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КОМЕНТАРІ • 127

  • @findlestick
    @findlestick 6 місяців тому +46

    And Mandy’s in with an early edition of ‘Knob news’

  • @Tass...
    @Tass... 6 місяців тому +11

    When this evolves into Rock Busters some of the clues are not just legendary Karl but legendary radio as a whole. Things are hotting up now.

    • @ZRICH7
      @ZRICH7 5 місяців тому +3

      Some of them are… twaddle.

    • @Tass...
      @Tass... 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ZRICH7 haha, so true.

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@ZRICH7 Some of them are craptic.

    • @ZRICH7
      @ZRICH7 5 місяців тому

      @@SaintPhoenixx is that a word - in steves voice

  • @garethm3242
    @garethm3242 6 місяців тому +18

    Regarding your shock about "permed hair in men" being "like a footballer" and desirable to women back then, maybe just Google the Argentina football team 1980 for an idea of what was the cutting edge of young mens' hairstyle fashion 🙃

  • @ZRICH7
    @ZRICH7 5 місяців тому +4

    The quizzes/games are by far the highlight of these so glad you are enjoying it and getting to experience it! Also 90% of the crazy stuff Ricky and Steve say is British sarcasm so don’t take it on face value! 💜

  • @Incurious_
    @Incurious_ 6 місяців тому +15

    That Crash Test Dummies song is really good.

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm still waiting for their second song.

    • @tonypate9174
      @tonypate9174 6 місяців тому

      Yes ....in a men without hats way ....

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 3 місяці тому

      Man alive interminable, Crash Test Dummies tripe

  • @JackLongbridge
    @JackLongbridge 6 місяців тому +23

    Things we learned in this episode:
    Mandy is a size queen. 😂

    • @jeezuschryst
      @jeezuschryst 6 місяців тому +7

      I did NOT have that on my bingo card

    • @mundaneMindanao
      @mundaneMindanao 6 місяців тому +3

      Just about to comment that lol

    • @wildwine6400
      @wildwine6400 6 місяців тому +1

      🙈🙊🙉

  • @Secret19977
    @Secret19977 6 місяців тому +17

    God I love this show

  • @robertrobertson8854
    @robertrobertson8854 5 місяців тому +3

    Mandy is the best.
    She loves Karl and will defend him to the end.
    Also, she loves massive Hawgs.

  • @LilMonkeyFella87
    @LilMonkeyFella87 6 місяців тому +2

    In the 70s, Kevin Keegan was probably the number 1 example of the permed hair footballer. It became an everlasting stereotype of Liverpudlians, as several other of his fellow Liverpool players copied him, cemented with a recurring comedy sketch by Harry Enfield called "The Scousers" in the 90s
    "Harry Enfield - The Scousers Compilation"

  • @stingersplash
    @stingersplash 6 місяців тому +11

    Mmm mmm mmm mmm by Crash Test Dummies is actually awesome.

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx 6 місяців тому

      Always thought the lead singer sounded like he'd been huffing sodium hexafluoride.

    • @njones420
      @njones420 6 місяців тому +1

      god shuffled his feet was a good album overall.

    • @operationappleseed4039
      @operationappleseed4039 Місяць тому

      It’s alright

  • @huaysai
    @huaysai 5 місяців тому +1

    On board with Mandy's XFM journey . Great question from Steve/James Lipton: "If you could do any other profession other than the one you do now what profession would you do?" Karl's answer - handyman. Now Ricky really must listen to Karl because 10 years later he wrote him a part 'Dougie', the handyman, in "Derrick." (Best thing in "Derrick"? Karl as Dougie. Worst thing in "Derrick"? Karl's hairpiece.)

  • @EnglishRalph
    @EnglishRalph 5 місяців тому

    Curly perms and Afro-mullets were very much a thing in the UK. I was born with boingy bangs but during my teens the entire thatch tightened to almost Mandy mane twizzlyness. Rather than comparing me to Marc Bolan or Jim Morrison, my friends started calling me “Bubblehead” and “1970s footballer haircut Man”, so in my experience, curls weren’t considered sexy. I think though, that the “permanent wave” element of the venture, is what people thought made them special and amazing.

  • @jotoenatehaaen
    @jotoenatehaaen 6 місяців тому +1

    its crazy how I listened to these for the third time now and it still feels like barely 5 min passed and the episode is over already

  • @wildwine6400
    @wildwine6400 6 місяців тому +1

    The best upload of The Fight is probably this. Its 480p
    "Ricky Gervais v Grant Bovey - The Fight 2002"
    It is an hour long, and includes the build up and training. The actual fighting starts about 41 minutes in

  • @bananatubeOG
    @bananatubeOG 5 місяців тому

    If Mandy is already this engaged with whether or not the clues are good, this rock busters is gonna be wild.

  • @quench100
    @quench100 4 місяці тому

    Mandy Quote of the Video: "I do. I do. I understood it... Not only do you... No... No... Oh no... OK, no, maybe I don't understand it." 🤭

  • @WiggyWiggins
    @WiggyWiggins 6 місяців тому +2

    When you said “oh no” about permed hair I came so close to choking on my food, the urge to spit take and laugh just froze it in my throat. 😂 Because I misheard it thinking it was about Karl having hot hair at some point.

  • @DrPeterCollierMSc
    @DrPeterCollierMSc 6 місяців тому +4

    The first mention of Vicky Lucas in this episode! (Bo Selecta woman)

    • @CMDRRustyDog
      @CMDRRustyDog 6 місяців тому +3

      Indeed, and I didn't want to put up her picture, because I know it's something Mandy wouldn't appreciate too much.
      Never knew that was her name though.

    • @Wagoo
      @Wagoo 6 місяців тому +3

      @@CMDRRustyDog there's a BBC news article you may not have seen then, called "What Are You Staring At?: Vicky Lucas responds"- written after her (later) shout out

    • @DrPeterCollierMSc
      @DrPeterCollierMSc 6 місяців тому +2

      @@CMDRRustyDog You are doing the lords work Rusty. These episodes are so much better because of your contributions.

  • @bsmith6646
    @bsmith6646 6 місяців тому +1

    Just wonderful. 10 mins in but I'm going to save this till later for when I'm doing the chores as work is horrendously busy. This will be my downtime 😃 Series 2 is the very best. So good and the quizzes to come. . Legendary 👌

  • @ThePaynes2022
    @ThePaynes2022 6 місяців тому +7

    Happy Friday everyone 👍

  • @WestcountryboyJamie
    @WestcountryboyJamie 5 місяців тому

    The parrots blood story gets me every time 😂

  • @SynphamyMusic
    @SynphamyMusic 6 місяців тому +1

    Ahhhh i'm getting more & more excited for you to get to Educating Ricky & Rockbusters. That's when this radio show goes from gold to platinum! FYI there are a few episodes coming up that you might want to skip though, they'll mention it in the show but there's one that's just Karl playing clips because ricky & steve are away, then there's a normal episode, and after that there's two episodes where Karl is away.

    • @CMDRRustyDog
      @CMDRRustyDog 6 місяців тому

      I think we're skipping episode 4 (the first of the 'Best Of' compilations) and jumping from 3 to 5. Unless Mandy says otherwise. But it's all stuff she's heard already.

    • @arsenewenger49
      @arsenewenger49 6 місяців тому +1

      Episode 8 is when Karl comes back with the new rockbusters and educating Ricky

    • @SynphamyMusic
      @SynphamyMusic 6 місяців тому +1

      @@CMDRRustyDog yeah, and then I think 6 and 7 are the ones where they have Claire Sturgess in Karl's place

  • @eyesears2046
    @eyesears2046 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂 why are they chucking the baby out the window, Karl!!??

  • @tonypate9174
    @tonypate9174 6 місяців тому

    Why does it rock my "Cockles" ( one for Mandy Mr Google.. cockles of heart..) later see Wonderfully mysterious Miss Mandy of Cane Lane so happy and full of ...DILKINGTON...Bless her making a old grumpy man ...smile

  • @61shirley
    @61shirley 4 місяці тому

    Gus from breaking bad has a pigeon chest

  • @MikeDuddy-q2t
    @MikeDuddy-q2t 5 місяців тому +1

    You've just witnessed the Rockbusters prototype!

  • @direnova6284
    @direnova6284 6 місяців тому +1

    It was a LOT later before the public could make transatlantic direct calls.

  • @dilpunjabi9452
    @dilpunjabi9452 6 місяців тому

    if you ever feel its not good content, just remember. THE BEST OF KARL PILKINGTON IS YET TO COME. and we are all here for it.

  • @eyesears2046
    @eyesears2046 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for another video to Mandy and Rusty - we love you yes we do!

  • @kevintipcorn6787
    @kevintipcorn6787 6 місяців тому +1

    That edition of Time has some really odd stories beside the parrot blood. Goldfish skin shoes that cost $80 a pair in 1931 money. Lung explosions. Gossip mongers. The Lot.

  • @postiekeefveness4415
    @postiekeefveness4415 Місяць тому

    There are 13 star signs. I was a test-tube baby and my star sign is Pyrex.

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ 6 місяців тому +1

    The reason why parents had so many kids back in the day was because of low survival rates in childbirth. It’s harsh but the reason they had like 10 kids was because only 2 or 3 of them would survive into adulthood or even past the birth itself

  • @Mouse2222
    @Mouse2222 6 місяців тому +1

    Hi Mandy, i did not know about Ricky boxing until now so i had to go and watch, I saw two boxing matches, one while in training against Bob Mortimer and another he did for charity.

  • @robg1151
    @robg1151 6 місяців тому +6

    Friday strikes again!!!

  • @JacobG093
    @JacobG093 6 місяців тому +15

    I've definitely never heard the word "high" referring to someone who stinks..

    • @Wagoo
      @Wagoo 6 місяців тому +6

      Me neither - I think it died out, maybe as "high" got used more for tripping out. "Stinks to high heaven" is the nearest I ever heard to it

    • @slimpixie2404
      @slimpixie2404 6 місяців тому +2

      Maybe it's a bit of an older reference, my parents used it. "The dog is a bit high".. yeah, it's been rolling in fox sh!t and it stinks!

    • @kevinchester0533
      @kevinchester0533 6 місяців тому +1

      Also High and Dry doesn't work either.

    • @JacobG093
      @JacobG093 6 місяців тому +1

      @Wagoo Yes that's close to it. Though I've always thought that meant that someone stinks so bad they can smell it all the way up in heaven (which is supposedly 'high' in the sky)

    • @hecticfreeze
      @hecticfreeze 6 місяців тому

      It specifically refers to the smell of rotten meat. It's a bit of an old saying and isn't used much anymore, but it definitely means something that smells bad

  • @arsenewenger49
    @arsenewenger49 6 місяців тому +2

    Xfm Fridays with Mandy 🥳

  • @Silver_Specter
    @Silver_Specter 6 місяців тому +1

    You always mention putting things on shirts, when you're finally not busy you should make merch, you're an amazing artist and could probably make some really cool hoodies

  • @walterpanovs
    @walterpanovs 6 місяців тому

    There's a 5 or 6 part series about the 2002 Ricky fight available here. Here's Part 1. You can find the rest, culminating in the actual fight.
    ua-cam.com/video/DNGtIwWrBs8/v-deo.htmlsi=_9ZS6eL3Pl0dclZ2

  • @davehilton3588
    @davehilton3588 6 місяців тому

    you absolutely love Karl and his 'ooo' noises

  • @scottweir662
    @scottweir662 6 місяців тому +4

    Best bit of the week Mandy

  • @icba9292
    @icba9292 6 місяців тому

    I love Mandy, so wholesome, quirky and spontaneous i never know whats going to come up l0l

  • @Wagoo
    @Wagoo 6 місяців тому +1

    I think it's worth watching the thing of Ricky doing boxing during this season of XFM, kind of a shame a spoiler was given to you on a plate and you peeped. The XFM show directly after the fight is S02E17 so they talk about the match then. It's brought up again while Ricky is training for it though.. and the video is what shows that process with the fight as the finale: r_zjpVRJJ18 - this looks like a reasonable quality version, when I watched it it was split into 6 little vids
    The Bob Mortimer sparring match was also part of training, but I think the gym it was at only uploaded the full thing in 2021, so that's at: y-g56Fg_Z4s (so watch before the main fight, too)
    Then there's another short series of videos with David Haye training for a fight and he's sparring with Ricky and Mickey Rourke the actor, those are at: rA88PSAVJI4 W81gPJ-6cvU ZCZ90bdz2-I dTwHtJ-WhM8 - with this one I'm not sure it's worth reacting to as it's mainly about David Haye's fight build up - but worth skipping through to find the bits where he's in the boxing gym with Ricky if you need more context about the moment in Ricky's life where he decided he wanted to beat up a businessman 🥊

  • @Broccoli_Highkicks
    @Broccoli_Highkicks 5 місяців тому

    That Crash Test Dummies song was actually a huge hit, and a great song. You should look it up.

  • @direnova6284
    @direnova6284 6 місяців тому

    In the late seventies permed hair was a thing, just look at bands around that time, lots of long curly hair, like Brian May and many others. No idea if Brian May's hair was permed but that style was common at the time.

  • @ZRICH7
    @ZRICH7 6 місяців тому +3

    Love U Mandles 🩷

  • @jaihayes9647
    @jaihayes9647 6 місяців тому

    Throw the baby out with the bath water is a super common one. Just a small example is trying to play a board game with my family, my brother doesn’t agree with the meaning of one rule, so I say, I’ll look it up so there’s no arguments. This however is not enough for my brother, being so annoyed that I would even disagree with him, he says he’s not playing anymore and we abandon the whole game 😆

  • @jonbolton3376
    @jonbolton3376 6 місяців тому

    So you sometimes just skim things when you're reading, just like Karl does 😂😂😂 I do that a lot too.

  • @Silver_Specter
    @Silver_Specter 6 місяців тому +5

    Something you will notice with these is Ricky will get "salty" because Karl outsmarted him ricky is very egotistical and if he doesn't win or someone is better than him he will handle it like a child, you'll also notice if steve is giving karl attention or Steven agrees with karl Ricky won't like it

  • @lukem118
    @lukem118 6 місяців тому

    Ricky fought Grant Bovey, the Bob Mortimer fight was just a warm up and a pretty hard watch because poor Bob got destroyed by the much bigger and younger Gervais.

  • @ricmoz
    @ricmoz 6 місяців тому

    I think it comes from the phrase: Smell to high heaven. Though I always thought that meant you stink so much even the angels can smell you.

  • @pancentricism
    @pancentricism 5 місяців тому

    Mandy, you haven't reacted to many comedy songs apart from a couple of Tim Minchin ones. Can I suggest you try "Ernie, The Fastest Milkman In The West" by Benny Hill and "The Ballad Of Barry and Freda" by Victoria Wood. Definitely the latter as you haven't yet reacted to any Victoria Wood on your channel.

  • @jasongates-
    @jasongates- 6 місяців тому

    Oh yeah. The "pigeon chest" thing. Except, where I'm at, we called it "bird chest." I completely forgot about that. It was supposed to be like an insult, and then you got laughed at for having it. As if it was an embarrassment. It's when your chest is flat. Well, that's how WE took it, in my area. So, like a guy who didn't have that part as more muscular. So, imagine as if there was someone who literally never exercised in their life. At all. Ever. And that's why he was flat chested. And that was supposed to be funny, and an insult. That was me, in young childhood.
    If I were to get "bullied" for being well hung, I would be the proudest guy on the planet. You most likely used the right word for that situation. They had to have been "jealous." If being THAT well hung had been a problem, and we were able to choose our problems in life, that's the ONE "problem" I would choose to have. Like the Jonah Falcon effect. It's less of a "problem," and more of a "blessing."
    The "AI" part: It sounds like Google needs to Google it. 😄You don't know something, so you Google it, then even Google has the wrong information. But we still fault the person for not knowing, for not Googling it, etc. We're in bad shape, if that's the way AI is going to be.
    I haven't heard the "don't throw the baby out with the bath water" line in I don't know how long.

  • @BelfastManUtdTherapy
    @BelfastManUtdTherapy 6 місяців тому

    If ive got it right, Mandy has just compared being told "your sooo well hung..." with "oh my god your sooo cute" What going on in Argentina??!! Mating season has started by the sounds of it!!

  • @tonymeredith7914
    @tonymeredith7914 6 місяців тому

    who thought fridays could get any better aye!!?!?

  • @willmartin2078
    @willmartin2078 6 місяців тому

    A pigeon chest is the opposite of muscular, I think there's a bit of reverse psychology banter going on 😊

  • @SketchyMagpie
    @SketchyMagpie 6 місяців тому

    I got Covid again this week and it is kicking my ass so this was a welcome distraction, thanks 👍

  • @OfficialSituation
    @OfficialSituation 6 місяців тому +1

    And so the game shows begin :p

  • @lewi8932
    @lewi8932 6 місяців тому +1

    Being bullied for being well hung? There's worse reasons to be bullied😅

  • @richardbeaton7324
    @richardbeaton7324 6 місяців тому +2

    ❤😘

  • @CMDRRustyDog
    @CMDRRustyDog 6 місяців тому +3

    Awesome reaction Mandy. You were really on it here. Top notch! Thank you so much for the support and having my back, that was so kind of you.
    The Karl-ness is starting to ramp up now but there are bigger and better things to come, so get ready for that. You are going to love this journey.
    Curious... what was that on your sleeve? :)

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx 6 місяців тому

      Nice job muting the music to save Mandy from the DMCA Police.

    • @CMDRRustyDog
      @CMDRRustyDog 6 місяців тому +1

      @@SaintPhoenixx Thanks :) Yeah they are brutal sometimes. AI technology now makes it possible for me to just kill the music whilst keeping the speech from the boys.

    • @Silver_Specter
      @Silver_Specter 6 місяців тому

      Thank you again for making these for us and Mandy I love the context of that bird story because it turned me blue

    • @CMDRRustyDog
      @CMDRRustyDog 6 місяців тому

      @@Silver_Specter HI. You're welcome. Hehe, the parrots blood thing was nuts :)

  • @simonwinwood
    @simonwinwood 6 місяців тому +1

  • @bleepbloop6234
    @bleepbloop6234 5 місяців тому

    17:40 As I understand it, he's saying that the costs you do not incur as a result of your training can be thought of as part of your salary that isn't actually paid to you.

  • @PaulCatterall-y9e
    @PaulCatterall-y9e 6 місяців тому

    Genius the only word for this

  • @joecoppola3974
    @joecoppola3974 6 місяців тому +2

    Hey Mandy ❤

  • @charliewalker9443
    @charliewalker9443 6 місяців тому

    Love this show :)

  • @dilpunjabi9452
    @dilpunjabi9452 6 місяців тому

    love the hair color by the way

  • @bleepbloop6234
    @bleepbloop6234 5 місяців тому

    1:00:20 The title "Teen Spirit" comes from a deodorant brand.

  • @itobyford
    @itobyford 5 місяців тому

    They're making AI part of a gerscherswerschers what?

  • @jaihayes9647
    @jaihayes9647 6 місяців тому

    Hate to break it to you, but given the haircuts I’ve seen on young people today, the perm is back in fashion

  • @RavenZahadoom
    @RavenZahadoom 6 місяців тому +1

    Mandy = 'Hello hello lovely humans of earth'
    Humans on the ISS = 🤔😮
    I think they feel left out Mandy :)

    • @duncanmagee
      @duncanmagee 6 місяців тому +1

      they're still of earth, just not on earth

  • @SaintPhoenixx
    @SaintPhoenixx 6 місяців тому

    You're 30? Happy 30th again!

  • @JeffreyMarksWorld
    @JeffreyMarksWorld 6 місяців тому

    42:50 ummmmm no

  • @eyesears2046
    @eyesears2046 5 місяців тому +1

    I didn't like Chris either..😅

  • @JimmyGuitarist
    @JimmyGuitarist 6 місяців тому +1

    A few of my mates call me cockney Karl. Apparently I’m the southern version of him. Not sure if it’s a compliment or not.

  • @Hellohi-kb8eb
    @Hellohi-kb8eb 5 місяців тому

    Should react to the new Eminem song. More than likely help your channel grow

  • @jeezuschryst
    @jeezuschryst 6 місяців тому +1

    1:01:39 they were being sarcastic... they do not like simon mayo

  • @OracleTheRonin
    @OracleTheRonin 4 місяці тому

    AI Xfm Conversations:
    ---------
    Ricky Gervais: Right, here we are again. Hello, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me, Stephen Merchant.
    Stephen Merchant: Hello.
    Ricky: And the little round-headed buffoon, Karl Pilkington.
    Karl Pilkington: Alright.
    Ricky: So, Karl, what's been going on in that tiny little brain of yours this week?
    Karl: Well, I was thinkin' about ants.
    Stephen: Ants? This should be good. Go on.
    Karl: Well, I was watchin' this documentary, right, about ants. And it said that they can carry like fifty times their own weight. Imagine if humans could do that.
    Ricky: Yeah, but Karl, we don't need to. We have machines, cars, and all that.
    Karl: Yeah, but what if we didn’t? What if we had to carry our own furniture when we move house? You could just pick up a sofa and walk down the street.
    Ricky: You seriously think that’s a viable solution?
    Stephen: Karl, do you realize that if humans could carry fifty times their own weight, we'd probably be a lot shorter and stockier?
    Karl: Well, I didn't think about that. But still, it would be impressive, wouldn't it?
    Ricky: (Laughing) Yeah, it would be impressive, Karl, but we'd look like weird little muscle-bound ants ourselves!
    Karl: Plus, ants don’t even get paid for their work. They're just doin' it to survive.
    Stephen: Well, Karl, they don’t have an economic system like humans. They don’t need money.
    Karl: But what if they did? Imagine ants with tiny wallets, havin' to buy food, and little houses.
    Ricky: Ants with mortgages! (Laughing) Can you imagine?
    Stephen: Karl, your brain is like a parallel universe where everything’s slightly off-kilter.
    Karl: I just think they don’t get enough credit for what they do. People just step on 'em and don't even think about it. They should have little signs that say, “Watch out, ants at work.”
    Ricky: Oh, brilliant! “Caution: Ants at Work.” We should start a campaign, get little ant hard hats and everything.
    Stephen: I think that’s enough about ants for one day. Anything else rattling around in there, Karl?
    Karl: Yeah, I was thinkin’ about how fish sleep. Do they close their eyes, or do they just float around and doze off?
    Ricky: (Laughing) Oh, Karl, you are a treasure. A very, very strange treasure.
    Stephen: I think we need to get David Attenborough on the phone for these questions.
    Karl: Well, he might know about the ants, too. Get 'im on, and we'll have a proper chat.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Alright, let's end it there. Join us next week for more of Karl’s amazing insights into the world of ants and sleeping fish. Goodbye!
    Stephen: Goodbye.
    Karl: See ya.
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    Ricky Gervais: Hello, welcome to the show. With me, Stephen Merchant.
    Stephen Merchant: Hello.
    Ricky: And the round-headed wonder, Karl Pilkington.
    Karl Pilkington: Alright.
    Ricky: Karl, what’s been puzzling you this week?
    Karl: Well, I was thinkin’ about gravity, right?
    Stephen: Oh, here we go. What about gravity, Karl?
    Karl: Why isn't it stronger?
    Ricky: What do you mean, why isn't it stronger?
    Karl: Well, like, you drop a feather and it takes ages to hit the ground. But you drop a brick and it goes straight down. Why doesn’t gravity just pull everything down fast?
    Stephen: Karl, that's just how physics works. The feather is lighter and has air resistance.
    Karl: Yeah, but it’s still weird, innit? If gravity was proper strong, everything should just go thud, like a brick.
    Ricky: (Laughing) So, you want everything to fall like a brick?
    Karl: Yeah, be more efficient. None of this floaty nonsense. Just straight down.
    Stephen: Karl, you do realize that if gravity was that strong, we’d all be flat on the ground, unable to move?
    Karl: Nah, I didn’t think of that. But, I still don’t get why things float around in space. Shouldn’t they just get pulled to the ground?
    Ricky: Karl, space doesn’t have gravity like Earth. That’s why astronauts float.
    Karl: But if gravity was stronger, wouldn’t it just pull space stuff down here?
    Stephen: (Laughing) Karl, you’ve just redefined how the universe works. Black holes and planets would just be smashing into each other.
    Karl: Might make things more interesting. Plus, you wouldn’t lose your keys in space.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Of course, Karl. That’s the real problem with space travel, losing your keys.
    Karl: And think about it, if gravity was stronger, you wouldn’t need gyms. Just walkin’ around would be a workout.
    Stephen: That's actually a good point. Gym memberships would plummet.
    Ricky: (Laughing) So, Karl’s solution to everything: stronger gravity. Right, what else has been on your mind?
    Karl: I was thinkin’ about time travel.
    Ricky: Brilliant. What about it?
    Karl: Well, if you could go back in time, right, and give yourself advice, what would you say?
    Stephen: Interesting. What would you say to your younger self, Karl?
    Karl: I’d tell myself not to worry about haircuts. Spent too much time thinkin’ about 'em. Just let it do what it wants.
    Ricky: (Laughing) That’s the advice you’d give? Not investing in Apple or anything, just haircuts?
    Karl: Yeah, ‘cause all that other stuff, you can’t control. But hair, you can just leave it be.
    Stephen: Profound as ever, Karl. What about you, Ricky?
    Ricky: I’d tell myself to enjoy life more, don’t take things too seriously. And maybe to avoid working with certain round-headed individuals. (Laughing)
    Karl: Well, I’d probably ignore future me anyway. Just sounds like a lot of hassle.
    Stephen: (Laughing) Classic Karl. Alright, that’s enough for today. Join us next week for more of Karl’s groundbreaking theories.
    Ricky: Goodbye.
    Stephen: Goodbye.
    Karl: See ya.
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    Ricky Gervais: Hello, welcome to the show. With me, Stephen Merchant.
    Stephen Merchant: Hello.
    Ricky: And the round-headed...well, I don't even know what to call him anymore...Karl Pilkington.
    Karl Pilkington: Alright.
    Ricky: So, Karl, what’s been going on in that little brain of yours this week?
    Karl: I was thinkin’ about the moon.
    Stephen: Oh, here we go. What about the moon, Karl?
    Karl: Well, I read this thing, right, that said we never went to the moon.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Oh, for f--sake, not this again! What do you mean, we never went to the moon? Of course, we went to the moon!
    Karl: But there’s people who say it was all done in a studio, like a film set.
    Stephen: Karl, you can’t seriously believe that.
    Karl: I’m just sayin’, it makes you think. If they could fake that, what else could they fake?
    Ricky: (Laughing) Oh, for f--sake, Karl! They didn’t fake it! It’s real! They’ve got moon rocks and everything!
    Karl: But what if the rocks are just from a quarry in Scotland or summat?
    Stephen: (Laughing) Karl, why would they go to all that trouble to fake it? They’d have to involve thousands of people, and no one spilled the beans?
    Karl: I don’t know, but it’s like, why haven’t we been back? If it was so great, why not go again?
    Ricky: (Mumbling) Because it costs a f--king fortune, Karl! It’s not like a trip to the shops!
    Karl: But still, if it was that amazing, you’d think they’d want to do it more often. Have moon holidays and that.
    Stephen: Moon holidays? Karl, you do realize how impractical that is? We’re talking millions, if not billions, just to get there.
    Karl: Yeah, but with technology these days, it should be cheaper. Like, flights are cheaper now than they used to be.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Oh my God! Karl, you’re comparing EasyJet to a f--king moon mission!
    Karl: I’m just sayin’, it’s weird, that’s all.
    Stephen: Karl, they’re working on Mars missions now. The moon is old news.
    Karl: Mars? What’s the point of that? It’s just a big red desert. At least the moon’s got a view of Earth.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Yeah, Karl, that’s the only reason to go to the moon - the view!
    Karl: Well, think about it, though. You could set up a hotel with windows facing Earth. Charge a fortune for the view.
    Stephen: Karl, I think you’ve just missed the point of space exploration entirely.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Oh, for f--sake, Karl! You’re one of a kind, you know that? Right, what else has been on your mind?
    Karl: I was thinkin’ about dogs.
    Ricky: Oh, here we go. What about dogs, Karl?
    Karl: Well, why don’t they get bored?
    Stephen: What do you mean, why don’t they get bored?
    Karl: Like, they do the same thing every day. Eat, sleep, go for a walk. If that was me, I’d go mad.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Oh, for f--sake! Dogs are happy, Karl! They don’t need variety like humans do.
    Karl: But still, I reckon they must get fed up sometimes. Just sittin’ there, waitin’ for summat to happen.
    Stephen: Karl, dogs live in the moment. They don’t sit around contemplating their existence.
    Karl: Maybe that’s what we should do then. Live more like dogs.
    Ricky: (Laughing) Brilliant. Karl Pilkington’s guide to happiness: Be more like a dog. Right, that’s enough for today. Join us next week for more of Karl’s mind-boggling thoughts.
    Stephen: Goodbye.
    Ricky: Goodbye.
    Karl: See ya.

  • @markcutting6504
    @markcutting6504 6 місяців тому +11

    Wow a smutty Mandy swearing & talking about knobs!becoming more British every video😘🤗

  • @worldwidewells7452
    @worldwidewells7452 6 місяців тому

    Idk why, but my least favorite thing in the world is when callers on the radio talk until the hosts get annoyed

    • @Silver_Specter
      @Silver_Specter 6 місяців тому +1

      I prefer it when they swear and get kicked off like that show that's on in the morning and the bloke keeps calling in calling his ex a bitch😂

  • @Silver_Specter
    @Silver_Specter 6 місяців тому

    I try to stay away from vulgar things... Really? Do you really though?

  • @gavinsheridan4680
    @gavinsheridan4680 6 місяців тому +1

    Is she smells like teen spirit, she does not smell bad, as teen spirit is a deodorant brand.

    • @Silver_Specter
      @Silver_Specter 6 місяців тому

      Or teen spirit as in stinking if cigarettes weed and cheap beer with a hint of all the bodily fluids and ashtray

  • @ROBOTRIX_eu
    @ROBOTRIX_eu 6 місяців тому