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  • @a.nonnymouse7655
    @a.nonnymouse7655 5 років тому +19056

    "Zelda is my favorite Mario character"
    *Draws sword*

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 5 років тому +547

      A. Nonny Mouse *peace was never an option*

    • @donnamaldonado3171
      @donnamaldonado3171 5 років тому +86

      Yeet Boi HYAH

    • @justabit762
      @justabit762 5 років тому +174

      STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @blockerton1778
      @blockerton1778 5 років тому +38

      He don goofed this time

    • @emlyendurden9798
      @emlyendurden9798 5 років тому +42

      A. Nonny Mouse I came down here to make this comment, but here it was, waiting for me.

  • @noth9307
    @noth9307 5 років тому +2743

    4:45 had me on the floor
    because there weren't any damn chairs

  • @steeloptic
    @steeloptic 5 років тому +4735

    i just say through 31 minutes and 51 seconds of tiktoks and didn't even realise how long it was omg

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T 5 років тому +73

      I didn't realize it until I saw your comment 😂

    • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
      @The_Unknown_Wanderer 5 років тому +45

      How on Earth did that sneak by us?! I never would have realized if it wasn't for you.

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T 5 років тому +1

      @@The_Unknown_Wanderer yep

    • @hoesmad3413
      @hoesmad3413 5 років тому +1

      Mangofloomf same I only realized cause of ur comment😂

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 5 років тому +2

      SAME WTF

  • @charlotte__3657
    @charlotte__3657 4 роки тому +1336

    So no ones going to talk about how someone has a GOAT in their chest of drawers...

    • @gachagerbil3088
      @gachagerbil3088 4 роки тому +6

      Charlotte Ballard I guess

    • @ms.centurion9708
      @ms.centurion9708 4 роки тому +9

      I stuff horses in mine

    • @charlotte__3657
      @charlotte__3657 4 роки тому +2

      Mr. Centurion no way!? Like miniature ones or full size?

    • @egg5195
      @egg5195 4 роки тому +9

      @@charlotte__3657 Who stuffs minuture horses in a draw??? Only full sized horses work, none of that fun sized shit

    • @naomic863
      @naomic863 4 роки тому

      8:04

  • @tarcan3246
    @tarcan3246 5 років тому +5362

    Zelda is my favorite Mario character too

    • @roderrickgaming9949
      @roderrickgaming9949 5 років тому +7

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 5 років тому +59

      I dunno I kinda like link she's cute :/

    • @monkomonkulus
      @monkomonkulus 5 років тому +21

      My favorite Mario character is josuke from Dragon ball

    • @blockerton1778
      @blockerton1778 5 років тому +23

      @@monkomonkulus Nah I'm more into kermit from Naruto

    • @tomwatson4860
      @tomwatson4860 5 років тому +8

      Samus is my favorite Donkey Kong character.

  • @AreNoobzEpic
    @AreNoobzEpic 5 років тому +2734

    are we all just going to ignore the fact that one person had a goat in their drawer

  • @goobitz4231
    @goobitz4231 5 років тому +3067

    “I got ice cream at mc Donald’s. I’m lactose intolerant!”
    Can we talk about how the machine WASNT broken??? That in itself is an achievement

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi 5 років тому +42

      I actually cracked their machine is always broken thingy.
      It's not broken.... the ice cream inside isn't cold enough to serve or the thermometer is seriously broken so it's not cold inside

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 5 років тому +21

      @@toomacchi if the ice-cream isn't cold enough to serve them the machine is broken.. that's the point of the machine dude

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi 5 років тому +2

      @@youreinvalid8493 it's a malfunction...

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 5 років тому +6

      @@toomacchi in every machine worldwide?

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 років тому +1

      @@youreinvalid8493 yeah like the menu in Borderlands 3

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 4 роки тому +731

    "Oh my god, Freddie's going crazy"
    *"GIBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"*
    4:03

    • @darianoconnor6820
      @darianoconnor6820 3 роки тому +5

      4:31
      The demon in my closet

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 роки тому +3

      @@darianoconnor6820 And that relates to my comment how

    • @chayboyretard
      @chayboyretard 3 роки тому +3

      @@samurexatlas7373 it just does

    • @SlimThief
      @SlimThief 3 роки тому +3

      GIBBBBEEEEEEEH

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 роки тому +1

      @@SlimThief Garry, you will NEVER be as good a Gibby. Back into the closet.

  • @kaylinkline3568
    @kaylinkline3568 5 років тому +2946

    "people need to stop drinking coke, you cant see the spiders."
    Me watching while drinking my coke : "well then."

    • @IronPython-cz1eb
      @IronPython-cz1eb 5 років тому +27

      Kaylin kline If the spider fell in during processing then the it would’ve dissolved before the coke ever even got to the supermarket due to the acid is coke

    • @mathaibunny2476
      @mathaibunny2476 5 років тому +6

      Iron Python2908 spiders r stupid strong tho

    • @melonylymon3214
      @melonylymon3214 5 років тому +7

      Pepsi is fine tho

    • @xxbattleblazexx
      @xxbattleblazexx 5 років тому +2

      Kaylin kline 1k like🤪🤪🤪

    • @Sledgehog91
      @Sledgehog91 5 років тому +27

      Not a spider but my sister left an open can of Coke on her beside table once and woke up thirsty and went to take a sip, when she did she felt all this crawling inside her mouth and her face. She started screaming and ran to the bathroom and started coughing up. Btw all of this in the darkness, she finally turned the light on and it was ants. A whole army of ants crawled inside her coke can and she drank half of them. She never drank coke after that again lmao

  • @d1zzyghoul911
    @d1zzyghoul911 5 років тому +2720

    Woman: "Get your *paw* off the table"
    Dog: **puts paw off the table**
    Also the dog: SiKe, *BiCh you thought*

  • @angelcakeart
    @angelcakeart 5 років тому +1800

    I hate that I'm here but I miss vine

  • @em-tc6zr
    @em-tc6zr 3 роки тому +186

    11:00 same energy as "what are u holding?" "A KNIFE" " *NO* "

  • @phishypotatoeboi7661
    @phishypotatoeboi7661 5 років тому +1212

    WHY IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE FISH

    • @KunguIl
      @KunguIl 5 років тому +39

      it's a walking catfish. They're sorta amphibious but no legs. wikipedia article --> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_catfish

    • @liyahfilien7129
      @liyahfilien7129 5 років тому +2

      facts

    • @tylerherring2443
      @tylerherring2443 5 років тому +35

      The concerning thing is that it's highly likely it just injured itself badly it hit that floor hard

    • @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi
      @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi 5 років тому +11

      @@KunguIl actually i believe it was some type of snake-head. walking catfish are shaped different and have whiskers. [i have 4 of them] or it miiiight be a polypeturus? { dinosaur bichir}

    • @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi
      @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi 5 років тому +12

      also snake-heads are notorious for jumping out so they should've gotten a tight fitting lid.

  • @zephatry
    @zephatry 5 років тому +4788

    As a Norwegian person, I can confirm I come from Norwegia
    Edit: First, thanks for the likes :) and someone/people have brought to my attention she said Norwegia, not Norwegian

    • @cloudwing711
      @cloudwing711 5 років тому +34

      Tiredmations Gr8 *National Norway song play’s* Russefest

    • @finder_
      @finder_ 5 років тому +81

      norwegia

    • @bullie86
      @bullie86 5 років тому +57

      As a Dutch guy, I can confirm I’m from Dutchland.

    • @saphydragseen2808
      @saphydragseen2808 5 років тому +3

      Wait I just came from a video of multiculturalism to see if Norway was there (Norwegian here) and when a come to this video the first comment is "I'm Norwegian" :0, you made my day thank u fellow norwegian

    • @saphydragseen2808
      @saphydragseen2808 5 років тому +2

      @@cloudwing711 ... Ja vi elsker ... That's the name, thought I would help...
      Though "Vi er Norge i rødt hvitt og blått" is also kind of the national song... We are really patriotic

  • @TwixterQueen3
    @TwixterQueen3 5 років тому +2902

    Everyone- *talking about Mario or something*
    Me- is no one gonna talk about if that bear was a real bear just walking having a good time on two legs??

    • @charliem8377
      @charliem8377 5 років тому +15

      Galaxypotatoes ikr I think I have a bear phobia now

    • @PuffTheMagicEnby
      @PuffTheMagicEnby 5 років тому +27

      why is bears knowing how to walk on two legs like literally everybody already knew such a shock?

    • @TwixterQueen3
      @TwixterQueen3 5 років тому +35

      @@PuffTheMagicEnby because I haven't seen one walk on two legs that long.

    • @athymybeloved
      @athymybeloved 5 років тому +10

      when u haven’t seen a bear bc u live in the top floor of a flat.

    • @Florid03
      @Florid03 5 років тому

      @@athymybeloved ha same.

  • @liammarks5176
    @liammarks5176 4 роки тому +480

    14:56 me trying not to cough in class to annoy other people

  • @scapegoatie2605
    @scapegoatie2605 5 років тому +3261

    I'm Norwegian and I can confirm we're actually from Norwegia.

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 5 років тому +86

      no way

    • @pig1114
      @pig1114 4 роки тому +42

      Yes, this comment is correct.

    • @katharineforsyth1870
      @katharineforsyth1870 4 роки тому +102

      @@DingoXBX *Australian voice:* NOR-WAY!

    • @Frypt
      @Frypt 4 роки тому +4

      @alycts haha jeg er også norsk aye

    • @cantystals2149
      @cantystals2149 4 роки тому +1

      Blue_Boy Sweden?

  • @Squilium
    @Squilium 5 років тому +705

    @11:00 had the same energy as "what do you have" "a knife" "NOOOOOOOO"

    • @j.j.714
      @j.j.714 5 років тому +25

      That’s the knife kid now. Feel old yet?

    • @scarletellis2274
      @scarletellis2274 5 років тому +4

      Ay Macarena wow. Old

    • @henrymarenth8645
      @henrymarenth8645 5 років тому +3

      She sounded just like the mom too omg xD

  • @chickennugget315
    @chickennugget315 5 років тому +1504

    Kermit: *sees blood-stained wood chipper*
    Kermit: *aggressive inhale*
    Kermit: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

    • @builtdifferent6227
      @builtdifferent6227 5 років тому +21

      Chicken Nugget the clip was funny until that happened

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 5 років тому +10

      “blood-stained thing”
      Have you not seen Fargo?

    • @dhamslice
      @dhamslice 5 років тому +3

      Blood-stained WOOD CHIPPER

  • @christinaevergreen8351
    @christinaevergreen8351 4 роки тому +1235

    are we all not going to talk about the fact about how rude the Madeline McCain one was and how the one where the kid literally fell and drop this like tiny marble things.

    • @neat24
      @neat24 4 роки тому +201

      The Madeline McCain one wasn't funny whatsoever

    • @sophiebrown1305
      @sophiebrown1305 4 роки тому +17

      It’s Madeleine McCann*
      Also cool if it’s not funny for you then that’s fine but other people may find it funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 4 роки тому +170

      @@sophiebrown1305 If you find it funny then you probably weren't even alive in 2007.

    • @jessalyn4559
      @jessalyn4559 4 роки тому +170

      Yeah i came to the comments to see if anyone else thought those 2 were offensive, Madeline was a child when she went missing thats in really poor taste and i felt bad for that boy i dont see how its funny to trip him like that

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 роки тому +20

      @@jessalyn4559 in all honesty if a person is not that attached or has a connection they find the Madison one funny. It could be dark humor I guess and i mean based on the comments I guess this was a long time ago so moreso not much attachment. Everyone is entitled to what they find funny and it's not really harming anyone at this point.
      Note I don't know who Madison is or the story and when it took place. I'm just trying to be reasonable for people who doesn't necessarily have a heart throbbing reaction to every thing but aren't heartless monsters. I don't like when others insult others like that just cuz they don't react the same as you.

  • @PastelCerulean
    @PastelCerulean 5 років тому +432

    "You're feisty"
    "Meaw.."

  • @NerdyFangirl-hi2hz
    @NerdyFangirl-hi2hz 5 років тому +1583

    No one:
    Lactose intolerant ppl: I'm here to die

    • @circadiana
      @circadiana 4 роки тому +16

      It’s the forbidden fruit

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 роки тому +11

      Honestly we're probably just suicidal or some shit

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 4 роки тому +2

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 4 роки тому

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 4 роки тому

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

  • @Kaden.1227
    @Kaden.1227 5 років тому +1341

    Moment of silence please for the girl who tattooed Greg Hefley on her neck

  • @judi7238
    @judi7238 4 роки тому +182

    28:57 as a beardie owner I can confirm that this is just how they are. Constantly. They aren't very rich in the brain cell department but I love them anyways.

    • @theweirdseedot
      @theweirdseedot 2 роки тому

      spirit animal
      also where do you get one?

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 Рік тому

      I feel like most reptiles don't have a lot going on in the brain department

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 Рік тому +1

      ​@theweirdseedot also I know this is 7 months old but I wanna help you out. So they're in a lot of pet stores, but I would be super cautious getting one from there because unless they're like family owned or something, pet stores don't have the best rep when it comes to taking care of their animals. So what I'd do is I'd look for a breeder you'll probably get a healthier beardie. Also I beg you to do a lot of research before getting one. Like a LOT.

  • @clarav1938
    @clarav1938 5 років тому +851

    Some of these are BAD but they make the good ones look even better lmao

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 5 років тому +15

      More than half of them are bad lmao

    • @ItzMxsticTV
      @ItzMxsticTV 5 років тому +28

      Like the dude that remade his nicki Minaj vine

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 років тому +4

      Or what about the one where it’s just a girl standing in front of an EB Games and says she doesn’t understand? That’s easily the dumbest one, I don’t get why it’s on here...

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 11 місяців тому

      like the one about Madelaine. that felt particularly poor taste

  • @alexx-ty4wp
    @alexx-ty4wp 5 років тому +263

    sam: omg freddie is going crazy
    gibby: GIBBYYYYY
    me: laughing to death

  • @callii2981
    @callii2981 5 років тому +999

    14:56 me trying not to cough in class when I already coughed a bunch of times

  • @blobfish4999
    @blobfish4999 4 роки тому +43

    Gibby is like a golden retriever in a game of monopoly because he doesn’t know why he is there but is happy to be there for the experience.

  • @tobi-xy4ou
    @tobi-xy4ou 5 років тому +1334

    guy: approaches furry
    "i love your pikachu cosplay.."
    *visible anger and confusion*

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 5 років тому +21

      Is that a c o u n t r y h u m a n ?

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping 5 років тому +5

      @@squishh7805 cringe

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 5 років тому +4

      tired-idiot
      You’re the one using the stock image as your pfp

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping 5 років тому +11

      @@squishh7805 who genuinely cares other than u its literally just a pfp

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 5 років тому +4

      tired-idiot
      You’re aware of the whole thing about people not respecting people with anime profiles, right?

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 5 років тому +880

    "Zelda is my favorite Mario character"
    Link cosplayer: *drops food and grabs Master Sword*
    This... is yes. This is everything.

    • @NJMC23451
      @NJMC23451 5 років тому +5

      I'm dying

    • @sophiavilla7831
      @sophiavilla7831 5 років тому +3

      I wheezed when that happened

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 5 років тому +2

      @@sophiavilla7831 Same. And the cosplayer didn't even hesitate it was just immediately, "Aight, I gotta kill this bitch."

  • @gojoseyelash6174
    @gojoseyelash6174 5 років тому +861

    11:00
    This, right here, is the "Whatcha got there?" "A knife!" "No!!!" kid, from a few years ago... he's matured, and so have his destruction mechanisms
    Edit: guys i have no idea... that was just a dumb joke T - T

  • @diamondzack
    @diamondzack 4 роки тому +50

    8:48 that Mario one took me out for a few minutes, man

  • @safeeyab6291
    @safeeyab6291 5 років тому +674

    I need to know what happens next with "oh sh$&t! that's not her boyfriend"

    • @luciousthefox9971
      @luciousthefox9971 5 років тому +29

      I DEADASS CAME TO THE COMMENTS SECTION TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS WONDERING THAT TOO

    • @markschneider6600
      @markschneider6600 5 років тому +3

      bruh just say shit

    • @komaljain9446
      @komaljain9446 4 роки тому

      Timestamp ?

    • @luisachen6389
      @luisachen6389 4 роки тому +1

      SHE NEEDS TO TELL HER REAL BF IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL DO

    • @shibaunicorn
      @shibaunicorn 4 роки тому

      i came to comments to see if anyone commented that lol

  • @wohdinhel
    @wohdinhel 5 років тому +539

    14:35 “yeuae haeiv gouet en assoignmint to wroaiet”
    “ah knoieuw”

    • @mockidaweird9580
      @mockidaweird9580 5 років тому +1

      When they catch me playing on my phone when I'm supposed to do homework

    • @dompaiement7643
      @dompaiement7643 5 років тому +8

      Can confirm, this is how Australians speak

  • @Strawtebby
    @Strawtebby 5 років тому +1015

    I forgot that grade are called “years” in a lot of other countries so I was like “Why are people so mean to 7 year olds?”

    • @meghades5431
      @meghades5431 5 років тому +15

      In my school w e call it first years ect but I am in second year (year 8 8) it just makes it easier

    • @emd9324
      @emd9324 5 років тому +4

      mkw yeah me too but in my school it’s ones then twos then threes and so on lol

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 5 років тому +5

      it’s probably just that the US wanted to be special like when Britain didn’t want to have the euro

    • @Brycicle3d
      @Brycicle3d 4 роки тому +1

      American. Yucky

    • @oogabooga1991
      @oogabooga1991 4 роки тому +1

      @@themoon8321 nah it just makes it easier to know which is which just as you see this person got confused its being used different

  • @monsterrftw4767
    @monsterrftw4767 4 роки тому +47

    4:25
    Man: YEET
    Cat: *goes flying*
    Also Cat: You have summoned The Almighty Kitten! Prepare to die of looking at my cuteness! And my evil eyes of course.

  • @katrinaoneil7919
    @katrinaoneil7919 5 років тому +559

    15:33 pls like to keep this at the top I’m saving this for future replays.

    • @r3dstoner3quired27
      @r3dstoner3quired27 5 років тому +25

      have you noticed that they literally padlocked them together tho lmao

    • @katrinaoneil7919
      @katrinaoneil7919 5 років тому +4

      R3dstoneR3quired omg no I didn’t notice that! 😂

  • @kandyk8511
    @kandyk8511 5 років тому +1774

    As a Norwegian it’s insane how many times I’ve heard Americans say “ Norwegia”

    • @lizzymaze10
      @lizzymaze10 5 років тому +62

      *cries in oil*

    • @jopie4200
      @jopie4200 5 років тому +62

      Its horrible that I didn't hear anything wrong with that for a hot second

    • @nexusthefireyspirit7877
      @nexusthefireyspirit7877 5 років тому +33

      Please dont judge our country after those idiots

    • @catj.v.6904
      @catj.v.6904 5 років тому +53

      That was the first time I've even heard the term "Norwegia." I'm probably just not around enough idiots lmao

    • @remytheartist
      @remytheartist 5 років тому +10

      This is the first time Ive heard Norwegia dkbdkcncm

  • @jphartley4063
    @jphartley4063 5 років тому +607

    Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that the two chickens are chained together?
    15:32

    • @ossswin
      @ossswin 4 роки тому +67

      yo don’t kink shame

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao, I thought that was the crack on my phone

  • @lappelduvide6751
    @lappelduvide6751 3 роки тому +11

    1:44
    HE LOOKS UP AT THE SKY AND IM DYING CAUSE YOU JUST KNOW HE'S SCREAMING, "WHY GOD WHY!?" IN HIS HEAD.

  • @renee1390
    @renee1390 5 років тому +373

    I’m just glad Quincy is still alive and kicking

  • @Omeganomster
    @Omeganomster 5 років тому +1297

    “pOoR litTlE pUPpY”
    *cat walks up*
    “What do you want?” 🙄

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 5 років тому +7

      Me tho
      Cats are devil spawn

    • @shadowcultist
      @shadowcultist 5 років тому +22

      @@tab4691 ooh someone likes to grabby grab animals like a toddler and kitties don't like him

    • @Artskine
      @Artskine 5 років тому +1

      That one was me but in reversed. xD

    • @willow_and_morel
      @willow_and_morel 5 років тому

      Tab 100 yeh heck

    • @kannahchan3033
      @kannahchan3033 5 років тому

      My mom hates my cats hahaha

  • @aslanjadecallenreese99
    @aslanjadecallenreese99 5 років тому +280

    8:38 I'M ACTUALLY WHEEZING HOW IS THAT NOISE POSSIBLE

  • @ABANDONED23456
    @ABANDONED23456 4 роки тому +99

    Normal people: Watching TikTok videos on the app.
    Me, an intellectual: Watching TikTok videos on UA-cam, despite having the app.

  • @waterlily1017
    @waterlily1017 5 років тому +108

    19:33 That dog has the softest, cutest, and most adorable whine I have ever heard from a dog. Omg.

  • @morganrolland2370
    @morganrolland2370 5 років тому +669

    “Zelda is my favorite Mario character”
    **stands up**
    Me:oh no
    **draws sword**
    Me:OH NO

    • @BrokenFantasy
      @BrokenFantasy 5 років тому +7

      *is it bad I get a little turned on whenever I see link, whether it’s a cosplayer or irl*

    • @kaitlynfox7238
      @kaitlynfox7238 5 років тому +2

      @@BrokenFantasy yes

    • @blushymilk
      @blushymilk 5 років тому +2

      @@BrokenFantasy no.

    • @kiwibird6178
      @kiwibird6178 5 років тому +2

      @@BrokenFantasy maybe?

    • @jadesunset9120
      @jadesunset9120 5 років тому +1

      Ember Rodgers no

  • @Piece_of_Ship
    @Piece_of_Ship 5 років тому +176

    The hot dog in a banana got me so hard lmao. Guy was like wtf is going on

    • @icanexplain5974
      @icanexplain5974 5 років тому +23

      I love how he looked at the heavens and he was like "I need answers, is this a sign?"

    • @iloveknitting4497
      @iloveknitting4497 5 років тому +3

      Jake Frye and he looks up to the sky like “wtf jesus I just wanted some POTTASIUMMMM”

    • @Crypticdragon1
      @Crypticdragon1 5 років тому +1

      "I have a question for God. Why?"

  • @ellasbian
    @ellasbian 4 роки тому +13

    "zelda is my favorite mario character"
    *link silently stands up and draws his sword*
    I'M CRYING

  • @Maristartacit
    @Maristartacit 5 років тому +1204

    Why is no one talking about 7:34
    Like who? What? Why? And most positively how the heck did that gosh darn eel shoot at top speed straight up and out of that fish tank.

    • @quartzenmirror2168
      @quartzenmirror2168 5 років тому +79

      I think it's a species of fish or eel I've heard of, I'm pretty sure it's called something like a Walking Eel and as long as it stays moist it can stay out of water for more than a week!

    • @killianistired
      @killianistired 5 років тому +57

      @@quartzenmirror2168 its a catfish, pretty sure they come from florida (don't know if they're native to there). there was this big story on it a while back cause they would come up on land during big rain storms and walk from fish pond to fish pond and eat peoples fish.

    • @quartzenmirror2168
      @quartzenmirror2168 5 років тому +9

      @@killianistired Huh, cool! Didn't know!

    • @adphalen
      @adphalen 5 років тому +10

      • SingulariTea • *YEET* indeed

    • @leena_potatoes7128
      @leena_potatoes7128 5 років тому +14

      And how did they manage to catch it on camera??

  • @chas7666
    @chas7666 5 років тому +407

    Cat: *gets yeeted off of bed*
    Also Cat: “ah... so you have chosen death.”

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 5 років тому +387

    I feel like Vines themselves you more relate to on a spiritual level and tik toks that radiate vine energy are ones you can laugh at but are only temporary comforts in this world. Vines are endless

    • @jassyanimations8947
      @jassyanimations8947 5 років тому +6

      The viners who moved to tik tok cause vine died don't just radiate vine energy. They are vine energy.

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg 4 роки тому +19

    8:00 "You wanna hang out?" "Yeah sure, lemme grab my goat." "Don't you mean coat?"

  • @ianleighliter2200
    @ianleighliter2200 5 років тому +761

    At 14:07 I DIED. He threw that shit in some random persons window I-

    • @totallynotsatan976
      @totallynotsatan976 5 років тому +36

      Ian Leighliter here to ruin your day, I’m pretty sure it’s fake

    • @ianleighliter2200
      @ianleighliter2200 5 років тому +9

      Dami _es I’m sad now

    • @stevenjunior7779
      @stevenjunior7779 5 років тому +3

      Ow omg wtf

    • @IronPython-cz1eb
      @IronPython-cz1eb 5 років тому +5

      Dami _es god, I hope not! 😂😂

    • @wicked2429
      @wicked2429 5 років тому +13

      @@totallynotsatan976 who cares, erryting is fake, let ppl laugh

  • @Prettyswagdad
    @Prettyswagdad 5 років тому +186

    i’m screaming at the greg heffley tattoo

  • @deivonhenshaw896
    @deivonhenshaw896 5 років тому +500

    music: *"Give me a second I-"*
    cat with one eye: "am i a joke to you?"

    • @david-rp6gn
      @david-rp6gn 5 років тому +7

      Deivon Henshaw r/thatsthejoke

    • @nihal74321
      @nihal74321 4 роки тому +7

      @@david-rp6gn r/wooosh*

  • @snooze7106
    @snooze7106 4 роки тому +19

    The guy with a hot dog in his banana just looked up like god was suppose to answer him-

  • @SamY-ev5rt
    @SamY-ev5rt 5 років тому +221

    1:16 This bear is straight up high out of his mind

  • @danielpeppapigpowers
    @danielpeppapigpowers 5 років тому +215

    "box for idiot frogs"
    Me, an intellectual: "THAT'S A TOAD"

    • @jessycastoepker
      @jessycastoepker 5 років тому +9

      THANK YOU

    • @CaptBirdy
      @CaptBirdy 5 років тому +5

      She also tapped it with her finger

    • @catboyInWebs
      @catboyInWebs 5 років тому +1

      Cadet Birdy because she is calling her toad a idiot, by pushing the toad to the idiot box lmao

    • @isla.luvs.skellies
      @isla.luvs.skellies 5 років тому +1

      She pushed her frog in there...

  • @grayson444
    @grayson444 5 років тому +669

    2:29
    " if my frog goes in this box, hes officially an idoit."
    *touches frogs butt with finger*
    "BRUH."

    • @tershey8862
      @tershey8862 5 років тому +8

      Grace Olson ikr

    • @jamesflick668
      @jamesflick668 5 років тому +27

      I literally didn't see that before you pointed it out, and that tiktok is ruined to me now

    • @chilledcassidy
      @chilledcassidy 5 років тому +1

      Rex Montmorency but that’s the joke, it makes it funny

    • @somedudester2477
      @somedudester2477 5 років тому +1

      Cassie Tucker does it make it funny tho.. does it😐

    • @scar5117
      @scar5117 5 років тому

      Some Dudester yes

  • @plassthiic
    @plassthiic 4 роки тому +33

    5:31 why they gotta do my man's Josh like that?!?😭💀

  • @Valerie_04
    @Valerie_04 5 років тому +1116

    [5:39] that’s actually kinda really mean

  • @ashlynnfitzpatrick9677
    @ashlynnfitzpatrick9677 5 років тому +7908

    y’all don’t know what vine energy means and it shows

    • @courtneyxrae9676
      @courtneyxrae9676 5 років тому +195

      tbh 💀

    • @sebastianlopez4366
      @sebastianlopez4366 5 років тому +12

      nice

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 5 років тому +244

      Ashlynn Fitzpatrick Oh well, let peeps have fun. Plus some of the animal ones were cute.

    • @saram3449
      @saram3449 5 років тому +401

      Vine had a million different types of content soooooo this is fine lol

    • @builtdifferent6227
      @builtdifferent6227 5 років тому +216

      r u an expert or something. It’s literally just a video that feels like a vine

  • @teasippingcommenter8154
    @teasippingcommenter8154 5 років тому +514

    “You should sell hotdogs-“ -brief moment of distress- “-because you know how to make a wiener stand-“ -distress-

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 5 років тому +5

      Iconnnnic

    • @alanacasper5522
      @alanacasper5522 5 років тому +2

      *Absolute confusion and baffled distress, you mean.*

  • @zebdawson3687
    @zebdawson3687 4 роки тому +13

    0:50 that man’s got a sense of humor. I appreciate that.

  • @T-Law.
    @T-Law. 5 років тому +833

    No one gonna mention 18:58 like? FAa MuLAn 😂🤣

    • @zalfie1980
      @zalfie1980 5 років тому +6

      T. Law Brilliant

    • @aslanjadecallenreese99
      @aslanjadecallenreese99 5 років тому +4

      T. Law I HAVE THAT ONE SAVED IN MY FAVORITES 😂

    • @naomichancey7621
      @naomichancey7621 5 років тому +5

      That one got me good! She did it perfectly too!!!

    • @amethyst5761
      @amethyst5761 5 років тому +3

      T. Law I have that one saved on my account. I literally die every time I see it 🤣

    • @xxelisaxx
      @xxelisaxx 5 років тому +4

      _wheeze_

  • @Hdidbi_3049
    @Hdidbi_3049 5 років тому +373

    00:57 LMAO HE JUST KEPT GOING

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 5 років тому +2

      wait i don't get that one

    • @haithere4254
      @haithere4254 5 років тому +3

      Same wtf happend in that one-

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 5 років тому

      Maybe he was in some place but was too lazy to explain

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 5 років тому

      i think so anyways. hope my assumption wasnt racist or anything...

    • @xxelisaxx
      @xxelisaxx 5 років тому +1

      @@gore6587 finnaly someone understands!

  • @mateolitc8898
    @mateolitc8898 5 років тому +443

    Bruh, that chick was straight up cheating on her bf and her friend put her on blast. I need the full story! 👏

  • @genovesator8454
    @genovesator8454 4 роки тому +66

    (20:18) Just a friendly reminder. Don´t buy otters. They need so much space and things to do. They are animals with a lot of energy and need to bite a lot. Without demand there is no offer.

    • @cecedibrito9089
      @cecedibrito9089 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up 😍

    • @GlimzytheBee
      @GlimzytheBee 3 роки тому +13

      Not to mention they aren't domestic animals at all

    • @ImJaxBaby
      @ImJaxBaby 3 роки тому +8

      @@cecedibrito9089 well aren't you an ignorant little person

    • @ImJaxBaby
      @ImJaxBaby 3 роки тому

      @@daniels.l7858 😐 ha

    • @minitureoc9333
      @minitureoc9333 3 роки тому

      How you do even buy otter. Like isn't that a wild animals

  • @petrpokorny7768
    @petrpokorny7768 5 років тому +315

    Dont mind me, i'm just making time stamps for my future self
    4:22
    20:46
    30:55

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss 5 років тому +117

    I lost it at "give me a second eye" at 8:30

  • @kayliegutierrez1820
    @kayliegutierrez1820 5 років тому +328

    Bro the kid who got tripped really broke my heart 😭 poor kid man

    • @seDrakonkill
      @seDrakonkill 5 років тому +8

      Kedy Bear
      A Kid-Man is generally referred to as a boy.

    • @dennelyzarazua1571
      @dennelyzarazua1571 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz 5 років тому

      @Israel Salgado they were obviously close..

    • @animegeek68
      @animegeek68 5 років тому

      @Israel Salgado I mean they're close right?
      So they're just I guess pranking him for a bit of fun. A video of you tripping and spilling whatever he spilled is one of the least humiliating things that can be posted. so eh.

  • @uikonimi
    @uikonimi 4 роки тому +29

    18:57 made me cry laugh (the Fa Mulan bit)

  • @tatsleo9022
    @tatsleo9022 5 років тому +1355

    is no one going to realize she made a tik tok about a missing child

    • @lil_chainmail8795
      @lil_chainmail8795 5 років тому +16

      time?

    • @tatsleo9022
      @tatsleo9022 5 років тому +58

      sam 17:24

    • @NG-tv1qw
      @NG-tv1qw 5 років тому +62

      I caught that :(

    • @senseiskellig4878
      @senseiskellig4878 5 років тому +265

      I did, after googling her name. I literally thought "wait a minute, that was offensive af"

    • @masucharski
      @masucharski 5 років тому +175

      YES. that was so unnecessary

  • @pixiegirl1330
    @pixiegirl1330 5 років тому +150

    I was watching this like “haha, that’s funny” and “that’s cute”, but once it got to the chair one at around 5 minutes, I couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @mcspadee
    @mcspadee 5 років тому +210

    *”Mario” riding on a bike*
    *crashes*
    “wwwaAAAAAAAAAaa”

  • @zinogrey2609
    @zinogrey2609 4 роки тому +9

    18:26 thats one step below being creepypasta right there. I was not prepared

  • @friend1308
    @friend1308 5 років тому +238

    10:29 Isn't that the "Who am I? Let's go to the beach-beach! .....Ninki minjaj." Guy?

  • @MCNinjaDJ
    @MCNinjaDJ 5 років тому +179

    "I made this trap for my 'frog.' if he goes in here he's officially an idiot" (Toad proceeds to jump in.)

    • @MCNinjaDJ
      @MCNinjaDJ 5 років тому +2

      15:32 That might actually be the FUNNIESt shit I have literally seen in my entire life.

    • @valeries9297
      @valeries9297 4 роки тому +13

      You can see she poked them to make them jump.

    • @breathofthewildnerd1261
      @breathofthewildnerd1261 4 роки тому +3

      I read that as
      “Toad princess to jump in”

    • @legiterally_just_a_slime
      @legiterally_just_a_slime 4 роки тому +3

      What kind of toad is that though? It looks similar to the common ones in my neighborhood. Did she just grab one from the wild and decide to keep it as a pet?

    • @the_proto_type679
      @the_proto_type679 4 роки тому +4

      She legit pushes it in

  • @croqueta777
    @croqueta777 5 років тому +136

    *8:47** Italian person falls*
    _insert Mario’s scream_

  • @christinaw.9214
    @christinaw.9214 4 роки тому +19

    you forgot the iconic "i'm in the ghetto, ratatataaaah"

    • @stilldomi
      @stilldomi 4 роки тому

      I hate that because of what it really means

  • @prettykittycatnip6226
    @prettykittycatnip6226 5 років тому +270

    20:20 my cat thinks it’s a kitten and cuddles my phone

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 років тому +5

      Prettykitty catnip I wanna pop it and hit it with a bat

    • @L_LawlietLuvr
      @L_LawlietLuvr 5 років тому +6

      Hailey C. ..........what the f u c -

    • @aylag.gonzalez1284
      @aylag.gonzalez1284 5 років тому

      That is so sweet

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 років тому

      moonstar the wolf please do I want to be dead

    • @MoonyVoid
      @MoonyVoid 5 років тому +2

      @@haileyc.2977 neither does that otter

  • @rachelsantos3602
    @rachelsantos3602 5 років тому +60

    " I look like that!? That bdabdabda that's all folks??"😂 9:24
    Also the mario one got me😂

  • @owenkeach6805
    @owenkeach6805 5 років тому +64

    Everyone’s gangsta until the bear walks like a human

  • @Karkatvantqs
    @Karkatvantqs 4 роки тому +10

    1:16 : **Me looking in caves to find lava cause I need a Nether Portal**

  • @lxnca
    @lxnca 5 років тому +220

    11:16
    The chicken: Why is the human performing a ritual on my egg

    • @nuttkraker2127
      @nuttkraker2127 5 років тому +1

      Observe&Kill that was a shit

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 роки тому +15

      @@nuttkraker2127 that was an egg

  • @thegr8hatty
    @thegr8hatty 5 років тому +300

    i haven't seen a single comment about the dog at 19:20 and im sad

    • @Anikane
      @Anikane 5 років тому +9

      didn't even click the timestamp as yet to see which dog it is, but i completely agree anyway

    • @issadar1290
      @issadar1290 5 років тому +7

      Im sad about the chicken egg

    • @tlandermc562
      @tlandermc562 5 років тому +1

      Whats the name of that song?

    • @ashleymalx
      @ashleymalx 5 років тому

      sky blade literally just lalala

    • @whoisintissar
      @whoisintissar 5 років тому

      sky blade Lalala - bbno$ and Y2K

  • @charliep4751
    @charliep4751 5 років тому +87

    The short-worded goat made me cry. She’s beautiful

  • @greengamer2026
    @greengamer2026 3 роки тому +8

    27:15 this and the next one fit so well together lol

  • @clarav1938
    @clarav1938 5 років тому +180

    11:55 boomer discovers gen z black magic

    • @elijahguy_p
      @elijahguy_p 5 років тому +5

      Why does he look like Tom Holland?

  • @ianhausam5464
    @ianhausam5464 5 років тому +106

    27:23, it took me rewatching it twice to realize the terrified screams that sounded like a child in great pain came from a fuvking animal

    • @natashalongley3517
      @natashalongley3517 5 років тому +1

      Isabella Hausam did they? How do you know?

    • @Tecno-Dark
      @Tecno-Dark 5 років тому +35

      Its a different video, the first one is a kid (the guys little brother), and the next clip is the cat. The transition threw me off to i had to look it up.
      Still concerning tho

    • @Marie-yj5gd
      @Marie-yj5gd 5 років тому +6

      Oh boi I thought it was from the same tiktok too I legit almost started crying

  • @krysrivers525
    @krysrivers525 5 років тому +507

    " you need to sell hotdogs because you know how to make a weiner stand" AH IM DYING LMFAO

    • @royalblu1100
      @royalblu1100 5 років тому +9

      2:39 for a timestamp lol

    • @lolacariad
      @lolacariad 5 років тому +3

      what makes it so much funnier is the build-up to it lmao

  • @FandmFvrBtchs
    @FandmFvrBtchs 3 роки тому +4

    That Link cosplayer DID NOT HESITATE-
    OMG THAT'S THE WHOLE FANDOM IN A FEW SECONDS I'M DYING-

    • @FandmFvrBtchs
      @FandmFvrBtchs 3 роки тому

      0:45 is the timestamp... just so I know for later reference.

  • @saram3449
    @saram3449 5 років тому +63

    The way the link cosplayer was so ready to throw hands lmaooo

  • @noahk4602
    @noahk4602 5 років тому +82

    14:56 me, being too introverted to argue with someone but argumentative as hell and I know that they are wrong

  • @BoldFaceTube434
    @BoldFaceTube434 5 років тому +284

    The best joke ive ever heard was from my classmate and he said “when i die i want you yo donate my heart to NASA so they can see a black hole up close”
    😂

  • @BigBrother_316
    @BigBrother_316 4 роки тому +16

    14:56
    5 year olds when their parents don’t buy them a toy

  • @Deadbones3421
    @Deadbones3421 5 років тому +269

    1:41 he looked like he was asking God why he forsaken him

  • @icanexplain5974
    @icanexplain5974 5 років тому +223

    30:12 my sleep paralysis demon just wanting to catch up after 5 years

    • @ishnoxx
      @ishnoxx 5 років тому

      I can explain LMFAO

  • @vvitchmist4856
    @vvitchmist4856 5 років тому +169

    The fact a meme was made about Gen Z as parents ended me. I feel mad old.

  • @kieramccormick875
    @kieramccormick875 4 роки тому +10

    2:31 Poor frog’s being framed smh 😔✊