@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419😂 you guys are making me wonder how many times a guy I really liked as a kid actually liked me back, but I thought they didn’t 😅 probably zero but but it’s a nice thought lol
It is wild how similar of an experience I had with a girl. The similar part being getting to talk to her and not actually being with her. To preface before going into the story, I just graduated high school, and this happened this year, so her ass is probably gone gone lol. But anyways, into my story So I’m in my Econ class, and for this to make sense, I need to explain the layout of the room. The room is essentially a narrow rectangle where as soon as you enter, there are four columns of three rows of chairs on each side leaving only a tiny walkway for one person at a time in the middle, and room for the teacher’s desk/projector screen towards the front. Everyone was sitting shoulder to shoulder and unless you were sitting next to someone or had someone behind you, there was no way you were talking to anyone else in class. As the year goes by in that class, I notice this one cute girl who sits a row up and across from me, sitting in the middle of two other girls. So like I said, no way to talk to her. She’s not in any of my other classes, and I have no clue who she is, but at a certain point, I’m like, “damn, this girl looks too cute to pass up”. So then I’m like, aight, now I gotta ask her out, but even with all the confidence in the world, I’m now thinking to myself like, “how the fuck do I ask this bitch out?” So now I’m out here planning like a damn spartan general, trying to find the most optimal way to ask her out while seeming the most organic and least weird. Into the planning phase. So when she leaves class, I found out that she’s usually one of the last people to leave. And when she does leave, she has lunch then. The way our school’s lunch works is that if you have a specific kind of class for fourth period, you either go to first lunch or you go to second lunch. I had second lunch, so that meant that I had to go to class and then go to lunch. This girl had first lunch so she went to lunch first, and then went to class. And like you said, leaving the classroom, it was either left, or right. Left to follow her or right to go to my next class. Originally I was thinking of asking the girl out as she left class, but then I actually went to go scope it out, and then I quickly realized, HELL NAH, cuz there must have been some 200-300 kids shuffling through there at once, so I would have to raise my voice and shit to talk to her, and at that point it was game over. Approaching her table was also a completely different issue whether she had friends sitting with her or not. So then I start back over like, ok, what about before class. So now I was scoping out the scene before class, where does she come from, what’s her path to get there, does she walk with anybody, etc. Conveniently enough, the class she leaves from to go to my Econ class is actually the one right next to the one I leave from which is positioned right before my class, so she leaves first. So that makes things significantly easier. So now, same as you, I follow her to my Econ class, memorizing her path and everything. She did have a friend she walked with and talked with for a majority of the time, but I figured out not long after that at a certain point they part ways, but I’ll get to that later. I was doing this for about a week, treating it like a GTA IV mission where if I get to close the missions over but I can’t lose track of her either, hiding behind other people as I’m walking around 5-10 feet away at all times making sure she doesn’t notice me as I memorize her path to class. So for this part, another layout lesson is required. Almost the entire walk to my Econ class is outdoors, until like the last 5% of the way there is inside, where you enter through a set of double doors which leads you into a boxed/square room with multiple passage ways. You can either go straight to another set of double doors which leads to the courtyard/lunchroom (most of the lunch room is scattered outside around the courtyard and is where most of the kids sit, but as to not confuse you further I’m just gonna leave it at that), you can go right into a hallway that continues straight and leads to other classes, or you can go left into a hallway where you turn left again to get to my Econ class. Once this girl enters the square shaped intersection room, her friend goes right, and there’s also about a 30 second window for me to talk to her where no one else is around to hear us talking before we get to class. So that was Monday thru Thursday, now comes Friday where I actually enact my master plan. I follow her one last time, again maintaining my distance so that when I approach her and talk to her in the hallway, it will seem organic and spontaneous. Her friend goes right, she goes left, and that’s my cue to also go left. I speed up to her and say excuse me, I introduce myself, knowing she has no clue who I am, tell her I think she looks pretty and seems sweet, and that I’d like to get to know her better over some pizza or a movie sometime. She says, “wow, that’s really sweet of you, sure I’d love to!” And in reality I’m just smiling like an idiot in the .5 seconds after hearing those words with big ol rosy cheeks that could light up a damn solar system, in my mind being like, “YES LETS FUCKING GO OMG YEEEEREEEEEEEERRSSSSS!!!” Bc at that point I was like 0-4 for asking girls out, so it was nice to hear that it finally worked. I ask her for her snap and she says she doesn’t have it, so then I ask her for her number and she says sure after class. I had a free day that class period, so still looking like the same big idiot, I have a massive uncontrollable smile on my face the entire time waiting patiently playing clash royale for the next 45 minutes. And by the time class ends, I wait for her to leave first, and I soon follow, I ask her for her number and she’s like, “um, no I’m ok” and my dumb ass is like, “oh ok have a nice day!” And at first I’m like HOW THE FUCK DID I CHOKE THAT SHIT, WHA- HUH?????? I talked to multiple people to get their perspectives on this matter. Some people said I shouldn’t have waited to get her number, and just asked her why she couldn’t give it to me at that moment, as if she was testing me. Some other people said that she was just pretending to be interested and nice and wanted me to go away, but the number one seemed to be the most consistent. Some guys I told the story to were just as dumbfounded as I was upon hearing the ending. But man, I heard your story of the one that got away, and I saw so many glaring similarities, I had to share mine. And that’s my story of the one that got away. She wasn’t MMMMMM fine, she was probably around a 7, but I didn’t want to leave high school without a single relationship, and she was my type, but it is what it is. I wasn’t even unattractive then, I worked out almost daily and ate healthy, still do, but man sometimes life just happens, oh well :p
I can’t even say nun because this is how I was in 9th grade. Fell in love with a girl and couldn’t bring myself to speak to her so I just ended up walking with her friend group which had a mixture of my friends so I just fitted in
YoYo I was watching when it was 100% animation no face, and now I’m back, you look good and genuinely love the new content, your sub count is way higher, and you’re doing great, keep it up
12:20 You got thicker skin than me my guy! Getting laughed at and berated after sex is something I don’t think I’d be able to recover from, u gotta be a new level of diabolical to do someone like that😭
Is their name twice.... Yo yo....
Oh shi……
Sh-
Oh hey I'm here kinda early
@@Yoyo808yo yo I love ur animations and I love how realistic they are and u teaching life lessons of what can happen in high school and college
Wait, you talkin bout… Yo, Yo?
“Passing her around like one for all” is insane 😭
HE GOT A POINT THOUGH
W REFERENCE
Thats crazy bruh😂😂😅
💀
yoyo thats called stalking ma boy 😭
LMAOOO
Ong bruhh😭
FR NO EXCUSES BRU 😭
He hit tho nigga
He hit tho lil bro
THESE JOKES ARE WILD😭😭💀
bros been watching a lot of offending everyone lately 💀
God Loves yall and wants y’all so Please Repent and give your self to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior now Please Amen!
“Like a bunk bed at a diddy party something comes over me” is a crazy line
@@darkphantom6622Respect💯
That Dan Schneider line was wiiiilllddddd😭😭😭
Real
When
Had to pause and check comments after 💀
REa
realll
Passing her around like one for all is LETHAL!!! 🤣🤣
I did like that joke.
Randall: “CHRISTINE Christine?”
Me and YoYo: “CHRIISTIIINE CHRIIISTIIIIINNNEEEEE”
😭😭🤣🤣
He had all us like that bro I said the same thing 😭
4:13 SHE COMPLIMENTED YOU AND YOU WALKED AWAY!?!?😭
Youd be surprised a girl offered me a rose on valentines day and i basically awkwardly just waddled away 💀
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419I wouldn’t blame you I would do that too if I was in that situation
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419😂 you guys are making me wonder how many times a guy I really liked as a kid actually liked me back, but I thought they didn’t 😅 probably zero but but it’s a nice thought lol
@@Sunshineattacks3nah trust you cute so a good chunk of them probably did
bro sold😭
Brother is the living definition of "if I go back in time to meet my younger self I'mma a beat his ass"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That changing hallway paths is so real 😭
7:15 PINK IS CRAZY
Fr
I JUST CAUGHT THAT
💀
IT SAID WHAT😭
Frrr
Lmfao, that ending. It's always been true how even if you're a dude who's BAD at sex you're still a dude who HAD sex
Hello my fellow two seconder how’s it going brother
@@Messup7654 it's going quick
Indeed,
Lol
A nut is a nut no matter how quick
I know i really fuck with yoyo cause he got me responding to my phone like we both saying, "Christine,Christine"
"Passing her around like One For All" is Crazyyy!!
“I’ve been consistent”
*proceeds to wait a month for the next video*
We love you tho Yoyo🫶🏿
He did 3-Peat last month so it balances out
that dan schneider joke was WILD 💀💀🔥
Broo😭😭😂
I paused and came straight to the comments after I heard it😭😭
Lasting 10 seconds is crazy had to have premium cat
Fr ain't no way someone is going on for that LONG shit is wild
Naaaaaa he was just overly excited.
HONEY WAKE UP YOYO DROPPED!! 🗣🔥🔥💯💯💯‼️‼️
the glaze is unreal
@@chidimaozochuku5572 wym bru hes a GOAT
That Duke Dennis type shii was crazy 😂💔
Shi was funny asl, and the Dan Schneider joke was bogus 😂
Christine.... Christine 😂😂😂 at the end got me crying 😂😂
the left and right callback scheme throughout this entire script was amazing
It is wild how similar of an experience I had with a girl. The similar part being getting to talk to her and not actually being with her. To preface before going into the story, I just graduated high school, and this happened this year, so her ass is probably gone gone lol. But anyways, into my story
So I’m in my Econ class, and for this to make sense, I need to explain the layout of the room. The room is essentially a narrow rectangle where as soon as you enter, there are four columns of three rows of chairs on each side leaving only a tiny walkway for one person at a time in the middle, and room for the teacher’s desk/projector screen towards the front. Everyone was sitting shoulder to shoulder and unless you were sitting next to someone or had someone behind you, there was no way you were talking to anyone else in class. As the year goes by in that class, I notice this one cute girl who sits a row up and across from me, sitting in the middle of two other girls. So like I said, no way to talk to her. She’s not in any of my other classes, and I have no clue who she is, but at a certain point, I’m like, “damn, this girl looks too cute to pass up”. So then I’m like, aight, now I gotta ask her out, but even with all the confidence in the world, I’m now thinking to myself like, “how the fuck do I ask this bitch out?” So now I’m out here planning like a damn spartan general, trying to find the most optimal way to ask her out while seeming the most organic and least weird.
Into the planning phase. So when she leaves class, I found out that she’s usually one of the last people to leave. And when she does leave, she has lunch then. The way our school’s lunch works is that if you have a specific kind of class for fourth period, you either go to first lunch or you go to second lunch. I had second lunch, so that meant that I had to go to class and then go to lunch. This girl had first lunch so she went to lunch first, and then went to class. And like you said, leaving the classroom, it was either left, or right. Left to follow her or right to go to my next class. Originally I was thinking of asking the girl out as she left class, but then I actually went to go scope it out, and then I quickly realized, HELL NAH, cuz there must have been some 200-300 kids shuffling through there at once, so I would have to raise my voice and shit to talk to her, and at that point it was game over. Approaching her table was also a completely different issue whether she had friends sitting with her or not. So then I start back over like, ok, what about before class. So now I was scoping out the scene before class, where does she come from, what’s her path to get there, does she walk with anybody, etc. Conveniently enough, the class she leaves from to go to my Econ class is actually the one right next to the one I leave from which is positioned right before my class, so she leaves first. So that makes things significantly easier. So now, same as you, I follow her to my Econ class, memorizing her path and everything. She did have a friend she walked with and talked with for a majority of the time, but I figured out not long after that at a certain point they part ways, but I’ll get to that later. I was doing this for about a week, treating it like a GTA IV mission where if I get to close the missions over but I can’t lose track of her either, hiding behind other people as I’m walking around 5-10 feet away at all times making sure she doesn’t notice me as I memorize her path to class. So for this part, another layout lesson is required. Almost the entire walk to my Econ class is outdoors, until like the last 5% of the way there is inside, where you enter through a set of double doors which leads you into a boxed/square room with multiple passage ways. You can either go straight to another set of double doors which leads to the courtyard/lunchroom (most of the lunch room is scattered outside around the courtyard and is where most of the kids sit, but as to not confuse you further I’m just gonna leave it at that), you can go right into a hallway that continues straight and leads to other classes, or you can go left into a hallway where you turn left again to get to my Econ class. Once this girl enters the square shaped intersection room, her friend goes right, and there’s also about a 30 second window for me to talk to her where no one else is around to hear us talking before we get to class.
So that was Monday thru Thursday, now comes Friday where I actually enact my master plan. I follow her one last time, again maintaining my distance so that when I approach her and talk to her in the hallway, it will seem organic and spontaneous. Her friend goes right, she goes left, and that’s my cue to also go left. I speed up to her and say excuse me, I introduce myself, knowing she has no clue who I am, tell her I think she looks pretty and seems sweet, and that I’d like to get to know her better over some pizza or a movie sometime. She says, “wow, that’s really sweet of you, sure I’d love to!” And in reality I’m just smiling like an idiot in the .5 seconds after hearing those words with big ol rosy cheeks that could light up a damn solar system, in my mind being like, “YES LETS FUCKING GO OMG YEEEEREEEEEEEERRSSSSS!!!” Bc at that point I was like 0-4 for asking girls out, so it was nice to hear that it finally worked. I ask her for her snap and she says she doesn’t have it, so then I ask her for her number and she says sure after class. I had a free day that class period, so still looking like the same big idiot, I have a massive uncontrollable smile on my face the entire time waiting patiently playing clash royale for the next 45 minutes. And by the time class ends, I wait for her to leave first, and I soon follow, I ask her for her number and she’s like, “um, no I’m ok” and my dumb ass is like, “oh ok have a nice day!”
And at first I’m like HOW THE FUCK DID I CHOKE THAT SHIT, WHA- HUH?????? I talked to multiple people to get their perspectives on this matter. Some people said I shouldn’t have waited to get her number, and just asked her why she couldn’t give it to me at that moment, as if she was testing me. Some other people said that she was just pretending to be interested and nice and wanted me to go away, but the number one seemed to be the most consistent. Some guys I told the story to were just as dumbfounded as I was upon hearing the ending. But man, I heard your story of the one that got away, and I saw so many glaring similarities, I had to share mine. And that’s my story of the one that got away. She wasn’t MMMMMM fine, she was probably around a 7, but I didn’t want to leave high school without a single relationship, and she was my type, but it is what it is. I wasn’t even unattractive then, I worked out almost daily and ate healthy, still do, but man sometimes life just happens, oh well :p
The mental attraction thing is so reallll
Thought it was just me
“THANKS. WELL HAVE A GOOD SUMMER🤓”😭
(No offense yoyo)
Yo ngl when i saw i knew it was wraps bro fumble too bad there was no recovery with that one.
I clicked on this so fast also. NAH THAT THUMBNAILS CRAZY
Stories like these is why im saving my virginity as a grown man till marriage
Make sure you find a female that is doing the same, they are rare .
@@nxrth9463 oh trust me I know ,no hymen no diamond
@@nxrth9463 bro they dont exist
Something I wish I would ve done!
Swear every video bro makes just keeps getting better, quality, script, everything. Ight I'm glazing but fr
My jaw dropped once I realised what the thumbnail was
4:02 THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR
The disrespect on Lucki 😭😭
Bro that duke dennis part got me rolling. He did tha laugh and everything💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
Son said “passing her around like one for all”🤣
“Something had to change”
His clothes and the time of day
You a real one for telling this story LMAO😭🙌🏽
U WERE IN UR BAG WIT THE JOKES AND REFERENCES TODAY 😭😭😭
10:33 bro that wqas such a smart joke loool
"Passing it around like one for all"
Is crazy 😂 comedy gold 🏆 😂😂 yoyo got me dying with that one lol
Dang bro, that red shirt you be wearing is crazy bro! I didn't know Grandpa Max wanted to be black bro! That's crazy!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Stalk shawty everyday is crazy 😂
"get off on the right foot" followed closely by "she a stall soldier" got me good
This gotta be one of the funniest yo-yo videos in a good time
Bro said "I had her limpin nd shii" 💀😭😭
literally me (its 7 ling 3 wide 😊)
@@thyprinceofstarsshit small
@@thyprinceofstars bro that’s your dream😭
@@AllBallCrew its not a dream if its reality 👽
Prove it
bro lasted 10 secs 😂
Bro said "something needed to change" then bro changes his fit goes crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣
nah how did bro know diddy parties
Bro that cat is just chilling
Yoyo always makes bangers 10 out of 10 times
2:20 the down badery is insane I feel for this 🥷 bruh I’m sleep😭😭
passin her around like one for all🤣
Geting turbo top in the thumbnail is nasty work 😂
“Like a bunk bed at a daddy party, something came over me” 💀💀
Bleacher Bandit is WIILLLD 😂😂😂 W vid bruh
Bro strategically finding a way to talk to her is crazy ngl🤣
Its really not
0:38 "NEW DRANK MENTIONED"
I can’t even say nun because this is how I was in 9th grade. Fell in love with a girl and couldn’t bring myself to speak to her so I just ended up walking with her friend group which had a mixture of my friends so I just fitted in
Bro I need to hear you getting a win, just one win
YoYo I was watching when it was 100% animation no face, and now I’m back, you look good and genuinely love the new content, your sub count is way higher, and you’re doing great, keep it up
10:08 that bit funny as hell 😂😂
yoyo’s lack of game boost my confidence
preacher yoyo, i'm here for it 🤣🤣🤣
NAH LUCKI GOT DONE DIRTY ASF
Protect Yoyo at all costs
That Dan Schneider joke😭
Me: Sees yo-yo uploaded
Also Me:(in a ring announcer voice)IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Passing her around Like one for all😂😂😂
7:29 TYEEEEEE SHIIT
Dan schnieder to a amputee minor is CRAZY😭😭😭
Yo I started rubbing my hands too 😂😂
Speaking of
Last day Wednesday is my last dsy of school my last of school ever 😔after it’s graduation
She: goes left
I GO LEFT BROOOOOO
finally no more right I felt a relief bruhhh😂😂😂😂 5:01
12:20 You got thicker skin than me my guy! Getting laughed at and berated after sex is something I don’t think I’d be able to recover from, u gotta be a new level of diabolical to do someone like that😭
"So we went to Raising Canes that day..." Im dead😂😂😂keep grinding yoyo!!!!
9 seconds 0 views fell off
cap i clicked on this video in 1 sec
@bud5 Fr
Get a life
@EXCLUSIVENEIGHBOR lol ive posted no videos and i have 2 subs
nice
Any girl that gets mad on performance is a bop 💯
Especially if it’s your first time and vice versa, it should be about love ❤️
Those jokes got me wheezing lmao
“I know Ngas were passing her around like one for all” 😭🙏 wild
HOW YOU GOT ME HEATED TOO LIKE DAMN PAST YOYO
Yo-yo is the currently the best underrated UA-camer.😭
Ngl love the vids man.😂😂😂
Thumbnail IS WILD😂
I watch yoyo to get retroactive drama from our highschool
8:11 "a bleacher bandit"😂😂
passing her around like one for all
"AND WHY WAS I DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!!!"🤣🤣🤣
That lucki bit was insane 😂
First fawk you mean💃🏽
Passing her around like one for all is diabolical
love the video yoyo🔥‼️
It's always a good day when Yoyo drops 🙏
as a female, that is so gross of her to do all of that. 10 seconds for a guy is normal especially if we got good 😏
Ayoo. My guy storytelling skills are insane. Props! Gained a new sub
12:53 that smile got me 😂😂
the lucki reference
11:22 my biggest fear
“AND WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE THIS” is killin me
Scared to TALK = STALK
- yoyo
We remember the old thumbnail buddy 😂
Fr
I haven’t watched a Yoyo video in a year and damn you ain’t missed a beat
“Sit down and look” is crazy😂😂😂
8:05 FOUL
IK THAT WAS OUTRAGEUOS AND NO ONE IS SAYING SHIT
that dan schneider joke was FOUL