scissors are evil and rock and paper are friends so paper doesn’t understand that scissors can’t hurt a rock so it eats the rock to protect it but paper dies and rock gets angry and kills scissors to avenge paper
I still remember my childhood youth center back in 2006. In the basement room, there was a large sign of a Super Advanced rock paper scissors game where it had +20 choices that you had to memorize.. and BOY DID WE! Those games were absolutely off the charts when me and the boys got together there.
In my country, the older generation used different version of rock paper scissors. They used pinky, index, and thumb. Pinky lose to index, index lose to thumb, and thumb lose to pinky. The analogy for this finger is, pinky is an ant or rat, index is a human, and thumb is elephant. But I prefer to think pinky is low level people/commoners, index is governor staff/mediocre people, and thumb is the high people (idk what the word). So as long a pinky can defeat the thumb, the system is working correctly as it was meant to be.
"This is a positive relation", I like that quote. The meme layout is also really good. Like health core or hope core. Just read the #'s makes sence that it is like hope core.
Imagine the rock as someone with a really hard shell, supressing all their emotions inside, being very hard and cold to themselves. Then paper comes along and gives them a hug. Rock won't be able to handle its emotions and break.
grew up with rock, water and bird. rock beats bird, bird drinks water, water sinks rock. later on learned about rock paper scissors and pondered the logic as well
Rock and paper: friendship
Paper with scissors: murder
Scissors with rock: revenge
wait why'd that kinda cook
*revange(for any people that are gonna reply, THIS WAS A FUCKING REFERENCE TO THE ORIGINAL SHITTY MEME.)
@@marleneblanco2529imagine correcting someone who was already correct
Edit: I apologise if you were actually trying to crack a joke. I accidentally made everyone wage war against you 🙏
I feel like i just watched a whole movie
it all makes sense now
“You are now origami swan or something…”
Bro’s a Poet. 🗿
origami is folding a square uncut paper 🤓
Yeah, as an origami fan, I'm offended. @zzrroott6459
paper is just a chill guy.
Bruh I was thinking the exact same thing, like paper is just a chill guy🤷🏽♂️🙂
In Ukraine we have well, paper, scissors. Ultimately if you use the well it beats the scissors because they fall into them and same with paper which always more made sense to me than a rock
@@thedreflacko wdym "same with paper"? So, everything falls into a well and that's it?
@@occamschainsaw3450 lmao I'm wrong I forgot it myself haha. Paper covers the well I meant to say
Real😊
“Rock now does not have sunburns” fucking killed me
The paper is the true winner because paper has a pure heart. He is born into a cruel, hostile world and chooses peace instead of fear and greed.
J Cole during the kendrick vs drake situation
Bruv what are these comments.. "mhm paper is Buddhist monk he pacifist"
@@thegoddamnsun5657 you are still too young to understand 😔
Paper Is evil, It cuts your sight until It decomposes
@@somber985 no buddy... peace is for the weak
Basically, the hat increases the rock’s aura so it finds a beautiful lady and takes her out to dinner. They start going out and after a few months they marry and have some kids. Rock gets a good family car and job to support his family.. until, one day, Paper comes off his head and goes to his wife. Because the hat has more aura than Rock, the wife cheats on rock with Paper. Paper has lived with Rock for 10 years. Paper knows his routine. So he picks the perfect time when Rock would come home early, only to see Paper railing his wife. Rock gets divorced but because Paper was studying Law on the side, he helps Rock’s now ex wife to get all the kids and the house. Rock is on the streets. He lost the kids. He has nothing. One day, he goes to the top of a skyscraper and jumps off, cracking on the side walk, because he can’t handle it anymore. And *that* is why Paper beats Rock.
wtf
Real
Thats one crazy story💀
Count me as a witness, believe it yall
The lore really be hitting my guy 😢
This is why you play the much more comprehensive and logical : rock paper scissors spock lizard
Exactly!haha
big bang theory?
Love the reference
Is that a bbt reference?
young sheldon reference
Truly a philosopher beyond our time 😭
Paper is now origami swan or somesin
“Rock now does not have sunburns” -quote of the year🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Edit: damn, 2k likes! Thanks y’all!
🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
like I was about to say rock now dose not have sunburns? like what?
damn paper has no enemies
lmao why was this so funnny help im dying
Fr@@lilac_moon-d2s
"rock is crush you good" very wise words indeed
song name is dramamine
Bless ya
🫃🏼🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I‘m so glad that Flawed Mangoes is finally getting the attention he deserves…
Thx gng
i think i love you
The German accent make it so much funnier
Sissa
At least he did not mention how the paper suffocates the rock
That's called URSS.
@@minorityHunterZoro. Isnt that russia or smth?
fr if u just squeeze the rock with paper it's 100% gonna get suffocated
@Deluxඞ what if rock is sharp? Paper will be impaled
@@Tropics09-o6d what if paper was thicc and layered, rock wouldnt be able to get thru the layers
This is one of the rare times a short gets me laughing
He really got a point
Look up early flula videos changed my life in profound ways that shaped my life
In Malaysia we call it "O Som" or "O Jus" and instead of paper and scissors, it's water and bird, so rock kills bird, bird drinks water, water submerges rock, which makes a bit more sense i think hahah
This is the first short I've seen in a while where I actually laughed. ty
What's rarer still is he's German and he's mildly funny, I wasn't sure that was possible
@@chucknutly3290 ein Eis mit Kamel bitte
@AduHati Bless you
@@chucknutly3290 thx broski mein DIGGERRRR
And something nobody talks about is the editing is actually really good for a short. It's not brainrot editing
I remember this dude talking about 2 homeless people doing questioning stuff
I remember him from the suicide squad movie.
@@Director_Oompaloompa damn milk
it’s cause paper suffocates the rock and it cannot breathe
edit- thx for the likes 🤑🤑🤑
lmfao
Exactly what I was thinking lol
if we're being realistic, then no, objects don't need to breath, and I better not get r/wooshed
@ r/woooooooooosh
Its so stupid but funny 😂😂
the way he's turned this into a motivational is gold lmfao
Did you know this guy was the actor for Randy in The Rookie and he is a comedian on Instagram.
I recognized that voice man😂
It's Flula Borg
Omg I knew he sounded familiar 😂
Skip tracer Randy
@@KnoxButler-v3o Yep that's his name. By the way Netflix is removing the Rookie on December 31st.
from what I heard from my friends when I was a kid was that the paper wraps around the rock and suffocating it to death
Exactly. The rock smashes through the paper, and then it gets sunburnt.
10/10 edit. Never watched a short more times in my life. The vibe goes
That's why i choose paper everytime so i can hold someone's hand for a bit seconds 😔
Chill guy understands it now 😢 beautiful
Rock is now just a chill guy
Yeah, but the tree crushes the rock and papers made out of trees so paper wins
the paper won the friendship game
the scissors is the enemy
When they asked you why you always win, but you made of paper so your really just a chill guy
Ong I love this guy he's a actor in so many shows and bro is so funny
Not all enemies have to be defeated in battle some can be converted to friends paper always seemed like it was giving rock a hug.
Man I think this is a good answer, "Rock paper scissors is a game to connect to other people and doesn't need logic and doesn't have a lot of rules your able to change it to anything you want and it also shows that you have the freedom change anything even yourself." - ME
Nah
I'd win
“Rock is smash you good” changed my life
Paper suffocates the rock killing it bro.
Rock is a non living thing.
Bro just said his raw opinion in the most chill way possible
Why is they drop the craziest edit for this German guy
German engineering, my guy.
paper defeats rock with the power of friendship
“you’re hard on the outside but soft on the inside, you can change!” ahh 🙏😭
*The back story*
Paper and Rock are friends, Scissors cut paper, Rock got angry revenged and crushed Scissors.
It's that rock can't hurt paper
The music/song name is Dramamine.
Thank you 💗
I love you pookie bear.
the motivation type edit on this video makes it even more hilarious for some reason
Guys the song is
Flawed Mangoes - Dramamine
the part this short use is at 0:50 of the song
love you thanks
Legends will never be forgotten...
thank you very much man, i have been looking for this for like 2 years
@@papoy706 np
THANK YOU
That logic is so true it's funny lol
Aint no way we got rock paper scissor edits before gta 6😭
lmfao im geekin
The most German reaction to being asked to play rock paper scissors
It should be rock screwdriver pliers, rock can still break pliers and screwdriver can break rock, and the pliers can cut the screwdriver
Not where I was expecting this to go but it was hilarious 😂
In the US we have a different version: Rock, paper, scissors, gun.
wait till he realises that its actually universal
This explanation with the peaceful music and imagery is just pure art. chefs kiss
Holy shit someone made an edit of the second best video on the internet
whats the first best
@@Darchitexx the suck my d vid by the same guy
@Darchitexx german guy confused by American insult
@@vakikimini7139 haug haug
@@Darchitexx opagagnum style
Crush- "Hi."
My brain- "think of something interesting to say."
Me-
Paper covers a rock, making it suffocate, and soon become tinier by time
no, it will do no damage, then the wind will blow it away
no because rock no breathe rock built different
i just wanna hug him for some reason
is this the German guy from the rookie
Yes his name is flula
Hypothetically if the paper were to cover the rock
hypothetically, he could be the guy from the rookie
@ yeah
Skip tracer randyyy
As a paper, I confirm me and rock are on good terms.
Maybe it’s like that cuz the scissors are evil and rock and paper are friends so paper doesn’t understand that scissors can’t hurt a rock so it eats the rock to protect it but paper dies and rock gets angry and kills scissors to avenge paper
“You fool. The Lore goes deeper” -person who watched game theory until Matt Pat retired
Isn't this randy from the rookie
It is
Very motivating
Took me out a dark loop
its because paper envelops rock until it cannot attack anymore
acktchyually a rock can just scrape over the floor and the paper would break off
He said all that in such a serious tone😂
SKIPTRACER RANDY!!!
I love this guy, he was speaking straight facts🔥🔥💯💯💯
What rock needed all along was a good hug.
Rock and paper are just chill like that
Flula talking about rock paper scissors: 🗿
Flula talking about English insults: 💀
The rock paper goes like "ayee i like that dude paper, he's my buddy. Know what I'm backing out"
The paper kills the rock by suffocating its breath.😎
Him : What is this
Me : Rockter White 🗿🎩
Bro Analysed the situation and put thought in it more than i did with my whole study life💔
i love the "looking at the street signs" bit lmao
I still remember my childhood youth center back in 2006. In the basement room, there was a large sign of a Super Advanced rock paper scissors game where it had +20 choices that you had to memorize.. and BOY DID WE! Those games were absolutely off the charts when me and the boys got together there.
Average german conversation:
Bro is on to something ❌
Bro is on something✅
Paper wins by giving rock a hug 😊.
Paper did the "you don't have to be the bad guy" move
This is some fever dream shit i didnt know i needed. This guy believes in it so much hes making me believe it too. This is good relation.
In my country, the older generation used different version of rock paper scissors. They used pinky, index, and thumb. Pinky lose to index, index lose to thumb, and thumb lose to pinky.
The analogy for this finger is, pinky is an ant or rat, index is a human, and thumb is elephant.
But I prefer to think pinky is low level people/commoners, index is governor staff/mediocre people, and thumb is the high people (idk what the word).
So as long a pinky can defeat the thumb, the system is working correctly as it was meant to be.
*"Rock cannot breathe..."*
“If you are paper, and you see some rock okay”
-The grandmaster
This guy is 100% in the dream blunt rotation
Paper softens Rocks heart with a hug. Good job Paper
Litterally killing with kindness 💀
Paper is really just a chill guy😊
Best way to beat an enemy is to make them your friend...
*"Sir this is Wendy's"*
"This is a positive relation", I like that quote. The meme layout is also really good. Like health core or hope core.
Just read the #'s makes sence that it is like hope core.
STOP J WAS SCROLLING ON HOPECORE CRYING AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I COME ACROSS😭
Randy is just a chill guy
Bro just dropped a craziest lore on a Tuesday afternoon
"Looking at a nice street sign" is so German 😂😂😂
Imagine the rock as someone with a really hard shell, supressing all their emotions inside, being very hard and cold to themselves.
Then paper comes along and gives them a hug.
Rock won't be able to handle its emotions and break.
The fact that he said "origami swan" about something cut, while origami is explicitly meant to be done without cutting the paper is very funny to me
"This is a positive relation"
Exactly
Grass types are super effective against rock types
grew up with rock, water and bird. rock beats bird, bird drinks water, water sinks rock. later on learned about rock paper scissors and pondered the logic as well
Such an inspirational speech. Thank you good sir.
The song is Dramamine by Flawed Mangoes
My friend not everything is about destruction, sometimes it's about peace and friendship.