Actually kinda close to what he said, in the Art of War he says something about trying to obtain what you want through diplomacy or subterfuge before resorting to war. Implication is war works.
Mr Marx in the backround, with his bastard children and the women he abused, refusing to bath and living on his relatives wealth while telling others to make their own wealth public property. Pretty sure he can go in the same list.
My take is that within short time the internet will be majorly AI bots steering everything from view counts to popular opinions. What could possibly go wrong🤷🏻♂️
* Gets slashed by a axe murderer * "Oh excuse me good sir but i couldnt fail to notice that the axe of yours has penetrated my abdomen, could you perhaps kindly remove it so i can be on my merry way?"
I honestly hope, from the deepest parts of my soul, that Al is actually just the funny, edgy comedian we know and love, and not actually like his characters. I also hope he never gets cancelled or anything but yeah.
@@igorlopesribeiro8781 you have to work on your character because wtf is this deep hoping that Al is (actually) JUST the funny comedian? Do something useful and stop hoping for stuff like this. Who do you imagine you are? How about being grateful and not starting stuff?
I went over to my neighbor's apartment and knocked on the door to ask him to turn down his music at like 1am one night wearing a t-shirt with a picture of brass knuckles on the front and the words "I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose..." He turned it down (at least for a little while.)
A guy kicked his dog because it came up to me for a pat, kicked in right in the guts. And when I was in the police station, and he was gone off in an ambulance, the whole station of police came past to see my face, to see if I had ever come to their attention for GBH. They assumed I gave a false name, because I didn't have any ID with me. Because the guy was someone who they had had many problems from, and who had a record of assaults and burglary and crimes against women. Eventually it was sorted out, because I was at my own house, the guy screamed out death threats that my neighbors heard and one of the neighbours was an Officer of the Court, who AS I was dealing the guy out, I had repeatedly told her to ring the police. One of my fondest memories.
There are only two reasons that one will fight, because they love something and want to protect it, or because they fear something and want to protect themselves
Violence isn't the answer...
It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Sounds like somethin the joker would say 😂
Peak Quote
Technoblade
@@nekdozahadny4846aye
Man, you're a genius! 😮
Al is slowly leaning into every man's fantasies
Ayo?
If we keep going that path, well...
Groomer in the making
Perhaps hehe
He already is
Fuck, Al is too clever. He needs to be in every algorithm.
Can't spell Algorithm without Al
@@kinu42o Well played! 🤟🎉
I keep thinking you mean AI 🤖
@@57_Year_Old_Named_Chuck Same 😂
Can't believe he got Keanu Reaves for this.
John Wick 5
Dogebellum@@fenixchief7
"Violence is an alternative, an effective alternative"
-Sun Tzu probably
Actually kinda close to what he said, in the Art of War he says something about trying to obtain what you want through diplomacy or subterfuge before resorting to war. Implication is war works.
@@Sadstone11 I see cool 🗿
sun tzu did NOT say ts
This is a prequel to John Wick
He turned into John Wick for a skit. Respectable.
The plot twist in this one caught me off guard 💀
You must be new around here
It always does
Gotta agree. I was expecting a shirt-head nagging at him.
I cant believe he actually killed seven men just to get that picture for this sketch, the level of commitment is unreal!
Yeah such a shame he had to blur it. All that effort and we don't get to fully appreciate the fruit of his labour...
honestly he deserves the $3.50 ad revenue
@@The-Red-Menace no u
crazy to think this same guys talks abt gay pxrn
Violence is never the answer
Hitler and Bin Laden: Yeah listen to that guy
Laughing in Stalin
* Disrespectfully disagrees in Pol Pot *
@@Donkeymaster9000mf!! 😂😂
Mr Marx in the backround, with his bastard children and the women he abused, refusing to bath and living on his relatives wealth while telling others to make their own wealth public property.
Pretty sure he can go in the same list.
Fun fact: Ghandi actually thought the Nazi's could be defeated with passive resistance.
Parents: violence is never the answer
Doom: violence is always the answer
Music teacher: violins is the answer
Top notch pun
"Violence is the birth of a new generation"
💀
nah but fr tho. think about the generation after every war in existence.
I thought Pepsi was
This sounds like a Green Day quote 👀
Violence is the supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.
I see you are doing your part.
“Violence is never the answer, but it’s always an option”
A certain fish located in a tank
Chaotic good?
Chaotic good.
Violence is never the answer, unless the question is, "What is never the answer?".
"Violence is never the answer."
Also: "Support the troops."
FOR THE DOGOS!
Don't mind me... Just reading all the comments while video still repeats in the background
AL could write a movie where he is all the characters and it would still be a masterpiece.
“Violence is never the answer” implies that there is another one, and there isn’t
Violence isnt the answer because we arent answering questions. Its the question.
@@fenixchief7 the answer is yes
“Not all heroes wear capes.”
-Some guy, probably
Violence isn't an answer nor a question, it's a topic. The question is "how much" and the answer is "not enough"
As a wise man once said, "if violence isn't the answer, then someone is asking the wrong questions"
My child, if violence isn't the answer, then you're asking the wrong question
exactly
"they framed me for that"
"they framed that for me"
I guess there's not much difference
Violence is never the answer
It is a question
The answer ... is far more terrifying
We aren't answering questions. We're asking them.
John. The name brings back memories of a warrior in black. One, in whose hands, even pencils were the harbingers of death
You know your right “violence isn’t the answer it’s the question the answer is yes” quote from a guy I met online
"if violence isnt the answer, youre using it wrong"
Answer violence the isn’t…
Question the it’s, yes the is answer and.
That crying voice was on point 😂
Plot twist: he was the one beating the dogs and killing people
This reminds me of a show called Mr. InBetween. Really good stuff, and it dwells on this very question.
Good shtick, Al !!
Fantastic show. It's criminal how more people don't know about it
This feels like a vine skit 😂
Keanu Reeves?
This was the 5000th video I liked.
Ha ha ha, Just remember pendulum always swings back.
Imagine if violence was never the answer.
Oh my god, its all bots, is any of this even real? Are you real? Am I real?
Wake up
are the bot posts also bots? what am supposed to believe
My take is that within short time the internet will be majorly AI bots steering everything from view counts to popular opinions. What could possibly go wrong🤷🏻♂️
Wow, looks like the 🤖 took my previous banal comment down. In short- dead internet theory
As some one who’s replying to this in a padded room I can confirm this is all potato
Violence is the universal language.
I don’t get why people think violence is never the answer, if someone starts beating you up, should you just not resist?
* Gets slashed by a axe murderer *
"Oh excuse me good sir but i couldnt fail to notice that the axe of yours has penetrated my abdomen, could you perhaps kindly remove it so i can be on my merry way?"
the text in the short uses the spanish upside down ! thingy for the i in violence.
Batman would beg to differ
Valid 😂
I heard "nah they framed me" until watchig it a second time and got the joke xD
For once, i saw the twist coming 😊
"Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is yes"
- Technoblade
🤖 AI ❌️
🧔♀️ Al ✅️
You’re the man Al. You’ll never get arrested or cancelled
Unless
I honestly hope, from the deepest parts of my soul, that Al is actually just the funny, edgy comedian we know and love, and not actually like his characters.
I also hope he never gets cancelled or anything but yeah.
@@igorlopesribeiro8781it’s not deep 💀
Include me in the screenshots when it happens
@@igorlopesribeiro8781 you have to work on your character because wtf is this deep hoping that Al is (actually) JUST the funny comedian?
Do something useful and stop hoping for stuff like this. Who do you imagine you are? How about being grateful and not starting stuff?
I mean fair.
Okay this gave me chuckle
I like John. Be like John.
Ur the only original creator i see on yt
I'm actually really proud of you, Alex.
Ho god the lore deepens
"What is never the answer?"
Violence is never the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes
perfect bedtime story .......... god loves all dogs ...
Hear me out he's basically John Wick
Baba yaga
"You can't just put a hole in to the surface of their heart."
Bro is *HIM*
Violence is not the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes
For some reason I thought you said kissing lol
This is probably the most amount of bots with half naked women parts I’ve seen so far
Bro I've seen comments sections with SOOOOOO much more, you couldn't possibly imagine if you think this is a lot
It's always
'Use me as a wtf button'
'Can we all appreciate the amount of work this guy puts into his videos'
'Some other bullshit'
Violence is the Supreme authority that ask other authorities are derived from.
John Wick Chapter 1.5
I went over to my neighbor's apartment and knocked on the door to ask him to turn down his music at like 1am one night wearing a t-shirt with a picture of brass knuckles on the front and the words "I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose..." He turned it down (at least for a little while.)
Violence is not the answer. it's the question, the answer is yes
A guy kicked his dog because it came up to me for a pat, kicked in right in the guts. And when I was in the police station, and he was gone off in an ambulance, the whole station of police came past to see my face, to see if I had ever come to their attention for GBH. They assumed I gave a false name, because I didn't have any ID with me.
Because the guy was someone who they had had many problems from, and who had a record of assaults and burglary and crimes against women.
Eventually it was sorted out, because I was at my own house, the guy screamed out death threats that my neighbors heard and one of the neighbours was an Officer of the Court, who AS I was dealing the guy out, I had repeatedly told her to ring the police.
One of my fondest memories.
The video before this made the experience so much better ❤
YT algorithm hitting hard today 🎉😊
LOVE = Level of violence
*Undertale intensifies...*
To protect yourself. Like if your life’s In danger
"Violence is never the-"
"They were betaing dogs."
"Violence it is!"
I have no hate for that man xD
this is... acceptable
Picks Al’s pixel pict
I think he just use his dogs demise to go nuts
Understandable. Have a nice day.
Violence is not the answer, its the solution.
There are only two reasons that one will fight, because they love something and want to protect it, or because they fear something and want to protect themselves
If Al ever wanted to go on this side quest, consider me down.
Id be convincing al is ai but hes way too funny for Curently gen ai humor
Kodak moment.
Classic misunderstanding
Men get arrested, dogs get put down
Peta approoves
If violence is not the answer you’re not asking the right questions
So happy my name is John
Violence is never the answer. Unless it's about animals. You don't touch animals
So no bacon for me
@@godversesans5152 chill, you can have my meat
Steve is cool. We all need to be like Steve
No.
when YT deletes your comments i guess
Dogs mustn’t be hurt
People who say violence is never the answer obviously have never watched a WWII documentary.
Be like John.
Al is slowly becoming more relatable by the day.
as you should be in those circumstances alex
ngl, i approve
Some say violence isn’t the answer but life is multiple choice