What Is Your "We Will Never Speak Of This Again" Moment?
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What is your "we will never speak of this again" moment?
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2:57 Well, crap...that one took an unexpectedly sad turn. :(
Not going to lie I cried a little.
yeah :(((
4:06 Damn, this school pizza be hitting different
Whatever that shit is, we need to destroy every piece of it in the world.
When you tell someone to not tell a secret to anyone, they automatically think they can tell their "bestie."
Sorry, but I’ll never speak of it again
damn, beat me to it.
forgive me for this cursed phrase, but fleshlight sister is a real MVP
My story is mostly harmless. Me and my group of friends decide to eat out at a sit down restaurant. This was during the holidays. The topics ultimately drifted to the topic of Santa clause. We looked around to see if any kids were around and when there were none, we continued. We just discussed when we were told by our parents that santa isn't real. We didn''t notice that one of the tables we were next to had got up and left and a new family took there place. This family had a young on. Son enough she spoke up and said shush, we have a kid here. Man, that was embarrassing. We brought up the incident a week later but agreed that we will not speak of it again.
14:31: This dude definitely found a keeper! Most girls would probably have cut the date short and ghosted him after that! It’s kinda sweet that she didn’t, actually.
I flashed my best friend and her older brother.....
Intentionally? Or by accident? lol.
speleokeir accidentally what was worse was I liked the brother at the time
Am gonna be the creep and ask if you can flash me! Lol... I'll go to bed now am drunk lol
Nice
@@davidh7177 what the hell man
8:04 - …Turd the size of Mt. Fuji. 😂😂😂
Once I was going to show a friend something I thought he’d like. Instead Discord fucked up and sent a picture of me bent over my bed with my ass out, a pic that was meant for a friend with benefits. I deleted it but the damage was done, he asked what the hell it was, I played it off and changed the subject. I cried from embarrassment, I was freaking out. I thought I would get in trouble since I’m an adult (18) and my friend is a minor (15). My face wasn’t in the photo but the scenery from my room was recognizable. No way he didn’t know it was me. It was never spoken of again and I doubt it ever will be, I really hope nobody else saw it or found out about it. And before anyone says he’d have liked to see that too, we’re both guys and he’s probably straight. I’m very much not straight.
Makes me think about that time I found an erotic picture of Nami from One Piece on Internet and wanted to download it, but I misclicked and it sent the picture to a friend on Instagram. I think she didn't see it as I deleted it in time but boy did I panick on that moment 😂
First story; umm like wtf kinda horrible conversation did that have to be? How do u even talk that long to a teenager over a bj in the woods?🤣
9:36 I have never related to anything so much
9:35 almost a King George I situation right there
Me and my cousin were walking through the woods near my aunt's house (we all live in a very rural area). We smell somthing horrid, and saw a black pile which we thought was bear shit, turns out it was the body of our little cousins Chihuahua mix That had been missing for a few weeks. As our little cousin was only like 8 we never had the heart to tell him and let him keep thinking the thing ran away. He nearly 16 now and doesn't know, and me and the other cousin haven't talked about it since.
2nd guy mustve been watching Mr Hands
4:30... well if you´re white the equivilant of that would be it turning a little bit purple/blueish at max shrinkage. After workouts when i shower im always shocked as to how small it can get. and weirdly blueish... Now im preparing for all the doctors in the comments to tell me that im actually dieing.
I used to be an attention seeker, and I had an art sharing app, but I would constantly fish for compliments saying I was “only 10” like my art was Picasso or something lmaooo
i threw a rock at my friend and it missed and smashed a window of another friend we decided to not tell him.
When you and your mate are chased across the Loch by a nessie like me.
It happened to me. The fbi snuck into my room and told me to never talk about it again or else they will kill me.
No I won't give you tree fiddy
Must we go over this again?
On his birthday one year, my brother had managed to drink three bottles of his favorite soda. We went bowling immediately afterwards and halfway through the game, he ran to the trash can with our dad in pursuit. Turns out, bowling and three giant bottles of soda don't mix well because the brother puked in the oversized trash can. Some got onto dad's shirt. I rarely ever bring this up, but when I do, the brother gives me a death stare that could freeze the heart of even the meanest person alive.
I was about 8 or 9, and I was in the car with my best friends and their mom. We were driving back from a soccer game or something, and their mom had had one too many drinks. But, she was the one to drive us to their house, and it was terrifying. She went over corners, (probably also speeding). When we got back to their house, we promised never to speak of it again. Btw we were all the same age.
i had a highschool friend emerge from a pool witha hole in his trunks, not sure if he relived, but i think i'm the only person who noticed so i steered focus away from him
0:40 the end 🤣😭😭😭
2:52 oh no that whole thing 😂
I was ten, and I was watching people doing the deed when my mom walked in my room without knocking on the door, I masterfully closed the tab and pulled up my pants, I don’t think I was fast enough.
I know I was young, before my brother or just after my brother was born, so around 7 or 8 I woke up one morning and my mom asked me how my arm was doing. I gave here a weird look and said okay. She laughed and said you fell asleep on the toilet, fell and started crying. I had to clean you up and put you back to bed. The only memory I have is having to go in poop and sitting down. Then I was waking up. That's all I remember. I'm hoping I was abducted by aliens for a couple hours rather than falling asleep on the toilet.
Everytime I delete a person out of my life, I never mention the name of that person again. As of 8 August 2000 at 18:34 pm, I have deleted 27 people from my life. The maximum amount of people I have ever had in my life has been 27. Thus, they are all gone. Deletion of people in my life becomes an addiction. The first time I did it, it was a rush like nothing else. As people wronged me without provocation nor without a reason, the deletions continued. Now they are all gone. It was incredible! I imagine it was like a surgeon cutting a malignancy out of a patient! What a mental high! Of course, I probably would not tell a mental therapist this because I am behaving outside thd status quo indoctrination and conditioning. It would be deemed defective for thinking for myself and not falling into peer pressure and indoctrination. It amazed me just how hostile others got around me when they found out I deleted someone from my life, which led to more deletions. Even if it means deleting everyone from your life, I recommend all delete the malignant people from their lives. Just, tell nobody you did it. You will be shunned and mistreated for deleting just one person from your life, even though it is your life.
9:00 is the best part
I walked in on my roommate's gf on the toilet by accident 😱 me, him, and her all silently agreed to never speak of it again lmao
The great banana overdose where I inadvertently ate too many bananas to the point where it affected my heart and I ended up in the emergency room getting a big dose of dextrose
It’s full of something I forgot the name.
@@PhoenixMoth potassium.
@@hamishanderson6738 get the banana
@@PhoenixMoth 🍌
i was in the bathroom in my school (8th grade) and i asked my friend to hand me some toilet paper. she chose to open the door (it couldn’t lock) and i’m sure she saw my butthole & everything bc she said that she was everything. it was the middle of winter and i wasn’t shaved 😭 luckily i wasn’t pooping but she saw me in my hairiest state.
@16:04 🤣🤣😭😭
Damn Rip ops sister. That sucks. Good that op has a funny embarrassing memory to remember her by.
Had a house party one night and a friend came to visit from college. After things die down and it's just us housemates and the friend. Long story short our friend is drinking my piss from a water bottle. Everyone is Stunned he did, we kinda look at each other as this never happened for his sake.
But why was your piss in a bottle?
PoodleParti he told us how his frat did crazy shit to them. Drinking piss was one them. We called BS, so I pissed in a bottle and set it down, not actually believing he would drink it. Well to our surprise he does.
I'll take your word for it.
Ew😣
I miss rabbit...
My daughter graduated from college at 26. She had full term twins at 18. Needless to she had a huge amount of loose skin on her tummy. For a graduation present I gave her a gift certificate for cosmetic surgery with the previso to never speak of this again.
Why, she was willing to risk her life while having small kids, cosmetic surgery is for shallow people?, I was already paying to raise her children and an extra 7 grand was a big hit; for me it was all downside and didn't make sense from my point of view and I don't wish to relive poor decisions with good outcomes!
not quiet never speak of this again, but I had to go to the hospital for an MRI. dad is driving, mom normally took me, but couldn't that day. My dad took several wrong turns and got two very white individuals with a decent car lost in the hood. And at night. If we had blown a tire, you continue to drive for a few miles because you can get a new car, not a new life.
Someone has actually shot and killed there a few hours later
Yes
Why are soo many about poop
Poop is embarrassing for some reason
Lol.😆
Sorry, We agreed to never speak of it again.
Some years ago nearing on 40 my bestie and I go to Oz Fest we realized pretty early on we were too old for All Day festivals. We could do two all days in the same week when we were in our 20s but there were also drugs involved then. we were dragging ass with still 6 hours or so to go we both took naps and then we left halfway through Black Sabbath set this is the first time I've said it out loud since it happened cuz I used talk to text
I did the dirty with Jeff the killer
Thank you so very much for your video.
Sorry but the second story is too hilarious
When I broke a mirror in middle school.
we will never speak about 2020 again
We must though learning moment
19:23 its great to Express yourself and not keep up a professional attitude, plus i think doing things like this helps increase your pubic personality,
My best friends sister and I "studied" once
First guys sister is a queen
I yell at the history documentaries that pronounce things wrong and movies with massive plot holes and bad decisions when I'm home alone. Every once in a while the wife is standing in the doorway, vaguely shakes her head and just wanders away. Then I'm not allowed in the TV room for a few days.
My birth.
We never speak about the time I accidentally fell in a river at the woods and just straight up swam there for a bit not realising there was fish in there one started tugging on my foot and my friend had to drag me out because I passed out in the lake because I thought it was a infernai (dead body controlled by dark magic) ✌️😅
How do you mistake a fish for inferi? XD
@@IJMPVI i dont know it was slimy and big so I obviously went straight to it being a dead bodie 🥺 I panicked OK ✨😔
Kinda ironic..... I mean they aren't speaking but the info still got leaked.
it reminds me of the secret to the grave one
I WILL NEVER TELL YOU karen so yes
I got married.
So this one time I faked my own death and had my best friend shapeshift into me to do it and...
I will never speak of it again, duh
When my son was little our toilet stopped working well he was old enough to play with like teenage mutant Ninja turtle figures which he loved so me and his dad went down to the basement and took the entire piping that went to the sewer line off God that was horrible and we put the the snake up the sewer snake up the pipe and what fell out was a teenage mutant Ninja turtle figure one of the bigger ones with the big shell and I still to this day can't figure out how he managed to flush it
12:18 is a little weird? can a man confirm?
What’s weird about it?
Some of these are hilarious and some of these are very cringey.
Help, I'm confused about the imaginary gf
Not that unusual. I've encountered a few people who were embarrassed about never having had a girl/boyfriend so made one up. Of course sooner or later the truth usually becomes apparent which makes them look like an idiot/nutter.
I was punched in the face. Next day my friends tell me a rumer that was spreading about the event never Spock of it again
Oml..
Mine is when me and my friend and I were adding lotion to my putty and it got super sticky and we call it the blue putty incident. Don’t speak about it that often
I'm the 1000 like
Early
as if anyone cares
Pablo Vulic why did you like your own comment?
Am I early?
yes but noone cares
well ask your girlfriend this question she'll always say "yes"
We never speak about the time I accidentally fell in a river at the woods and just straight up swam there for a bit not realising there was fish in there one started tugging on my foot and my friend had to drag me out because I passed out in the lake because I thought it was a infernai (dead body controlled by dark magic) ✌️😅
Too much Harry Potter i guess?