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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2013
  • Dr. Phil (Will Ferrell) joins Oprah (Maya Rudolph) and attempts to fix a couple's (Tom Green, Ana Gasteyer) marital problems with confusing folksy sayings. [Season 26, 2000]
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  • @Femaiden
    @Femaiden 4 роки тому +4188

    when tom green's character is the most sane and normal person in the room. . .

    • @asmrcritique6565
      @asmrcritique6565 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah right!!

    • @zackcross7190
      @zackcross7190 4 роки тому +84

      IcedFate You just don’t get it do you? You don’t put gas in a car when there’s a bun in the oven.

    • @halohunter5217
      @halohunter5217 4 роки тому +27

      I WAS IN A SHAFT!

    • @chrisfegan81
      @chrisfegan81 4 роки тому +7

      Then you know you're truly in the twilight zone

    • @javssilva3995
      @javssilva3995 3 роки тому +27

      I forgot Tom Green has legit acting skills

  • @thestrongprevail3039
    @thestrongprevail3039 4 роки тому +2833

    "You're capable of saving complete strangers, but there's a fire right over here!"
    That literally does sound like something Dr. Phil would say.

    • @ilostwaldo
      @ilostwaldo 4 роки тому +28

      I laughed so hard because of that! Spot on

    • @jeffreese8694
      @jeffreese8694 4 роки тому +8

      I knew that wasn’t supposed to be serious, but I couldn’t help 🙄 at that part.

    • @richardpowell1772
      @richardpowell1772 4 роки тому +29

      You just don’t get it, do you?

    • @steffnic13
      @steffnic13 4 роки тому +14

      Dr Phil is a menace

    • @yahyeleban10
      @yahyeleban10 3 роки тому +8

      Lol I honestly think they stole that line from one of his shows

  • @akholiwenywebeni8168
    @akholiwenywebeni8168 Рік тому +489

    I love Oprah’s interjections, and the crowd instantly agreeing with whatever she says.

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 Рік тому +384

    I love how Will’s metaphors got more and more ridiculous 😂😂😂
    But seriously, it always seemed like the real Dr. Phil was on the cusp of offering a solution - and then they’d cut to commercial 🤣🤣🤣

    • @grinsenfelhaust7404
      @grinsenfelhaust7404 Рік тому +1

      You just didn't catch the reference.
      Slow breathing. Try not to laugh.

    • @CoreDreamStudios
      @CoreDreamStudios Рік тому +11

      You can't stir a stew with a bowling ball filled with coconuts!

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 Рік тому +14

      What's good for the goose isn't always good for grandmas hip replacement.

    • @showaker4755
      @showaker4755 Рік тому +7

      When it's raining outside and you don't have an umbrella a french mime isn't going to chase a cat up an escalator

    • @jocelynastheart2732
      @jocelynastheart2732 Рік тому +2

      I know it's always we shall be right back after the commercial commercial commercial commercial LOL

  • @khyabeck7143
    @khyabeck7143 6 років тому +3521

    Husband : *breathes
    Dr.Phil: You just don’t get it, do you?

    • @stephenkohl9789
      @stephenkohl9789 4 роки тому +4

      888 likes

    • @ruru_bckwrds8737
      @ruru_bckwrds8737 4 роки тому +5

      LMAOOOO

    • @erabbitgamingofficial1
      @erabbitgamingofficial1 4 роки тому +11

      Lmao "I was late for dinner ok? I fell down a shaft!"

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/v-deo.html

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 Рік тому +1

      This whole sketch reminded me why men are as much as 5x more likely to take their own lives than women. It's all your fault, you can't do anything right, and you deserve nothing - even if you're a civic hero. That's the whole funny haha punchline joke.

  • @ajon6205
    @ajon6205 5 років тому +3125

    “When you’re hungry for a corn dog, a midget with a butcher knife doesn’t dance does he?”
    -Dr Phil

  • @superstarreviews9937
    @superstarreviews9937 Рік тому +104

    The way Tom green,just keeps starring at the camera and the audience,was absolutely hilarious! 😆

    • @dollarcostbackpacker1226
      @dollarcostbackpacker1226 Рік тому +2

      Cant believe how alone he is in the world.

    • @percyvolnar8010
      @percyvolnar8010 6 місяців тому +3

      Yep, he was being CLASSIC Tom Green. Had me on the floor!

    • @marcusarelius
      @marcusarelius 6 місяців тому +3

      Will Farrell was great but Tom Green's face and eyes is what sold this. I thought he was trying to make her break character the whole time.

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 5 місяців тому +1

      I also love how,she looks ready to forgive him,when he mentions the cruise and everything looks like it might be ok,for a split second... But then Dr. Phil, LITERALLY gets in between them and says... You just don't get it!! And she's all pissed again! 😆

  • @soloa24
    @soloa24 3 роки тому +99

    She was ready to accept the ticket to the Bahamas until Dr. Phil says "you just don't get it, do you?"

  • @natethegr8458
    @natethegr8458 3 роки тому +1411

    Dr phil: got anything else to say?
    Husband: "says half a sentence"
    Dr phil: you just love to talk don't ya?
    😂😂

  • @GeeTrieste
    @GeeTrieste 6 років тому +3301

    Ferrell does this soo smoothly without overacting it.
    The characterization is perfect.

    • @JimSVoit
      @JimSVoit 5 років тому +59

      It's fantastic really...not to mention how hilarious it comes off. I wish he did more skits as Dr. Phil!

    • @zurzakne-etra7069
      @zurzakne-etra7069 5 років тому +8

      his harrison ford is pretty good too

    • @AjayKumar-tb9kf
      @AjayKumar-tb9kf 5 років тому +7

      Watch Michael McDonald's Version.

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 роки тому +5

      will is really really good when it counts

    • @leejackson4724
      @leejackson4724 4 роки тому +4

      Gee Trieste I normally do not find Will Ferrell to be funny at all, but this was fricking genius! Laughing my ass off!!😀😀😀

  • @phinny5608
    @phinny5608 Рік тому +78

    I saw this sketch once, literally decades ago, and it has resonated with me all through my adult life. "You just don't get it, do you?"

  • @beckyleonardis6331
    @beckyleonardis6331 11 місяців тому +15

    He was 2 hours late to dinner. He didn't even call! I'm a firefighter! I was fighting a fire! I fell through a shaft! I laughed so hard!

  • @trevorphillips1207
    @trevorphillips1207 7 років тому +4577

    There's no point putting a donkey on a speedboat if you're not going to teach it how to play tennis

    • @daleb7372
      @daleb7372 5 років тому +73

      indeed

    • @tonyhawk7034
      @tonyhawk7034 5 років тому +99

      You are a modern day Freud

    • @Prottype
      @Prottype 5 років тому +67

      You are like a human Albert Einstein!

    • @AnitaHanjaaab
      @AnitaHanjaaab 5 років тому +58

      My mind is blown! I've never thought about it like that.

    • @grant6503
      @grant6503 5 років тому +66

      trevor phillips you just don’t get it do you. You can’t go to a patriots football game if there’s no basketballs

  • @xavierann5222
    @xavierann5222 5 років тому +5048

    This skit is a parody...but pissed me off like it was real

    • @chickeyfreckles
      @chickeyfreckles 5 років тому +182

      Man, I thought I was the only one!

    • @openmind2161
      @openmind2161 5 років тому +69

      it look so real

    • @TheH10ne
      @TheH10ne 5 років тому +236

      Dude I Feel the same way lol the way they curtail to women and make men look like the bad guy in pretty much everything these days Fuck the libtards man

    • @michaellynch5254
      @michaellynch5254 5 років тому +88

      It pissed me off too. In today's society it wouldn't surprise me to see it happen.

    • @memyself6659
      @memyself6659 5 років тому +45

      @@michaellynch5254 Oh stop being so shrill and get over it.

  • @lauriesoper4056
    @lauriesoper4056 2 роки тому +221

    This is an accurate parody of what Oprah and Dr. Phil actually do when it comes to marriage counselling. It's always the man's fault.

    • @shawnannul
      @shawnannul Рік тому +34

      And the wife never really explained the root of her problem OR how to fix it...

    • @mashedburgerpatties903
      @mashedburgerpatties903 Рік тому +6

      This is why I'm never marrying!

    • @Reulorics
      @Reulorics Рік тому +21

      The shows are for women, that's all their audience wants to see

    • @gabebarnes6814
      @gabebarnes6814 Рік тому +7

      "You just don't get it, do you?" - Doctor Phil

    • @ambrooks5
      @ambrooks5 Рік тому

      @@mashedburgerpatties903 Been there. Done that. Won’t ever do it again! Lol

  • @jonathanhenryreport
    @jonathanhenryreport Місяць тому +3

    3:50 "I'm not hungry for a corn dog" .. Tom Green's body language and acting was hilarious in this kit 😂😂😂

  • @chriscich
    @chriscich 5 років тому +1871

    Men: *Exists*
    Dr. Phil: "You just don't get it, do you?"
    I always wondered why he was so popular with women.

    • @susanlwalkup8976
      @susanlwalkup8976 4 роки тому +21

      Not all of us. but the idea that people should talk to each other is good. Really talk,,,well, maybe not so much. Sometimes you just move forward.

    • @ayeemmaperson8030
      @ayeemmaperson8030 4 роки тому +36

      Oh women get roasted on that show just as much XD

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi 4 роки тому +21

      Aye Emma Person one time I listened to my BPD mother and timed her talking for 40 minutes... then I spoke and got less than three minutes and was told I was talking too much... I pointed out my timer... she said since we both talked then it was equal and I was abusing my privileges with her and bring too dominant
      40 = 3 ?
      And in her eyes 👀 also
      3 < 40 ...
      So what I’m saying is if you were a lobster 🦞 you would have us think that being dipped in Sprite is the same hardship as boiling water..?
      I think 🤔 more Prozac for this lobster is in order...

    • @0anant0
      @0anant0 4 роки тому

      @@karamlevi Moms get a pass! Always! :-)

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi 4 роки тому +12

      0anant0 even the ones who boil bunnies 🐰?
      Somebody doesn’t know that some moms aren’t like the rest...
      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @tiagosilva1866
    @tiagosilva1866 5 років тому +2320

    This stoped being funny when it started getting real af 😂

  • @bsherder
    @bsherder 2 роки тому +65

    Tom Green always makes me laugh, even when he is just staring right into the camera.

  • @jerrycastanon
    @jerrycastanon 3 роки тому +39

    "I was in a shaft!" "You just don't get it, do you?"

  • @Mobimobipopo
    @Mobimobipopo 9 років тому +1824

    That Doctor Phil is spot on.

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 6 років тому +34

      This one does better advice

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 6 років тому +16

      Mobimobipopo Will Ferrell was a genius. He actually made SNL funny.

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 6 років тому +14

      totally agreed with one small correction... IS a genius

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 6 років тому +6

      Neither one quite captured the stomach-churning loathsomeness of the real thing, but MADtv did come closer on that score.

    • @donnellcoleman7784
      @donnellcoleman7784 6 років тому +4

      DanHarkless ﴾Halloween videos, YTPs, & more﴿ Michael as Dr.Phil n Debbie Wilson as Oprah genius

  • @linuslexy3161
    @linuslexy3161 5 років тому +3202

    I forgot Oprah was to blame for thrusting Dr. Phil upon the world.

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 5 років тому +64

      linus lexy at least she gave us bill burr's rant on her

    • @linuslexy3161
      @linuslexy3161 5 років тому +13

      @@fredriksvard2603 I love him.

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 5 років тому +19

      linus lexy global treasure, seeing him live in two weeks

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 5 років тому +4

      @@fredriksvard2603 that rocks! I can imagine it was awesome.

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 5 років тому +3

      But muh ranch

  • @Chavez58677
    @Chavez58677 Рік тому +33

    To this day, it’s impossible for me to watch Dr. Phil without thinking of Will Ferrell

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective Рік тому +1

      You just don't get it, do ya?

    • @nm9586
      @nm9586 11 місяців тому

      Same with Jeopardy!

  • @lv999sozkyy4
    @lv999sozkyy4 3 роки тому +13

    Everytime Tom Green looked at the camera I fucking LOST it😂😂😂

  • @wallywam1
    @wallywam1 5 років тому +1444

    "I'm willing to accept responsibility for whatever it is that I'm doing wrong."
    Marriage summed up perfectly.

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 4 роки тому +83

      You just don't get it!

    • @releenad
      @releenad 4 роки тому +20

      @@PrimoStracciatella do you 😂😂

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 4 роки тому +25

      Bill Burr "for the last t years we have been talking about whats wrong with me"

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you for not saying "marriage in a nutshell."

    • @bethanygee6939
      @bethanygee6939 4 роки тому +17

      Then you're with the wrong person. Marriage isn't bad in and of itself; it's the people IN the relationship!

  • @plumlogan
    @plumlogan 4 роки тому +402

    Kind of brilliant having Tom Green playing the stable character

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/v-deo.html

    • @yudivazquez1296
      @yudivazquez1296 Рік тому +2

      Yes!

    • @ubwcolt
      @ubwcolt Рік тому +6

      He was pretty normal until he had to say the word Bahamas then he just couldn't help himself lol

  • @Middle850
    @Middle850 2 роки тому +18

    It’s actually scary and hilarious how accurate this is.

  • @scottandrew8906
    @scottandrew8906 3 роки тому +26

    There's something about Will that makes his impressions absolutely hilarious. He doesn't always nail the voice, but he comes close enough, and his facial expressions and reactions are priceless. This applies to his George W Bush, Dr. Phil, and the late Alex Trebek.

  • @poisenbery
    @poisenbery 5 років тому +2178

    Man: I WAS FIGHTING A FIRE!! I'M A FIREFIGHTER!!!
    Women: BOOO!!!!!

    • @hollytaylor6794
      @hollytaylor6794 4 роки тому +99

      I fell down the shaft! I WAS IN A SHAFT!

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 4 роки тому +115

      That's exactly what these shows are. Yenta housewife audience blaming their husbands for everything including the price of tea in China. The producers know who watches shit like Oprah and Dr Phil. Bored housewives

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 4 роки тому +12

      How far we've come...

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 4 роки тому +22

      Budddy, you just don't get it do you? lol

    • @Freddy_Confetti
      @Freddy_Confetti 4 роки тому +5

      Typical

  • @thecombara6891
    @thecombara6891 5 років тому +634

    "You don't wanna hide a mars bar in your sleeping bag when there's a bear outside the tent," 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jcardoza1215
      @jcardoza1215 4 роки тому +25

      That actually makes sense. )))

    • @christophermeyers
      @christophermeyers 3 роки тому +2

      I use this to explain a lot of life's situations to people.

    • @normgraham8630
      @normgraham8630 2 роки тому +5

      When I was 17, we lucked into some army Surplus canvas tents. We set them up, we stayed there a week, and next "campers" were the ones that bought the tents...so, we stayed for free, and didnt have to take them down. One of my friends younger brother, brushed his teeth before going to bed, and woke up with a bear licking the toothpaste off his face. Bears smell, and follow their nose. The bear went under thru tent, like it was a shower curtain. There might have been a candy bar involved too.

    • @azoz999
      @azoz999 2 роки тому +2

      @@normgraham8630 then what happened

    • @normgraham8630
      @normgraham8630 2 роки тому +6

      @@azoz999 The bear was clearly calm, just looking for food. The canvas tents, allowed the bear to crawl under the tent canvas side. The other kid in the tent, yelled, not the one getting his face licked. The bear ran out, we woke up from the yelling, and everyone came out to see what was up, in time to see the bear fleeing. So....nothing bad happened.

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 3 роки тому +49

    "There is no reason to draw a soft gray flannel rhinoceros cap on the sidewalk if the albinos already headed north!"

    • @thalastpoet
      @thalastpoet 2 роки тому +1

      😅😅🤣🤣

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 2 роки тому +2

      None what-so-e-ver!!

  • @Atlas65
    @Atlas65 3 роки тому +9

    I don't know how often I have seen this sketch, but I just simply keep coming back to it... I guess it is just one of the best's.

  • @Rickyfyied
    @Rickyfyied 6 років тому +2585

    100% how the show is.

    • @havannasunn4762
      @havannasunn4762 5 років тому +34

      Yeah, only this is better because it's funny. Dr. phil is not.

    • @scottskinner577
      @scottskinner577 5 років тому +11

      Spot on

    • @maximusp210
      @maximusp210 5 років тому +21

      has anyone ever done a better impression than will ferrel of Dr. Phil in the history of impressions?? WOW~~~

    • @sabertooth4446
      @sabertooth4446 5 років тому +3

      Havanna Sunn this shit isn't funny at all.

    • @timothybrown8424
      @timothybrown8424 5 років тому +17

      @@sabertooth4446 He has the mannerisms and technique down. His impressions are spot-on and it's slightly exaggerated, that's the schtick.

  • @whitleycargill2790
    @whitleycargill2790 3 роки тому +180

    How to gaslight a man and plant seeds of doubt into a vulnerable relationship in under 7 minutes.

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 3 роки тому +21

    Ok, he's *too good* at playing Dr. Phil. If I weren't wearing glasses right now I'd assume it was really him.

  • @buregodwin9652
    @buregodwin9652 Рік тому +7

    Tom Green has always been one of my favourites! I love his commitment to the character ❤

  • @TheNostalgiaFiend
    @TheNostalgiaFiend 4 роки тому +218

    Tom Green's facial expressions are priceless. Will Ferrell's imitation of Dr. Phil was spot on.

  • @poisoncandyfloss8212
    @poisoncandyfloss8212 9 років тому +766

    When you're hungry for a corndog… A midget doesn't dance does he? XD Best line!

  • @firehouse5767
    @firehouse5767 5 місяців тому +5

    I remember this lovely time in American History. My late grandma would watch these two all the time. 😂❤

  • @donismyname4351
    @donismyname4351 2 роки тому +2

    I think I finally understand… When there’s no fruit in the jello, you can’t expect a scuba diver to climb to the top of Mount Everest before filling up an empty mayonnaise jar with pennies. Thank you Dr. Phil. Thank you so much.

  • @c.g.6495
    @c.g.6495 5 років тому +706

    You just don't get it. There are two sides to every pancake

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 5 років тому +20

      This is deep. Too deep

    • @nathanwatson1915
      @nathanwatson1915 5 років тому +18

      Yep, as deep as that pancake.

    • @warrenarmstrong2154
      @warrenarmstrong2154 5 років тому +7

      Well a pancake is a cylinder which is s three dimensional object so it really has 3 sides. V=πr2h

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 5 років тому +7

      What do you mean, a cylinder?. Smh it's clearly a pyramid

    • @warrenarmstrong2154
      @warrenarmstrong2154 5 років тому +3

      Ash 2006 shit it auto corrected i should have said fourth dimension pyramid IM sorry. I’ll leave now
      (the frick was I thinking)

  • @ReadyMindsetGo
    @ReadyMindsetGo 8 років тому +1628

    Wow. I've seen Dr.Phil exactly 1 time, and it went exactly like this. Totally oblivious to the guy's situation and just laying on the guilt upon him, as opposed to trying to create mutual understanding and finding a solution to the actual problem.

    • @YourActualMother
      @YourActualMother 6 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kingofthecosmos3253
      @kingofthecosmos3253 6 років тому +79

      ReadyMindsetGo dr Phil is a trash doctor, he knows nothing about actually practing psychiatry. He is just in it for the money

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 6 років тому +154

      You just don't get it it, do you? If you're playing the violin in a boat on the river Styx, do you wear sox??

    • @zachs652
      @zachs652 6 років тому +5

      ReadyMindsetGo you guys are dumb af

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 6 років тому +29

      ReadyMindsetGo - That's my impression too. I think he does like this to be more popular with women, and some men as well. Since there is unfortunately an increasing amount of men in the USA who let women roll over them.

  • @Kelly.Lashs1r
    @Kelly.Lashs1r 3 роки тому +11

    "I fell down a shaft!"
    "BEOOO!"

  • @GaeasBlessing
    @GaeasBlessing 2 роки тому +26

    I feel like Will Ferrell could have taken over as Dr. Phil years ago and no one would have noticed.

  • @dylanwade5829
    @dylanwade5829 5 років тому +542

    They boo that he’s a fireman stopping a fire, man this felt too real

  • @katiechisholm
    @katiechisholm 4 роки тому +207

    “You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there’s no duck sauce.” 🥡🥟🥢

    • @Jarek_73
      @Jarek_73 4 роки тому +3

      I thought "dog sauce" but you version sounds more probable though Chinese are keeon eating dogs...

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think I have ever had duck sauce at a Chinese buffet.I feel so empty.

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 Рік тому

      You can't go to the rodeo if you left grandpa at the airport..

    • @user-zf3xb3qx8w
      @user-zf3xb3qx8w 2 місяці тому

      @@Jarek_73 Korea. dog eaters. Korea.

  • @raydraiz1859
    @raydraiz1859 2 роки тому +6

    Green is a legend and a revolutionary. His comedy and being the originator of so much of what the internet is about today.

  • @Psidream1337
    @Psidream1337 2 роки тому +18

    This is back when comedy actually called out stupid media types and wasn’t crucified for it

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo 2 роки тому +1

      You mean this was back before conservatives didn't start frothing at the mouth about cancel culture when comedy called out stupid media types

  • @Mrearthwarrior
    @Mrearthwarrior 8 років тому +1709

    Ken it's like this: You CANNOT eat at the chinese buffet, if there's no ducksauce!

    • @petarcrnogorac9912
      @petarcrnogorac9912 7 років тому +20

      where chinese buffet would mean a woman, and ducksauce common sense

    • @kimberlycooke852
      @kimberlycooke852 6 років тому +10

      OMG..NO FREAKN DUCKA SAUSA, YOU KILLIN ME MAN FOR GET ABOUT IT.... CANT GO DERRRRR

    • @termsofusepolice
      @termsofusepolice 6 років тому

      Ajabaja

    • @OverlandOne
      @OverlandOne 6 років тому +12

      Chef Ramsay: "What? No bloody ducksauce? Fuck me."

    • @Jack-rd3nt
      @Jack-rd3nt 6 років тому +1

      WHERES THE DUCKSAUCE

  • @perkyporkpie
    @perkyporkpie 7 років тому +2170

    There's something strangely moving about Tom Green's performance

    • @richardbarker6615
      @richardbarker6615 6 років тому +85

      perkyporkpie Probably Tom Green's best performance

    • @ManuelRodriguez-bk7gv
      @ManuelRodriguez-bk7gv 6 років тому +50

      perkyporkpie loved watching the tom green show in high school

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 6 років тому +51

      The Bahaaaahmas

    • @KeithCarey33
      @KeithCarey33 6 років тому +43

      perkyporkpie He was acting a bit like Gord. Tom Green should have had a sequel to Freddy Got Fingered.

    • @fordablunts
      @fordablunts 6 років тому +10

      Simply hilarious tom is

  • @RickyMoriceLove
    @RickyMoriceLove 2 роки тому +4

    "What the hell were you thinking?"
    Husbands everyhere: "What did I do!? Tell me what I did wrong!"

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin 5 місяців тому +3

    This is SO Close to what "Doctor" Phil and Oprah are actually like, its actually amazing lol

  • @veltonmeade1057
    @veltonmeade1057 4 роки тому +573

    Will Ferrell is a fantastic actor and comedian.

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 3 роки тому +4

      Did he make you type this? Geez what a tool.

    • @veltonmeade1057
      @veltonmeade1057 3 роки тому +6

      @@666miyuru No Tyrone, I can think on my own, unlike you.

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 3 роки тому +6

      @@veltonmeade1057 Yeah but what good is thinking on your own when your brain thinks Will Ferrel is a good actor.

    • @thedragonboy7914
      @thedragonboy7914 3 роки тому +9

      He’s like nick cage. Sometimes he’s amazing, sometimes he’s terrible

    • @dapatman9827
      @dapatman9827 3 роки тому

      @@veltonmeade1057 come on, Kyle! Is that the best you got or do you need to "Columbus" and get other folks' jokes to be smart at comebacks and whut not?!

  • @mencred4334
    @mencred4334 9 років тому +1574

    A: You're late for dinner
    B: But I was in a comma
    C: You just don't get it do you?

    • @keh3812
      @keh3812 9 років тому +179

      La Be A comma...of all the punctuation out there the comma is by far the most dangerous. Rich and insightful my friend. Try not to get caught in a semi-colon either though.

    • @vision716
      @vision716 8 років тому +29

      Exclamation Point!!!!!

    • @PeacefulCountryLife
      @PeacefulCountryLife 8 років тому +3

      +Gekko Tec Poop sounds!!! and exclamation points!!!

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog 6 років тому +92

      it doesn't matter if you're in a comma if your wife is in a period

    • @joeomalley2835
      @joeomalley2835 6 років тому +9

      Just don't get caught in an ellipsis...the absolute worst.........

  • @3dprinterjam263
    @3dprinterjam263 2 роки тому +6

    Tom Green should have said: "Dr. Phil, y'know that wife you were once married to, before you CHEATED on her, HOW'S THAT WORKIN' FOR YA?!?"

  • @souio
    @souio 3 роки тому +6

    Tom Green still doesn't understand that you don't play cards with a blind man when your guitar is drowning in a tar pond.

  • @thisisfromage
    @thisisfromage 3 роки тому +138

    "You can't eat at a Chinese buffet if there's no duck sauce"
    Perfect execution of this line. I nearly laugh-cried.

  • @annamarie6712
    @annamarie6712 10 років тому +560

    Will Farrell is sooooo funny, he has Dr Phil down pat!

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 6 років тому

      Anna Marie Who is this "Pat" character that you speak of and what exactly is it that he's "down with"?

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 6 років тому

      D...dow pa.....DOWN PAT!!??

    • @CoreyStLouis-vg8gg
      @CoreyStLouis-vg8gg 6 років тому +2

      Anna Marie nobody’s correcting her? It’s Will Ferrell. Sorry had to

    • @benvalenti2618
      @benvalenti2618 5 років тому

      Yes he does let me tell you

    • @neverleft636
      @neverleft636 5 років тому +3

      There's a 4 alarm fire going on in your wife's heart! Lolol

  • @siptwithme1415
    @siptwithme1415 11 місяців тому +2

    You don't bring a mop bucket to a county fair if your corn stalks ain't even swaying when the breeze blows!

  • @demoy1193
    @demoy1193 Місяць тому

    This is MASTERFUL work in every single way!

  • @TearDownGenesis
    @TearDownGenesis 5 років тому +484

    I think Tom Green's character's situation can be understood by men everywhere

  • @bmillerdrums
    @bmillerdrums 5 років тому +182

    Tom Green is hysterical in this. Omg... I got us tickets to the Bahama... The Bahama.. The BAHAMA..
    You just don't get it do you? lol

  • @miawallace2306
    @miawallace2306 2 роки тому +8

    Mia looks and sounds nothing like Oprah but DANG she nailed the mannerisms and vocal cadence. Props to the make-up and wardrobe too!

  • @Justinsatiable
    @Justinsatiable 3 роки тому +5

    "You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there's no duck sauce" 🤣

  • @evanbelisle8464
    @evanbelisle8464 3 роки тому +103

    Tom Green deserves to be remembered more than he is.

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/v-deo.html

    • @graydonterry9835
      @graydonterry9835 Рік тому +4

      I just watched Freddy Got Fingered a week ago. Go watch it again and you can see how funny he was, but just how irrelevant he was always doomed to be.... Just like Pauly Shore

    • @giovannirogers5107
      @giovannirogers5107 Рік тому

      @@graydonterry9835 Spot on

    • @NoFapKing
      @NoFapKing Рік тому +2

      He inspired the Joe rogan podcast

    • @BurmaJ
      @BurmaJ Рік тому +5

      Remembered? He’s not dead ffs.

  • @DecadeMusic2
    @DecadeMusic2 5 років тому +275

    If you wanna play with a hot knife, you gotta make sure there's at least 2 more apples left

    • @SugarRoses
      @SugarRoses 5 років тому +2

      Haaaa

    • @kendrareaves4100
      @kendrareaves4100 4 роки тому +1

      Indica Sativa haj

    • @VladR1024
      @VladR1024 4 роки тому +3

      Let me fix that for ya:
      "If you wanna play with hot knife, come home and wait 15 seconds till your wife starts bit*ing"

    • @zoedarc783
      @zoedarc783 3 роки тому

      This one has me rolling

  • @8002spirgnob
    @8002spirgnob 4 місяці тому +2

    This is probably the ultimate one-time sketch that I wish was a recurring.

  • @lisaeve6426
    @lisaeve6426 2 роки тому

    Omg... the horse shoe inside a pillow...I just can't😝

  • @helpyourneihgbor
    @helpyourneihgbor 4 роки тому +216

    I watched Dr. Phil twice and this is exactly how I felt after watching it. Just like watching a twighlight zone episode where the main character never had a chance and the bad guy wins at the end.

  • @matthewharris7331
    @matthewharris7331 6 років тому +246

    You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there is no duck sauce lmao

    • @Alx-xp9im
      @Alx-xp9im 5 років тому +1

      Duck sauce is nasty lmfao

    • @henrietjames1645
      @henrietjames1645 5 років тому +1

      Get some soy sauce.

    • @saber7529
      @saber7529 5 років тому

      Chinese food is disgusting

    • @diangelo1981
      @diangelo1981 4 роки тому

      My English is bad I thought he said dog sauce🤔

    • @ridgebriar17
      @ridgebriar17 4 роки тому

      You can't call yourself a Doctor, if you haven't got an active degree licenced in the state you practice.

  • @mtedney
    @mtedney Місяць тому

    I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard reading comments before. Literally crying! 😂

  • @RodovalPTY
    @RodovalPTY 8 місяців тому +1

    I wish they would have done like at least 10 of these, i would have them on repeat

  • @jovangorgi
    @jovangorgi 9 років тому +479

    Will is such a great fucking actor .

    • @jovangorgi
      @jovangorgi 8 років тому

      Well he has kids so he probably did some fucking as well as acting . As far as a recall he is marred with a Swedish woman . Well bye . 10x for the comment .

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 7 років тому +1

      He is, but man i love Tom Green as well. They fit so well together. Both of them are so good at staring like an idiot haha, i love it.

    • @jovangorgi
      @jovangorgi 7 років тому +2

      Everybody that got to play lines on SNL is great fucking actor or actress
      .

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 7 років тому +1

      I disagree. Many actors on SNL does not have the qualities, but these two are brilliant.

    • @chuckstr951
      @chuckstr951 6 років тому

      He's funny, but I wouldn't say great

  • @sanitater3271
    @sanitater3271 10 років тому +1745

    Men! We don't know what we did!

  • @thalastpoet
    @thalastpoet 2 роки тому +3

    "Folks, when you're getting out of the bathtub, Grandma's not dealing dominoes, am I right??"

  • @parkerberlin4410
    @parkerberlin4410 Рік тому +1

    The Tom Green show. Such a great moment in time

  • @ickleronny
    @ickleronny 10 років тому +797

    I feel sooooo bad for the husband!

    • @finethen8064
      @finethen8064 9 років тому +17

      Yeah lol

    • @drinks1019
      @drinks1019 6 років тому +39

      You just don’t get it do yah?

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, in reality, Dr. Phil does one-side EVERYTHING, and makes it all one person's fault.

  • @ForestG
    @ForestG 4 роки тому +191

    When you're trying to cut tomatoes, you don't just whack a mole in a wedding gown, do ya?

  • @BillShears2010
    @BillShears2010 Рік тому

    Oh man this is a classic. I lost it when he says I got you tickets to the Bahamas, the Bahamas hahahaha

  • @davidtsmith33
    @davidtsmith33 Місяць тому

    Dr Phil and all these sayings. LOL.
    Kudos to Tom Green for staying in character and not breaking. That's not an easy thing to do on these skits. Only a very few I've seen are able to so do.

  • @blueredbullbabyohyeah3179
    @blueredbullbabyohyeah3179 4 роки тому +91

    Ferrell’s “uh-huh” really brings the dr.phil impression to life

  • @Thundralight
    @Thundralight 6 років тому +193

    He does Dr. Phil perfect. Sounds and acts just like him.

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/v-deo.html

    • @jeffreese5977
      @jeffreese5977 Рік тому +3

      Those were some ridiculously nonsensical metaphors, even by Dr. Phil standards.

    • @Suhi254
      @Suhi254 Рік тому +1

      @@jeffreese5977 But that is the thing! We base our ridiculous southern metaphors upon a scale of Doctor Philip's declarations. Now, I may seem like a turkey baster's contents for injecting this truth, but at times, he's given me a nonsensical rub. . .

    • @jeffreese5977
      @jeffreese5977 Рік тому +1

      @@Suhi254 Dr. Phil is by far my least favorite celebrity, but I couldn’t help laughing at this piece.

  • @stephenbridges9915
    @stephenbridges9915 Рік тому

    I love the boo's and hisses and "yeah, yeah....o'come on" so many hisses, from off screen audience...

  • @MrSpencerMcIntosh
    @MrSpencerMcIntosh 2 місяці тому

    Tom Green looking directly into the camera is so great ❤

  • @sk8this1281
    @sk8this1281 6 років тому +77

    LMAO w these Dr Phil metaphors 😂

  • @Marnie29x2
    @Marnie29x2 4 роки тому +39

    The best part is how Oprah thinks every piece of drivel is a pearl of wisdom.

  • @sylviaperez4452
    @sylviaperez4452 Рік тому

    Love this!!!😂 he dies such a hilarious job as Dr. Phil...ibwas looking for more videos and can't find any!!

  • @armadillinger2082
    @armadillinger2082 5 днів тому +1

    "You cannot eat at the chinese buffet if there is no duck sauce!"
    -Dr. Phil

  • @fatoumfatoumeh
    @fatoumfatoumeh 7 років тому +85

    this was actually sad and frustrating because couples like this exist irl.

  • @tomatocan2502
    @tomatocan2502 3 роки тому +1

    Will Ferrell does impressions of Will Ferrell doing impressions

  • @thomas1630
    @thomas1630 8 місяців тому

    All four were amazing, classic scene.

  • @dustydison7714
    @dustydison7714 6 років тому +725

    Actually Will Ferrell and dr. Phil have one thing in common neither one are actual doctors

    • @JesusisKing77_7
      @JesusisKing77_7 5 років тому +71

      Dusty Dison he’s not called dr Phil because he is a doctor dumbass, it’s because he has s doctorate degree.

    • @MySpartans11
      @MySpartans11 5 років тому +4

      Koda ✅

    • @KamranYounis1
      @KamranYounis1 5 років тому +13

      Wait Dr. Phil isn't a Dr? I thought he was a certified counselor

    • @tmic4043
      @tmic4043 5 років тому +64

      Kamran Younis he has a doctorate in clinical psychology. I guess some people think only medical doctors are doctors.

    • @KamranYounis1
      @KamranYounis1 5 років тому +24

      @@tmic4043 Lol
      PhD grads: Am I a joke to you?

  • @triangletitties
    @triangletitties 10 років тому +35

    "I WAS IN A SHAFT! I FELL DOWN A SHAFT!!"

    • @NCFC97
      @NCFC97 6 років тому +3

      triangletitties YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA?!

  • @gtiszavari8429
    @gtiszavari8429 Рік тому +1

    " I was late to dinner... i was in a SHAFT" 😂

  • @user-ln6wl6bk9j
    @user-ln6wl6bk9j 2 місяці тому

    Will Ferrell is just great!! What a talented fellow!!

  • @CaptainBlueShell
    @CaptainBlueShell 3 роки тому +35

    *"Thah Bahama...."*
    _Dr. Phil's face out of nowhere_
    *"YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU?"*

  • @stephenc8
    @stephenc8 10 років тому +279

    If you want to get real don't put a horse shoe in a pillow hahaha

    • @gerryff
      @gerryff 5 років тому +1

      ain't that the truth

  • @HelenTudor-Douglas
    @HelenTudor-Douglas Рік тому +8

    Tom Green just doesn't get it. Neither do I.

  • @will.a.benjamin
    @will.a.benjamin Рік тому +2

    Fighting a fire is probably the best excuse for missing anything and they still give him a hard time. 😂This is a great mockery of how ridiculous couples therapy can be.

  • @azraelbatosi
    @azraelbatosi 4 роки тому +259

    The blame game, people picking a “particular” side before knowing anything about the situation(and sometimes people) is all too real....which actually makes this skit a bit difficult to watch tbh

    • @tomgreenfan
      @tomgreenfan 4 роки тому +10

      yeah just middle aged sexist feminists.

    • @Ayatollah123
      @Ayatollah123 2 роки тому

      @@tomgreenfan Yeah, that is one good thing about the Red Pill and MGTWO. Now we know everyone was a White Knight back in the 90s!

    • @terrysmith1914
      @terrysmith1914 2 роки тому

      Ya I was cringing throughout