Poachies on toast Pt1

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  • @drae
    @drae 9 років тому +610

    We need an episode where you direct Clarkson how to cook something.

    • @mackan98502
      @mackan98502 9 років тому +15

      Draegast Clarkson have cooked lobster with Gordon Ramsay you know...

    • @ohdaniboy2085
      @ohdaniboy2085 9 років тому +16

      Draegast He would get angry once he finds out you cannot use a hammer

    • @Raygetsu
      @Raygetsu 9 років тому +17

      Or the kitchen will burn down as Clarkson screams "power!" With the gas knob.

    • @A-Disappointed-Horse
      @A-Disappointed-Horse 9 років тому +10

      Isaac Noah Enriquez Or "I am the God of Hellfire!"

    • @topgear1550
      @topgear1550 9 років тому +11

      Draegast CLARKKKKSOOOOONNNNN you utter pillock

  • @drae
    @drae 9 років тому +216

    Every chicken is slightly different, deep May.

    • @Capagis
      @Capagis 9 років тому

      Draegast lol, hi Draegast ;D

    • @Redheisenberg
      @Redheisenberg 9 років тому

      Wassup drægas mah bitch ass niggah! Only kidding cuh

  • @LightRoll789
    @LightRoll789 9 років тому +158

    This is weirdly my favourite channel on UA-cam. Good Job May

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 9 років тому +56

      Oracle789 Videos being so rare and come out randomly with no schedule from a guy we all like, makes every video just a bit more of a event.

    • @FarcelPace
      @FarcelPace 9 років тому +1

      Oracle789 TesseracT

  • @olli449isthebest
    @olli449isthebest 9 років тому +259

    You should make a video about how to properly organise a shed

    • @virgule888
      @virgule888 9 років тому +38

      olli449 10 hours of James in a shed. I would watch that. oh yes, I would.

    • @ThutoMolefi
      @ThutoMolefi 9 років тому +8

      olli449 Jezza would just blow it up, as always

    • @unseasonedchicken2012
      @unseasonedchicken2012 9 років тому +1

      Yeah then drop James' second piano on the blown up shed.. 😗

    • @forestdweller3210
      @forestdweller3210 5 років тому +1

      I would totally watch that!

  • @racharet
    @racharet 9 років тому +68

    "Every time you eat an egg, you deny somebody the chance to have a roast chicken" Mind blown.

  • @liamandrews1971
    @liamandrews1971 9 років тому +57

    1:07 - words of wisdom right there.

    • @February54
      @February54 9 років тому

      ***** I can't live without my roast chicken.

    • @RedReloadedHD
      @RedReloadedHD 9 років тому +1

      ***** Exactly. Especially since an edible egg (by western standards) is not fertilized. If it would ever become a chicken, you'd be eating actual embryos... In China one might say yummy but I'd rather have my eggs unfertilized.

  • @mslmn92
    @mslmn92 9 років тому +365

    James, make a video about how to properly wash a car.

    • @Munkenba
      @Munkenba 9 років тому +17

      Mike Hunt We already have Larry Kosilla doing that and he's got 50 videos out there. Go watch his videos, I want to know how to make poached eggs dammit!

    • @TheMaster1246
      @TheMaster1246 9 років тому +33

      Mike Hunt If he does wash a car he should wash a Dacia Sandero.

    • @unseasonedchicken2012
      @unseasonedchicken2012 9 років тому

      No.. I'd say every best car in the world xD!

    • @KennethTangCF
      @KennethTangCF 9 років тому

      +Mike Hunt Many auto detailers use natural lambswool to wash cars. James will most likely use some ultra soft Egyptian cotton, fluffed up non woven silk, etc. to wash his beloved Fiat Panda.

  • @ShaunHuxley
    @ShaunHuxley 9 років тому +24

    "I've actually seen him torch an orphanage because his poached eggs weren't quite right." BEST PART

  • @sil80d
    @sil80d 8 років тому +21

    I would pay to see James May talking about paint drying.

  • @Kalimerakis
    @Kalimerakis 9 років тому +30

    haha the hammond /clarkson reference is great

  • @CODtriggerhippy
    @CODtriggerhippy 9 років тому +15

    This is why competition is good. The hamster makes a high quality video and May's next video gets better quality.

  • @JoshuaRM
    @JoshuaRM 9 років тому +13

    The part where you mentioned Richard torching an orphanage cracked me up, haha! Keep up the great videos, James. Love the cooking stuff. :)

  • @JoshLmao
    @JoshLmao 9 років тому +7

    Finally! More of this amazing series (don't ever stop)

  • @AuroraWhispers
    @AuroraWhispers 9 років тому +94

    HD?! What is this magic...?

    • @bludgerabled
      @bludgerabled 9 років тому +16

      AuroraWhispers And a good camera angle too? What've you done with May!?

    • @StalePhish
      @StalePhish 9 років тому +9

      AuroraWhispers Yes, great visuals! Too bad the audio still sounds like a potato

    • @NATM462
      @NATM462 9 років тому

      StalePhish very little you can do about that though

    • @StalePhish
      @StalePhish 9 років тому +1

      minimilla Except get a better microphone, which will immediately fix it. It's odd that the camera looks so sharp but the audio isn't. But a decent microphone is probably $60 or even less

    • @NATM462
      @NATM462 9 років тому

      StalePhish But where would he place it?

  • @rickreid81
    @rickreid81 9 років тому +1

    Hi James. Iam glad to hear and see you again. Thank u for your time in making these videos for us all! Again so glad to see you.

  • @personalaccount4360
    @personalaccount4360 8 років тому +13

    Omg he acts the same way about a new supercar as he does about cooking eggs haha

  • @kokodaioh
    @kokodaioh 9 років тому +2

    Professionality at its finest. No "umms", no long pauses, just raw video. My favourite youtuber!

  • @taisgdl
    @taisgdl 9 років тому

    This videos relax me a lot, his voice it is so peaceful.

  • @Dwarf5336V1
    @Dwarf5336V1 9 років тому +2

    I love how May doesn't need fancy editing or fire and explosions... Just a video of himself cooking eggs is enough entertainment for a whole evening xD

  • @ainsleyharriott4091
    @ainsleyharriott4091 9 років тому +29

    We should cook together someday, James.

  • @MrBooHoo1234
    @MrBooHoo1234 9 років тому +59

    This guy will one day be famous, I can see this channel becoming the next PewDiePie

    • @SEWY510
      @SEWY510 9 років тому +4

      I agree, brother

    • @Shuubox
      @Shuubox 9 років тому

      Kim Jong Un as long as it doesn't appeal to the same age level, 12 years old and below!

    • @jakethreesixty
      @jakethreesixty 9 років тому +1

      I always thought those blithering idiots audiences were comprised of 13 year old girls who claim that watching an idiot scream at a game for 15 minutes prevented them from committing suicide or some other attention whoring shit like that. 😂😂

    • @loganhaddox6808
      @loganhaddox6808 9 років тому +7

      Kim Jong Un You do realize he is already famous right?

    • @keepmovingjumping
      @keepmovingjumping 9 років тому

      Kim Jong Un Indeed!

  • @TheAymanhawk23
    @TheAymanhawk23 9 років тому +66

    NEW CAMERA!! YES!!!

    • @hotfreshrider
      @hotfreshrider 9 років тому +4

      TheAymanhawk23 just cleaned the lens ;)

    • @gt4lex
      @gt4lex 9 років тому

      TheAymanhawk23 Borrowed from Richard, probably. That's another reason as why he didn't got invited in this.

    • @ccaian1
      @ccaian1 9 років тому

      TheAymanhawk23 He bought an ipad.

    • @ScottXC91
      @ScottXC91 9 років тому

      ***** No, he's had the iPad, he bought a tripod. If you watched the earlier videos you would know that, slacker.

    • @ScottXC91
      @ScottXC91 9 років тому

      TheAymanhawk23 Probably not a new camera, most likely just a stand or tripod.

  • @Chocolateleg0Ofcl
    @Chocolateleg0Ofcl 9 років тому +30

    woopwoop he got a better camera

  • @dannychapp
    @dannychapp 9 років тому

    Love the hint of Clarkson well done captain slow. Bring all 3 on here that would be amazing to watch

  • @c3vzn
    @c3vzn 9 років тому +14

    Upgraded camera is much appreciated.

  • @speedy83
    @speedy83 9 років тому

    Having been a TV presenter he has gained the right skills for this to be ridiculously, ridiculously entertaining and plain flawless!!!!

  • @PlebstersPictionary
    @PlebstersPictionary 5 років тому +2

    "Every time you eat an egg, you're denying somebody somewhere a roast chicken"
    I will remember this line forever

  • @chrismagnus3083
    @chrismagnus3083 9 років тому

    Thank you for upgrading the potato you used to film with. Also I find the lack of tea shocking!!

  • @MrRedRye
    @MrRedRye 9 років тому +6

    "...Liberal Democrat brown bread haha..."

  • @darkeliphant1843
    @darkeliphant1843 9 років тому

    The video quality is better than before. It's nice to look at. Keep up the good work!

  • @laurasampson8853
    @laurasampson8853 9 років тому

    I love how James makes even the most simple of subjects interesting.

  • @chinesebikerider7599
    @chinesebikerider7599 9 років тому

    ahhh finally, you had me scared thinking you wernt coming back !! Hope you doing alight. Loving the videos !

  • @TheDailyBTCShort
    @TheDailyBTCShort 9 років тому +2

    A HD camera thought this day would never happen...

  • @paddyj7690
    @paddyj7690 5 років тому +2

    Thanks youtube for recommending this in December 2019 😆

  • @littlehouseontheprepostero8457
    @littlehouseontheprepostero8457 9 років тому

    May, these are hilarious and informative! Keep them coming!:)

  • @Malc_O_lm
    @Malc_O_lm 9 років тому

    James, have you cleaned and brightened up your kitchen!!!

  • @marshall1038
    @marshall1038 9 років тому +1

    Must laugh when Hammond's eggs aren't right he torches an orphanage but when clarkson doesn't get steak he punches a producer see their both as bad as each other.

  • @TheModernGuy
    @TheModernGuy 9 років тому

    This is quite an improvement! They've all been great, but still.

  • @BoussainFitness
    @BoussainFitness 9 років тому

    This guy is just amazing, in fact the whole top gear trio. Very funny!

  • @YesItzChrisB
    @YesItzChrisB 9 років тому

    Cheers James I love the in depth tutorial for egg on toast can't find one anywhere.

  • @nazhif1
    @nazhif1 9 років тому

    James should get Richard to be the camera man. The videos on his channel looks brilliant.

  • @Harctor
    @Harctor 9 років тому +2

    James May in a hoodie, glorious

  • @TheAndrew1987
    @TheAndrew1987 9 років тому +5

    better quality ,you're making progress :D

  • @Rsmith600
    @Rsmith600 9 років тому +7

    My god James May in HD!

  • @Staghound
    @Staghound 9 років тому +2

    I was waiting for him to say "He once got so angry he punched a producer in the face"

  • @weehatch8330
    @weehatch8330 9 років тому

    James can make the UA-cam video like a TV news channel

  • @Iamjohndonovan
    @Iamjohndonovan 9 років тому

    James, the world doesn't need any more celebrity chefs!

  • @RedfernModelRailway
    @RedfernModelRailway 9 років тому +1

    train set James, we need the train set!!!!

  • @videowilliams
    @videowilliams 9 років тому +2

    "Bread comes in a variety of guises, I have today some rather liberal democrat bran stuff." (0:43) Ah yes, I'd read the Liberal Democrats were toast.

  • @Munkenba
    @Munkenba 9 років тому +6

    I MADE THIS FOR BREAKFAST TODAY AND IT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG! The yoke separated itself from the white, I accidentally cut the yoke when I pulled it from the water and most of it poured out, the toast was cold because I made it too early and I put too much salt on it. FOR FUCK'S SAKE JAMES, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED, WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING!

  • @jackduggan1049
    @jackduggan1049 9 років тому

    I see you've upgraded your camera James, much cleaner video now.
    I will keep watching these as long as you keep making them! Good stuff.

  • @swift7493
    @swift7493 8 років тому

    Some say James uses this to train his presenting skills

  • @XCILE625
    @XCILE625 9 років тому

    Quality is impeccable. I never got poached eggs right either

  • @loggingfire1
    @loggingfire1 9 років тому +1

    Torched an orphanage?! I was so shocked when I heard that, I know its a joke. Hammond is very picky, good luck James! 😊

  • @keepmovingjumping
    @keepmovingjumping 9 років тому

    I'm so glad I found this channel :)))

  • @nathanboomsma6618
    @nathanboomsma6618 2 місяці тому

    How have I only just come across this channel 😂

  • @nocturne9257
    @nocturne9257 9 років тому +17

    The eggs we eat are unfertilised eggs - a waste product. They were never going to be chickens.

  • @katherineh759
    @katherineh759 9 років тому

    "torched an orphanage" I'm in tears, what a legend this man is

  • @collinwarren4346
    @collinwarren4346 9 років тому

    WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING. God damn, I must be dull

  • @alexthompson5172
    @alexthompson5172 9 років тому +1

    hammond just eats burgers and hot-dogs from burger vans on the A31

  • @LetMattEntertainYou
    @LetMattEntertainYou 9 років тому +1

    Love the hoodie mate.

  • @under0ath109
    @under0ath109 9 років тому +1

    I love these videos. :)

  • @DokumentarniProgram
    @DokumentarniProgram 9 років тому

    I expected to hear him say that eggs come from cows XD

  • @matthew1103
    @matthew1103 9 років тому

    Enjoying the new camera, would love to see more videos!

  • @kdash20002
    @kdash20002 9 років тому

    Waiting for part 2 :D hopefully you bring in Richard and Jeremy in one of these videos

  • @philhunter8263
    @philhunter8263 9 років тому

    I just discovered this channel, and I'm thrilled down to my socks. It wouldn't be going too far to say I'm a fan. With the unfortunate absence of fresh 'Top Gear' episodes, UA-cam could prove to be a valuable resource for getting our fix of you and the other two idiots. KBO!

  • @jflintham45
    @jflintham45 9 років тому

    Every time you eat an egg, take a moment to remember that somewhere, you have denied somebody a roast chicken.......
    I died from laughter!!!

  • @fivizzano
    @fivizzano 6 років тому

    I KNEW, I just KNEW that he owned a early 2000s SMEG gas range....!!!

  • @Rmifaabsbb1
    @Rmifaabsbb1 9 років тому

    who else just loves how funny he can be while being boring

  • @RubiGamezHD
    @RubiGamezHD 9 років тому

    So finally James invested in a good camera :D GG

  • @IownChuckNorris
    @IownChuckNorris 9 років тому

    How to cook like a bloody idiot now in HD!!! Hehe, I still love this channel, and it is honestly the only cooking one I watch...

  • @858sasuke
    @858sasuke 9 років тому

    "I've seen him torch an orphanage." My sides

  • @Airbii
    @Airbii 9 років тому

    Finally, a decent camera! Best channel in UA-cam!

  • @aSadFcuk
    @aSadFcuk 9 років тому

    LOL, Jezza punches someone over cold cuts and gets fired, Hammond torches an orphanage over poached eggs and no one blinks an eye...

  • @gutekf
    @gutekf 9 років тому

    New camera! Great! But make it louder, please! :)
    Still... the best unemployment tube of all history of tubes and unemployment.

  • @Accio_Eloise
    @Accio_Eloise 5 років тому

    Stepping up the camera game James!!

  • @CaptainBlitz
    @CaptainBlitz 9 років тому

    I'm way too excited than I should be for seeing this in my sub box. xD

  • @leosedf
    @leosedf 9 років тому

    MAY!! Finally better quality, keep up.

  • @LforLeeeeeex
    @LforLeeeeeex 9 років тому +13

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @Kannondale07
    @Kannondale07 9 років тому

    glad to see that the camera is no longer a potato

  • @schlaznger8049
    @schlaznger8049 9 років тому +4

    HOUSE OF CARS!!! CANT' WAIT!!!

  • @michaelholmes96
    @michaelholmes96 9 років тому

    Loving the Lancaster Uni hoodie!!!

  • @popefacto5945
    @popefacto5945 3 роки тому

    It's a shame there isn't video of Hammond torching that orphanage. Millions of views, May. Millions!

  • @CLC-1000
    @CLC-1000 9 років тому

    Love your vids and channel May!

  • @Brianuyahoo
    @Brianuyahoo 9 років тому

    James May as awesome cookery presenter! Poached Eggs on toast, Part One!

  • @brushstroke7190
    @brushstroke7190 9 років тому

    Much better picture than the earlier videos. Nice, May.

  • @LittleBlueSand
    @LittleBlueSand 9 років тому

    Finally you bought a camera of non potato quality.

  • @SuicidalWarhead
    @SuicidalWarhead 9 років тому

    I quite like your unemployments acivities and just nicked that recipe for carbonara.
    I think it's really a great gift that you're using a besster camera this time, since the bad resolution spoiled the other videos before.
    All the best from Germany,
    Nicolas

  • @TheBenjp4
    @TheBenjp4 9 років тому

    It's no coincidence that Gordon Ramsay uploaded a poached egg video at the same time as James May.

  • @TheMsr1997
    @TheMsr1997 9 років тому +1

    splended video mate, finally you've gottan a better camera

  • @jayphoenix3266
    @jayphoenix3266 9 років тому

    Well least Hammond only shouts, would dread to think what Clarkson would do if you offered him poached egg on toast when he wanted steak!!

  • @harezy
    @harezy 9 років тому

    Finaly got a good cam.. yehh nice work captain.

  • @duckypam
    @duckypam 9 років тому

    More cooking videos please James!

  • @ElvenMans
    @ElvenMans 9 років тому

    And you went ahead and bought a posh camera, very good! Nice to see you in cooking videos not just in cars.
    But you still need a microphone crew or something.

  • @rustbeltpipes
    @rustbeltpipes 9 років тому

    HD is lovely.

  • @MovingThePicture
    @MovingThePicture 9 років тому +1

    My old crusty eyes are seeing HD

  • @MatadorCE
    @MatadorCE 9 років тому

    Hopefully we get a surprise cameo from The Hamster

  • @niraea
    @niraea 9 років тому

    simply poetic.

  • @Daliaxez
    @Daliaxez 9 років тому

    i feel violated after watchin dis

  • @JugCityKid
    @JugCityKid 9 років тому

    LMFAO, that was so troll at the end