“This hitman wasn’t sent by some lowly goldfish. It was sent from a bleak and desolate wasteland by the most ancient and powerful opponent we’ve ever faced. A hairy, bloated, pagan god… Santa Claus!” Sam & Max 202: Ice Station Santa
25:03 🎵the niiight Santa went crazy! The night Saint Nick went insane! realized he was getting a raw deal something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Remastered version. Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear? Bosco: I don't have anything. This ain't a store. Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... lords a-leaping and/or maids of milking? Bosco: I told you, this ain't a store. Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... inflatable arms gapable of being used as replacements for your real arms? Bosco: Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more? Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as an innocuous customer inquiry? Bosco: ... Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any-- Bosco: No! This ain't a store! Sam (Sam & Max): It's not? Bosco: No. Sam (Sam & Max): Oh, why didn't you say so? Bosco: D'oh! Max (Sam & Max): A trillion dollars worth of protection equipment, and yet, he still didn't see that one coming a mile away.
49:06 Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear? Bosco: I don't have anything. This ain't a store! Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... lords a-leaping and/or maids of milking? Bosco: I told you this ain't a store! Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... inflatable arms gapable of being used as replacements for your real arms? Bosco: Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?! Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as an innocuous customer inquiry? Bosco: ... Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any-- Bosco: NO! This ain't a STORE! Sam (Sam & Max): It's not? Bosco: No! Sam (Sam & Max): Oh, why didn't you say so? Bosco: AAAAH! Max (Sam & Max): A trillion dollars worth of protection equipment, and yet, he still didn't see that one coming a mile away.
Cool! I played it before and I recognize their voices from other games. Like Space Channel 5 is where Fuse was voiced by David Nowlin, who voices Sam and Fone Bone. Melissa who voiced Clementine, voiced Stinky in this one and Merlina from Sonic and the Black Knight.
You know, I love Joey Camen as Bosco, but I don't feel like the remaster of this game is empty without him, unlike the one for season 1, where Ogie Banks doesn't do as good a job with the disguises, but I liked him fine in episode 1 (after the patch).
@@flairthedark6000 he was monotone during his first speech in episode 1 (probably because it was his first line read before he got really into character), but in a later patch, he redid the lines to sound a lot more enthusiastic and paranoid, like he should.
@@LizardOfOz69 hm. Personally i think there's alot missing from the old voice, paranoid sounding or not. The 20 smokes a day voice is kinda what made boscos freak outs so hilarious 😂
@@flairthedark6000 well, considering that the original versions come free with the remasters on steam, and also the fact that Bosco is not gonna be in the season 3 remaster anyway, I'm not really that upset at the few changed jokes in season 1.
idk if op was just showing all the dialogue options u can get or they just fucking suck at taking the hint, but goddamnit it was infuriating either way
I was able to edit in more dialogue options. For example, I added every question from the trivia section at 1:16:00 where in the first upload I only added some because at the time I didn't have any editing software, so I had to play the entire episode in one go.
Thank you for this! It's much easier to watch when the background music isn't so loud
2:18:50 well guess he better start growing out that mustache
Sam's sarcastic remarks while being held at gunpoint by Santa truly amazes me
“This hitman wasn’t sent by some lowly goldfish. It was sent from a bleak and desolate wasteland by the most ancient and powerful opponent we’ve ever faced.
A hairy, bloated, pagan god…
Santa Claus!”
Sam & Max 202: Ice Station Santa
11:17 I can't believe Telltale predicted Nier Automata
25:03 🎵the niiight Santa went crazy! The night Saint Nick went insane! realized he was getting a raw deal something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Thanks weird Al yankovic
45:53 i mean for a dog... and other reasons, collars do fit you sam
Only Max is supposed to know how collars fit him
Remastered version.
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear?
Bosco: I don't have anything. This ain't a store.
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... lords a-leaping and/or maids of milking?
Bosco: I told you, this ain't a store.
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... inflatable arms gapable of being used as replacements for your real arms?
Bosco: Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as an innocuous customer inquiry?
Bosco: ...
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any--
Bosco: No! This ain't a store!
Sam (Sam & Max): It's not?
Bosco: No.
Sam (Sam & Max): Oh, why didn't you say so?
Bosco: D'oh!
Max (Sam & Max): A trillion dollars worth of protection equipment, and yet, he still didn't see that one coming a mile away.
49:06 Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear?
Bosco: I don't have anything. This ain't a store!
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... lords a-leaping and/or maids of milking?
Bosco: I told you this ain't a store!
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... inflatable arms gapable of being used as replacements for your real arms?
Bosco: Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?!
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as an innocuous customer inquiry?
Bosco: ...
Sam (Sam & Max): Do you have any--
Bosco: NO! This ain't a STORE!
Sam (Sam & Max): It's not?
Bosco: No!
Sam (Sam & Max): Oh, why didn't you say so?
Bosco: AAAAH!
Max (Sam & Max): A trillion dollars worth of protection equipment, and yet, he still didn't see that one coming a mile away.
Cool! I played it before and I recognize their voices from other games. Like Space Channel 5 is where Fuse was voiced by David Nowlin, who voices Sam and Fone Bone. Melissa who voiced Clementine, voiced Stinky in this one and Merlina from Sonic and the Black Knight.
Why does it sound like boscos va is recording on a nintendo dsi?
Makes it funny to me-
I just finished watching season 2 of your uploads 😂 now time to binge this I suppose
47:12 *THEM* 47:33
This a weird looking April Fools joke
Haha
Heh lol
1:53:23
(Goku's Adventures Series Universe) Shambling Corporate Presence:
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRG!
Videl: It's Coming Toward Us!
Bulma And The Precure:
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Bosco's actor is exceptional
Thanks Napalm! You always do the best playthroughs dude! :D
Can't wait for the remaster!
1:06:00
Don’t mind this, it’s for me
So are you excited for the second Remastered version of Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space?
Yep! Sure am!
Yes.
When is it planned to release anyway? I’m way too excited for it lol
@@emberfall4933 I assume the latter half of 2021. Not sure about when Season 3 will be released. Maybe early 2023?
Why are you so excited? They're gonna censor it.
Do you have any...
49:05 49:13 49:20 49:29 49:38
post more videos like this from this series plz
You know, I love Joey Camen as Bosco, but I don't feel like the remaster of this game is empty without him, unlike the one for season 1, where Ogie Banks doesn't do as good a job with the disguises, but I liked him fine in episode 1 (after the patch).
what patch? All I had heard of was a change to alot of the jokes.
@@flairthedark6000 he was monotone during his first speech in episode 1 (probably because it was his first line read before he got really into character), but in a later patch, he redid the lines to sound a lot more enthusiastic and paranoid, like he should.
@@LizardOfOz69 hm.
Personally i think there's alot missing from the old voice, paranoid sounding or not.
The 20 smokes a day voice is kinda what made boscos freak outs so hilarious 😂
@@flairthedark6000 well, considering that the original versions come free with the remasters on steam, and also the fact that Bosco is not gonna be in the season 3 remaster anyway, I'm not really that upset at the few changed jokes in season 1.
most of this was the trivia lol
idk if op was just showing all the dialogue options u can get or they just fucking suck at taking the hint, but goddamnit it was infuriating either way
will you update the remastered videos now that they fixed bugs and even redubbed some of the new Bosco voicelines?
49:29
I think my package is the BOMB
Yknow compared to the 21st century’s us presidents Max is the better alternative
Thank you!
11:53
Me when me and my siblings get into a fight
What part is the demon song disk in?
You forgot to shoot SCP
25:06 - 40:43 - 41:04 - 41:33
Them.
AHHHH!
so much philosophy talk
1:35:59 Where’d that guy come from?
47:10 Them.
Is this the only episode? Or do you plan on finishing it later?
just out of curiousity but why is the reupload almost 30 min longer
I was able to edit in more dialogue options. For example, I added every question from the trivia section at 1:16:00 where in the first upload I only added some because at the time I didn't have any editing software, so I had to play the entire episode in one go.
them
AAAAAH!
Sweet