"They're gone sir. They're all gone, and we're back." "Who is that?" "The incredibly dull and unremarkable people who are still, unaccountably, wizards."
Salazar Slytherin: "I want ambitious purebloods" Godric Griffindor: "I want the brave ones" Rowena Ravenclaw: "I want the smart ones" Helga Hufflepuff: "I want to _teach children._ What's wrong with you people?"
That’s cuz too be a dark wizard you have to be exceptional. No one exceptional comes from Hufflepuff. Lol JK. But seriously that would be a good idea. Having a dark wizard come from Hufflepuff. No one would see it coming. It would be like a Ted Bundy type serial killer. That’s a good idea for a story actually
Ravenclaw is the house of wisdom and knowledge...so knowledgeable that they couldn't quite figure out what a Raven actually looked like, and instead put an eagle on their coat of arms
That logic crumbles when you realise the only reason they're called ravenclaw is because the founders surname was ravenclaw. The name of the house doesn't need to relate to the emblem they use. An example being that gryffindor has a lion which is similar but not the same thing and hufflepuff has a badger for some reason. Each of the animals chosen were chosen for the characteristics the founder wished his house would display. Alternative explanation raven can also mean the color as in a glossy black and looking at the emblem the eagle does have a black claw. P.S. not entirely sure why I felt like explaining all that but there you go
1000 years ago people did not generally have surnames. So it's plausible that Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin are descriptions of their character chosen either by themselves or by 10th-century witcharding society.
nah the are surnames and not descriptions of characters, godric ,helga,rowena and salazar being there first names, and even before that people had surnames eg, the Peverell brothers.
"I don't want to be in Slytherin." *Hat:* GRYFFINDOR! "I'm not a racist, but this was a much nicer country before..." *Hat:* SLYTHERIN "Teehee, a talkin' hat." *Hat:* HUFFLEPUFF "This is so fucking stupid." *Hat:* RAVENCLAW
"Last year, one of us was killed. That was exciting! And it's something we can all aspire towards" hahaha! At least they their dorm is near the kitchen.
The premise of this sketch is all wrong, because Ravenclaw is the boring one. I should know - Pottermore keeps sorting me into it. I want to hang out with the Hufflepuffs! They know how to party.
This is funny, though I always thought Hufflepuff tends to get underestimated. Their thing is specifically: "loyalty, fairness and diligence", which are actually pretty noble traits, and as far as hero material goes they'd be second only to Gryffindor. Plus, they'd have the strongest sense of camaraderie out of all the houses, so it's likely the best place to go if you want to make lots of friends. Helga's motto was pretty much: "I don't care about talent, hard work is what matters."
oh my word...never thought I'd laugh so much! Mitchell and Webb are two hilarious people anyway, but team that with a joke almost tailor made for me....side spilitingly funny!! I roleplay harry potter, and hufflepuff are set to win the house cup....I think we should use this as the end of term speech!!
Holy crap... the song from the fifth book actually does describe them as "the rest." What happened to "hard workers," "just and loyal... unafraid of toil"?
Gryffindor is brave, Slytherin is cunning, Ravenclaw is wise and Hufflepuff is loyal. Hufflepuffs stick together, work hard and help each other, which is a surer route to success than reckless daring, self-centered ambition or staying locked in one's library or laboratory.
Accurate: “You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil” Basically, the mediocre wageslaves of the world who attach themselves to a company for decades and retire making only slightly more than the average income.
I FIND this to be relevant to my interests. I also FIND that I lol'd for the duration of this. I do believe that the age-old question "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff" has, indeed, been answered.
hail brave knight, i have ridden far through the lands of Rohan , there are many trolls , rampaging across this land, trolls bearing the white hand of saruman all joking aside your comment is pretty much spot on
Hufflepuff is the best house though They're next to the kitchens on the level floors of thr basement so they students can go next door for free snacks anytime (the elves are happy to give visitors food) Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are up in towers which gets loud and cold during storms. While Slytherin is deep down in the dungeons, so deep their windoes are an underwtaer view of the lake, it gets wet and cold there. Hufflepuff in the basement is cozy and is designed to look like a hobbit house with round doors and windows, filled with plants and reachable by sunlight. I read that ONLY the Hufflepuff dormitories have remained free of break ins from other houses since the school founding, while the rest gets lots of stowaways and break ins from outsiders. The teachers are chill and the students don't get extra pressure to perform exceptionally well, just as long as they're comfortable. Bo wonder the Hufflepuffs were so mad at Harry for stealing Cedric's spotlight as the school Champion.
@LSSJBardock I'm from Hufflepuff, and i love this video. It's hilarious. Even though it's just a joke it shows how Hufflepuffs are looked down upon so untruthfully. We are loyal, and so what if we will put anyone in are house just because we don't judge. That's a good thing. We don't have so much presiure to be smart, or brave, or in some slytherins cases evil. You don't seriously think all snakes are evil do you? My cousin is a snake, and we get along.
@LordLoco87 fair enough, badgers aren't the most meek animals, but when the other mascots are a snake, an eagle and a lion, they seem distinctly feeble by comparison.
@GaEv4 True. XD "Said Hufflepuff, 'I'll teach the lot And treat them just the same.' " Though, I think her saying that was just a testament to her kind, accepting nature. Unlike w/ her friends, you could be bright or struggling academically, brave or timid, a Pureblood or Muggleborn, and still be worthy of her teaching you. As long as you were a good person, she would welcome you with open arms and wouldn't discriminate. And it's that same kind, accepting nature that lands you in her house. ^_^
That moment when hufflepuff is actually the best house. Ravenclaws are shut-in weirdos, slytherin are greasy juveniles and gryffindor are cocky show offs! :)
@Wolfrover Plus Hufflepuff is so underdogish that Harry never got to see the inside of their common room, something he managed to do with all the other houses including his own.
Ravenclaw is the house of knowledge ... so much so that they never put any of the extremely academically gifted like Hermione or Dumbledore or McGonagal in it and it described 'beauty ' as one of Ravenclaws attributes even though they don't exactly go with intellect hand in glove
@MebefromBelgium yeah they have a prefect that takes points from you wich are higher than any other house to keep them out and the usually keep their head boy/girl in there to guard to.
I remember reading once that Originally, the main characters would have been from different houses - Nevile, I believe would have been in Hufflepuff. In addition, each book would have featured a trip to each of the common rooms (Hence, Gryfindor in book 1, Slytherin in 2, Ravenclaw somewhere down the line, and Hufflepuff. That trend never developed.
Instead, interestingly, the three main protagonists ended up in Gryffindor, but each displaying characteristics of the other houses as facets *of* their courage-Slytherin for Harry's ability to delve into the heart of evil, Ravenclaw for Hermione's ability to think strategically under pressure, and Hufflepuff for Ron's ability to remain loyal in the face of his worst fears and jealousies. Pretty cool.
@UberNerdsAreCool "Here in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Those of wit and learning will always find their kind." "You belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid to toil." "You belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart." "Here you are in Slytherin where you'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends."
"Well now that the great feast is over and its my custom has head of house to say a few words for those of you young wizards whove just ben sorted into the noble house of hufflepuff...such has sorry...i know how you must be feeling you have just heard the sorting hat mention his curiously insensitive song how gryffindor is for the brave slytherin for the cunning ravenclaw for the wise and hufflepuff for...the rest..."
@MebefromBelgium either way huffle puff has a good quidditch team and some secret spells for recipes etc that im sure they wouldnt want some guy to steal theyr secret recipe spellbook or steal some sort of quidditch gear lol
I don't see how Hufflepuff could be the worst house; their head was the Herbology chick. You just know that when everyone else was panicking over mundane things, they'd be relaxing outside, toking it easy.
GO HUFFLEPUFF! :) We get the best Common Room and all the best cooking charms! Not to mention a Quidditch team that could only be beaten with Harry Potter himself! (Plus the one great advantage of being "the rest"; we're low-priority targets.;) ) You can have your towers and your celebrities... our House founder created the recipes still used in the kitchen, and I don't hear Slytherin complaining about that...
"They're gone sir. They're all gone, and we're back."
"Who is that?"
"The incredibly dull and unremarkable people who are still, unaccountably, wizards."
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I bet you hold your wand like a pencil.
Salazar Slytherin: "I want ambitious purebloods"
Godric Griffindor: "I want the brave ones"
Rowena Ravenclaw: "I want the smart ones"
Helga Hufflepuff: "I want to _teach children._ What's wrong with you people?"
Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw: WE DON’T GIVE OUT PARTICIPATION TROPHIES!!!
Godric
@@ahnafkalam fixed!
Accurate. If you’re neither brave, cunning, or smart, but you can be taught, (i.e., you are not completely mentally incapable), you go to Hufflepuff.
@@Manx123Or to school. You know, like normal people
'Lions may leap, snakes may climb, eagles may soar, but badgers dont get stuck in jet-engines.'
Only house never to produce a Dark Wizard within the seven books, so there's that.
Heard they like a fat joint too
Nope they produced the fewest dark wizards
That’s cuz too be a dark wizard you have to be exceptional. No one exceptional comes from Hufflepuff. Lol JK. But seriously that would be a good idea. Having a dark wizard come from Hufflepuff. No one would see it coming. It would be like a Ted Bundy type serial killer. That’s a good idea for a story actually
When I play the new Hogwart's game, my Hufflepuff character is going evil. Just for you. ;)
They are still one of the houses to not produce the Dark Lord.
Ravenclaw is the house of wisdom and knowledge...so knowledgeable that they couldn't quite figure out what a Raven actually looked like, and instead put an eagle on their coat of arms
That logic crumbles when you realise the only reason they're called ravenclaw is because the founders surname was ravenclaw. The name of the house doesn't need to relate to the emblem they use. An example being that gryffindor has a lion which is similar but not the same thing and hufflepuff has a badger for some reason. Each of the animals chosen were chosen for the characteristics the founder wished his house would display. Alternative explanation raven can also mean the color as in a glossy black and looking at the emblem the eagle does have a black claw.
P.S. not entirely sure why I felt like explaining all that but there you go
1000 years ago people did not generally have surnames. So it's plausible that Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin are descriptions of their character chosen either by themselves or by 10th-century witcharding society.
nah the are surnames and not descriptions of characters, godric ,helga,rowena and salazar being there first names, and even before that people had surnames eg, the Peverell brothers.
Even more incompetent that they put the whole bird there, and not the claw
Yes. And of course the snake is, as we all know, the most astute animal of all.
"I don't want to be in Slytherin."
*Hat:* GRYFFINDOR!
"I'm not a racist, but this was a much nicer country before..."
*Hat:* SLYTHERIN
"Teehee, a talkin' hat."
*Hat:* HUFFLEPUFF
"This is so fucking stupid."
*Hat:* RAVENCLAW
"Last year, one of us was killed. That was exciting! And it's something we can all aspire towards" hahaha! At least they their dorm is near the kitchen.
This sounds strangely like a Rowan Atkinson sketch.
Blackadder would definitely be Slytherin.
I didn't choose the puff life, the puff life chose me.
I'll have you know a Hufflepuff was chosen for the Triwizard Tournament!!
look at how that ended up...
EbsNhexz Yeah, he came back to life and turned into shiny vegetarian vampire.
ickleronny Oh, Deadric.
We... don't like to talk about that.
pretty sure that's the one he mentioned in the speech
Definitely the stoner house though...
The premise of this sketch is all wrong, because Ravenclaw is the boring one. I should know - Pottermore keeps sorting me into it. I want to hang out with the Hufflepuffs! They know how to party.
+ashton vickers the architect was a genious
We have some great wizards on our house, i.e. Kinsley Shacklebolt and Luna Lovegood.
@@ThreadBomb take your meds schitzo
The entrance to their common room is right next to the kitchens, easily solved munchies
Can you imaging in the 7th HP-movie, David Mitchell acting the head of Hufflepuff.
This is funny, though I always thought Hufflepuff tends to get underestimated. Their thing is specifically: "loyalty, fairness and diligence", which are actually pretty noble traits, and as far as hero material goes they'd be second only to Gryffindor. Plus, they'd have the strongest sense of camaraderie out of all the houses, so it's likely the best place to go if you want to make lots of friends.
Helga's motto was pretty much: "I don't care about talent, hard work is what matters."
Sounds like rock lee and he was a ninja muggle
Sounds like every anime protagonist.
@@AlexisTheDragon yea until the inevitable twist that reveals the protagonist was The Chosen One all along
And I’m sure you’ve been described as nice
And that you have ‘lovely hair’
"Honey badger just takes what it wants."
Professor Sprout has quite a deep voice doesn't she?
She's been smoking a lot of herbs :D
Who says it's Professor Sprout? It could be any Head of Hufflepuff House from the past 1,000 years.
"So you're probably wondering about the smoke emanating from our common room..."
Hufflepuffs are really good finders!
Hufflepuff are true badasses, they stay and fight for their friends unlike Gryffindor who just want wave their dicks around.
I find that to be quite interesting!
Yes and I'm sure you have lovely hair 😂
Took me a full minute to realise it was a picture and not a video... =D
I wonder which house you'd be in.
They're particularly good at finding things :)
oh my word...never thought I'd laugh so much! Mitchell and Webb are two hilarious people anyway, but team that with a joke almost tailor made for me....side spilitingly funny!! I roleplay harry potter, and hufflepuff are set to win the house cup....I think we should use this as the end of term speech!!
"Another oversight there, the decision to create an entire house for those of the children who are evil"
I lold.
If you are going to USE quote marks maybe *try* to actually QUOTE what is *said* not a rough estimate
@@juliaconnell it was ten years ago Julia, let me off eh
@@livvi67 haha🤣
Great sketch... I always loved Hufflepuff though :).
"In his... curiously insensitive... song..."
Holy crap... the song from the fifth book actually does describe them as "the rest."
What happened to "hard workers," "just and loyal... unafraid of toil"?
Finally! I've been waiting for someone to put this up for ages! Thanks
Bloody brilliant! :P
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
No, they always have the laughter on.
im a hufflepuff.. and i LOVE this :D
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
'oh but we're near the kitchens!' i suppose 3 feasts a day isn't enough for you
"I want to be in Hufflepuff!" said no wizard ever.
I want to be in Hufflepuff
@@mattwood1562 Coincidentally you also aren’t a wizard
They usually either have a live audience or add laughter tracks. If you listen to some of the other sketches, they have laughter on as well.
Gryffindor is brave, Slytherin is cunning, Ravenclaw is wise and Hufflepuff is loyal. Hufflepuffs stick together, work hard and help each other, which is a surer route to success than reckless daring, self-centered ambition or staying locked in one's library or laboratory.
What kind of rainbow-coloured world of giggling fairies are you dancing in?
Also, let's not forget that they are very good finders.
They can only eat cheep wotsits there though.
Face it. It's Gryffindor vs Slytherin. For all the others it's just a normal school.
Jessadriel Darkmountain Griffindor aren't loyal?
Honey badger just take what it wants!
The blue collar of the wizard world
I thought hufflepuff was for the loyal
FANTASTIC
Badgers can be pretty vicious, you know. They can eat venomous snakes and still live! So yeah. Hufflepuff rocks.
That's the dead one they're all "aspiring" towards.
Don't underestimate badgers, if you back one into a corner, it will tear your face off.
I think it would be good being in Hufflepuff. All the rest are a bunch of showoffs, pseuds, and tossers.
Being in Hufflepuff you can actually focus on your studies rather than getting into a bunch of bullshit rivalry and danger lol
Exactly. You'd get all the fun of being at Hogwarts, without the scary stuff!
such a hufflepuff thing to say
medievalist That might just be the most Hufflepuff sentence ever written.
medievalist Also hey so
Remember that one kid? Prefect, handsome… what was is name again? Oh yes, Deadric Diggory.
Accurate:
“You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil”
Basically, the mediocre wageslaves of the world who attach themselves to a company for decades and retire making only slightly more than the average income.
the marks, if you will
I FIND this to be relevant to my interests. I also FIND that I lol'd for the duration of this. I do believe that the age-old question "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff" has, indeed, been answered.
If I'm a mediocre duffer to be loyal, just, kind, and hard working, I'm all over it.
hail brave knight, i have ridden far through the lands of Rohan , there are many trolls , rampaging across this land, trolls bearing the white hand of saruman
all joking aside your comment is pretty much spot on
"Surely a recipe for trouble." - brilliant.
Sounds like the qualities of a good CEO!
You don't get to choose which house your in, this is housesist
I too watched this in full screen.
Hufflepuff is the best house though
They're next to the kitchens on the level floors of thr basement so they students can go next door for free snacks anytime (the elves are happy to give visitors food)
Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are up in towers which gets loud and cold during storms. While Slytherin is deep down in the dungeons, so deep their windoes are an underwtaer view of the lake, it gets wet and cold there. Hufflepuff in the basement is cozy and is designed to look like a hobbit house with round doors and windows, filled with plants and reachable by sunlight.
I read that ONLY the Hufflepuff dormitories have remained free of break ins from other houses since the school founding, while the rest gets lots of stowaways and break ins from outsiders.
The teachers are chill and the students don't get extra pressure to perform exceptionally well, just as long as they're comfortable. Bo wonder the Hufflepuffs were so mad at Harry for stealing Cedric's spotlight as the school Champion.
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders !!
Brilliant!
The Tiffany Trump of Hogwarts
Just the Coolest Dude Yo How dare you
Oh, man. Rohan is so awesome. Now I need to see Two Towers again.
Hufflepuff takes what it wants.
John Finnemore wrote this!
"Honey badger don't give a shit!"
...neither does anyone else, Hufflepuff...neither does anyone else.
@LSSJBardock I'm from Hufflepuff, and i love this video. It's hilarious. Even though it's just a joke it shows how Hufflepuffs are looked down upon so untruthfully. We are loyal, and so what if we will put anyone in are house just because we don't judge. That's a good thing. We don't have so much presiure to be smart, or brave, or in some slytherins cases evil. You don't seriously think all snakes are evil do you? My cousin is a snake, and we get along.
well at least....they are particularly good finders!
I watched this in full screen.
@LordLoco87 fair enough, badgers aren't the most meek animals, but when the other mascots are a snake, an eagle and a lion, they seem distinctly feeble by comparison.
"Long live the bumbling badger of mediocrity." ....yep. Sums them up pretty well, especially since Diggory/Edward was a part of them. Bleeegggghhhh.
brilliant
ive done 3 tests of which house im going in to and all of them the answer is- SLYTHERIN! evil all the way baby.
He was a very brave Hufflepuff. Ascribing good qualities of Hufflpuffs to other houses is rather unfair. It just perpetuates the stereotype.
@GaEv4 True. XD "Said Hufflepuff, 'I'll teach the lot And treat them just the same.' " Though, I think her saying that was just a testament to her kind, accepting nature. Unlike w/ her friends, you could be bright or struggling academically, brave or timid, a Pureblood or Muggleborn, and still be worthy of her teaching you. As long as you were a good person, she would welcome you with open arms and wouldn't discriminate. And it's that same kind, accepting nature that lands you in her house. ^_^
That moment when hufflepuff is actually the best house. Ravenclaws are shut-in weirdos, slytherin are greasy juveniles and gryffindor are cocky show offs! :)
@Wolfrover Plus Hufflepuff is so underdogish that Harry never got to see the inside of their common room, something he managed to do with all the other houses including his own.
Ravenclaw is the house of knowledge ... so much so that they never put any of the extremely academically gifted like Hermione or Dumbledore or McGonagal in it and it described 'beauty ' as one of Ravenclaws attributes even though they don't exactly go with intellect hand in glove
Ravenclaw is the worst house they do nothing whatsoever and aren’t even smart like they should be.
I feel sorry for all the parents who spend a shitload of gold on mantles and cauldrons, and got an owl saying their kid got into Hufflepuff...
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders! ;)
@MebefromBelgium yeah they have a prefect that takes points from you wich are higher than any other house to keep them out and the usually keep their head boy/girl in there to guard to.
Tonks was a Hufflepuff. She became an auror. Clearly anything is possible.
I'll have you know Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
Yeah... that’s great pumpkin. Next time I loose my car keys I’m sure I’ll call a hufflepuff
@@thewerewolff7248 *lose
found the Gryffindor
I LOVE THIS
I remember reading once that Originally, the main characters would have been from different houses - Nevile, I believe would have been in Hufflepuff.
In addition, each book would have featured a trip to each of the common rooms (Hence, Gryfindor in book 1, Slytherin in 2, Ravenclaw somewhere down the line, and Hufflepuff. That trend never developed.
Instead, interestingly, the three main protagonists ended up in Gryffindor, but each displaying characteristics of the other houses as facets *of* their courage-Slytherin for Harry's ability to delve into the heart of evil, Ravenclaw for Hermione's ability to think strategically under pressure, and Hufflepuff for Ron's ability to remain loyal in the face of his worst fears and jealousies. Pretty cool.
I wish she'd done it. It would have complicated the story a bit, but give it (and the worldbuilding) more depth. But I guess it was just too tricky.
@@jonahloeb7824 Great observation!
hufflepuffs are good finders
@UberNerdsAreCool "Here in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Those of wit and learning
will always find their kind."
"You belong in Hufflepuff,
where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are
true and unafraid to toil."
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
"Here you are in Slytherin where
you'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
to achieve their ends."
Good guys, bad guys, nerds, and pudge.
McGonagall: "take the slytherin to the dungeons"
that's why!
Seamus Gorman would beg to differ with some of this content!
-sarcastic clap-
The nice thing about Hufflepuff is the name. Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. It's fun to say.
"Long live the bumbling badger of mediocracy"!
Hufflepuffs can sing badger badger badger
No, she wasn't she sorted herself into gryffindor
Professor Sprout sounds like a smoker......
I'll see your Hufflepuff badger and raise you a HONEY BADGER. I WIN!!!
It's not all bad. You get to skip quidditch to attend remedial classes.
"Well now that the great feast is over and its my custom has head of house to say a few words for those of you young wizards whove just ben sorted into the noble house of hufflepuff...such has sorry...i know how you must be feeling you have just heard the sorting hat mention his curiously insensitive song how gryffindor is for the brave slytherin for the cunning ravenclaw for the wise and hufflepuff for...the rest..."
Hufflepuffs are just and loyal and unfraid of toil :) So they would make great lawyers. See it's not all bad!! :D
Hey.. even the wizarding world needs janitors, caretakers and littermen
@MebefromBelgium either way huffle puff has a good quidditch team and some secret spells for recipes etc that im sure they wouldnt want some guy to steal theyr secret recipe spellbook or steal some sort of quidditch gear lol
6 people belong to Hufflepuff
as a gryffindor i can honestly say i think hufflepuff is the next best house :P
I don't see how Hufflepuff could be the worst house; their head was the Herbology chick. You just know that when everyone else was panicking over mundane things, they'd be relaxing outside, toking it easy.
Just found peep show on Netflix. Fantastically funny
Actually Hufflepuff is for the ones who are smart and get there work done. Also for the ones who are very active.
GO HUFFLEPUFF! :) We get the best Common Room and all the best cooking charms! Not to mention a Quidditch team that could only be beaten with Harry Potter himself! (Plus the one great advantage of being "the rest"; we're low-priority targets.;) ) You can have your towers and your celebrities... our House founder created the recipes still used in the kitchen, and I don't hear Slytherin complaining about that...