'Daycare Closed' by Chris Mann (A Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus Parody)
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2020
- Times be ROUGH right now. Parents, can I get an Amen?! Share this with anyone who needs a much-deserved cocktail and add Daycare Closed to your quarantine playlists!
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Lmao! "Is that safe? I don't care, he's busy." 😂😂😂😂
I can hear the water running in the bathroom and suspicious giggling... great, let me get some work done before the fire department arrives!
HahHaha I loved that part!
hahahahah truth
@@annaf3915 I feel this comment on a spiritual level.
These parodies Chris Mann has been doing really are pretty good, the writing's very clever, and the whole stage production is excellent!...
Sooo good!!!😂😂🤦🏻♀️
Totally agree! Such awesomeness!🤘
He us a genius in this...love it....a little humour in these horrible times.
No one cares about that
AGREED!
The era of COVID-19 has brought us many heroes: front-line medical workers, food production and delivery personnel, shippers and truckers who keep our supply lines running… and Chris Mann.
I wrote a song about our nurses and doctors. I should’ve added delivery drivers too 😆 here’s a link to the lyric video... ua-cam.com/video/OK5uUTiS-bw/v-deo.html ✌️
Don't forget about SGN as well :)
Hittem With The Slappa Whammy 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Remember our janitorial staff that have to keep us from killing eachother!
As a daycare teacher watching this my first reaction was an evil cackle followed by an evil laugh
love your comment!
I read this and laughed. I've been on all sides of this line - daycare teacher, parent and daycare teacher, and now just parent. Those daycare teachers and all other kinds of teachers need a TON more love!
BlackMagicRose3 😈
Mine as well. No guilt 😂 And mine has been open through out this and I'm still hoping parents keep them home, just for this 😆
As a childless old lady, me too!
„Is that safe? I don‘t care, he‘s busy“ - That’s TOTALLY me...😂😂😂
Shhhh.
Yep it kill me , so good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
bahahahhaha
99th like :0
Chris Mann seems like the most fun husband and dad and super fun to be quarantined with.
I know right!😂
Got to remember though, he's working a lot of that time.
A lot of "Sorry, honey. Daddy's working right now" and "Quiet, please. I'm recording" went into making this.
But Oooh boy, when the play time reckoning comes!!!
he must be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for Coronavirus Creativity
YES!!! might I suggest, "Coranativity"
Your comment deserves 1 million likes.
Penn Holderness & the Holderness Family take 1st place❣
Thats how creative humans can be when they have time on their hands and not distracted so much with social media and have time to think lol
As an Early Childhood Educator this makes me laugh!! No one will ask what the teachers do all day ever again!
how is he so freakin productive, I'm literally a couch potato now
Grace Kroon we have lost all productivity. lol
I think it's something closer to obsessed. It's very hard to stop doing what you love to do especially when it is creative. He's probably surviving better because he's doing these. We're probably surviving better because of these.
He has a wife.
ha--I have my moments...don't get it twisted ha
oh...ha....I read that as "positive" and not productive. Yeah I do need a nap and there's nothing wrong with couch potato at allll
The disclaimer should totally be: no parents were hurt in the making of this video ...
Lol lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But there was a parent harmed, albeit emotionally (Chris).
Lol!!
Muahahahahah 👶👦👧👶👦👧
parents were hurt in the making of this vidoe
Chris, you're freakin' awesome!! My husband originally sent me your "Hello" video and I almost died laughing! I can't tell you how many times we have watched it 😂! I have shared your videos with my family/friends and we all get a good, much needed laugh! Thank you for entertaining us during this crappy time! Stay safe and healthy!!
"Can I drink this early?" (YUP!)
Priceless!
Who agrees that creativity is phenomenal? 😂
😂
Had same thought 🤪
@@rj2699 I was like how he comes up with these lyrics
Ye, and everybody should get creative now, it will help a lot in this situation.
Go do a inside hobby, or if you have a garden, work in the garden.
If you dont have a hobby yet, i recoment getting one.
There is so much you can do.
Instead of only being on the internet.
You can use the internet for insperation thoo,but also do something else.
Realy not healthy spending to much time on the internet.
I am a women so i dont got any ideas for guys, but you can wire wrap, polemer clay, stringing beats, or what ever tickels your fansy.
If he doesn't end up on some talk show when all of this is over somebody was asleep at the wheel!
OMG and I thought changing my sheets was going to be the highlight of today! Bring it Chris!
Omg the shopping cart in the alley! 😂😂 Great find! And sneaking wine while playing in the sandbox...😂 You have to watch a few times to see all the funny details! Very clever! You definitely have comedic talent in addition to your amazing voice! 👏
Teacher appreciation day next year is going to be so real 😂😂😂
Except everyone is already hating on the teachers again 🙄
😃😜🎅💝🎒
So true😂
Let us not forget....
@@cheydawggenius9513 Why NOT ? CONSTANT RAISES, RATCHET UNIONS,CORRIPT SCHOOL BOARDS. AND CONSISTENTLY FAILING SCORES. MEANWHILE PROPERTY TAXES RISE ( FOR THE SCHOOLS ) AND WE NEVER USE PUBLIC SCHOOL'S ! WE JUST HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE END PRODUCT !! BTE, TEACHERS JUST GOT A RAISE ( DURING THE PANDEMIC !!!!) AND SOME ARE SUING THE CITY TO NOT GO BACK TO WORK ! 🤔 I can't imagine where all that "hating on teachers" is coming from ! Maybe it's because when teacher's were teaching via Zoom---THEY DIDN'T WANT THE PARENTS TO OBSERVE THE TEACHER'S LESSONS !
Not only are your songs funny CHRIS, you are seriously talented! Bringing some much needed humour in these drastic times 🤣😂🤣😂
Obviously, you are a great dad Chris.
LMAO! I’m a toddler teacher and I miss my students so much. Im going crazy not being able to teach and I can’t imagine how the parents are feeling right now 😂😂 This video is great !!
for those of us parents whose children are adults, we are feeling grateful AF! LOL!
Even after a year and no kids I still rock this song. 💙
"Is that safe? I don't care, he's busy" 😂😂
Yeah... the "When are you Gonna have kids" people have be suspiciously quiet lately. I haven't heard one person say, "You're 40! You need to have kids BEFORE its too late!"
loverlei79 😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOO so true!
Standing ovation
The "when you gonna have kids" people are cackleing madly over a baby boom 9 months from now. And... trying NOT to remind married people of that fact before their condoms run out. :P
Yep. It's hard for me not to be smug towards the people telling me how sorry they felt for me because I was missing out on the joy of having kids. Uh huh yeah. 😂
Another great one keep going eventually you'll have enough tracks for an album, the Chris Mann's Covid 19 odyssey I'd buy it and so so many others. You sir have been a hero in all this in these troubled times you have kept spirits high and people laughing. God blesd you and your family. Keep safe guys sending love from the UK
Some people before the quarantine: "Why don't you want kids, they're the best thing that will ever happen to you."
Me during the quarantine: "that's why"
Lucie Pospichal seriously! Don’t fall for it! Kids are great but they’re really not all they’re cracked up to be! (I know it sounds awful but I’m honest. If you enjoy your life now and value quiet, having money, and not having your heart broken constantly then don’t have kids)
Someday your child will view this an his great childhood will come crashing down...lol! In all seriousness, thank you! I love your stuff, it's creative and you have a great voice. This should become a playlist for all those stay at home parents, post corona. My favorite will always be Hello from the inside, but you've wrecked the original for me.....
Best song ever, let's make it go viral
😆😆😆PARENTS will APPRECIATE TEACHERS AND DAYCARES a little more when this is over!! My friends be calling 📞 me from their closets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The shopping cart part is so adorable 🤣 hugo's loving it
Today I watched all of yours “quarantine” songs and I can’t wait for this new. All the day I wanted to sing them!❤️
Greetings from Poland🇵🇱🤍❤️
Hello!
@@OfficialChrisMann I still want you to do Rihanna's Disturbia though.
Lol. Poor dad. This is tooooo funny. What a natural...... lol
I just discovered Chris Mann. Loving everything. Man's got a wicked sense of humour. Thank you Chris!! You lighten the load a bit
If you don't have the subtitles on, you're really missing an important layer of this video 😂😂😂
Thanks for the info-- I'll check it out....
The auto generated ones?
Because his videos always have captions...
Sending this immediately to my Long-Suffering SIL who is home
dealing with 3 Little Divas, under age 4, PLUS a 13 Year Old Tweener Girl😳🤪🤯:) Hang-in-there Parents!!!
Holly Fisher 3 under 4?Your SIL is my new hero,and I also have a pre tweener at home.She has my sympathy’s 😂
I got a 3 and 4 yr old girls too and omg its bad rn lol
Shane E I had my 2 14 months apart.2 under 2.It was brutal,I don’t know how I survived it.So you have my support,you will get through it.Mine are 10 and 11 now and both still in one piece 😅
At home we have 21 and 23 year old bachelors back in my basement due to college closing, 6 and 10 year old boys and THREE TEENAGE GIRLS ages 18, 15 and 14. I’m actually very impressed that there have been so few death threats against each other. The two that don’t live at home are both counting their lucky stars....
Holly SIL as in sis-in-law or son-in-law? Condolences either way but just asking. 😁
Crying in the bathtub.... so realistic, haha
Also, I gotta love that dancing in the street, doesn't get better than that
I’m so glad I was young, single and child free for this last year! 😀😍 This song makes me appreciate what I take for granted. I can do whatever I want. Sleep all day. Play video games.
Just about as perfect a video for these days as you are going to find. A blend of fatherly love and I want to jump out the window right this moment. I think we’re all going through it. Thanks for sharing.
Please don't stop your videos when this is all over!!
I love his songs! My favorite song is 'My Corona.'
Owl Blood Moon hello (from the inside) is far better 😂🤣
Owl Blood Moon Me too!
Mine is hello from the inside
@@samanthamoseley9450 hehe agree to disagree but hello from the inside is my second favorite
I always have that song randomly pop up in my head every day
As a daycare teacher to parent’s: YES We love your kids and YES we get paid to watch them, but please be consider all the hard work we do. I hear parents complain about the smallest things. We have to deal with your child plus several others so if your child comes home with a food stain on the bottom left shoe. Give us a break. It’s not an easy job by no means.
Greetings from Germany, that happens if a great singersongwriter making homeoffice.... you are amazing. Thanx for subtile, easyer to read the hole content. 2:11 my favoit.
So hilarious! Thank you for bringing laughter to our lives!!! 🙏👏👏👏👏
I own a daycare and I'm still open.... hahahaha 😂
I had no idea who Chris was til 2 weeks ago when I say Hello from the Inside. Now I’m a huge fan of all his music and I’m loving these Coronavirus videos. Keeping us laughing 👍
He is really talented. I remember watching him on the voice.
Have you seen him sing My Corona based on My Sharona? First vid I seen of his and I cannot stop watching, hands down my fave and I listen just for a pick me up😂
you dear daddy are GOOOOD at this......love how your son just lets daddy get on with his stuff.....keep up the family vibes, somewhere u prob saving others theirs....to all the cool parents out there....bless you for a better tomorrow....
Please God end this misery! I can’t hide in the bathroom anymore, the kids are on to me!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My 3 year old today: Why you go number 2 all the tiiiiiiimeeeee?
Lol omg you are so right
Billy Joel parody- China started the virus billy joel parody- "China started the virus" ua-cam.com/video/hhM-r1S5DrE/v-deo.html&t
@@annaf3915 😂😂😂😂
You a funny man, Chris!
I don't even bother to hide the alcohol now LOL
Vandas
@Chris Mann, major shout out to you... this video and your Hello parody helped us out a lot during lockdown. Having two that are 3 and under, while both parents tried to telework and watch them.... injecting laughter helped us stay a little sane. Great job!
I love these parodies! Thank you Chris for brightening some of these seemingly endless days. You bring a bit of happiness and humor to people that could really use some right now. Thank you and we love you! ❤️
Too Cute! Loved shopping cart dancing!💞❤😍😉 my fave! Stay Safe&Healthy! Much love!💗💖💓
My friend has two young sons who are very demanding of attention. I'm sending this her immediately.
I shared this on my Facebook for my friends and they absolutely love it! Great job keeping us in good spirits Chris!
His VOICE! This man is extremely musically gifted. My husband and I are both very impressed.
your videos make me smile so much! amazing public service😆🙌❤
I'm a preschool teacher who usually had 24 two year olds in my class. Along with one co - teacher we te taught , potty trained and nurtured the fun size humans. I miss them so much.😿❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Im sure there are a bunch of us that can help u out with that lol i mean i have a 5 and 6 year old... lol
@@shelss5655 🤣
You are an angel..what is your address? 😹
Wow, that is a signifant teacher-student ratio. In my past job we had a 1-6 for the toddler class. Hopefully soon we can go back. Kids are amazing, but they do behave differently at school than at home.
😂😂
Oh how the captions give me life.
Both my partner and I are frontline hospital staff, and kiddo has just turned 13. Kiddo cannot be trusted if we're both at work so we have to stagger our shit and end up staggering around at home trying to get 13 year old to do his damn schoolwork.
A few "what would you know, you're not even a teacher" moments have been thrown at us. I dunno kiddo, between us there's two PhD holders, I think we can help with your trigonometry and essay writing skills.
Nope.
13 year old knows best.
Excuse me while I now have a nightcap and maybe get a few moments of sleep before I need to get my tired posterior back to the ED.
This is adorable! ❤️❤️❤️
Loved the video from the start!
Amazing kid and devoted father. Love your quarantine clips. They really lift me up and bring joy to these dull and sad days.
Stay safe and healthy!
Love you Chris. Keep cranking them out. My sanity is on you buddy.
Yesss!!!!!! This is my life. Exactly what I needed. Thank you so much!!
I watch these kinds of videos and talk to friends that have kids and I sit here child free with my wine, rockin this quarantine thing.
I love kids as long as they belong to someone else.
Holy hell the Blippi reference hit my soul on another level.
Memories, LMFAO they never stop, oh the energy!
Love it 🤣 🤣 I don’t have kids but hats off to all the parent’s.❤️
Your so great...another day another smile from Chris...love it...again thank your family for sharing you...
🤣🤣 thank you for these songs the last couple weeks! Definitely love them.. This one has been the best yet! My kids enjoy the parodies you have been making aswell!
My kids are grown and now they are parents 👨🏻👩🏻 👨🏻👩🏻 each of my kids have 2 children. My grandchildren are teenagers all 4 of them. This song is hilarious and funny. May the Force be with us all.
This is hilarious, I'm a toddler teacher (love my job) whose center is currently closed and I have gotten so messages from the parents with a new found respect haha
Shout out to the real stay at home moms and dads before covid.
Loved the tune!!!!, One more time you surprised us with the fun reality!!!
Thanks for your lovely sense of humor in this circumstances 🤗😊
Love from Cleveland Ohio 💙
Daniel Tiger, Blippi, PJ Masks, Paw Patrol, if it's not on the TV, we are playing games pretending to be these characters (!!) - this is my life now. The amount of times in a week I say, shoot me now, is actually insane 😂😂😭😭😭 PS. Great tune, glad to know I'm not alone! Love from Ireland.
you are NOT alone...but who is PJ Masks?! Tell me all the secrets
I actually don't mind Blippi. He's eye candy for the mums amongst all of these shit kids programmes we are forced to watch 😅
@@OfficialChrisMann PJ Masks is about three children who turn into superheroes, it's his favourite thing to watch by miles, check it out :)
I didn’t know that this was premiering, I just happened to open UA-cam at 4:45. No joke! I almost peed myself lmfao!
Thanks @ Chris Mann!!
This is so great! I have told everyone I know to watch you! So talented! 😉🤣😂💯
Thank you for putting a smile on our faces during a very stressful time. I loved your performances on the Voice and have followed your music since then. Love all your parodies! Please keep them coming! :)
So funny.. my daughter & husband would love this...My grandson will be 2... I'm sure they feel this...LOL 😂
I'm dying, this is so goddamn funny and so relatable
we can do ittttt
@@OfficialChrisMann With your vocals and comedic talent, I have no doubt! Thank you for brightening all of our days
All my kids are grown , however my grandchildren are not. I have had but fleeting moments on the phone with both sets. I feel the pain, remembering when they were not yet school age. You nailed it , thank you for bringing me back to those times. I know this is hard, in the future we will look back ( as I have today ) and see the time spent together was priceless. Thank you Be Well and Be Safe
The captions always have such funny add ons in your videos, they're hilarious. And love all your songs ❤❤
No way We can’t Wait! We loved Hello!!!
Joking, Seriously! I loved it too! Very funny stuff!
Yeah they do parodies too!
I freaking love parodies! You are very good!
Joking, Seriously! You should do a colander!
Definitely want to do more parodies like this!!!
YOU ARE SOOOO REFRESHING, CREATIVE, AND PHUUUHHHHNEEEEE!!!
The drinking under the kiddie table had me laughing!
Chris, thanks for all of the laughs. You are putting a much needed smile on a lot faces. Be safe and keep em coming!
OMG I love that crocheted rainbow blanket in the opening! I love rainbows and I can crochet, and it's so well done. Love it.
Oh, also good song hahahaha
Omg!!!!!another classic!!!!!😂😂😂😂
These parodies are really underrated
You are so creative and hilarious!! Thank you so much for the laughs and for sharing your talent!
I was here for the premiere and I don't even have kids.. (maybe that is why I could be so early)
well I'm a bit late, but yeah I feel you.
I don't have kids either, but this video still made me laugh!
I don’t have kid still i am late
I’m 3 days late cus I do have kids 😂😂
I'm never having kids. Looks way too stressful.
As a mom of 2 I have never felt anything more. I went out and bought my 3- almost 4- year old a learning tablet so I could get a hour of peace
I've lost count of many times I've watched this. Priceless!
You are amazing and hilarious. Loving your quarantine song parodies. Thank you for making us laugh. :) 🤣🤣👌🏼☺️👏🏼👏🏼😍
You did it again!!!
Chris Mann is today's Weird Al Yankovich. He's a life-savor for these scary times. Thank you Chris!
Your very talented chris and obviously these videos take alot of hard work but you lift my mood alot as someone in isolation at home not well and alone! Your not half bad to look at either lol x Keep up with the great work x love from me to you and your family from the uk xx
I hope the right people see your work bro....you have some serious untapped talent.
I appreciate that!
This is stuck in my head now love this!
Chris darlin ur so talented ..ooo an ur voice ah!😁
Really hillarious 😂😂 and clever musical skits! Thank you!😊😂
Fabulous. I can't see through my tears of laughter. Perfect!
Its a wonderful time to be single and child free.
It's ALWAYS a wonderful time to be ChildFree!!!
LOL.. I never had kids either, but I have two dogs who are LOVING me working from home. I can't wait to go back to the office!
Dude my wife and I literally crying laughing right now! Nice job on this one bro... We can relate 100%
Starnes Built same here
How am I passing my day? Listening to all these amazingly clever and funny parodies! Love. His. Voice!! 💕
Fall down and die funny...I love your skills and brilliant humor. I’m a shout out to you parents and grandparents who are weathering this storm in the best ways you know how.