@@helixxia9320 Just waiting for "Distortions didn't do her any favors? please,...LIFE didn't do her any favors" ...people can be so mean, so stfu whoever was about to say that!
I gotta admit, the kick was way more impressive then I thought it was going to be, no wonder he wanted to show it off like he was still in elementary school.
You modern soy boys get scared when white ppl finally understand that they are categorized just like all black ppl know they have an identity. The racism against whites is so incredibly bad that you don't realize you have been made nullified to the possibility of identity. How dare a white man not be some modern consumerist hipster bundle of twigs (look it up). Every single day whites sit docile passive and broken. I applaud this man for being proud and ready to stand up for himself. No one here knows how this happened. He could possibly be in the wrong but look at how the relentless propaganda has made you instantly side w the so called oppressed class. Give me a break.
@@lastditch727 i mean that guy and the other dude that commented looked rascist as fuck, the part about rascism against white people is very exagerated even tho it happens.
@@john.premose Might surprise you to hear that if you don't live in a huge ass city, sometimes Walmart is the only general store around. Beats going to "Boby's mostly new store".
Life isn't a movie. If you fight a crazy dude, you might end up getting arrested, going on trial, going to jail, or even getting shot by a psycho police officer who mistakes you for the aggressor. Sometimes it is not worth it and its best to just walk away.
@@charliek7896 it’s true, I went to high school with someone who accidentally killed a guy with one punch. He left the scene after didn’t realize he was hurt that bad. Then he was pulled over down the road cops tell him he died. He was sentenced to 12 years. That tough guy mentality can ruin your life.
I love that Charlie is the supreme overlord of sarcastic roasts, He pulls no punches in giving the most exalting compliments in the most condescending, monotone voice I've ever seen. I legitimate couldn't say half the stuff he says about people without laughing at myself
Yet, if he had executed said "back kick" I betcha Mr Fuckface would have exclaimed "HouseRoad!" (...instead of "RoadHouse" , for those of you who didn't see the movie or are fans of Family Guy - which references Peters' love for Patrick Swayze as the star of that movie - pardon me for mansplaining this ) Hahahaha!!!!! That douche was fukkin thicc tho...
reminds me of that greentext where a kid's playing dodgeball, hits another kid hard, and mixes up his apology from "Are you okay" and "I'm fucking sorry" into "Are you fucking sorry" lmfao
I’m sorry guy but his actual stance was pretty solid and his side kick was good form, I think he definitely had too much alcohol but the guy definitely had more than two training classes, trust me on that. With that said it does not excuse his racism and his horrific actions, goes against everything taught
Have seen so many idiots commenting saying how it was a bad kick, if a dude in his late 30s can throw that kick in jeans I guarantee you’re having a hard time beating him up lol. Even to get that kind of whip without actually connecting with a pad or bag is really impressive also people saying “he didn’t even pivot” you don’t even have to pivot when your hips are already cocked the correct way, u can turn your foot more for a bit of extra power but he is only trying to flex on the dude not actually kick him ! Anyways I’m only defending the kick not the goose who threw it
@@kobyrust8545 Black Belt Karate and BJJ here, the Walmart tough guy is a total douchebag, but I'm pretty sure he knows how to fight. He has some training to say the minimum. Kudos on the other guy for not escalating.
**You’ve been spotted as a girl online** Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again wh○re EDIT 6: hey are you there??? EDIT 7: send feet pics
Tbh, that was a decent kick considering it came from what looks like a shaky, alcoholic gym teacher who just got fired for making inappropriate contact with the freshmen girls volley ball team, hence his sudden outrage at Wal-Mart
@@tobiaskyon5383 Yes they can. Literally anyone with eyes (and probably a bunch of people without eyes) can judge that kick *and* the person behind it if they're being openly racist at a Walmart. Doesn't take a genius or a professional MMA judge to see that shit...
For real lmao, that was a decent kick, and he didn't fall or have trouble keeping his balance, which is quite a feat considering that someone said "you've been drinking you need to get outta here" lmao. Idk if he had been drinking but if so, jeez
@@eldersun5110 I think they meant to spell 'chad' since this guy is totally acting like one. I think the typo is part of the joke. Edit: Also, it's Hitmonchan.
@@oldboy9267 It really wasn't bad. The only bad thing is it's a karate style roundhouse, and Karate is weak as shit. Should've gotten into Muay Thai or DKB instead. Edit: Don't scream at me, Karate fans. I'm kidding
He didnt say anything racist. Yes this guy is a major douche but did everyone forget what the actual definition of racism is? It literally just means you think you are superior to another person or persons based solely on your race.
@@bowlofsoup12 literally just look up the definition before you go and be wrong like that. It's prejudice based on race, "-black people, you think you're so-" prejudice based on race.
@@bowlofsoup12 just don't even bother bro lmfao. Nobody cares about what a racist really is nowadays. Everyone that offends a minority is a racist apparently.
@@Vibe4Lyfe very true.. but he is in jeans which increases the difficulty by 5x since not only does he have the risk of breaking his pants but also slipping and getting isekaied or sum shit.
Honestly I agree, but its really silly to show off because if I was watching that without the striking experience I have now I would try to take things to the floor so that I could mute that ability of his - but I'm a stand-up fighter.
3:24 - you’re absolutely correct, Charlie. He is a weapon. In some regions of the UK, “weapon” can be used in slang to describe: *An idiot, an oaf, a fool, a tool; a contemptible or incompetent person.* So, for the American audience, your sarcasm when describing him as a weapon resonated. For me, a guy from the UK, weapon resonated with me too 🥹 The genius of language by Penguinz0 ❤
typically they think that typically they have to wait a few months for the rest of the year to be sure if we have a new plan for that or not the same amount as we are going on with it is the right thing for the rest of the week and if they have
@@pancaked7777777 please . You act like only trump supporters train in martial arts. Are you kidding me? Lol. Smh. I am trained in boxing, muay thai, sumo wrestling , freestyle wrestling , submission wrestling, former marine corps., and I dabble in jeet kune do. He telegraphed that hook kick from a mile away. I would of shot in on him and take him to the ground. That's why he was leaning. Smh.
That kick wasn't half bad ngl, he definitely has practiced that and kicks that that are hard in jeans. No one who's truly competent in fighting behaves like that though.
@@makeitthrough_ no not really. most yellow belts in the school i go to would have done way better. dude didn't even pivot. he would have gotten his ass kicked.
There is nothing more entertaining in this world than seeing a guy like this getting his ass kicked. Pay particular attention to the surprised expression when it happens someday.
@@god4346 you don’t know that lol you don’t have to take martial arts to know how to kick...the guy is a pussy who thinks he can fight...he was throwing punches as a right hander while in south paw which is a huge mistake but if you haven’t taken jiu jitsu and Muay Thai, at least, then idk if I can really call u a real martial artist
@Tike Myson no....he knows how to stand south paw as a right handed and throw awkward punches and one kick since he knows he’s on the way out...and I wish I would’ve seen and heard him say that shit in front of me...but I don’t need anymore charges lol
Yeah, because he was trying his best not to appear scared shitless on camera and was thrilled to walk away without getting his ass beat by someone bigger with obvious martial arts training. The guy talks shit like a clown but his kick at least backed up what he was saying. People can’t kick like that, especially in jeans, without real training
@@jasonl8720 I literally laughed out loud at your comment. Defending this A hole is rich man, really rich. Martial arts training? So that's all i gotta do to make to think I'm a ninja? You're ridiculous. The jeans comment is so ridiculous that it might even be you in the video? Who tf would say this? 😄
@@lastditch727 Please record yourself performing a high kick half as well as this man did and post it here to UA-cam. I would love to be able to edit together a side by side comparison of what a trained fighter looks like compared to an ignorant UA-cam commenter. You literally cannot even squat down as easily in jeans as you can in athletic apparel, and you somehow think throwing a perfect high kick would be easy. I’m also not defending the guy. He lost control way too easily and made himself look like a complete idiot with his terrible shit talk. That doesn’t change anything about the execution of his kick. I’ve trained various forms of martial arts for four years now, and I promise you that it is not easy to make a kick look that easy. And the smaller guy who “walked away” would have been able to very easily recognize this in person.
@@jasonl8720 fr but countering a high kick really isnt that hard tbh i also have 40 years worth of martial arts training under the forbidden water fall
@@damonmaldonado8840 When he said "You black guys think your so strong?" i think he means that alot of black people are gangsters or is in something gang related, but not all guys are like that. Skin color literally has nothing to do with you're strength its literally skin color.
@@WeightLossTipsAndTricks101 the only thing skin color does is talk about some slight health issues you could have, also what part of the world your ancestors probably came from.
I swear its like everyone has experienced 1 asshole in school who doesn’t know how to fight only to come near your face just to do fake jabs and kicks as boost to their ego
Like once. Looks like he took some martial arts class and wanted to fulfill his fantasy of being in a fight with people cheering him on and complimenting his kicks lol
@@ben-jamin4154 my martial arts instructors probably wouldn't even talk to me again if I did that. I couldn't look them in the eyes after shaming myself and their teachings like that. Everything they told me not to do and more. He's literally the crazy person example they warn about.
@@ben-jamin4154 Yeah, same. I am also an instructor and I may even consider kicking him out if he pulled a stunt like this. At the very least I would not continue teaching him if he didn’t show a major attitude change.
When i was a child i was thinking every time, being adult will be much better because adults know how to behave. Now i am a adult and it just got worse. The most adults acting like idiots.
It's like when a kid grows up and realizes they can buy all the toys they always wanted because _they_ are the adults now. These little brats grew up and realized nobody can stop them acting like shitbags because they are _also_ the adults now.
It gets worse when you realize that 80% of people out there are lacking self-awareness and they're completely out of touch with reality, even their own reality. Most people are out of their minds but they behave at least. And most peoole are just unexperienced, manipulative, egotistical and ignorant mfs. It's just how it goes tho, it's awful, but its life.
That was assault and because he mentioned black, it's also a hate crime. Make sure you always press charges when someone assaults you. It's the only way to get crazies off the street
The funny part is you can actually tell he has a TKD background based on that chambered kick. Like one of those strip mall dojo owners a la Rex Kwan Do 😂
@@iclypto Exactly. This guy is a douche, true, but everyone here, including Charles, seem to have literally zero knowledge about fighting. That kick was elegant as fuck, and couldn't be pulled off without a fair deal of practice.
@@gunpowderwithnosulfur9042 we don't know the back story, so to assume he's the protagonist is unjust. He could have been standing up for himself and black dude knew he fucked up. You NEVER know unless you were there.
He just convinced someone who doesn't want to fight, that they shouldn't want to fight him, when really they already didn't want to fight anyone, including him.
The other guy looks like he has gone through 15 divorces 4 jobs lost and went to Walmart to buy Pokémon Snap just to get harassed by a guy who thinks he is Sanji from One Piece only to get escorted by a minimum wage worker.
“Do you wanna see my back kick?” Is something I would say to my brother after watching power rangers
Dont listen to the guy above me
Me too
That is something I have said to my brother after watching power rangers 🤣
@@ηνρ he ascended in an endless void
@@Bruh.Master r\ihavereddit
the dude's sneaky too. called a back kick but threw a front kick.
omfg😂😂
he did do a back kick, you just couldn't keep up with his speed.
Xd
- sun tzu
Threw a nice question mark quick
@@esextafeirayeee9600 it's just a karate style round kick
“Wanna see my back-kick” sounds like some shit Napoleon Dynamite would say.
He is walmarts rex-kwon-do expert. To deadly for any competition. Lol.
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
lol it was funny tho
Bow to your sensei!
You can tell he's a legend in his own mind.
I say that about biden
Biden has late stage dementia- no mind at all upstairs.
@@arizonakickstart7522 [current president]
What he feels like:🦈
What he looks like:🐀
@@Honeybaggsss not funny didn’t laugh
Everyone knows Walmart is the modern Rome Colosseum. Only a tough guy like this can survive.
@Donald Faison What he said is the greatest representation of a "nice guy"
@UC5E4FqaGnou6hHWLH588TMw a modern day Romeo and Juliet
@@thebutler6666 what’s he say? He deleted it
This is true. As someone who worked there for over a year I can 100% agree
Ask Dababy what went down at the Walmart "I dont know what happened at walmart."
apparently walmart is a common place for tough guys :D
I love how squatty everyone looks with the camera distortion. Adds a whole other layer of comedy.
I only was scrolling comments for this. I honestly thought the same and couldn't get over it
@@nicholassmelcer5802 feels like a peek into an alternate, more hilarious dimension
Cr1tikal videos wouldnt be cr1tikal videos without the stretched resolution
the distortions didn't do any favour to the clerk lady like at least the guys looked more muscle-y
@@helixxia9320 Just waiting for "Distortions didn't do her any favors? please,...LIFE didn't do her any favors"
...people can be so mean, so stfu whoever was about to say that!
“You wanna see my back kick right now?”
“This is a Walmart, Mr. Rogan.”
I can see rogan saying that in a Walmart 😂
Don’t forget he’s on dmt the hole time
The kick got me 😂 that was surprisingly well executed. You can tell he's probably practiced that one kick in the mirror a few million times.
I loved that employee, she was just casually like "alright dumbass, time to go." $100 says she has two sons at home that fight all the time lol.
It's Wal-Mart, it's not the worst she's seen and she's seen better too
And sons names are Joey jr and jason lol joey has asthma attacks when starting fights with 5th graders
One of the sons is named Sloppy Joe
She services them with some sloppy joes
@@Mster_J she services her sons with sloppy joes? man, wish my mum did that.
I gotta admit, the kick was way more impressive then I thought it was going to be, no wonder he wanted to show it off like he was still in elementary school.
And he did that wearing jeans
You modern soy boys get scared when white ppl finally understand that they are categorized just like all black ppl know they have an identity. The racism against whites is so incredibly bad that you don't realize you have been made nullified to the possibility of identity. How dare a white man not be some modern consumerist hipster bundle of twigs (look it up). Every single day whites sit docile passive and broken. I applaud this man for being proud and ready to stand up for himself. No one here knows how this happened. He could possibly be in the wrong but look at how the relentless propaganda has made you instantly side w the so called oppressed class. Give me a break.
@@thisgame2 oh look, copy and paste this bs around much? Zzzzzzzz
@@lastditch727 i mean that guy and the other dude that commented looked rascist as fuck, the part about rascism against white people is very exagerated even tho it happens.
@@Gritt_1 Poor white people, they've been so oppressed by society:(((
Imagine this guy and the "You're not that guy, pal" guy had an encounter. I think the universe would explode.
Implode
They would become friends and terrorize Walmarts up and down the west coast
We're not ready for that fight bro, it would be on the same level as the Book of Revelations 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
+ a Karen
Walmart is the tough guy's natural habitat
Tell the Guy he's a wuss.Tell him you wanna fight.Until then don't jump on the Tough Guy Train.
@@melvinmunson8331Lol he's a typical Walmart idiot, I'm sure this type of thing happens everyday at Walmart, across America.
the other dude remained so calm with hands and a foot in his face.. then just laughed it off "im just tryna get pokemon snap" salute to that man hahah
An absolute Chad
@@matthewpunk2012 maximillus pfp alert
@@feimale the man ruined ic Denton
@@feimale Butthurt much?
@@feimale that’s from deus ex, max just used that character and ruined the image
Trying to pick a fight in a wal mart is one of the signs that your life is hitting rock bottom
Being in a Walmart is a sign your life has hit rock bottom
@@john.premose Might surprise you to hear that if you don't live in a huge ass city, sometimes Walmart is the only general store around. Beats going to "Boby's mostly new store".
@@MichaelDavis-mk4me I don’t live in a city at all. It’s usually the dollar store- they are like mini Walmarts
I work at Walmart, can agree that everyone in there is lowest of the low
Losing a fight you pick at Walmart is rock bottom.
"Crouching tiger, hidden douchebag" absolutely killed me. Walmart Tough Guy is truly an Avengers level threat.
Crapping Tiger, Hidden Dookie
that was a weak line imo
Bahahaha glorious
@@karsonmapes it was p funny though
Sorry for posting this on an old post but i literally read this comment as he said it and it was amazing and i needed you to know it😂
This guy is a legend, successfully defended his Pokemon Snatch copy with a great side-kick.
This guy in court would be like:
"Hey Judge you think you're tough? You people with your little gavel, hey Jury wanna see my front kick?"
Hey, there was that one judge that fought the lawyer on courtcam and walked back into the courtroom alone
“This is the problem with you people of the jury, you think you’re so tough and so strong”
The judge just wanted pokemon snap
"Your honor, my client was clearly demonstrating proper self defense. If he was lying, why would he swear on his momma?"
@@traolin5877 that guy was badass
I think the funniest thing about this video is that the guy he’s harassing is completely unfazed. Like he just KNOWS this guy isn’t worth his time
Life isn't a movie. If you fight a crazy dude, you might end up getting arrested, going on trial, going to jail, or even getting shot by a psycho police officer who mistakes you for the aggressor. Sometimes it is not worth it and its best to just walk away.
@NiteOwlGrowls you and tough guy seems to have alot in common..
@NiteOwlGrowls let me see your back kick
@@charliek7896 it’s true, I went to high school with someone who accidentally killed a guy with one punch. He left the scene after didn’t realize he was hurt that bad. Then he was pulled over down the road cops tell him he died. He was sentenced to 12 years. That tough guy mentality can ruin your life.
@@dadoodfrumcheers. golden comment lmao
I like how everyone unanimously agrees that he looks goofy while at the same time had a decent kick.
not really that kick was pretty low, shoulder height at best
@@Celestial_Wing impressive in jeans tho
@@Celestial_Wing Bruh side kick at shoulder height is hard af, especially when you're a 40 something y/o
@@josephlouwerse2105 Didn't stop my teacher he can get your head.
This comment is the trüf
I love that Charlie is the supreme overlord of sarcastic roasts, He pulls no punches in giving the most exalting compliments in the most condescending, monotone voice I've ever seen. I legitimate couldn't say half the stuff he says about people without laughing at myself
Oh my god I’m so tired of seeing these meat riding comments bro get a real father figure this shit is embarrassing
Charlie is forever a wholesome legend.
Overlord of nerds and geeks if anything really.
ur such a glazer wtf is this comment you should be ashamed
This guy can go home proud that he shadow boxed in front of everyone in a Walmart.
I can litterally feel the sarcasm on this comment
Get it? cuz the guy is black
I take a shit on the comment bots
@@Jack_Woods no cause he was hitting nobody, why you gotta make everything about race
@@Jack_Woods shadow boxing is punching air
"You wanna see my back kick?"
Sounds like a line from the movie Step-Brothers.
Underrated
What're you d-doing backkicker
Sounds like a line mac would say from its always sunny
Yet, if he had executed said "back kick" I betcha Mr Fuckface would have exclaimed "HouseRoad!" (...instead of "RoadHouse" , for those of you who didn't see the movie or are fans of Family Guy - which references Peters' love for Patrick Swayze as the star of that movie - pardon me for mansplaining this ) Hahahaha!!!!!
That douche was fukkin thicc tho...
@@wouldyoulikesomewiessedtea8757 not that kind of step-brother.
Plot twist: he genuinely just wanted to show his back kick that he had just learned, but he is terrible at communicating
reminds me of that greentext where a kid's playing dodgeball, hits another kid hard, and mixes up his apology from "Are you okay" and "I'm fucking sorry" into "Are you fucking sorry" lmfao
You black people think you're so strong? Because you should :)
@@alexanderfuller5988 Link pls.. I absolutely need to watch it
I fear not the man who practices 20,000 kicks in one day, but I do fear the man who squares up to a guy at Walmart to show off a sweet backkick"
@@shubhamsherekar It's a greentext, AKA a story told on the image board, 4chan. There is no video.
Why is no one talking about how that guy blocked all of his master moves with a single hand?
Not only was his stance outstanding, he was using the famous technique “Random Hand Gestures”
"Random hand gestures" falls only behind "Hamboning" for things that will save your life oneday.
Those gestures were so quick, the guys the next Muhammad Ali !
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
Random hand gestures were perfected by Italians to intimidate all who see it
@@Plasmicballs how are you so wise in the ways of sience
Dude really said " you want to see my back kick right now" He lost everything after that
Back kicks can do some damage though
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“What stance is that, is that Crouching tiger, hidden douchebag?”
lol
A technique of that level won’t work on me fool.
What’s up checkmark
i like the actual movie
Verified UA-camr commenting a directly quote from a video, not surprised.
I’m sorry guy but his actual stance was pretty solid and his side kick was good form, I think he definitely had too much alcohol but the guy definitely had more than two training classes, trust me on that. With that said it does not excuse his racism and his horrific actions, goes against everything taught
Have seen so many idiots commenting saying how it was a bad kick, if a dude in his late 30s can throw that kick in jeans I guarantee you’re having a hard time beating him up lol. Even to get that kind of whip without actually connecting with a pad or bag is really impressive also people saying “he didn’t even pivot” you don’t even have to pivot when your hips are already cocked the correct way, u can turn your foot more for a bit of extra power but he is only trying to flex on the dude not actually kick him ! Anyways I’m only defending the kick not the goose who threw it
@@kobyrust8545 you’re that guy are you 🤡
@@deadpirate625 not at all bro, just stating the facts, the kick was nice 🤣
@@kobyrust8545 Black Belt Karate and BJJ here, the Walmart tough guy is a total douchebag, but I'm pretty sure he knows how to fight. He has some training to say the minimum. Kudos on the other guy for not escalating.
that isnt called a side kick, that’s a round kick or round house as some would call it
“Crouching tiger, hidden douchebag” absolutely sent me I wasn’t expecting that
I like you profile pic. Is that a camel?
Why does the thing always happen to people when you read a comment as its being said bc that be happening to me
@@TommyCurrell no ur mum
@@WeightLossTipsAndTricks101 hilarious AND original :D
The sequel to Crouching tiger, hidden Karen.
I was surprised he hadn’t said anything racist, and then he immediately said something racist.
That’s racist
@@rossz0rz ... what
@@crunchy_crop why are you racist now too?
@@romanbellic9580 nice one, you just became racist
@@quality_contentmydude6965 be like me, inclusive. I hate all races
parents: games are for kids.
adults : *fighting over pokémon snap*
To be fair, it's "adult: fighting over Pokémon snap" 😂
@Powered By Rainbows the fuck is that for
@@spacejesus4509 I think it’s a bot, just report it for spam
@@blue1584 I couldn’t really give a crap what it wants it’s probably something stupid
That's pokesoys for you
this guy's a grown man fighting over pokemon snap, no wonder he pulled out the weeaboo kick
"Crouching Tiger Hidden Douchebag" A true quote for the ages
I spat my drink out all over my phone when he said that
A quote for the lifetime
**You’ve been spotted as a girl online**
Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again wh○re
EDIT 6: hey are you there???
EDIT 7: send feet pics
@@Bruh.Master damn
Douchrider of the Ages
My man took it in stride all given... “all over pokemon snap” he says afterwards
I had a stroke reading this at 4 am
@@dougthedev9641 I lost brain cells at 5 am
wtf does that mean
Scientists are baffled by this statement
@@aspentune2719 my soul escaped from my body and transcended at 6 am
Tbh, that was a decent kick considering it came from what looks like a shaky, alcoholic gym teacher who just got fired for making inappropriate contact with the freshmen girls volley ball team, hence his sudden outrage at Wal-Mart
How oddly specific, yet probably accurate.
Tbh, I don't think a weeb keyboard warrior can judge any kick or the person behind it, no matter how pathetic they may be.
That description reminds me of Kamoshida from Persona 5
@@tobiaskyon5383 lol, wanna see my physique little man? Only keyboard warriors are you dweebs shitting on weebs.
@@tobiaskyon5383 Yes they can. Literally anyone with eyes (and probably a bunch of people without eyes) can judge that kick *and* the person behind it if they're being openly racist at a Walmart. Doesn't take a genius or a professional MMA judge to see that shit...
Douche: "Wanna see my back kick?"
My response: "Wanna see my Glock?"
He may practice tae kwon do, but I practice (the sound a semi auto makes when racked and fired)
I love how Charlie doesn’t even bother to ratio the videos or thumbnails. The wide mirror effect makes it that much funnier lmaoooo
And I love your cute little bug eyes. Do you make buzzing noises when you eat? I bet you do.
@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN yoooooooo...
I'll ratio this comment though 😎
@@jakeberry9931 Maximum Cringe.
@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN you gave me 12 brain hemorrhages
“That box behind me is a bidet attachment for my toilet.”
Why did I instantly look at the Gfuel container?
Imagine if it shot gfuel up your arse after you finished wiping.
A Gfuel bidet is the most powerful gamer thing I've ever heard LOL
Is that not the box he's referring to?
@@pixel7020 now that’s what I call a “pro gamer move”
Wait, it wasn't the Gfuel? I don't know what is that so I thought that the Gfuel thing was the attachment
Plot twist: he was trying to ask him out but then choked at the last second.
"Hey man wanna see my backsi- I-I mean back...kick?"
He just like me fr fr.
The way he keeps waving his hands around looks like he's trying to hypnotise his opponent.
2:39 all jokes aside, that’s great extension for straight leg dad jeans in the middle of the day
Id just gran yhe leg and yank it up wonder how well his hamstring will take that
I was about to say thats a pretty big dude in fairly tight jeans that was a great kick for what shape he in and jeans hes wearing
@about you who are you peoples
@@Runner-Boy unfortunately not everyone is built like u🙁
For real lmao, that was a decent kick, and he didn't fall or have trouble keeping his balance, which is quite a feat considering that someone said "you've been drinking you need to get outta here" lmao. Idk if he had been drinking but if so, jeez
I think Walmart staff are underrated. They matched his power and managed to control it. Heroes
We're like the Doom Slayer, we are either stronger or just as strong as what we fight
You gotta be a badass to deal with working at Walmart.
@@GuardianTam No, just massively depressed and out of options. Thank you though.
Facts
And they sure as hell don't get payed enough for that shit xD
Black dude: "I'm going to go buy Pokémon Snap."
*A wild Hitmonchad appeared!*
*Hitmonchud
@@eldersun5110 I think they meant to spell 'chad' since this guy is totally acting like one. I think the typo is part of the joke.
Edit: Also, it's Hitmonchan.
@@eldersun5110 *hitmonchub
@@eldersun5110 Hitmondouche
This comment needs more likes.
I’ve never seen an actual “come at me bro”type confrontation. I can tell this guy peaked in high school.
To everyone saying he didn’t do back kick correctly, he was actually wearing a backwards minecraft skin.
advanced pvp strategies
🤣🤣
It wasn't even a back kick. It was a roundhouse. A really bad one
He actually span and kicked but the spin was too fast to see
@@oldboy9267 It really wasn't bad. The only bad thing is it's a karate style roundhouse, and Karate is weak as shit. Should've gotten into Muay Thai or DKB instead.
Edit: Don't scream at me, Karate fans. I'm kidding
Blinded by anger, he released his inner racism and the power of the clown.
Dude forgot his makeup
He didnt say anything racist. Yes this guy is a major douche but did everyone forget what the actual definition of racism is? It literally just means you think you are superior to another person or persons based solely on your race.
@@bowlofsoup12 Ok.
@@bowlofsoup12 literally just look up the definition before you go and be wrong like that. It's prejudice based on race, "-black people, you think you're so-" prejudice based on race.
@@bowlofsoup12 just don't even bother bro lmfao. Nobody cares about what a racist really is nowadays. Everyone that offends a minority is a racist apparently.
"Is that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Douchebag"
I'm wheezing.
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I genuinely nearly died on my tuna sandwich 😂😂😂
LMAO
If I could choose one word to describe this man, it would be DIESELLLLLLL.
It's just confuses me when adults act like spoiled children
Yeah im like *man child?*
Spoiler: maturity doesn't automatically come with trips around the sun
@ur awesome wtf?
@@ηνρ and girls
Children raised by children
“I’m so tired of strong black people”
Sounds like this ain’t his first rodeo
Lmao he probably got bullied by a black person in high school 😭
Damn he fr said that? I didn't hear what he was saying over his overpowering masculinity
@@bigboi9711 Nah. The guy's a racist, he feels insecure by black people daring to exist
@@scrumptiou3138 *Japanese "Menacing" symbols appear over the guy's head*
He saw a sprinkle of black people doing great things in an aray of subjects such as the Olympics and decided that was it 💀
All jokes aside that was a decent kick for a dude wearing jeans.
Hi kazuma
Kazuma, hi.
It was slow tho, you could easily grab up the base of the leg then do a back kick sweep and BOOM threat eliminated into a 3-point triangle choke
@@Vibe4Lyfe very true.. but he is in jeans which increases the difficulty by 5x since not only does he have the risk of breaking his pants but also slipping and getting isekaied or sum shit.
Honestly I agree, but its really silly to show off because if I was watching that without the striking experience I have now I would try to take things to the floor so that I could mute that ability of his - but I'm a stand-up fighter.
3:24 - you’re absolutely correct, Charlie.
He is a weapon.
In some regions of the UK, “weapon” can be used in slang to describe:
*An idiot, an oaf, a fool, a tool; a contemptible or incompetent person.*
So, for the American audience, your sarcasm when describing him as a weapon resonated.
For me, a guy from the UK, weapon resonated with me too 🥹
The genius of language by Penguinz0 ❤
I didn’t realize people like him existed. Jesus, he’s fast.
If you go to a trump rally you'll find tons
LMAOAOA
typically they think that typically they have to wait a few months for the rest of the year to be sure if we have a new plan for that or not the same amount as we are going on with it is the right thing for the rest of the week and if they have
@@pancaked7777777 please . You act like only trump supporters train in martial arts. Are you kidding me? Lol. Smh. I am trained in boxing, muay thai, sumo wrestling , freestyle wrestling , submission wrestling, former marine corps., and I dabble in jeet kune do. He telegraphed that hook kick from a mile away. I would of shot in on him and take him to the ground. That's why he was leaning. Smh.
Trust me. Dude is a poser. He's been waiting to show off that kick. Smh.
People who can fight don’t act like this.
You've never heard of Phoenix Jones then
Yeah, I've been training in Kung Fu for 20 years. I still rarely want to fight people. I'd probably just kick the guy's knee and walk off.
Don't know if he can fight or not but that kick shows that he has some experience lol
@@techrvl9406 Kung-fu lol sure
They usually run fast as fuck
Starts off racist then proceeds to aggresively flirt with the guy," what to see my back kick".
A tsundere with extra steps
@@joy4084 confusing steps at that
Ani me girl
Do you wanna see my "b-b-b-baka kick?"
@@DeadpoolX9 sussy?
Definitely a fighter. Every successful fighter ALWAYS tells their opponent what they're going to do before they do it 👍
That kick wasn't half bad ngl, he definitely has practiced that and kicks that that are hard in jeans. No one who's truly competent in fighting behaves like that though.
@@makeitthrough_ “I fear not the man whos practiced 10,000 kicks, but the man who’s practiced one kick 10,000 times” - Bruce lee
Completely agreed. Dudes a fucking loser but that kick woulda fucked buddy up.
Man Who gives a fuck about that kick lmao
@@barombolobombolo1501 had he connected with it the dude in the white would of cared a lot.
@@makeitthrough_ no not really. most yellow belts in the school i go to would have done way better. dude didn't even pivot. he would have gotten his ass kicked.
There is nothing more entertaining in this world than seeing a guy like this getting his ass kicked. Pay particular attention to the surprised expression when it happens someday.
For me its satisfaction, maybe that will teach em.
what sucks is that he used to be a martial artist back in the day where is his discipline
Yeah I’d love to be the one to do it
@@god4346 you don’t know that lol you don’t have to take martial arts to know how to kick...the guy is a pussy who thinks he can fight...he was throwing punches as a right hander while in south paw which is a huge mistake but if you haven’t taken jiu jitsu and Muay Thai, at least, then idk if I can really call u a real martial artist
@Tike Myson no....he knows how to stand south paw as a right handed and throw awkward punches and one kick since he knows he’s on the way out...and I wish I would’ve seen and heard him say that shit in front of me...but I don’t need anymore charges lol
the walmart lady came in like "time to go" like it was a mcdonalds playplace LMAO
Well, how else would she talk to this manchild?
@@thatnick967 LMFAO
The kick actually looked pretty crisp.
"Do you wanna see my back kick." Nobody has seriously said that sentence since goofing with ur friends on a middle school playground.
Except for karate dojos
I think it was a move on the GBA game "Jackie Chan adventures"
Amazing game btw
Can we just take a second to appreciate how my man just shrugs it all off and goes about his day?
Yeah, because he was trying his best not to appear scared shitless on camera and was thrilled to walk away without getting his ass beat by someone bigger with obvious martial arts training.
The guy talks shit like a clown but his kick at least backed up what he was saying. People can’t kick like that, especially in jeans, without real training
@@jasonl8720 I literally laughed out loud at your comment. Defending this A hole is rich man, really rich. Martial arts training? So that's all i gotta do to make to think I'm a ninja? You're ridiculous. The jeans comment is so ridiculous that it might even be you in the video? Who tf would say this? 😄
@@lastditch727 Please record yourself performing a high kick half as well as this man did and post it here to UA-cam. I would love to be able to edit together a side by side comparison of what a trained fighter looks like compared to an ignorant UA-cam commenter. You literally cannot even squat down as easily in jeans as you can in athletic apparel, and you somehow think throwing a perfect high kick would be easy.
I’m also not defending the guy. He lost control way too easily and made himself look like a complete idiot with his terrible shit talk. That doesn’t change anything about the execution of his kick.
I’ve trained various forms of martial arts for four years now, and I promise you that it is not easy to make a kick look that easy. And the smaller guy who “walked away” would have been able to very easily recognize this in person.
@@jasonl8720 fr but countering a high kick really isnt that hard tbh i also have 40 years worth of martial arts training under the forbidden water fall
@@jasonl8720 I can lol. Might pull something but I'm 6'2 and can still throw a pretty fast front straight kick up to about 6ft.....and connect. Lol.
"Wanna see my back kick?" Sounds like a terrible pick up line.
Its like when a kid asks you to look at them then they do something useless and you have to clap as if it was impressive....
@Joshua EdwinRoehl congratulations. You just got reported. (:
Kick me babe~
Next hes going to ask him "Wanna see me turn into a Super Saiyan?"
I thought he said “bat kick” like he thought he was Batman or some shit
“Pokémon snap just came out and that’s what I’m here for”
MY MAN LETS GO!!
Haha
"You black guys think your so strong" how to project your own thoughts on a stranger instantly.
Dead ass lol people so obsessed with skin color 🤦♂️
@@damonmaldonado8840 When he said "You black guys think your so strong?" i think he means that alot of black people are gangsters or is in something gang related, but not all guys are like that. Skin color literally has nothing to do with you're strength its literally skin color.
@@WeightLossTipsAndTricks101 no he meant, in his own views he sees how muscular black guys tend to be and is clearly insecure.
@@WeightLossTipsAndTricks101 seems so also projecting
@@WeightLossTipsAndTricks101 the only thing skin color does is talk about some slight health issues you could have, also what part of the world your ancestors probably came from.
I would not say he is a weapon but definitely a Tool! 🤣 you know he got in to the crayons again at Walmart.
I swear its like everyone has experienced 1 asshole in school who doesn’t know how to fight only to come near your face just to do fake jabs and kicks as boost to their ego
ᴼᴹᴳ Penguinz0 ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😎
Ikr
@@Odin2244 good for you
I have that allot im the punchbag for bullys and idk why probably cause i dont fight back
@@Bruh.Master you gotta make it have (edited) for edits to make sense, smh!!!!
I think he’s done Taekowondo before. That stance is sideways, and it leads nicely into that kick.
Like once. Looks like he took some martial arts class and wanted to fulfill his fantasy of being in a fight with people cheering him on and complimenting his kicks lol
Im a tae kwon do black belt and an instructor. If he was my student id be very disappointed
@@ben-jamin4154 my martial arts instructors probably wouldn't even talk to me again if I did that. I couldn't look them in the eyes after shaming myself and their teachings like that. Everything they told me not to do and more. He's literally the crazy person example they warn about.
@@ben-jamin4154 same smh
@@ben-jamin4154 Yeah, same. I am also an instructor and I may even consider kicking him out if he pulled a stunt like this. At the very least I would not continue teaching him if he didn’t show a major attitude change.
“Weak guys act tough, tough guys act weak” - Sun Tzu
"Chicken leads to egg, egg leads to omelette, omelette leads to fecal urgency." - Harry S. Plinkett
"Show me how them tits fart" muhamid Ali
“Cover my mouth”-my buddy Eric
“oh yeah sure” - Micheal Jackson (probably)
@@mr.breadobamagames5221 that sounds like some shit Sick Animation would tweet
That kick 😂😂 agreed, he def pulled something
His “kick” honestly wasnt half bad
For real 😂
Yeah. If he had connected with it, I don't doubt he could've done damage.
yeah he really snapped it not a bad kick atall nice technique
Was tryna find was tinkin misen
Be careful!! This manlett seems to have a lot of idiots subbed and making idiotic comments. Come off very libtardish TBH.
What a legend. He was there for his Pokemon Snap and wasn't gonna take shit from some brat.
Love your profile picture
BARS
Huge respect to the other man that didn’t talk shit or be combative.
Cause he is a panzy
@@donvito5647 he's just tryna go about his day bro 💀
@@donvito5647 bro he just wants to go home and play Pokémon snap
Yeah what went down before they pulled the phone out black guy was fucking with him first you people clearly didn't listen to what the white guy said
@@katechan8262 Maybe, but my fellow White man really made a fool of himself. If you’re tough you know it and own it, not pretend to be a ninja Lol
"But i slowed down the image to see every move"
Im dead 🤣
"You want to see my back kick?"
Sounds like something off Napoleon Dynamite.
I would pay real money to watch that clip again with a scene from napoleon dynamite dubbed over it 🤣
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
This Walmart tough guy might give Vasily Komatsky a run for his money in slapping contests
Fortunately kicks aren't allowed in slapping tournaments, otherwise Vasily wouldn't stand a chance against this behemoth.
Man i see you in MPMD and Charlies channel? Ur everywhere
Ok
yo how many subscribers do you have
You mean Kovalsky? From Madagascar?
When i was a child i was thinking every time, being adult will be much better because adults know how to behave. Now i am a adult and it just got worse. The most adults acting like idiots.
Well the kids you grew upp with are also adult now. They didnt all grow upp tho
That's because most of these "adults" peaked at high school ergo they are just trying to reclaim former "glory".
It's like when a kid grows up and realizes they can buy all the toys they always wanted because _they_ are the adults now.
These little brats grew up and realized nobody can stop them acting like shitbags because they are _also_ the adults now.
Some guys are only adults by age, lol.
It gets worse when you realize that 80% of people out there are lacking self-awareness and they're completely out of touch with reality, even their own reality. Most people are out of their minds but they behave at least. And most peoole are just unexperienced, manipulative, egotistical and ignorant mfs. It's just how it goes tho, it's awful, but its life.
That was assault and because he mentioned black, it's also a hate crime. Make sure you always press charges when someone assaults you. It's the only way to get crazies off the street
I'm more impressed by the fact that he was able to do a "kick" while wearing jeans
some jeans nowadays actually stretch to the point you can do a full split in them. my guess is he had a pair like that on
@@kyle21843 I have jeans like that
@@silverdays2909 mee too old navy stretchy jeans :)
@@SOLIDSNAKE. HEY I have the same too
I am wearing them right now
@@silverdays2909 hey! I just put them on! Wow so cool!
This guy lost the moment he confronted someone wearing charlie’s attire. That shit boosts all your stats to the max
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĘ-
@Joshua EdwinRoehl stfu
“You black people, you’re so strong…” that’s some Get Out shit if I’ve ever heard it.
@Kaleb now imagine a black asian kid
Yes, please, Get Out already
@@Masonia_ you mean being mixed?
@Kaleb What kind of soft ass jelly roll are you?
@@Masonia_ the forbidden race
The funny part is you can actually tell he has a TKD background based on that chambered kick. Like one of those strip mall dojo owners a la Rex Kwan Do 😂
Virgin “racist” vs chad “pokemon snap enjoyer”
Ok buck
@@Bruh.Master What lol? What part of the internet do you frequent, cuz I don't even think I can purposefully find that lmao!
@@KatSpicert Reddit
@@Bruh.Master I am Black and I can guarantee you are hangin around the wrong internet neighborhoods if that's even a thing, lmao
@@nvcomics oh, yeah makes sense now
Those “moves” looked straight out of the kids black belt devision at the local McDojo tournament.
The kick was actually proper form, just saying..
@@iclypto Exactly. This guy is a douche, true, but everyone here, including Charles, seem to have literally zero knowledge about fighting. That kick was elegant as fuck, and couldn't be pulled off without a fair deal of practice.
@@krzysztof4114 Hours of practice and training to kick people in walmart
@@gunpowderwithnosulfur9042 we don't know the back story, so to assume he's the protagonist is unjust. He could have been standing up for himself and black dude knew he fucked up. You NEVER know unless you were there.
@@Gamersquadtttta idk man, id say chances are very low that he’s the “good guy” in this situation
"You wanna see my back kick right now?" Pretty sure that's a direct quote from me to my brother on the backyard trampoline ca. 2007
Good comment
Sounds accurate
I feel like he was practicing that kick in the parking lot and was just waiting for this moment
The only impressive thing that happened here is he kicked that high without ripping his pants
damn
ur roast was on Charlie's level
you should start making videos or smth idk
Lmao, this man's pants were fucking getting suffocated on his "impressive, otherworldly" thighs
Jesus can't you just erase him from existence?
I know right? It’s amazing how high he was able to kick wearing those tight ass jeans. I wonder where he got em from
@@whosaprettykitty5076 bruh; obviously from Wrangler!! No REAL man would get anything else
he’s like joe swanson in that family guy episode where he got his legs back
Lmao 🤣 this is a perfect comparison
lmao the stretched video makes it too
There is no fear in this dojo!
Damn
u got it
He just convinced someone who doesn't want to fight, that they shouldn't want to fight him, when really they already didn't want to fight anyone, including him.
@Powered By Rainbows no one gives a shit about pride month
He’s secretly a pro-pacifist
That kick was pretty good tbh. If I tried to do a kick like that, my leg tendons would be ripped apart
It's like if Miles Morales in his 30's gone shopping and met a Sandman wannabe
The image being compressed in height makes this shit so much better lmao
lol i was gonna say that. they wide af
Best name ever.
WIDE RACIST KICKIN
*_yea kinda like a fun house mirror or whatever its called._*
u had me at ...."no tough-guy's cleaning their ass, let alone pressure washing it"
Dont fuck with a tough guy and his pokemon snap. thats a combo breaker.
atleast hes braver and tougher than you shy introverts scared of even being looked by people
The other guy looks like he has gone through 15 divorces 4 jobs lost and went to Walmart to buy Pokémon Snap just to get harassed by a guy who thinks he is Sanji from One Piece only to get escorted by a minimum wage worker.
He just wanted to catch them all.
Kakoyin u alive????
If hed done another back kick he wouldve smashed him in the ground
he diamble jambe’d in his mind but couldnt execute it irl
That's actually a helluva accurate rundown, hahahah
Gotta give credit where credit is due, man did a head kick in jeans and had solid form 🙌
The guy is acting like a kid trying to bait their siblings into fighting so he can cry to get attention later. Truly the toughest man in America.
Out of everything that couldve started that scenario pokemon snap was the culprit
The fight was over when then Female Sumo Wrestler entered the stage.
The Walmart employees are the true hero's. Saved us from experiencing a dragon level disaster